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anime

hope none of those communist qts saw the last thread when we were talking about our virginity. would be very embarrassing.

>>74112793
why are we so fucking poor?

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need a tall gf to torture my spuds

round of drinks please

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ulster

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the ugly gf

babestation

>>74112825
she's peng tbqh, same height as me hehe

>>74112793
>lost my virginity when I was 19
>was in a relationship for three (3) months
>once she dumped me never had sex again
>turned 30 eight months ago
>will never be a wizard

Kill me.

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>>74112835

>>74112846
>tfw no low-self-esteem gf

>>74112861
FONT

>>74112876
is that lip sticky?

bit cold out

yes i know i live in australia where the entire country is always hotter than the devil's sauna hardy fucking ha

>>74112793
reckon there's a lot of lads in /brit/ around 30 but very few admit it haha

>>74112876
why did he do it

getting stronger every day at the gym but my body somehow looks worse

>>74112943
I'm 36 and mention it constantly.

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John Wilkes Booth was an American actor who murdered President Abraham Lincoln in 1865.

Booth's parents were noted British Shakespearean actor Junius Brutus Booth and his mistress Mary Ann Holmes, who moved to the United States from England in June 1821.

Some critics called Booth "the handsomest man in America" and a "natural genius".

On April 12, 1865, She told Louis J. Weichmann, a friend of John Surratt and a boarder at Mary Surratt's house, that he was done with the stage and that the only play he wanted to present henceforth was Venice Preserv'd. Weichmann did not understand the reference; Venice Preserv'd is about an assassination plot.

John Wilkes Booth slipped into Lincoln's box that evening at around 10 p.m. as the play progressed and shot the President in the head. Booth then jumped from the President's box to the stage, where he raised his knife and shouted "Sic semper tyrannis" (Latin for "Thus always to tyrants," attributed to Brutus at Caesar's assassination)

The fleeing assassin galloped into southern Maryland. Before dawn on April 26, the soldiers caught up with the fugitives, who were hiding in a tobacco barn.

50] Asking that his hands be raised to his face so that he could see them, Booth uttered his last words, "Useless, useless," and died as dawn was breaking.

>>74112943
i'm unironically 40

need a curvy italian american milf wife NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI9u9FH3YLs

>>74112943
I'm 31

we could half the number of virgins in this thread by just removing the yanks

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>>74112976
>>74112995
>>74113002
we old farts are the best posters

Fuck
Off
Normie
T?

>>74113032
wat

>>74112835
middle class ulster accent is the most alpha accent in the world

>>74112995
'ckin 'ell gramps

sort your head out you old cunt

>>74113032
titchmarsh

>>74113032
twit

>>74113032
twat

I have a theory

There are 2 Gens of /brit/ lads

>Young 18-22 at uni or 6th form

GAP

>late 20s-early 30s failed normies

>16 - lost virginity to girl my age, date for about a year, neither of us knew what we were doing and as i'd never masturbated before i didn't last that long, was objectively bad sex but very fond memories looking back
>17 - second gf, again for about a year, she was more experienced than me, taught me a lot, basically went from not knowing what the fuck i was doing to trying pretty much anything, was always respectful of me being clumsy and glad i met her
>18 - start dating virgin girl, went to my head and i end up being a bit controlling, lasts a few years but cheat on her a lot, still feel bad about it, basically gave her massive trust issues and she was always good to me
sex is all about power should lose it as early as possible as relationships are built on it

thanks everyone for your help with gramar question earlier

>>74112876
looks slightly mental

MOVING IN on this girl; asked her if she's free Saturday.

Think I'm in here lads.

*gets in your way*

>>74113060
I'm 56. I came to 4chan 6 months ago from the donald

>16-27 never had a gf or kissed a girl
That's it haha

>>74113078
Isn't she going to be suspicious that you're not going to the football?

