BE WELL edition
Fuck Drumpf
Fuck Drumpf
FUCK white people
Fuck anime
fuck /cum/
what did you just call me gavur? you said "turkroach"?
>>74078099
fuck YOU
>melee baby calling me a scrub
Stop consuming asian media
>>74078005
repost
Fuck Cara poster
>>74078124
1v1 me in Clayfighter 63 1/3, nerd
DO NOT LOOK AT THIS DISGUSTING IMAGE >>74078028
and fuck mexicans
>>74078142
Wish he'd get a new gimmick already, he got more (you)'s with his old lies.
I fight for my friends
yeah fuck me pls
>>74078151
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fucking kys bet you never played path of radiance
Going out for dinner no hospital food for this boy tonight
>>74078188
Ebin
>breitbart
>>74078151
did this man just remove his nipples or gyno
amirite ladies?
>>74078188
>Lyin' Ted trying to ride on coattails of success
Sad!
>breitbart
>>74078188
Truly a genius.
How he lost is beyond me.
Senator Cruz introduced the Ensuring Lawful Collection of Hidden Assets to Provide Order (EL CHAPO) Act on Tuesday. “The U.S. Government is currently seeking the criminal forfeiture of more than $14 billion in drug proceeds and illicit profits from El Chapo, the former leader of the Sinaloa drug cartel who was recently extradited to the U.S. to face criminal prosecution for numerous alleged drug-related crimes, including conspiracy to commit murder and money laundering,” Cruz stated.
>>74078214
wrong img wtf
>coattails of success
the 'f
>>74078209
I ar anoneemouss, wee r lejun
>Stop consuming asian media
what mexican media can i consume instead beside soap operas?
>>74078232
does he have 14 billion to spare? how rich is chapo?
>>74078245
Post dodie (69)
>>74078241
hang the bankers
why cant I stop joining flash mobs
>>74078052
Post your favorite
INT
STR
AGI
heroes
>>74078263
This quality Canadian-American-Mexican production
>>74078268
i don't have that many
>>74078281
mine
>>74078281
>Post your favorite
>INT
>STR
>AGI
>heroes
corkie corkie and corkie
>>74078303
GO GO GO GO
>>74078298
Sad!
This white washed black girl is sitting next to me
Muh dik
>>74078291
holy shit i forgot this existed
official /cum/ anime?
>drumpf fails again
wow
>>74078328
>white washed black girl
trump is a radical centrist
>>74078340
what a good goy
>>74078232
>Ensuring Lawful Collection of Hidden Assets to Provide Order (EL CHAPO)
i
cant
stop
laughing
>>74078340
>>74078340
>yet another holocaust thing
Ever wonder what Jews would talk about without this?
>>74078281
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>74078356
more like a radical moron LMAO
the so-called "goal"
>>74078340
Is this winning?
>>74078417
not by any measure
>>74078287
Dumbass
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
lol cum
>>74078441
WTF
I HATE Red cross now!
>>74078121
SAYS THE WEEB
>>74078462
>>74078397
those muslims are quite white
I avoid and ignore a girl who clearly is interested in me because she is a single mother.
Is that a good decision?
>>74078516
yes
>>74078494
Idk about anywhere else, but the Canadian media would always interview/showcase the light-eyed fair ones at a disproportionate rate.
Really makes you think...
>>74078459
but you get free goodies though. that's worth the boner price
What I imagine giving blood is like:
>23 year old cute girl touching your arm and teasing you
What it's probably actually like:
>45 year old washed up grandma uses dirty needle and gives you aids
where do i find normalfags to befriend and exploit?
>>74078556
Last time I was in the hospital the asian nurse was quite rough removing the IV drip and left a large bruise.
>>74078516
Yes, do you have the courage to ask her to stop?
>>74078594
was she a flip?
>>74078586
High School
College/University
The workplace
>>74078586
where do you live
>>74078516
generally yes
>>74078516
Great decision
You should just fuck her then never talk to her again
I want to date a qt nurse and have her take blood from me.
Is there anything more intimate?
>>74078595
this isn't what i wanted
>>74078598
I would assume so, but she was kinda more chinky looking so idk for sure.
