english roses edition
maisie
*fucks you*
Fistr 1
Blue skies today
I'm smiling and smoking a ciggie and I've found employment :)))
> pass user btw
>pass
heem yourself
>>74019346
*gathers the hounds*
*mounts my horse*
*whistles to begin the chase*
Love this holiday
This looks like it would be perfect for my wife's son!
*crashes a plane into this thread*
nth for large scale organic chemistry
that's a big plane
my onions have sprouted
>>74019463
*fiddles with every knob while you're out of the room*
wow leaf, a woman's face. fascinating
unironically might do a recreational k-hole
>>74019463
umm, pretty sure large scale would be 10,000 litre reaction vessels m80... nice try tho
>>74019479
Ahh yes the "I'll whitewash my face to cover the flaws in my skin and nose" gimmick
Genuinely believe they're completely unaware that all men know exactly what their doing
>>74019346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFQnL9erT9o
tune
wonder when the third world is going to come knocking
unironically might recreationally give myself irreparable brain damage for a fleeting moment of happiness
>he doesn't have a pass
>>74019533
>implying men don't fall for it
>>74019293
I'd shag him right now to be honest
List of common captcha words:
>Calle
>Villa
>Chemin
>Avenida
any more to add to the list?
>>74019562
They don't
>Ahh yes the "I'll whitewash my face to cover the flaws in my skin and nose" gimmick
>Genuinely believe they're completely unaware that all men know exactly what their doing
>brain flooded with serotonin
Just wanna cuddle tbqhwy
>>74019566
most disgusting comment I've read on here
>>74019511
When you're doing bench top chemistry 100 L is big scale
So fuck off you little rodent
>>74019567
frei
public
>>74019543
*knocks*
gib gibs pls
>legacy captcha
>>74019567
Straßen
School
I hate STRAIGHTS
>wanting women to not wear makeup
Most women past the age of 21 have awful skin quality.
Pardon the 'dora but they are meant to begin breeding long before that
Bristol is the without a doubt the COAT of the UK
>using legacy captcha
surest sign of a runt.
the images are p easy
>>74019618
They have awful skin BECAUSE of makeup
And spending too long in the sun
just got home from work
have to leave again in less than 14 hours
>>74019644
Oh, I beg to disagree
>>74019618
they only have poor skin quality due to excessive makeup use
my mum's almost 50 and has never worn makeup and her skin's great
if she dyed her hair to hide the greys she'd look at least 20 years younger
how do I get an older/MILF gf lads?
>>74019591
yeah, big scale... for a bench top
ex is visiting berlin
having a panic attack brb
>>74019618
They all have awful skin because they wear make up all the time
>>74019658
Wish posters like you would recognise your privilege
>>74019625
crappest of all time?
;P
>>74019625
crappest of all time?
>>74019463
good lad
>>74019644
>click all images
shan't
>>74019658
oh poor you
ungrateful twat
how do I get a FtM gf?
interview tomorrow
>>74019664
by being 190cm and handsome like the man you just posted
>>74019693
>gf
Singles I revise and do well in my exams
Dubs I shitpost on the 'chon
>>74019661
it's on buses just now and it has literally never been quicker
>>74019663
I'd ride ur ma 2bh
you were sitting home watching your t.v. while I was participating in some anarchy
>>74019693
(male) or (female)?
>>74019664
lurk around bingo halls
when you spot the one you want, don't let her out of your sight
hunt like a hawk
>>74019683
>>74019684
magic
>>74019666
This project is going to plant on a 11 kg scale next month so back the fuck off???!!!?!!?
Does masterrunt actually think he's handsome?
you were at home watching your crops while I was participating in some archery
>tfw had a super sexy gf in high school because she had bad acne and low self esteem because of it
10/10 tall with big tits and a nice bum besides that, plus the acne went away by final year
>>74019644
it would be easy if it actually worked properly and didnt arbitrarily decide you failed when you did exactly what it said
it's only good for phoneposting
>anon. i'm on the blob, but you can stick it in my anus if you like
>>74019674
>>74019690
dumb neet scum get off your fucking arses
>>74019748
How many shags did you get in?
>>74019723
well he's never posted his face so who knows
>>74019723
I've seen his pic on r9k
He looks like a baby face and has droopy eyes
>>74019763
*gets my benis in period blood*
>>74019773
This is him
>>74019763
dont you dare call it an 'anus' ever again, you're not a doctor
>>74019795
state of that kitchen lmao
>>74019770
Loads, we dated for like 2 years
Honestly the hottest girl I've ever been close to and I still think about her all the time
We ended up breaking up because we went to different unis across the country
>>74019773
I know for a FACT he's ugly because of his personality and obsession with his height
t. fellow ugly lanklet
I put lemon juice in my hair for scalp health
>>74019795
That's not him, it's some yank who posted this a while back
>>74019783
Baby faced guys always have bad eye areas.
