/CUM/ - RIP gabagool edition
foreskin?
Islam
EYO FUCK DRUMPF
>>73994573
what film did you watch?
>>73994597
came here to say this
>>73994561
Donald Trump is a pretty bad president so far
GO GET YA FUCKAN SHINE BOX
EYO
EMILY RUDD
EYYYYY
Is Donald Trump a good example of the average New Yorker?
>>73994614
t. CNN
H-He's fast!
>>73994642
yes I am CNN how did you find out m, dumb ass fuck ?
>>73994654
me in the centre
what do gf's feel like?
>>73994614
can only be summed up by two words: Fuck Drumpf
>illegal immigration down 67%
>gorsuch supreme court
>job increases
>debt down instead of up
>making china do something about NK
trump is pretty bad though guys
>>73994666
slut
>>73994666
Make fun of my county one more fucking time nigger
.......bada
badi
o....n
o....g
m
Pooping at the team station, a blog by Anon
>The toilet roll was thrown on top of the toilet rather than being in the holder in every stall. Some toilets even had the roll in the water
>I pooped a lot but ran into problems wiping. Apparently a 5 inch stalk of asparagus made it through undigested and acted like a poop magnet that stuck poopy to the side of my butt cheeks
>While wiping I spread the poop on my butt and discovered the asparagus
>All the hand drying machines were out of order and there were no napkins
Also fuck drumpf for emboldening bathrooms to be like this
gonna put on a narrated creepypasta and lie down for a bit
>>73994683
this, tbqh
The steaks buds
>>73994612
I am a hero
>illegal immigration is down
>the majority of babies born in the US are still non-white
>>73994716
>tfw in legal age range
Bitchin'
>>73994706
>sticking 5 inches of vegetable in your face without chewing
wtf
>>73994686
>implyng any of that has nothing to do with obama
trump is riding obama's doings, just like reagan did to carter's
>>73994730
what's this garbage? prison food?
>>73994730
looks okay
>>73994680
>>73994730
>I am a hero (film)
huh, did you like it?
when is drumpft going to fix this?
>>73994683
you deserve a nine year ban follows you around and you can't escape from it
*passionately kisses you*
>>73994686
>be me
>be named donald trump
>actually DRUMPF
Can't make this shit up!
>>73994806
kys your self faggot
>>73994769
sorry you think the way you do
>>73994788
It was ok not a very good ending
Read the manga instead
>>73994769
this
>>73994790
we need genocide now
>>73994838
history repeats itself, cuck
>>73994730
Is it good?
>>73994859
embrace it wite boi now give up your boipucci and your wimminz
>>73994877
It's ok
/pol/ needs to get the FUCK out
>>73994897
how's the salad
WHEN
>>73994730
are you in jail?
>>73994882
I think you're a weaboo
You know what?
Fuck Drumpf.
And another thing?
Fuck wypipo.
tfw no obsessive gf who doesn't let me close the door when I go to the bathroom because she's afraid that I'll be talking to other girls on the phone
>>73994924
>confederacy
never
>>73994769
>obama appointed gorsuch
>obama's tough talk on illegal immigration led to reduction in crossings
>obama bombed syria and threatened NK while meeting with china
here's obama's legacy
>>73994924
>Texas
>Confederacy
really made me do the thing
fuck drumfpt and fuck niggers
>>73994924
never
obama was the greatest republican ally
>>73994924
I prefer this
>>73994943
this
it'll just be filled with blacks and mutts
>>73994944
fake news, history repeats itself
>>73994960
what about white people?
>>73994923
It's assorted raw vegetables
>>73994931
In a way yes
>>73994988
you're not history bud
The people who post these maps have no reason to live and should be shot dead
>>73995015
hospital i guess from the second pic, a-are you dying anon?
a 1175.87 mile stretch of land along the Pacific Ocean?
>>73995017
Excellent post
Thinking about a free Cascadia haha
>>73995029
hopefully
>john liebowitz changed his name to stewart for appeal
>that means it's the same as trump's ancestor grandfather changing his name after immigrating
why is john oliver on the air? why are people stupid enough to like him?
>>73995029
Not anymore but I guess I almost did
xD my ex from 5 years ago is going to marry the dude she "left" me for and ive gotten next to nothing since we broke up lol!
>>73995041
thinking of killing yourself anytime soon ?
why are drumfpkins so triggered by a nickname?
>>73995022
I'm Tom Jones you fucking pillock
>>73995078
Thinking a sovereign country for the inhabitants of the Pacific Northwest
>>73995082
not triggered, the meme is just fucking retarded
>not triggered, the meme is just fucking retarded
2bh I'm rather left wing economically but I approve of Trump's enforcement of our immigration laws.
