smelly /cum/

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>just ditch all expectations and you will have nothing to fear.

>not saving yourself for marriage

>>74153599
coal mines sometimes make for really comfy rural towns but honestly fuck coal

Haven't left the house since tuesday

>tfw no gf

*stays inside for the night*

>>74153618
yeah. I didn't say I'm some suave casanova, I just said I talk to them. I talk to them enough for them to band together in a collected dislike of me, and subsequently mock me. I run "annoying manlet" game quite well

>>74153622
u will only save ur race if u step up 2 da plate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAzAucMOE0s

cum lol

I was waiting to get my hair cut today and the guy in the chair was talking to the barber about his illegal marijuana dispensary. Bragged about how they move thousands of dollars worth of the stuff at a time. Even said exactly where it is and what the "secret code" is to get weed.
Will I get a juicy reward if I tip this guy off to the cops?

>>74153696
snitches get stitches

>>74153663
>I talk to them enough for them to band together in a collected dislike of me, and subsequently mock me. I run "annoying manlet" game quite well

You sound somewhat socially intelligent

I'm good looking and could probably fuck all the girls you talk to on campus (american girls are all weirdly stuck in some 6-8 zone and are all easy sluts and then they have the unobtainable model tier girls that would probably puke if a guy like you glanced in their direction) but i seriously dont have the drive. I want a nice older girl to take care of me desu

>>74153696
Yes

>>74153696
come on he's just trying to put food on the table

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*watches Initial D once*

>>74153696
DUDEWEEDLMAO-types deserve to be put in a cage

wish i the motivation to form relationships with other people

>>74153643
>>74153680
Problem that people don't even bring up now is that a lot of coal mining is actually automated. It's vastly more efficient and safer for mining corporations to employ robots than two dozen men. the coal companies don't give a shit about coal country either- they left no lasting institutions behind, and when they pulled out, the whole place collapsed.

>>74153726
you sound confident, albeit a bit arrogant to me, but women probably love that shit. I'm not socially smart, just self aware that I am mediocre at it and have no will to improve my game

>nice older girl
m-macron?

>>74153720
t. Gang member

*tariffs canadian posts*

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Stop voting and getting haircuts

>>74153784

t. squealer

>>74153779
i dont get "game" ive just relied on my looks and filtered girls i don't like back.

thats the thing about american girls, they're super cancerous about the "game" and thats why redpill theory is so prevalent and so many guys think north american women are shit tier

I remember an album that had some kind of story about space travel as a transition.

Any of you know what it's called?

>>74153763
that guy who upload that vid is finnish
fuck i hate my countrymen

>>74153816
I always wondered how american women compare to canadian/euro women, but I never bothered to try and get to know other women.

I say 'game' a lot, but I don't actually use or read up on it. I've glanced through roosh v a bit, but that's the max extent. I just follow the "bee urself" meme because I'm too lazy to portray myself as anything better

i really like milfs too but they must be difficult to find

>>74153839
the wall

>>74153839
i guess its not anything by devin townsend

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Why is Cozumel so underdeveloped? Are those like national/state parks there?

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stop talking about females

>>74153869
Ive always had women show interest in me and that includes older women but im a complete prude and would feel uncomfortable when female teachers in their 30s gave me extra attention. Honestly, if I was american and in highschool at age 18 I might have tried to bang a couple of them. I have zero experience with european women but generally urban canadian women are like urban american women, if a tad higher quality

>>74153921
go back to /r9k/

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>>74153921
not till u get at least 1 number fcker

>>74153942
no

>>74153942
i have never frequented such a board

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>prof liked the rough draft for my essay

Women are stupid and I don't respect them.

That's right, I just have sex with them.

>>74153940
that must be an amazing life quality to have. a good chunk of women go out of their way to avoid me/cut convo short, but it doesn't bother me much anymore. is what it is. are you just being a hermit now?

>>74153984
a surprisingly high percentage of men think this way, but they're stupid themselves

i'm smart

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Stop posting asian girls

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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>>74154033
pennsylvania is the most powerful nation on earth

im so salty with FIFA holy shit i literally scored a goal at the last minute and the game randomly decided that the match was over before the ball crossed the line.

