/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

>ywn drink beer with your bayern gf while a band plays this in the background

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>>74124393
Sorry we aren't easily satisfied.

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This thread is under the control of the French army and the Warship Richelieu.
Put down the weapons, and every prisoner of war will be taken care of, fed and treated decently.

>>74124606
VIVE LA FRANCE ET VICE LE ROI

>>74124458
Are the burgers going to keep out this time?

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>>74124606
we will never surrender

>>74124625
>C
je vais me guillotiner de ce pas

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>>74124664
*walks towards you*
>>74124671
Yep, sorry m8

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In the name of her royal majesty Queen Elizabeth II, I hereby proclaim this thread to be property of the British Empire.

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Is this accurate?

>>74124739
Not really. France isn't really obsessed with the UK

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>>74124739
n-non !

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Omelettes are bad and baguettes are ugly

fish and chips more like fish and SHIT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRo0AnR7wlc

Germans EXPLAIN

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>>74124710
colonize my mouldy savage's life

>>74125013
was its das

>>74125013
did you read the comments? now the whole internet is under our control

>>74125013
From the novel this is based on:

>I’ve turned myself into a walking laboratory of pussy hygiene. I enjoy plopping myself down on any dirty toilet seat anywhere. That’s not all. I rub the entire seat with my pussy before I sit down, going once around with a graceful gyration of my hips. When I press my pussy onto the seat it makes a smacking noise and then it sucks up all the pubic hairs, droplets, splotches, and puddles of various shades and consistencies.

>When I jerk somebody off, I always make sure that some cum gets on my hand. I run my fingers through it and let it dry under my long nails. That way, later in the day, I can reminisce about my good fuck partner by biting my nails and getting bits of the hardened cum to play with in my mouth; I chew on it and, after tasting it and letting it slowly dissolve, I swallow it. It’s an invention I’m very proud of: the memorable-sex bonbon.

>>74125108
She (the author) is English btw

>>74125108
freedom of speech was a mistake

>>74125013

I hate this country so much tbqh

>>74124932
meet me bellow the arc de triomphe in 30 minutes and i will spark you out sunshine

>>74125108
Women's rights were a mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRdw_Qgwqc

is this what it's like to have nice teeth?

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>>74124458
BAYERN NUMBA 1

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>>74125108
unironically can't finish my breakfast after reading this

>>74125341
>tfw was stuck on NHS braces waiting list until i was 18 and drank nothing but fizzy drinks as a kid so my teeth are awful

genuinely hate going abroad becuase i feel like foreigners look out especially for our shitty teeth

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XRcQA-RZ4AQ
really liking this lads
especially the 2nd part

>>74125439
wtf is wrong with you? did you never do any kinky stuff?

>>74125615
there's a fine line between kinky and nauseating

>>74125615
not by the german definition

>>74125556
>tfw parents never bothered enforcing that I brushed them so I just never bothered
Closest my mum ever came to trying to make me brush them was when she said to me 'You'll regret it when you're older!'. Turns out she was right, but when you say that to an 8 year old it doesn't carry much weight.

I brush them now all the fucking time, but they're still yellow and gross so it's kinda pissing in the wind.

>>74125745
You can get them whitened dude

>>74125745

And I always thought Brits having bad teeth is just a bad stereotype

>>74125976
Most Brits have good teeth but bad teeth aren't uncommon

My cousin has black teeth

>>74125976
Brits actually have some of the healthiest teeth in the world, the stereotype comes from the fact that we're not really bothered about the appearance of them like Americans for example.

They have theirs made perfectly straight, bleached and ground flat.

I think yellow teeth look disgusting, but the odd crooked tooth is fine to me. American teeth look unnatural and freaky.

hotcplhel

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>>74124625

VIVE LE ROY


>>74124671
>>74124692
Of the love or hatred God has for the Republicans, I know nothing, but I do know that they will all be thrown out of France, except those who die there.

t. Joan of Arc

>>74126181
This. Also, very white teeth are definitely unnatural as well. This one American girl in my class has them 'perfect', but every time she smiles it actually looks grotesque because of it's a testimony of all the vain efforts she puts in keeping them like this thanks to artificial means.

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English girls>French girls>German girls

>>74126999
name one thing France does better than Britain

protip: you can't

>>74127104

Cheese

>>74127104
wine

>>74127104
anthems

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>>74127104
Cuisine
Films
Literature
Fashion

>>74127104
Dental hygiene

>>74127104
Flags

>>74127205
>tricolour better than the Union flag

kys

>>74127155
Just gave their anthem a listen. You are inarguably wrong.