For the infraorbital rims to develop properly, large amounts of androgen exposure during puberty are required.
It's also why people from the 3rd world, who are more neotonous due to poor nutrition, tend to have massive undereye hollows.
>>74019830
When will you learn?
I rub mayonnaise into my chest because I'm mentally ill
cold out
think im going bald lads
everytime i brush my hair or have a shower i see like 50 hairs fall out, sometimes more
>>74019855
English please, intelligent black man
>>74019860
Moot is handsome though
>>74019826
Well sounds like you had a good adolescence.
I missed out on dating in hs
>>74019876
enfield service station?
>>74019773
Fuck off newfag
Mommy makes my pee pee feel funny....
>>74019855
wew another good post
>>74019878
>>74019887
The pic was unrelated i just wanted to post it
Want to live the life of a spacker for a bit, like playing dungeons and dragons and all that, see what it's like.
Is it unusual to have never in my life used a swimming cap??
this is 190cm, he posted his pic here about 2 years ago
>>74019878
if you're good looking you can do a buzzcut easy
>>74019878
throw some lemon juice on it mate
>>74019885
Basically, looks are less genetically derived than people think.
From a Darwinian perspective, the developmental component to adult good looks lends credence to epigenetic theories.
Genuinely pathetic.
>>74019931
I wish I could play D&D but idk anyone who would want to play as well
>>74019404
But you lost God....
>>74019978
Is this why in old pictures, people were always homelier in the past
>>74019974
no put bio oil like tim does
>>74019878
>>74019964
don't say that, i'm still in denial
haven't noticed my hairline receding yet but it's kind of hard to tell because it's naturally pretty far back.
>>74019995
Just play it over the internet.
>>74019961
Prime chico was magnificent. He's done though. Baby faced guys have a very narrow window.
And his wife is fugly by male model standards.
>>74019978
Still think it's vastly genetic though
You could have beautiful skin and facial symmetry but if you've got a big hook nose and shitty jaw, then you're fucked regardless
>>74019995
I wanna play
>>74020035
That sounds SHITE. Playing with strangers?
Always get a buzzcut/skinfade and I want to grow it out but no idea what to get when it's longer
>>74020067
Short back and sides mate
>>74020035
I know of Roll20 I think it's called
I tried playing once with /th/ but didn't know what I was doing so they kicked me from the game
Idk where to find other novices but an experienced DM
>>74020009
Attractiveness has so much to do with health.
Our eyes, skin, hair, teeth and muscularity bare the marks of our living conditions.
It's why athletes always have a relatively high baseline level of good looks before the anxiety taxes them to an early aesthetic grave.
Even Zayn can't escape the uglifying effects of exhaustion. See his fluid filled undereye.
rains comin' in. yup
>>74020136
Would rather have a novice DM who's just naturally good at improv and has charisma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b9zfw3Jhv8
>>74020064
Most of the fun seems to be just hanging out with some mates and role playing
The only people I know who play shit similar to this play the Magic card game
Idk any tabletop players
Even warhammer I never play anymore since they closed the Games Workshop in my town
think this ethiopian lad is bullshitting but i don't know enough about the topic to disprove him
hrm
>Someone on /brit/ called me Rasheed
>I'm actually a Turkish Cypriot
>>74020168
been a lovely day here, getting a bit cloudy now though.
>>74020192
Only one Games Workshop here and I have never seen more than 2 people in it.
I had a million dollars but I spent it all
What did she mean by this??
>>74019783
pic
>>74020026
remember to check your crown area; if you run your hand through it, thin hair will feel somewhat flat
>>74020234
Pic
>>74020210
He's a nigger yank. He knows nothing.
>>74020192
We've got a huge place here for people to play traditional games.
It's all warhammer and those stupid card games. No board games or DnD players to be found.
My hair is thick as fuck. Can barely run my hand through it after a shower. Barber often remarks on it because even his shaver struggles with it in places.
Got a shit haircut though lmao.
>>74020144
Are you some sort of mad eugenics scientist?
Is that why you're in Ethiopia, no laws against human experimentation
>>74020045
A hook nose and shitty jaw can also come from poor development.
