/brit/

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>sue sex bank

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Twitter dot com traffics in truly the dumbest shite on God's green earth

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yanks in

>>73953374
>STEM cell
kek

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>>73953331
utterly CYCLOPEAN edition

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man literally everyone wearing a hat in the 1920s seems so surreal

>>73953406
post the homer with the bat

oh no my brains

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>>73953445
this one?

quite dangerous being a moderate leftist these days, I often feel that I'm caught in the political crossfire between extremist rhetoric

>>73953466
no

>>73953472
there's no way to avoid it
the far left do what they have always strived to do and destroy culture in order to enforce homogenization if you're a centrist/moderate the only option you have is stick to your beliefs and kneel (since they will exploit you and label you as a bigot)
or think about what matters most and ignore their attacks.

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This has to stop NOW.

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>>73953495
this one?

@73953551

shan't be falling for this pathetic outburst

@73953551(You)

here's a counterfeit

>>73953560
Mate just click the post number of one of my posts. Just click it and then click post. It'll literally take you 3 seconds and cost you nothing.

Just give us a (You).

captcha wont bloody allow it

@73953586(Yü) is this ok lad??

>>73953369
>>73953369
>>73953369
real brit /brit/

>>73953595
It allowed THAT post didn't it? You have no problem making a post, so what's stopping you including me in it?

Selfish.

>>73953602
you use the one linked first you threadsplitting retarded fucking frog

hela cells are for cancer research
they are immortal cervical cancer cell

>>73953602
nique ta mère

>>73953608
FOY

>>73953553
yes thanks

>>73953624
>uses the foy gimmick incorrectly
ah yes, so a newcunt fucking frog

>>73953624
ill

>>73953616
Correct. Anyway I agree it's shitty that the donor's family was never compensated but people are acting as if it was some amazing accomplishment on her part to have produced an immortal cell line, when in fact it's just a matter of dumb luck

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>ywn live in 1920s America
>ywn live in 1920s Paris

well she was cheated out of them

>>73953645
>>/cum/

civilian deaths are often necessary and justifiable collateral damage in the modern theatre of war

my are millionaires so dumb?
like these people who have millions/billions but only have the creativity to spend it on bullshit like cars and houses

truly enlightenment can only come from the Middle Class and petty bourgeoisie, the radical centre of the class system.

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcDYTcTXtI8

thread full of desperate fucks who wish to fit in with /brit/s

sad, rethink your life, look at all the flags here

>>73953732
meaningless assertions

>>73953757
*looks at your flag
hrm
ah yes

>>73953757
not i

actually kind of like it without the poms here

Literally having feels in a language I'm still learning. I must be OK at it if I understand enough for sads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YPhcGcSL4g

>>73953757
english blood flows through my veins and the old country beckons to me in my dreams; such are the requirements of a son of the british isles

where are all the other british people

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>>73953695
Not really

>>73953785
perhaps you should try /cum/ then hmmm?

i was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations

>>73953802
one of the best aussie posts ive ever read

>>73953814
but I want to talk to new zealanders and they're not in /cum/

>>73953802
ah so you're northern irish

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real yank hours

>>73953757
i'm british

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>>73953830
alri

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

hey y'all (short for "you all")

>>73953802
muh heritage doesnt mean shit here, who are u trying to impress here by stating your where your blood originally comes from? sure, brits and their colonies share common values etc but brits who come here to aus speak of australians as a separate entity. same as yanks, do germans consider yanks german? sad

>>73953867
real Primus hours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOdo7dhvSwg

>>73953870
don't you have a wogball match to watch papadopoulos

>>73953867
this video makes me very uncomfortable

i'd appreciate if you stop posting it

>get on plane
>grab a comfy window seat, old woman sitting in the aisle
>fairly cute girl behind me sits in the middle seat between me and the old lady
>bit weird since there were a lot of open better seats available but whatever
>I put on my headphones and fire up my 3DS
>planetakingoff.jpg
>planelanding.jpg
>old woman leans her head forward and stares at me
>"you had your headphones in the whole time, what were you listening to?"
>"uh nothing, just the in-game music"
>"you should've been talking to the girl next to you. 4 hours and you two didn't say a single word."
>"I thought you were married and were having a fight because you were sitting next to each other and didn't say a single word"
>"I mean she's beautiful, you're handsome, you could've made a fast friend"
>"I met my husband on a plane, you know, we just struck up a conversation and we're still together 40 years later"
>"there's no middle age you know, you're young and then one day you just wake up and you're old"
>"you've got to stop staring at those screens and start living in the world"
>she departs, we both silently deplane and proceed into the night

>>73953757
FOY

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pilky pilk
pilkity pilky plik plok
pillocky pollocky karly warly

>get on plane
>told that the flight is overbooked and that I need to leave
>tell them no
>get brutally dragged off of the flight

I dishonored my famiry

what's the best way to administer diazepam: straight down the gullet, straight under the tongue, straight up the nostril, or straight up the shitter?