>>74127205
Nah

need to read a good biography on napoleon.
anybody got a suggestion?

>>74127205

Lets be honest here, the union jack looks a lot better then their tricolore.

>>74127304
Napoleon: Total War

I'm back from the GP

I said that I messed up with the tranny drugs and that I want to check if I'm permanently infertile
He eventually said after I got the conversation back round to gender that I'd need to stop taking the drugs for a sperm sample. He laughed at me.
I declined

Thee bulk of the conversation though was about depression, he tricked me into saying I was suicidal
He sent me out to complete that standard depression quiz while he took a phone call

I considered leaving at that point since I had no interest in pursuing the depression thread again
I told him I don't believe in depression, people aren't just sad, there are reasons people are down
That I'd refuse drugs as it doesn't change circumstances, just make you delusional

Then he started banging on about him wanting me to be comfortable in my own skin and some "be yourself" bullshit
He asked how he could help me?
I got up and left
In tears
He did shout back at me
To come back and that he only wanted to help

>>74127325
>>74127264
>>74127246
The Union Jack just doesn't do it for me. Too noisy, too busy. At least the French flag is breathing, simple, and elegant.

>>74127304
Why manlets never learn by Drumpf Donald

>>74127403
NO

FUCK OFF BACK TO /BRIT/ OR /BRITFEEL/

FUCK OFF

don't reply to it

>>74127403
FUCK OFF

you're making us look bad in front of the others

>report submitted, this window will close in...

Report it
Hide it
It will go away

>>74127434
>>74127368

brits need not reply, thank

so this is...the power of britain...

>>74127442
>>74127449
>>74127476

What's wrong with trying to connect with my European brothers and sisters?

rule britannia

do NOT engage it

>>74127403
what the fuck are you doing here, go back to /brit

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Do not acknowledge it, just keep talking amongst yourselves

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>>74127547
This.
What did you eat for lunch, /fug/ ? Omelette mustard, lardons onions du fromage with some pan fried potates in olive oil and basil.
The potatoes aren't burnt but I took the picture with a butter stick

>>74127583
i just got up and had cornflakes

>>74127583
Bacon sandwich and eggs

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>>74127583
haven't had any yet, probably gonna heat up a can of big soup tbqh

>>74127583
Just a subway sandwich because I get it half price, I'm mates with the manager.

Italian BMT on herbs and cheese bread with peppered cheese, jalapenos, lettuce and BBQ sauce. Toasted of course.

>>74127650
what sets it apart from regular soup ?

>>74127104

Civic nationalism

>>74127583
2x Snickers

>>74127583
Looks very nice mon ami. I had a plainish sandwich but I made a Thai curry for dinner.

>>74127676
it's bigger

name one thing the world does better than Germany

protip: you can't

>>74127733
for you

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>>74127761
Winning wars

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>>74127761
win wars

>>74127790
>>74127793
fugging hivemind

>>74127761

Border protection

Germans are so hot

>>74127761
finishing the job

>>74127761
Beach footwear

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>>74127803
It was a bit easy frankly. L'Entente cordiale wins again.

name one thing the world does better than France

protip: you can't

>>74127859
tsundere

>>74127879
surrender

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>>74127879
Das rite

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Me and the captcha definitely don't agree on what a mountain is

>>74127818
My German great-grandmother looked like a Mongolian, really chinky eyes

Do a lot of Germans look a bit eastern/oriental? I've got a little hooded eyelids myself and a kind of hunnic complexion (pale olive skin)

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>>74127962
Some are really fucking weird. For several weeks the capchta really is annoying. First switching for signs to cars, and now that weird ass mountains.

>>74127965
Like this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rBs2JzFF2iM

>>74127761

Comedy (eternal)

Polite society (Not since Kaiser/WW2)

Phlegmatism and restraint (thats us)

Plotting (thats us)

Pub Culture (thats us)

Nationalism (Not since 'Dolf)

Killing Socialists (you havent had a good remover since 'Dolf)

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>>74128050
Nah like this

Just a random pic from Google but he's got a very similar face to my dad's uncle

>>74128095
Jerrycuck twat

where will i go? what will i do?

>>74128314
frankly my dear
I don't give a damn

>>74128355
*looks shocked*

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>>74128391
*looks cool as hell*

>>74128190
how did you manage to google someone that looked your dad's uncle
what did you type

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXcgt6l_LcA

>>74128506
is this an allegory on brexit?