>>74078480
did anyone else do this with their friends in middle school but with their balls? (also we it was more of a lift than a squeeze)
>>74078617
pennsylvania
>>74078631
Her drinking your blood or cum, yes
>>74078645
we did cup checks where we'd smack each other in the dick
>>74078594
asian nurse eh?
>>74078645
The principal at my school gave all the boys in the school a big lecture because we couldn't stop hitting each other in the balls desu
>>74078694
Wasn't cute when she ripped the IV out
>>74078753
you could have left out the wasn't cute part buzzkill
It's stupid how pretty girls are desu baka senpai.
>>74078844
Rather fond of attractive females myself
>>74078844
webm unrelated?
>>74078844
bit of a butterface
>bit of a butterface
>bit of a butterface
>>74078969
am I wrong?
no
>want to die
>no buildings in my town tall enough to jump off of
>>74079023
gonna do planks based on my last two digits
>>74079023
>tfw city museum's roof access is blocked by a metal fence
>>74079067
sequel
>>>/wsg/1647222
>>74079047
47 seconds? 47 minutes?
stop being yourself
>>74079098
I don't know
Rate my OC meme outta 10
>>>/v/375027450
>>74078645
im straight
>>74079109
I wish
>/v/
>>74079126
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>74078594
definitely not a japanese nurse because japanese women are the most delicate of flowers. they can feel your bulge through 50 dakimakuras
Good evening fellas
>>74078880
10/10 ass
haven't even played a video game this year
feels pretty good
How do we annex /dixie/?
>>74079117
47 minutes is probably not going to happen. 47 seconds is pretty casual, but you have to start somewhere I guess.
>>74079188
not even BotW?
>>74079117
4 minute 7 seconds
>not even BotW?
>>74079214
fucking lol
>>74079195
I can do 80 seconds
>>74079209
I'll try
>>74079214
>implying CEMU/WiiU dont exist
>>74079203
nope. i tell people i've played but i actually haven't
>>74079241
but you should
because its not just about waifus and the importance of wasting your time shrine hunting, its a personal statement about the open world genre itself
Wish my off-white roomate would stop acting like a loser when I have company over.
what the fuck do I get for ps2
already downloaded yakuza 2, whats after Destroy All Humans
>>74079228
is that stable enough to use?
>>74079257
i have no desire to play video game right now.
i will eventually play it though. i was huge ocarina fan back in the day
>>74079268
State of Emergency
>>74079268
simpsons hit n run
Ratchet and clank: Going commando/up your arsenal
MGS3
Burnout 3
God hand
>>74079268
spider man 2
black hawk down
the getaway
tony hawk's underground
SSX tricky/3
grand theft auto 3/vice city/san andreas
gran turismo 3
james bond: agent under fire
So, /cum/, how many pushups can you do in a row?
>>74079268
spongebob battle for bikini bottom is all i can think of to be honest
ps2 sucked
uh oh
bernie wanted to get more white male voters
that's a no no in the democratic party
>>74078880
fugggggg what a qt.
>>74079140
or maybe you just didnt have any friends to do it with
>>74079303
and burnout: revenge
>>74079268
shadow of the colossus, ICO
>>74079324
one of my """"""'friends""""'"" did the thing where they shove their index finger up your asshole; he was greek
>>74079313
I only do cock pushups and I start getting sore around 1700
>>74079344
your mum gets sore after I give her about 30
>>74079268
steambot chronicles
>>74079356
Tough talk for a virgin
>>74079318
why are they digging themselves deeper into their hole? racebaiting and appealing to minorities doest work anymore, the Age of Obama is over
I'm glad I got over my weeb fantasies.
I still want to visit Japan though.
>>74079313
'bout 20
>>74079384
>tfw had a weeb phase in highschool where i lazily attempted to learn japanese for a year
thank g-d i kept it to myself
>>74079397
There was a weeb kid at my highschool who claimed to have learned japanese in under a month.
dem niggas
>>74079384
will they ever stop ruing pokemon TCG
the cards used to be so simple and aesthetic
you have nothing to lose
>>74079423
if he's a polyglot genius that's possible
did he speak other languages?
>>74079451
Nope. Never heard him speak japanese, either.
