/brit/

>>73987640
Why do North Italian lads have big cocks and plump bums while the South Italians don't?

/brit/ is a hetero, rorke general

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>>73987731
that's east sussex

>Pope Francis has described some of Europe's holding centres for migrants and refugees as concentration camps.

>The Roman Catholic leader made the comments while meeting migrants during a visit to a basilica in Rome.

>He thanked those who welcomed refugees but said that it appeared "international accords are more important than human rights".

>The American Jewish Committee said the Pope should rethink his "regrettable" reference to concentration camps.

>The term "concentration camp", which predates World War Two, is nonetheless evocative of the centres set up by the Nazis for slave labour and the extermination of millions of Jews and others.

OY VEY

>>73987731
Gonna get motion sickness tumbling back down

>>73987731
Since Brighton is a leftie city, are there many shitskins there?

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>work in 9 hours

>>73987728
then why am i here typing as i'm literally being bummed

devon

>>73987731
that's east sussex m8

Anyone got a video uploading site that requires no signing up?
I just made a video of me heeming my wall because I was thingken of globalists

>>73987690
no idea what's available in terms of audiobooks but i'd rec denis johnson's 'train dreams', it's nice and short but also well written and poignant

>tfw Macron is hard on the UK, just like Merkel will be
>tfw it antagonises the people in the UK even further, thus pushing the UK further Right

Fantastic

>>73987665
>he's a mong who fell for the "polls mean nothing" meme

>>73987788
>tfw too tired to even plan the ol' 'cide when home after a day's work

gonna break it down into a list of steps and just do one a day

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>>73987841
>he thought texas would be red

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>tfw no tough Thatcherite rorkina mommy to impose austerity on my tendies consumption and bully my dick

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>>73987859

Need a nice comfy book to listen to on my walk into work that's not very complex but it's still at least partly /lit/worthy. Any ideas?

>>73987706
pics

people who hate wikileaks are the definition of stooges

>>73987920
The Koran

>>73987920
The Book of the New Sun
Moby Dick

stabbed myself but i fucked it up

>Picasso died in the 70s

I always thought he was one of those old fucking painters from Da vinci's time or some shit. Also his full name was

>Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

Mental

>>73988020
stab me in the bollocks

>>73988051
alri 'ddit

Nikola Tesla was a fuckin runt and a half mate. I bet I could kick his ass too

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Turbo kike from Silicon Valley makes a DRM always online juicer with proprietary juice bags of capri sun and requires an IOS app to function that basically juices you for cash and calls the cops if you try to squeeze out the juice yourself.

the Chinese make an identical knock off that removes all of that bullshit, with reusable bags that you can fill yourself.
now the JEWcero guy is suing them
>tfw the Chinese are more freedom oriented and people friendly than the Americans are now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qczImf93M_E

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*laserblasts your ballbag*

>>73988051
me gran met him once
bit mental knowing that I've met someone who met one of the most famous people born in the 19th century

>>73988056
can't I kiss them instead?

gentlemen, this is democracy manifest

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>Work in 11 hours

a succulent chinese meal?

>post singing the praises of chinese industry
>canadian flag
pottery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwFPwFpS-gM
why do leftists look the exact same in every country?

I need a cute boy to accept my big penis up his boypussy

>>73988196
I see you know your judo well

>>73988176
>go to bed
>close eyes
>immediately time-jump to tomorrow morning

just awful. it's 11 hours in reality but really it's however many minutes left there are today before you fall asleep + the hours before work when you wake up

>>73988125
don't care, only a cunt would buy this in the first place.

>>73988253
You ave about 4 hours of dreams a night, they pass in real time to your subconscious

i know kung fu

>>73988207
yes yes very good
I truly love the future being crafted for us by our (((Yank))) overlords where mundane tasks become obtuse always online bullshit filled with micro transactions.

The point is, you are alive
Than means you could have overcame tons of suicidal thoughts

Be proud of it

>>73988253
pro tip: don't sleep.

>>73988218
me please
desperately need it

animeing rn

>>73988213
because they are agents of Yank imperialism
they dress like urban youth in san fransisco and LA

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just had an earthquake

>>73987761
Read my post again. I said they have an agenda, which they quite obvioudly do.

