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https://youtu.be/0Rj3DBt-Rqo

english citizens should be allowed to bear arms edition
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hello?
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>>73956192
it's just a quick link for bookmarking
http://thailad.zz.mu/brit
>>73956196
wait, i'm going to put it all into an array so I can get my head around it.
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>>73956232
i'll put you in an array you nonce twat
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THAILAAAAAD
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>>73956247
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>>73956252
do a stream
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>>73956232
oki dokes

>>73956229
hi Mr. Burger
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>>73956245
DO NOT put me into an array.
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>>73956266
but I'm doing a busy rn
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>>73956300
that's ok i'll wait
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doing a fucking poo
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name a worse people than food snobs
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Korean memes....
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>>73956323
I wouldn't if I were you
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>>73956341
can't melt kim jong un's dreams.
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>>73956340
Ozzies

I think I might have got you there aha
just fuckin with ya lad, ozzies are fine
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>>73956381
i don't like aussies either
bunch of normie cunts
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rozzers did a number on my bollocks in the nick
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>>73953678
>english citizens should be allowed to bear arms edition
You were up until the 1960s. If you didn't have arms, you'd be fined.

The Games Act 1541 (33 Hen 8 c 9) was an Act of the Parliament of England, designed to prohibit "Several new devised Games" that caused "the Decay of Archery. "

It was repealed in 1960.

The law states:
>"All Men under the Age of sixty Years shall have Bows and Arrows for shooting Men-Children between Seven Years and Seventeen shall have a Bow and 2 Shaftsz Men about Seventeen Years of Age shall keep a Bow and 4 Arrows."

The penalty for nonobservance was set at 6s.8d. The Act forbade all sport on Christmas Day with the exception of archery.

Footballers who played on Christmas Day before 1960 had technically broken the law.
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>>73956413
>redditspaced shit
fuck off
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My brother keeps inhaling my second-hand smoke. If he keeps it up, I'll make him pay to sit in my room and suck up the residual smoke from my cigarettes. Cigarettes aren't cheap. That's my smoke, you leech.
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>2011+6
>taking up smoking
dumbASS
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>>73956427
You have autism
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>>73956413
fuck off
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>>73956413
fuck off
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>>73956427
>>73956455
>>73956463
Autism. Seek help
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>>73956447
>*you walk into my room to say that*
>*you inhale my 2nd hand smoke in the process*
You owe me ยข10!
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>>73956477
fuck off
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>>73956493
18+
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>tfw smoker
>tfw look cool but constant anxiety about having lung cancer every time I get a cough
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>>73956403
wouldn't know desu, only aussie I've ever known was a cool lad

would like to go and study there but it seems expensive as fuck...
are they very normal or just a bit?
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Happy Saint georges Day
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>>73956477
no one wants you here fuck off
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When I get drunk I hug my dogs and cry
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>>73956520
HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED "T-B-H" WAS CHANGED TO DESU

my life... I can feel it has changed forever
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>>73956526
Learn to control you're autism please
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>you're
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>>73956520
i actually don't know im just memeing
haven't interacted with someone my age for a long time
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>>73956552
Baka to be desu
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>>73956576
Too easy. I knew only someone with autism would respond to that
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>i was only pretending to be retarded, trust me
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>>73956620
Hehe..you fell for the oldest trick in the book. Admit it.
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good morning lads
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>>73956663
salut
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>>73956599
>>73956577
(same guy?)
why don't you just go outside and so something anon like a bike ride or a nice walk in the sun, listening to your latest jam
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>>73956663
ohayo
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How many of you guys mums never worked when you were growing up and just looked after their kids because their father had a good job? I almost never meet people who grew up like I did. My mum took a job as a library assistant at my school just so she could be near me and my brother at all times
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>>73956663
cheeky zoot?
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>>73956576
>whom'st'd've
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>>73956663
gutan morgan il meo amico
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>>73956686
nah just woke up and got shit to do today
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>>73956685
nah only child with a single mum here the only reason I even made it to 18 was because she's a superwoman
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>>73956685
single mummy here
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>>73956663
buenos dias
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FUCK OFF

You know who you are.

