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ah yes, the formative years

posting in t his one

boobstation

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Theres a site where a guy creates a new geometric design every day

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delte this thread

SAGE

fuck off threadsplitters

SAGE

>>73909162
you have to put the sage in the options bar dummy

>>73909098
>>73909098
>>73909098
>>73909098

Much better than the leaf thread

>>73909184
sage goes in all fields friendo

>>73909215
you only need it in the options bar actually m8

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yes the leaf thread was posted first

HOWEVER

this thread has karen

>>73909231
he's playin you for a laugh runt

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>yfw posting in the leaf thread

would rather post in a jfs thread than support autistic thread wars

do like killing pakis desu

do not like posting in jf threads because it encourages jf to think theyre part of beit when theyre not. Sad and pathetic

just remember this one time when i was around ten and i signed to an older blonde girl "You are beautiful"

neither of us are deaf. i don't know why i did it. i was up on a podium and saw her and did it in front of everybody.

that was like 13 years ago and it still makes me cringe.

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*sets up shop*

>>73911341
i kind of like this hat 2bh

ou know how some people wear sports jerseys on top of hoodies? Well I have a t-shirt for my wrestling team. I want to wear it a lot so I started wearing on top of a hoodie instead of as a t-shirt. Now the normal thing to do would be get the design put onto a hoodie but I love the way it layers with the hoodie. It's hard to explain without a picture but it's basically just a black t-shirt on top of a grey hoodie. What do you think about me stitching the t-shirt onto the hoodie? Would that look autistic af?

>>73911369
Does she even know sign language?

>>73911373
Chuck's Feed n' Seed

>>73911389
no, she asked me later what it meant and i told her. in front of all her friends. she looked extremely embarrassed.

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>I do believe in Jesus though, and believe a lot of what the saints and doctors of the church have said/done.
>just don't like the structure as it is right now
>plus its more of a cultural thing
>I've considered conversion to Buddhism but I fear it would be disingenuous without a proper "teacher" or connection to the common aspects of the faith.
>I think I'd be more comfortable as a pagan, just keeping with the practices of Brahmanism like meditation and more genuine practice.
>I don't like most "neo-pagans" or see them as genuine.

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Need my toes sucked

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>>73911380
reminds me of this

>>73911387
>wearing a shirt OVER a hoodie
Why?
>>73911399
Kek

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>the gay-autismo-racist aussie is here

>>73911410
*sucks*

>>73911416
Excellent taste in video games there Anon.

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>>73911403
proddys >>>/out/
/brit/ is a Catholic general

Screen just went orange

>>73911410
it seems like i have a vocaroo saved for every occasion
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XXAB53lg78

>>73911424
Because it means a lot to me and I like to wear it everyday. Hooded t shirts are also becoming a thing but they're done well whereas if I did this one myself it would look shit

Done 4 wanks already today lads, and the day is still young so it appears as though I'm going to beat my previous record (10)

people are so fucking dumb

>>73911462
Mate wear it under your hoodie, what the fuck?

>>73911387
>What do you think about me stitching the t-shirt onto the hoodie? Would that look autistic af?

i think it depends on the shirt design and how good you are with a needle. it could be pretty cool. it's up to you, where whatever makes you happy.

>>73911438
>religion
you'd get bullied for that here

face is bleeding again

>>73911438
Good post
>>73911492
Bad post

so because of the way im sitting, my dick has fallen asleep. feels kind of nice.

icelad?

>tfw 4chan pass expires today

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>>73911512
ICELAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD

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my theory on canadians is they suffer from a collective identity crisis because they're a nation of immigrants and have no culture of their own

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>>73911438

>>73911492
don't care
get bullied for it here even more probably
atheism was just a mind killer for me and I felt awful.