>>73987747
Nothing from the leaks say corruption to me. All I've seen are damaging releases on exclusively Western nations' intelligence capabilities. There has been nothing to prove our nations are using these capabilities to spy on anyone but our enemies or other nations of strategic interest, which I fully support.

The position most have taken, which is that our governments are using these capabilities to spy on us rather than further our national interests, is the position that's been established by marxists and people with an interest in weakening the confidence of Western citizens.

>>73988322
sorry lad I'm killing myself tonight

>>73988125
reddit announcement

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>wake up in the middle of the night
>wonder why the light is on
>turn over and see this

wat do

i dont get it. why all the hype for a fucking juicer?

Lads I feel so fucking amped up I've been taking loads of drugs and I think I've lost the plot.
I'm about to go out and look for a runt to heem.

Hope you enjoy this video of me punching the wall hard as fuck

https://vid.me/EY50

>>73988388
fuck no
why

>>73988407
Roll over to your other side and try to get back to sleep, you've got work in the morning for god's sake.

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>Hey Anon, have you seen <shit movie no-one cares about>

>No

>What? But it has <vapid actress I never heard of> in

>Idk who that is

>Omg, guess its a generation thing har har har. Guess this is where we differ har har. Cos I was born 5 whole years earlier than you we thus experienced entirely differing cultures and have no overlap. Le generation gap.

>I've heard of it I just never watched it. Anyway it came out in 1982 before you were even born.

>...... le wrong generation. You 90's kids har har har.

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>He Said Yes

>>73988407
Get nervous and ask her to leave

>>73988407
annoyed you made all the effort and forgot to bring tendies

>>73988388
sister puncher?

*punts your runt cage*

Quiet down in there!

Anyway so I was saying Deano.....

>>73988434
please dont hurt your hand

>>73988451
never happened

>>73988213

>why do leftists look the exact same in every country?

Low testosterone in the womb

*escapes runt cage*

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>>73988434
hahah this is fucking COMEDY GOLD

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This is a cheers cat

He will be invigorating you this whole day and night

does anyone have that long copypasta about when the guy has his bollocks destroyed by the truck in the nice attack? that shit was so funny

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>>73988434

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>work in 20 hours

>>73988387
Delete this like you did the last one lad nobody gives a shit

>>73988604
Yeah I have it. Just reading it again now, it is quite funny.

>>73988441
I need to

>>73988434
Absolute banter

>>73988451
not a word

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had the new gf round to mine to watch a film and we actually watched a film and didn't have sex

cleaned the flat for nothing

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56ef44242ffab

wish i looked like this

YOURE A BIG GUY

FOR YOU

https://vid.me/cwi3

just finished absolutely pwning some n00bz on Titanfall 2

Sucked my mate off for a dare once

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this is your home

*put you in*

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might play some dead space

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>You install the Juicero® app on your phone and create a user account
>You connect the Juicero® juicer to your Wi-Fi and add it to your Juicero® account
>You order Juicero® Produce Packs™ using the Juicero® app
>Every Juicero® Produce Pack™ has a unique QR code printed on it
>After ordering, these codes are added to your Juicero® account
>When you insert the Produce Pack™ into the Juicero® juicer, it reads the QR code and verifies online that the Produce Pack™ is in your Juicero® account and is not past the expiry date
>After squeezing, the code for the Produce Pack™ is marked as used
>You remove the Produce Pack™ from the Juicero® juicer, wash it and send it back for recycling
>The Juicero® app can automatically order new Produce Packs™ based on your preferences, as well as shipping labels for returned Produce Packs™
>Additionally, if a product recall is issued, e.g. in case of a bad ingredient, all affected Produce Packs™ in your Juicero® account will be automatically disabled to ensure your safety and health

>>73988634
Didn't realised I'd posted in a ten minute old thread did I lad haha

Anyway Ivan mate when does Mr Romanov let you clock off?

>>73988451
did they really say le generation gap? weird

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just invented a new juicer lads

Put fruit in the top.
Dilute with water

Hate that the infestation has finally reached Northern Ireland. Utterly repulses me. Hope Troubles kick off again so the rats will flee the sinking ship.

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>>73988678

>>73988125
fucking hell they must have built this company and knocked that shit out in about 2 weeks

Chinks are beyond human

>>73988434
good lad?