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>>74113081
*kills you*

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>tfw girl was sat on my bed and I leant over kissing her and feeling her tits whilst she wanked me off

felt good lads

>>74113060
>6th form
loads of lads on here are in sixth form I think
some in GCSE too but they hide it

>>74113060
Joke's on you, I'm 25

>>74113048
if it helps i could still pass for someone in their mid to late 20s both physically and mentally

>>74113060
i'm at uni and a failed normie
>>74112861
how did you have sex?

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>>74113117
>virgin posting in 2017

preferred the gf giving me naked massages around the nether regions to actual sex lads

her fingers could send shivers throughout my whole body

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Important poll

https://www.strawpoll.me/12833174
https://www.strawpoll.me/12833174
https://www.strawpoll.me/12833174
https://www.strawpoll.me/12833174

>>74113060
why would there be a gap

>>74113060
am 23 started posting on here aged 19 as a student to argue with antifeminists decided it was pretty comfy and stayed

>>74113126
>if it helps
it doesn't

literally no excuse to be /brit/posting past 25

>>74112810
didnt this anime girl get blacked?

went to fart
but it was a shart
went to the mart
to do my part

Don't like all these fucking newfags telling me I shouldn't be on 4chan desu.

>>74112876
The hero we need, but not just right now.

>>74112943
I've been here for a long time and can acknowledge anyone over 24 and on here are out of place and should grow up.

>>74113137
>how did you have sex?
Awkwardly.

>struggled to get it in
>kept falling out
>couldn't get it back in again
>apologize for not knowing what to do
>she said "it's ok, it's your first time"

>>74113178
you'll be eating those words in a few years time you little runt

I think we can all acknowledge scum who fiddle their nieces shouldn't be on /brit/ right lads?

the absolute UNITED STATES of this la

s.mh

>>74112997

>used to think i couldn't fit it into first gfs vag as it was too tight
>in retrospect it turns out i just didnt know what i was doing
>made a big deal out of it for some reason
really hope she doesnt tell people that story we have quite a lot of mutual friends

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>>74113060
>>74113174
23 here too

>>74113222
tempted to screenshot this so I can show you it in 5 years

>>74113231
Nice girl

Any other virgins feel that sex isn't something real?

Just seems impossible to me. Mind boggling that 99% of people have done it and it's so natural to them. Just can't comprehend sex being real

>>74112943
at 28 i'm probably the oldest who isn't memeing desu

>>74113247
Assuming it's not consensual, yes I agree.

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>>74113284

>>74113284
you're 3 years younger than me

best and worst drugs you've had sex on?

>>74113272
if being a virgin unironically consumes your life this much why not just shag a prozzie?

>>74113263
hehe you dummy

I made sure to do everything with my first "gf" at her place and never introduced her to my friends. when I'd gotten enough practice I binned her and cut all contact so she couldn't tell anyone anything even if she wanted to. I'm literally the only one who knows it happened on my side of things.

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>tfw have phimosis so even if a woman wanted to have sex with me it would be awkward and shit

>>74113272
You're overthinking it mate. You're just rubbing your bodies together cause it feels good

>>74113284
Shut up kid.

biggest animal you could knock out lads?

reckon i could do a horse with ease, the only strength they have is kicking so if you go round the front and just clock it in the face then it should drop to the floor

It's so easy to get laid once you know a girl likes you. Let me help you virgins out with one of my favourite techniques:

You come up with a game to play against her. Card game, Sporcle quiz, anything. You play a few times and then you say: 'Let's make this more interesting by making a bet on the outcome. Winner gets a back massage from the loser.'

You obviously (though not to her) let her win. You get her to pull up her shirt at the back (later ask her to unclip her bra so you can massage properly) and you give her any form of shitty massage, as long as it's long-lasting and not painful for her. Stick some gay relaxing or mood music on the background and dim the lights. Nothing turns girls on more than this. In 15 minutes she'll be so up for a shag all you have to do is not be a spaz and she'll do all the initiating. I've used this at least 6 times and it's worked every time.

