What happens after death /int/, I'm scared.

>>73949823
The same as what happened before you were born, of course: nothing.

>>73949823
Go die and then come back to give us a report.

>>73949823

The same thing that happened before you were born

>>73949877
>>73949974
Swim around in my dad's testicle?

it will stop hurting

>>73949989
>he thinks his being is the same thing as one of the gametes that engendered him

That's not how it works

>>73949877
Thank god

>>73949823
reincarnation

>>73949823
It doesn't matter

>>73949823
your journey will continue....

>>73949823

Nothing but sweet silence and the release of pain.

>>73950178
Indeed. Nothing could be more horrible than an eternity of existence.

You'll burn in hell for not living accord the sharia law.

reincarnation as a street in India

>>73950274

We're all virgins so our purity must count some points for heaven.

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*BURRP* NOTHING *Tips Fedora*

>>73949823
I hope nothing.

I already hate my life, I don't want to keep on feeling like this in the afterlife.

>>73950272
eternity is a relative concept....

>>73949823
first I'm gonna take a nap....then I'm gonna track down Brittany Murphy.

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>>73950486

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>>73949823
I don't know but I can't find out soon enough

>>73950365
>>>/tv/
And stay there

>>73950578
more an anne bancroft fan huh?

>>73949823
you assume control of your happier self in the multiverse
t. drunk

>>73950968
You mean in the after life? If so I don't blame you. BM had a hot rocking body. Like a literal 10.

>>73951008
yep...she's my "fun" type. so unless she's reincarnated I'll track her down first.

Reincarnation. But the way populations are going now you'll end up as an African

>>73949823
Release

>>73949823

something probably...they've done some interesting studies in re NDEs and Kids with past life memories. Also multiverse.

>>73949823
Your body will decompose and you will cease to exist except as tiny particulars contributing to earths temporary ecosystem.

>>73951223
If I'm a African you can bet I'm gonna ''MUH DICK MOFCKR'' all in America or Europe

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>>73949823
You go to an abstract kind of hell where your life is shit.

>>73951352
So I would just wake up again

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riddle me this senpai...why is it that those who believe in a strictly material nature to existence often seem to get the least out of aforementioned material existence?

>>73951339
you will die from starvation/some shaman ritual/new disease/rival tribe raid before your balls even drop

>>73951680
Not if these cucked UN and Christan groups gibes me dat

>>73949823
You wake up in another universe. You never really die :(

I'll see you all in hell.

>>73950365
Hahahahahahaha as a millenial I find that both funny and relatable lololol

>>73953136
>>73950365
>>>/tv/

>>73953167
t. Reddit

>>73953686
t. newfag