>buying EA products

never again

>filthadelphia

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>>74154072
yes

>the entirety of chicanofornia

>state that hemorrhages people onto neighboring states

>>74154091
ummmmmm uhhhhhhhhhh

>>74154002
>are you just being a hermit now?
yeah, its hard to meet girls that interest me, and id also say im shallow. I wouldnt date a girl that i dont consider attractive even if we were really compatible. id just be platonic friends with her.

I'm prone to depression and shit, and i lack a will to live a lot. If i was ugly and short like you i might have killed myself some time ago

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>>74154025
herp derp I'm going to post asian girls to upset mexico herp derp

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I'm home

>>74154138
I want asian kids

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>>74154025
Pros

hates weebs
strong (citation needed)
like blonde women


CONS

Play switch (wahoo)
beats up people
is a tekken character

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>>74154141
>black man
>asian kids

just shitposted in another general

>>74154121
maybe you should move somewhere else. shake up your life a bit to spark some energy within

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I took this photo on the drive home
can you imagine being this fat?
Not pictured: what looked like her husband wearing a filthy hoodie and his face deep into a nintendo DS

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>>74154138

you are really rude

>>74154190
i need to go travelling, meet some new people

been looking into au pair, farmhand work in the EU as i have a brit and irish citizenship and could work there theoretically. also australia and NZ have work visa agreements with canada. Education is holding me back, although putting that hold isnt out of the question.

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>>74154206

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sup pals
the din din
need to get a new gimmick mealposting gettin kinda old

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>>74154171
I'll adopt

kill yourself

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>>74154159

i do not have a wahoo machine, i wish, but i dont

How do I go about fucking

>>74154268
oh it was not you at the gym
you tricked me ill get you for this

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Saw some kid on a long board wearing this akatsuki naruto sweater. Can't think of a more cancerous mixture than long boards, naruto and sweaters.

>>74154261
its a decent gimmick, one post a day isnt intrusive bud

>>74154261
how much longer you in for?

>>74154261

>two single slices of cucumber

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Girls are soo cute.

>>74154261
>mealposting gettin kinda old
I like the mealposts. The salad is a bit small desu. Are the things on the left made out of potatoes?

>>74154296
Lad I think I've done three or four today

>>74154261
take creepshots
>>74154293
just add a vaporizer to it

>>74154253

i love this webm because everything just screams america, the streets, the houses, the pick up and of course, the woman

>>74154283
didn't you say you had a gf? just ask her if she could buy you a soft new pillow to hump

>>74154293
absolutely howling at the state of suburban yank culture

>>74154293
long boards are very convenient if your school has a big campus
A black tried to steal mine out of my trunk, but someone saw and called the cops for me

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>not using burichan

>>74154293

would have never guessed it was naruto.

you are a weeb man

>>74154310
you posted breakfast and lunch? i was asleep i guess

>>74154308
Pierogies
>>74154301
In till the tenth
>>74154304
There was five

LLit was a beautiful day and there were lots of pretty girls out and my college was having some fun events day, so what did I do? Well I walked around alone hoping girls would make eye contact with me so I could imagine myself talking to them but never actually trying

>>74154371

stop reading out of my journal

Reminder that puerto ricans are the most handsome and powerful race in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOe6dI2JhgU

literally havent watched a single episode of naruto and i recognize that cloud, honestly get off 4chan if you dont know such a basic thing. its like not knowing what yotsuba is

You are now imagining several overweight young white men running through the streets of Japan with their arms behind their backs, in a pack, each with a large grin on their face, angering the locals as they continuously disrupt traffic.

Is there a fanbase worse than Rick and Morty?