>>73956685
My dad worked overseas most of my childhood, and I never really spoke to him much or knew much about him. My mother worked as well and was very foreign, so I never really connected with her either. Both my siblings dislike and aren't like me.
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>>73956685
Single mum, worked full-time and me and my brother didn't have childcare past the age of 8. Cooked meals for ourselves, put ourselves to bed, got up for school, every day.

No wonder I'm so fucked up.
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>>73956725
sad
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Loathe taigs lads
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>>73956716
>>73956705
I grew up in a house worth at least 700000 pounds in a rich suburb and my mum never worked but I rarely saw my dad because he was a successful business man but also an alcoholic who was either at work or passed out drunk surrounded by cigarette butts
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>>73956682
i can't ride a bike
i don't like walking
i don't like sunshine
im not that into music
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>>73956763
Being a lower-middle-class ghost child is worse than growing up in a struggling single-parent household. In the latter, you still retain some importance, worth, whether it be to a younger sibling or someone who assumes responsibility in the home.
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>>73956812
learn to ride a bike mate its fun
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>>73956725
>never spoke to his dad
> spergs out on a Canadian photoshop website

It all makes sense
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*blocks your path*
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>>73956685
parents are divorced but my mum still never worked
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>>73956757
i remember reading something about how most VC awardee were the elder sibling who took chief responsibility of their younger brothers/sisters from a young age and how that played into their ability to perform heroic actions on the battlefield
reckon youre just a failure in general
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>>73956812
you won't have to walk if you ride a bike
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*smokes pipe and studies your rorschach test*

ah yes... I knew it all went back to /brit/'s childhood... the national association of psychotherapists will find these results very interesting...
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>>73956834
you forgot
>is most likely a foreign shitskin
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>>73956858
Entirely white
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>>73956830
>>73956852
it doesn't appeal anyway that's why i never learned
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If Russia declared war on the UK would the Aussies and Canucks still back us up?
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>>73956812
how about SWIMMING or FLYING

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IF YOU PUT YOUR HEART TO IT ANON
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>>73956812
I'm learning to drive at 20 m8 nobody gives a shit if you can't ride a bike but people treat me like an indolent subhuman

>>73956889
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Power_Defence_Arrangements

Canada doesn't care about your wellbeing but we will always be there m8
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>>73956877
>it doesn't appeal
It-it's just so... blasรฉ!
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>>73956905
That one's about Singapore though, I think there's Five Eyes for the intelligence community but no concrete military alliance between Commonwealth countries. A British ANZUS treaty would make a lot of sense though
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>>73956914
>blasรฉ!
>mfw Thailad uses French
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>Pope Francis has urged governments to get migrants and refugees out of holding centres, saying many have become "concentration camps".
hm yes "catholics"
>The American Jewish Committee (AJC) later urged the Pope "to reconsider his regrettable choice of words" for using the term concentration camp.
ahhh yess
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>>73956958
>nonce apologist
fuck off cohn bendit
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>>73956958
We use it in English as a borrowed word, albeit not very often.
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>>73956962
once again islam proves itself to be the only decent and upstanding religion
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>>73956891
don't like swimming
>>73956905
don't understand what point you're making desu
>>73956914
or you
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It surprises me to see people speak to their family as if they were friends or acquaintances. Those people aren't meant for that.
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had a dream that I was working in subway
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>>73956987
bit of a sad cunt to be honest mate
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>>73956996
are you one of those americans who calls their dad sir?
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>>73957006
why do yanks do this
they do it with strangers as well
mental
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>>73956996
I speak to my bro like that, we have some weed together every now and then
it's fun
>>73956968
go away anon, I was just happy for a second there, you ruined it
>>73956976
had no idea it was ever so slightly popular in anglo cunts
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>>73957004
i don't disagree but why this time?
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>>73957006
I called my parents mommy and daddy to a very late age actually. I suppose I never surpassed the infantile adoring-but-fearful attitude towards parents.
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>>73957013
Went to the US in 2015 and the employees at their fast food restaurants call you sir or mam, it's completely insane desu
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>American adults had sex about nine fewer times per year in the early 2010s compared to the late 1990s in data from the nationally representative General Social Survey
> Contrary to popular media conceptions of a โ€œhookup generationโ€ more likely to engage in frequent casual sex, a higher percentage of Americans in recent cohorts, particularly Millennials and iGenโ€™ers born in the 1990s, had no sexual partners after age 18.
>Millennials are the most prudish generation in a century

