Hillary 2020 edition
>>74002168
She is so fucking ugly.
hello
id fuck hillary so hard
>>74002168
Breaking News:
Russia tries to influence the 2020 election with the notorious hacker known as 4chan
It actually bothers the fuck out of me a ruski made this thread, I'm going t bed fuck it
>tfw your ex is dating someone that looks kind of like you
kanye 2020 is still happening last time i checkd
>>74002225
>christian """art"""
>>74002270
Forty coppers that yonder poster is Hebrew
/cum/ more like /ded/
>>74002359
>not even midnight and its already real Ded hours
dark tiems indeed
cyka blyat лoл
Jeb! surge when lads
Really wish I pulled the fire alarm at school when I was a kid
If you wouldn't have passionate sex with Hillary Rodham Clinton you're a child who should be asleep
>>74002430
>tfw I believed that dye pack lie until middle school
>>74002168
>tfw the more qualified candidate lost because of uninformed and sexist voters
>>74002449
"If you pull the fire alarm it leaves a dye on your hand that shows everyone you pulled it"
>>74002437
I dont want to end up like poor Bill
>>74002474
>>74002490
she lobotomized him
>>74002474
That is the face of enlightenment
1. ur state/province/territory
2. your morning beverage of choice
>California
>coffee
>>74002522
God's nectar
>>74002522
Ontario
Milk (must be bagged)
>>74002522
i bet you drink drip brew
>>74002474
If he was vegan he'd look 20 years younger
*devours feces*
>>74002597
good post
how do I get my life back on track
>>74002664
Step 1: Sort yourself out
>>74002664
Leave this place for starters
>>74002675
well I already failed that part
whats step 2
Haven't shaved in a week. I don't care what anyone thinks
>>74002687
Step 2: Sort the people around you out
>>74002699
I grew a beard because of sloth and apathy, looked like shit unsurprisingly.
>>74002664
Is this another bad advice kind of question?
Step one take up drinking and become an alcoholic. Supress your brain to the point that when you quit you will become so overstimulated and intelligent that noone knows what you're talking about anymore and I have actually stopped giving advice and I'm just continuing to see if anyone will notice that this sentence is really long and at this point is meaningless gibberish
So in conclusion
>assume most American posters are white
>/cum/ has a negro in Wisconsin, a WMAF offspring, a Somali, and a whole mess of CHI's all with the American flag
I don't like this timeline
>>74002746
/int/'s timeline in general is pretty suspect
>>74002746
I kept saying we should put CHI's on concentration camps
but did you guys listen? nooooope
>>74002746
Whats wrong with being black like me?
Don't tell me you hate niggers like me that live in Los Angeles?
>>74002774
There isn't anything wrong with being black, but stop being a nigger and stop niggering.
>>74002746
im a mulatter
Yes this is the fresh /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miFhwa1_fwE
good music
rly maks ya think dunnit
Should I pull the trigger
https://www.etsy.com/listing/163727819/coral-cactus-live-terrarium-keychain
>>74002811
Looks pretty badass.
>>74002791
You're the only non-white Canadian other than that injun.
Anyone still here?
Ever tried meth?
Really isn't that impressive, alot of caffeine will almost do the same thing.
>>74002216
Alright who put that chihuahua in a bag of cheetos?!
Where the fuck did everyone go?
>>74002473
What kind of retards believed this
>>74002843
inderesding
>>74002843
Why do meth when you just microdose on LSD every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E
>>74002843
Most drugs are overhyped to hell just on the basis of them being illegal
>>74002881
The firefighters came to my 3rd class and told us, it was a convincing ruse backed up by the teachers.
>>74002843
Not even once
>>74002843
I'm too brave to do drugs
>>74002925
I never believed it but still never pulled it.
I wasn't a very rebellious kid.
>>74002894
That stuff they put in these cigarettes is the best. Hypnotic
Real lad hours
https://youtu.be/pVGUs9nQGaw
>>74002917
Truth. It's not even that addicting. Quitting drinking alcohol was harder
>>74003021
>cigarettes
You know that shit kills you right?
