'The Green Brain' edition.
Previously: >>73987640.
anime
anime
kelv
susan
suicide editio lol
anyways I'm gonna wank
>>73990528
Is suicide lad still in this thread? It's not to late lad just tell me where you live and I'll get an ambulance, your young mate things might look bleak now but you've got no idea where you'll be in a years time, life is like that man, please don't do it.
>he lives near a mobile phone mast
pineal gland: sold to the highest bidder
Very curious to see what happens in the suicide lad arc
The writers at /brit/ are certainly earning their pay
is the lad who wants to buy an mx5 still here
quick tell suicidelad all the things he has to look forward to in the future
>>73990615
I prefer the pakipoo show
much more relaxed, safe and predictable
>>73990595
this
terrible waste of life 2bh
Im Jin-ah
>pours ketchup all over myself
doin a 'cide lads ahaha x
not anime
>>73990595
good post
h-hey a-anon.
w-would you like to... uhh...
nevermind its a stupid idea you wouldn't like it
>>73990615
>why yes i do see a young teenage lad killing himself as a story arc
it's always "cute" or "pretty"
never "handsome"
>>73990648
>awkward
>can visibly see teeth
shan't
half tempted to stab myself live on /brit/
>>73990595
>>73990632
fuck off
such babies, go back 2 reddit or kids help line
hope he dies
space programme on channel 4 lids
>>73990648
No no ... please, tell me what's on your mind
>>73990648
>fuck off
>such babies, go back 2 reddit or kids help line
>hope he dies
new bf lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg
>space programme on channel 4 lids
Oi suicidelad give us an update
>>73990671
at least you're not an ugly mong like me
>>73990663
everything is a story arc
reality isn't real
everything is just me
i know a thing or two about cuts, and I can say for a fact this mong is not bleeding heavily enough to bleed out
if its even real blood, he just split a vein or two
what a flid
VERY uncomfy /brit/ tonight
>>73990737
I remember when I turned 13 and realised the world didn't revolve around my perspective
>>73990714
Marxist ideology distilled into pure hat form
>>73990648
fuck off you slanty eyed gook, get out of my house immediately and don't you dare go near my dog
kind of inspired by suicidelad tbqh
>liveblogging your 'cide on /brit/
>>73990766
>and don't you dare go near my dog
>>73990737
You lads are actually just my subconscious mind entertaining me as I sit in a psych ward somewhere.
What's it like being in my head
>>73990768
to do the same thing since /brit/ is easily tricked by corn starch, water, and red food colouring?
>>73990663
Everything that happens in this universe is simply a vision, a story invented by my brain. This universe, and everything in it only exists within my mind, and when I die, it too will cease to exist
a choon to distract https://youtu.be/Jh1XNjd_HN0
*takes a pill in ibiza*
haha what am i like
>>73990595
very VERY reddit post
don't do a 'cide
do a cide' !
>i know a thing or 2 about cuts
>>73990768
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/media-spotlight/201605/can-celebrity-suicides-lead-copycat-deaths
High profile suicides always cause more suicides
>>73990722
>>73990754
its ogre
woah I love science now!
anyone ever attempted a 'cide?
>Me when I see a new /brit/ thread
'cide lad you still around?
call 999
>>73990797
>people actually believe this
>>73990795
would be pretty stupid
if someone called the police they can easily trace you from your IP on your post and if they turn up and you're not bleeding out you'll get arrested for wasting police time
is meido doragon actually any good?