/cum/posting while stuck in traffic haha

>>74154398
why is everyone talking about this reddit show lately

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>>74154396

>>74154396
It's like the refugee crisis but with weebs

>>74154406
DONT TEXT AND DRIVE

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>>74154306
certain types of girls are soo cute

>>74154398
doctor who
west coast
sig saurs

>>74154406
take a picture

>>74154410

there was a new episode on aprils fool

>>74154371
>>74154383
Do they often smile back?
I'll start: Yes

>>74154421
would succ those nipples

>>74154410
there was a "march for science" recently and there were a lot of signs featuring rick and morty

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>>74154425

>>74154431
Brains too fucked to think about smiling back but once or twice yea. If I knew how to bee myself things would probably be better

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*BURPPP* God's not real Morty
>the redditor takes a step back from the laughter to remember that G*d is indeed an opioid for the masses
Y-y-your parents are fucking idiots Morty every*URP*body is stupid except for me
>the redditor laughs at the joke but knows deep down that he and Rick are one in the same, misunderstood geniuses with no need for human companionship
WUBALABADUBDUB SCRUPPY POOPY DOOPY DOO
>The redditor gets Rick's edgy sense of postmodern abstract humor and posts a detailed review of the episode praising it's artistic merits
mmmm get schwifty, SZECHWAN SAUCE!
>the redditor's mind buckles beneath the weight of its own genius and he escapes into a state of intellectual nirvana

>the guy who made that kung fu fighting song is black

my whole life has been a lie

>>74154460
do you write these yourself?

>>74154468
the guy who voices samurai jack is black

>>74154421
Baba Fumika

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>>74154468
how did you not know

his voice is so black

>>74154460
Is Rick even an atheist?

>>74154482
i dont care about redditrai jack

>>74154398
MLP

>>74154398
anime

>>74154503
bobby caldwell is white

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>>74154502
thanks anon I didn't even ask and you still delivered

>>74154510
I DON"T care for your tone right now mister. How could you have NOT derived from his intonations that the singer was black

Business Idea: A 3-hour movie starring Adam Sandler as a talking chihuahua, which is shots from various angles of sandler's character running down the street and saying "It's a dog's life" while the song "who let the dogs out" plays on a continuous loop in the background

>>74154505
i think so he states that god does to exist in few episodes

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>>74154478
They're direct quotes from the show

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Is creepshot/LMM still around?

>>74154564
He got banned he doesnt post here anymore

>>74154528
FUG!

WHO?

>>74154564
He joined the Coast Guard

>>74154564

posting itt right now

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>>74154564
>>>/b/

>>74154564
Did you just wake up from a coma? He hasn't been around since '15

>>74154558
the greentext i mean

>>74154529
>4529

saying someone has a black voice is racisg

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>>74154554
My roommate and his girlfriend are probably the definition of what has gone wrong in modern relationships. All he wants to do is watch baseball with her(he's sad because she wont sit next to him and watch it) and she refuses to get off the bed and all she does is harass and call him a child when she has to go to college an extra year because she skipped a year for psychological issues. Sounds uninteresting but it is seriously sad to see irl, he is her cuck and she is just an asshole

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>>74154577
Oh yes, of course

>>74154583
I left for awhile, we stopped talking and I wanted to see if he was doing alright

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>>74154585
I modified it, but a variation of it has been used for a bunch of other shows since long before now

where the fuck are adults supposed to meet adults of the opposite sex

>>74153626
WTF!? Now I hate Native Americans!!!

>>74154615
whom'sth are you wuoting

>>74154615
accidental (you)?

wtf my capcha has miguel
STOP IT GOOGLE

>>74154615
>she skipped a year for psychological issues
Is this actually a thing? Do you really get to take one year less of college if you're fucked in the head?
Or do you mean she dropped out?

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STOP SAYING MY NAME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A cyclist crashed into the side of my car yesterday.

I had a green and was turning right, already in the intersection, when he slammed into the back side of me. Thankfully he wasn't hurt, but he wanted $20 to "fix the inner tube", which had somehow managed to break despite the impact being so weak there wasn't even a scuff on my car.

I give him my name (first only, obviously) and number, and he took down my plate. I said I'd help him out because I've been there and it sucks. He calls me up later and says now he needs $90 to fix it. I tell him to call me later, then block his number.

Right after he hit me I went to the cops and filed a report in case he tries anything. What's the worst case scenario here?

>>74154615
>she skipped a year for psychological issues
why is this gimmick so fucking popular all of a sudden

>>74154700
Bacha chan

>>74154682
For most colleges you can put your academic stuff on hold and come back later if you need to. Sounds like the girl in the story did that and it will take her a year longer to graduate.

