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anime

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Is it safe?

jannime

>>73985410
You don't understand what you're babbling about, rorke

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fat gf

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Watching Civilisation Episode 1 lads

>surnames are based on a trait of the family
>Smith refers to blacksmiths
>Dickinson

(((Macron)))

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BZhPwmmas2

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>>73985464
>used to be a proud >work tomorrow poster
>now out of a job
>wish I could go back to it

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>>73985535

>>73985520
fucking a fat lass is no where good as porn makes it about to be bruce.

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>>73985521

status quo never wins . people always think life is shit and need improvement. it doesn't matter who stands for it whoever stands for change will win.

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pictures and videos of women laughing make me feel insecure and bring back bad memories

you don't know me

Alles Vergängliche

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>>73985578
business idea: FONT

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>>73985535

>>73985606
memories of what?

>>73985594
you underestimate just how cucked french people are

they are a lost cause

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susan

>>73985634
women laughing

>>73985464
>work
>ever
Tick tock, wagebrit, only one (1) night of freedom left!

wonder what it would be like to fuck a fat lard

>>73985573
me too. might take a part time temp job in my old place just to get that feel back

>>73985594
>never

Realisticly, Le Penn actually has a chance of getting in.Se is second in the polls by a very small margin to Marcon. But the way French elections work, only two candidates go through to the final stage, that will for sure be Le Penn and Marcon. Candidate in third place is Fillon, very right leaning republican, he has a notable 19% of the votes. When he gets knocked out, pretty much that entire 19% will back Le Penn over Marcon.

Frexit on the cards, lads. Loving this, Loving every minute of it.

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Im Jin-ah 2bh

>those Euro flags in the crowd

Absolutely disgusting...

>He worked at Rothschild bank

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmjpp0_6kb0

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>>73985535

>>73985681
that makes sense do you also love gatto

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>work tomorrow

>>73985681
will Le Pen remove the pakis?

I am a cuckold. Please fuck my wife.

>>73985681
this has to be bait

>>73985680
the only time status quo appears to win is when there isn't a change candidate on the ballot

>>73985672
christ I couldn't go crawling back there

I was the lad that used to post about how shit the commute was, was spending about 3 hours a day commuting in and said fuck this, turned them down when my contract ended. I know it was the right decision because what they offered me was about £10k lower than what my job goes for at other places

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will marion be smiling tonight

>>73985535
Never thought of that before

t. Dickinsonson

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>work tomorrow
>work today
>work yesterday too

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>nothing tomorrow
>always nothing tomorrow

>>73985702
literal jewish plant

how can the french people be so blind

they are beyond cucked

sexting with the gf

>>73985681
You're a mong who knows nothing. Fillon is right wing, but centre right. IE closer to macron than le pen for most people. He's also establishment, and macron is also establishment. Why on earth would a bunch of upper middle class voters vote for le pen (unpredictable) over macron(good for economy). Fucking hell you're dim.

>>73985681
how many rounds are there

why can't they do it in 1 night like everyone else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VMaxZDUvnY

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>>73985764
or will marion be mardy

>>73985760
this time there isn't a status quo candidate you rorke spastic

macron created his 'party' a year ago

hmmmmmmm
should i start smoking weed lads

sparta was pretty cool lads
>hated fat people
>state madated gfs
what's not to like?

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>True patriot that believes in a glorious future for Britain, a more fluid society and better quality of life
>Work way up through Conservative party to become leader in 2005
>Become Prime Minister but have to spend your entire first term fixing the mess caused by the economic crash of 2008
>Relations with Coalition partner are hotbed of political chaos and you have to deal with this instead of implementing your plan for the UK
>Win second term with an increased majority; economy’s nearly fixed; finally have a chance to actually do what you want to do
>EU referendum to silence the UKIP mob once and for all, put the issue to bed and change the country for the better
>Migrant crisis in the EU
>Useless leader of the opposition fails to campaign to Remain with you
>Last minute swing sees Britain votes to leave by 52% to 48%
>Political career dies overnight
>Your former deputy PM is a joke; your former chancellor resigns; guy who betrayed you and stood against you in the EU ref becomes Foreign Secretary
>Leave office before doing any of the shit you wanted to do in the first place
>Legacy in ruins
Ah yes

>>73985393
I am of pure Southern English cavalier descent. I am allowed to post here.