i do like dumb anime like umaru
>>73990795
nah to actually kill myself
>>73990833
I guarantee you he;s not bleeding out, He's just bleeding
at worst he'll wake up tomorrow with a headche
>>73990863
fuck off
encouraging suicide is 4chan culture
gonna do a cheeky roll
>>73990850
>scientist can't even buy the right sized placard
>>73990850
>environmental racism
what
>>73990873
currently at the train tracks trying to amp myself up to put my head on the tracks and have a swift death
>>73990847
>>73990905
>>>/b/2006
>>73990850
>ending a sentence with a preposition
Just a bit of banter innit
>>73990866
NEED an oriental bug eyed gf
>>73990850
>protest about science (whatever the fuck that means)
>4 out of 5 things that runt is whining about has nothing do with science
ahh
>>73990926
stop
>>73990766
>>73990866
us cosmics fan ww@
>>73990926
post location/train station so when you stop posting we can see if it was legit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jcI4QMOiWY
relaxin' uh uh
>>73990936
>>73990824
You know what? Fuck off, seriously, this isn't "le epic internet hate box", a member of our community has been driven to attempt to take his own life and you're just going to sit there being edgy as fuck? Fuck you man.
>>73990948
I'm being hunted by a paramilitary there is no stopping mate it's this or get tortured to death
Good move desu
>fuck off
>encouraging suicide is 4chan culture
>4chan culture
>>73990850
nobody denies climate change, the debate is the extent to which humans influence it
and the rest of that is complete nonsense
>>73990911
"""""scientist"""""
>>73990754
>what a flid
Hello 1970s school bully
>>73990981
what the fuck are you on about mate
how old are you
>>73990937
>>73990997
>gas liquid and solid are the only states of matter
>>73990943
WRONG
>>73990850
>new left postcolonialism and critical theory are science
hmmm. havin a think about this one
>>73990971
im not being edgy, just think someone who wants to kill themselves, then thats their right.
plus I seriously doubt any of this real, judging by the volume of blood he showed(not a lot)
so you fuck off you whiny bitch
>>73990983
Seen you post this before. Will be keeping an eye on you son.
Here's a vid of a guy who desperately DOES NOT want to die
>>73990926
if this is real don't do it mate. dunno how to convince you because i don't know your circumstances but you'll find something.
>>73990964
Absolutely no chance you autists will phone the police
>>73991017
I have LVF looking me I can't walk down the street without looking over my shoulder.
I'm 22
>>73990907
really want right now
>>73991041
Dropping out of Uni was the best thing I ever did, god damn
>>73990997
the nigger forgot plasma and BECs
>>73990926
Lad if you just live stream it I will happily give you the encouragement you need to better yourself. You can do it.
>>73990997
what the utter fuck is this shit
I thought this march was about climate and environmental science
western/american jews only exist because Stalin kicked them all out of his country
>>73990926
please don't do this, you are going to ruin someone elses day/life.
Just go to bed and try and sleep
t. relative of a train driver
>>73991048
Why should someone kill themselves when they've hardly even experienced life yet?
>>73991070
you should probably move to Scotland, England or Wales...
>>73990983
cackling
>>73991088
i think its supposed to be but was hijacked
can any more teenage lads kill themselves please?
I'll join in if you do it
>>73990671
Is 'handsome' the best one though? I feel like only older people say that now. My mum's friends call me handsome (some of them are really fit desu and I shagged two of them haha)
But with girls my age I usually get cute or pretty or even beautiful. Wasn't sure about that one. Don't want to look like a gayboy.
>>73991041
well if it was posted to twitter it must be true
>>73991068
Look mate I have loyalist paramilitaries looking to torture me
what the fuck can I do? I tried getting a gun but they said my life isn't in danger
>>73991105
Hmm you are kind of right but I don't know what to do.
What way should I kill myself?
