Culture Pals /cp/

Ameribull thread

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Brazilian qt still hasn't responded. Guess she got busy...

>Hi:)) You look so funny and almost cute
Is this a back handed compliment?

https://www.interpals.net/brandy1-2-3

>This user does not accept messages from Australia
Shitposters BTFO

>>74038348
Why does she have the picture of an old lady?

>>74038450
What race is she?

>>74038463
South Korean
I don't even really like asian girls that much, but she is very pretty with a nice body

>>74038463
All women are like that anyway.

>>74038515
You seen her tits yet?

>>74038558
yup, they are nice

My qt whom I would write long ass messages with avoided my question when I asked if she wants to share her contact information.

Should I drop it?

>>74038590
Gotta get me a south Korean waifu but they all seem like such prudes

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>>74038515
>>74038450

I want this

>>74038612
Try to push it a little more. She could be nervous due to you being a Turk

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>Not much going on IRL, not really meeting or trying to meet hoes
>Decide to go on interpals
>Going to interpals and meeting new girls every day that message me first
>Suddenly two tindersluts message me first, wanting my dick
I guess I'm out for now
I wonder if I'll be back here.

>>74038747
You always come back

>>74038613
I think I got lucky, she actually has a personality and we had some sexual banter for the first couple of days before she asked for my skype and things rapidly went forward from there. She was very open to showing her body to me, though it was cute because she was insecure about her thighs.

The madwoman thought that they were too big. I swear asian guys have no testosterone at all.

>>74038785
Probably
There is this one Brazilian QT, 9/10, that I want to keep talking to every day.

How do I stop feeling like I'm just the poor sucker girls talk to while they wait for their favorite chad to come online?

>>74038922
Become the Chad

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50 year old white American men

>>74038952
seems like how a girl who barely knows english types

>>74038922
You're a leaf so you probably are.

>>74038952
seems like the kind of guy who comments on 16 year old thai girls profiles with messages like "wow you make those skates look good"

>>74039018
That's how I found his profile

>>74039042
Why are you look at 16 year old Thai girls? You're not a Muhammed are you?

Everytime I try to make a profile I remember that I am a naziboo map painting autist
Probably why I'm not on tinder as well.

>>74039071
he was last active two years ago so she would be at least 18 now

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>Brazilian qt finally replied again
We're good bros she was at the gym.

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>Swedish """women"""

>>74039452
>gym girls

prepare to get CHAD'D

>>74039532
Don't scare me like this anon

>>74039481
>"don't talk to me if you're not a feminist'

Deserves whatever she has coming to her from Ahmed.

>>74039676
It's pants on headed retarted to expect everybody you speak to to be of your ideology

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>>74039699
>retarted
STOP BAITING ME

>>74039699
Hello, welcome to the 21st century

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>>74039699
>retarted

>>74039794
>>74039812
What is this meme?

>>74039699
>>74039811

Shit, I should have just say
Good morning Columbus

>>74039834
Second time you've told me this :(

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>>74039825

>>74039882
fug i didn't even notice the typo

>>74039940
...

Good morning Columbus

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>>74039954
>#3
STOP BULLYING ME THREAD

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>tfw so ugly I needed to use a Facebook friend's profile pics to actually get people to talk to me because I genuinely just want to practice my Chinese

Fucking kill me

>>74040070
post your real face

>/Katie_DC
>uploads nothing but sexy pictures
>NO FLIRT

american girls too retarded for me

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>>74040091

No

I can't take it

>>74040108
>Only accepts messages from female users
Jeese I thought it would be one of those things where it's a Chad vetting process but nope

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>>74040070
>so ugly that chinks won't even talk to you
wew lad

How do you cut off things after getting what you want?
No "block her"

>>74040218
Reduce the contact to bare minimum until she takes the hint and stops writing.

>>74040218
Say you got a gf in real life.

>>74040218
Ask her to send you photos of her poop so that you can jerk off to them.

