Culture Pals /cp/

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/balt/

>>74026630
WRONG

>turkish nationalist qt

www.interpals.net/ggg3

Help me get her nudes

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>>74026634

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>tfw no Soren21 gf

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this hapa qt in japan viewed me twice

Gonna message her

Methinks François de Grossouvre.

>>74026613
Reposting for Ruskie bro

>>74026739
>>74026739

>>74026613
Anon lütfen siktir git
Vayfun bir bok
>>>/toru/

>>74026807
Fuck off, she's unironically (but ironically) mine.

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>>74026842
You shouldn't let her view me then

>>74026901
Might sneak nudes out of her, but as a girlfriend, she'd probably be out of my league anyways.

Don't tell on me though.

>>74026832
I forgot to say, as for myself, I really like Russian bass singers (Oktavist), they are the best in the world IMO.

>>74026739
A lot of them act really creepy, go straight for nudes and are ugly so girls just don't bother with them.

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>Girl who you haven't replied to views your profile

I FEEL SO GUILTY

>>74026935
I'm gonna get them first :^)
btw yours is 1/2 german right?

>>74026832
Yeah, I got it. I keep threads open until the get archived.

You got your point. I'm not giving up any time soon. And thanks for all the kind words.

>iihf_esc

Told her she might be overdosing on memes and took 1.5 (one and a half) hours to reply and say just "no"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74027010
Uhhhh, no? Gayreek.

Anyways,
>being bested in romance by a shopkeep
Think again albion.

>>74027042
Get fucked dago

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Alright lads, who's it gonna be?

>>74027061
Ah we have different hapa qts then

>>74027177
fedoralord

>>74027177
King Chad wins the interpal qt contest

Fedora lord gets maybe 2 hellos from thailand

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Soren21 isn't replying to my WhatsApp texts..

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>>74027254
A Brazilian qt I'm messaging on Skype isn't replying

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>74027366
>tfw messaging a Russian qt

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>tfw

Do guys message you?
im not gay but i like being complimented by gays

>>74027402
So whats the deal with iihf_esc

>>74026994
I see! Thanks for the reply.

>>74027038
Not a problem! Good luck

Anyone notice it seems like hijab wearing Turkish girls on interpals are starting to outnumber the ones that don't since they voted for Erdocuck to become sultan?

>>74027394
Everyone can message a Russian qt
But not everyone can talk to a Russain qt

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>tfw this 15 year old ask for my whatsapp
>I actually gave it to her
>she just messaged me

I'VE LOST CONTROL AGAIN

>>74027394
Tell her I want a gf. Thanks

>>74027454
I don't think I can get anything out of her senpai, she's barely replying

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>>74027402
Brazil Chad lied to me

>>74027480
John...

>>74027477
That's what I meant. I'm talking to her
>>74027495
Sorry Ivan she's going to be MY gf

>>74027177
Doesn't matter if you're not experienced with a katana, all you have to do is swing it.

Assuming King Chad is willing to risk losing a part of one of his arms, he'll win.

>>74027510
Its getting annoying, make her stop

>>74027177

You're kidding right? The dumb chad on the left made the costly mistake of putting all his points into strength. I'm sure he would be out of breath within 30 seconds of any kind of mild action. The gentleman on the right looks very mobile. He could undoubtedly rattle off multiple slashes with his katana and leave the chad dismembered before the chad could even swing once.

>>74027480
>unironic pedophile
commit suicide tbqh

>>74027451
>im not gay

you are.

>Ksenia
>Natasha
>Elena
>Diana
pls get back to me, I would like to acquaint myself with you. :'(

>>74027551
Okay, good man.

>>74027573
At this point I think she's confused about people calling her brazilian

>>74027224
World can know peace then.

But next time Rosbif, tsk tsk, next time...

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>>74027480

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>>74027535
>>74027599
I couldn't help myself, she goes to the gym and has thicc arse and curvy body

I'm 18 so it's alright

Just got my first lewd, i did it reddit

>>74027715
Share it for the classroom

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>>74027685

>>74027685
>I'm 18 so it's alright

Except it isn't alright is it

>>74027715
Share

>>74027685
Age of consent is 16 atleast in most of the world John

>>74027756

well federal law is 18 you freak

>>74027750
>>74027736
Fuck off commies

>>74027813
In my state it's 16

>>74027715
From which country?