I need blood thinners
>>73991119
no money
>>73991128
I'm 22
>my dad works at traintendo
>>73990971
>>73991063
dafuq
>>73991070
>Absolutely no chance you autists will phone the police
I won't, I'm just skeptical and think you're a ruseman, Plus no way do the rozzers arrive before the next train
>You will never hold her hand
There's a nigger trying to chat up my girlfriend over instagram
What should I do lads? Feel like if I tell him to fuck off it makes me look insecure haha
state of how fucking small asian willies are
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492964495264.webm
and that is pornstar size
>>73991070
>He's an Irish Nationalist
Don't care anymore, go on, put your fucking melon on the tracks potatonigger
liberals are sure doing a good job making her look silly
>>73990883
Prove that I am not the only conscious being in existence
You can't, because I am. Begone little ant
>>73991151
I'm not a ruseman honestly mate I was posting on /brit/ about being hunted the other night
>>73991178
>Irish
I'm fucking British I was born in Scotland to an English parent I moved over here because my dad went to prison
>>73991162
business idea: go to asia and shag lots of oriental women with my above average willy
>>73991088
no lol
also climate "science" is equally full of shit.
they present an argument that is completely facetious with no evidence to back it up, yet they claim we need to act now since by the time there is evidence it will be too late.
nothing these people do actually helps the "environment"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQbIqNd5D90&t=9s
who is this suicidelad I just got back and I'm very concerned need a quick rundown thanks
>>73991211
why are loyalists after you then you daft paddy runt
>>73990926
Lad pack it in
You know this is just the drugs talking you fucking fanny
If i cast my mind back to sixth form days, i'm filled with dread, embarassment, shame and other bad feelings.
:(
It's such a low-point in my life, I can't even remember much from those two years (besides the bad stuff)
>>73991148
sort yourself out
Lancashire
>>73991185
>only concious being in existence
>centre of the universe and time
>khv NEET on /brit/ with no prospects
Why the fuck wouldn't you have killed yourself by now?
ah yes suicide mong is the same mong who claims to have the irish looking for him
doubting all of this now
give up you twat
you're wasting your time
>>73991115
you don't know his condition, his life might be unbearable and the future even more bleak
I'm just an advocate of free will my man
>>73991141
cut deeper?
>>73991211
>I'm not a ruseman honestly mate I was posting on /brit/ about being hunted the other night
well if thats the issue, and you have nothing to lose, get tooled up and hunt them back
>>73991247
RARE
hmm
>>73991141
young enough, you do it, I'll do it
>>73991233
Like I said I'm not a paddy I was born to British parents.
I fucking hate taigs I've smashed a few of their heads in my lifetime
I challenged the LVF in a psychotic breakdown because I was angry at what they done to my brother
>>73991235
hmmm yes stay alive and get my knees blown off great idea
you cant pause it mum its online
what's the difference between britfeel, britpol and brit?
>>73991160
Yeah don't respond. Just leave it and see how your gf reacts.
>>73991141
>loyalist paramilitaries looking to torture me
For what? Debt?
>>73991229
see >>73990013
>>73991309
neets/nazis/normies
>>73991070
Can someone explain to me what LVF is and why they're apparently out for this lad
>>73991185
>Prove that I am not the only conscious being in existence
you're not because I am
you're just a figment of my minds creation
>>73991309
>britfeel, britpol and brit?
autism
autism
and banter
(respectively)
>>73991223
Hm well you clearly don't understand proper usage of the word 'facetious' so I'll be discarding that opinion lad.
>>73991070
go home, have a shower, put your feet up and have a think.
why do you think there are people hunting you? take any evidence you have to the police
>>73991309
brit/fee/ has poleaboo
brit/pol/ has more tripfags than anons
/brit/ is faster than them both combined and has well, what do we have?
A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES
>>73991309
>britfeel
slow, essentially like /brit/ without gimmick posting. more blogposting oriented.
>britpol
boring mongos who discuss boretics all day
>/brit/
a bit of everything
>>73991335
Loyalist Volunteer Force
can't answer your 2nd question desu
>>73991114
>that girl from the tings tings
was she ever posted here?
