/brit/

I'm going to say hi to the first minority I see in this thread

poo poo, poo poooooo
poo for me? poo for you!

>>74103859
sup

hi minority here

I'm a minority

>4chan x has updated successfully
phew

>tfw the mangekyou sharingen will never awkenen within you
why even live.

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BECAUSE MY SEX JUNK
IS SO OH OH OH
SO MUCH MORE THAN
EITHER- OR OR OR

Tell that hoe to come fuck a nigga who don't pay taxes

>>74103900
would ejaculate over her breasts

>>74103871
So how on earth is bettering yourself an arrogant term?

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pee pee poo poo, haha anyone else miss that?

tits and boobs and tits and boobs. willies!

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this is an office in the Netherlands
its called a "healing office" and is a popular style there

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Why isn't she mine

>>74103928
hi

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need a subby gf that listens to Coil
in the mood to spit in a girl's mouth and slap her silly

(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)

what did you want to be when you were a kid?

>>74103947
looks fucking shite

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>>74103659
what did they mean by this?
>>74103810
its the only thing worse than cubicles

>>74103930
because you just want to feel better than others and you shove lifting into everything

>>74103947
they only need healing cos im constantly battering the utter runtoids who work there

>>74103952
CHRIST what HAS happened to her? She was qt af

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>>74102672
in a few more years when plastic surgery becomes common practice they'll start ID'ing us by our butthole prints

you'll regret posting it then

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>it produces twats like you so yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxpRkMxTMAE

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>>74103988
astronaut
>tfw dumb at maths

Off t'gym lads. Going to bench 80kg

Inb4 skelly

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>>74103947
hmm... think I might buy a plant for my desk :3

Life is so peak

got called a total twat on reddit

>>74103995
No you've just made that up

>>74103988
Astronaut

>>74103995
oh my god mate we get it you're cripplingly insecure and cant bare to see people who look better than you
you can just not look you know, rather than insisting everyone be lazy

>>>/fa/12422477

>>74103988
pilot
realised its for tory billionaires with good links

>>74103952
she can't move on from the office
sad

just called someone a total twat on reddit

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Favorite sport of late has been laughing at all the lefty shills here. Endless fun because they get triggered by facts, and there is no shortage of facts in the world. They repeat mantras like "FUCK WHITE PEOPLE," ignore you, but never confront you.

Couple this with the fact that they have discord chat Safespaces™ where they coordinate their attacks on 4chan communities and I'm in stitches. The icing on the cake? They do it for pennies a day (if not for FREE)

>>74103994
cubicles are comfy as heck, or small 'pods' with maybe 2 or 3 other like-minded people. I was contemplating suicide every time i had to walk past 30 normies in my old company.

EQG heads a bit too big, i'll persevere and have a wank to the miniscule amount of available stuff anyway

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undeniable

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*unlocks my phone*

please bum me

>>74104157
*whips out lighter*

>>74104061
nah
>>74104078
i don't want everyone to be lazy
but yeah everyone should have the same body. hopefully in the future that can be engineered
no ugly fatties and no gym cunts

>>74103952
Grim

>>74103584
Take advantage of bank switching fees - you'll make a fuckload more than you can on interest
that said do have some serious bank accounts that offer good benefits like cashback on contactless, insurance etc

invest a fixed amount of your income monthly in the following way -first and foremost never see this as wolf of wall street get rich quick, just see it as a way of banking but being able to at minimum beat inflation ruining your money- 50% into a bunch of say 4 bonds, 50% into one or two index funds. If you're more into markets and keeping up with the news, you might actually want to look at investing into individual stocks in which aim for 20 or 30, don't buy foreign stocks, buy stocks in companies you trust, don't believe hypes and don't buy during them, don't speculate, you need to be stalwart in terms of having good bottle against fluctuations (but knowing when you need to get out). One trick is selling your stock if the value falls before taxes are due and then paying less on capital gains then rebuying it cheaper (if you think its back up).

saving money: ticket splitting, property guardian, shoppin at lidl, aldi or ethnic grocers - look for 'deals' and vouchers but make sure they're worth it, taking advantage of mystery shoppin, cycling if possible, general good saving/spending principles. if your shit at saving but can avoid debt - not giving your p45 into a new job might work for you.

money for not even doing anything: signing up for experiments, doing stuff like counting ballots, mystery shopping/other myster stuff.