Am I a failed normie?

>short (5'4")
>have a job and have had other jobs
>volunteer in a primary school
>training to be a primary school teacher from september
>lots of friends, never been friendless and always have a very close friend
>never been in a relationship
>never kissed anyone
>virgin
>hugged before
>held hands before
>been to university and graduated (also had a scholarship)
>22 years old

>>74113330
Get it cut
t. circumcision fag due to phismosis

>>74113344
a camel

>>74113310
Accidently lied on a paracetamol when the gf was on top, it left an imprint on my bumcheek haha

>>74113315
Everyone laugh at this spanner.

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>>74113330
tell her about your phimosis

perhaps she'll feel sorry for you or consider it a challenge

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Richard Lawrence was born in Lancashire, England, most likely around 1800 or 1801. His family immigrated to the United States when he was 12 years old and settled in Virginia.

Lawrence later found work as a house painter. He announced to his family that he was returning to England and left shortly thereafter. He returned a month later and told his family he decided not to travel abroad as it was too cold. He later told his family that unnamed "persons" had prevented him from traveling abroad.

Around this time, Lawrence abruptly quit his job, claiming that he did not need to work because the United States government owed him a large sum of money.

Lawrence believed he was owed money because he was King Richard III of England and owned two English estates. Lawrence also took to standing in the doorway of his home for hours gazing out into the street, and changing clothes 3 or 4 times a day. Several people testified that Lawrence would engage in nonsensical conversations with himself while others stated that he would have laughing and cursing fits.

Lawrence was seen sitting in his paint shop with a book in his hand while laughing. Lawrence suddenly got up and left the shop with a smile stating, "I'll be damned if I don't do it."

As Andrew Jackson walked, Lawrence stepped out and fired his first pistol at Jackson's back; it misfired.

Lawrence's unsuccessful attempts were noticed by Jackson, who proceeded to brutally beat him with his iron cane.

>>74113367
Went and got a shower and thought the old thread was still active. Silly me.

>>74113032
twonk

>>74113272
sex being good is a meme

i have done all of my fetishes and when i was mid act i couldnt help but think it was actually that exciting whilst it was happening

remember fucking my gf missionary, we were both kissing each other as i pumped her tummy full of my bare willy.

and you know i just felt a bit bored by it, all i was doing was humping her. its boring repetitive

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anime

>>74113356
>virgin
>Am I a failed normie?
no, you're a sperg

>>74113356
you're not even a failed normie, you're worse than that.

>>74113344
Myself

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the North, North East, and far West are the safe zones in British North America

>>74113328
we already had lots of mutual friends when we started dating, just got worse over time as we are on fairly good terms and most of my network knows her to some extent due to being involved in the same music scenes

>>74113387
reddit spacing

>>74113382
>Went and got a shower

from the old 24 hour B&Q?

came to 4chan when i was 12
posted my age when i was 13
got a 5 year ban
lurked for 5 years
only started posting again last summer

>>74113373
No, she'd think, 'Why hasn't this spastic had his faulty foreskin chopped off?'

>>74113347
pretty solid advice 2bh

can confirm this is usually the way sex occurs

>>74113420
Nah.

>>74113413
hehe

brought it on yourself 2bh, you need to plan these things out you normie CUNT

>>74113426
I was 17 when 4chan was created

>>74113347
not that complicated you just start kissing them

i want something more than an apology to say when i look the world in the eye

>>74113324
prostitution scares me and makes me feel queasy

>>74113411
man that red all over the maritimes and newfoundland is misleading

>>74113411
if you're a pussy

>>74113402
Like what?