Ist nur ein Gleichnis

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>Fucking hell you're dim.

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>wake up
>go on kik
>guy ive been chatting to left a message detailing his rape ordeal as an adult and subsequent attempt on his own life

ok

>>73985818
very weak defence
he's a centrist blairite

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Ah yes, surely this girl is from the Russian team n-

>Sees flag on glove

Loving all the rorkes psychobabble about how le pen will win and destroy the eu. Can imagine them furiously wanking as they Scrabble to respond to sensible posts with their inane rubbish.

>>73985813
>Why on earth would a bunch of upper middle class voters vote for le pen (unpredictable) over macron(good for economy).

Ah yes, let's ignore Brexit and the election of Donald Trump

>Took my last hit of the ganja 6 hours ago
>Only NOW am I getting the munchies

>>73985877
are you a girl please respond

>>73985847
dont speak communist

>>73985763
I only had a 40 min 'mute on train. 20 if by car

>>73985911
inane post
*leaves you on a hillside to die of exposure*

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>>73985847
>The french have to accept Islam. To refuse multiculturalism is treason.

>>73985911
she wont win

french people are too brainwashed by the jews

If le pen gets over 40% I'll dox myself and leave /brit/ forever

cap this post

gf just sexted me saying "I'd let you have your way with me"

What did she mean by this?

Scrabble™

work tomorrow

>>73985861
>>Last minute swing sees Britain votes to leave by 52% to 48%

But It wasn't a last minute swing at all.

Leave was doing well and had momentum before the Jo Cox murder took the wind out of their sails.

The fact Leave still won despite that is amazing.

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The first time I ate my gf's cunny we were listening to this. How bout you lads?

>>73985973
she wont even get over 30%

>>73985920
This is all you have. Literally not an argument either. How are those things comparable?

>>73985861
>charmer cameron AKA mr slippery
>True patriot

>>73985827
>popular, good looking and sporty
>3 A*s in school, 3 A's and the rest are atleast Bs and Cs.


Start smoking weed
>develop aspergers, lose friends
>lose all energy to work out, start getting tired from just going upstairs
>start skipping college to get high and play pc games on my own all day
>stop getting invited to parties, stop going into college altogether. basically turn into a recluse
>fail driving test 3 times, everyone else in family passes first
>be NEET for 3 years, just smoking weed and signing on every 2 weeks for some bennies

I stopped smoking years ago and have a stable job and a semi-social life but the cannabis-induced autism is still here. definitely wasn't worth it lad.

>>73985867
cavaliers weren't southern

>>73985973
why should we care about an anonymous posters promises

>>73985984
All the polls had Remain as a sure victory right up until election night

>>73985738
yes
>>73985813
Marcon is not hardline enough against immigration. It will be that simple for many voters in France after so very many terrorist attacks. People didn't think we would vote to leave the EU because muh middle class and muh economy. But we did, and we've suffered less than France because of the EU.

>>73986027
no they didn't

My mate just messages me all the time with things like "got a bird who wants to shag you"

He talks to all kinds of girls from nights out and stuff and recommends me to their friends, I don't even have to do any work for some lovely sex

>this failed banter at the PFA awards

>>73986049
font

Lefties are really desperate now
they know they're losing control

>>73985991
She got nearly 25% this round
My prediction is 67/33 split

>>73986049
fuck off you absolute normie

>>73986012
shut up you mug

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>toil upon first light

>>73986002
>a bunch of middle to upper middle class people voting for economic unpredictability (Brexit, Trump, Le Pen) as opposed to economic stability (Remain, Hilary, Macron)

Ah yes how is it comparable... how is it comparable indeed....

