Culture Pals /cp/

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really getting sick of the gay brasils

L

E

>>73997682
>gay brit 20 years older than you calls you cute
make it stop

>>73997682
They kept viewing me yesterday
I think there's some kind of parallel gay Brazilian /cp/ where they post our profiles

>>73997682
Me on the right.

>>73997720
more like bottom right

>>73997740
I said on the right, didn't tell whom

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>when your muslim qt takes off her hijab and gives you a nice view of her cleavage

just started messages an azerbaijani qt wish me luck

>>73997875

P I C S

>>73997890
Have anything to trade? This is a holographic limited edition.

>>73997711
Cute

>>73997876
messaging*

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Don't wanna go to bed.

>>73997905
STOP

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>>73997916
Go to sleep

>>73997682
Argentina is white!

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One fedora picture was more than enough M'lady.

>>73998009
M-maybe she wears it ironically...

>>73997985
>tfw no smug tabby cat to be friends with
I hate my life

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>>73997985
Thats my cat pepe pic

>>73998009
M'Lord

>>73998003
All of the Argentinians that have viewed me have been white funnily enough

>>73998009
>>73998029
Maybe she is bald and has to wear wig and hats to cover it.

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>>73998051
Go to sleep

>>73998009
She has actually messaged me before, she doesn't wear it ironically.

>>73998167
What kind of girls message you, China?

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can someone redpill me on brazilian qts

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>>73998182
K I'm staying up now

>>73998182

lewd

Where is your Central Asian wife from, /cp/?

>>73998321
Azerbaijan

>>73998244
I don't hate femanons but you don't contribute to our threads, stay gone please and go to /soc/, a cancerous place where you belong.

>>73998333
redpill me on azerbaijan qt's

>>73998333
Good digits. I was mostly talking about the east of the Caspian, but Azerbaijan has tons of qts. Check out FatiKuli

>>73997916
nobody cares fuck off

>>73998372
They're very kind and gentle but they're English isn't great so a good opener is that you want to help them with their English

>>73998230
They're poor.

>>73998372
Tons of qts from there, most are pretty easy going. They can be hard to start conversations with, but that's the same with most post-soviet Muslim girls on Interpals. Might be a lack of English proficiency like >>73998402 said.

>theres no dropbox with nudes from /cp/
Why are chads so mean

>>73998473
Get them yourself, João.

"Sharing nudes is like sharing your wife."
t. Jawbrah

>>73998473
Chads do not endorse socialism, you dirty fucking commie. I wont share my heard earned nudes with some peasant.

>>73998361
Kiss my booty.

>>73998389
Was not talking to you.

If I am a girl, and want to talk with a guy from /cp/ is there a chance he won't post my nudes as a way of revenge if things go sour?

>>73998505
REEEEEEEEE

>>73998587
I'd say most of us don't post nudes

>>73998587
>If I am a girl

You are not.

>is there a chance he won't post my nudes as a way of revenge if things go sour?

How about this you stupid fucking cunt, don't send nudes in the first place.

Holy fucking hell what kind of moron even asks this shit, go fucking kill yourself

>>73998587
Chances are high your nudes will be posted if things go badly.

>>73998615
Most of us don't get nudes

>>73998587
Post your own nudes as revenge, thats literally cucking him

>>73998677
this

>>73998587

Cat girl sent noodies to John. He never shared them. Same with Vexz and the other lass.

>>73998677
Genius.

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>>73998587
Make sure you trust him
depends on the guy

>>73998702
Didn't the guys end it with the girls though? I think there is a big difference. A girl wont post nudes of the guys because no one cares about a dick pic and there is a chance the guy will revenge post nudes of the girl. Which everyone in the general would love.

>she replies to your long message with a one word reply
I get Ted Bundy now

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>73998782

Dude if a girl posted Dick pics of another anon here he would be made fun of mercilessly

Why do women enjoy being treated like shit? It seems like the only times conversations go anywhere is when I just blatantly insult them.

>>73998998

Really?

>>73998973
>haha look at that massive anon cock, how does he even piss with that thing what a loser

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>>73998998
why did you tell them?

>>73998760
no offense but why are you here?

>>73999129
If she's 18 - 25:
>you don't look 30...