>>73991356
Snitches get stitches
>i fucking hate taigs
bit offended, was trying to help the lad
>>73991365
>slow, essentially like /brit/ without gimmick posting. more blogposting oriented.
sounds better
if only /r9k/ wasn't such cancer
I honestly miss when /brit/ was full of whiny bloggers
>>73991248
Because my brain doesn't want to and the scenario my mind had dictated you pen out is one that is not founded in this reality. Begone from my sight
>>73991384
Be a good Samaritan. Being a cunt doesn't necessarily mean you should die.
https://youtu.be/g5ciBWNwjsY?t=90
>>73991360
haha did poleaboo really just fuck off to /britfeel/? got bullied from /brit/ the paki nonce haha
>>73991384
I mean the proper hood taigs I'm sorry
Joe don't be doing something stupid mate you can stay at my house it's ryan here ill come get you where are you
>>73991417
>Begone from my sight
You can see me?
>>73991425
ah you're alright lad
anyway just move elsewhere, northern irelands a kip anyway
>>73991325
WTF don't do it D:
>>73991297
Instead of killing yourself and literally just ending your fucking life why don't you run away to England where you're safe? Ring the rozzers
le pen is mightier than the sword
>>73991211
>dad went to prison
Your whole family is full of degenerates so, it's probably best you just kill yourself you fucking waste of space
Don't do it anon.
>I'm fucking British I was born in Scotland to an English parent I moved over here because my dad went to prison
It's Belfast the reddit flagger who is well known for being a heavy drug user and compulsive liar
>people constantly talking about how bad life is in /brit/
>half the general seems to have depression
>loads of benzo addicts and alcoholics
>one person actually kills themselves
>"OMG MATE DONT DO IT THERES SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR"
Is there? Is it really so bad he wants to kill himself. half of us lead boring lives with little to no meaning. not like hes missing much
>this is what Disney has turned Star Wars into
My favourite childhood universe is being raped
GÖR DET BÖG
>>73991497
know him in real life the lad isn't lying he's a complete fucking nut
>>73991461
CUNT I only thought of this joke earlier and its already been stolen
ow
just bit into a jaffa cake and my saliva glands exploded
>>73991497
wait this is belfast? never mind he's being serious
Loyalists are small time and primarily interested in drug dealing these days. I'm confused as to what you did to get them after you. They're entirely provincial though, they won't follow you. Seriously this place is a shithole lad, good excuse to go to the mainland and try your luck there.
>>73991505
we only exist once, might as well not waste it. even if it is utter shite.
Joe you may reply and come see me tonight or im ringing the peelers mate
>>73991505
yeah but he's killing himself for gimp reasons and is probably lying
>22 but had the LVF "hunting him"
Ah yes, definitely not the paranoid ramblings of a drug-addled turborunt
Why would one kill oneself to avoid being killed?
I think we should all kill ourselves, slit our wrists, throats, stab ourselves to death, hang ourselves, take a load of pills, we should all do a mass suicide
can we please decide a date an we all commit collective suicide?
>France is going to have a president named after a biscuit
>getting fast food after a night out
>its halal paki food
HANG YOUR HEADS IN SHAME FFS
>>73991509
Why can't they just use 'they' if they want a gender neutral character
>>73991540
well if it's belfast it's real, i don't think it is though
>>73991576
northern irish logic
>>73991566
I'm in a taxi lad I'm sweet
>>73991560
literally the only reason I can't even think about suicide haha
>>73991505
depression kayfabe is common in online communities. many who appear depressed aren't but want to fit in with those who are.
>>73991570
reckon it is desu
zoot-induced psychosis
come on lad
>>73991576
would rather take my own life then someone else take it for me
>>73991559
He most likely tried to sell drugs without paying them their cut
>>73991576
4D chess
>>73991605
That doesn't make them feel special
This is what happens when you don't reply to other anons
NHS should have TWO licensed psychiatrists monitoring and replying to this nest of mental illness
>>73991606
It's definitely Belfast and Malaysia is Ulster
>>73991605
>alien races should use the same gender pronouns
umm sweetie
>>73991576
>being captured by isis
>>73991611
Taxi where? how you getting into a taxi with your arms cut to pieces don't be lying to me
Ryan you saved my life lad I'm heading home here but what I said is completely serious about the LVF I'll give you a shout tomorrow
>>73991509
>muh childhood
I'm only glad Star Trek died years before this rubbish got going
>we only exist once
Pagans are actually this stupid
>>73991509
You know when old people get out of touch and think that the kids new culture is weird and scary to them.