Some Orthodontic research suggests recession in the lower third can be caused by poor use of the jaw muscles in childhood. Not to mention, the stature of the lower 3rd (a primary contributor to male beauty) is an androgenic effect of GH exposure in puberty.
Also, hollow cheeks can be created by mastication induced enlargement of muscles in the midface and mandible
See: this incredibly gay pic of me clenching my jaw. I had no definition in my face last year.
6 hours to write 1000 words on globalisation
Do women wear makeup every fucking day?
>>74020273
DnD players are at a mate's house, stocked up on food and drink.
>>74020215
Cyprus is Greek you fucking roach
I've got a dalmation and I can still get high
>>74020321
idk
My parent's and my car were in at the garage today and we got a Zafira from the garage for the day
Holy fuck, how do people unironically drive these things? Admittedly it's an old one with 100k+ miles, but it felt like a blancmange round even a slight bend and the gearbox was pure cancer. Even if it were new it would still be shit, finding cogs was nearly impossible. I only drove it a few miles and it gave me cancer
>>74020273
Yea that basically the same scene here
I like warhammer and have a couple armies but I want to play tabletop
Only time I ever do is with my younger brother but he usually wants to play Catan or Risk or something basic like that
My friends have zero interest in any tabletop games, it's only video games for them
>>74020260
This. And I'm literally hopped up on amphetamines atm
>>74020316
just pull a big quote from the unabomber manifesto
>>74020316
Just outsource it lad.
>>74020315
Pics of bathroom
>>74020300
turkroach
That nigger has diarrhea paki skin and the face of a woman. What the fuck.
>>74020315
You look like an anime drawing of yourself
>>74020315
why dont you just get buccal fat removal
>>74020378
Irish desu. Practically translucent.
>>74020340
I agree, North Cyprus isn't however
>>74020315
That bathroom is bigger than most British houses
Maya Jama
>>74020315
this is true
you're meant to have your tongue on the roof of your mouth 99% of the time
>>74020315
alri michael
Fun fact: when she dies Canada, Australia and NZ will all have referendum on whether to keep the monarchy
>The Latest: French Election
>A prominent Israeli opposition lawmaker is urging French voters to back centrist presidential candidate Emmanuel Macron in the May 7 runoff election, calling far-right contender Marine Le Pen "dangerous."
>>74020408
I'm fat and can balance a marble in my cheek when my head is tilted.
By the time I drop another 15 lbs I'll have properly hollow cheeks
>>74020351
Do any of them play strategy games, like Civ or the Paradox stuff? Or even anything turn based like xcom. Should be pretty easy to get them into playing some interesting board games if they do.
>>74020331
We play board games at my house, I haven't played DnD for over a decade though.
>>74020465
And Canada & Aus will vote to keep it
Fuck NZ
>>74020465
That's not how monarchies work. You don't vote for them, they rule you.
>>74020476
>far right
>literally the only far right policy she has is immigration
>>74020321
Most days yeah
I've noticed a big change in my face since I've started working out
I look at my high school grad pic compared to now and there's a big difference
>>74020372
I'll order you a dominos and transfer an additional £30 sterling upon completion if you fancy doing it
>>74020476
listen to this man
we dont want another holocaust
>>74020510
for you
>>74020382
Ye, doesn't mean I can't luv meself tho :3
>>74020499
OY VEY GOY SHE'S LADY HITLER
>>74020465
Canada won't honestly
Maybe if Australia votes to leave we might have one
The lads
>>74020476
FUGGEN JUDEN
SEIG HEIL
>>74020513
I meant to India or somewhere. I don't need the money or the pizza.
ooh factorio's updated to the latest patch
interviewing someone for a job tomorrow and i'm a massive autist. definitely going to do something comical
Going to the shop, anyone want anything? x
>>74020416
Wrong, rightful Greek clay
>>74020413
Stronk Celtic genes
>>74020510
Keep at it.
If you're white and have a decent lower 3rd it's virtually impossible to be unattractive when fit as fuck
>>74020582
Some thing
>>74020565
papa johns then
>>74020494
No chance we'd stand in the way of their self determination
>>74020582
a will to continue living
wish i wasn't skinnyfat
>>74020591
It's relative mate. He's surrounded by white people so that's the standard of beauty.
>>74020487
Yea that's mostly all I play in PC
They all play console only and I'm not really a big "gamer"
Honestly I think I'm at the point where I don't really like any of my friends but still hang out with them because I'd have none otherwise.
>>74020582
I need a red bell pepper and some onions thanks.