>>73995050
i don't know if anyone really likes him, he was just chosen by the jews to have a show and spread the jewish message kind of like amy schumer
>>73995138
i want those sunglasses
Brainlets like you just wouldn't understand this humor
canadian intellectuals
>illegal immigration is the problem
fox news tier
>>73995194
haha, i love this show! here is my tatoto of it,
>>73995260
nonce
>>73995041
it's fun to think about stuff that will never happen, huh?
>illegal immigration isn't a problem
chicano tier
Still hungry tbqh
>>73995252
delet your reddit flag now
thats disgusting
>>73995209
It's not 'the' problem but it certainly is 'a' problem. Migrants should be selected for skill and merit, not their ability to walk across large desert passages.
>illegals pay taxes so it's ok
>ignore the net loss though that goes against my retarded liberal ideology
Every time Illinois makes a post someone in the world gets cancer
enjoy your non-white country dumbass, but hey, at least their legal r-right?
>>73995277
Is there anyone around at a hospital on a sunday night? I got to imagine its a skellington crew
>>73995292
this coming from Illinois
>>73995252
Is it?
somehow I tore the top layer of skin on the back of one of my toes
>>73995335
not an argument
>>73995318
As much as any other night
People don't stop dying or being sick even in the Lord's day
>>73995316
Thanks, I will
>if U dont support god emperor drumft u'r an LIBTARD
>i want my country to turn brown but i want it brown LEGALLY
>>73995316
if you don't want your country to become non-white then go make some white babies you idiot
>brown people moving in displacing the white population and ruining our genetic lineage? not a problem
>>73995382
Whom are you quoting?
>>73995382
>i want my country to turn brown
unamerican reported to the CIA, enjoy gitmo
this old guy came to campus last week
ayo muhfugga black lives matter
>nurse gives me IV an hour and a half late so I can't go buy more food
>>73995382
if it's inevitable then it should be done in the most organized way possible.
Stop posting asian girls
>>73995430
how many ivs of antibiotics do you go through a day?
>>73995382
What does turn brown mean? Kill whitey and replace with brown people?
You've been reported to the FBICIANSAMILINTETC
Enjoy looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life.
What did he tell her?
>>73995479
the truth
>>73995437
commie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj2vU2nr5Jw
>>73995359
best state flag
>>73995448
A 100ml bag of antibiotics and saline every eight hours, only takes half hour to go through the bag tho
>>73995479
to stop drinking starcucks
the absolute STATES of america
An equine phallus perhaps?
>>73995498
what disease do you even have
>>73995524
>white murder rate the highest
>black the lowest
Yeah no
>>73995528
that "women" is hideous
>>73995524
>blacks and mexicans are violent murderers
wtf hate facts now
Can you believe this qt is chinese?
>>73995561
she looks fine from the neck down
>American politics
>>73995479
>eyy babe, u want some fucc?
>>73995536
I _had_ a staphylococcus blood infection but I have to do four weeks of this shit after my cure date
>>73995524
>CA has a 40% WHITE homicide rate
>>73995494
you'd rather have a brown tsunami?
>canadian politics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLk2aSBrR6U
My dad got bite by a tick.
I convinced him to go to the hostpital and found the tick in his car.
>>73995609
that's the white population
>>73995549
>>73995609
it's state demographics, and the state's murder rates.
not murder rates of the demographics by state
>>73995609
try that again
>>73995634
>CA's white population consists entirely of murderers
what the fuck
>>73995620
>I'm against equal rights for women
inshallah my muslim brother
>>73995627
cool story
Fuck drumpf
>>73995675
I hope he doesn't die.
>>73995701
I dont think tick bites are often fatal
>>73995620
Is he enjoying the attention?
day of the grill when?
>>73995688
>minions
Opinion discarded
>>73995701
I don't think people die from that
>>73995688
>Americans
>>73994686
>ask 10 times from Merkel to make a trade deal
>doesnt understand that the EU is a single market
>11th Trump says okay I'll make a trade deal with Europe
For you cum boys this might mean nothing, but for the rest of the world it makes Trump look scarily stupid. Seriously the most worrying thing Ive seen concerning him
>>73995688
nothing to do with Trump
>>73995667
>I support diversity quotas instead of hiring based on merit
who is the real racist and sexist here?
hint, it's leftists
so i heard lots of americans unironically believe in god and cut bits of babies willies off to please him
can anyone confirm?
getting tired of watching movies and shitposting all day and I think I'm here until May 10th
what should I do?
>>73995688
not one of them took a science class outside of highschool
>>73995777
ask a nurse for some succ
>>73994730
Glad they gave you two salisburies. I would have call up and thrown a fit had they not.
>>73995777
start exploring the hospital going places you arnt supposed to be
British posters?