>>74040218
Actually, say you're gay, but just experimenting.

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>talking to girl with ADHD
>she said she wants to cam but hasn't taken her medication
>she can't stay focused for 10 seconds without doing something spergy

She's so cute bros

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I have a picture of me in a full-on Nazi outfit from a Sound of Music play I did a while back.

Should put it up?

>>74040427
Do it.

Guys I don't think I'm going to get Chad'd by my Brazilian qt she's already sent me a yoga pic and a bikini pic and it's only been since yesterday that we've been talking
>>74040427
I think you're more likely to be outright ignored than have anybody inquire as to why you wore it.

>>74040427
Message israeli girls

>>74040146
Maybe she's a lesbo.
/ribowxyz looks thirsty since she commented on all her picks.

>>74040464

That's some fuckin choice trolling

brb making a new account and setting location to Auschwitz

>>74040471
A lot of those "thirsty" female only profiles are just men pretending to be lesbians

Is anybody bothered by the little animated skype emoticons?

>>74040596
Girls love emoji's, something you'll have to get used to and even use.

>>74040427

I'd put it up

>why are you awake so early?
>Just)
Fucking language gaps.

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I think I found the most attractive guy on Interpals

https://www.interpals.net/truffaut89

Whats his heritage? French?

>>74040832

That man is gayer than a bag of thrusting dicks.

>>74040832
>gay Turk
Are you a hypocrite or have you left Islam?

Do new accounts still get that "boost" thing that they used to for a few days?

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>>74040070

>after changing out the profile pics girls who ignored me/blocked me for sending them a message are now messaging me out of the blue without me even having looked at them first

Why was I born like this

>>74040905
I'm not a guy

>>74040973
can i hab da pusi pls

I haven't really used Interpals in two years. I used it for EE qts and genuinely practicing Russian. How has it changed?

>>74040973
redpill me on turkish women

>>74040973
post profile

>>74041091
Hahah hell no

>>74041116
Obviously a dude then.

>>74041138
Probably is. Most females don't go on 4chan anyway

>>74040832
Mixed most likely, though he does look a bit French.

>>74041170
>sister goes on 4chan
>most exes go on 4chan
>longterm female friend goes on 4chan
>qt I met on IP was from fucking /int/

>>74041339
Those chicks are usually rare and you wouldn't wanna bang the majority of them although there are obvious exceptions

>>74040832
He's an American from Philly. Not a fucking French dude

>>74040832
Goddammit he messaged me
He is gay, no doubt. Though I'm not sure if he mentioned that in his profile.

>>74040832

I asked him, he's Italian-Irish

>>74041388
None of them are fat or ugly.

I'd guess most English chans are 20% female. Slav ones 30%. Don't know about Asian.

https://www.interpals.net/Iralive95

Someone ask her for her Skype I want to see the response

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>>74040427
take em away boys

>>74041586
whoa he was a ps2 character all along

>>74041550
on it

>>74041586
brb tracking down his address

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>>74041586

That's the Finn-fag taking my picture you potato.

We were actually chosen for the part because we were both tall, aryan types with military haircuts.

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How do I upload a custom image to my profile?

Imgur etc. doesn't work it gives a broken image

/bendplz

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How do you even flirt on this website?

>>74041656
>taking the photo
>neck tie in exact same position
>doesn't have a camera

Really activates the almonds

>>74041826
I'm doing it right now

>>74040427
No, girls are bluepilled af

Is someone saying "right" after a message almost always sarcastic? It comes off as sarcastic to me.

>>74040427
Obscure the red band and the ss symbols. Asians love that shit if thats what youre looking for.

>>74041826
Pretend youre teasing your sister.

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>>74040427
>>74041804

same fag

>>74041586
Are u antifa? Fuk u mane

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3 views today =)

improving profile helps!

>>74042420
how do you get so few?

