comfy edition
RIP J Cox
anime
>>74017068
>lemon jelly
AAAAAAAAAA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DEqvIk__vk
still no tights smoker gf
The 'ceps sub-edition
Fuck white people
might do a read of this
>>74017122
remember that time the BBC absolutely BTFO weebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0
That isn't comfy at all, what if you saw the Sillouette of a man with an axe approaching in the distance
dont feel very comfy
>>74017185
Delete this i'm dying miself for a cigarette
if I caught my hypothetical gf cheating I'd want to kill her but at the same time I'd cheat on my hypothetical gf and sleep with a lass that has a bf
Latin women desu
most shameful thing you've ever done lads?
>spent all my pocket money buying crazy frog ringtones growing up
why is /cric/ so bad?
Joke ox
proud of my phimotic willy
>>74017230
last time I checked this was a gay board
>>74017230
i like this woman and would like to do a sex with her
>>74017246
never felt more shame in my life than after I spunked with a prozzy
>>74017185
pic has me drooling like a starving hound
is this the pinnacle of gamekino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrV2KBuUpxo
This "Lemon jelly" track is perfect.
Thanks
Thinking of doing a reverse-thailad and settling with the scot protogf. She's just a charming woman and so typically british that I won't even need to shitpost here to get my dose of brit batz. Her name is even Brown.
Wish I lived back in the early 1900s when the roads were really big and white countries existed.
>>74017246
not getting this one out of me gchq
>>74017288
Check again
>>74017297
Same
>>74017230
>>74017230
HJAY
HJAY
>>74017289
Don't get it
imagine is Pengest Munch was a paki
>>74017348
Christ. New goal gf
>>74017246
stole £20 out my mums purse every weekend for like 3 years
>>74017324
try the latest FF or witcher in 4k
>Excuse me baldy little girl, how tall are you?
>actually, I'm male and 5 feet and 8 inches "tall"
>>74017185
Lovely
>>74017384
>black
Ooh sorry champ
>>74017196
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHHAHA. Holy fuck. It is true, I have always said there is a direct connection between chinese cartoon shit and legitimate clinical autism.
>It's my autistic sons safe space
What do the autistic weebs here thing of this vid? Some of you legitimately argue it's a hobby like any other
HEY JOEY JO JO
>>74017196
lemon juice in my hair
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-39693361
how do you accrue 500 bottles of piss when you literally live in a toilet
>>74017196
>>74016961
the comments on this are actually really depressing
i feel for people who get this angry over such irrelevant little things
it doesn't seem like an amazing show but it seems somewhat entertaining, and it's not like its this mad propaganda anti white thing like everyone's saying
Britain is a fucking WHITE COUNTRY
>>74017431
Why? You're not fair haired
>>74017415
Haha true true lad epic bantz m8 10/10 hahaha
>>74017246
spent all my money on a jukebox to play that Ozone song ' MAYA HEEEE MAYA HOOO'
>>74017431
Why
don't understand people who smoke
I always wanted to be a doctor but I was too impatient.
>>74017418
I know.
>>74017485
because it masks his rancid smell
>5'8
>>74017501
Start smoking and come back to us
>>74017512
What age do most Ethiopians get married?
hmmm
yes
>>74017544
>Start smoking and come back to us
tried it and didn't like it
>New: The chase
Ah yes
>>74017553
Cus u a lil bitch lmao fuck u
5ft8 is actually only an inch shorter than average
>>74017431
dream bf
>>74017501
mong with no empathy
>>74017503
brainlet
>>74017526
bully
>>74017325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxku_vfh79w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAoDdVvfuqo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcmEfTVIsDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5l6Yz5QyV4
Mandalay and Portishead's first two albums.
>Hello women, may I ask what your ideal man looks like?
>Yeah, he's bald, has shit-coloured skin, has a face like a goblin and is a towering 5'8"
>>74017575
oh calm down
>>74017579
>empathy
is a spook
>>74017544
Depends on class and gender. Males, early to mid 30s.
I'll probably never marry
*scrapes myself on the pavement*
*cries*
>>74017467
>ah the old north-american gimmick of laconic racist statements as a proxy for virility (despite america being the most tolerant, creative and progressive country in the last 200 years).