>>74113426
haha this isnt true tho

>>74113347
lmaooooo why?

literally just watch a movie and start cuddling up. after a bit you can start kissing and it goes really quickly form there

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>>74113420

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drumpflets btfo

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>>74113472

>>74113452
reckon browsing gore threads and stuff changed me as a little 12 year old

when all the cringe stuff started though it did make me realise what an autist i was so i suppose in a way it improved me ever so slightly

>>74113475
absolutely true

i drew le epic newfag triforce in my books at school

>>74113468
Red just equals "Canadian" same as White equals "American"

basically old colonials who are fuzzy about their background

>>74113441
can't plan life out, people who try to do that end up not living much of it

>>74113347
hmm. actually i think i'd rather just not acknowledge that she likes me, nor that i like her, and have the relationship fizzle out. yes, thats exactly what i'll do.

>>74113324
That's even worse. Don't think i could stay hard

>>74113411
Hudson Bay is quite a big bay (for you)

>>74113360
no thanks
>>74113373
kek maybe
i wouldn't mind just being friends with a woman, just to know what it's like

>>74113381
reading this story

sounds like are tim, with vinay playing the role of andrew jackson

Glad I didn't have the internet when I was a teenager, might have ended up like you nonces.

>>74113510
why the fuck wouldn't they just write canadian instead of (french) canadian

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A quick hack-together. Rate and comment, lads.

>>74113511
it's how it worked for me

just because you're shite at planning life doesn't mean everyone else is you CUNT

>>74113490
>hypergamy
What am I reading?

>>74113471
the South too I guess since all that white pretty much = English/Scottish/Irish

>>74113347
Literally just kiss her when you're alone and go from there mate

>>74113398
more like fuckoffyankime

>>74113381
>northerners

>>74113502
but why would you not post for five years? dont bans just go away when you switch your router off and on? also you're a right queer

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been posting for just over 10 years

wonder just how many hours i've wasted on here

>>74113347
just flex a 'cep and ask

"how's this for a start?"

but then again i'm not autistic like you

>>74113543
because "most" of them are French Canadian and since there are French Canadians who don;t identify as French in the USA they made a difference I guess.

>>74113548
it is kind of weird I guess, like with work and stuff sure but you can't decide when you meet friends or when you meet a girl, it just happens and it's better that way as it's real

>>74113420
good post

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>>74113544
A small final edit.

>>74113575
i had a static ip, virgin media

i still remember why i got banned, i was being edgy and saying "yeah the icepick video doesn't really disturb me much and i'm only 13"

>>74113580
>because "most" of them are French Canadian
certainly not in most parts of nova scotia, the acadians were expelled

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STOP LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR

>>74113582
>this is what the mind of a dememnted normie CUNT can come up with

get back in the asylum you senile geriatric bastard

>>74113606
virgin media do sticky ips not static

>>74113606
Yeah I concur, that video was pretty tame.

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>>74113606
more detail:

someone posted this at me before the mods caught me

>>74113620
He's right, mong

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>she said no to my suggestion of Saturday

Is this now a power struggle?

>>74113618
is this varg?

Ah, yes, indeed, hmmmmm, yes, quite, very good, I dare say, very good indeed, bravo, fine show, splendid, superb, top notch.

nothing of interest has been posted since I posted last 2bh

>>74113639
mate i had that ban for years

also more detail: i was posting on my ubuntu laptop

i used ubuntu so i could get around the parental time restrictions on windows

>>74113659
>referring to yourself in 3rd person

favourite word?

mines ostensibly - it's probably the best filler word in existence because it makes you sound smart even though it means 'i don't know what i'm talking about '

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anyone else never texted/called a woman?

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Moz

>>74113618
ILLUSIONS NEVER CHANGE INTO SOMETHING REAL

>>74113639
what's the difference? I've tried many times to ban evade on virgin media to no avail

>>74113660
she isn't interested

start talking to another girl, more attractive than her, and she'll be interested again

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>>74113660
you're her side project

now you have to make her your side project

>>74113693
I have texted/called two women who are not related to me in my life.