>>73998973
Not really, unless it was micropenis I can't see others really caring compared to a known femposters tits/ass/pussy

>>73997875
I WANT TO SEE SOME HAREM CLEAVAGE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

>>73999399
get your own

>>73999319
Because I want to???

Whenever I debate messaging a girl, I always ask myself if I would lick her asshole. If yes, then I go for it.

>>73999997
close.

>>73999997
what if i'm not into rimming

>talking to an asian girl who thinks she is fat
>she's not
>she's like American "skinny"
>which translates to asian fat
>have an insecure asian girl showing me her body
>she has titties as well

I am in HEAVEN! HEAVEN I SAY!

So how is your qt hunt going/progressing today, anons?

>>74000592
Slower than expected. I may have shored in several long hauls. Mongol and Chinese are playing the hard to get game. Venezuelan is more concerned about being friends than sharing that fine fine culo

>>74000592
I'm takling to a muslim turk hijab girl about music...

>>74000592
got my conservative qt to admit that she enjoyed me talking lewd to her while I was drunk, but wants more time before she shows me anything

talking to a korean girl at the moment who is taking pictures of herself for me after two days of talking

beautiful eyes
lovely smile
good health for you and all family.

>>73999319
>>73998389
>>73998361
>implying anyone contributes to these threads
Just...stop being so obsessed with her some of you guys baka

>not having an asian girlfriend
Feel bad for you lads desu

>>74000942
we could have worse posters desu.

>>74000970
I like your cats just stick with what yure doing dont listen to them

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>Make my qt reply to my post on her wall saying she wants to gag on my cock
>two of her beta orbiter "nice guys" get pissy

>>74001014
I'm just some random anon, not her. I've been in far worse generals so someone like her is really a non problem

>>74000592
Turkish girl sending me selfies and being receptive of my lewd comments, don't think I can get her naked but at the very least I can get some underwear pictures.

Indonesian girl talking about kissing and sitting on my lap, low chance of nudes because of her religion so I might drop her.

This shit sucks, where's the sluts at?

>>74001806
if you can get a girl in her undies taking pictures you can get them naked

>>74001851
Lets hope so.

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>tfw not chad enough to take a good picture for interpals

>tfw want to share nudes but it'll make me a fucking cuck

>>74002135
It's ok to share nudes if she's not your QT and just some rando.

how do I figure out a girls name when we have already been talking for four days and exchanged nudes without ever getting it?

>>74002766
make a new account and message her, figure her name out that way

>>74002039
haha

>qts I don't care much about are obsessed with me
>qts I actually am interested in never ever give a shit about me

What is this shittery desu

>>74003541
The ones you don't care about are ugly and the ones you do aren't.

>>74003558
That is some truth to that, but not really

>tfw fell for a semi-uggo/below average qt before but she cucked me

>>74003613
Beauty in the eye of the beholder.

>>74003541
u ugly

>>74003747
If I would be ugly I wouldn't get any qts at all, like you :^)

>>74004209
nice engrish

>>73998973
Literally nobody cares about dicks

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>>74004310
you are the reason no one likes us Mati

>mention I don't like the british accent
>"haha umm yeah everyone has their own opinion I guess"

Well there goes that one

>>74004328
chuj mnie to Seba, wylewam swój żal na nieswiadomych gówniakach, siedze na /cp/ od samego poczatku, tzw qts z prawdziwego zycia przerobiłem dziesiatki z 4 roznych kontynentow, qts ktorych nigdy nie spotkalem to juz pewnie blisko 100, internetowe znajomosci to mem dla spierdonow ktory uczyni cie jedynie gorszym spierdonem

feels good to be cuckin a leaf now after that leaf on /cp/ got an american girl nude on cam and posted it.

will be posting this leaf slut shortly

Talking to a chink

>so how's life in your city? I haven't heard of it before
>it's nice, the air was very clean today

How depressing of a country must it be such that not choking on the air contributes to a good day

>>74004396
There's a lot of different British accents. You hate all of them?

Talking to a russian

>joke "I wish I was an alcoholic, life would be so easy"
>*gets serious and starts telling me about how alcohol is not the answer*

Must suck living in a depressing booze addicted country

>>74004898
Unfortunately yes. Dumb americans ruined the british accent.