>>74027837
Venezuela.
Not quite a qt, shes older

>>74027919
How lewd we talking?

>>74027919
Taking advantage of a starving woman... very sad BR

>>74027919
She probably thinks if she gives you lewds you'll save her from her failed state. Sad.

>>74027254
She's replying to mine though

>>74027750
Why isn't it alright?

>>74027952
Ass in panties

>>74028028
>>74028076
im giving her something else to think about besides hunger

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>>74028149
Because jail is not alright.

>>74028149
I know age is just a number to you Muhammad but please don't rape my countries underage girls

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>qt asks why my friends list isn't public

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>>74028297
Say you have no friends.

>>74028232
>>74028250
Her body looks more mature than my ex gf desu and she was 4 years older than me

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someone talk to me right now

>>74028387
She's still 15

>>74028387
What are the odds you're messaging Chris Hansen

>>74028387
Get out of my country Ahmed you fucking Paki

>>74028387
Stop trying to justify fucking little girls Ahmed.

>>74028368
WONT WORK, I ALREADY TOLD HER I AM TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE BESIDES HER

>>74028504
You don't have to have them on your friend list to talk with them.

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>>74028427
>>74028488
>>74028493
>>74028496
Sorry lads, I'm weak

>>74028408
(you)

all I get is old Russian men trying to get me to learn Russian.

>>74028591
Then I recommend you to start becoming strong for imminent relocation.

>>74028655
YOU MAST!

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>>74028655

>>74028591
Have fun in jail I'm calling the cops right now

>>74028709
Did you just view my profile amigo?

>>74028408
Post brofile

>>74028591
REEEE Ahmed I fucking hate Paki's!!!!

>>74028864
this

>>74027685
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin din plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're an unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer.

Can someone tell me why brit posters are so pathetic, /cp/?

>>74029039
They're all pakis

>message muslim girl from montreal telling her to get out of my country and that islam is incompatible with canadian values
>gives me the whole "you live on stolen land" thing
>tfw my grandpa is 1/4 native american
>go to tell her
>ive been blocked
>will never know how they react to someone with native ancestors telling them to gtfo

>>74029039
DELET THIS

>>74029069
I'M NOT A FUCKING PAKI I HATE THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74028972
I'm white

>>74029091
>im 1/16th native!!!

fat

>>74029069
I am not a paki im European u fucking cunt.

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>armpit

Filipinofag, are you here?

>>74029091
Okay Pocahontas

>>74028096

I'm going to assume you're trying to trick me again

>>74029091
Who gives a fuck if you're 1/4 anything, I'm 1/4 Mexican but I don't go around like a fucking CHI

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Ok lads I blocked the 15 year old on whatsapp

Felt a bit guilty

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>>74029124
>>74029165
I seem to have struck a nerve

>>74029130
Paki's are not white mate

>>74029238
just reread your post and apparently it's your grandpa that's 1/4 native you're baiting lol

>>74029318
I'm 110% Anglo-Saxon m8, deal with it

>>74029165
>im European
>identifying as European first
Fuck off EUcuck

>>74029091
>>74029238
>all these mixed race cucks

>>74029294
You have, I don't like Paki's

If you have brown eyes you are not white
If you don't have pink nipples you are not white

>>74029403
I support Europe but don't support EU faggot. I hate English women there all sluts. May aswell be Americans.

>>74029347
I just wanted to see how a lefty giving the "Canada doesn't belong to white people it's stolen native land" spiel reacts when a racist white dude can in fact trace some of his ancestry back to the stolen native land. I don't identify as native at all and have nothing to do with their culture, I just wanted to use facts to shut someone down.

>>74029318
Oh it's you again. Arn't you that loser who thinks he's a crusader? Remember we talked yesterday? You working class pleb, how much of your doll money do you have left until it's time to get another hand out?

>>74026653
why?

>>74029474
She'd probably go on about how that native blood is rapebaby blood or something like that.

>>74029498
/afr/ judging by our flags

>>74029466
I have pink nipples and brown eyes

Wat nou?