>>73994686
>debt going down
>military getting stronger
>coal miners in rust belt reemployed
>solving the nork crisis
>>73995777
give the nurse some succ
tfw no debilitating disease that lets me be a NEET in a hospital bed and die before I'm 23
can someone give me an honest guess of what % of guys get regular sex? I'm a bit of a loner so I always wondered how the other side lives
>>73995752
Except all of the women he put in cabinet were qualified. Unlike you I did my research and actually looked into their qualifications
>conservatives in charge of doing their homework
I'm sure having an executive staffed with nothing but jews, exxon and goldman sachs executives is much better.
>>73995743
germany controls the EU so why bother talking to anyone else
>>73995823
Stop worrying about it so much.
Sex will not make you happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=493pL_Vbtnc
>>73995828
how many times have you called the police when someone didn't use your preferred pronoun?
Ah yes
The ol IV
>>73995851
Oh, I don't idolize it or anything, I just use it as a gauge for how socially active a guy is.
>>73995851
>Sex will not make you happy.
Wrong, it will make you happy for roughly 5 minutes.
Icehouse beer is kinda shitty
but it was so cheap i can't really complain
>>73995828
so you looked up the male candidates and compared them too huh?
surely he must have had considered hiring men if his goal wasn't to force diversity for diversity sake
>>73995802
LMAO
>>73995869
hows the ball
>>73995864
>Oh shit he's right! my government is controlled by corporate interests and I'm nothing but a slave!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>73995799
Did that the first night when I became dslerious and thought I was being forced into a cult among other things
Then I got strapped to a bed, pissed my pants in my sleep, and got mental health act'd
>>73995910
Bit better, still swole
>>73995869
give me quick rundown of your story
>>73995834
I dont think you understand
Trump asked Merkel 10 times to make a trade deal with "Germany"
You cant do that, as everyone who knows anything about Europe knows. So trump asks this 10 times, even though its impossible
then Merkel tells her cabinet that trump has some fundamental misunderstandings on how Europe works. He is a clueless old man, I dont get how young smart people could possibly cheer him on
Hey guys, isn't Rick and Morty just so great? Finally, a mature cartoon for mature adults such as myself!
>>73995929
he let a girl pop her pimple into an open wound
Does this bother any burgers?
>>73995929
>Can I get a rundown
>>>/pol/
>>73995948
>Rick and morty shitposting
>>>/tv/
newfag shitposters GET OUT!
>>73995967
The average height going doing down because spics are invading our country and they're all manlets.
>>73995956
one day Im going to find and kill that man
>>73995948
I still have to watch the new episode that cam. Out a nurse reminded me it came out lmao>>73995929
No
>>73995967
future Americans are all niggers anyway
remember when trudeau sold canada's gold
or when he hired south africans to put out the wild fires instead of real countries, and they refused to work?
or when he promised legal weed?
or when he hailed castro as a hero?
or when it was shown he was on the take from chinese billionaires?
>>73995967
>Americans
>Shrinking
The only thing shrinking in america is their tiny 2 inch dicks lmao
>>73995956
What the fuck is he trying to accomplish
>>73995988
b-but I'm one of you, just without my flag
>>73996006
Trudeau's run could be summed up with a picture of him shitting on a Canadian flag.
>>73995986
Why?
Uh oh I might move to the UK for work
*falls towards you*
>>73996050
i'm sorry
>>73996036
Trudeaus been doing a fine job actually. Legal weed is on it's way, out commitment to NATO and defeating ISIS has been strengthened, our reputation in the world is better than it's been in a long time, health care has finally received the federal funding it needs, he has defending our trade interests against yankee bandits and he continues down his goal to make things better for the average canadian than his rich friends that he picked from some of the biggest corporations in the world.
>>73995937
>10 times
the only source on the 10 times is an unnamed german official, so I'll call bullshit
he probably asked, she said no this is how it works, and it went from there
really don't care if he didn't know how EU bullshit works as long as he knows now
with any luck the EU will collapse sooner rather than later anyway
>>73996131
grill on the left in a second
>>73996006
>or when he hailed castro as a hero?
This is actually good. Americans are just butthurt at him cause he bullied the small business men of the NY mafia that used to own half of Havanna
>>73996186
He was basically an Amerian hero. He told the yankee invaders that they "had to go back." Sounds familiar don't it?
>>73996186
i remember when finland fought commies
what GOOD animes am I not watching this season?
>>73996229
>good
>anime
>>73996229
Alice to Zouroku
>>73996241
does he even know what a stew is?
>>73996241
thats disgusting
does he make these videos ironically?
Guys how do I save this bunbun? Hes sniffed my hands a few times and I'm not seeing his mom anywhere ;__;
almost through exams.
we will push through lads.