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me in the picture

Business idea: relocate the Palestinians to Australia

>>73988451
Blade Runner is good though

west sussex is literally the goat county when you think about it

>not poorthern
>densely populated without being a 3rd world shithole like london
>not full of inbeds like kent to the east or devon or cornwall to the far west
>overall loads of really pretty places and scenery, including based arundel in the op pic where you wouldn't think twice is you saw a hobbit walk past

only counties that maybe come close are hampshire or wiltshire, but even then hampshire is is a bit of a shithole and wiltshire is quite far out

you can tell when /brit/ is at its worst when the average post is just a few words of some inane shit and (You)s decline

hello cheers cat
thank you for invigorating me today

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>>73988434

alr ilads

Find it very easy to fake empathy

Bit unnerving

Reminder, do NOT reply directly to any posts in /brit/.

>>73988125
could it be that this was his plan all along.

As a business idea, this would be thrown out the dragons den

>>73988759
that's fucking hot
dare you to suck my eight inch cock

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>>73988434
>>73988752

watched Get Out last night, was quite entertaining in fact

i will live today without killing myself thanks to you cheers cat

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>Brexit
>Trump

>Meanwhile in France, a socialist open borders loser is President.

Sometimes I forget Europe isn't like us.

What would the world be like without Anglos lads.

The funniest part is that France is the least lefty non-interventionist and is the most secular and proud with the strongest national identity of all of them. That means the rest of Europe are even worse than Macron.

>>73988944
bit gay la

>>73988866
Hampshire mentioned
>tfw we are far and away the best county

>>73988937
its like a parody of the entire tech culture right now. nothing is created that is truly novel, just more ways to milk you like a cow

>>73988752
>these are the people you share /brit/ with

Where to go if i want to pick up prime bong boipucci

vid.me lad looks like he's 16

>>73988752
why does he punch the wall? bane doesn't do that

>>73988992
yank tier post

you don't need to be a successful western nation to be suddenly amassed with uncontrollable amounts of muslim/african migrants

moscow/dubai/shanghai/etc

to think this is an exclusively European/Western issue is naive

>>73989024
gay village

>>73988992
Marcon hasn't even won

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>>73988434
>https://vid.me/EY50

HOWLING

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>>73988125

>>73989024
my house x

>>73988992
>What would the world be like without Anglos lads.
Safe.

>>73988776
>did they really say le generation gap? weird

I may have exaggerated for comedic effect. But the conversation has happened more than once.

One coworker even tried to blame the fact I'd never played pokemon on the fact she's 2 years older than me.

>I guess pokemon was before your time

Bitch what, I never played pokemon because it looked gay.

cooking tagliatelle, quorn meatballs and dolmio sauce x

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>>73989039
i think he looks a bit like kev

>>73988992
why can't the lefties just agree to close the borders. don't they see you can't have a cushy welfare state with a constant stream of hungry 'sheeds flooding in?

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>>73988752

>>73988434

absolutely fucking screaming

>>73989056
>you don't need to be a successful western nation to be suddenly amassed with uncontrollable amounts of muslim/african migrants
See: Ireland, for example.

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How do people pronounce tagliatelle where you're from, /brit/

>>73988434
always remember that most of /brit/ are spastic skinnyfat 16y olds

>>73989094
>Bitch what, I never played pokemon because it looked gay.
this

gay autistic japanese anime wank nonsense

>>73989144
im a spastic skinnyfat 22year old

>>73989001
idk man southmapton and portsmouth are such shite they just bring ithe whole county down so bad, west sussex doesnt contain any places that bad, and its close enough to london to be relevant without actually being london. i dont see how anyone could reasonably argue in favour of a county over west sussex

>>73988992
>What would the world be like without Anglos lads.

It would be on about 15th century level

>>73989142
tagg li a telle

>>73988944

*gets down on knees and unzips you*

Hmmm only four inches here lad, shan't

business idea: purge every country that isn't a majority anglo

Reddit is actually very good desu. A finance professional has devoted at least 1 hour of his Sunday to advising me on how to start investing, purely out of the goodness of his own heart and the sense of Reddit community. You would NOT get that on 4chan, not at all.

still haven't got the Creators Update lads

business idea: recolonize South Africa

>>73989142
tag lee ah tell eh

>>73988434
yelping

>>73989226

Lads on /o/ can be very helpful.