>>74079444
It's a fake. I'm going to buy two boxes of pokemon cards after my exam the day after tmr.
well I mean one of them comes out May 5th. Haven't bought any since I was a kid.
btw last digit is minutes until I take another swig/shot
>>74079488
fug 8:33
fuck white people
rate
80k, 60k on the lower island and 20k on the two upper islands
>>74079190
You don't. Dixie is a cultured general and that serves as a gatekeeper for third culture shitskins who couldn't LARP their way out of a wet paper bag.
The gf and me.
>grids
>Dixie is a cultured general
>>74079537
its based on gotham city which has grids, the old town will have some non grid sections
>>74079576
me in the hat
>>74079569
Stop hitting airplanes.
>mom started working as a nanny
>takes care of a baby and a kid around 5
>apparently the kid's mom is sick and in bed all day with medication
>kid is hyperactive or something
>tells my mom he loves her all the time so he wont get in trouble
>doesnt get well with his own mom
>dad works all the time or something
>sends his regards to me via my mom for some reason
>one time he sent me a pokemon bracelet
>sent me some sort of foil pokemon card recently
I feel like should send him something back. I can't imagine what the poor guy is going through at such a young age. I have a bag of my old pokemon cards. Should I send that to him or leave things as is?
i bet your cities are uglier than mine, placer
>>74079569
explain this """humour"""
>>74079600
I dont play Cities
>>74079615
i meant OC
>>74079605
no
>>74079596
why is this dude sending you pokemon stuff? kinda weird
technology will be the downfall of society
>>74079648
wow cartoon breasts, interesting..
>>74079638
yes
geometry
>>74079814
tfw want to take differential geometry in 4th yera
>>74079835
whats she doing with that cigarette
>>74079835
ojou > galko's sister > galko > /x/ >>>> midget > heifer
>wasted highschool learning French because I lived in Cajun country and now I live near no French people and have never had to use it once
>>74079640
probably cause hes 5, autismo
>didn't bother with french in highschool and now im working at a french company where knowing the language could have set me up for life
>>74079895
>>dad works all the time or something
>sends his regards to me via my mom for some reason
>one time he sent me a pokemon bracelet
>chicano reading comprehension
>>74079921
cuck
what the absolute fuck is this nigger talking about
>>74079891
i doubt you even speak conversational french
>>74079969
Frogger I grew up in Cajun country I had to know it
Bought OPM manga today
>>74079988
most anglos in montreal cant speak french. i dont believe you that you can hold a 5 minute conversation in french
goals:
get a job
watch anime
learn french
>>74080130
why not get a job watching anime with french subtitles?
>>74080130
2/3 are absolute faggot tier
>>74080059
from where?
goal:
learn every language but spanish
>>74080157
bookstore
>>74080085
I doubt you could hold a 5 minute conversation with a Cajun speaking gay French without being called a candy ass
>>74080163
hello /pa/
>>74080171
bookstores still exist?
Which canadian city is the most ghetto?
>>74080185
Hi Philly
>>74080196
Powell's is big here
>>74080235
enjoyed this post
>>74080154
What is a better language to learn
shan't be learning spanish
boston pizza takeout for dinner
>>74080248
thanks
his name is tutkija
meaning researcher
>>74080253
Id recommend dropping anime and if you want to learn a language learn Latin
*tips fedora*
>>74080269
heres him as a japanese warrior
>>74080172
what?
>>74080206
winnipeg
>>74080231
where in the...
Post your face when you realized that all the normies will follow eachother by jumping off a cliff and the remaining population are skeptical philosophists
>>74080231
psu i see
>>74080292
post more birds
>>74080303
what cliff do you speak of? childfree life? transgenderism? islam?
Girls are the best and worst thing in the world.
>>74080326
yes you figured it out good job
>>74080332
doesn't really matter, even a tall house could work
>Post your face when you realized that all the normies will follow eachother by jumping off a cliff and the remaining population are skeptical philosophists
never even been to state college kek
REALLY wish I was under the influence right now
>>74080345
>>74080329
japanese crow
>>74080332
yes
>dropping anime
shan't
>>74080376
You're not missing out on much. There's nothing to this town but football and binge drinking.