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>>73953890
>talking to people on a plane
did you clap when it landed too?

>>73953934
i'm sure you're being ironic but don't snort benzos

>>73953934
anal administration of any drug is always the most efficient way to get it into your bloodstream

>>73953941
>leaf fails to recognise
shocked

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WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT

WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS TONIGHT

IF I COULD SEE ALL MY FRIENDS TONIGHT

IF I COULD SEE ALL MY FRIENDS TONIGHT

73953823
stay away from my country yank

insufferable bent wanker

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>>73953941

>>73953984
going to cuckland next week lad

>>73954001

I heard Australia is empty and that everyone should move there. Is this true?

any americans want to hang out?
i'll drive

>>73954026
yes
though it's mostly desert

Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?
Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep?
Who's waking up to drive you home when you're drunk and all alone?
Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning?

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>>73953978
>tfw Macron qualifies tomorrow and heals the world in 2 weeks

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how many likes on your profile picture?

38 here

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>>73954043
2

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>>73954032
more like dessert

Just order drugs of the Internet due to finals coming up

>>73954043
2
but I have ~200 comments on it

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>>73954026
aye we've got plenty of room, bring your friends

And if you didn't exist
Tell me why I should exist
To drag along in a world without you
Without hope and without regret
And if you didn't exist
I would try to invent love
As a painter who sees from beneath his fingers
the day's colours being born
and wonders about them.

>>73954043
don't have one haha
>r u a syko?? ://
38's about as normal as it gets

Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.

>>73954043
41 and haven't changed it since 2014

>>73954077
Start now

>>73954066
thanks m8

abdullah, rasheed, and mahmud have all been looking for a place

>>73954043
>>73954081
Jog on normies

>>73954026
>>73954066
load up on guns as well

imagine hearing a yank actually say "jog on" in a yank accent

>>73954043
51

Eminem's 'Without Me' is indisputably the greatest rap song ever

>>73954090
if i started now i would have to go to bed like a responsible person

>>73954129
do one mate

>>73954129
imagine it in a southern accent

you literally can't because it's impossible

'ri 'ds

ah yes let's make several left/centre parties in the uk and split up our electorate
what's the worst that could happen

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>>73954043
17

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get a load of the stupid yank
wants to suck my dicc but I wont let it

Les feuilles mortes se ramassent à la pelle
Tu vois, je n'ai pas oublié
Les feuilles mortes se ramassent à la pelle
Les souvenirs et les regrets aussi

'l 'nk 'rs

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accidentally said shan't in real life

>>73954019
honestly have no clue why you are informing me of this, Portland's no where near here lad

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accidentally said lads in real life

>>73954210
my grandmother does this oft

>>73954210
Probably said it with a stupid American accent too
>I Shawn't

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accidentally said doin a poo in real irl

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accidentally said FOY irl

>>73954210
I keep trying to find ways to insert /brit/speak into normal sentences but I don't get many opportunities, the best way to do it is when you're talking to someone you'll never need to speak to again like a bus driver or the 'sheed at the convenience store in woy woy so future embarrassing encounters can be avoided

accidentally said hello nigger irl

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>Sigmund Freud was Jewish

Doing push ups at 5 am haha what am I like????

>>73954306
psychology was invented by kikes

>>73954309
a loser.

>>73954277
most things sound too cringe in an american accent to do that

accidentally said REEEEEEE irl

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told my shrink i don't like social media and that i've never had a facebook or twitter or anything and she gave me a very surprised look

>>73954282

I do this every time I see a black.

In my head my internal voice is saying "don't say nigger, don't say nigger, don't say nigger..."