>>73989226
you might, but nobody would trust the advice.

2bh you shouldnt trust the investment advice of strangers on the internet

>>73989226
how much do you have to play with? i.e. not money you'll need to spend at some point

Business idea : recolonise america

>>73989113

Lefties think that bennies and handouts are free money. They have no concept of where it comes from.

Why would they suddenly develop that concept when faced with the question of letting in half a million migrants. They can get free money too. And the schools and hospitals can accomodate all, if they get too full just magic up some more free money for the NHS and to hire new teachers. Easy

*mumbles about globalists and punches wall*

>>73989208
haha very funny lad, now wrap those cute soft lips around my throbbing cock

reminder that religion is the thinking man's dogma

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really felt this in my neurons

>>73989340
>>73989113
literally just print money, bloody racists

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>Lefties think that bennies and handouts are free money. They have no concept of where it comes from.

>Why would they suddenly develop that concept when faced with the question of letting in half a million migrants. They can get free money too. And the schools and hospitals can accomodate all, if they get too full just magic up some more free money for the NHS and to hire new teachers. Easy

>why do you leftists hate freedom, tear down this wall
>oh no now this is too much freedom

Globalism is the worst thing to ever exist in all of human history.

>>73989226
You got advanced trolled

It's st georges day lads

>>73989418
who invented this? what's his name? gonna smash his face in

>>73989226
I've talked about investing several times just on /brit/ but all you get are >le hat

>Melanchon is unironically strawpolling his supporters mailing list on who he should endorse for the second round and a French anon put it up here

http://www.strawpoll.me/12812010/

Vote Le Pen, if she wins this he will unironically back her for second round. What a world we live in.

>>73989418
i also watched the cr1tical video

bit drunk

>>73989297
Lots of 4chan boards can be quite helpful desu, but on /biz/ they are too obsessed with crypto to offer any advice

>>73989297
What if the advice was exactly the same as you'd get from a trusted finance professional if you met him in person?

>>73989301
About £700 per month, could do a bit more but that gives me a bit of a cushion for things like clothes, holidays, etc.

>>73989340
Most of the scrounges here are right leaning lad

>>73989448
true

the globalists weren't going to let le pen ruin their plans to flood france with islamic immigrants

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Just slit my wrists hhaa

Walk into the party sporting armani
Half the crowd's all snorting my charlie
Sorted the bar, time to sort the punani

Walls are meant to keep threats out, not to prevent your serfs from running off

>>73989508
what the ffuck

>>73989476

Fuck off and get a life Rorke

>>73989508
haha vid.me it

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>>73989472
Joel Cohen Goldstein

>>73989508
daft sod

>>73989538
nazi

>>73989476
He isn't you simpleton

>>73989508
ah yes it's that mong who spilt his pasta all over the floor isn't it
and there's holes in your walls
yes?

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>meet cute fat girl on /sock/
>she lives in thailand

will there ever be a rainbow?

>>73989533
t. rasheed

>>73989508
please dont

>>73989573
what does a fat thai broad look like?

>>73989508
is this the same guy

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NEED this if I ever get married

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ziBJOi7cDY

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>>73989418
this sort of 'redditspeak' really annoys me, its like that "SOLAR FREAKIN ROADWAYS" video.
worse is there are people who talk like this in real life and you can tell they are just imprinted to do so by shit like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1oHp-VvhDE

>this is terrible, you should let people leave your country if they don't like it
>oh no suddenly there are too many immigrants who could have predicted this

Didn't realise the ciders I was drinking were 8.2% so now i'm PISSED

business idea: Nordic social democracy without third world immigrants

Instantly ignore anyone who calls Macron a leftist desu

https://www.instagram.com/p/BS_OCWnhV4N/

reece's gf has nice chebs

>>73989611
she's half white
with E cups
>tfw she said she would be my gf if we lived closer
JUST

>>73989658
>socialism
>not left wing

powering my peanuts

>>73989658
he's a neoliberal

>>73989658
he's certainly not a centrist

he is a globalist shill

he works for the zionists

>>73989508
what are you on lad fucking nbomes?