Lads, literally everyone is secretly incel haha
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Is this the real thread?
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>>73957023
I think it's more of a middle class British thing rather than Anglo countries as a whole. Can't imagine a yank using it.
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>>73957033
literally a nation of cucks
their culture trains them to be naturally submissive
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>>73957023
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_French_expressions_in_English
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>>73957034
this is caused by capitalism
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>>73957034
probably because women get their way more often nowadays and that invariably means fewer shags
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>>73953678
alri' mate
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>>73957033
>tfw brit fast food dont even say please and thank yous.
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>>73957073
when would they never need to say please or thank you
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>>73957073
here they just ask what you want and send you on your way, no obtuse honorifics required
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>>73957048
oki dokes, I'll be sure to use it when I go there someday
>>73957058
I knew there were a few french words used in England and US, was just surprised about this one
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Listeming to the streets.
Realise I relate to the songs.
Realise im a chavvy normie.
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>>73957097
Can I take your order please. Next customer please. Thats 10 quid please.
There is your food, thank you for coming.
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What exactly would prevent people from living in endless escapism once realistic VR is widespread? Everyone claims they wouldn't become dreamers as did I, but now that I imagine experiencing all my most insatiable dreams, the authenticity becomes irrelevant.
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>>73956996
>>73957029
>>73957135
why haven't you fucked off yet
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>>73957106
don't care
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>>73957135
I don't think VR will ever catch on quite frankly, it's only application at the moment is in videogames and nobody takes it seriously. What exactly would realistic VR entail, in your opinion?
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>>73957135
I'm sure a lot of people will if it ever becomes actually really good. I mean even WoW took it's fair number of casualties (quite literally in a couple of cases).
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VR is just the new 3D, it'll be dead in a few years
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>>73957178
>it's only application at the moment is in videogames
not entirely true.
https://youtu.be/ywOWCbf3FBw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr5DWf5L42k

ten years lads
ten years
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>>73957152
Not fond of being spoken to this way

>>73957178
Essentially Star Trek style VR. Current VR is just a method of controlling the player in a predetermined video game.
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results of the votes in Guyane (since they voted yesterday)
Le Pen 25%
Mรฉlenchon 23%
Macron 20%
Fillon 13%
rest is irrelevant
bit crazy
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>>73953678


Nah fuck em
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>>73957135
>realistic virtual reality
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just what could possibly go wrong
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>>73957220
but who will win
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>>73957241
well for this round it's the 2 at the top
next week is 1st vs 2nd
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business idea: make it illegal to sleep in longer than 8am on Sunday
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>>73957220
Do they vote similar to mainland?
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>>73957220
Vive Le Pen!
https://youtu.be/hj70rtP3lUQ
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>>73957220
why would black people vote for le pen
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>>73957255
business idea: make it mandatory for unemployed people to be employed
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>>73957255
But best feels is waking up thinking you have work and then realising it's the weekend so you can go back to sleep.
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>>73957270
*downvotes*
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>>73957257
pretty much yes, except the fact that they have a bigger immigration problem than mainland France (coming from the rest of south america)

>>73957269
there's still a huge white population in Guyane and they have a big % of people not voting, so Le Pen votes are more represented
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>>73957269
they seem to think more logically than the ones that live in the mainland...

Some of them also think that integration is better than communitarianism
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Corbyn isn't patrio-

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/22/labour-plan-four-new-bank-holidays-for-each-uk-patron-saint
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business idea: unemployed people are put in the town square and pelted with eggs during work hours
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>>73957335
Unironically might vote labour now
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Off to London for the day with the gf
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>>73957383
'd
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>>73957127
youre ordering from them, you should be the one saying please and thank you
dont need this fake trying-to-be-friendly-even-though-i-hate-you yank bullshit
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>>73957366
stupid idea because there'd be no one around to do the pelting since they'd be at work

dumb cunt
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business idea: execute all employed people with liberal use of cruel and unusual punishments
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got gyno lads`
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got THE gyno lads
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>>73957408
bitchboy
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>>73957397
business idea: hire a small proportion of the unemployed to be egg throwers
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>>73957392
They wai at you here, and it's seen to be rude not to do it back.
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business idea: silence those who disagree
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business idea: pay volunteers
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Corbyn ranting about the establishment
Jezza Corbyn saying we need 4 extra bank hols to celebrate patron saints