>>74004928
>Dumb americans ruined the british accent.

wow leafs really do find a way to blame absolutely anything on us

your time will be coming shortly

>>74005005
Turn on your television and watch how your country views anyone with a british accent as a genius, gives them all your TV jobs, and just generally sucks their cocks. The rest of the world is laughing at you.

>>74005094

I would be willing to go in depth into why your assertion is absolutely ridiculous, but I won't waste my time on a goddamn leaf.

You're speaking of a specific type of British accent that comes from the upper class London elite.

You will note in various media many times a British accent will be a trope for a villain character. Possibly even a cocky accent for a ditz or a mercenary type character

So now you need to drink some bleach please

>>74005005
I mean technically leafs are also American so there's that

>>74005154
>I-I won't waste my time going in depth with you *proceeds to write multiple paragraphs*
>y-y-you're speaking of only SOME british accents we jerk off too, not all of them
>like that one movie had a dumb british character xD so there
>s-sure the super smart boss lady was british and the sophisticated spy was british too but there WAS that one character!
>REEEE just drink le bleach okay I have no arguments!!!
>lol bleach teehee GOT HIM there XDDD *cums to audio clip of british person calling americans fat losers*
>LOL EPIG ARGUMENT WON I LOVE REDDIT.COM LE NARWAL XDDDDDDDD

You're embarrassing yourself kid.

>>74005094
It's aboot time you calmed doon there buddy, alright guy eh

>>74005094
Don't be angry just cause your women want the big British cock, we'll leave the scraps for you Canadians

>>74005368

Don't be angry just because you wanted to be negative towards the British accent and a random girl rightly thought poorly of you for saying that. It makes you look like an insecure fool which is apparently true.

I have qts call me handsome but how do I get them to send me nudes?
I-I'm socially autistic :(

I was just shitposting for the heck of it. Night /cp/ see you tomorrow

>>74006067
REEEE at them

>>74006218
>just pretending to be retarded

>>74006264
pls i want them :((

>>74006218
haha guys I was just pretending... I-I promise guys haha

>>74004445
Mati pls

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I'm looking for a foreign 10/10 blonde blue-eyed gf

how hard will it be to get one considering I look like this?

please respond.

Got horny last night and started flirting with a pretty ugly Asian
God I feel like a piece of shit

>>74006564
easy as fuck, mate. you're like a 13/10!

>>74007227
>21
>good jawline
>nice facial features
>fit
>receding hairline

JUST

Is it even worth making an account here?

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Anybody else just really can't be arsed to type out sentences but at the same time want to talk

>>74009510
Sounds to me like you aren't attracted to the person you imply. Bet if she was hot and down to fuck you would've wrote until your fingers went numb.

>>74007361
Shave your head.

>>74009769
No i just can't reply to anybody, my mind goes blank

>>74009877
THIS
Just make sure youre not pale and frail looking or youll look like a cancer patient

>>74010020

>Not using the old, I have cancer, can I see your tits before I die

He should totally go for it lad

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https://streamable.com/d6x6e

>tfw

>>74010390
That girl is a thot anon.

She even got the black belt of dick sucking.

>>74010390
H-how did you find her

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>tfw this russian girl with a fat arse and slim curvey body messaged me

>>74010390
is that when her father is driving her to school?

>>74010770
She actually was driving to school

>>74010390
But anon, aren't girls from Indian reservations kind of low hanging fruit?

I hate you all.

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>>74010390
Fuck.

>tfw too autistic for interpals

>>74011035
mate you are not, you want to see real Autism look at that Canadian poster.

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>>74011035

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>favourite books
>quran

>>74011178
Into the trash she goes

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>tfw took dick pics and everything to prepare for lewds
>tfw too autistic to find out how to start lewd

>>74010020
I'm English of course I'm pale

>>74011139
>>74011167
>talking to people outside of 4chan
AAAAAAAAH
>>74011139
Link?

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I never knew using chinese would get me french ladies

>>74011178
Lurker her, what would you say about this one: /Lazlo_l

Is she a normie judging by the Latvian standard? Would you recommend me talking with a Latvian woman?

>>74010390
tell me you got nudes of that semen demon

>>74012283
Just tell her you have a potato

would anyone like to play chess?