>>73954329
I think australians can pull it off but normies will go ballistic and think you're completely insane

>>73954311
>try not to be anti-semetic
>appreciate Jewish culture and works by Jews
but its literally ALWAYS (((THEM)))

>>73954309
>5 am
oh for fucks sake i thought it was about 2

>>73954357

The birds are singing outside.

Now I'll never get to sleep.

Modern physics was also invented by Jews. You should thank them for nuclear energy sometime, goy

Doing sit ups at 5 am haha what am I like????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tko1G6XRiQ

>>73954373
Do a nightcap m8

>>73954397
wrong

>>73954399
just posted this on /r/madlads

15mg of diazepam straight under the tongue it is then

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>birdcucks
'cks sake

>>73954410
>content blocked by UMG

Sad!

>>73954439

It was Blondie, Atomic. I'd got to the bass solo as I was listening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow6EbUVav2E

>afraid to fart all day because i almost sharted earlier
>finally get to the toilet to rid myself of this curse
>only a fart comes out

fucking hell

If Le Pen wins, will Marion be the First Slag?

Doing dips now lads fucking hell haha

people call Vietnam vets and vets of other modern wars pussies for having PTSD when in WWII the US government had a massive psychological aid program in place for soldiers to help them through their mental issues.

bands where the bass player is the lead singer are the strongest race

this fucking irish lad the absolue maniac hahaha

>>73954501
like the beatles

>>73954512
the beatles are unironically the most overrated band in the world. they're alright but not as good as everyone says they are

Men need to release their emotions, but in private with a trusted person, rather than in public for show.

>>73954525
meme opinion

>>73954525
I don't listen to music based on whatever your mates say, yank

>>73954525
haha alri scaruffi

>>73954277
unironically use "runt" and "wahey" with the lads all the time

>>73954501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I

>>73954525
hmm

Back to push ups heart is going absolutely 90 mph now fuck me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ul-cZyuYq4

You can go your own way

>>73954540
fine then beatles are shit.

but it'd be so empty
without me

>>73954559
excellent post

Not liking the beatles makes you SO unique mate

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>>73954417
'Avin a 'ggle at your expense, mate

smoking weed

>>73954622
You know that stuff causes cancer, right?

Debbie Harry lads. Would you today? She's pretty old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU

>>73954594
fucking hate them in fact, and all their le born in the wrong generation fans

>>73954630
it literally cures cancer

>>73954630
uh dude, it's natural

>>73954647
So is arsenic

>>73954639
Which chemical in it cures cancer? what's its mechanism of action?

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in a nightmare
I am falling
from the ceiling
into bed beside you

you're asleep
I'm screaming
shoving you
to try and wan

business idea: if I ever have kids, make them learn a musical instrument from a young age

>>73954525
It's true, they're horrifically overrated, and I say this as a former member of a Beatles tribute band.

They made great music rght throughout their career, they might even be the best band in the world for a shitload of people. By any objective measurement they're definitely up there. But the idea that nobody comes close is just a meme. Same with Elvis. Probably the same with New York City (haven't been).

PS. If you want easy money and adulation, join a Beatles tribute band and get gigging. Taking candy from a baby.

>>73954658
uh, it's a plant?

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>>73954665
Tfw me

>>73954658
>Which chemical in it cures cancer? what's its mechanism of action?

THC dude. It decalcifies your pineal glans

>>73954658
its fuckin medicine bro jesus smoked it

>>73954684
oh will ya look at him there wid his fiddles begorrah

>>73954697
I love fiddling with your mam's fanny

I was actually born in the wrong generation, my mum had a weird condition where I was born 11 months after my dad died so I was conceived in Gen Y and born in Gen Z

>>73954681
>all plants are good for you

>>73954690
I googled that and the only results are from DUDE websites

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might go on another adventure tonight
just need a bit more liquid courage to do some crazy shitte

>>73954719
so your dad died and your mam injected a vile of his semen in her fanny 2 months later?

ah the birds are awake
I should go to bed

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>>73954719
>my mum had a weird condition where I was born 11 months after my dad died
you mean being a huge skank?

>race is a social construct
>haplogroups exist

pick one and only one

>>73954757
kc

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>>73954747
>a vile of his semen
>a vile

Believe you meant 'vial' there mate

>>73954735
>fruit & veg is bad for you
alri carnie

>>73954773
*Phial

>>73954777
nice strawman there la

would you smoke poison ivy?