>>74020465
glad to see they live in democracies
shame we cant have one too
>>74020582
anything, everything, something and nothing
COULDA JUST SLAPPED MAN
BUT HE WANTED IT FURTHER
BATMAN
DUH NUH NUH DUH NUH
>>74020582
20 Marlboro reds
>>74020655
>Bell pepper
FOY
>>74020582
10g of amberleaf please mate
>>74020623
Join a climbing gym
wtf should i cook for supper???
listening to some aj tracey
don't do any exercise whatsoever and still got a well defined face
>>74020694
What am I supposed to call them?
>>74020713
It's the black turtleneck
Might buy one
>>74020722
Certainly not capsicum
Turtlemong. post bum xxx
>>74019367
Люблю ли я єё? Чёpт, дa!
Reckon Woolworths will make a comeback but it will be no different from a Home Bargains or B&M Store
>>74020694
all types are called bell peppers here, yanks call it capcisum
>>74020633
I was just being unclear.
Non-whites have had a stratification of unattractive traits within populations due either to evolutionary pressures or cultural practices.
Europeanization of a face as a contributor to facial harmony is not racist science. Whites and healthy caucasoid individuals are, on average, more attractive.
>>74020790
reckon it won't because it's gone
>>74020706
cba, don't have the money or energy
>>74020756
got a big pimple on it so I think not
Ahahhahaha what the fuck
The Ethiopian looks like an animu girl
Ahahahaha I'm rolling
>>74020817
still exists in australia and nz I think
Ayyyy lmao
First Class must be mint
LOL
Why are white bois so pathetic
>>74020794
Yeah i know but he's only more attractive to non-whites. He lives in a majority white country so that's the standard. It might seem like he's handsome as fuck to you, but to other whites he might just be average
>>74020839
OY VEY
>>74020831
Leave him alone or I'll fucking body you
>>74020744
>£100 for a doll with a m-16
>>74020879
Will you fuck
>>74020897
It's a cultural heritage
>>74020679
Not sure what angle you're going for here but fuck off
Something bout those little pills unreal the thrills they yield
>>74020837
>>74020817
just learnt they are completely separate and had nothing to do with each other
something in the news about a shock return though
howling at this image
>>74020858
>hitting a special needs kid
Nigger
For example, the breadth of Che's nose is beyond his inner canthus (where you tear from).
This is a decidedly unattractive trait common to people with broad noses, itself a trait largely confined to West Africa and East Asia.
>>74020744
Do you reckon Gerry hot glued his?
>>74020924
They KILL A MILLYUN BRAIN cells.
WHERE is the picture of the ethiopian everyones talking about
>>74020918
Yes, but for £100..., it's better to buy a IRA uniform
>>74020961
Did a chuckle at the thought
Just stopped taking yokes due to the depression it gives you for a month or so afterward
>>74020956
>wearing a suit
wtf i hate che now
>>74020983
here champ >>74020315
>>74020989
£100 isn't the equivalent of a monthly salary like in brazil though la'
>>74020956
What r u on about
who thinks about all this shit
Doing a thing
Wiggiling my ding
>>74020992
Have you tried any of those supplements like 5htp the yanks love
>"One drop rule, monkey boy"
>>74021034
>>74021032
I'm mentally ill
>>74021025
You look weird bruh>>74020315
>>74020449
why
>>74021067
Ireland is hot :3
>>74021068
No lad but I'll look into it, usually just give myself a dose of the old zinc, vitamin D and magnesium
>>74021070
hello nigger
>>74021029
nah, it's £210 the minimun here (in some places it's £300)
think the bollock busting is finally taking its toll
Sometimes I think I'm the only person in the world that didn't think Kingsman was a good film
>>74021070
Nigger
>>74021134
I enjoyed it
maybe you're just a contrarian
I like the Ethiopian poster but I burst into hysterics upon seeing his face and that ridiculous pose
Pretty fucking stupid thing to think.
she wore scarlet bagonias tucked into her curls
HOW can you like the ethiopian and dislike the Algerian
Clearly the Algerian is the superior african poster
>>74021161
He looks like an ugly jojo character but wearing loads and loads of banana oil
>Nigger
>>74021134
This movie is just garbage
>>74020956
Yeah but he's a very handsome chap so explain that to me
>>74021196
Algerian is mean
>>74021098
helps support facial development
>>74021067
iraqis aren't that pale
>>74019543
>aspiring to never earn over £21k
ah yes... VERY impressive
>>74021161
He looks like transition stage between black and white Jacko.
can't think of anything bad about the ethiopian poster
le pen won't win
>>74021223
Or she moves abroad with her handsome boyfriend and they never come back so HMRC never get them
>>74021197
Sorry mate not a gay fag so can't relate to ur Chinese cartoons
>>74021196
Ethiopian is sound and smart
Algeria is a pathetic runt spending all his time "dating" prostitutes instead of starting a family.