You know how we think that'll never happen to us.
It's gonna fuckin happen to us isn't it lads.
>Omg granddad you can't say him, zhe hasn't chosen xer gender yet xe's only 12.
>God your granddad is such a bigot
Oh well, at least that'll never happen to me since I won't ever be a grandfather.
>>73991566
>northern direish loyalist runts know each other in real life, a.k.a. this ulster and "belfast"
no wonder their shitposting is so coordinated
>>73991633
why the fuck would they kill you what have you done to them
at most they will give you a beating and leave it there
just consumed ~500 calories in 1 minute
>>73991675
>gif
fuck off
post to fill up the thread with litter
Why does somebody not know how to flush the toilet after they've had a SHET?!
>>73991631
He's full of shit, when he first took whatever he's on he was going on about how he wanted to go out and 'heem' some runts, now he's bricking it because the LVF are hunting him
Read this spacker like a book he's just a fucking runt looking for attention
>>73991247
oh my days havent seen you for AGES boyo
whats occurin
>>73991666
oh christ
>>73991674
stay safe man
>>73991670
>being kuffar
currently walking around my local train station shouting for you jason
>>73991717
Where do you live? I'll come and kick your door down and shove a pole down your fucking throat
>>73991662
this
>it was ulster and belfast having a gay little LARP all along
IMAHJUN MAI SHAWK
litterpost
>>73991560
i just hope for heaven
because I wont find happiness in this life. Not true happiness
How the fuck do all these Irish runts know each other hahahaha
coppers should shut this place down
>>73991721
nothing much lad just keeping on
how are you lad?
back from the other lands?
>>73991743
Bit gay, i prefer Russian men
>>73991682
>It's gonna fuckin happen to us isn't it lads.
It really fucking is isn't it. Glad I'm gay and we'll never be having kids. Have a fairly down to earth traditional extended family. Hopefully they'll keep my nieces and nephews and whatever kids spawn next from being utter SJW scum.
>>73991673
>>73991611
>knowing each other IRL
>talking through fucking /brit/
Get to fuck you dirty proddy bastards
Would love to put a bullet in both of your heads haha :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7jSesdxl0
>>73991525
call the police
>>73991793
Where do you live? I'll come meet you right now I wouldn't mind bashing someones snarky forehead in
>>73991779
do you have something to report?
I actually was gonna tell it to not kill itself before I realised it was a taig
>>73991823
an agent of the fbi?
coppers BTFO
>>73991818
Oh fuck off you pathetic cretin fishing for attention
hope you get slowly tortured to death
>>73991794
shit taste mate
>>73991792
>tfw traditionalist gay Tory and radical centrist
>>73991838
a roman legionary?
need a cute bf to commit suicide with
a fucking leaf hahaha oh god, a FUCKING leaf, why? why would they put a fucking LEAF on there
got a new phone lads
i've been using a 2005 era flip phone for the past 12 years
just moved up into the era of slider text phones
[spoiler]i'm poor[/spoiler]
what have i missed. someone tried to kill themselves?
>>73991818
Get a housing benefit flat on terms of intimidation and don't tell anyone where you're going, get one in a catholic area
chat with me on steam and we'll get it sorted
>>73991743
Hahahaha don't get brave you fucking gimp, you were literally just about to kill yourself because some big scary tough boys were coming to beat you up Hahahaha have a fucking word you weapon. Gimp.
what is haitiANO doing here
>>73991887
think they succeeded. Probably been a train by now
>the first earth day was lenin's 100th birthday
ahhh yes
shan't ever be paying it mind again
>>73991782
ye same toobeeage
aye back from foreign muck since january, sat here now with 3000 words in for tuesday morning and done about 0 so nothing new there
a suicide?