job stuff - always assume that you can get the highest wage on a job offer - usually it means they have that money earmarked for the position. always hunt for jobs even whilst you have one. getting educated definitely helps your employment prospect in white collar jobs, training probably does in blue collar ones - so take any opportunity if it aligns with your career path

brother just walked in while i was looking through a /gif/ thread
pretty sick of sharing a living space with him if i'm honest

>>74104138
>brown
hmmm

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>>74104117
yea they can be but are still not great
Microsoft used to give every employee a private office like pic related or larger before switching to an open plan.

the worst thing about an open workspace is they sap your energy
like being in a railway concourse
having to be alert all the time because everyone else is alert
you'd be drained at the end of a day, working in a place like that

>>74104231

someone read this for me and tell me if it's worth reading

ta

got lots of /brit/ lifehacks

in several different categories:
being a cheapskate
being woke
academic success
how to make people like you
organising your shit together
monetary success
making gains in the gym

ask me and ill share what i've learnt

>>74103988
Icecream man

>>74104202
>but yeah everyone should have the same body
there is literally no reason for this other than your insecurity
i don't lift for you mate, i don't care about trying to be better than you. Nobody does.

>>74104240
You in all those chastity/cd threads haha

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genuinely have zero ambition in life, no energy or desires. just want to lay in bed forever.

>>74104240
once had my housemate walk in while I was browsing /brit/, walk up to my bed, stare at me and then walk out without saying anything
dozy bint was sleepwalking

>>74104279
used to be like this but my only motivation was vidya

>>74104274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guXW_RxMHmg

>>74104279
sounds like depression, la.
same here.

Ah yes, let's go for coffee

*has to shit after 15 minutes*

hmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sQEb9TSACY&t=41s

>>74104275
>i don't care about trying to be better than you
but that's exactly why so many people lift
where do you think "DYEL" came from?

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anime

>>74104317
>blur
Move on mate

>>74104277
almost
>>>/gif/10481541
only the thumbnails were visible though so i'm not sure whether he could discern what was happening

>>74104115
As a leftie I can confirm I absolutely LOATHE facts. Whenever someone in /brit/ links me one of Lynn's craniometric studies on mean negroid cortex volumes I work myself into a furor for DAYS.

>your ninja prodigy brother will never murder your family for the good of your village sending you on a quest for revenge that will change the landscape of the ninja world for ever more

for goodness sake

>>74104279
just be happy mate ahah :)

332
going to stop replying to you now
if you're so insecure, do something about it. Be better.
Otherwise fuck off and stop trying to drag other people down

>>74104331
I've wanked to weirder stuff

>>74104344
nonce

>>74104013
>>74104212
she looks super qt what are you on

>>74104332
Why does it bother you so much mate? I don't even lift but if someone whos "lifting out of insecurity" makes you insecure then how are you better than them?

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>>74104315
I don't even enjoy games any more. I just get bored and annoyed when I play.
>>74104323
Been on medication for a year and I don't feel much better. Still feel utterly hopeless for the future and have no desire to do anything.

>>74104363
stop cringeposting

4422

>>74104386
she looks like old milk you bizarro nonce

>>74104386
She looks 40

>used to be bicurious, mostly interested in women and also a little bit in men
>not completely if not entirely gay, haven't looked at straight porn probably for months, not aroused by women anymore
makes you think

>>74104259
it is

>>74104391
then medication doesnt sound like enough, try changing lifestyle and diet etc. They sound like small things but are important. Be sure to take regular exercise and eat healthily as it helps stimulate the production of neurotransmitters that you need

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welcome to the office, just find a seat anywhere

>>74104389
it bothers me because i cannot stand arrogance and people sticking their nose in
i don't claim to be or want to be better than them

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thinking of winter

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>>74104013
Jim got another Jenna

>>74104461
>find a seat anywhere
the fuck. it's not a library

>>74104474
Never had someone even mention lifting weights to me irl. Fuck off yank

HAHAHAHAHAHA THE QUEEN IS DEAD

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will be enjoying a thick juicy burger soon lads

>>74104459
I'm too lazy and clueless to eat a very healthy diet, i just eat whatever my mum makes. Barely have the energy to leave bed most days, never mind exercise regularly.