>>74128473
"Germans look Asian"

https://www.datalounge.com/thread/18441510-germans-who-look-asian

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Britain has Ireland
Germany has Poland
Who does France bully?

>>74128783
everyone
but belgium especially, i think

>>74128783
lelgium

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>>74128783
The world

>>74128201
What? I was listing things they cant do

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>>74128783
This makes me very sad desu, we bully Belgium because he is big boy and can take it. Leave Ireland alone !

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Reading about the Trident nuclear warheads lads

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UGM-133_Trident_II

They're spooky as heck, when they're launched they basically go into space and a little camera looks at the star patterns to see exactly where it is before re-entry. From there it will split into 8 (up to a maximum of 12) separate warheads and blanket the target area. Each warhead is 7 TIMES more powerful than the one dropped on Hiroshima.

Basically, as soon as one of these bad boys splits over a major city it's already fucking gone. Your collection of bottlecaps for post-war currency will be pointless.

>>74129474
yeah, these kind of toys are monumentally scary

have you heard of the scramjet?

>>74129474
w e w

honestly, I think the biggest irony about the destructive capabilities of nuclear weapons is they're probably the number one thing that has prevented wars between major powers since WW2, because nobody wants to face retaliation by nukes

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

>>74129686
t. kissinger

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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How do germans even compete?

This is a screenshot from a german quiz show from this morning

>>74129780
who won?

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>>74129798
the both formed a team, but they lost against the quizchampion, pic related

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This is me. Literally me.

>>74129780
BLACKED

>>74129881
literal nu male

>>74129881
what a fucking nerd lmao

https://www.youtube.com/user/WoWSnake1989/live
https://www.youtube.com/user/WoWSnake1989/live
https://www.youtube.com/user/WoWSnake1989/live
Anon streams

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>>74129989
>>74129973

tho, pic related is and will always be the true champion of Gefragt Gejagt

>>74130052
kadsbuggling all over

>>74129550
I had not but after a quick google I do now. Seems interesting.

>>74130158
seems fucking scary

>>74124458
Please dont use this flag filthy anglo scum.

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>>74129881
He looks like a pure fag.
Pic related is the current French quizzchampion on the biggest game of that sort. He raises cattles, is over 190cm and lives a comfy life in the Southern France countryside.
Absolute bro.

>>74130052
what is this

pam parram

pam pam paraam

pam paraaaam

>>74130285
it's a failed normie from /deutsch/

i hate him so god damn much

love you lots,
kathrin from the /deutsch/-team

>>74130258
i salute

>>74130399
failed? Der kommt noch ganz groß raus

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>>74130399
>failed normies
isn't every non-normie a failed normie?

also PLEASE BY MY GIRLFRIEND

honestly would be okay with seeing millions of North Koreans die just to see how massive a modern nuclear attack looks like

it would be explosion kino, especially filmed live on tv

>>74130650
i feel similarly about berlin, matter of fact

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rate my life
>19
>NEET
>virgin
>live with parents
>yesterday my mum bought me a new phone off Amazon because I threw my last one at a radiator and it smashed apart
>5'6
>brown eyes and hair
>not very handsome
>0 education whatsoever, left school at 16 with Ds and Es in my GCSE exams and been NEET since
>i like to excercise, pretty good at running
>have IRL friends but never actually go out with them

>>74131623
3/10

could be worse
could also be a whole fucking lot better
but you're only 19, so that's not too bad

>>74130650
Careful what you wish for anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjCA3zEbN-A

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>>74131623
4.5/10 you're 19 so it's not too bad.

>23
>have a job that I fucking hate
>not a virgin but haven't had sex in 6 years or had any prolonged interaction with a female in that time
>live with parents
>don't exercise, I'm not fat but I'm terribly unfit
>dirty blond hair (it's basically light brown at this point)
>brown eyes
>literally 1 friend who I see maybe once every 5 or 6 weeks
>couple of friends that are online only, never met them
>GCSEs were from A to C
>dropped out of college, went back a year later, dropped out again
>6'0

Got my height I guess but looking at some of the cunts in town, 6 foot basically seems like the average now for young people.