*hits vape*
>>74002833
nope
>>74003047
Heh. That's nothing. Try not fapping for a week
>>74003047
Masturbaiting is hard to quit too. Help me
>>74003107
I don't want to quit.
I'm not a quitter.
What sites in English internets are popular among America youth now? I think 4chan and Dramatica were really popular in late 00s but this place doesn't seem to be trendy anymore.
>>74003113
>looking at these exact monkey gifs
>someone posts one here
>>74003119
Reddit of course
>>74003119
Myspace is pretty badass.
Make a profile.
i'm staying up all night don't tell my mom
>>74003119
digg.
>>74003160
She says it's OK. Just don't leave all the lights on
>>74003027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeL8dwO18Qc
reply to this. whatever is the last 2 numbers of your post is how many push ups you have to do. Fucking do them even if its 98 and you have to rest for a bit.
roll
>>74003252
>>74003252
rolling
>>74003255
who is that woman, I've already jerked it 4 times tonight
>>74003137
Is reddit really that big? I visited it but it seemed to be to intellectual to me - not enough memes and shitposts. Is it really popular among youth?
>>74003164
What is Digg?
>>74003138
Isn't it just another old "facebook killer"?
>>74003252
orll
>>74003255
sauce on this semon demon
>>74003299
lol
>>74003299
you're about to get >>>/fit/
>>74003299
lmbo do them loser, come on hurry up stop wasting time
i was trying to get 00
>>74003333
checked
>>74003160
I'm staying up till the newspaper arrives then I'm going to sleep.
I don't feel safe until the east coast wakes up and starts keeping an eye on the world.
>>74003113
Please
>>74003160
I remember always doing this as a kid during the last day of school breaks. I'd watch g4, magic school bus, and home improvement.
>>74003291
Well 4chan has like probably a few thousand people on even its most active boards, whereas Reddit has like 16 million on /r/politics and /r/gaming and other subreddits like that
A lot of girls browse Tumblr constantly as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdQbChxCANo&index=9&list=PLScW4J8grLdN1eQXezrVqGdzeYMOSvyij
>>74003438
Ah fuck I'm retarded
>>74003438
Don't call me spaghetti man
>>74003419
>a few thousand people
It isn't 2006 anymore, many more than that on big boards.
>>74003419
Do a jewgle search for most active message boards and you might learn something.
>>74003285
>>74003306
>>74003476
>members: ~102,000
Now compare that to /r/politics and /r/gaming
>>74003510
sauce was disappointing
>>74003751
Gay
I had dream about qt girl and then bank called me reeeeee
>>74003780
Gay>Straight
>>74002746
I can assure you that I'm quite white. I don't tan, I burn.
>>74003837
Sodomite tier
>>74003801
helo, dis ur banq callin. R u intredested in open sum hi intrest accunts?
>>74003837
Sorry but I love me some pussy.
>>74003860
You aren't even white lmao
>>74003862
First i had a dream of new gpus then i was in school
I saw the panties of the girl sitting front of me
I said wearing white today
Then she showed her tongue
And the phone rang
>>74003876
Boipucci is the best pucci
>>74003933
Is this iambic pentameter
That fucking faggot interrupts what was almost a perfect moment, "whatr you two doing?" he asks.
I swear to GAWD I will never forgive him.
>>74003933
i love you finland
>>74003933
Helo, cen I inderest yuo en sum hi yeild savin bunds?
So she's basically in a total sex position (clothes on mind you) and this faggot who called himself a friend says just what needs to be said to end the moment and we both walk away.
*shotguns a 2 litre of coke*
>>74003990
Yes i love you too
DUDE THATS MY SISTER
I laugh about it now but I was really close to killing the guy that night.
What did he mean by this?
>>74004096
Start saving those pesos
I held the grudge long enough I didn't even go to the assholes wedding though he invited me. Then he bitches that I didn't go and after I give the excuse that I made up he has the nerve to ask me about "the gift" I should've purchased.