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UTA lads

>>74104418
fuck off children

>>74104481
same. get depressed eating dinner in the daylight . it's unnatural

>>74104514
pics

>>74104507
shes alive and well, as god intends

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>>74104507
Pls be real

why do brits love their monarchy

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What the fuck am I listening to you foooookin autists?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvYJNoclAUg

>>74104553
rasheed

>>74104553
because tourists are money

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>>74104530
>fuck... children

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>fuck children

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>>74104474
absolute state of golf gremlin

>>74104547
too lazy to take some

>>74104461
ah yes... my runt battery is coming along nicely

>>74104606
Is 190kg really a nonce? What evidence is there for this?

you know what really pisses me off?

when narrators in adverts or on tv say 'we brits love X'

like 'We Brits love Yoghurt and because of that Muller is coming out with new British Yoghurt made from British cows milk'

find it really eery that people sort of feel an obligation to like stuff because of their nationality

gf fell asleep when we're supposed to be watching masterchef ffs

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If I was Barron I'd tell mummy that either see lets me suck on her chebs like she should have when I was a baby to make up for the lost experience, or in the papers it's revealed that you and daddy made me do things I didn't understand.

>>74104461
So this is the power of university

>>74104520
>I'm too lazy and clueless to eat a very healthy diet
it's not very difficult. I'd recommend a cookbook called "the dopamine diet" it genuinely works
>Barely have the energy to leave bed most days, never mind exercise regularly
small steps. Start by going for a walk when you wake up every day to get the endorphins going. Though you won't want to at first you have to force yourself to for a while

>>74104629
Fuck off globalist.

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REEPLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Is it rare Tim posting time already? Blimey

*makes a choo-choo train noise*

>>74104231
cheers

>>74104553
Well known cuckolds

See; indyref, wales voting tory

Lads, what exactly is "eating ass". Virgin here, so I don't know what it pertains

>>74104668
>small steps. Start by going for a walk when you wake up every day to get the endorphins going. Though you won't want to at first you have to force yourself to for a while
kek you must be kidding, not my thing at all
I don't see the appeal in forcing myself to do unpleasant things

>>74103795
anyone here want a pic of my panties?

>>74104231
okay do this one now lad

how to make people like you

>>74104231
saved for later reading x

/brit/ character study powerranking:

Patrician: Kev:
Esoteric videos. Boards.ie posts and twitter paint a picture of a man who has bear the brunt of life's difficulties, but who manages to hold it all together. Relatable in a sad way, completely enigmatic in another, a true inspiration for the peons of this general and a pillar of /brit/'s community

mid: Poley
ravishing tale but filled with lots of repetition and nonsense, with the occasional gem. character is probably the starkest and most in depth we have to work with. Showcase of mania and psychopathy.


runt tier: Tim
he's a schizo who mutters to himself and somehow manages to evade sectioning. Only interesting part of his story is the fact that he was probably a family man before all of this. Him and his supporters are dullards of the highest order.

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>>74104755

had some VERY spicy curry yesterday and can feel my bowels stirring, this could be messy lads

>>74104625
all we can say for sure is there's no evidence he isn't, and that's all that matters

>>74104701
shouldn't you be in bed?:|

>>74104758
>I don't see the appeal in forcing myself to do unpleasant things
it makes you feel better in the long run. It's like taking medicine.

>>74104629
you think Brit's have it bad?
this sort of this is HORRIBLE here

>>74104782
Vilest image I've ever seen on this site

>>74104799
I am

>>74104690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkwK7Qqdig0

>>74104507
no she isn't

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>>74104609
You are obsessed with me.

Fascinating.

>>74104264
>academic success
pleaseeeeeee

>>74104777
>tim not in patrician
>poley anywhere but abolute runt tier
binned

>>74104819
racist

>>74104825
pics

>>74104805
Medicine works though and takes no effort. I see no guarantee that walking would make me feel better. I've done it before and it just makes me angry seeing happy normalcunts.

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>>74104777
Good post

Tim is shit

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WEW
Canada btfo

https://youtu.be/0yp7a7f3VGw#t=2919

>>74104860
>racist
m8 I have a white gf, I'm not racist

>>74104862
its just a bunk bed with a blind lol

>>74104832
you're just the only one who consistently displays this level of bizarre insecurity and it has me creasing
literally whenever someone mentions exercise you're there screaming and crying hahaha

>>74104890
>nearly three hours of some runt chatting tripe
give your head a shake you vile cunt

would kill you with my bare hands if you came within 50 yards of myself

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found this toad hiding in my /brit/ folder

>>74104507
wouldn't want her to be but if she is I can claim I have extenuating circumstances for my last two exams and not do them haha

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>>74104890
>SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN
Di-did Joe just... woah

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>>74104755

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replied to the proto gfs tweet in an attempt to get noticed

>>74104950
it starts at the point where he mentions it dummy

>>74104878
>I see no guarantee that walking would make me feel better
if i could be bothered i'd link you the innumerable studies that prove it but you could literally just google "exercise and depression". I hope you make the decision to help yourself, because it's very possible, but if not I won't keep wasting my time

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really enjoying this Windows 10 update so far

thoughts?