Just got banned lads, janny sure took his sweet time with that. Oh well im back.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Macron#Immigration

ah yes truly the BEST CHOICE given the current terrorism crisis france is experiencing

CANNOT make this shit up

>>73986047
Yes, they did

The centre of French politics is quite left wing

>Macron as President
>Tim Farron as Prime Minister
Radical Centrists will claim the world

>>73986076
>i predict
>produces numbers drawn directly from the fountain of knowledge you keep in your arse

>>73986114
>get banned for three days for posting pictures of an aborted fetus
>allowed to spam the thread with fat chicks
is janny high test?

centrists are the real racists

>>73986114
Welcome back friend. What did you do with your time off?

>>73986038
>Absolutely no evidence for any of this though, just baseless assertions
>Oh polls say MACRON will beat her 65-35 head to head?
>Oh ignore those mate they're wrong lol
>Oh 15 of them? Yeah fake news mate
Utter mong

lost my job when I hit the 29k in savings . going to swallow my pride and go back just so I can hit 30 . then quit on my own terms

>>73986134
no they didn't
you're thinking of trump v hillary

deepest trench in the world? your mum's fanny

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work tomorrow

On your knees.. You Obama-nation of a reptile "God"
I gleefully smile as I cut off your legs and watch them spaz in their death throws..
Them Fry them up.. And praise your "fertility".. So that I may harvest your seed for future nutrition...

Almost as if I'm Reading from the Talmud.

Normies?

I laugh at your freekshow

Confused fucks.

>>73986132

Man, France used to be cool

What happened.

boipucci is leaking again lads

>>73986185
Good lad! A penny saved is a penny earned.

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Time to once again entertain the masses... Or more accurately a handful of drunks

>>73986106
Upper middle class didn't vote for brexit though monglord

>>73986214
Alright DJ lad; how's the crowd usually on a Sunday night?

>>73986049
lol this literally never happened

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got tomorrow off lads

gonna get fucking SMASHED

>>73986204
the sixties, final nail in the coffin

>>73986132
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmanuel_Macron#Personal_life
>Macron is married to Brigitte Trogneux, who is 24 years older than he and was his teacher in La Providence high school in Amiens.
>They first met when he was a 15-year-old student in her class, but were only officially a couple once he was 18.

>tfw he was literally fucked and indoctrinated by his teacher

Abnormies

>>73986205
sorry lad *shoves bumplug into it*

>>73986204
the communists won the cold war

>>73986256
macron=nonce enabler

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might do a post about politics

might not

>>73986256
he was raised by his grand-mother, whom he loved more than his own mother
he's always liked them older

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>>73986283
>the first lady of france will be a paedophile

I'm shocked

>>73986172
stared aimlessly into the fridge

>>73986230
>monglord
Very rude. No need for that

My point is that people can and will vote against their best interests. Assuming that a group of people will blanket vote for Macron is naive

>>73986132
>In July 2016, at the first meeting of En Marche!, Macron expressed opposition to the ban on Muslim headscarves in universities, stating, "Personally, I do not believe we should be inventing new texts, new laws, new standards, in order to hunt down veils at universities and go after people who wear religious symbols during field trips.

It's over

France is eternally cucked

Press S to spit on grave

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gf literally just sent me this

All of you lefties posting about how le pen won't win are disgraceful...Lying vipers and slugs would betray your own mother! You dirty fuckers don't belong in /brit/, go fuck off with you false ""polls"" (how well did that work for you in brexit, LOOL) and "predictions" you're WRONG and I'm right.

>>73986349
fuck off mate she's mine

>>73986205
pics x

>all these angry rorkes

delightful

>>73986308
15 is legal in france you dopey spaz

dont care about the election

>>73986349
>there's someone in the world bored of fucking this

Baffling

why is tim so bad at guitar but he can actually stay in tune on the piano?

>tfw you thought it wasn't possible for France to have a shittier President than Hollande.

gg frogs, you know how to put on a show.

>>73986370
I'll fuckin heem you

stay away from my gf

gf likes to stick her tongue into my mouth. It's quite nice hehe

>>73986190
Yes, honestly lad, they did.