>>74113693
errr...nope....

let me help you
>>>/r9k/

Got this whopping big scar down the middle of my scrotum

>>74113652
that's legitimately in my folder from browsing /b/ like four or five years ago. could have been me that posted it to you. it's still appropriate tbqh

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>>74112793
Well at least you wont die like this fucker, there is always a chance after 30.

could easily banish a lion to the shadow realm

Is this tim on the other side of the road?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Okgzv4Q9ks

think this might be what sent him down the rabbit hole

>>74113731
everyone has that.

>>74113620
so you'd rather that your first sexual experiences were consciously planned to be with a girl that you didn't care about so you could use her to practice sex and then cut ties than with somebody that you genuinely were infatuated with and liked as a person? which are the better memories?

>>74113686
The green letters<

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>>74112793

>tfw you're 16
>it's the long summer that defined your youth
>school and exams were over
>the weather was gorgeous
>spend 80% of the time with your small group of mates
>going to local pubs and trying to get served
>getting absolutely hammered whenever someone had a free house when their parents were out
>quoting movie quotes all the fucking time
>start properly getting into smoking weed
>impressions and jokes all the time
>deep convos with your mates when drunk, talk about that girl you really had a crush on in year 11 which was weird because you were some weirdo kid just two years ago
>two of your mates always playing guitar
>always go camping, but never proper camping since we were like five minutes away from your mate's house
>you all band together to make a big fuck-off campfire, and have three log benches to sit around it in a circle
>pass around joints, have beers and drink from whisky every so often
>take turns playing songs on our phones
>this song comes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL3AgkwbYgo
>you'll never enjoy the comfy bliss of these small teenage moments ever again

anyone got any /nostalgia/ feels?

never understood the thing of falling for a girl before she likes you.

like you should treat girls you like as potential options, and fall for them once its a done deal, not fall for them then get all soppy when they aren't interested in you.

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guwanthen gordon
guwanthen gordon yashowinmeorwha?

In September 1901, William McKinley was at the height of his power as president. McKinley led the nation to victory in the Spanish–American War in 1898, taking possession of such Spanish colonies as Puerto Rico and the Philippines.

Anarchists had taken a toll in Europe by assassinating or attempting assassinations of a half-dozen officials and members of royal houses. Two American presidents had already been assassinated in the 19th century.

The Secret Service men looked suspiciously on a tall, swarthy man who appeared restless as he walked towards the President. The usual rule that those who approached the President must do so with their hands open and empty was not being enforced. Czolgosz shot McKinley twice in the abdomen with a revolver concealed under his handkerchief.

>>74113743
it's literally what I did

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I'm such a useless failure of a man. Wish I'd either been born a woman or gender roles didn't exist. There's just nothing good about me. Shy, boring, angry, cowardly, poor, desensitised, virgin, anxious, aggressive, unambitious and weak.

>>74113740
does look like are tim doesnt it

vote to make mummy stronger in brussels

>>74113781
ok, can you leave this thread? you're just making the quality deteriorate

>the only relatively nice and safe areas of America are predominantly British

Funny, isn't it

>>74113781
stop browsing /r9k/ you div

>>74113770
it's harder than that 2bf

i have high standards for a female and so when I talk to a female who meets the criteria it is hard for me to not be interested regardless

>>74113770
Can't help who you fall for, sounds like you have some sort of autism or sociopathic aspects

>>74113741
No this is an actual scar

>>74113780
its your life

>>74113759
all I did that summer was play call of duty

>>74113781
>desensitised
>anxious
Makes no sense
>aggressive
>cowardly
Makes no sense

>>74113685
dunno then, bit odd that you wouldn't have had a different ip in that time, but I'm pretty sure you've got to pay for a business account if you want a static ip with virgin

>>74113707
it means you have a dynamic ip but it won't change very often, basically you'll get the same one over and over unless it's assigned to someone else say when your modem is turned off

you can force it to assign you a new one but I will get banned if I post how and have to go faff about with it for myself

>>74113816
no i just learnt the folly of trying to fall for someone who doesn't like you back.

its ok to have a crush or an inkling for a certain lady. but realistically you need to view them as one in 3.5 billion. no girl is special, they're all the same flesh and bones boring cunts.

even a girl who seems perfect for you, will probably turn out to be a dud after a month.