Except here it's the fat nerd from south park mimicking a racist american mimicking virility. The proxy of a proxy. It's just grim. I'm out of here.
What's your guilty pleasure lads?
I fucking love New Girl and have a massive crush on Jess. Would never tell anyone though
5ft8 is a normal height, 5ft7 is the manlet cutoff
>Haha true true lad epic bantz m8 10/10 hahaha
>>74017431
trying to get blonde hair phimo?
>>74017501
they're trying to be morrissey or a neo-noir detective or some bollocks like that hahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rayxew89NyE
woah...
>>74017472
>>74017485
scalp health
>>74017568
Good lad
>>74017608
don't have one
>>74017431
got some nigel farage eyes going on
>>74017583
Appreciate the effort, but can you post track names. Youtube loads immediately on 4G and eats up data which I load by scratch cards.
the gf & me
>>74017035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB7IAXrCkO8
>>74017552
TAAAKKKEEE ONNNNN MEEEEEE TAAAAKKEEE MEEEE ONNNN
>>74017653
Then why reply?
>Yes.
>>74017464
if the BBC made a show about a group of white men moving in to an all black neighborhood with the sole purpose of fucking the black women there. Narrating about how easy black women are to have sex with as a white man, and it was supposed to be a light hearted comedy. There would be an absolute uproar. It's just more heavily biased media promoting the BBCs obvious political agenda. Disgusting television, the BBC are racists with heavy double standards when it comes to the content they fund and broadcast.
If you can't see it, you're dumb af
>I AM NOT A SHITSKIN
>REEEE DONT BE MEAN TO NON-WHITES
>*bes 5'8"*
>>74017692
>>74017552
terrible, just terrible
>>74017616
Yeah and that's in your nordic shithole where people are taller. Globally it's really an okay height. Not 'tall' by any means just okay. Reason why I never really thought of it and cannot really get into your 'banter'. But you seem to be having a good online time so I'm all for it.
Cooking potato waffles in the toaster haha
5'
8"
>>74017765
Stfu manlet ass nigga I could pick u up and put u in my pocket busta MF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw
tune
>>74017634
definitely voting for are farron now
hate this shite
*gives the poster above a whiff*
*pukes on the poster below*
>>74017765
HE'S BLOWN A (albeit small) GASKET
A plumber?
Do you guys consider the lead singer of Keane to be handsome?
>5'8
Business idea: Sell novelty glasses door to door at council estates
Do you guys consider 5'8" an acceptable height?
Scuse me lads, can one you get me an egg from the top shelf in the fridge? You see, I cannot reach it as I am the global average height of 5'8"
>>74017744
>implying anyone would want to look like a cadaver
>implying nordic fags don't spend billions annually to have my beautiful natural berber skin tone
>implying being tanned is not a symbol of status among nordic populations (donald trump, every movie star ever)
Try harder little lad
haha he gets so mad
>G-GUYS IM TOTALLY LEAVING THIS TIME
>tiny little paki men
>5'8"
why are we saying 5'8"?
>>74017671
just copy–past the links into a notepad and wait until back at a p.c.
ah, fuck it.
Go to discogs to check Mandalay, Portishead, "Sometimes" by Les Rhythmes Digitales,
"Sparks" by Royksopp, Melody A.M. is a very good chilled album whatever track one choses.
I've others but those are just what firstly came to my mind.
tracklists from these 2 that I own and listened to
https://www.discogs.com/Various-Chilled-Ibiza/release/70658
https://www.discogs.com/Various-Chilled-Ibiza-II/release/70983
Hello lads, I am five feet and eight inches in height. I also have poo skin.
>calling other people "little"
>>74017952
there's a """man""" in the thread who stands proudly(?) at 5 feet and 8 inches
>You were issued a warning for reporting >>74013444.
>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban
staff don't know bahamaslad is underage
bet the nonces kept the picture for themselves
>>74017952
paki nonce in thailand who infects this thread is 5'8
>>74017859
Yeah
>5'8.
>do NOT make fun of my height or my hairline or i will threaten you with topless pictures of myself
>>74017956
Thanks, bud
>5'8.