>>73989686
>Macron
>Socialist

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Poor Dustin

who here /drunkposting/

>>73989694
You really don't know what neo-liberal means do you lmao

Lou Bega Mambo Number 5

I ate chicken foo yung, salt and pepper chips and curry sauce on saturday and I haven't had a shit since
and on that night I also drank 12 cans of guinness

I'm expecting a neutron star when this finally comes out

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>tfw all my friends are lefties but I'm slowly becoming more racist due to my high IQ

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Would heem the fucking lot of you

anyone need some investment advice?

>>73989648
How did you not realise? As someone who frequently drinks 7-8%, the difference is noticeable

>>73989795
Dunno lad, was just necking them and here I am on a Sunday night

>>73989710
>Emmanuel Macron
>Political party - En Marche! (2016–present)
>Other political affiliations - Socialist Party (2006–2009)

Powered up

business idea: add a pinch of vodka to pints of beer

le pen won the popular vote, wheres that prick from earlier?

>>73989818
its monday morning

>>73989784
*ducks under your hook*
*starts sucking your bollocks*

alri

just had a shartquake

>>73989847
Cunt it's Sunday night

Really want an MX-5 lads, should I cop sooner rather than later? I've only had my first car, a 1.2l 04 Fiesta, for about 6 months

>>73989842
Haha mong people were arguing about the second round (the one that matters)

>>73989781

People with high iqs aren't racist, racism is a simpletons meme

>leftie
>American

Liberals at best

>>73989861
ah yes going out with a bang

what's your address young man?

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>might have to nob in the morning
>no time to go to a shop
>only got an expired condom

Shall I risk it?

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Don't want to post incase I get a knock on the door for encouraging this runts suicide

>>73989731
why do you think it even means?
he literally calls himself a liberal and promotes neoliberal ideas

>>73989874
I don't tim's wearing that strap right

Gooey bit of shit in my arsehairs lads what do?

>>73989784
you stole this off /fit/ you fuckhead
>>>/fit/41168606
Christ /brit/ is horrendous

not sure why people always go for the bodybuilder look

bear mode is much better

>>73989936
What fucking policies does he promote that are neo-liberal. Enlighten me.

>>73989819

Wait he really called his party en marche?

I thought that was his campaign slogan

What a daft name

>>73990013
hmm

get some help maybe

>>73990013
what are you doing mate

>>73990013
where are your parents

>>73989978

That is me on /fit/ you spacker

*heems you extra hard for the sad attempt to expose me*

>>73990020
open borders is a neolib policy

>>73990021
Yes and it literally means working party but he totally isn't socialist he is centrist goyim

>>73989884
hm actually the lads are mainly Maoists and leftcoms but alri

performing a fourier transform in my head as we speak btw. I shan't be arguing with you re whom is the simpleton

>>73990013
state of our thread tonight

wonder where consumer technology will be in 5, 10 years time

ah yes this runt's taking drugs and slicing himself up

VERY impressive

>tomato sauce all over the keyboard

Your mums gonna have a fit when she sees that

not a fan of this suicide gimmick t b h

>>73990059
dads dead and mums a hooker
>>73990047
dying lol
>>73990045
already tried for 5 years no one gives a fuck just virtue signalling

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>Marathon runner helps exhausted athlete

yeah I'm sure he didn't do this for attention

Reminder that's /brit/ is a thottie FREE zone

>>73989884
>tfw 145 IQ with higher education and promising career and legitimately can't understand not being racist

Racism is pattern recognition. Nothing more.

>>73989508
twisted

>>73990020
free global markets, pro eu, deregulation, pro free trade agreements, pro interventionism in foreign issues.
he's like Blair

>>73990129
ring an ambullance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yz0gklOZQ0

>>73990133
So what if he did? If you're not close to beating a PB may as well get some publicity out of it, do some cash in hand appearances on This Morning etc

don't post in this thread unless you want it to be read out in a court enquiry

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>tfw to smart to kill myself
>instead I will just suffer through life and gain wisdom and understanding from the experience

>>73990129
well look there's always light at the end of the tunnel, think of your potential

>that aussie retard was action posting about doing a 'cide for months on end
>now some poor lad is actually gunna do it and posting pictures along the way

Wonder if he'll feel bad at all when he sees this.

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Anyone see Are Liz on TV this morning.