>>74104767
>ask them questions about what they're talking about and let them do most of the talking
>listen to them and bring up stuff they said another time
>always call them by their name
>go out of your way to help them
>tell personalised jokes to them (preferably based on past interractions or recurring themes)
>if you disagree with them on something, be willing to hear them out and accept merit in their argument - DO NOT forcefully try to convince them to adhere to your point of view - and if some topic has led to an argument beforehand avoid it
>don't criticise how people do things. if you want to enact influence or change, the best way is to humbly offer advice with an emphasis on how it might make doing their job easier or better - its best to attach the following to this 'i found this difficult when i was doing this too, but it became a lot easier or quicker or whatever when I did x, y and z'
>when you do talk, do so with confidence and conviction. - a good guide of when to talk is when you're confident about you're talking about.

>>74104969
2nd vilest image I've ever seen on this site

just done 50 sit ups now I feel sick

>>74104969
literally the funniest image i've ever seen on /brit/

>>74104927
keep it on your containment board, cunt
>>>/fit/

>>74104860
Tim is boring
I don't get why you guys love off him so much.

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>>74105008

Giving the room a good deep cleanse (with the hoover), love the smell of my sweat that builds up from going at it so much. Could huff my pits all night desu.

*unsheaths my best gimmick*
*gets 26 (You)s*

heh, nothing personal kid

Wish I were enough of a loon for /brit/ to psychoanalyze my pathologies

>>74105002
how to be a wet blanket 101

The Queen has just died (not been confirmed by news media yet but it's all over /pol/)

>>74105002
>>don't criticise how people do things. if you want to enact influence or change, the best way is to humbly offer advice with an emphasis on how it might make doing their job easier or better - its best to attach the following to this 'i found this difficult when i was doing this too, but it became a lot easier or quicker or whatever when I did x, y and z'

this is great thanks

>>74105010
sick as in good?

>>74104878
howling at you runt
stay in your pathetic bubble forever or better still, neck yourself

>>74104991
been searching for earphones recently?

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>>74105048

>>74105081
Confirmed fake news

>>74104986
>you make the decision to help yourself
heard that crap a million times

>>74105030
the STATE of you

Got £19k in the bank lads and I'm only 23 years old

>>74105117
>fake news

No such thing, just different perspectives xx

>>74105088
bit of both mukka

>>74103988
happy

Got £20k in the bank lads and I'm only 22 years old

>>74105098
quite a good depiction of a foot desu, you can almost smell it

>>74105131
give us an advancement on the gyro, ta

>>74105131
had 32k at 18

pleb

>>74105118
then maybe you should take the advice and actually make an effort, rather than just whining

PASSING THE COFFIN WHEN LIZZY DIES

>>74105096
>stay in your pathetic bubble forever or better still, neck yourself
too cowardly to neck myself so yeah i'll probably just stay in the "bubble" forever, especially if it means avoiding a world where people like you walk around happy

>>74104450
me when I was a young teenager
been a full on bender for years now

>>74105188
haha I'm happy
you are sad
you will literally NEVER recover from this, eternally BTFO

>>74105179
no, because there's no point.

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>happening thread on /pol/
>nothing happens
Ah yes

Got a 22 grand job in the city it's alright

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taking a 12 hour night train tomorrow to the south of thailand to the islands

going to be comfy

>>74105188
hahaha do me a favour and stop posting you grubby little loser

Bad I'm sad baw no I don't want to do these things you suggest might make me less sad baw

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found this toad hiding in my /eu/ folder

>>74105233
>there's no point in helping yourself recover from depression
absolutely bizarre thing to say

>>74105229
good to know
>>74105253
why would i take the advice of cunts?