>>73996279
give him a carrot and direct him to Albequrqe
>>73996186
yea, the communist takeover that caused a mass exile to the US and agreeing to russian nukes on his island had nothing to do with that
>>73996279
You must adopt the bunner and raise it as your own
>>73996133
Face it he is fucking stupid. I mean how are Americans not more embarrassed?
>>73996207
Sorry whatchu mean?
t. Non anglo
>>73996218
Great grandfather was a leftist and took a bullet to the face on the last day of the winter war, so dont use that as some snarky little argument. Cuba was a small country that had been colonized by a bigger one and Finland was the same.
hahaha
>>73996292
I dont have any carrots on me :(
He wont come out from under the bike now because it's dark and he's scared
>>73996323
he's superman. why doesn't he just fly into space and take a dump
>>73996342
there's no toilet paper in space, stupid
>>73996323
What's the joke? Is there something I'm missing here?
>>73996352
superman cant poop because batman is playing xD
>lose sight of bunbun
>get really worried
>look over
>hes with mommy bunbun getting milk
I'm so happy buds. I've been with this guy for over an hour and was really really worried about him
eating some rice pudding
pretty good, other than it looks like a big bowl of barf
>>73996350
he can literally fly at ungodly speeds. why not just fly to a cvs, grab some paper, and go in space?
>>73996312
Cubans wouldnt exactly have welcomed the Soviets if it wasnt for the failed invasion. Everything negative that happened to Americans because of Cuba was brought on by yourselves. I doubt there is a single historian that would dispute this
>>73996365
cute
>>73996363
gyros
>>73996370
how would the paper survive moving at supersonic speed, stupid
>>73995869
why are you in there
>>73996365
sleep tight, bugs
REALLY do NOT want to be at work right now
What's worse, it's a closing shift and then tomorrow I have an opening shift
Save me /cum/
post cute birds
https://youtu.be/WN_eSdIQCnI
>>73996423
It's okay.
A job is a job is a job.
>>73996389
paper isn't alive so it doesn't need to survive, stupid
>wanting powerful people who use the masses to serve themselves to have qualifications and skills
>>73996441
it would be torn to pieces, dumb dumb
>what is escape velocity
fuck wypipo
>>73996458
And fuck Drumpf?
>>73996469
you betcha
>>73996448
>implying super man can't freeze it into a more durable state and then unfreeze it
t. not knowledgeable
>>73996320
>tfw you talk about dead relatives in a serious tone and people get too respectful to hash out the (you)s you sincerly desire
aka please respond
rather enjoying having albertakun narrate his life
hospital life seems comfy if you aren't dying
Anyone here learning Japanese?
>>73996458
>>73996469
spread the word
>>73996498
>freezing toilet paper
you're stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHX1jxAhLm4
>>73996520
7th one is dog
>>73996520
No I'm not a loser
>>73996520
no
and Jyushiraiku is dumb
>>73996528
>not freezing it
you're not intelligent
>>73996588
not an argument
>>73996599
not an adequate reply
>>73994561
MYYY PRECIOUS!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH
>>73996656
/brit/ tier post
The 'tine
>>73995568
Yeah she looks chinky
>>73995277
Glad my big boy finished all his salisbury steakies. Big boy deserves dessert :).
>>73996669
sad
>>73996669
would fuck
>>73996671
>white skin
>auburn hair
>round eyes
how did you come up with that assessment?
>>73996365
too cute!
>>73996714
she's making a weird face
>>73996746
girls making weird faces is universal
>>73996512
Kinda boring tho
Think I get to leave for a few hours on Tuesday, need to think of shit to get to entertain myself
>>73996767
Delet this right now
make a new thread
>>73996783
Does the hospital have a library or anything?
>>73996795
>>73996795
But "they" are watching us.
>>73996667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz-8CSa9xj8
>>73996804
Not the unit I'm on, have a ton of books in my phone but eh
>>73996788
fucked in the head
>>>/wsg/1636852
How the fuck do people read fiction books?
>>73996857
You think that's fucked? Get a load of this.
>>73996877
escapism
>>73996877
Disinterest in and mild hate of reality
>>73996902
thats an answer to why not how
>>73996788
JUST
>>73996879
>tfw no PB&J bf
>>73996879
Would be good without the gay tumblr caption/10
there are people IN THIS THREAD who will call this man a terrorist
servants of ZOG all of you
>>73996879
â–¶wypipo
>>73996949
He made a lot of Iranian commies flee to Canada and the US
should've done his duty and killed them
>>73996879
I like a good PB&J :)
since this thread is waning I'll post the rest of my pictures with bread boy in the filename
what made bill nye go full JUST
>>73996978
Zionist and progressive funding
i literally don't get any of this muslim jew shit you fags spew
gay poopy faggot dumb bitch big booby titty dick shit
hope you enjoyed
>>73997061
>>73997061
>>73997061