>>74042441
people there dont like finland, but they love u.s

>>74042482
i like finland. i sometimes wish i was finnish so i could speak my own special snowflake language

>>74042420
>implying that they know if your profile is improved before viewing it

go view some profiles and you will get return views you lazy fuck i bet your profile is like 2 lines long go look at mine thats a real profile son, i dont give no fucks and i aint scared of nothing, ready to die for my cause

/bendplz

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>>74042497
we like you too

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>>74042497
Learn niggerspeak then you can be a special snowflake too

Da white man b puttin us down dawg !!

>>74042548
Ebonics is easy for any English speaker to learn and understand

>>74042597
Good then you can start being a special snowflake

>>74042642
That's not a special snowflake language if basically anybody can easily learn it

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THIS GUY IS EVERYWHERE

forgot my nametag

fuck u bitches

>>74042663
then learn arab

>>74042690
There's already a lot of native speakers of that though. Finnish is spoken by few people and is hardly related to any living language

beautiful eyes
lovely smile
good health for you and all family.

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>>74042754
But you said you wanted a special snowflake language not a dying one

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>>74042002

Surprisingly this is working

wtf

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>>74042754

>>74042806
When I said special snowflake I meant it in terms of its very different from any other. Also I just noticed the Quebecois poster. Are you happy to know I'm learning French?

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>>74042002
WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE A SISTER

>>74042848
Pretend you're teasing me ;)

>>74042848
then pretend its your mom

>>74042840
i dont really care, learn whatever you want

>>74042888
62% ameriMUTT.

>>74042930
IM 100% AMERICAN

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How does one go about taking a properly aesthetic picture? I've been told I'm a good looking guy irl and I'm able to pull pretty well, but I look like shite in photos. What's the trick, bathroom photos, photoshop, find somewhere with perfect lighting or what? This is genuinely frustrating

>inb4 'just b urself'

>>74043170
A mixture of all you said.
Your profile picture with your head and shoulders in frame
A bathroom selfie or someone else taking a picture to show your body
A picture of you doing something hobby related

don't really need photoshop, I don't think

>>74043170
theres no trick some people arent photogenic its a mystery imo

>>74043170
I look ugly irl and ok on photos better have the opposite consider yourself blessed, most attractive people I know suck at taking selfies.
Either way you probably dont look thatbad.

Post profile.

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>>74043170
Me mom also says this to me but my photos are awlays ugly

>>74043507
Youre cute anon x

>>74043478
You have nice facial features. Not ugly.

>>74042974
100% Saturated fat maybe

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>>74043478

https://www.interpals.net/Mydd

Pic's profile photos are the few decent photos that've ever been taken of me. Feel free to criticise btw, I only get ~13 views/day.

>pls no bully

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>>74043170
Find someone with a real camera and use that. Focal length on cellphones is shit, so if you have an angular face it will make you look a bit odd. See pic related.

25% response rate over the last 24 hours. God dammit. Could be a lot worse, but that amounts to two out of 8 girls I attempted to talk to responding. Might get a better response rate the higher the number of girls I message is because it really just is a numbers game.

>>74043666
Did so in PM
>>74043572
Which one are you? Thnx eiher way :3

>>74043774
Never mind counted wrong and 3 out of 9 responded. So that's a 33% response rate.

>>74043666
You still need a better profile picture. You are making people decide which one you are before they click on your profile.

Am I supposed to send messages first or am I supposed to wait for them?

>>74043783
It's a mystery

>>74043774
What kind of messages are you sending?

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>>74043783

Thankee

>>74043822

Cropped it now

>>74043854
I sent a three "hi how are you" bullshit messages because the girls were QT but had fuck all on their profile and decided it couldn't hurt to at least attempt that garbage. The rest I mentioned something that I read on their profile. Out of the ones where I actually attempted to put in some effort to the messages I got a 50% response rate so not bad.