>>73911387
did you lose your virginity to your coach while wearing it, and want to wear it constantly to keep his smell? also underage

love this meme that islam somehow corrupted this beautiful and sacred middle-east

everyone is fucked there, it's a cultural not religious thing

there's a video of yazidis stoning a girl for wanting to convert to marry a muslim boy

>>73911481
Then no one would see it and I'd have to wash it everyday instead of just washing once a week with the hoodie

>>73911537
this
the middle east was better under strict military-aristocracy or monarchy
republicanism is a meme that needs to die ASAP

>>73911533
No I just have no friends or anything to be proud of except for my team

>>73911537
b-but before islam they invented math and all of science!!

>>73911543
Nah lad nobody wears shirts over hoodies it's fucking ridiculous. Wear your shirt, wash it and wear other shirts in the meantime

despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

>>73911559
>>73911572
pre-islamic middle east was fucked

>ah yes, let me marry my sister for strong babies

as well, veils like the burqa were quite common before islam

persian royalty had their women wear them, as well as the egyptians

that place has always been fucked

>>73911429
No i dont trust you not to bite them off

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icelad?

>>73911633
Christian middle east had all sorts of goofy shit like cursing your neighbour by throwing a fetus onto his property
its just a silly place.

>>73911530
unironically how was it a mind killer for you? most sects of christianity try to deny most things you can learn about the universe

>>73911637
saved
(not really)

>tfw fair skin and red lips

i'm never going to look like a real man

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>>73911683
icelad?

>>73911686
thats decent fuccboi attributes
show us

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccBDu4ZARIo

really like this choon

found it a few hours ago

>>73911653
I rejected a lot of things out of hand for having even a vague religious connection, a lot of books and other works. generally was pretty bitter and just wanted to destroy things/make people unhappy. I was VERY nihilistic and not in any good way, it was just unhealthy and pretty limiting, especially since a lot of the faith I put in "science" ended up being pretty hollow as well. desu going to university opened my eyes to a lot of new things I think, especially philosophy and literature. Reading the passion these people from centuries ago had made me want to investigate more and take it seriously rather than being bitter and passionless.

>>73911715
first you have to tell me what a fuccboi is

>>73911728
A guy who likes to fuck

>>73911728
An American

>>73911653
>most sects of christianity try to deny most things you can learn about the universe
>most sects
>most things
couldnt find the time to produce an argument based on anything but facts made up of your opinion?

>>73911579
You're wrong actually its real popular in America

lad played a dope hardcore jungle set

>>73911745
im not trying to argue

>>73911746
And they're all mongs. You can't pull that shite here

>>73911762
I'm gonna do it

>>73911746
Don't bring us into your shitty argument

>>73911746
i've literally never seen that in my life

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ICELAD?!

>>73911809
good work lad

You ever wonder why indians are so consumerist but never seem to do anything other than tech reviews and tutorials

Technology's root development is to increase communication and understanding at some level

yet indians seem to never communicate or be creative on the internet just consume

serolsyly look up "Cow Sex" on youtube

wtf aren't cows holy animals in india

1.2 billion of these people just watching and consuming

WORLDPEACEWORLDWIDE

Become a christian you have nothing better to do

What do have to lose?

Money?

Time?

You waste that constantly on stupid shit

At least get some real bros out of it; living in a monastery is like being in a 80's sitcom

You'll learn ancient traditions like putting Gold Bond on your dick to eliminate fleshy desires of the world

ALL WE ARE IS FILTH IN THE BREEZE

Know good old Cash&Carry when pulled over by Cop-o's with no Geico. It's cheaper to pay them off instead of trying to save 15% in 15 minutes

Use handbrake to copy libaray dvd's and sell them to babysitters so don't hustle fake coach purses in a Ford F150. All things come in a crash landing.

Neighborhood watch captan pick up all dog poopies

In respect of those who served in the korean war for the future of Samsung products 30,000 american heros

Vice Presents: Build-A-Bear Workshop's Dark Side

My dad was watching college football all night and he didn't even go to college or play football.