>>74105250
nonce

>>74105250
a 12 hour train journey does not sound comfy. especially in thailand

don't get why anyone would be sad when you could just take a sip of booze and have a good time instead

>WAAAH I'M SAD HELP ME
>NO I DON'T WANT HELP I LIKE BEING SAD

Trump has spend more money on vacations in his first 100 days than Obama did in an entire year

he has also not been on an international trip yet, meanwhile Obama went on 8 during his first 100 days and Bush had 2

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want to to see rosy's and aisha's latest snaps, i'm desperate to goon

>>74105250
Hey Thailad, you ever shag a Thai woman over there with a feminine willy?

>>74105273
well it's true. even before depression i was useless and i will be afterwards. will still be a khv, friendless, cowardly, poor, shy etc

Don't get why anyone is giving that pillock ANY attention.

>>74105305
don't forget he has either failed and then given up on or completely went back on ALL of his major campaign promises and has record low approval ratings for a new president.

>>74105284
Why would you moan about it looking for attention and sympathy to cunts

>>74105327
no but he has shagged boys

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found this frog hiding in my /eire/ folder

who me?

>>74105098
screeching

>>74105297
Abusing ethanol depletes useful neurotransmitters and often exacerbates clinical depression

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>>74105340
do you not realise that what youre saying is literallly like textbook depression symptoms?
Exercise and eat right you utter mongoloid, at least try it.

>>74105340
stop fucking stealing our oxygen and just kill yourself you pathetic waste of space
worse than a paki

>>74105292
why??

>>74105293
nothing comfy then taking a night train lad. ever been on one?

>>74105327
only kissed two, i got close to shagging one a few times but never went through with it

>>74105303
i never asked for help actually
amazes me that normies constantly have this saviour complex where they feel the need to "help" people who don't ask for it
>>74105357
not everyone here is a cunt, plenty of people here in the same boat as me, as >>74104315 >>74104323
showed

Yes you

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found this frog hiding in my /bizarro/ folder

stuck between a rock and a hard place lads

Could someone read this in a cockney accent? Try to ham it up as much as you can.

ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo...callled "porno".....oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!

>>74105423
>only kissed two, i got close to shagging one a few times but never went through with it
pics

stuck between an arsecheek and another arsecheek lads

>>74105410
I'm well aware I am probably depressed. Hence why I'm on medication.
>>74105422
Just existing annoys people like you, so no

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>why no, m'lady, i nary shall say alcohol
>for you see, alcohol refers to a broad range of chemicals
>no, that is not for a gentleman of science like myself, i shall call it what it is, "ethanol"

>>74105425
Fuck off attention seeking little girl

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found this frog hiding in my this is me right fucking now folder

>>74105356
excellent banter
too bad the Democrat party is a complete trainwreck right now
if they could sort their shit out and field a respectable candidate it would be nice, not Bernie or some other creature again

>>74105484
You're the one giving him attention

>>74105425
Go to a physician you mong

can't believe it's 8pm in england

boggles the mind

flat earthers BTFO

>>74105469
bit gay

stuck in the radical centre with you lads

>>74105484
how is it attention seeking? was just a normal feelspost. there's hundreds of them on here everyday
>>74105502
i have

>>74105425
I'm >>74104323 (You) and im the one who's been telling you to exercise and eat correctly as well as taking your medication. It makes a massive difference.

>>74105523
which timezone are you in?:3

>>74105501
@ me again and I'll drive your head through Wakefield shopping centres front window

>>74105453
cockney is dead I dont think you'll get a reply

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>/pol/ has a general dedicated to the development of artificial wombs to replace women

might play gwent

>>74105523
Its 8pm in the UK you, you ARGGHHHHHHHHH

>stick something on ebay for 20 quid
>message saying from someone saying he's close by can he come round and buy it for a fiver
Some cheeky buggers about.

>>74105559
fuck monster decks

if the earth was flat the sun would be visible by everyone during the day.

>>74105453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03D9aCFJiWo

>>74105493
Wish they could run Tulsi Gabbard for president 2bh. Too bad they're all feckless corporate shills

>>74105549
I'm coming for you

anyone know any good racist twitter accounts ?

>>74105589
fake news

>>74105555
praise kek

>>74105555
what's wrong with that

want to buy a good rice cooker that can do veg and porridge too

any tips

>>74105555
fake news

>>74105594
posh TWATTTT

>>74105589
The sun rotates around the earth and is nowhere near as big as Noseberg told you it is.