>>74043774

tfw 100% response rate after messaging 30 girls or so but I'm so autistic I don't know what to say after the initial message

>>74043952
They will still probably message you, girls get swamped with people in their inboxes, so they slowly go through them.

Still, you should take it into consideration that when you try with more interesting people you get responses. You shouldn't really combine the boring girls with the interesting girls in your statistics

they should at ethnicity to profile / search function

they already allow you to discriminate based on gender and country, may as well make it easier for me to weed out niggers and beaners too

>>74041482
Probably yeah but females post way less frequently in average than men

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This is some pretty advanced autism.

>>74044085
I'm here every day though :^)

>>74044140
Are those the picture comments? Looks like schizophrenia

t. knower

>>74044140
Does she message back? She is so interesting

Tfw Still miss the korean guy :(

>>74043985
Most of them have already read the messages and haven't responded yet. Sucks because one of them seemed like one of the more interesting girls I've seen on here in a while, and she was pretty QT too despite being Korean and my general experience being that Asians seem kind of boring usually and aren't as attractive as white girls.

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>>74044140
>tfw also a schizo but not this far gone

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>>74044140
>>74044199
>>74044210
>>74044235

Alright now I feel bad because I think she's genuinely mentally ill.

>thai talking to me about sex
Please please give me those fucking pixels

>>74044493
>thai
Hate to break it to you but "she" has a penis

>>74044579
EVEN BETTER

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which one of you guys is this

>>74044626
That would be me.

>>74044655
stop stalking my profile then you perv

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>Asian girl literally admits she likes to make out with guys even when she has a bf and doesnt mind cheating on him
>"Am I too evil? hehe"

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>>74044704
You lixo

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>>74044704

>first girl I ever loved cheated on me by fucking the 'he's just a friend guy' at a party

Always hated cheaters with a fucking passion since then. What a fucking whore.

>girl comments on my picture and sends me flirtatious message
>check her profile
>has "social justice" listed under her hobbies & interests
>it's clear in my profile that I'm pretty conservative

what does this mean?

>>74044947

You've become the new rebellious shamefuck.

You're the hippy/bad biker boy from 50 years ago.

>>74044961

well then...

guess I'll just get nudes then block

>>74044961
Time to expose my power level then?

I've noticed when I talk to non-whites I'm much more flirtatious and silly and when I walk to whites I'm much more rigid and serious. I wonder why this is... am white btw

>>74045253
because you want to COLONIZE
it's in your blood

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i wish i was from relevant country

everyone there thinks were swedes,

all viewers have in profile "I like Scandinavia" or "I'm interested in Vikings"

>>74045389

>finnish qt messages me
>visit her profile
>notice she has swedish as her native language
>"oh so are you a swede who moved to finland?"
>qt is disappointed
>"n-no....finland has two official languages...."

/cagey

WTF IS THIS A TRANNY?!?! (first pic)

>>74044947
Girls naturally prefer conservative men.

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>74045655
>tfw made soren21 take off her glasses and say "I want to be your Russian gf" with a teary look in her eyes

>>74045655

>tfw getting nudes from a russian right now >:)

>>74045661
Please post picture

>>74045389
i dunno senpai finland has probably the most unique culture in europe desu
you have to be autistic to appreciate it tho
not 1 even remotely normie qt will ever message you because of your cunt

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>>74045389

>>74044222
Give me that boring Korean girl's profile anon

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audibly kekd

>>74045820
>17
>that face

Makes me feel better about myself desu.

unrelated but anyone know some good greek/turk pornstars? I wanna find a girl that looks like my prude turk qt

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r8 me lads

honestly though, if the euro girls flock to koreans/east asians and east asian girls flock to european guys, who should i target as a half SEA/half white
SEAs are fucking gross, but they probably would be my best bet. If you watch their television, all the movie stars and celebrities and shit from there are just half white half SEA

>>74046370
You need to fix your forward head posture lad.