I'm 5'10
>Try harder little lad
>>74017859
he was better looking before he had his serious haircut
his songs are so feminine friendly I imagine absolute top tier non skanky models have jumped on his dick at some point even though he's a 5.5/10 maybe a 6.
short, balding and a mudslime
no wonder he's so bitter
Fuck off, son of bitch. I really hope you die soon.
In the defense of the the algerian, I'm also 5'8 and have had several girlfriends in the past (though currently I have a boyfriend)
height really isn't that much of an issue, sure it might make things easier if you're a bit taller, but it ultimately doesn't matter too much so long as you're not shorter than the girl
>>74018064
bender
>>74018050
thanks dad speak to you soon
Starting to feel the same at the end of each day. Doesn't matter whether it was a work day or a relaxing Saturday at home, always feels the same at the end of the day.
>I'm also 5'8"
HOOOOWLING
@LibDemRunt
Farron isn't going to protect you from an American "Science" show that propagates lies about gender
please link the post that sparked the 5'8'' gimmick. i missed it
The arms on this picture aren't even photoshopped lmao
imagine being an unironic armlet
>>74017412
20x52x3=3120
the fuck did you spend it on
stop laughing at him being 5'8
it's not even like height matters that much
I think that the algerian is above average height in thailand
Three of my exs were taller than me only one mentioned it before and didn't seem to care much
discuss
>tfw 5'10, skinnyfat KHV
Me in the top right
>>74018120
mcgregor has a 6ft2 reach, which is not armlet
my bf is 5'6''
my dad was a drug/condom/porn dealer at his grammar school and got suspended several times for it
really makes me think
No, Keane weren't at all wussy and their lead singer doesn't have a castrato's voice. I really liked when Sky Sports used their music back in the mid 00s.
>>74018064
>had several girlfriends in the past (though currently I have a boyfriend)
FUCK OFF BISCUM
>>74017196
tempted to go to 'tism tuesdays with an airhorn desu
>>74018175
very concerned for the person who sat down to write all of this
reminds me of a young just fuck my shit up guy
>>74018193
you're not gay until your bf is taller than 5'9
>>74018213
bisexual, agnostic, radical centrists are the strongest race
>>74018064
Being defended by a bender who 'had girlfriends' in the past when I'm quite literally an international playboy who has shagged girls from every country in the UN and it's absolutely impossible for me to even count them.
Really logging off this time. You went too far in attempting to bend reality through repetition and memes lads (something you dumbly mimick from the good Mr. Goldstein because you want to be succesful like him, further turning away from the greek roots of your civilization. Sad. Just sad.)
>5 FOOT
>8 INCHES
>>74018170
Why don't you fuck a prostitute?
im 5'9" and 80 kg
>>74018184
kevin lee is the same height as mcgregor but has a 6ft7 reach tho
>>74018259
sara is 22?
>>74017431
why
>>74018093
I was not talking to you. Scum.
>>74018237
Don't be, they're beyond saving
my 'f is 37 and half inches
>logging off
can tell he's an old cunt cant you what a loser
>>74018279
that's freak tier though
>>74018295
her boyfriend is
>>74018259
would literally have my mind break if i saw sara on the street in Manchester desu. Nothing good can come from reality and /brit/ colliding
>>74018317
*does a poo in it*
>>74018317
>literally saying "I am greek"
jesus christ
>order book off ebay
>it's a huge paperback with large print and the cover is a low quality stretched jpeg
wtf?
>>74018317
can't wait for your foreskin to go from one extreme to the other
it's going to look like a stretched jumper when you're done with it
does anyone know why we must combat the stigma surrounding depression?
>>74018369
You fell for the ebay ruse
>>74018271
I find the idea repulsive
>>74017246
sniffed, put on and rubbed my pecker on host sister's dirty knickers when i was on exchange
>>74018212
Check out The Frog Prince
His voice is triumphant when he opens up.