>>73954773
i know, noticed it after i hit post. i need sleep

>>73954777
you dont win friends with salad mate
fuck off

i'm writing about the book i read

>>73954763
what's that? krautchan? the chan of the krauts? 'kaysea'? krautchan full stop dot net forward slash int?
never heard of it

>>73954795
this
>>73954777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Kj17oVHAk

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saw a man that looked like thcm this evening

>>73954828
>>73954795
>>73954790
enjoy your cancer
i'll live till im over 100

get absolutely livid when something isn't in english

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>>73954844
Lucky bloke that

>>73954855
hello gay

Done my workout lads.
30 minutes every morning, you'll see a result in a fortnight

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the man with the thinning hair and the chin

>>73954855
What was she thinking/

>>73954850
you'll still be an old fragile cunt
whats the point in life if you risk death by standing up without some sociopathic nursing home staffer there to support you

>>73954855
he's all grown up now

>>73954887
enjoy your early grave
don't say i didn't warn you about plants and natural ingredients

going to London at the weekend, what are some cheap or free things I can do there other than the usual museums and tourist shit?

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>i eat animal products and don't smoke cannabis

posting on krautchan /brit/ ahaa

>there isn't a word for someone who chooses to only eat meat
annoying. and no, carnivore isn't it, carnivores have to eat meat
bet the kikes did this

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I smoke cannabis instead of eating it

>cannabis
ah yes, reddit: the plant

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>he does drugs or drinks alcohol

>>73954929
Pub tours

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>No I don't want to ingest a life-saving natural medicine on account of its association with a website I dislike

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So you lads don't want a sip?

>>73955008
no thanks i'm not 21

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>CS/EE double major at Stanford
>4.0 GPA
>had internships at Google, Facebook, and Uber each summer
>Can't find a job for the life of me
>my liberal cousin got a job making $130,000 as a "Diversity Engineer" at SpaceX

It wasn't supposed to be this way.

>>73955014
Good lad

>he willingly smokes a plant that alters central nervous activity

HOWLING

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>Yeah I'll have a bottle of empty calories and literal poisons please
>What? No, I shan't be cleansing my body of the toxins later, I'll just eat some animal products

cracking myself up with my reply to this thread >>>/g/60027968

>>73955056
Post more rare Patrick

IM OFF BOYS

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>Post more rare Patrick

That's not Patrick

>>73955056
VERY good post

>>73955081
i said patrick not brainlet wojack

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>InnocentWhispers deleted her channel because she couldn't handle the banter

>missed the attention so put it back up and made a video whinging about "trolls" and "haters"

Fuckin ASMR slags

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>yes I'll willingly breathe something in that's not fresh air

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>That's not Patrick
>I said patrick not brainlet wojack

>>73955060
i dont get it

>>73955114
it's just that he supposedly spent a lot of time making a hacking exercise for people to be able to work on with a fishy address and the only response was my pic saying i aint clicking that shit

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almost bought a 17in razer laptop when i was younger

i was going to use it for school lmao

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>i dont get it

>>73955081
screeching at this post and i'm not sure why

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>Zeus tricks Agamemnon into to going to war with Troy so that the Greeks will beg Achilles to fight the Trojans
>Zeus gets angry when the Greeks go to war without Achilles anyways

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>No, a perfectly safe, naturally-occurring plant isn't for me - an old racist with a rifle and a Bible informed me it was the work of Beelzebub
>It'll be clean air ONLY for me

>>73955129
oh haha

>>73955136
by razer i meant alienware

>>73955136
runt in my lab group does this

>why yes, psychoactive drugs are DEFINITELY good for my brain, and even promote a longer lifespan - the good men at reddit have told me so

why does watching test cricket played in England feels so different la? something about the weather, the way the sun shines, the atmosphere etc as if it is the way it was meant to be. ultra comfy tbqh ngl

if you close your eyes, you can equally imagine her as a runtish male talking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tssRz0TigM

>>73955154
>>73955158
>>73955169
>>73955174
>>73955177
SNAP

just dropped my weed pipe out of the window from the 1st floor

>>73955187
this gimmick is still on? good night!!

It's the only Canuck gimmick I've ever supported

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>I, an American, shall proceed to enter the /brit/ thread of 4chan's international board and pretend to be 5 different people whilst the Brits are all asleep

>dude, it's GOOD for you!