Friends like these I tell ya.
What was /cum/'s last bid?
>10 months
>2nd degree kidnapping
>b&e
>larceny
Tell some old couple to get in a closet at gunpoint and you get a kidnapping charge. What a world we live in.
>>74004096
>at a later date so we can get started early
am I just sleepy, or does that make no sense
>>74004135
>3 days
>public intoxication
>>74004135
What are you doing with your life
Does anyone know what rubbish means?
If someone says that something I wrote was rubbish, is that supposed to be an insult?
>>74004215
Doesn't it means that what you wrote was stupid or false?
>>74004215
rubbish = garbage
>>74004215
>>74004247
I don't know.
Possibly.
Maybe he means that it is garbage? Or trash?
Oh well, I got shit to do.
Thanks for the help mexibro.
Yep
yep
welp
whatr ya gonna do?
what can you do?
dagnabbit lady bird
squished a spider with a remote one time and i've been reluctant to use it ever since
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdyGfiIirD8
>>74004471
I feel ya
Uhuh
what do you guys personally is the greatest threat to america currently?
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/04/20/share-of-democrats-calling-russia-greatest-danger-to-u-s-at-its-highest-since-end-of-cold-war/
74004373
*gotdangit
And hank would never speak to ladybird like that.
Fucking foreigners.
>>74004893
I bet I've watched more King of the Hill than you
>>74004863
Drumpfhhh....
>>74004863
Plebs think this.
Here's the real skinny:
CHYNA
Real real skinny:
Lack of/cuts to, r&d Investment, with a capital "I"
>>74004907
Donta make-a me laugha, paisan.
damn.... food for thought...
>>74004863
The modern left
>>74005114
Threat but not greatest.
Fuck off and learn.
>>74004863
clown world
>>74005010
meh yeah you're probably a turbo-autist
it was a harmless meme anyway
>>74004096
He means they'll follow through on how they originally planned to get Mexico to fund it.
>>74005179
No it is the greatest.
>>74005388
not an argument
>>74003119
Facebook is only by youth for organizing events and gatherings. A lot of what kids use these days are apps like snapchat and Instagram which my younger sister use.
>>74005274
Oh, shit.
Got me there.
>>74005230
I throw on an episode every night after I get home from work/going out.
Nice try/projection, giuseppe.
>>74005559
wgaf
>>74003119
4chan and dramatica were never Popular.
Both were/are niche, and dramatica users I assume were/are tumblrinas.
>>74002522
>Wisconsin
>Milk
>>74003252
*dabs*
74005626
I kicka your ass, I'll tell you what, franco spaghetti di lambrusco.
>>74003252
Roll for what I'll do tomorrow morning
>>74003299
Oh my!
almost bedtime buds
we're through
being cool
>>74006114
>>74006114
i'm still staying up all night
>>74006148
good album
sort yourself out bucko
eliminate the ninnies and the twits
>>74006280
Absolute fact.
>>74006280
Understatement, tbn.
cum lol
The calm before the storm.
Maxime Bernier 2019
>>74003419
Shit, it could be different if not the pol creation. 4chan had great chances in 2009-2010 with Anonymous movement, Occupy movement, huge amount of memes produced etc, but that all has fucked up. Disappointed youth left 4chan after the fail of Occupy, pol was created and attracted rightards who scared off most of not retarded people. 2ch now is among the most popular sites in Runet, it's kinda analogue of Reddit, it influences Russian internet culture hugely. All because admin was clever enough and promoted site among youth (as the most creative group in internet) and kept political discussions in one board only.
How to use reddit flags on mobile?
I'M ABOUT TO GO TO A CLASS I HAVEN'T BEEN TO IN A MONTH IN FUTILE PREPARATION FOR THE FINAL
SCARED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>74002459
Yes, Gary Johnson lost, unfortunately.
>>74010539
>>74010539
this was me last semester and every professor has become a walking manifestation of every single personal failure i am caapable of
>>74010473
Firefox
god i'm hungover
i don't wanna go to work today buds
good morning you dirty cumdumpsters
>>74010539
You just tell them - privet, ya yeboshil churok v Sirii. Vse zdorovy? Nu zaebis'. The'll get it. You'll fit in again.