Damn, is he /ourguy/ afterall?
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business idea: we all jump at half past the hour and start an earthquake somewhere.
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ah yes only 18% of the population voted in Guyane
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>>73957445
>>73957439
>>73957427
business idea: trick the unemployed into throwing eggs voluntarily
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*pulls your bra strap*
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>>73957458
Labour shill out
https://youtu.be/40UlHBUzJDw
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/jp/
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>>73957458
He says that wealthy people earn over ยฃ70k but he's not wealthy despite earning ยฃ134k

Bit weird if you ask me. Also, he can't keep a shadow cabinet together for more than 6 months without a wave of resignations

He also wants make it legal for immigrant Polish Muslims to come to our country and eat our white children
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I was in England a few years ago. I was at a restaurant, ordered chicken tenders and fries, and asked for a side of ranch.

I received a small cup of mayonnaise. When I re-requested for ranch, they sort of just looked puzzled and said "Like for salads?"

England don't do ranch I guess.
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Business idea: make katsu curry for lunch
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>>73957479
Not a shill defgo wont be voting for labour. Just fascinated by the creativity of his campaign.

Better than smug ol theresa '*spies on you and says nothing*' may
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>>73957500
FOY
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currently utilising the so called 'excel'
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>>73957500
they probably just call it something dumb like leicestershire sauce
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>>73957500
>ranch
Did you see any fucking ranches about in England? No?

FOY
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making a hotdog at 2:30 am hahaha state of me
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>poms don't do ranch dressing
kek
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>>73957493
>hes not rich
In socialism some comrades are more equal.
>cant keep it together
Presently he isnt able to use mi5 as a force to quell counterrevolutionaries
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>>73957500
>fries

FOY
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got a dog in the oven lads
hes a bit hot haha
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>>73957505
Probably getting it in as a platitude to subvert any anti-nationalist conceptions since the bloke won't even sing the national anthem.
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>>73957542
>poms
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In California, one must pay for gasoline before pumping it. On a trip to France in 2011, husband and I were in Verdun, and since he doesn't speak any French, I went inside the station to deal with the money side of things. I'd never driven outside of CA at this point.

I asked the cashier for "20 euros' worth of diesel on pump 3, please." She stared in confusion at her computer and asked "What do you mean?" I repeated myself... fairly certain I had used the right words. Cashier: (still furrowing forehead) "I don't have any here."

Now I'm confused. The signage indicates that this is a diesel station, nothing to indicate that they've run out, we're in rural France, and I can't use the GPS to locate another gas station because it's overcast.

Me:(timidly) "If you're out of diesel, could you please tell me how to find the next closest station?"

Cashier: "We're not out! I just don't have it in the computer!"

Now I'm totally flummoxed, she's flummoxed, we're just staring at each other in mutual incomprehension. When suddenly -

Heroically patient old man behind me: "In France, you get your fuel before you pay."

I facepalmed, thanked them both profusely, and ran outside to tell my happily oblivious husband.
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>>73957570
*puts it in freezer*
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mine is in the microwave
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>>73957540
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Telling the Nepali girl to comeover because I want a want a footjob
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>>73957579
pommy cunt
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>>73957582
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"top of the morning to ye" as they say in southern ulster
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>>73957582
classic yank runt
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>>73957582
fucking yanks
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>>73957582
Good gimmick, post more Yank tourist stories
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crazy how rn and m look the same
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>>73957636
absolutely mental
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>>73957615
good work fella
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*walks into Sainos*
>where do y'all keep your ranch dressing pardner
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>gasoline

absolutely horrendous
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porn (not pom haha)
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what's the most redpilled dipping sauce for tendies?
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Bought some 'Sliders' yesterday but they're too big
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>>73957577
Fuck the queen and the establishment

I wouldnt sing praises of a german inbred either
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>>73957684
chutney
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>>73957685
FOY
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>>73957684
Hello /polrk/
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>>73957658
>ranch
i once asked for this in the states, the waitress couldnt understand me. after a couple of tries, the person i was with said wrench sauce to the waitress and things were fine again.
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>>73957687
edgy twat
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>>73957685
Cute feet x
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In England you have to hail the bus. In Canada you do not have to hail the bus.