>>74154704

>$90 to fix the fucking inner tube

he's a fucking scam artist

>that liberal cock knobler O'Leary is out of the conservative race
thank fuck

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>>74154306
who is this semen demon

>>74154677
I actually meant to correct your spelling error before I heard them fighting. It's just "exist" not "to exist"

>>74154682
They just let her drop all her classes because she had some psychological issues, didnt drop out. She still has to pay for the year though so it's a huge fucking waste of money.

who here /bernier2019/

>>74154649
ah yes the zimbabwe theory

>>74154709
Because we now live in an age where your hurt feelings matter and it's okay to cry and take a bunch of pills because someone once said something mean to you instead of just getting over it and growing up

Mental health is a joke

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>miguel
What a shitty name

>>74154764
I'm /asiangf2019/

>be midwesterner
>inject heroin
>die

>>74154764
he's a pro foriegn worker jew and should kill himself

Weedman
>We can meet whenever. Wait fuck make that 30min

40min later
me
>Hey I'm heading your way

Weedman
>Ok meet me at y

At y 15 minutes later....

my tongue feels like its been burnt

>>74154789
t. o'leary supporter

>be commiefornian
>inject marijuana
>die

>>74154764
Bernier is a fucking joke

I don't support any of the Tory candidates, but if I had to pick one it would probably be Chong.

>>74154806
o'leary gave his endorsement to bernier you stupid fucker

both are pro-mass immigration because muh corporate sponsors

>>74154828

thats not funny

3 of my friends died mainlining the herbal jew

>>74154704
Cyclists are subhuman

Next time run his ass over completely and don't even bother stopping

>>74154840
>>74154836
prove it

Just cut and pan-fried up 3 fat chicken breasts.

Took me nearly an hour but now I have chicken for days.

>here's a corporate jew who is pro tfw worker
>or!
>here's a pro muh diversity jew
>both will fuck up your economy and do nothing to help you
people who suck politicians dicks deserve to choke on it

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>Cyclists are subhuman

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thank god labor day is this coming monday feel like killing myself

going to go to IKEA and have some meatballs sometime this weekend

>>74154862
Are you actually stupid so stupid that you don't know anything about the candidate you're promoting? Do you not read the fucking news at all?

>>74154758
alright
need to start paying attention to what i write and get more coffeee

Try proving him wrong
Protip you cant

business idea: starve quebec of all their resources and hang up pictures of the queen in all of their houses
>>74154888
i only read breitbart and the rebel

what do you think i am some sort of jew media drone? lmao get out of here you fucking cuck

the new mystery science theater is trash

>>74154921
>business idea: starve quebec of all their resources
Quebec isn't that much of a natural ressource economy, we have some actual industry here

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>>74154877
>get in the way like they own the road
>never go to the side when a car is behind them
>can cause car crashes if a car is trying to avoid them
>certain street laws dont apply to them, causing crashes
>increase traffic
>always lets you know they bike everywhere, saving the environment regardless of the type of discussion
>buys at starbucks daily

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IM the best poster here

Try proving ME wrong
Protip you cant

>>74154902
hey cunt
you better pay reparations for you burger spam
DID YA THINK ID FORGET

>younger sis is a lesbian
>brings home new girlfriend every 2-3 weeks or so
>right now I can hear them fucking so loudly it goes right through my earphones

I never asked for this

>Haha use the sidewalk like some kind of pedestrian? No no, I am a cyclist! I have the right to be on the road same as any car!
>Proceeds to cause a traffic jam on a highway because too stupid and too poor to just use a car

Haha whoops

>>74154921
>i only read
So you are actually some stupid kid, and despite being capable of googling O'Leary drops out promotes Bernier you instead brag that you're retarded and only go two two news sites to learn about what happens in the world.

>>74154862
>>74154888
All your candidates are cucks, Bernier only wants to cut immigration from 300,000 to 250,000 a year. I don't think anyone else is even proposing to cut it more than that though, at least he wants to actually try and integrate them and believes there is such a thing as a "canadian identity".

>>74154896
Your grammar is usually perfect 2bh

>>74154935
*proves you wrong*
Not that hard

>>74154946
voocaroo it

>>74154946
sodomites dont have relationships
only sex partners

>>74154946
vocaroo

my ballsack is very soft

What's for dinner? I'll start:
turkey, salami, havarti, tomato, onion, mayo, dijon, on baguette

>>74154939
Hambaga?