>>>/g/60024106
the future is bright
>>73991818
I live in Derry, Buncrana Road
Literally a gang of Ra heads across the road from my house right now haha, you won't do anything you little bitch you'd be torn apart haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jcI4QMOiWY
loved my ex bf
DONT LISTEN TO HER
listen to me
>>73991902
>t. olaniANO
>>73991887
>>73991913
It was some gay reddit flagger fishing for attention
imagine my surprise
Actually fucking hilarious watching these two arse bandits coordinate a refugee situation when one's in Malaysia and the other just had his head on the train tracks
Fucking crying with laughter, look how dramatic they're being. Northern Direland is literally like the fucking Wild West
I find the idea of that lad being dead right now quite beautiful
>>73991818
>>73991888
>>73991931
on my way
a murder suicide?
>leaf loyalist runt, ""malaysian"" "ulster" loyalist runt, suicidal loyalist runt
fuck this, all the cunts coordinate their anti irish shitposts, cunts all probably told me to kill myself about 10 times
what goes around comes around cunts
live good lifes and drop the bitter hate
>>73991969
he pussied out
typical taig
If you're still here, suicide lad, don't do it, ultimate discontinuity is not worth it.
>>73991927
nice nice, that you done soon then?
pop some modafinil it'll be done in a jiffy
I'm on a very comfy first, about 2/3rds through first year though but still, done the hard modules already.
Ah yes, Ryan and Joe the two junkie hun scumbags
hope the police traces each one of you that was telling him to do it, if his head really is under a train right now
had some good fun for a few days when club penguin was shutting down
>>73991992
>cunts all probably told me to kill myself about 10 times
powering my peanuts
>>73992023
unironically submitted a tip to PSNI you're all utterly fucked
>>73992023
it's just some taig smackhead don't worry
having a sonder
>>73991963
ulster's been proxied up for a long time
>>73991993
really?
well someone has to die tonight
did zhe kill zherself?
Honestly feel sorry for all these lower class cunts who don't live in Belfast. NI is a fucking hole but at least being a middle class wanker living in belfast you can have some semblance of civility.
>>73991963
He's not in Malaysia, he's using a proxy because he's a nonce with a static IP
Just close brit for the night they talk shite imagine the absolute state of some of these runts irl sitting at their laptop like the hunchback of nortre dame
>>73992000
>dat ass
wud fuk
>>73992053
we already have my thread
>>73990536
>>73990536
>>73991992
after the events of this gay little shitfest tonight I now want all northern Irish proddies executed
zhe is dead
>>73991818
Honestly where are you? I'd love to see you come to Derry, would beat you senseless you and then parade your lifeless prod body around to the lads on a leash
You're probably some psychotic little dweeb who's never been in a real fight in his life haha
>>73991862
Najee den var ju hyfsad animationen iallafall.
>>73992068
apparently no but he hasn't updated?
>>73991933
You live 5 minutes from me haha
Recycle once this is over.
>>73990536
>>73990536
>>73991965
me on the left
>>73991933
>>73992111
>>73992134
>3 Derry lads
Pints? Haha x
>>73991944
who? Cheshire?
gonna try an old gimmick hope it works
>>73992142
>>73992053
this thread isn't even done yet you mongs
just see how it goes
gimmick idea: pooey town names
example: derry now becomes berry as in dingleberry(or binglederry for short)
btw everyones moved to the new thread that's why it's so slow
>>73992317
shut the fuck up
>>73991674
You were never going to kill yourself anyway, you pathetic histrionic pissant.
>>73992343
make me you yank twat
is he dead yet?
i took a baff and missed the action
laffin at the mongs tryin to act like samartian hotline
i knew it was farce from the beginning
>>73992051
>being a grass
lmaoo
>>73992627 →
>>73992627 →
happy armenian genocide remembrance day lads