There were next to no sources claiming that there would be a Leave victory.

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>>73986163
high test =/= chubby chaser mate

>>73986393
Hollande was an improvement after Sarkozy 2bh

>>73986387
piano's easier to play
guitar requires you to be much more precise with your finger work

I seriously don't care about this presidential election in France your shit fuck off

>>73986328
I'm not assuming, dimwit. The polls all agree he has a lead of 65-35 head to head. ALL OF THEM. It's not even close. Take your masturbatory fantasies elsewhere

>>73986368
She can't win

there aren't enough rorkes in france to meme it through

her movement is nothing compared to trump

go to /pol/ and even now you only see a couple of french flags

>>73986232
Quiet til 11:30 then a ton of drunks and cokeheads arrive and the place is buzzing til closing time

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>>73986283
>>73986308
gold

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>>73986417

>>73986415
proofs??

arturo gatti

>>73986423
Are you just upset that your cheeto with a wig is such a fuckup? FLUMPH BTFO

>>73986417
they are inseparable and you can't deny it. honestly you're making a complete arse of yourself

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want to have a naughty gf that goes out with a dildo and arseplug in her

>>73986483
I'll fucking body you

>>73986488
>trump
>wig

it's just a really insane comb-over

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>>73986420

But Sarkozy was jokes.

>>73986382
>whether it's okay to fuck a child or not depends on your geographical location

Hello, rasheed

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>>73986434
Ah yes, the polls

Good luck lad, try not to cry too much into your French flag pillow when he loses in a fortnight's time

Starting to say "ah yes" out loud lads. It's too bad for those around me you can't filter yankposting IRL

>>73986177
Are you okay?

I don't have any evidence of what exactly? That Marcon is not hardline enough against immigration? It says right in his policies he supports an open door policy. Evidence of the polls? Fillon is 19%, Le Penn ahead in the most recent polls by 1%, she has the lead. It really depends on where Fillons voters decide to go, which you have made baseless assertions about based on muh middle class are all one person.

Call me a mong all you want, get as angry as you like. Don't just pretend like it's not happening, though. That's some top tier retardation.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2017/apr/23/french-election-voting-under-way-in-first-round-live

>>73986501
you couldn't

I'm the hardest lad on brit

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>>73986490
fatty fatty yanky boy
>arse
cringin'

>>73986382
if your teacher shags you whilst you're at school it's an abuse of her position of power

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>marcon doesnt have any biological children and literally takes care of his wife's children/grandchildren

what the fug

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just smashed another ps3 controller and told my parents to fuck off.

>>73986525
bad ones

BORED

SO, SO BORED

I HAVE A MONTH LEFT OF UNIVERSITY AND THEN FUCK KNOWS WHAT I WILL DO AFTERWARDS

>>73986177
Polls said Le Pen was gunna get battered by Macron and she won first round by over 4%

Polls don't mean shit.

>>73986542
>Tfw /brit/posting irl makes you sound intelligible in yankville

>>73986349
fucking hell that absolutely tiny vaginal area. absolutely god tier genetics, close as you'll get to fucking a 12 year old without being a nonce

>>73986580
same
never had a job and don't intend to
might just cide

>>73986580
get a job maybe

Macron is even worse than Trudeau holy shit

France is literally Cucked: The nation

>>73986470
I respect you for asking for sources;
here's an article I found with lots of polls and things from the run up to the referendum:

http://ukandeu.ac.uk/explainers/whos-going-to-win-britains-brexit-referendum/

>>73986583
want an elder scrolls game with a huge city of hundreds of people and battles also with hundreds of people

they're always so SMALL

why have there been so many nonces in /brit/ recently
did they cut prison funding again

Sex before marriage is immoral.

>>73986595
She's ahead in the polls too anyway. Le Penn 23.6%, Marcon 22.8%

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why are continental films all about sex sex sex?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvG5mU0Nt7w

Why are French girls so mental lads.

Weird country.

>>73986440
When's closing?