>>74105483
Precision of language is a virtue mate

>>74105594
would snap you in half

Someone post the exasperated Pepe at this man pls

>>74105628

>>74105643
pan

>>74105555
has there been any artificial sperm yet to make the male redundant?

then again I suppose there's so much sperm in storage men are already redundant

>>74105547
we're just going around in circles now

>>74105602
its the same here with the Tories
I HOPE they field a sensible candidate but its unlikely because they excel at being slimewads

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>>74105461
was rock hard in a book shop reading jon ronson's 'so you've been publicly shamed' whilst she/he grinded on my hard dick

Know a lad who supports the closest football team to him, they're in the 10th tier of english football and calls everyone bandwagoners for supporting the nearest football league team

>>74105665
t. roastie

>>74105643
Some asian one, any asian one probably

imagine having a cute girlfriend that really loves you

>>74105679
would shag that tbf

>>74105679
lmao really

>>74105728
good lad

buy ethereum asap
next stop 0.05BTC per coin

>>74105745
had one

its a set of new problems 2bh

>>74105660
then sunset and sunrise would be the same for everybody

>>74105775
you've been shilling this for ages and I really should, but it seems like too much effort

do not reply to thainonces

do not reply to people who reply to thainonces

>>74105594
Thanks for trying, but that's not exactly what I had in mind. It sounds too posh, I'm looking for something along the lines of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3ms4HemAuQ

>>74105668
literally impossible to do such a thing

even in the realm of science fiction it can't be done logically because it's beyond our comprehension

if you could create artifical sperm you could create artificial humans. we'd literally be playing god

did me pooo, off to sitz me arse tbqh ngl la

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>>74105745

>>74105821
first post i've made on it lad but it's true, it'll make you a decent bit of scratch

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>>74105758
yep. it was great, but then she started to show off and i freaked out a bit in my head, told her i was ill and went back to my hostel

lmao

>>74105745
shan't

>>74105851
incorrect

https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-made-the-best-artificial-sperm-yet-and-they-re-breeding-mice-with-it

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>>74105745
can't picture any girl ever being my friend, let alone gf

>>74105851
Is this a meme?

>>74105851
>even in the realm of science fiction it can't be done logically because it's beyond our comprehension
ah yes what is Brave New World

>>74105851
I reckon you might be able to get a man's somatic cell to differentiate into a gamete

if you support trump, chances are you're a mouthbreathing hillbilly or edgy underage/manchild

just watched john terry's mum sucking a cock

>>74105779
This

>>74105873
well then there must be more than one person shilling ether

where do you buy it from?

>thainonce is gay
it's almost like gays are all nonces or something

>>74105948
saw that on twitter too lol

>>74105892
wew is all i can say

>>74105959
i'm not gay, just when in rome la

>>74105965
she has her own place as well

>>74105943
I did like him but since his election he's just been a massive mong

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who /crying/ here

reinstalling pokemon go and going for a walk

>im not gay i just shag boys
thainonce

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>>74106036
Who /cannotcry/ here

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>>74105745
Just b urself

Werkz every time

>>74106012
>I'm not gay I just shag men

wew fuckin hell

>>74106012
wonder how big her willy is

>>74106012
Is he a rent boy? Would encourage you to shag it but HIV is rife there, don't want to be partly responsible for you losing your immune system.

>>74105892
555?

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Sit up straight

>>74106075
>>74106078
benders

>>74106043
>Terry was fined two weeks wages by Chelsea after drunkenly harassing grieving American tourists in the immediate aftermath of the September 11 attacks

nothing gay about shagging a lad

>>74105745
womyn are incapable of loving you.

they just love what you provide.

>>74106068
i've never fucked a man you imbecile

>>74106075
felt it and it wasnt that big

>>74106078
no shes not a rent boy, met her off tinder and she travelled quite far to meet me at the bookstore i was at

>>74106087
means lol in thai

it's called BISEXUAL mum ugh i can't EVEN right now ugh...

>>74106087
ha ha ha

t. language pro

>>74106118
my mum loves me and I provide fuck all so you're wrong

lads, i need 2 extra (You)s because 190 replied to me and it feels like a negative (You)

>>74105846
That's not a cockney accent.

(new)
>>74106201
>>74106201
>>74106201

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the 'mon

>im not gay i just shag men and feel their willies
state of thainonce

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Stop mouth breathing

>>74106220
learn to read pal

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poo

wank

Got a huge crush on this girl at my work. She probably doesn't think about me at all.
I'm obsessed.