>>74029470
>supporting Europe more than the UK
You're still a cuck you faggot

>>74029426
That leaf is 1/16 native he's not "mixed"

>>74029583
You need both

>>74029466
I have brown eyes, but pink nips. What does it mean?

>>74029583
I have brown eyes and unibrow tendencies.

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>If I visited your profile but didn't leave message it doesn't mean I don't want to talk I'm just shy

lame

>>74029631
It means you are an Amerimutt, obviously.

>>74029639
Are you the NEET from a few threads ago?

>>74029466
Someone's spouting bollocks, see American flag. It all checks out.

Listen to me you mongrel mix of pure European, The blue eyed gene comes from a relatively small part of Europe, It's the Nords, Germanics and Slavs kind of.

>>74029476
Not a crusader I just really do not like Pakis

>>74029677
She's shy to tell you you're fucking ugly and boring, anon

>>74029677
I should leave a "if I viewed your profile and didn't send a message it's because I found you boring"

that'll get the women crawling to your inbox

>>74029717
>t. brown eyed shitskin
alri lad

>>74029039
What the fuck have I done wrong now...?

Who /pinkasshole/ here?

>>74029699
Yes

>>74029743
thx lithuania

>>74029720
You called me a Paki yesterday in the /fug/ thread too

>>74029775
How have you been since then? Still having issues with your job?

>>74029798
:)

>>74029743
3/4 of Europeans have brown eyes you retarded mogol.

>>74029835
nice memery, pal

it's the same loop

>>74029805
I don't post in those threads mate

>>74029860
lot of non whites in europe then

>>74029860
>tfw green eyes and pink nips
Feels good to be white ;)

>>74029860
maybe in great shitstain lmao

>>74029588
How? UK is shit. The welsh are all annoying dwarfs and no one can understand what they say because they talk strangely, Scottish are all cocaine addicted weirdos most of Ireland isn't even in the UK and England may as well just be America 2.0 at this point.

>>74029867
Well at least it hasn't gotten worse. Have you thought about making a profile for interpals yet?

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>>74029612
>1/16th
>not mixed

Huh?

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I have had good discussions only with men on this site, women are stupid

>>74030012
It other recent news, water is wet

>>74030012
its because you are ugly and they are busy talking to Chad. You are just someone they message whilst they wait for Chad to come online.

>>74029929
It's funny you think you are doing us whites a favour by speaking out about being white, but there's nothing that outstanding about you what so ever. You probably can't eat with adequate table manners, hold a conversation with any non-American or have any kind of European etiquette what so ever. Your entire personality is the product of Jew-made cartoons and TV shows in our Jewish test-tube made country that is America, so fuck off and dont make the rest of us look bad.

/peamaipmai
please any chad, she stopped answering me

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>>74030012
>>74030087

>>74029997
It's reached the point of insignificance. 1/16, 1/32 etc isn't mixed.

>>74030161
Maybe for an American...

>>74026613
That's a fantastic leg game

>>74030161
I hate America, starting to hate it more than Canada.

>>74030227
Thanks. This Mongrel is going around saying non blue eyes arn't white, as if an American knows anything about Geography. Fucking retards are so outspoken for not knowing jack shit.

>>74030227
You have to draw a line somewhere Albert. I'm the 1/4 Mexican guy and my eyes are blue
>>74030313
I'm not him

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>>74029929
>george costanza isn't considered white in america
WTF i hate america now!

>>74030415
He is jewish, of course he isn't white.

>>74030415
He is white please ignore this retard

>>74030313
t. brown eye
lmao you share an eye color with blacks, mexicans, asians
may as well be non white

why do you always have to ruin the thread

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TALK ABOUT INTERPALS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I hate chad.

>>74030673
My Brazilian qt stopped replying to me on Skype. It's time for me to suicide

>>74030673
I saw your mum's profile on there actually mate, thinking of sending her a message.
You don't have a problem with that do you?

>>74030701
I'm Brad (chad's older brother)

>>74030703
How far did you get with her?

>>74030732
go ahead, she'll probably ignore you just like every European girl you message.

>>74030746
We were sending non-lewd pictures, she was very insistent on me always sending more pictures. She pretty randomly stopped replying

>>74030806
I'll have her nudes by midnight :^)

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>>74027652
>>74027454
>>74027402
Yeah, she's not a Brazilian Anon in disguise, she's just an irl memelord. I was talking to her before she changed her profile picture, she's probably just overwhelmed with messages now she knows how much attention Pepe gets her.