>if the euro girls flock to koreans/east asians
Since when does this happen

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Friendship with my Russian qt is slowly fading away
Hold me brehs

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>>74045661
DELETE THIS

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I'm falling in love with a fucking beaner

Anyone here want the f r e s h interpals April 2017 database?

>>74047135
Deport yourself

>>74047157

post it broski

>white ''men''

eww they are so weak and weird I'd rather have a fun Italian boyfriend

>>74047482
W
A
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S
A
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>>74046370
you look pretty chubby, i think you would do a lot better if you worked on loosing weight.

Tbh I dont think you would attract that many people and you would spend most the time frustrated,

So you may as well spend that time doing something positive like loosing weight.

>>74046370
Get down to the gym mate

>tfw iihf_esc blocked me

Anyone here ever talked to Chillipepper101

Was she as much of a lunatic to you guys too?

>>74048724
Haven't talked to her. What did she told you?

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>>74048652
Blocked me too, yet keeps watching my profile
Reeeeeeeee

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>>74048876
its scripting nothing personel

>>74048652
Who is it anyway, """she""" visited me twice already. Is it someones fake?

>>74048854
She just seems to be one of these lol so randum xD types

>>74040832
>Dr. Pavel, I'm attractive.

>>74048876
Wait if you block someone they can still see you viewing their profile??
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74051202
YES
why are people so mean :(

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>>74048904
she loves us all, that's why she keeps visiting

>>74047157

Sure lad send it to [email protected]

>>74048914
Nah I dont think its someones fake, just a stupid whore.

I wrote her on vk

>>74051320
>>74048904
>>74048876
>>74048652
>>74051508
i just want her to fart in my mouth desu

>>74051634
Life is unfair lads

>she blocked me for saying m4a4 is better than m4a1s
WEW

>>74052398
I don't blame her. Pure scum of the earth you are.

>>74038811
Is she from Seoul?
Post her profile.

>girl says pepe the frog is her favourite meme

Is she a keeper?

>>74053363
Where is she from?

>>74053363
She's just a normie

>>74053401
Ching chong

>>74053524
In't trash she goes lad

>>74053614
Steady on lad, we British love going for a nice chinkies

>>74053782
Sorry chap, you're chasing the wrong squinties.

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>all these people messaging me about completing some quiz

>>74048724

HAHAHAHAH YES HOLY FUCK

that bitch gets around doesn't she

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>sent messaged 24 mins ago
>last online 4 mins ago

>she didn't even read it

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>>74054246
>last online 55 seconds ago
>still didn't read it

JUST

>>74054203
French girl? I just did it.

>>74054246

relax bro sometimes I leave IP logged in and don't read a message for hours or sometimes days

>>74054297
Yes
Also this Uzbek and Lithuanian

>40 year old brit slut messages me asking me if I'm "ulster scots"

wtf does this mean britbongs

>tfw messaged no end of Russian qts my age. Responses are there but conversation is minimal
>Only people that really want to speak to me are Russian women that are 10/15 years older than me
>tfw they probably just want to b8 me for мoй пacпopт

>>74054416
Asking if you're of Northern Irish descent

>>74054365
I'VE BEEN RUSED

>>74054416
Wish I could help, eitherway
A V O I D

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>tfw extremely unphotogenic cus my left eye isn't symmetrical to my right
>take a good pic for my profile
>get compliments, lot of messages etc
>get whatsapp
>they ask for selfie because they think i'm handsome
>send one
>they stop replying

>>74054617
Made me feel better; Thanks.