@73986560
thanks for proving my point you absolute bellend

>>73986698
Nonces the lot of them

>>73986704
they are lefties

>>73986698

Did they photoshop out her buttcrack

>>73986637
trudeau isnt that bad considering hes the leader of a country with fuck all culture and history

>>73986551
There have been polls taken on who voters would choose between macron and le pen. he takes it in a 65-35 split. There's no need for uninformed idiots like you to guess where the voters will go, it's been found out.

mmmmm yes. aha. oooh ah yes

"ARSE"

business idea: develop schizophrenia and stay in my flat all day uploading comfy videos

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FOY

>>73986698
theyre not, you only hear about those ones because you dont speak the language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

>>73986751
POLLS POLLS POLLS!

>>73986673
fuck off Christian

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>trudeau isnt that bad

>>73985535
>Dickinson

what does it mean

rorke:le pen will win praise kek
educated person:er it's not that simple, the french system is comple-
rorke:*put's hands in ears*
*screams loudly*

>>73986779
I hope it has a dick

>>73986779
Isn't this a man?

>>73986704
>tfw no autistic french qt

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I'm so useless at everything I do

lot of activity from russian shills after this result

they'll be ramping up the propaganda in time for the runoff

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>>73986810

>>73986818
bit gay

>>73986818
>The origins of the name Dickinson are with the Anglo-Saxon tribes of Britain. The name is derived from the personal name Richard. Dicca (in the modern form, Dick) is a diminutive of the name Richard. When the son suffix is added to the root, the name literally means son of Richard.

oh i cant wait until mummy may brings immigrants to your rorke caves. then you'll rue the day you voted for brexit. stupid fuckers.

>>73986810
wtf i hate r2d2 now

>>73986779
>hehe ah yes. hello YANK

*braaaaaaaaap*

>>73986873
wrong

Means "son of Dicun", Dicun being a medieval diminutive of DICK (1). American poet Emily Dickinson (1830-1886) was a famous bearer.

>>73986825
I support le pen, macron is worse than tim farron would be

but there is no chance in hell she can win there are too many wannabe commies in france

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>morning anon, i love you!

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Lads, what's going on up in Northern Ireland?

rorkelets absolutely arsemad at macron LOL

>>73986902
>beaut files

>>73986853
>the latest CIA releases show that the CIA is the only agency proven to have hacked, infiltrated, propagandised and in done essentially everything in their power to affect the last 3 french elections
>people are still blaming the russians

Amazing how oblivious people seem to be to western governments propaganda.

>>73986667
imagine an elder scrolls with a novigrad-tier city

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRYqCUZqdoA

Which one of you lads was this?

>>73986882
*sits on your face and shits into your nostrils and eyes*

I want mummy may to brap in me face lads. I can be her FOY toy

>>73986727
1 if it's quiet, 2 if it's not... I suspect it's going to be a 1am close as most folk are fucked from last weekend and there's the bank holiday next weekend

>>73986914
NO

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>foy
>[foi]

>noun
>1. Chiefly Scot. a farewell gift, feast, or drink.
>2. faith.

>>73986923
ah yes the CIA released released through the proven front for russian intelligence, wikileaks

they don't even say what you think they say

Fuck off Vlad

strawman: i am stupid
me: oh really well you must be stupid
strawman: yeah im stupid

>>73986850
Haven't seen this wojack before

Will save; thanks friend

>>73986918
FLEG

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>>73986877

>>73986902
>karen
hmm

>>73986751
>There have been polls

what polls? let's see them. you're the one crying about baseless assertions without evidence, whilst rampantly making wildly baseless assertions without any evidence at all.