>>74012283
Well, there is always a chance she is lonely, depressed etc. It will probably be a pain in the ass to keep up the conversation.

>>74012668
Link.

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How big are your cocks lads?

18cm here

>>74013129
https://lichess.org/92xyxslT

>>74013277
>https://lichess.org/92xyxslT
18cm reporting in

>I'm Nut. Nice to meet you

kek
Silly thais

>>74013617
Redpill me on German girls while you are here

>>74013763
If you are brown they will love you and scream refugees welcome while you bone them in the ass

>>74013829
What about the former East Germany

>>74013277
16/17cm dicklet reporting for duty

>>74013961
Mostly the same I guess

/gaybrazilian please go away.

Daily reminder that you all mast began to learn Russian))))

>tfw no soren21 gf

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>>74014329
somebody nabbed her? why live anymore

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>+2 views since yesterday

>>74013277
200cm soft. I use it as a scarf. More seriously, average to upper average depending on how excited I am, but pretty thick.

>tfw some qties think it's huge

It's like they have never heard of flattering angles.

>>74014772
Why even talk about your size if your not going to actually tell it?

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>>74014329
>tfw Soren21 ignores you

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>>74014329
>>74014426
>>74015321

>somebody nabbed her?

post countries you've gotten girl nudes/lewd pics from

USA x3
UK
Belarus
Korea

>>74016025
China
Indonesia

>>74016025

Just Canada. Although a Turk may be sending me nudes today

>>74016025
Poland x2
Romania x2

>girl from djibuti sends me a message in french
>no where in profile i mention talking or wanting to learn french
hon hon hon

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>>74015383

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>tfw my qt spending at least 5 hours a day saying she wants me to fuck her, sending pictures of herself to me
>I don't even know her name

>>74006067
Bumperino

>>74016974
Do you even flirt bro

>girl tells me I must learn the Russian alphabet immediately.
>think about unironically learning it, just so I have something to talk to her about.

>>74017062
>>73997628
It's impossible for me tho, I already tried.

>>74017062
It's not actually that difficult

>>74016025
Germany
America
Russia

>>74016025
USA
Sweden
Czech Republic
Ukraine

>>74016025
Belgium
Indonesia
Americax2
South Africa
Turkeyx3
Brazil
Argentina

>>74016025
>>74016088
>>74016142
>>74016184
>>74017217
>>74017574
>>74017663


God damn. Why aren't you all sharing these noodies!!!

We need a open Photobucket or something where everyone can upload noodies into one big Culture Pals collage

>>74017762
>>73998505

>>74017762
i'd share, but i wiped my hard drive and forgot to save the pics, so they're gone now.

>>74017762
Fuck you commie. We worked hard for our nudies. We wont hand them out to some peasants too lazy to work. Get in the helicopter

did any of you get messaged by that Turkish guy asking for help writing his prays into English?

>>74017762
I posted them at the time

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>>74017762
Here, you can have the non lewdest picture of a set of 10. Took me a whole day of talking to get it.

Why are international girls so slutty?

I want to meet a friend to practice language with but I'm scared women will just send me nude pictures of them.

>>74018316
South America?

>>74016025
Korean student in the UK

>>74018388
What are you fucking gay? It's like being scared that you'll become jacked by lifting weights.

>>74018404
Nope

>>74018388
They wont send them if you dont actively try to get them. Are you new to the general? We have another Icelander in the thread. Maybe you're related to him,

>>74017062
>>74017162
As slavbro said learning the cyrillic alphabet is much easier than the latin one. Using it is also easier because they don't have as much shit where c and s can have the same sound.

>>74018316
Thicc

I think my record for fastest nudes is like 5 hours and was from a chubby Thai girl.

>>74018671
>chubby Thai girl
I wouldn't count that desu

>>74018759
Well the next fastest was a German girl, that took only a day and she even had a fiance that lived with her.

>Literally stripping naked on her living room couch while her fiance was in the bedroom

These hoes aint loyal.

>>74018671
In 5 hours I got a Polish girl to submit as my slave and send videos for me.

How do you start talking about lewd shit with a girl?

>>74018957
b urselve

in 2 seconds I stole your qt's

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>>74019166

You guys realise that if she gave you nudes after a few days she's whoring out with 10 other guys right?