Also, once the bus door is closed in England apparently you cannot run up to it and wave at the driver and be let on, or maybe my driver was just a jerk that one time but anyway.

I missed the bus a lot.
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>>73957697
>twink with a Jewfro

Oh Clarkson
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Absolutely every board on this website is plagued by late night alcoholics (even on weekdays) posting their, "What are you drinking tonight anons?"" threads. It's pathetic and it's everywhere. /r9k/ is the worst hit with that fat fucking blond weeb.
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New girnrnick: sneak rn's into your post rather than m's
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>>73957697
ah yes the old Anglo face more chin than it is proper
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>>73957698
were you saying it like ronsh instead of the actual pronounciation?
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>>73957698
>Raahnch
Southern poof
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>>73957698
>wrench
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>>73957685
skin looking a bit dark there
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>>73957721
look at the /ck/ alcoholic threads and you will start to understand that there are a subclass of people even more pathetic than NEETs
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>>73957711
Of course you hail it. Why would it top if there's nobody wanting to get on or off?

And it's against health & safety to let people on except at actual bus stops.
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i arn a fan of the 'thai'
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u like fai food mate? who's faila'?
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once had a brit come into where i work and asked for "sachets"

i didn't understand what she wanted
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how do you like my posting under the plumbish flag gimmick hnah
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>>73957711
How do leaf bus drivers know when to stop? Or do they just stop at every single stop?
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>>73957732
>>73957729
>>73957731
so many (You)'s, i feel like a popstar. i say it queens english you cunt monkeys, anything else is merely derivative.
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>>73957738
/ck/ has some great gimmicks
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>>73957721
alri
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>>73956856
Do you actually smoke a pipe, or are you just kidding? Don't think there are very many smokers on the 'chon. I've been at it since January. The reason it's so uncommon nowadays is because it requires a fair bit of knowledge. I'd definitely recommend to anyone who already smokes.

Pro-Tip: the drier the tobacco, the better. They sell pipe tobaccos several times more moist than it should be smoked.
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/ck/ has alright girnmicks
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anyone from scotland here? I will live in there for a couple of weeks during this summer, what should I expect?
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>>73957711
what kind of fucking idiot catches a bus regularly and doesn't realise you need to hail it, not even considering the fact that a bus you missed won't let you on the bus once its doors are closed and its cleared the stop.
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>>73957513
What does it excel at?
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>>73957793
needle sharing
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>>73957776
ranch
ran(t)SH/

not ronsh like I presume you said in your retarded accent
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>>73957793
resentment
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>>73957784
stop bringing up pipe smoking
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>>73957784
pure autism
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>>73957793
Heroin, fat people, ugly people, miserable people, ugly towns (outside of Edinburgh), very poor food, leftists
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>>73957800
various docurnentation calculations, graphs and tables
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>>73957699
The royals arent above the paedo scandal. Theyre only interest is the zero sum maintenance of a hierarchy at your and my expense

I wouldnt defer to anyone based on accident of birth
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>>73957800
https://youtu.be/Bknodg6X-z8
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>>73957784
I saw this post while I was out in the courtyard (I work at a court) smoking my pipe. I don't like walking around with it downtown because a lot of people who know nothing about tobacco pipes assume you're smoking marijuana.
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smokin babestation
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reckon every north american should be range banned from /ck/
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is there a single practical reason to be ah yes "scottish" these days
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>>73957820
>>73957809
is this a meme or scotland really is in an heroine crisis?
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>>73957850
but who would spruik 'go 'za
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>>73957826
http://niceme.me/
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>>73957824
goods post
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>>73957850
we cook a lot better things than you whiteboy
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>>73957856
free uni for now
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>>73957824
You can make this argument about virtually anything. Here's a site dedicated to labour nonces
https://labour25.com/
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>yes, I do in fact browse /ck/, and I take it very seriously at that
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Reminder that Thailad (suspected paedophile) is too scared of criticising the Thai monarchy in case a bunch of brown third world monkeys hunt him down and expel him from the country, cutting him off from his supply of prepubescent children.