>>74018387
Because depressed people have so much to contribute to society, if only we took the time, effort and massive expense to support them in engaging with the world in a way the whiny little faggots can cope with for more than 5 minutes at a time
>>74018175
struggling with this rn
I could be normie but I get 1 night stands easy, defo not slayer
slayer/normie hybrid maybe
>>74018259
She seems to be in the same café all the time if you fancy a cheeky stakeout
business idea: go to the pub and chat up the fat slags in their mid 20s
>>74018402
I know what you mean, but it's just sex. It should mean more than it does, but in our current historical moment it's just something you did yesterday.
You could run ethnic girl game too
>>74018369
sounds like a fake, ebay protection should cover you but you gotta bark at the seller first
>>74018469
go on
>>74017952
2 fuckin' nu
>>74018016
>>74018502
>he does the virgin post
>couldn't get a shag during freshers
>cries in night /brit/ about how his oneitis doesn't even like hi
>I SHAG ALL THE TIME
>>74018511
Not a Manc but but check her Instagram
74018438
Not a single atom of slayer in you, runt
>someone jumps under a train in London
>trains cancelled and delayed up to 90 minutes
>late train turned up 5 minutes before the one I'd intended to get would have
>skipped a couple of stops because of diversions
>get home 10 minutes early as a result
Thanks suicidelad
>>74018433
alri sara
I've had sex 200 times with 50 different people
im not gay i just dont find girls attractive
>>74017196
>>74018511
>>74018469
these kind of posts end up attracting law enforcement you know
>making fun of someone's height
this isn't grade school lads
>>74018492
pubs are easy for one night stands, I was choosing a song on the touchscreen jukebox and a slag came up to me and said wow you have long fingers and her older sister went "yeah you know what that means"
shagged the slag that night lol
>>74018175
me middle right
>>74018492
business idea: go onto facebook and chat up fat mums in their 40s
>>74018591
what the fuck, he said she's in the same restaurant all the time and I asked which one what's illegal about that
>pubs are easy for one night stands, I was choosing a song on the touchscreen jukebox and a slag came up to me and said wow you have long fingers and her older sister went "yeah you know what that means"
>shagged the slag that night lol
want an older gf
>>74018577
You know you have to count vag and anal separately right?
gay manlet
>>74018598
Absolute fucking fabrication there mate
>pubs are easy for one night stands, I was choosing a song on the touchscreen jukebox and a slag came up to me and said wow you have long fingers and her older sister went "yeah you know what that means"
>shagged the slag that night lol
>>74018598
congrats? bet she wasn't even hot lol
i've had 10 times more sex than any of you losers
>>74018592
>slider
>>74018598
fascinating
post your last 7 days lads
hate tits, hate fannies, hate battys, not gay just don't like them, love willies
>>74018667
10x0=0
>>74018667
>i've had 10 times more sex than any of you losers
You've shagged 90,000 birds?
I've had sex with more than 1000 posters over 30 different threads.
>actually replying
>>74018624
tell it to the judge, pervert
>be british
>found the US
fast forward 200 years
>no you're are puppets.
>OI! I saw u got ET fingers ther m8
>Now shag me u freakishly fingered lad!
>when the stim anxiety kicks in
Time for a wank?
communism might work
capitalism is working
>>74018701
yea im gonna end up in court for asking about where some stupid scottish communist slag dines
refuse to reply to a post with such poor spelling
>>74018734
>freakishly
Shit post,slags don't use 3 syllable words except Bacardi
feudalism has worked
which one of deano, rorke and rasheed is more of a radical centrist?
>>74018722
>>found the US
well they didn't just make it up did they!?
democracy simply doesn't work
diss supervisor STRONGLY hinted that the 2:1 was in the bag lads
fuck yeah
>omg Sarah you'll never guess who I have a date with
>who
>no you have to guess
>umm
>he's in our lecture
>oh my god the one who looks like David Gandy?
>no no not him
>oh my god it's not the French nobility boy is it oh my god Sarah it is isn't it
>even better
>no way
>yeah
>I don't believe you
*a man turns up soaking wet from head to toe, his sopping wet hair dripping in his eyes*
>oh hey Chris we were just talking about you, I'm so excited for our date
*the boy wrings out his sleeves onto the desk*
>bit wet out
communism has never worked
>>74018798
rorkesheed desu
>>74018738
trust no one
>>74018798
Deano, but only because he's too thick to follow politics and just votes for the one his mam tells him to
>>74018659
eh, depends
Corbz will lurk
Communism might someday work
and that's it?