>>74113810
I don't anymore.

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>>74113812
>I have high standards for a female

>>74113863
screeching

>>74113833
same here lol

even when my m8s invited me to go drinking I literally stayed in my room watching DBZ and listening to dubstep instead

>>74113859
>trying to fall for someone
What? The whole point of FALLING for someone is that it was intentional and it just happened

>half of /brit/ are virgin weirdos
>half of the non-virgins are sociopaths
brilliant

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Thoughts?

The fucking STATE of masternonces posts. Someone should put him somewhere

>>74113933
too thicc

>>74113933
mooooo

>>74113859
i get what you're saying but it's harder once you're talking lots and it feels like it might go somewhere, like with random girls at work or friends of friends sure they may be somebody i'd be attracted to but i don't get those kinds of feelings, but when you feel like something might happen and are maybe going to date or at least talking often it is harder to not fall, that's the moment where i can't control it

drove straight to my parent's cabin and put a bullet in my head

>have a wide screen tv
>have a wireless mouse and keyboard
>going to set the widescreen tv up in front of my bed so i can use the 'puter from bed rather than having to go to my desk
>just waiting on a longer hdmi cable.

r8 this plan

>>74113933
MUMMY ANON WANT MILKY GOO GOO

What would you say is the chance of war between the US and North Korea (percentage)? And would the UK get involved if there was a war?

>>74114001
tried stuff like this before but always ended up going back to my desk

>>74113969
sure but you have to accept its never going to happen sometimes, its hard but you have to accept it.

and the way you accept it is by goign after other girls

just in enfield service station now, go see can I get some food

>>74113759
How do i get back there

>>74114001
tv will be too far away to use computer comfortably

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>>74113781
on the same boat laddy, i'm a runty little mouse of a man. im a weak pathetic coward

>>74114035
i mean i still have the desk functional, but i prefer the desk for like studying, doing work, activities where i need to concetnrate

tv/bed set up for watching films and shitposting and having a wank

>>74114026
Zero. Yes.

>>74114026
50/50 at this point

I doubt we'd get involved, it would be over in less than a day

Question to the yank wanks

Can I make proper lean with codeine tabs

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John Schrank was born in Erding, Bavaria on March 5, 1876. He emigrated to America at the age of 9.

The 1912 Presidential election campaign was characterized by a serious split in the Republican Party. Theodore Roosevelt led a bolt of his followers, nicknamed the "Bull Moose Party".

Schrank did shoot Roosevelt, but the bullet lodged in Roosevelt's chest only after hitting both his steel eyeglass case.

Roosevelt deduced the bullet could not have penetrated to his lung because he did not cough up blood and delivered his scheduled speech.
>"I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

Afterwards, doctors determined that he was not seriously wounded and that it would be more dangerous to attempt to remove the bullet.

When asked about the bullet inside him, Roosevelt would say,
>"I do not mind it any more than if it were in my waistcoat pocket."

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>>74113530
I had a slight phismosis. I could pull back the foreskin when slack so I did and worked up boner. What followed was a large *crack*-sound and now I have to manually pull the hood back when I boner.

Meh, whatever. It's better than not being able too.

>>74113781
kill yourself before going down that road
cant be dealing with more trannys

>>74114026
Would cut a deal with the US so that Hong Kong is "temporarily annexed for geographical importance to the war effort" probably and we'd just hold onto it

>>74114036
agree going after other girls is how i deal with the feeling too, it still hurts though, no matter how many times it happens, and especially if you sleep together a few times, when you feel something might happen and they give reason that it might, hard to not open up a bit and i'm glad as i do, cause when it does work out it is better to be open to it than guarded

>>74112983

MUDA DA

>>74114041
don't think we can, lad

once those teenage days have past, they've done

whenever you meet your friends or talk to them and say "we'll need to have a proper catchup, like the old times!" it never actually happens

and you find the stuff you had in common with them back then becoming much smaller these days

>>74114054
why?

the only issue i can think of at the moment is the hdmi wire being a bit of a hazard as it lays between my desk and the bed.

besides that its foolproof.