>>74054617
howdy tom york

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>>74054695
It's not as bad as that

Fucking hate these inbred brit genes

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I'm about to get an innocent leaf's freshly turned 18 nudes

u mad leafbois?

https://www.interpals.net/heap_ong

fresh

>view her profile minutes after she's logged out

Every fucking time

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>phone just entered a repeating boot cycle, might be broken
>mfw I have a 300 large collection of photos of my main qt saved on there
>mfw I have unbacked up nudes on there
>mfw I have 500+ reaction images saved on there
>mfw the entire thing is encrypted so there's nothing I can do to recover them

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT MY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME

>tfw goy and no jewish gf

good health for you and all family
beautiful eyes
lovely smile
angel face,make hearts relax

>>74055689
>WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME
Because you're stupid and brought it on yourself

>Not using the 3.2.1 backup strategy for your important data.

>>74055976
>Not using the 3.2.1 backup strategy for your important data.

redpill me on this

>>74055973
I love this general

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>tfw Soren21 not replying and all other qts are offline

>>74055689
>not backed up
>encrypted
you deserve this desu

>>74056209
I've barley had it a year, hopefully I can fix it

>>74056017
Do you want to decrease the risk of data loss?
>Yes
Do it.
>No
Don't do it.

>Three Copies of Data
>Two Media Formats
Platter & Tape
>One Off-Site Backup
Dropbox or NAS at other premises (Something like Veeam or Datto for business)

IT TURNED ON

Thank Christ, time for a full backup

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6 hours of sleep total in the past 2 days really makes me feel refreshed.
plus checking out IP to find no views or messages really gets me pumping.

>>74055940
/Ju_O

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>>74056739
Could always use qtcreeper

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>>74056739
>checking out IP to find no views or messages
I know that feel all to well

>>74056871
it doesn't work anymore

>>74056889
yeah. im going to sleep. fuck it

>>74057138
>>74056889

Why don't you take the first step anon?

>>74038613
Can confirm this is absolutely not the case.

Met up with a south Korean girl from on there, she was anything but a prude.

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Which one of you is this?
/King_Jmal

>>74057351
I do
but I have problems keeping it casual and end up in exchanging long ass messages
being autist makes it even more time consuming
I can't juggle too many cuties

>>74057962
Try to steer it asap to WhatsApp or ig, generally they tend to cut the long ass bullshit on instant messaging platforms
Godspeed kurwanon

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>>74058167
seems it's high time to learn how to smalltalk
it's now or never I guess
thanks Italiano

>>74057634
That would be me

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>>74058393
You got me into harassing the Pepe russian and get eventually blocked
Reeeeeeeeeee

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Another qt stopped talking to me after sending a selfie

>>74054617
Something similar happened to me. Guy I met online, we talk for a few weeks. He sends me tons of pics, a few (unsolicited) slightly lewd ones. I'm honest, tell him I'm not too attractive, chubby, and pretty self conscious. Tells me I shouldn't worry so much, and that I'm the most interesting and sweetest person he's met in ages, that I'm so much fun to talk to. A few more days pass, we continue talking. I'm starting to crush quite a bit on him. He tells me he's sooo curious about how I look. I think, fuck it, might as well. I send him one of the few pictures I think I look alright in. One with good lighting and an angle I never managed to replicate.

He saw it, didn't comment on it, told me he was going to sleep.

Never talked to me again.

>>74058946
Actually this happened to me using hellotalk because the pictures there are tiny thumbnails. Wasted a week flirting with her, got her line, then saw a proper picture.

Huge mole and looked 10 years older than she said she was. Fuck that shit, deleted my line and never used hellotalk again.

>>74059378
It's never happened to me on interpals though because it's much harder to hide that shit

>>74059431
they can use old pictures
happened to me with turk girl
she was almost double in size

>>74055331
You know of any good Korean profiles?
Looking to connext with some Koreans before so go there this summer.

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>>74058946
Gay cunt

uggos out

>>74059490
Happened to me in real life. I matched with a girl on Tinder who seemed very skinny in her pictures and when we met up she was double in size. I never texted her again.

>>74059928
;____;

>>74056439

meh I just use several synced clouds

yandex, mail.ru, skydrive...