Say good morning to my gf Seulgi.
>>74011927
asian women are great arent they
>>74011927
anon that girl isn't real
>>74011793
gewd morning
>>74011927
good morning
>>74011927
Buryat girls are awesome. I envy you.
rip cum we hardly knew ye
>check out /r/politics for a change
>90% of the posts are an out of context Trump quote
>>74012934
I hate reddit's posting format
>>74013074
I hate reddit
Also I forgot to eat my bagel better go toast it up
>>74012934
And thus the problem with reddit
Nobody really cares about actual discussion, they all just want to try and post upvote bait so they can feel special if they happen to become the trending post and hit that top mark
It's kind of like (you)-baiting here only their shitposts get plastered up at the top for everyone to see
>>74013074
>>74013877
Downvoted
>>74013892
Gilded
>>74002490
what the fuck happened
>>74013980
I'm not a weird human being because I lack a dick check!
>check out /r/Canadianpolitics
>dead subreddit and half the threads are made by /u/SenorTrumper or /u/FatimaInshallah
that made a thought
>>74014086
Marijuana.
Not. Even. Once.
>>74014086
Mental issues
it took me two fucking months of osrs to get another frog token
The brekkie
Probably won't be around most of the day so gotta post while I can
>>74014423
Is top right cream of wheat?
>>74014423
scrambled eggs look pretty dry
Soy un piendedor
>>74014423
Where are you going today?
>>74014423
Looks disgusting!
>>74014470
Yeah
>>74014492
They're ok, really fluffy almost too fluffy
Also they gave me two oranges for some reason
Morning my fellow wagies and unicucks
>>74014552
The nurse wants the dick.
Nurses love dick.
>>74014572
I'm no wagie
>>74014516
Family visiting so cant shitpost
>>74005179
>>74005114
>>74005274
>>74005450
If you can't realize the modern left is doing irreversable damage you're retarded.
We can fix an economy, but fixing ethnic imbalances requires a lot more time and finesse. You cannot run a country off of 80 IQ mulattos. There are no first world countries with an IQ below 97. The average black IQ is somewhere around 70 in Africa, and 85 in the US. The average middle eastern IQ is roughly 90.
The only two racial groups capable of building world powers are east Asians and Europeans, and the left wants to make all European countries brown.
>>74014552
To celebrate you still having 2 balls
>>74014633
When the IQ dips below 90 you can't have a free and open society
>>74014633
Lol you sound like my racist drunk uncle who has the emotional maturity of a 13 year old
Cuckaroo
some nigger stole my wooden spatula
FUCKING CUNTRS
Are there any Tumblr genders that aren't just snowflake versions of being bisexual?
Just did a gnarly vapeflip you should have seen it
>>74014788
He's right, the mullato/Jewish AI technocracy will never work and lead to the extinction of the human species
im eating 80g of protein and having power fantasies
>>74014987
You're gonna have powerful farts too
>he drinks coffee for the flavor
>>74015013
most likely yes
>when your cyber politics psychosis reaches the level of having to juxtapose everything with a specific fetish porn pedagogy
>>74015037
the aftertaste of good coffee is one the best tastes there are
>>74015088
praise kek hail hotler
dubs comfirms
dropmf!!!!!!!!!!!
I have just discovered the wonder that is /cm/.
I recommend you guys check it out too
When I'm older, I'm going to start a monastery in my home town near my elementary school.
>>74015037
>He drinks coffee for the energy because he's too weakminded to motivate himself
>>74015075
what on earth are you talking about
Rick & Morty
hahahahaha
>>74015208
More like Reddit & Nihilism
>>74015240
I dont have to think too hard if I dont care, Nihilism ftw bro!