>>74154965
this

>>74154970
Almost 7pm here and I haven't eaten a single thing all day

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>>74154935
She's dating Jaden Smith.

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>even CIA is fooled by pedojew and his antics

hook

line

and

sinker

I'm not the best or worst poster, but certainly the most underrated

>>74154970
Had some off-brand KD with tuna.

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This better be worth it

>>74154994

She is a dyke.

The jaden thing is for a movie, the one where she goes bald.

>>74155011
try the shotguns

>>74154953
The cut thing is fake. It's just to try and get retarded people who vote for him. Other candidates did talk about reducing it but they've probably dropped out of it by now.

I wouldn't be surprised if he increased it while in office. The Conservatives are actually worse than the Liberal Party for foreign workers because corporations love access to cheap disposable workers they can abuse. TFW have ballooned under their watch.

>>74155019
I'm only playing the campaign

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>>74155011
>*BOOM* *BOOM* YEEHAW!

>>74153626
The American Lion looked more like the short faced bear and had no mane. He was also bigger than any Liger in history. Absolute TITAN of a beast.

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I found out my parents named me after a character from a ron howard movie

Just saw a coworker tell the other that she looked tired. You could tell she was annoyed.

I hear people say this shit all the time. I feel like it's a pretty rude thing to say. Basically telling someone they look like shit, which I've overheard people tell others as well.

What do you all think of this?

Does anyone here actually tell people this? Do you get told that you're tired? What do you think of it? lol

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Prepare yourselves.

It is now time for me to reveal my true form.

>>74155031
good posteo my freunde

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should probably be studying right now desu

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That's mine, stop posting it

>>74155037
Don't worry, my mother named me after a character from a tv show whilst my older brother bares my father's name.

I literally had no chance from the start. The last pussy I saw, I came out of.

Literally killing myself soon.

Why does China care so much about North Korea?

>>74155043
https://my.mixtape.moe/tdnbhl.mp4

>>74155043
One of the few animes worth watching, Overlord is the same

https://youtu.be/Qo3fT0xPeHs
Hehhehe drumpf and drumpfettes BTFO

>>74155037
Yeah Joseph we know

>>74155067
You too

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me

>>74155076
simpsons needs to die already

>>74155075
is the name*

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>076
>Simpsons
won't

>>74155090

HAVE NO FEAR, WE'VE GOT STORIES FOR YEARS

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>>74155038
I get told that I look tired because I have big dark circles under my eyes. I don't really care desu.

>>74155038
It's like telling someone that they're fat.

Rude but necessary and honest.

>>74155038
I myself often get told I look tired, and I find it greatly annoying because often I'm not even tired, I just have the facial aesthetic of a fucking cavetroll and thus permanently look shitty, which people seem to misinterpret as "tired".

But then again, I'm a sperg who's never had any success in dealing with normies, so maybe I'm not the best reference on the topic.

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R8 my dinner

>>74155076
is this the quality of the series now-a-days?

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You now remember that the lady gaga episode of the simpsons happened

>>74155100
America please no.

Bring back Duckman.

>>74155117
fatty

>>74155117
good stuff

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I had to deface it to post it in this thread also. Think about that

>>74155028
wtf

>>74155117
Honestly looks delicious.

They'll Never Stop The Simpsons!
Have no fears, we've got stories for years, like
Marge becomes a robot,
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone, has Bart ever owned a bear?

KotH was a much better anime than Simpsons ever was

>>74155117
Why do canadians have square pieces of meat?

simpsons is shit

Windmills are ugly

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>>74155152

you're not wrong

>>74155152
I'm glad they stopped making them before they got shitty like the Simpsons. The last season started stepping into the out of ideas territory.

>>74155121
Pretty much

>>74155157
So they fit through the door.

>>74155157
They come from a robot

>>74155174

the finale was great though

Power ranking best poster
1.me
2.me
3.cara poster

>>74155191
robots are made out of metal not meat you retard

>>74155210
not in canada, dumb dumb

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what are some animes that let me live a normal high school life?