Further reminder that one of the other Thailads met up with him and found him odd and didn't arrange another meeting.
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>>73957872
Not a labourite mong
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>>73957869
shart
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>>73957871
what is free of charge must be of inferior quality by necessity
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>Fuck the queen and the establishment

>I wouldnt sing praises of a german inbred either
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it actually makes me angry how different yanks are to the rest of the empire
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>>73957875
why do fedora dorks always look the same?
big head, short black hair, square glasses, fat chin/jaw and pathetic facial hair
are they all American?
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>>73957893
that's true about ur mums fanny
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>>73957887
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Where did the rumour of Thailad being a nonce come from? Is it just because he emigrated to South East Asia or is there more to it?
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>>73957904
we haven't been part of the empire for 200 years now
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SCREECHING
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>>73957913
*guffaws*
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>>73957904
>the empire

what empire
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>>73957815
The Aussie brought it up.
>>73957819
It's not autism. It was really common before the 70s. There are enough genuine autists and weirdos in most developed urban areas pipe-smoking should hardly be eccentric.

My experience since I've been smoking a pipe is 90% of people don't care, and people ask you what exactly you're smoking. Never had a cop stop me, and I've smoked around cops. Just teenagers and street people who assume everyone's a marijuana enthusiast.
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>>73957893
not when the taxes pay for it
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>>73957922
>rumour

oh its summer already
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>>73957925
PATTERING at this extrernely relatable and cute photo
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>>73957887
Being republican is fine, there's a long tradition of it in the UK. Just know it'll never happen. :^)
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>>73957934
autism
fuck off
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wait so is thailad this guy
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desu
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>>73957934
no its pure autism and the fact that you could actually think such a facetious post about using a pipe as genuine is just a further sign of the autism
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Everyone shits on Rick and Morty but they BTFO the EU in the season 3 premier
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>>73957965
delet this
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>>73957915
Im not a green or sjw either.

The establishment is malevolent. No point in beating around the bush
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being a monarchcuck is downright stupid
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>>73957936
especially when the taxes pay for it la, it's a matter of effective distribution - when you want to cater to the largest crowd possible you have to drop the standards in order to be inclusive and get your edu grants from the gov, the gov itself pays for the school's research so with limited dosh on you you can't hire the best faculty and prepare the best courses, you have to settle for middling ones

free education is an education of mediocrity
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>>73957923
its just a simple way to group you since commonwealth doesn't work and you're not anglo anymore
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>>73957965
Yes

He goes by

>Thailad
>Kev
>Timothy Byrne in Flat Spracklen House
>Lisicki
>Phimo
>Turtlemong
>BRISBANE
>Algerian

and last but certainly not least,

>Nonce
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>>73957965
yes lad lrnao
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>>73957953
Exactly as you said being a republican is fine. Im not campaigning for a republic either so my efforts in posting on brit are not in vain if they fail to fundamentally alter thebsystem of governance
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homosexuality is a learned behaviour
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>>73957994
don't know enough about scottish universities or even how their free uni works to argue this tbqh la
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>>73957985
>>73957991
The royals are fairly innocuous, there are better things to be mad about. The country wouldn't be the same without the Monarchy as it's one of the most prominent British traditions.
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>>73958031
It took me a long time to learn how to suck cock and I won't have these people taking away from my achievement by saying you're born like this!
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>>73958037
Fuck off bummy-balls
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might bum a gormless irishman
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thinking about doing an apprenticeship in homosexuality lads
anyone with experience here?
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>>73958037
>muh tradition

if this is the only argument monarchists have, it isn't a very good one
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>>73958044
not an argument
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>>73958057
can be your mentor x
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doing rny gimmick in this very post
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>>73958058
yeah fuck white people
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>>73958058
Re-writing our entire system of government would be expensive as fuck.