She sent me this btw, out of my way betas

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>qt says I'm handsome from my profile pic
>asks for a selfie
>send one
>she sends a hug emoji and her selfie probably out of pity
>hasn't even read my last message

My profile pic must be very flattering pic of me

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STOP MESSAGING ME GAY MEN

>>74030847
Might just be busy mate, one time I fell asleep while still signed in on skype and my qt thought something was wrong

hopefully you aren't sperging out

>>74030920
I'm not I've left it. Hoping she just got busy

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>>74030900
She also sent me this, I'm guessing it was one of you folks

>>74030900
kek didn't someone call this girl out on being fake and they got blocked?

>>74030900
Isn't that one of her profile pics on interpals?

What in all seven seas of Hell is this general.

>>74031047
We shitpost about who is and isn't white

>>74031047
what /int/ was before it became /general/ central

>>74031040
As far as I can tell she's always wearing that top. She had a different profile pic wearing it and that's why I messaged her, but she probably had this picture ready to go anyway. She probably didn't take it just for my benefit but I can dream, right?

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>tfw me and my QT had seks over Skype for the first time
>tfw she almost said she loved me
>tfw she think that I'm too good for her
>tfw she calls me Daddy now
>tfw there's 200 other girls lined up behind her
>tfw no face

I didn't ask for this, this is too much. I think I'll delete all my social media and never talk to girls again

>some happa jap girl sent me a message
>block her

Not dealing with your broken English, BITCH.

>>74031318
How do you have seks over skype?

>>74031121
I can see why there was a schism to begin with.

I cant take being ignored anymore, I'm going to delete my profile and never post here again. Goodbye.

>>74031318
Got any more nudes to share?

>>74031391
my mom didn't reply to you did she? lmao paki bye bye

>>74031346
Masturbate together? That's about as close as it gets.

>T*rk girl keeps viewing me
No thanks

hi

>>74031391

t. Elliot Rodger

>>74031427
Wrong brit mate but no she didn't ;_;

>>74031427
the fuck are you on about you retard. You live in the land of niggers. Im white fuck off.

>>74031455
Hello English teacher.

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>>74031318
How do you find the time? This is already turning into a full time job. I've got my Russian qt gf and kind of want to get out the game now but I'm too weak to ignore these messages piling up

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>>74027459
I think that Korean we were talking about just deleted her profile.

>>74031537
She did, I was talking with her as well. Sadly ;;

>>74031466
Im so lonely :'(

>>74031537
The one I claimed to have nudes of?

>>74031481
You aren't being replied to because you have brown eyes.

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some of you are alright
don't go to interpals tomorrow

>>74031653
Nope.

>>74031687
I have green eyes tho?

>put in my profile that thailand is one of the places i want to go the most
>thai ugly girls start conversations asking why
>i reply "to fuck traps/sex tourism" all the time
its fun, you chads should do it

Literally no girl wants a slav. What a shit race to be.

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>>74031771

>>74031738
yikes cant even win while playing on easy mode you must be really sad.

>>74031715
Dont do it friend... you have so much to live for

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>>74031346
>he doesn't have a computer with a custom onahole

It's like you don't want to make it bruh

In all seriousness, you both film yourselves masturbating until you cum
>>74031392
I have some nudes on my phone from other roasties, so I'll post em here tomorrow. But I won't share this gook with you, sorry fellas, this one I'm keeping for me
>>74031498
At my peak I juggled 20 QTs a day. I've got 70 unread messages and I'm ignoring about 8 different girls on Skype, Whatsapp, Wechat and Kik

I'm not going to keep up with this bullshit. I'm going to weed out any girl that's not a 10/10 and be done with this crap

Don't give in to these sirens

>>74031826
im just ugly, eye color isn't everything...

Perhaps my eye colour looks bad on my pic and I need to change it..

>>74031969
>life will never be this easy

>>74031969
Are you a Chad?

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>>74031771
>>74031816
>>74032167
Tough luck fellas

You just gotta be more confident!
>>74032175
Why of course I am

>>74031969
thanks mate, when chad goes for uglier girls it gives us no hope. If Chad ignored and was harsh to girls like girls are to us then the world would be a comfier place.