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>>74155210
>he's never seen a meat robot

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I kinda wanna turn of my extra flags. I feel like I'm tripping.

should I learn Japanese or play bideo gme?

>>74155245
extra flags is reddit cancer of the highest form

>>74155245
you should

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>>74155252
学中文,美国人。

>>74155252
learn Latvian

all of the cool kids are doing it nowadays

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>>74155252
u can't bro

desu 99.999999999% of people quit. there's only so many hours in a day.

>>74155252
focus you time on something that isn't stupid

Hate that It's always sunny is popular now

>>74155252
日本語を習ってことはとても難しいだよ。

nothing hard was ever worth doing

thank you /cum/

>>74155280
teach me sifu

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Me and the lads

>>74155252
It's a waste of time to learn japanese
learn french instead

>>74155310
Hasn't it always been

Why do you care so much about people liking you when those people barely like themselves?

>>74155343

me on the left

>>74155343
Found CIA in the back

Just saw a black man successful catcall some disgusting white woman

>>74155385
>successful

What constitutes a successful catcall?

>>74155343
these are on the more attractive end of the drumpftard pictures i've seen

>>74155385
Women like men who are upfront and alpha
Get over it loser

>>74155392
she doesn't call the cops?

>>74154933
lmao we're sitting on so many resources but we have diversified unlike prairie niggers that work the earth like animals

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>my slayer exciter finally worked
YO SOY AHEAD
YO SOY ADVANCED
YO SOY FIRST MAMMAL TO MAKE PLANS

>>74155392
They were walking opposite directions, he said some "ay mama" bullshit, turned around to see her reaction and she swallowed her dignity then held out her arm then he walked to her to sweet talk her some more

It was pretty weird desu, he looked really surprised. She probably wanted money

is sony/magix cheap software any good? want to learn a/v shit but the free software is shit and movie studio 13 suite is on sale right now

found an anime to watch on /a/, but then I went into a jojo thread and forgot its name

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>>74155434
>those hands

>>74155436
What is pirate bay

>>74155448
probably keitai

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>>74155434
>>74155452

>>74155457
I don't know friend, I'm a good boy who doesn't download from public trackers

and I want to learn something that doesn't cost a bajillion dollars in case I want to make some money off of it

>>74155448
Whoa is that a reference of some sort?

>>74154261
*slurps ur gravy*

Never stop hospital meal posting it is literally the best thing about my life right now.

>>74155459

that wasnt it

think it had a g in the name

>>74155348
Why is French worth the effort and Japanese not?

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is this real or fake?

You stupid, fat, white-guilt faggot

>>74155514
it's those eye-colour changing lenses

>>74155523
girls are crafty

it was grimgar

>>74155502
French is like 1/3 of the effort of learning Japanese. Probably less.

t. someone who knows some of both

>>74155514
who

is


this

semen

demon

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>>74154293
How about this?

Must

Become

Friends

With

Females

Must

Procreate

To

Save

Whypipo

Ever heard of Unit 731?

The Japs just keep getting away with it

FUCK wypipo

>>74155561
Fuck nips and Fuck white people

>>74155557
way ahead of you

>>74155553
https://www.instagram.com/aikuros/?hl=en

>>74155552
I was doing some on DuoLingo but realized I didn't have anything I wanted to understand

Got any French language book/comic/movie/etc. recs?

>>74155502
You can get around Japan without speaking Japanese. The Japanese will never accept you either so unless you just really like their culture there's no reason to.
Meanwhile there are French speakers in NA. French is easier to learn and you're more likely to get along with them than Japs, even if just slightly.

>>74155552
I don't know. I had French in school. After more than 7 years of French lessons I can't speak a single word.

Muhammad was a white nationalist

>>74155574
wow what an attention whore, good on her though, for sucking in the desperate anime weebs

NEW NEW NEW

>>74155596
>>74155596
>>74155596

NEW NEW NEW

>>74155580
dumb ass

>>74155578
Not really unfortunately. I'm far from fluent, and I've forgotten a lot of what I learned. We just learn it in school here.

>>74155580
I'm not very good at it either any more, but when I learned it in school, I picked it up pretty quickly

>>74154261
grim

die

>>74155542
Its bad