>she tells me about her period

This is a bad sign right?

>>74019556
No, it's love, she told me I'm special...

>>74019569
it's a shit test

>>74019569
From?

>>74019610
Huh?

>meet a qt russkiy, pretty much looks like a slightly less pretty, albeit more busty version of Krystal Boyd
>talk to her, she seems really into me
>before long, we start talking about sex and dirty talking
>she masturbates to this
>i ask her for a tit pic
>really apprehensive about it and says she feels too guilty
i don't understand women

>>74019745
might be insecure about her chest, or you're talking to a big hairy Ivan

>>74019656
She is gauging your reaction to a subject she knows men are very uncomfortable with.

>>74019745
Sometimes when you get too sexual too fast girls tend to feel like huge sluts and feel guilty about it.

You should back off for like a day or two then start all over.

If a girl has stuff like "NO PERVERT", "NO SEX TALK", etc should I just completely drop her?
Not used to talking to girls on the internet really.

>>74019868
Well I didn't act uncomfortable I just went with it
I don't want to hear about her fucking period I want to get lewd

>>74019900
They usually mean dont do these so quickly into the conversation. You can still drop light flirting and see how they react.

"No pervert" and "no sex talk" is like saying "middle easterners and africans do not message me"

>>74019769
eh she sent me a selfie, it seemed legit
she seems pretty insecure and focused on her figure, but she says her tits are her favorite part of her body. They're pretty big
>>74019879
probably a good idea anon
she kinda seems like a slut based on what she said her fetishes were, so I figure it can't be long until she's super horny again

>>74018957
probably comment on her tits or ass, just kinda jokingly maybe
if they seem open about talking about it, maybe say something like "yeah your tits are really nice"

>>74019556
Honestly who cares its just nudes not real

>>74019900

A Canadian girl's profile said that. But a month later she was sending me extremely lewd pictures on Snapchat. I'd literally be at work and ger a snap of her pussy dripping wet.

Those girls just want to be comfortable with you first.

>>74018957

"You know, I hear Polish girls have really nice butts... ;) "

>>74020461
good then you can let me see them Egyptian titties

>>74020611
what if they just say thanks or ignore it. Does this mean there is any chance she will be interested?

>>74020912
ffs just do it lad and see what happens, if they ignore it means they're not interested

>>74021024
I have done it before, and all I got back was thanks :P.

Was I correct to just bail the conversation?

>>74016025
UK, America, Poland, Brazil, France, Russia, Ukraine.
>>74020912
You should wait until you're talking about female national/ethnic stereotypes, or stereotypes in general for that to work. A lot of it is just timing and building up to it in the moment, rather than just sputtering out a compliment. Unless you're a chad who can get away being bluntly confident.

>talking about spicy food
>girl says it hurts her mouth...
>and butt

For fucks sake I don't need to hear about this shit you disgusting creep

>>74021089
>>74021089
so what about this:

Hi, how is Poland.

Its great thanks, I really like it are you thinking of going on holiday here?

Yes, I hear you all have nice butts.

Would this work or not?

>>74021173
>>74021173

>i would like to hurt your butt too

>>74021192
>Its great thanks, I really like it are you thinking of going on holiday here?
>said no Polish whore ever
Slavs hate living in their countries and would never say it's great

>>74021229
She's permanently turned me off now
Dropped

>>74020611
This. It works every time. Use tits if your desired body part is tits instead of ass

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>>74021269
how do I get nudes?

>solskin
grab her while she's hot

>>74020912

You have to use it at the right time.

>>74021533
I'm calling dibs on this one.

Thanks, my pseudo-russian friend.

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hehehehehe

>>74020749
Lol theres multiple dutch flag how did you recognize me?!

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>>74021533
>tfw 24

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How to overcome shyness and finally create an account on interpals? I wouldn't mind to make friends and penpals with the people from other countries, but even a thought about communication with people from other countries makes me feel anxious.

>>74022176
Just do it faggot

>>74022176
Just do it faggot

>>74000820
I'm tempted to actually give this a shot. lmao

N O T H I N G T O L O S E

>>74022176
making an account is the easy part.
if you cant get past that, it's unlikely you'll muster up the courage to message someone.