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>General election 2017: Labour wants four new bank holidays

wtf i love labour now

So /brit/ is now /yank/
And /fug/ is the new /brit/??

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this is a lot better than usual /brit/

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Up the RA
Time to muck about

If /fug/ is the new /brit/, I shall be migrating there

Shame that they have g*rmans there though

>>73955235
Real JF hours, especially on a sunday. /brit/ is mostly students so everyone's in bed

/fug/ isn't a thing and never will be, fucking Germans can go suck a dick

>>73955249
Ah, whew

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watched corbyn sit in front of a council for an hour while he tried to explain an antisemetic tweet that one of his constituents made 10 years ago

he handled it very well

they threw everything they had at him trying to get him to say something wrong. they had a WW2 vet up there rambling on for 20 minutes about the holocaust

it was a sad affair

i don't like corbyn or his policies but it takes a strong character to sit in front of a group of hyper-PC neoliberal cultists who were desperately trying to trick him into saying something stupid. he handled it well

>>73955323
don't believe any americans follow british politics to this extent

>>73955323
although this is the only post on offer I'm not going to read it

>>73955334
i follow british politics very closely 2bh, even moreso since brexit. things have been entertaining

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Setback #1

>>73955334
Autismo yank just trying to get (You)s

You fucked it

virgin shoes

autism shoes

>>73955427
ha ha what a lad

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Boudica was a queen of the British Celtic Iceni tribe who led an uprising against the occupying forces of the Roman Empire in AD 60 or 61.

Boudica's husband, Prasutagus, ruled as a nominally independent ally of Rome. After he died, his kingdom was annexed. According to Tacitus, his daughters were raped.

Boudica led 100,000 Iceni, Trinovantes, and others to fight.


The rebels' first target was Camulodunum (Colchester). Upon hearing of the revolt, Suetonius hurried to Londinium (modern London), the 20-year-old commercial settlement that was the rebels' next target.

Londinium was abandoned to the rebels who burnt it down, slaughtering anyone who had not evacuated. Verulamium (St Albans) was next to be destroyed.

Dio's account gives more detail; that the noblest women were impaled on spikes and had their breasts cut off and sewn to their mouths.

Tacitus says that the Britons had no interest in taking or selling prisoners, only in slaughter.

love wikipedialad

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Belly of the beast

When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

>>73955440
fuck off

>>73955488
>it's a heater system
So what..?

The most important difference between our plan and that of our opponents, is that our plan will put America First. Americanism, not globalism, will be our credo. As long as we are led by politicians who will not put America First, then we can be assured that other nations will not treat America with respect. This will all change in 2017.

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>>73955516
Doing a covert poo in their portapotty now

>>73955544
Who is 'they'?
Post willy

alri lads

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>adventure leaf is here

>>73953920
ill be listening to him while trying to sleep now
it wont work

>>73955583
HEYYYY YOU MADE IT!

Guys, look who it is! Get in here mate, 'ave a beer. Fucking hell, good to see you mate. Good to see you. How've you been?

>>73955583
alri bruce

>>73955583
what's it like living down under?

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>thaiguy is here

>>73955606
yeah not too bloody bad cobba how bout you

>>73955608
ye alri

>>73955610
yeah top notch desu gotta watch the sun but it's honestly a bit of paradise you can't beat

>>73955638
>gotta watch the sun
*sends you a television*
You should be careful, your eyes will suffer.

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>>73955564
(((Them)))

*doubts if you are sober*

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Augustus made Mars a renewed focus of Roman religion, marked by a program of urban renewal and monumental architecture.

Augustus dedicated the site of his new Temple to Mars Ultor, a manifestation of Mars he cultivated as the avenger (ultor) of the murder of Julius Caesar.

The Altar of Augustan Peace was located there, as was the Obelisk of Montecitorio, imported from Egypt. It housed a colossal statue of Mars and a nude Venus.

Soldiers sometimes assembled at the temple before heading off to war.

Augustus required the Senate to meet at the temple when deliberating questions of war and peace.

Mars, and specifically Mars Ultor, was among the gods who received sacrifices from Julian, the only emperor to reject Christianity after the conversion of Constantine I.

>>73955621
Mustn't grumble.

>>73955669
That's a sponge....

>>73955674
No
Want a sip?