>>74127928
I want to own that house on the left. This place looks beautiful

>>74132530
yeah thats my summer house

>>74132407
>>74131682
why so low? fuck you both

also
>6foot basically seems like the average
fuck you especially

>>74132835
>why so low?
5/10 is average and I'd say your life seems below average

>fuck you especially
Have you seen college-aged people nowadays? I swear like 90% of the lads are 6'0 or very close to it

>>74132897
>your life seems below average
fuck

u

Chechen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pka3psIK9Eo

>>74133147

Wrong thread
This isn't /sverigetråden/. She's cute though uezs

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>>74133104
You said that you were short, not handsome, have basically no qualifications, no job and you never go out with your friends.

I'm not trying to shit on you but come on, this is not average.

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>>74127928
Post comfy towns from your countries

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NEET-dick-size-comparisons belong to
>>>/r9k/

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>>74133362

>>74133507
when i was in franconia to visit some relatives, i noticed that a lot oc towns there look like this.
Franconia >> bajuvaria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PggfbzJcvA

Do you boys think that in the third installement, the Kingsman's agents might be paired up with the French agency :3? Since they're doing it now with the Americans.

"Kingsman" + "Hommes du Roy"! Good back and forth potential!

>>74133362
Aix-en-Provence.

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>>74133218
fuck off

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>>74133876

>>74133507
rothenburg is a tourist trap

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>>74133362
DURHAM
U
R
H
A
M

It's technically a city because we call anything with a cathedral a city but it's really just a large town.

>>74134346
Oxbride wannabes ":/".

>>74133147
are you the Chechen guy who lives in Germany

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>>74134381
Oxbridge pansies can fug off desu

>>74133825
Nice bit of propaganda to attract the gullible lil kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCu1nYXPQC4

can someone explain this to me? he's not literate? what proves that?

>>74134403
Ne
Ick bin ein ebenbürtijer Ostdeutscher, damit dat mal klar is, oke?

>>74134489
Dont talk to me in slang you low class peasant.

>>74134453
I know they're thought of as "reddit" around here, but come on, it seems like it's building up to be good fun.

>>74134427
Says the guy from the city trying to force "Oxdurbridge". You're frothing for acceptance guys.

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>>74134539

>>74134582
S-sorry! It's apparently alright.

>>74134615
Jokes aside, what you're saying is true though, it's annoying how Durham Uni is trying so hard to be on the level of Oxbridge.

It's a great university, one of the best in the world in my opinion but they just need to be happy with that instead of screeching that they're just as good as Oxford and Cambridge

>>74134530
>hating on local dialects
absolutely parisian

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>>74134695
Then, again, that they're slightly angry with Oxbridge "camping out" the 'good UK university' reputation resonates with me, since Oxford and Cambridge staying there has a lot to do with history and their legacy nowadays. Economics is getting more respectable at LSE, and Bath and St Andrews are stealing the reputation of engineering uni from under them.

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>>74134997

>>74134459

Read the comments, the uploader thought it also means he's articulate. Just a mistake on his part.

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>>74133362
always felt muh home town was quite comfy

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>>74131623
4/10.

>>74132407
5.5/10

>19
>Doing A-Levels for the second time in a row. Did the full two years and didn't get good grades so I'm trying again at a different college. Also work as a potwasher at my parents restaurant
>Not a virgin. Have sex maybe once or twice a week. Have a gf
>live with parents
>Go on family holidays usually 2-3 times a year. Saving up for my first ever self-funded holiday abroad with my gf this summer, to Austria
>5'10
>blue eyes, ash brown hair
>short-sighted, mild colour blindness
>have small hands and small feet
>decently attractive. People I know think I'm very photogenic but /soc/ rates me as a 5/10 so I don't know. Look very young though, baby-faced. Probably still look 16
>can't grow proper facial hair
>bilingual, Welsh and English
>used to get a couple of As and lots of Bs in GCSEs. Failed pretty much all of my A Levels last time apart from English. Aiming to get high grades this time
>hardly ever exercise. Have a slim unfit twink body
>picky eater
>have IRL friends but hardly ever see them, maybe once or twice a month. Losing contact with them and losing things I have in common with them

think I'm doing alright

>>74135686
>>74132407
>>74131623
pack this in

it's gay, reddit, and nobody gives a shite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLmskcz3cVg

https://af.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olimpus
what kind of language is afrikaans?
I can read and understand about half of this

>>74135686
>Have a slim unfit twink body
pics or i don't believe it

>>74136067
It's rather Dutch I think

>>74135865
best quotes coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb6cSEI1FLk

>>74136067
dutch

>>74131623
utterly, utterly dire, 2/10 no prospects
glad im not you

>>74127761
Humor

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>>74136067
Hideous.