>idiot
>mong
>just an idiot
>utter mong
>the facts you posted are wrong but the facts i haven't posted are not wrong

Ah yes. """""""""""Discussion"""""""""""" with the left.

holy shit messi is not even real

>>73986917
if you loved me you'd fetch me tendies

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>>73986963
> the proven front for russian intelligence

>>73987010
I don't love you anymore

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gf sent me this and told me not to share. Do NOT save

Smallest/cutest cities in the UK by population
>1. St David's, Wales: 1,841
>2. St Asaph, Wales: 3,355
>3. doesn't count
>4. Wells, England: 10,536
>5. Armagh, Northern Ireland: 14,749

I think this "march for science" is literally the dumbest thing I've ever seen

if i go outside to smoke a ciggy after making a post on /brit/, its always extremely rushed as i just cant wait to go back to my computer and see if i've got any (you)s or not

>>73987006
Fuck off tax dodging manlet scum

>>73986963
>it's a proven front for the russians and it isn't true
>but if it is true it doesnt even say what you think it says
>actually it says something completely different

Ah yes, covering every base with a blatant lie I see very good.

>>73986988
>It wasn't because we liked immigrants, it was because we didn't like Britain.
can confirm that every single marxist i've ever met hates English people

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>>73986952
Fair, do you do requests lad?
If so, please play Tell me Ma, by Sham Rock

>>73987035
"""Science"""
climate science is mostly wank

>>73987030
*respects your girlfriend's right to privacy and doesn't save*
Fine lass you have there lad, give her my best :)

>>73987022
https://patribotics.blog/2017/03/12/wikileaks-is-connected-to-russia-despite-their-claimswikileaks-is-connected-to-russia-despite-their-claims/

Try not to make it so obvious that you're a paid russian shill next time Vlad

>>73987033
>3. doesn't count
?

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>>73987004

>>73987090
How much are you being paid to shill against Wikileaks and assange? Fuck off Soros shill

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Missing YKTD desu lads.

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>climate science is mostly wank

>>73987104
the city of london

>>73987112
Fuck off and cash your shill check Vlad

>>73987070
Same as non marxists then

fresh biz lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRq_pRbtSM4&feature=youtu.be

>>73987035
dumber than gay pride parades and marches for god? I'll admit i thought science was above 'marches'

>>73987118
whatever happened to him?

walk this way

>>73987147
maybe in your country

>>73987106
Yes, but this was before it became a two-horse race

>>73987155
>I'll admit i thought science was above 'marches'
yeah that's why they did it in april

Been living in London for 3 months and I still have mixed feelings about the experience

>>73987194
??you make no sense

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Amazing that these young lads can't even see how brainwashed they aee by Russians

Probably consume most of their news from RT and actually consider it a non-biased news source

>>73986902
Who is this so called "Karen"

March For Science is a great thing so long as it doesn't get hijacked by the SJW/BLM/Refugees Welcome' camps, which I suspect they will

>>73987201
kek

>>73987090
>actually take the time to read this very reliable source of some randomers blog
>in it it basically accuses wikileaks of being connected to russian servers
>offers no other source or citation for the information whatsoever
>pastes a bunch of IP addresses next to wikileaks name and says they're russian government

Bored of your bullshit commie

>>73987208
Weird to think that you're statistically non-white

>>73987212
karen carpenter

he is obsessed with her

>>73987106
Can you post the link so I can see where the poll was taken, please? A lot of variables. And as we've all learned in recent elections and referendums, opinion polls dont mean a lot.

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>>73987178
Forced out by autistic Anonymongs.

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>struggling to achieve arousal
>begin to make out with pillow and tent muh boxers

Ah yes

>>73987212
all news is biased
if you think your news of choice isn't you're an idiot.

Never smoked weed, but if they made it legal I definitely would. Same with most drugs desu.

>>73987211
The polls tomorrow may look very different now that there are only two candidates to choose from

>>73987084
I take requests but rarely play them, so much of the time the person requesting a song is the only one who wants to hear it and it kind of kills the mood when I'm mostly playing club mixes and have to try and shoehorn fucking ed sheeran in the middle

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glad we got that cleared up

rec me some anime lads, recently finished neon genesis evangelion and really liked it. films or shows, and don't meme me with pedo shit.

>>73987212
>not letting your government blame everything they do on the russians is being brainwashed

Screeching at your own lack of self awareness. I'm no Russian shill, don't like it's history, don't like it now, would never live there and despise it's politics but at the same time I'm not going to sit back and let our governments scapegoat Russia at every turn rather than admit they're at fault.