>>74060722
equally as good in roundabout way I suppose

Soren21 just asked me for my address so she could send me a twinsy pair of glasses bros

>>74061049
I want to say I just don't have the space but I only have like 2gbs on backup so...

But to be honest it's comfy because they all autosync from skydrive, whenever I make a change there it autoupdates to all of them, and I don't need to have their apps even running.

Same for email, got 3 linked.

>>74060722
>he trusts cloud storage

>>74061224
Soren21 just asked me to stretch her pussy with my huge American cock.

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>>74061306
Don't have anything illegal there so who cares.

To be honest it's full of so much fucking random stuff that I have issues navigating through it.
Especially when you encounter 10 New text documents and wonder what the fuck they are

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>no girl irl has ever gotten flirty with you
>the ones who have on the internet always made you feel really uncomfortable for some reason

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>>74061574
>No girl irl calls you handsome or cute
>Almost every foreign girl you talk to online thinks you're a Chad.

So that Chilipepper101 girl is a huge cunt just sayin

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Soren21 just asked me to plant my steppeborn seed in her womb

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Mm .. Wonder what makes you smile so ??? I bet you want some cock? ;)) If I'm not wrong. I could fuck in to rub my cock, it pulsates inside you, you know how gourd the juices are going to sprout, "or flaming already the mum got enough? Smile, judging, ,,, Right whispers pump, "girl fuck :))

>>74061224
Ay that's the both of us

>>74061785
You talked to her?

>>74061785
Elaborate.

>>74040251
This.
It's my go-to "ditch a qt in a hurry" play. Works every time.

>>74061770
I miss the days back when I first started using interpals in 2013-14 when 8/10 Russian girls wanted to talk to me and thought I was chad. I wonder if something changed with me or them in that time because if anything I've gotten less fat since then.

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>>74061923

Yup

I wasn't ready for this level of hostility 2bh

(she has in huge letters "READ MY PROFILE FIRST" on her page)

>i have so many qt's that I sent one qt another qt's voice message and called her by her name

SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

>>74062021
I said she looks like the kind of person who acts random to make up for her lack of personality and she got pretty pissy

>>74062108

screenies pls

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>>74062045
>did that while copy pasting chunks of other conversations when I was too busy to reply

>>74062108
>>74062205
>>74062021
>>74061923
>>74061785

I got close to chili pepper. I won't be as rude as to call her a cunt, be she has legit mental issues.

I made a simple joke to her, mind you we had been actually talking on the phone for a while at this point, and she sends me like a 10 paragraph response going off on me for a simple joke.

>>74048724
Her profile indicates she likes cats.
Should I ask her if she likes them for companionship or for eating?

>>74062339

Post results in next thread

>>74062339
Don't be rude dood

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I'm debating messaging a girl just because she has left a flirty message on a wall of a guy from her friend list.

Although there's a caption on her recent Instagram message that tells me that she doesn't have anyone yet.

Why the fuck am I digging so deep and reading between the lines before even messaging someone? Well, I know why. Because I don't want to waste anyone's time. But it's still retarded.

Should I just man up and message her?

What's some good stuff you can write on your profile that might encourage people to message you?

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>>74062471
you know what to do

>>74062557

have some cool hobbies & interests

also add a picture of your town / region where you live get. that gets some responses

>>74062471
Usually you can tell really early if the girl is into you. So there is no reason to not write.

>>74062616
benis :DDD

>>74062597
i gotchu senpai

>>74062616
How?

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>>74062471
What's her profile, I'll double check if she's single

>>74062703
How fast they reply. Do they ask questions or just curtly reply to your, etc. It's hard to explain but I personally usually intuitively feel when they are wasting my time.

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>I'm an intersectional feminist

>>74062021
That's some solidly sarcastic resolve. I almost applauded
Judging from that, she could be a solid banter roller coaster

Seeing as people on 4chan are all kinds of bitter fruit, this post should not be considered hostile at all