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>>74136511
>hitler dood

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>>74136540
wat nou, anun ?

>>74135865
>>74136297
Wh40K is litteraly the best fictional universe

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>>74137123
it's so good that even the german ministry of justice took clues from it
pic related

>>74137181
seriously ?

>>74137235
It's a joke you mong

>>74137181
is that supposed to be ironic

friendly reminder that an open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded

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>>74137235
>>74137276
they did make a law that imposes fines on social networks that are so immense that facebook deletes everything even remotely controversial.
They also have NGO like the amadeu antonio stiftung (Headed by former StaSi informant Anetta Kahane) hunt for hate speech (what the NGOs perceive as hatespeech remains to be seen).

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>>74137470
really not a fan of this reality

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>>74137574
neither am I

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>>74137470
>Kahane was born in East Berlin in 1954 to Max Kahane and Doris Kahane. Her father, Max Kahane, was a member of the Young Communist League and, later, the Communist party of Germany. Because her parents were Jewish and active in communism they had to flee the Nazi regime to Spain and later France.

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>>74137782
>/pol/ was right again

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>>74137782
Literally all the fucking time

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Would you eat that ?

>>74138454
no

>>74138454
made me physically uncomfortable

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>>74138454
>Black

>>74138720
black olives

>>74138454
looks like shart

going to try posting music when the thread dies from now on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSJ2bWS1Jnw

>>74135865
>>74137123
And it's allowed in here because it's British as well as autistic.

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>>74133362

Gonna post some music too, then

>>74139774
crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x94QA43osmQ

>>74139811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOTViwuzNZk

>>74139811
>blocked in your country by the uploader
COME ON

>>74139847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO1GBsuzTWU

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>>74139859
see if changing the country works for you lad

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did the old 'tism map

https://discord.gg/5gCpvvt
Join us in the /fug/ Discord !

>>74139954
tried deutschland pakistan USA nigeria denmark and still nothing
tried changing my language as well but to no avail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w_zn3uRwPU
good bits from ~0:45

>>74140000
oh FUCK off

>>74140000
shan't

>>74140000
No, GTFO you attention whoring, cum guzzling baboon CUNT.
And fill your ass with your discord on the way out.

>>74140164
Why ?

why are we never invited to these things

>>74140252
big guys only sorry

>>74140252
because, even tough you people are german, you are not officially part of germany
Sadly

>>74140308
wanna bet that i'm bigger than you

>>74140338
but we dont want to be part of an artficial country, all those "german" petty kingdoms and duchies are rightfully dutch and austrian clay

>>74139440
>>74139774
>>74140124

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrLU96xtSqw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtiJQZTqu9M

I am trying to imagine what new features despotism might have in today’s world: I see an innumerable host of men, all alike and equal, endlessly hastening after petty and vulgar pleasures with which they fill their souls. Each of them, withdrawn into himself, is virtually a stranger to the fate of all the others. For him, his children and personal friends comprise the entire human race. As for the remainder of his fellow citizens, he lives alongside them but does not see them. He touches them but does not feel them. He exists only in himself and for himself, and if he still has a family, he no longer has a country.

Over these men stands an immense tutelary power, which assumes sole responsibility for securing their pleasure and watching over their fate. It is absolute, meticulous, regular, provident, and mild. It would resemble paternal authority if only its purpose were the same, namely, to prepare men for manhood. But on the contrary, it seeks only to keep them in childhood irrevocably. It likes citizens to rejoice, provided they think only of rejoicing. It works willingly for their happiness. It provides for their security, foresees and takes care of their needs, facilitates their pleasures, manages their most important affairs, directs their industry, regulates their successions, and divides their inheritances. Why not relieve them entirely of the trouble of thinking and the difficulty of living?

>>74140431
say that again and I fuck you up you little pussy

>>74140431
you might be bigger in size, but we are bigger in spirit

>>74135865
>>74136297
>No Scott McNeil chaplain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ5s81NRdQE

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>>74141161
FINE redownloading now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy44ocuoWhE

>>74143444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu6PxrISZTI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9g4Md_huII

>>74143509
our military songs (from this century) feel like they're all sung by the same choral and never use music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlogKJhiGOQ

>>74143903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7hQWQSFick
They sound awesome tho
>>74143698
Gosh it's always creepy how France gall looks like my imouto it's ridiculous.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awrM-F4z3T0

>>74144025
that they do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF6PenFuZOk

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>>74144148
I shouldn't listen to these. I was willing to get into the army as a heavy weapon mechanics. Had all the qualification, would pass the physical test easily and had some recommendation from someone already in.
I was diagnosed with some health troubles back in october and the verdict was brutal : absolutely no physical activity for 3 month, and then 6, and now 9 month.
Fuck this gay earth I'm downing another bottle of whisky tonight.