>>73987287
That makes sense, what's the musical vibe for tonight?

>>73987254
>>73987286
but it was asked in the context of who voters would choose between the 2 candidates
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_French_presidential_election,_2017

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>>73987264
AAAaaaaa muh DIIIIIICCC

>>73987303
full metal alchemist: brotherhood

one punch man

ignore everyone else

>>73987264
Saw Diplo was in Ethiopia yesterday man why didn't you go to his show

>>73987243
True. Weird walking through the streets and being more ethnically British than most of the people you pass desu. I'd say at least every other conversation I hear is in a foreign language.

ah yes
very nice
all there tripfags blubbering about in here to come pick at /brit/s corpse

truly /brit/ is at a high point in its life and not circling the drain.

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>Everyone who disagrees with is brainwashed

Very much looking forward to the Radical Centrist revolution lads

>>73987326
shoved a musical vibe up my shitpipe as a reward for being a good boy today

>>73987290
>new science show in TV
>it's some twat in a bowtie who has a bachelors in engineering lecturing people on philosophy of gender identity for the full duration of the program

Fuck this world desu

>>73987272
yeah I have but don't these days because I cba getting a hold of it and am a loner, so same

Radical centrism is a meme; t's for people who cba to make up their minds.

>>73987365
Ah yes, another top quality post from /brit/

>macron wants to turn france into germany 2.0

>>73987368
>watching new science shows on TV
you deserved it

>>73987349
Yeah he was performing with some old guy here. There were signs all over for it. I was watching MotoGP last night tho :s

>>73987411
Germany's a great place to live, wish we had the same quality of life they do.

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>Very much looking forward to the Radical Centrist revolution lads

>>73987330
Oh, fair enough then

But still, a hypothetical situation is quite different to a real situation.

>>73987430
not for long :)

>>73987211
it makes perfect sense. that poll was taken before the final round where it will be Le Penn and Marcon. More than 60% of the total votes will have to be shared between them both, so it depends which voters who didn't back them in the intial round will vote for either of them, or neither for that matter. As of right now, in the final round, Le Penn has a 1% lead on Marcon. So basically everything you've said and posted has been redundant.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2017/apr/23/french-election-voting-under-way-in-first-round-live

>>73987326
Well I'm hoping to get things nice and bouncey once the place fills up but it depends on the feel of the punters, sometimes they're so fucked they need something a bit slower, psytrancey, so they don't burn themselves out too fast trying to keep up with the beat

>>73987438
very happy to sit here on the fence and let the rorke and rasheed runts fight it out

>>73987411
he probably thinks that if he can outcuck germany he can oust merkal as eu figure head.

>>73987303
>recently finished neon genesis evangelion and really liked it. films or shows, and don't meme me with pedo shit.
me

hate all that "le cute girls being wacky XD in school" shite

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>>73987474
>The puppetmaster of the dancefloor

Nice

>>73987290
ah fuck is this real?

>>73987390
this honestly
all the "centrist" parties are pretty awful and basically the worst of both worlds.

I thought people meant libertarianism when they say radical centre, but really they all sound like my mum and her "we should just all be nice and share and b urself" generic 20th century liberalism.

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>>73987416
I always thought that to give up, to lose hope, would be s disservice to everything that our ancestors have fought for. I figure if we can get through WW1, WW2 and the Cold War we can get past this communist revolution in the west.

I don't think I can keep hoping much longer to be honest. I think we're done for.

>>73987458
no the poll was asked about who voters would choose between them you fucking runt, so it's the exact same

>>73987420
would've been a good night out i reckon. good on diplo for touring africa desu, a lot of artists would think they'd have been killed by hyenas and passed on it

>>73987303
>recently finished neon genesis evangelion
You should probably watch The End of Evangelion film before you watch anything else

>>73987201
VERY good post. Delighted.

>>73987518
Bill Nye, the reddit guy

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492981186476.webm

>>73987535
Plenty of artists come here. We've even had Beyonce and 50 cent