>>73955674
I'M fuggn SOBER

you don't even KNOW ME

THIS IS ME

THIS IS ME

ahhhh you're alright

but doe you... EVER

*falls over*

just did an autism temper tantrum and broke my mouse

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>>73955694
THEM

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>France prepares to vote for new president amid high security
>About 50,000 police and 7,000 soldiers are being deployed around the country
The STATE of France.

>>73955758
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH
DIVERSITY BRINGS PEACE

Just listened to the full version of my default ringtone. "Over the Horizon" by Samsung. Quite a peaceful and pleasant tune.

>>73955758
Doesn't seem that much for a country the size of France.

>thaiguy doesn't get (You)s
>hur dur non British culture lads :DDD

Screen just went orange

>>73955736
Got insanely drunk on whiskey once and had a 4am mental breakdown and just started screaming and roaring and smashing my flat and everything in it. Very vague memory. No idea what the neighbours think of me after that outburst. Nobody has mentioned it.

>>73955771
The fact that they need any at all is sad.

>>73955771
>You require 7000 military soldiers and 50,000 extra militarised/armed police to have democracy
>that's not fucking terrible

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trump is 71

imagine what your typical 71 is like

and then realize that forgetting things once in a while is perfectly normal

>listening to inverview
>one voice's audio is from one mic
>the other voice to my other ear

Why the fuck is this so common with podcasts? Is this intentional?

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A trophy
Riding it around a bit

>>73955841
It's easily done or corrected, so probably.

>>73955830
he's 70 you retard

>>73955830
Benjamin Frankin was in his 70s when he signed the Declaration of Indepdencd

You guys are alright. I'm a janny. Don't post tomorrow.

>>73955890
>Frankin
>Indepdencd
Fucking senile retard

>>73955891
enjoy your ban

>>73955859
What did you do with the girl?

>>73955911
NOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!

thaibrainlet fix your fucking link

>>73955886
doubt 6 weeks makes much of a difference you pedantic little plasmodium

difficulty making friends of the same age, children with AS may feel more comfortable with adults or much younger children
engages in one-sided, long-winded conversations, without noticing if the listener is still listening or trying to change the subject
displays unusual nonverbal communication, such as lack of eye contact, few facial expressions, or awkward body postures and gestures
does not empathize with or seems insensitive to others’ feelings and has a hard time “reading” other people or may have difficulty understanding humor
doesn’t understand the give-and-take of conversation or engage in “small talk”
seems egocentric or self-absorbed
may speak in a voice that is monotone, rigid, jerky or unusually fast
may be extremely literal or have difficulty understanding the nuances of language, despite having a good vocabulary

>>73955928
the /brit/ link?

The only real solution I can think of is by offering multiple choices such as; Go to thread, not correct, have a button to try another one. This would mean the site would be iframed for 5 seconds or so and then redirect once the user has decided it's correct. It's messy.

>>73955988
>as; Go

didn't finish reading this when I saw you use a semicolon instead of a regular colon you fucking retard

>>73956018
forgive me senpai

I'll make a separate beta on a different url to see how it goes.

>>73955988
just make it go to the first /brit/ thread listed in the catalog and it'll be righrt 90% of the time

>>73956087
except when there's a new thread.

>>73956071
talk to ye again, bye

>>73956109
not sure what you mean. the old thread should be auto saging by then

>>73956158
more importantly I don't think replies, page number etc. are in the json data

http://a.4cdn.org/int/catalog.json

>>73955984
why are you talking about me?

>>73956169
so, explain to us

what are you trying to do? archive /brit/ threads?

>>73956169
view-source:>>>/int/catalog

>>73953678

>>73953678

>>73953678

In Norse mythology, Fimbulvetr Fimbulwinter is the immediate prelude to the events of Ragnarök. It means "great winter".

The mythology might be related to the extreme weather events of 535–536.

The 536 event and ensuing famine have been suggested as an explanation for the deposition of hoards of gold by Scandinavian elites at the end of the Migration Period. The gold may have been deposited as a sacrifice to appease the gods and get the sunlight back.

The Gaelic Irish Annals record the following: "A failure of bread in the year 536 AD" – the Annals of Ulster

The Byzantine historian Procopius recorded of 536, "The sun gave forth its light without brightness."

Snow during the summer fell in China.

Tree ring analysis shows abnormally little growth in Irish oak in 536.

The event might have been caused by the volcano Rabaul near Papua New Guinea

>>73955984
damn, someone finally read my biography