>>74080380
i'll smoke a bowl for you
>>74080383
most of the crows around here died some years back
>>74080419
why's that
>>74080428
I killed them
been seeing some enormous crows around here
larger than cats
>>74080428
Somebody with a learning disability from pennsylvania killed them
making myself a bacon cheeseburger, buds
>>74080459
dont do that
pic: us a eagle
>>74080492
you gonna have some onion rings to go with it
check this out:
pffffbbbbttttpllplplpllplplplplfffffffffffff ... ... ffffffffeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE plplplpplplllplllplpppppffftt
>>74080518
only half decent post in this thread
>>74080488
You're not nice
>>74080516
i have some salt and vin chips for a side
best taste
TEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLETEMPLE
>>74080574
FANTASTIC post
good job
>salt and vinegar
>>74080589
kill yourself
>>74080589
the fuck is wrong with you man
>>74080574
GOOD post
>>74080589
Worst post in the history of this general
>>74080585
Thank you for supporting Oregon companies
>>74080589
ive been telling you people he has terrible tastes for YEARS now
>>74080589
kys famala dnge dbang bang dong slop splat
miss vickies are better than kettle brand desu
>>74080612
underrated post
>>74080619
>he
>>74080619
I'm convinced he's baiting at this point
>>74080633
>splat
>>74080640
you'd be right
>>74080639
dont hit on me, silly bois
>i was only pretending to have shit taste
>tfw no uglyfu placer gf who is simply wrong about everything
>>74080651
just applied some ketchup at the same time
>>74080667
She's probably fat too
>>74080662
or was I
show idea: a show about the life of people in small town saskatchewan, set mostly around a gas station attached by a coffee shop
the gas station could be run by some fat bald guy who reads comic books and has a retard as a friend and the coffee shop could be run by some random person who moves to town from toronto and thinks they know everything
but eh, it'll never work
>>74080691
>some random person who moves to town from toronto
that doesnt happen; stupid premise tbhwy senpai
>>74080691
throw in a geriatric old fart, a cute cop, and a wisecracking gas station assistant, and you've got an idea
>tfw instead of buying fiji I buy skim milk
>skin milk
Literally kill yourself
>not chugging a gallon of whole milk every day
never gonna make it
>milk
nice man tits bra
>>74080729
only brainlets buy fiji or skim milk
>not buying a pack of double stuff oreos and dipping it in a glass of 2% for breakfast every morning
>>74080756
>american breakfasts
>not chugging milk
Nice brittle bones bra
>>74080770
i drink tobacco its ok
>>74080770
>breastfeeding
underage b*
I'm looking for apartments!11
>glass of 2%
I am a good and empathetic person.
Where is hospital Canadian? I want my hospital dinner post.
What's the most drinks you've ever been able to stomach, /cum/? (for reference, 1 drink = 1 bottle of beer = 1 glass of wine = 1 shot of hard liquor)
>tfw no matter how much I try I can never for my life get passed 10 drinks without getting sick
literally NOTHING wrong with 2% milk
>>74080798
you can live with me
>>74080809
He died
>>74080810
i've put down a case in one day before
fite me m8
>>74080814
Incredibly false statement
>>74080814
What the hell else are you supposed to drink?
Whole milk or go home.
>>74080819
His hospital dinner posts are literally the highlight of my day. He was having chicken breast with gravy tonight. F
unpasteurized milk is the best
>>74080853
Stop posting this
I will not save it
if you drink estrogen juice atleast have it organic
>>74080818
I have to finnish university m8
can you just send me money every month?
>had to select apartments for the capcha
Real men drink milk straight from the tit and only cityslickers who've never set foot on a farm think it tastes bad
>>74080861
>""""organic""""
>>74080856
didn't give you permission to save it
>>74080862
ok
sent
>>74080867
t. lives in the city
Lemonade master race
>a 'Scandinavian' is against milk
hmmmm
Is it true that northern Italians, especially those hailing from the region of Lombardy, are actually Germans?
i really want to into finland
>>74080893
I heard that southern germans are actually italian
>>74080882
I used to live on a farm, though
>>74080885
im finnish, not Scandinavian, finland is not part of it
im intolerant of milk too
>Eating
>Chips
>Drinking anything but water
Enjoy your diabetes and early deaths, I'm going to outlive every single one of you
>>74080922
t. /v/