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>>74138454
>what's it got in it?
>meat
>what kind of me?
>FUCKING MEAT, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

>>74144486
>heavy weapon mechanic
mécano sur des trucs style artillerie ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I_vQHbmmaY

>>74139956
>they get more land than us
>France gets access to a nice river and a lake

DELETE THIS

>tfw really like the look of Europa Universalis but too stupid to learn how to play

Looks complicated lads. Civilisation games are ezpz

>>74144608
yeah but france gets invaded by Mehrunes Dagon

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>>74144695
it's really not lad you're just scared by all the windows but it's mostly about splitting your troops to occupy provinces and catching armies on the retreat

>>74144148
>tfw all those old navy songs that talk about lorient
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoFtNOD3sRw
my city's fallen so low

>>74144695
its not hard at all, if you have ever played a strategy game you will get most mechanics after the second try

>>74144695
Choose an easy power like England or Spain and mess about until you get the hang of it
>tfw been playing these liquor factory sims since eu2

wish we still had anti-commie propaganda lads

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>>74146150
wish we had propaganda that wasn't against our own people

>>74139956
germany more like valenwood tbf

>>74146150
post some lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1LMRBW5ZFk

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>>74146301
>wish we had propaganda that wasn't against our own people

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>>74146150
Me too. And I'd also like the political posters and advertisement from the past to return. Looked so damn good.

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>>74125013
>>74125072
>>74125099
>>74125108
>>74125338
>>74125161
>>74125152
>>74125439
>>74125615
>>74125737
THE AUTHOR IS JEWISH

>>74149588
The man who wrote "Hasslied gegen Engeland" and coined GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND was also Jewish. What will you say now?

>>74149668
Jews were pretty much the most valuable ethnic group we had in Germany and contributed disproportionately to science, medicine, cinema, literature etc.

Anti-semitism was completely retarded and Hitler forced into emigration great people like Max Born and Einstein and even patriots who served for Germany in WW1 like Fritz Haber had to flee abroad because he was of Jewish descent. It was a fucking disgrace

what's her name, lads?

>>74151244
leftie

>>74151244
Grace

>>74151244
Catherine

>>74151244
rainer winkler

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>>74151244
Chloe
totally let her slip though my fingers

>>74150355
I get where you're coming from, but it was a little more complex than that, lad.

>>74151509
aha was she a pixie?

>>74151244
Natalie

what are some must dos when visiting berlin lads?

>>74151244
Katharina

>>74151573
angela merkel

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>>74151573
giant lego set

>>74151244
Robert

>>74151573
not visiting Berlin is the only do you need

>>74151244
See >>74151623

>>74151573
insult everything german you see, they love that
>once saw 2 austrian girls talking english to each other because they "didn't like how german sound"

>>74151623
will she still fuck me even though i'm not black/turkish?

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>>74151573
>berlin

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>>74151244
Paige

>>74151244
Nobody anymore, got over it all

>>74151643
thats cool

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>>74151726
Sure. Angela loves the BIG ANGLO WILLY

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3760960/Merkel-quite-fancied-Cameron-claims-biographer-just-imagine-bad-EU-deal-d-offered-hadn-t.html

>>74151788
where would be better? Somewhere in bavaria?

>>74151788
we don't read kraut lad

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>>74146150
Ours were a bit lame but there were some pretty funny tory ones

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>ywn save britannia from a rapey commiegoblin

>>74151869
It's the holocaust memorial

>>74151244
Hillary

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>>74139601
Nice

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>hobbit music intensifies

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we'll paint the isles red with saxon blood

>>74154332
>Scottish/Welsh have 30%+ Anglo-Saxon ancestry.

kek, celts on suicide watch

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>>74154332
when is killing socialists going to become legal again

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*blocks your path*

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You are all subhuman trash

bumppity pumppity

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*makes a post*

>>74155208

You never had the makings of a varsity athlete

Who else here up at real nigga hours?

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>>74156024
do brits do that niggerspeak thing americans do ass well?

>>74156038
No I use that phrase ironically

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>>74156060
oh carry on then

>>74156038
slightly related
why do niggers control popular culture in america ?