Starting to see what that Lizposting lad sees in her tee bee aytch

>>73990070
its definitely NOT you you fucking weirdo

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second cup of tea of the day

>>73990203
what about
>>73990221
beer

>>73990175
That's quite literally neo-conservatism

Ah yes... drugs

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>>73990203
time to post the waifus then

reminder were all going to jail for assisted suicde

>>73990070
>different filename

no it isn't

>tfw 195 IQ with higher education and promising career and legitimately can't understand being racist

Pattern recognition is just a function of neural networks. Nothing more.

>>73990219
I retired that gimmick a long time ago

fuck sakes someone bought me a big bottle of lambs for my birthday

I'm going to drink lots of it and puke it all up and feel like shit for a few days
hmm

does anyone want a bottle of lambs?

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>>73989884
people with middling IQs are not racist
people at the far end of the bell curve on either side are.

aren't memes and shitposting better than doing the ol' 'cide?

>>73990150

>Australian
>convict DNA
>145 IQ

hmmmmm

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what was he saying, lads?

>>73990240
semantics
the only real difference is intent
Marcon makes it clear he does these things from the "socialist" point of view, just like Blair, while NeoCons do it from the opposite side.

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187271329.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187352278.webm

going to heem the next Australian I see

>>73990269
>niggers aren't even on the spectrum

pottery

igt beer

>>73990306
Incomprehensible Northern idioms.

>>73990306
alri

>>73990203
I've led an extremely sheltered life and have only a vague idea of how to behave in public at all. I don't have any particular interests or passions, since I used being sheltered as an excuse for not developing my personality. I've also invested far too much time into menial studying in school as an excuse for not growing as a person. I don't have any actual knowledge, though, since it was all just cramming. I'm extremely insecure and will feel angry with you if I sense you're more confident and intelligent than me, which, frankly isn't hard to do. I'm a hollow parody of an actual human being and I don't even have legitimate emotional or psychological problems to feel bad about.

we should probably get him sectioned, for his own good

>>73990221
incase youre interested thats aoi shirosaki and this is the jav:
http://javsex.net/watch-movie-1pondo-092415-159-aoi-shirosaki.html

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>decided against wanking
>closed all my porn tabs
>want to wank again

>>73990269
>jaded reactionaries

me

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>>73990317
come at me little fella

>>73990347
tim? i said thst last week he needs detaining

>>73990320
they're honestly irrelevant for the most part since the few who are aware are too small in number to be a unique group. the rest of them are model consumer drones

>>73989861
goodnight x <3

I like to eat raw cloves of garlic on their own

>>73990203
>tfw don't care about British law because I'm a yank

hm ah yes. "court enquiry"

>>73990347
Tim you mean?

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ah good the suicide runt's stopped posting it seems

soon it will be time for a comfy /brit/ thread

>>73990385
>the rest of them are model consumer drones

Aren't we all. Terrible feeling when I realised I was just another sheep in the pack. There's seemingly nothing I can do about it though. Feel helpless and frankly wish I was a blind idiot who could be happy in this state, like Neil from The Inbetweeners.

>>73990428
leave it out fella

>>73990203
*posts*

>>73990451
who is this twat? would most certainly heem

FUCK DONALD TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>would most certainly heem

Honestly mate it's not too late tell me where you live I'll phone an ambulance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tvtCkjmwTA&

>>73990369
meant to say bum the next Australian I see haha

>>73990457
we all are but the average black is the model we are all striving to become.

>>73990504
Call 9-1-1

>>73990504
Yeha don't do it m8

>>73990528
>>73990528

NEW

>>73990536
>>73990536

>>73990534
999

>>73990519
think im going to give this one a pass

>>73990474
some half chink goth girl

>>73990537
>>73990544
both fucking atrocious editions

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>>73990537
>>73990544

ah yes

>>73990013
Hmm... Interesting...

>>73990544
not today sunshine

>>73990547
9-1-1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jcI4QMOiWY

>>73990013
fuck sakes anon what are you doing?! Call an ambulance

>>73990013
call Scotland Yard you dumb fucks

>>73990013
Probably fake blood desu.

>>73990203
rei best girl
oh also condolences to the family

>>73990013
what the fuck bro
go get a band aid

>>73990013
n1

>>73991581
>>73991583
>>73991910
He'll be alright, he's a /brit/izen after all