>>74114074
considering making some lean myself

need to import the jolly ranchers though, dunno why they don't sell them here anymore

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-criticised-by-muslim-mps-for-scheduling-election-during-ramadan-a3524506.html

Theresa May has been criticised by Muslim MPs for setting the election date for during Ramadan, as devout Muslims are not allowed to vote during the holy period.

>>74114119
Can u answer my question mate

>>74113759
missed out on this shite completely

hopefully vr will fix it

>>74114041
Have a son and wait till he's 18 and then go camping with him

>>74114119
Cos they're fucking horrible.

>>74114130
kek

>>74114139
I dunno lad, not a yank

>>74114074
yeah mate crush and cold water extract
but that's a waste of time and codeine

>>74113842
desensitised to horrible shit, anxious in social situations
aggressive in my mind, but cowardly in actions

Uncle Ben's a nigger

>>74114115
move 1m back from your current desk layout and try use the computer. thats what itll be like in your bed with the tv.

fine for movies and games, but using a mouse pointer from such a distance is noticeably harder

business idea: whenever two JF with the same flag have two posts in a row, you say "Snap."

>>74114139
>>74114145
snap

morning lads

NOW TV

>>74114174
Be safer just taking the tabs then? I'm still making some while listening to Gucci mane for the novelty value

>>74114185
ah yes, the 'runt'

>>74114192
>>74114193
snap

I've got such a big crush on my boss. Running out of excuses to go to her desk.

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anyone else feel way older than their age?

not even 21 yet and i feel tired, worn out and lifeless

>>74114234
alri ribena

>>74114113
>Tfw cant go back to the days when i would see my mates everyday play Mario kart and smoke a little weed. We would all stay over at one of my mates houses at the weekend at steal his dad's beers

I hate work
I hate paying bills
I love my gf but i hate how i never see my mates anymore because of her and their gfs


>Tfw never went a lads holiday like we planned

>>74114229
mong

>>74114222
yeah i know i am
dunno what went wrong in my life. i've completely fucked it up really
maybe if i rebooted back to 2007 i might have a chance, doubt it though

>>74114244
I don't follow

>>74114245
>>74114252
snap

>>74114245
>Tfw never went a lads holiday like we planned
this will be the feel that keeps me up at night

>tfw want to try lots of drugs and that but i dont know how

nothing worse than having sex with a girl, really enjoying it then finding out she regents it hahaha

some people can laugh it off but it's an awful feel

Any girls ITT?

>>74114239
lol, you're going to be a fucking wreck if you make it to my age

>>74114278
Buy them off people that sell them.

when are Ausfalians gonna get rid of that tramp stamp on their flag?

>>74114281
Women say all sorts of shite for all sorts of reasons. She might be saying that cause she's raging you never persued her afterwards or because she's devoted to her new bf or whatever

>>74114276
Me and my lads have been on 3 mental lads holidays, we're heading to Dubai this year and Vegas next year

Tfw 25, have a long term gf and still living the lads dream

updated chrome now all the text is tiny

>>74114306
don't know any people

also what if i have a bad trip and im all alone

>>74114312
within the next 100 years but no time soon.

>>74114290
im a girl (male)

>>74114301
how old are you?

>>74114325
Deano my son

>>74114346
36

gonna get some benzos (xanax) from my mate

>>74114336
pics NOW

>>74114336
haha epic xD

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India is now only 40 million people away from surpassing China.

How do we stop them?

>>74114346
48

>>74114312
They will eventually. As both our populations get more and more foreign there will be no shared heritage at all and they'll get rid of it.