>>74022342
desu there should be at least 1 girl in Thailand or Mongolia to message him first.

>>74021084
no, get their # for viber or whatsapp

If they respond positively to you telling them nice ass they're probably down dude

>>74021798
probably because you were defending ho's

>>74004898
THIS M8 BEST M8

>>74000820
Fuck this nigga.

>>74022227
>>74022267
>>74022342

Is that really so necessary to attach a real photo to the profile? I don't have photos of mine saved anywhere neither I want to show my face to anyone in the internet (no, I'm not paranoid, just very shy).

>>74022702
You are a girl aren't you. LET ME SNIFF YOUR ARMPITS

>>74022702

Well that depends.

Do you want people talking to you ?

If you do you need a photo

If you don't you don't need a photo. But you will have a profile

>>74022702
Not necessary but highly recommended desu. You can try it without for some time to get used to it

>>74022702
A photo of yourself is generally what you want to use, but if you don't want to use one my advice is to use a short comic that will make people curious as to what it says and click on your profile to view it.

They may like the joke and read the rest of your profile to send a message. You won't get as many people visiting your profile as you would with a real picture though.

>>74022729

I'm not a girl, you sick fuck.

>>74022777
>>74022787

Wew, that sucks. I'd expect that from some crappy dating site, I thought interpals is more about the language exchange, and people there wouldn't bother much with my profile photo or lack of it.

>>74022837

Okay, thank you, I'm probably going to follow your advice.

>>74023253
everyone will assume the worse, that you are a weird 50 year old male jacking off to there photos.

>>74022422
I'm truly triggered here :^(

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>tfw that one girl you really like doesn't reply

>>74023372
Your mum was triggered.... by my dong

SOREN21 IS VIEWING ME GUYS WHAT DO I SAY TO HER

I cant have any conversations, when someone does reply it is one message a day. Fuck this site, fuck chad.

My dream of a cute European wife, dancing around and smiling in our beautiful expansive field with our beautiful European children is slowly slipping away from me bit by bit. I dont know how much longer I can continue.

Pleas respond.

>>74023500
GURL BRING DAT ASS OVER HERE

>>74023603
I can send a two sentence message and I'll get a 1-2 paragraph response within 30 minutes.

>>74023253
>I'm not a girl, you sick fuck.
that's literally what a girl would say
I hope your armpits are nice and pale with a slight stubble, those smell the best

>>74010748
W H O
I don't want to chat with her, just curious. I swear, Mr.

>>74023654
Yeah but you are Americana, you don't live in Europe and for that I am sorry. Perhaps move back to Europe and give the natives there land back?

>>74023253
If you are taking my advice your about me is going to be the thing that they look at first. If it's not great they will back out of your profile.

All this being said, people will generally respond to your messages regardless. Especially the people who do the same thing as you are. Just don't expect too much traffic on your own page.

>>74023500
Get nudes

>>74023722
We took the natives land just like how I am taking any time of day you will get from a European girl.

>>74023810
You will die from all that shite you put in your bodies soon anyway.

Leave my potential wifes alone you cunt.

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>>74012668
Hi Nottingham friendo. Hope you've had a nice day today? :)

>>74023885
No

>>74016025
Belarus > Korea (maybe?) >>>>>>>>>>> UK/USA

>>73997628
>www.interpals.net
and what's the point?

>>74017062
It is really easy, trust me. In fairness I have a tutor... but with her I knew the alphabet without a flaw in two lessons (2 hours)

>>74024054
Culture and language exchange of course! Kind of like /int/ before it became /general/

>>74021406
Say you want to but haven't yet planned a visit.

Most of them really want to meet foreigners lad, and if says she wants to be your guide or let you stay with her it means she'll fuck you when you go there.

>>74022702
My photo is me on a motorcycle with my helmet on, you can't see my face but girls still message me.

Then again that might be because it's like a $15,000 bike I guess.

>>74023933
Well, I haven't really done anything yet.

I think I will go on a bike ride now, just to russel your jimmies.

>>74023654
What can you say in two sentences that illicits that much of a response?