>why no I don't drink coffee, because I'm not weakminded
>PYBF9gp.jpg
>>74015445
International food POWER RANKINGS
1. Indian
2. Mediterranean
3. Mexican
(motherfucking power gap)
999 Japanese
100001 Chinese
100000001 shitalian
100000002 Asado
>>74015469
t. rasheed
>>74015469
D E S I G N A T E D
>bran buds buds
>>PYBF9gp.jpg
>>74015469
pajeet my son
Dota theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXNkfwOqosA
League theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twtW2qG8P0g
What do you think of my shitpost?
>>>/sci/8853365
>>>PYBF9gp.jpg
>>74015565
ree
>>74015652
don't think this fedora image can be topped desu
>>74015681
x2? are you a fatty fat fat? Also whats Mrs. Dash
>>74015722
He can smoke my pipe any day
>>74015681
>milk and sugar with coffee
sir, you have no taste
>>74015783
The portions are small
>1486770418081.jpg
Reminder that Germans are, in general, fucked up people
>>74015469
t.pajeet lopez
>>74015783
Mrs dash is some spice that's salty as fuck
It's ok but not really
>>74015806
This. Refer to my breakfast, that's a X2 order of scrambled eggs
I see this pedo guy every once in a while always spamming imgur links and I thought he was a bot at first but he responds if you talk to him
is anyone brave enough to go to the links
>>74016022
fuck no
don't even post shit like this, that fucking poland autist might sniff it out or some shit
>>74016111
dont even mention that monster
>>74015945
Now show North America
>inb4 Canada is a sea of purple
I am a Catholic furry
>>74015945
I never even met a furry in real life. People would probably frown uppon them, unless fucking hairy ape men counts as being furry too.
>I am a Catholic
>just left work a half hour early
wew. hope i dont get thrown in jail
>>74016347
ur a rebel anon what's your cause
>>74015945
>no furries in southern Italy
Fucking Fanooks the lot of you
>>74016399
none
/cum/ is dead
fug zociedy
i used to make fun of furries when i was younger and later kinda started to enjoy the art
>>74016499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHjnuWkYT68
thinking about doing a job application
>Why yes, I fedorapost in /cum/
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WYPIPO
need some help buds
pls no cheating
>>74016598
with the exception of Hilldawg, she's aight
>>74015945
Thats what losing every war will do to ya.
>>74016644
Nah, she betrayed da blacc man.
Snoop Dogg 2020
>>74016618
2 down is probably levi
>>74013877
I hate the voting system.
It was made to support a Meritocracy but instead creates a hugboc where different opinions are cast away into the abyss >>74013892
>>74016719
fuck off kraut she's /ourgirl/
>>74016618
54 across is Yorke
>>74016794
Merkel is allready our girl, but she can't become us president. There can only be one, and Merkel is the original, fuck Hillary, she's just a copycat.
Even if the the US was destroyed the neocon ideas would live. I don't know how you rid the world of the great satan, they're everywhere
Girls are pretty.
>>74016918
>girl
>>74016618
17 across evade
20 across is Wilfred Laurier
18 across is area codes
6 down is grade
too ez
>>74016618
30 down is fitch not finch
>>74016914
Some people are just insane, that's why there are still communists and people who believe that multiculturalism is great and works. Maybe they are just good at sense making, or simply blind I don't know.
>>74016618
58 across is gloss
>>74016618
53 across is mouse ears
>>74016918
>>74017087
Capitalism is a mistake.
>>74017262
you need to appreciate capitalism for what its given us
>>74017313
I'm just having a giggle.
>stop posting asian girls
Pineapple BELONGS on pizza
Post asian girls?
>>74017470
this guy gets it
>>74017488
this guy doesn't
>>74017436
whomth are thou quoteing?
>>74017488
>oink oink oink
Thanks buds
Wish this tablet had flash or a better camera lens
>>74017550
41 across is tsarinas
>>oink oink oink
Actually the reason is because she had a nose job.
>>74017470
>>74017488
both of these guys GET IT
should I break my nofap streak RIGHT NOW
its only been 3 days
>>74017550
46 down boll
55 across alter
59 across aft
>>74017550
34 across Lia Fáil