>>74114276
When i get married I'll have the stag. One night my entire life

>>74114290
Better to ask if people have a cock or a vagina, or you get posters like

>>74114336

I have a cock, btw

>>74114325
Wish i was you

>>74114321
dunno she was a bit weird the morning after. my theory on it all is that she had a crush on me and may have liked one of my other m8s too. she fucked me and he found out so he basically gave her nothing when she spoke to him to she's transferred that to me like I was the cause of it.

we used to get on really well and now I swear it's just bitchy remarks whenever I say anything, like she's trying to prove she's not interested.

>>74114395
i have a cock (feminine)

>>74113740
is that actually him? how do people find this shit

>>74114368
Hide all the plungers

>>74114421
Are you taking the piss, woman?

In 1765, the average amount of tax paid by someone in Great Britain itself was 312 pence (26 shillings) per year.

In Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and New York, the average tax was 12 pence per year, or 4% of the amount paid by people in Britain. People in Virginia only paid 5 pence, or less than half that amount.

In the years between 1765 and 1775 Britain greatly increased the tax burden on the American colonists by raising customs duties. This increased the tax burden by a massive 8 pence per head, to 20 pence per year — or 6% of the taxes that people in Britain itself had to pay, rather than 4%. This injustice drove the American patriots to rebellion.

keep eating chicken mayos from mcdonalds isntead of proper dinner lads ;_;

Just waxed my entire body. Feel like a new man.

>>74114359
>>74114369
hmmm
>>74114392
is this from blair's book?

would be mad if a girl came to this thread and shagged all the virgin lads haha

>>74114446
chicken legend?

>>74114421
wow again xD
how are you coming up with these memes??

>>74114446
Don't do that.

t. work in McDonalds

>>74114440
Don't care.

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the so-called dindins

>>74114446
>chicken mayo

fucking howling at british people naming things

>ah yes, just had some orange juice with juicy bits and a nice chicken mayo. might have a cold on the cob for dessert

milkmen cummies in your milkies??

Might make some beans on toast before bed.

Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZFuHlWzMkU

>>74114440
Taxes weren't the only reason

>>74114480
GARLIC BREAD?

>>74114477
do you really? tell me some secrets

>>74114466
>>74114482
chicken mayo is a mcchicken without sesame seesd on the bun so it costs a pound
>>74114477
why?

>>74114500
me in the green

>>74114482
Cold on the cob is when your gf is giving you a blow job while she has a sinus infection.

>>74114506
Everyone is supposed to wash their hands every half an hour, but nobody ever does. Food is only supposed to be kept for 20 minutes after cooking it, but it actually stays there for up to 6 hours.

irish men are good (shit) posters

>>74114458
it is

>>74114504
more like garlic wood

>>74114480
wtf is that blue tub
>>74114454
bender

>>74114552
My lass likes a smooth body.

wont be participating in the next thread

>>74114529
Don't eat at mcdonalds but neither of those revelations bothers me in the slightest.

>>74114529
wonder if you could blackmail them with this info

>>74114562
FONT

>>74114506
Protip: food is grown in shit. It is an endless shitcycle

>>74114567
same
gonna call it a night. The ol' 9 to 5 beckons

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Ah yes, the modern left

>>74114567
I won't be participating in your mother. Everyone else will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCjfOy_Xa9Y

Screaming

>74114567
.. at the least try to work for your (you)s

>>74114552
gatorade

Should I begin to treat /brit/ like a personal blog?

>>74114609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFfffDWTLdQ

>>74114578
Nah

>>74114562
i thought they liked body hair

>>74114590
ah yes the so-called false equivalence

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>>74114609
Are they saying dad stop it?

>>74114682
She doesn't, says it irritates her.

>>74114597
me surreptitiously on the left

>>74114661
You do know that there is repository for old posts? Nothing ever gets removed from here.

Short answer: Depends.