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>>73997628
>tfw yellow fever

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>>74024611
"what are you looking for in a guy" probably

>>74024636
you must have an unbend-able will to deal with the most boring people on interpals

can probably get nudes from a hideous Indonesian chick, should I do it or cut off contact now? Feel kind of bad for her, she probably doesn't have many other white guys to get lewd with

>>74024636
Manda teu perfil branquelo.

>>74024722
you have to weed out the boring ones.
Those you see there, the ones I'm "dealing" with, I found them after looking through close to 400 profiles (according to interpals statistics).

It's certainly troublesome at the beginning but I'm having lots of fun now - since those are people I actually have things in common with... and they are qt.

>>74024080
Is that less cancerous than /int/?

>>74024864
>should I do it or cut off contact now?

don't do it.
Not worth it bro.

>>74024951
You are talking to normies, and you can talk to women. It's much more fun on a personal level than /int/ for sure. Though with normies you have to sift through the really boring ones.

>>74024636
When did you message 4th from the top? She still haven't even read my message. I have a guess why though.

Although I'm doubting if it's even worth with her. I bet she get's messaged by everyone.

>>74024951
it's less cancerous than the thing you call vodka.

>>74025149
She replied to me really fast, I sent her a message when it was around 2am today I think? (for reference, it's now 4pm or 16:00 - here in Brazil)

I'm not saying this as bragging though, I didn't even expect her to reply at all but she did. And yes, she does receive a huge amount of messages (I think that's obvious).

Why do you think she didn't reply to you?

>>74024896
>branquelo.

Por qual motivo diz isso?
É um meme que não conheço?

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>>74025230
Lucky you. I messaged her 8 days ago. And we both viewed our profiles before I messaged her. Maybe she didn't like my profile somehow, I don't know. Or maybe my message simply got buried.

But I'm not feeling like messaging again just to get her attention. I'll look desperate and I don't feel like it will get anywhere anyway. Especially considering how popular she is. Especially thanks to that one photo. You know which one.

>>74024611
Just ask a girl about themselves they all love doing it and will send a long reply usually

>>74025424
Não imagino pasteleiras respondendo negros.

chad

>>74024636
I have nudes of the third one down

>>74025613
24y/o one?

>>74025650
Ja

/iihf_esc

Lads be honest, this is one of you?

>russian qt deletes profile
>find her on vk and make an account just to message her
>"omg hi anon! what a surprise! I missed you c:"

Then why'd you delete your account you fucking vodka bitch

None of you are catfishing me right?

>>74025440
that's funny because she didn't even visit my profile. So as you said, lucky me!

Maybe my message was just the first one on her message box that day and I got lucky - I don't know mate, I'm pretty sure you have a lead over me since being from Russia is already a plus, many Asians seem to like your country (with the exception of Japs, lol).

I don't think you should message her again precisely because of what you said, it'll seem desperate, and a person so popular like her will only get annoyed by it. Whatever reason she had not to message you, just forget it - maybe she'll reply eventually.

In fact, the first girl you can see on that pic (from top to bottom) took about 10 days to reply to me but she finally replied today (and sent a huge message). Don't lose hope Ruskie bro, your people are known to strive through hardships!

>>74025817
Sorry anon, I promise I won't post your nudes here :^)

>>74025739
because she doesn't care about you

>>74025716
That would be me.

>>74025870
REEE

>>74025613
show us then.

>>74025519
ah, entendi.
Sou "branco", pelo menos de acordo com a normalidade, não sei se /int/ nos considera brancos já que somos Brasileiros.

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SPEAK ENGLISH

>>74026065
just google translate it nig

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>>74025613
Lucky cunt

>qt spaniard viewed me
>apparently has partially pink hair now
>has shitty taste in vidya
>learning japanese AND korean
do the negatives outweigh the positives?

>>74025836
Only Asians that I could think of who might like Russia is Chinese. Bunch of them come to my town to study and/or as tourists. Can't think of single reason for them to genuinely like Russia. I might be overdramatizing a bit though. I love my country but I feel like it has it's own problems.

I have 2 QTs that I talk with regularly. No plans for them right now, but I'm enjoying our talks.

Also I'm a picky fuck. I notice that you are not as picky about their looks as I am.

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>tfw they all reply at the same fuckin time after ghosting me for hours

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>>74026131

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>This user does not accept messages from Turkey.
Every time

>>74025883
It's ok anon, just let the anger out :^)