You are a good man, and I love you.

>>74032236
link your profile?

>>74032236
Get the dutch girl posters boobies for us

>>74032287
Ludwig2-0

>>74032356
Is that proto-slavic that he has tatooed on his back? also
>not even a bio
It will never be this easy bros

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>>74032236
>>74032356
woah an actual chad
nice lad

>>74032356
>21 yo
the fuck, also, how tall are you?

>>74032666
its not me i just remembered his name, I jack off over him.

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>>74032263
I wasn't always a chad

About 4 years ago I was what you would call a fedora fag. I wore an actual fedora. And weighted about 120kg, Imagine how much female attention I've got back then
>>74032306
She doesn't wanna put out
>>74032431
Runes. It's from a language that has roots in Swahili, but I got some of those runes slightly restylized since they were already reminiscent of some other symbols I came into a contact with

It has it's disadvantages too brahs, and I'm no perfect
>>74032666
I'm a manlet at 6'0
Wish I was taller

Also my dick is average

>>74032731
I gotta start lifting. I already have a nice face.

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>>74032457
Tešik

>>74032731
>6'0
>tfw 5'8

I could do whatever I wanted and women would never give me a second glance

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>>74032731
at least im taller than you, manlet

>>74032805
Do it brah, I believe in you

>>74031969
>At my peak I juggled 20 QTs a day.
Fuck man. Do you do anything else with your life?

>>74032852
Thanks. Also do you consider 6'1" to be a manlet?

>>74031969
>I've got 70 unread messages and I'm ignoring about 8 different girls on Skype, Whatsapp, Wechat and Kik

.t my life

Except I'm trying to ignore everyone not just girls

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>created Interpals yesterday thinking I'd feel better about chatting to people that know the foreign language I want to learn
>spend every 5-10 minutes at work checking for views and messages.
>qts reply but I feel like they're not really interested.

>>74032834
Girls go for manlets too, just not as many

I won't tell you bullshit and say that it doesn't matter but you mustn't forget - options are more limited but you still have options
>>74032889
I work like three days, pocket about 10-15 thousand euro and chill for the next two-three months

So I have a lot of time to fuck around
>>74032894
Anyone taller than me is not a manlet

>>74032995
Are you bi?

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i really wish i wanted to kill myself more than i do right now.

kek why are all the american girl on this site obese with 10 chins? The jokes practically write themselves.

>>74033125
I'm whatever you want me to baby ;)

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>>74033178
I was just curious I don't want your slavic dicc

Remember to never be pussy whipped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LI8yb6ygTs

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>>74033080
>I work like three days, pocket about 10-15 thousand euro

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>>74033139
I wonder how they must feel now that they see that their race is the laziest, ugliest and fattest in the world

I bet they aren't used to not getting any attention

This fills my heart with happiness

>>74033080
>Girls go for manlets too
Yeah I don't have a huge problem getting girls but holy fuck I hate my height

I'm eating chicken noodle soup right now lads.

>>74032731
Do you think a looser like me could make it. Some quick things.

>I have a deformation on my face that needs surgery.
>I masturbate to my cousins facebook pictures, even though I dont have her as a friend because my whole family thinks im weird.
>I was bullied throughout school, mainly because of the way I look.
>I have a addiction to cuckold porn and female domination oriented scat porn.
>I have never had a job
>I have no friends
>I have no hobbies besides chess, which im bad at.
>I add random people on chess.com and steam begging them to talk to me.
>I add random people on steam telling them we use to be good friends just so they start talking to me.
>I like to shove carrots up my ass whilst masturbating.
>I like to eat my cum after I finish.
>I create hundres of catfish accounts not to troll girls but rather to talk to them.
>I create catfish accounts of girls to talk to horney guys when im lonely.

>>74033240

In that case, just meant that I was ignoring everyone from family to random people online.

>>74033375
I think you have a lot of issues to work out first

>>74026613
s00d?

>>74033290
That girl viewed me too and is exactly why I brought this up.

>>74033375
Only the first one is something that would stop you from making it.

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>>74033375
Mate, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>Chess
Drop that and you'll be problem free.