>not listening to Ethiopian Jazz
>>74021246
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
>>74021098
Not doing so can relieve what is a healthy uoward pressure on the large bones of the midface, the maxilla, causing recession and downward growth of the face.
>>74020351
what armies
t. chaos spess mehrins
>>74021258
Clint Eastwood
>>74021246
>>74021134
Stop trying to drag /heem/ memes here you insufferable cunt
>>74021206
His nose is a flaw, not a deal breaker
Business Idea
Listening to the Oxford spotify playlist in an attempt to boost my cognitive abilities for the purposes of writing my ridiculous humanities assignment for my subpar ex-poly university
>>74021306
Not even 2bh
Pretty standard Latino nose, strong attractive features
>>74021196
Ethiopian is sound
Algerian is a bumboy
>>74021355
Lad he looks like a fucking tinker
>>74021338
What's the assignment.
>>74021290
A large orc army (most of which I bought in bulk off eBay for cheap)
Guardsmen and a chaos army
i have a small dark elder force but never got to use it yet
>>74021304
oh FUCK off
>>74021372
>>74021265
wtf i hate the algerian and love the ethiopian now
confirmation bias etc.
ched evans
>>74021399
he's a good lad
can brendan cox just piss off already
had ENOUGH of his mourning shite on the news
>>74021255
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/feb/12/student-loans-we-will-trace-prosecute-borrowers-dont-pay
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3442862/Graduates-abroad-avoid-paying-student-loans-tracked-debt-collectors-legal-clampdown.html
might do a cheeky snitch
Used to laugh at my cousin because he went to an ex poly and dropped out but now he earns twice as much money as me haha
do they have cinemas in ethiopi
I don't like the ethiopian.
>>74021355
The nose should have a high bridge beginning at the nasion (uppermost part of the splanchocranium, the skelrton of the face) and the outer edge of the nostrils should not extend beyond the innermost part of the eyes.
How many genders are there?
>>74021377
faux magazine article on globalization
>>74021398
Fuck off you aren't a psychologist you headcase
>>74021468
Get help you evil cunt
>>74021425
*drops toast on the floor*
>this isn't what Jo would have wanted
>>74021381
they stopped us using the tables at the GW here too
started collecting over 7 years ago and now have far too much, it's embarrassing
>>74021461
32 it seems
>>74021399
What's Jess Ennis going to say?
>>74021450
What do you make of smaller hooked noses like the one on the left?
>>74021450
do you live in a gated community
This is the problem with flags.
I just want to contribute, but they become a defacto trip when sufficiently rare.
Sorry if I'm being annoying and thanks for not chasing me off.
>>74021464
Fuck me, how did I end up replying to you again.
>>74021461
As many as there are people
>>74021508
doesn't matter
she is a woman so her opinion isn't relevant
>>74021481
good post, he really is evil
>>74021508
hope ched smashes her
Those Macronites in London driving me to the murderous desire to kill them and all like them.
>>74021525
You talk about the same two subjects every time, we'd always know it was you.
>>74021481
Nice projection d00d total confirmation bias d00d you secretly have an Oedipus complex D00D
>>74021518
In females, causes of dorsal humps differ from male causes.
My knowledge on this subject ends there
>>74021525
post Ethiopian qts
>>74021525
Get a British proxy
what happened to beto and icelad? not seen them on lately
dunno if i'm just posting at different times though
>>74021581
>Macronites
he literally has no ideological distinction about him. he's the embodiment of your run-of-the-mill elitist neoliberal tosser.
Miss me yet?
>>74021527
because you care
>>74021628
>>74021265
>instead of starting a family.
wannabe normoid
>>74021626
Iain Dale said just that.
>>74021498
Same with me honestly
I could do with selling the majority of mine since most of them are ugly and I didn't put a lot of time into painting them
I might try to sell all my armies and just keep my Chaos and Dark Eldar plus small bits from the guards and orcs that I spent a lot of time painting
This video really, really made me think. I'm being genuine here, this video is a playing thinker. I think I became a proffessor after watching this, this video is just so think-making and you think really hard after watching it.
>>74021518
That's a Roman nose, not hooked.
>>74021712
i hand painted and repainted all of mine since I was 13 so im a little attached to them, dont reckon ill be selling all of them soon
used to have a mate with an army as big as mine but he's gone now
gays