Plus the army is sworn to the Queen and all the Generals are demented monarchists, so unless she voluntarily steps down they'll treat it like a coup and storm Downing Street
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Thailad isn't considered a nonce just because he lives in Thailand. To my knowledge there are two reasons.

1) he used to talk about how easy it was, in great detail, to order child prostitutes in Bangkok and how he'd been offered but "always refused". Just came across as creepy.

2) he did a livestream once and he had open a Tor window which he closed immediately after someone pointed it out and never mentioned again.

He probably is a nonce but one of those virtuous ones who only looks at CP or something.
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>>73958080
vvhat do you think of mine?
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>>73958090
wtf i want this to happen now
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>>73958097
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Question for both anti and pro-monarchists

Would you be okay with keeping the royal family, their estate and their standing but stripping them of all formal power. We'd still have the visible 'tradition' of the Monarchy but they'd have no real power.

I ask because a LOT of people I know, especially Aussies, believe she has no power anyway and a fair few people don't even realise she is Queen of Australia, New Zealand and Canada also.
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>>73958106
it is Iovely (its a capital i not an l hahahaha)
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doing my gimmick as well
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>>73958090
ahh yes, definitely a system worth preserving
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Is Le Pen actually going to win?
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>>73958128
What benefit would making the PM a President instead have? There's problems with the system, but who's in charge isn't one of them. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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>>73958131
No lmao
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>>73958037
>unprovable counterfactual
>implying people connected closely to the royals arent involved in all the noncery


Go to the freemason museum on drury street westminister. Youll see plenty of royal characters in mason garb. There is considerable ground for not trustingbthe royals
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>>73958097
I must really get under your skin
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>>73958157
could you fuck off already
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>>73958131
non
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>>73958097
He also used to post loli until like a year ago.
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>>73958121
Nah, it's fine as is. Nothing good ever came from change for the sake of change
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>>73958045
back in Down we had this little tradition to visit the old Ireland for the weekend, hook some taigs, get thrown into the old Lough and repeat
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>>73958121
I thought they were already basically powerless because if they did try to use their power parliament would shut it down.
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>>73958113
>95% of pedophiles don't live out their fantasy

I'll need a source on this. Also being a consumer of CP means you are enabling that market. You don't directly hurt the kids but you are the one buying the product of others hurting those kids in the most disgusting and brutal way possible.

Literally makes me feel sick when I read these progressive 'articles' that try and normalise paedophilia. These people should be shot.
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>>73958121
Yeah thatd be fine. That is what happened to many royal senpaitachi in europe
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>>73958097
what THE FUCK thailad
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>>73958179
>because if they did try to use their power parliament would shut it down.

This is the biggest misconception of our time.
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there was one time thailad told me he was a nonce
check the archives
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>>73958151
Not that I'd mind. As a denizen of Africa, I'm primarily concerned with the comedic value of politics
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>>73958179
Nobody advertises how much influence the Queen has, but given the PM sees her more often than most of the Cabinet, it could be a lot
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>>73958150
Pm wouldnt be the president that is a massive fallacy.

We could elect someone to do the queens job. That is what most republics formerly run bu the uk do
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>>73958157
You seem confused, and mad about masons.
>>73958192
You think that's bad? There was this one time where I tried to resurrect Hitler too.
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Republicans can never come up with a decent reason to challenge the status quo so they'll always fail
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>>73958223
>We could elect someone to do the queens job.

But the queen does fuck all, why even bother electing someone
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i bet t. may has a fit clunge
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>goes to Thailand
>works in IT
>loner
>doesn't have a gf
>red flags (posts loli)

I'd be shocked if he wasn't a paedo. Plus he always gets so defensive instead of laughing it off.
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>>73958223
>We could elect someone to do the queens job
You are an infant if you think the symbolic being of the queen is something that an elected official could do.
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>>73958229
*Blindfolds you and puts a knife against your chest and says your family will be at risk if you divulge secrets as an initiation ceremony*
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very upset currently with my rnate thailad
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new
>>73958286
>>73958286
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very glad i have legs
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>>73958263
Ireland and India both have presidents who literally go around shaking hands, giving assent and opening things
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