>>74033375
yeah you're fine, just set your search region to Thailand

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>>74033080
>I work like three days, pocket about 10-15 thousand euro and chill for the next two-three months

H-How?

>>74033375
So this is what has become of the great british empire

>>74033375
>>74033645
Oh yeah, and get the fuck off of my cycle route.

>>74033706
That's not the worst... trust me.

>>74033375
Fucking hell you need help son

>>74033375
>cuckold porn
This is unironically the worst thing here

>>74029225
:)

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>>74033313
Everybody nowadays is at least 7 feet tall, what could be considered average or tall several years ago is now considered short
>>74033375
>scars and deformations give you more character, depends on the severity of it
>stop watching hardcore porn, watch softcore for next few weeks - you can only cum to things to you yourself consider degenerate, and you just keep upping it every day (that's at least what I've been through, never got around to incest though)
>this should only give you more character - you will either become a punching bag or you'll bite through it and become a stronger man
>same as the second point
>find one then
>neither have I, but I like to tell myself that at least I have 4chan
>a man should have three stimuli in his life - psychical (lifting, running) intellectual (let's say chess for example) and creative (writing, playing instruments) - have all three and you'll be more contempt with your life


That's about as much as I can help you with

>>74033398
Please reply to me.

>>74033704
>>74033288
It has it's disadvantages too lads

My buttcheeks clench together anytime somebody knocks on my door or when I see a cop car stroll by

>>74034064
What shady shit are you doing anon?

>>74034064
I see, you are a male prostitute!

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>>74033992
>pic related

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>>74034064

>>74034064
Are you a hitman or something?

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>>74034109
I don't think I'm feminine enough to be a fucktoy
>>74034107
>>74034133
>>74034137
Gentlemen please, do not bully me, you know that if I was what you suspect me to be I wouldn't be able to tell you anyways

I've got in trouble for running my mouth before

>>74034114
>6'2/6'3
I-I-I'm h-happy with the w-way I a-am

>>74034114
>not even 6 feet
w-we're all gonna make it, r-right?

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>>74034242
Wasn't bulling you. You're still cool in my book Ludwig. I just like posting Tony.


Anyway, goodnight everyone.

>>74034365
I am going to steal your asian qt's while you are sleeping

>>74033375
Like the memoir guy on /lit/, or Brandon on /fa/ and /soc/, I have enormous difficulty telling if this is a dedicated troll or genuine. It seems too much effort to be trolling, but just too bizarre to be real. Truth is stranger than fiction though, right?

>>74034365
Goodnight Anon, I'm going to sleep as well

why are western girls such ignorant cows on this site? wanted to learn unironically French a little for the last weeks but I eventually gave up and rather chat with girls from some 2nd world countries

>>74034513
Come one, IP is just dating site with camouflage

>>74034019
Replied

>>74034553
I WONT TO LERN LANGUAGE, DON@T TALK TO ME FOR FLIRT OR SEKS

>>74034630
Chad: hey you look pretty good

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cute/10?

>>74034738
Ahmed is that you again? She looks about 13

>>74034738
I am callling

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>>74034765
>>74034798
After some research, she checks out.

G O O D T O G O

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>>74034477
This is just one partion, my file system is very bad so I have everything mixed up. As you see I have the submissive cuckold collection, bitches-feet.com collection, young goodess, and russian mistress collection.

I also have Yapoos market, cuckold session (170 videos), make him cuckold, and some other cuckolding stuff else where but my file management is very bad.

All together I probably have about 1tb of cuckold porn saved

>>74034915
lad, I am not trying to insult you, but you really need some professional help.

>>74034915
so you would like it if I stole every woman that messaged you, right?

link their profiles here, cuck

>>74034915

Them random

>Logan
>maps
>The Last Picture
>Tv shows

folders

What kind of tv shows are in there senpai ?

>>74034915
You're disgusting

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>>74034798
What are you talking about Latvia... g-g-get away!

>she posts hi in your wall

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>>74034915
Nottingham Friendo, is that you?

>>74035033
JUST TV SHOWS, I-I-I S-SWEAR

>>74034738

Child

>>74033375
Hey you won that match so you cant be that bad at chess. Let's play again sometime.

>>74035282
You sir are fake news!