>when you can't work because you have the ol' depression headache
Snack time
all australians should be killed
is this even a real place lmao >>74017039
>>74018822
>giving the Wet Stalker a name
Sort yourself out lad.
communism needs some bennies cos it just doesnt work
>>74018889
FOA (fuck off austrailian)
>>74018880
what is blocked out?
>>74018889
didnt realise they have M&S in australia
>>74018880
The pug looks like it has lost it's will to live.
I too would if I were a pug.
communism need some benis cos it just doesnt work
Raw I'm gonna give it to you, with no trivia
Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia
My hip-hop will rock and shock the nation
like the Emancipation Proclamation
Weak MC's approach with slang that's dead
you might as well run into the wall and bang your head
I'm pushin' force, my force your doubtin'
I'm makin' devils cower to the Caucus Mountains
completed dead space 1
moving on to dead space 2 now
A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES
>>74018880
>calls herself a Marxist
>thinks identity politics is relevant
hm
>>74018970
good post
EDIT: upgrading this to a REALLY good post
>>74019000
for once I agree with you, lanky twat
>>74018970
good lad
A SITE FOR SAW EYES
Business idea: communism but kill the least productive 1% each year to motivate people to work hard while solving the overpopulation issue
Thoughts?
>>74019041
>milfs voting labour
Might do the same now.
would you give your mum a rimjob for £5 million?
Would put my mortgage on 190cm
being a virgin (with females over the age of 11)
Simply too ugly
Damn homie
My minds playing tricks on me
>>74018900
thanks lad, needed that flag
>>74019053
communism kills enough already. Also drop dead AUSSIE SHIT *strangles you through the internet*
>>74019067
>not knowing are liz
Just imagine if Corbyn hadn't been memed into the leadership, the world might look so different
Any dudes in Shipley?
Phillip Davies truly is our guy,
Vote for him or that femishit from the so-called "Equality Party" gets in. Crush 'er.
>>74019053
>business idea
>communism
kulaks go to gulags
https://spotifymaps.github.io/musicalcities/
r8 your cities spotify playlist
>Bristol
9/10. pretty naughty ngl. Just Jack next to Guv, followed up by a cheeky bit of mcfly. Certifiedâ„¢
>>74019077
'tism
harold shipman
>>74019098
Take off this awful trip
Thx
>>74019089
>communism kills
>>74019041
R Liz
>>74019126
UGLY
>>74019077
thanks for the map nerd
Business idea: yearly traditional of English culling. We hunt down stray Saxons and have a wolfhound tear their throats out for sport
>>74017122
>comfy
That picture is legitimately creepy.
>>74019126
looks inbred like slagtits
>>74019077
No one has ever posted from the other Congo?
>>74019169
Love it
>>74019126
If God had been merciful enough, he would've given that lower body to someone with an attractive face. Instead, he doomed two sorry bastards with misaligned butterface and a hideous torso.
>>74019126
glasses are /fa/ as fuck
>>74019196
not since last year
In a french reg car lads, driver is on the left it's very off putting
>>74019103
>none for canterbury
AROOOOOOOOOOOOO
the London one's peng doe
>>74019203
>>74019103
meet me in castle park in 20 minutes
>>74019253
fucking stop. go to hell faggot
any volunteers to pop ribenas cherry once he's finished his sex change?
>>74019203
>>74019230
>>74019253
here's my waifu
i needs me a thicc fertile woman to breed
>>74019253
Seriously fuck off with this ugly bitch
>>74019293
you mean gender change
I fucking hate science
>>74019267
cbf lad just got back
>>74019307
Heh those are reserved for alphas like me.. Nothin' personnel kiddo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2im6ka2UoQ
the skatefu
wtf i hate irish people now!
>>74019344
you into festivals?
>>74019103
>Belfast
>It's all chucky music
yeeeeeoooooo
>leave /brit/ to check a few other threads
>no new posts
>no new posts
>no new posts
>oh well, let's check /brit/ again
>55 new posts