>>74035033
The tv shows I have saved at the moment are:

Black mirror,
Band of brothers
Carlos
Cyberwar
Hannibal
Horrible Histories
Lost
National Geographic Drugs
Planet Earth 2
Seinfiel
Sons of Anarchy
Taboo
The IT crowd
True Detective
Utopia
The grand tour
Fresh meat
Mr Robot,
The X:Files

And Your the Worst, but only for the cuckold scene in that one episode.

I have way more anime

And a bunch of other femdom porn is on there.

>>74035152
Yes, but I dont enjoy this. If I delete it I will spend hours trying to find it and download it again. Im seriously considering taking my own life because of this addiction.

>>74035012
No, I hate this. When a girl responds its one thing that makes me forget everything else. Once I spoke to a girl every day for a week and I didn't masturbate for that week and it was the best week of my life.

>>74035338
You're taste in TV is certainly better than your taste in porn

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>>74035338
OH SHIT! Friend, you've got to stop this. Let us help. Hit me up with that Chess.

>>74035338
What would you recommend ?
To be honest I don't want to watch Mr Robot ever so not that please.
And watched the X files of course and band of brothers and sons of anrachy


>>74035389
this

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I want to remember this guy

>>74026613
wow

>>74035393
I will do tomorrow, I am to tired now and must go to bed soon.

>>74035521
I recommend true detective, the first season is the best season ever of any TV show. The lead actors are Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson so you know its going to be good. If you don't fancy a Detective type tv show I recommend the Sopranos if you have never watched it, there is a reason so many people love it. Seriously one of the best shows ever made. I use to binge watch 10 episodes a day the first time I watched it.

>>74034915
>>74035338
Thanks for sharing in such exquisite depth but actually the bits I found most incredible were things like the face surgery and the constant declarations of your intention to find a pure Nordic wife. If you're for real please reevaluate your life; if it's all a subtle troll, likewise.

>>74035659
Good stuff

>>74035679
Thanks, I'm going to go now. I might not post here again and if I do you might not know it was me. Its been fun talking to you all, but i need to stop before that Canadian finds out my cousin and starts messaging her or something.

My life has been bad up until this point, and I don't want to make it anymore worse because of some stupid 4chan posts.

>>74035960
Don't go britbro I need other TV recommendations

>>74035659

That's senpai

I actually have it downloaded just never watched it yet.

>>74036141
Can I eat your anus?

>>74028504
Just say you set it like without thinking a long time ago and forgot about it.

>>74027177
It all comes down to whether Fedoralord is lucky and hits an important vein or whatever in the first swing. If he doesn't manage, it's lights out for him.

>>74036233

w-what ?

>>74036003
well I watch more films than TV shows, some films I recommend:

>Chungking Express-
I really enjoyed this films first half, I watch scenes from this film all the time because it is beautiful. The sound and visuals are beautiful and its made by the same guy who made in the mood for love, but I preferd this.

>Sympathy for Mr Vengeance,
This is a brutal south Korean movie, they do something and then someone tries to get revenge. It is part of the same triology as oldboy which is also amazing. The MCs sister is dying and they must find funds to pay for her and they meet some really fucked up people its really sad.

>Come and See
This is a Russian movie and its really fucked up, I love this movie, there is a very beautiful blond girl in it but yeah its really sad, I don't want to give much away so you will have to watch it.

>The Raid
This movie is perfect for a day when you cant be bothered listening to people dribble on there is very little dialog and most of it is fighting. Perhaps its one of the best action movies ever.

>John woo: The Killer and Hard boiled
Its hard to say which I like more, both are Chineses and are brilliant. They are action movies and probably the best I have ever watched, I am not good at expaling these things, im sure if I peak your interest you can watch them or look out for reviews.

>Le Samourai
This is a French movie and I wish I was as alpha as this guy, absolute fucking alpha.Its about a french assian, unfortunately if you tried to dress like him now you would look like a retard. It is really slow paced and mysterious though so you have to be in the mood.

>Army of Shadows
Same director as the previous movie, its slow placed and shows the French resistant force, its not action like and it shows really how fucked up war is. I think it is very realistic and I loved it.

>>74036488
Can. I. Eat. Your. Anus.

>>74036520
How much are you willing to pay to do that ?