Bless this mess

Some guy 2 streets over still has a Hilldawg sign up

I know he was a single father and his daughter used to go to my bus stop in middle school

She looked like a sightly uglier version of Morgan Webb but she let me copy her math homework

WATCHOUTSTOCKMARKETANDHOUSINGGONNACRASHANDBURRRNNNNN

Save all money in order to buy an equivalent of a boy scout summer camp

Cuban sandwich is not actually cuban

did you know that?

google it

You've Got Mail 2 (2019)

How many stickers do you put on a fridge?

>>73911780
a lot of people do it in your sports crowds

>"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one" - Albert Einstein

What the fuck did he mean by this?

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>>73911819

>>73911826
are we talking jerseys? i thought he meant t-shirt.

>>73911830
Gnosticism 101

>>73911845
Take the software pill: we live in a computer simulation

>>73911824
... sticker fiend ... swipe down sticker mama ...

About to set up a 'candid' photo of myself because I don't have any recent pictures

What have I become

>>73911885
just keep in mind that everyone will know and judge you for it

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>>73911885
topkek

*orders his steak well done and slathers it with tomato sauce*

hoi
etsubatsu
paceche
hi woowie

Probability guarantees that we are living in a computer simulation

frick off

>>73911952
unless the probability is 1 that is false

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People who believe in good and evil/black and white dichotomies and that God loves and cares about them personally:
>[picture of a small brain]

People who believe we have no power, there is no god and nothing matters because everything is too complex:
>[picture of a normal brain with a bit of buzzing]

People who believe things are too complex but also that strict myths of "good and evil" need to be presented to the masses of plebs for their own good while in private thinking everything is just meaningless outside of the meaning they create as gods of this reality.:
>[picture of a large brain covered in electricity, third eye opened]

People whom'st realise all this complexity is just white noise and ultimately can/should be ignored for the most part so as to build common co-operation while cutting out the weeds in society with no moral qualms or the veil of myths and that while nothing matters; even the context we can create, everything is unified in the divine:
>[picture of a gigantic brain exploding with energy and cosmic power, chakras fully opened]

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>>73911848
simulation theory is just how autismos and STEMfags wrap their head around Plato

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>>73911952
I always imagined our universe was a smaller part of something much larger. Like our solar system was like electrons around a nucleus or something.

thailad can you help me with something? the interpals forums constantly refresh on their own

>>73911985
you mean your browser refreshes? Like the entire page reloads?

babylon shall fall

>>73909107
>scalene

That's just a polite way of saying retarded nigger triangle

>>73911981
just like Men in Black

>>73911997
yup

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Britain went a full day without using coal to generate electricity for the first time since the Industrial Revolution, the National Grid says.

>>73912015
do you have a secondary browser installed to try with?

It seems to be an issue with the site itself.

http://forum.interpals.net/forum/interpals/site-help-feedback/2782523-forum-pages-permanently-refresh-with-firefox

Why is everything about our planet so perfect for us?

There's no way that this all happened by chance

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how will women ever recover

>>73912054
You're looking at it backwards, life adapts to suit its environment.

>>73912077
Looks like my grandad.

>>73912054
weak bait

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>>73912054
we had a few billion years to get used to it here
and its still a bit shit

>>73912046
coal miners will NEVER recover

>>73912054
>see how this hole in the ground has arranged itself perfectly around the water inside it

>>73912077
>women are big children
Nonce

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>>73912054
>Why is everything about our planet so perfect for us?

>>73912054
when you think about the scale of the known universe it becomes an inevitability

>>73912086
Show me an instance where humans observed life develop from nothing, as is asserted in the theory of evolution

I am generally not misogynist but due to the nature of women being completely protected, sheltered, and in a bubble, I think it is silly to take anything they have to say seriously.

If we evolved from monkeys then WHY DO MONKEYS STILL EXIST HUH

>>73912115
memes
outside of the equator its pretty nice
honestly you can survive fairly nicely somewhere like Southern France or Greece basically naked

>>73911981
you're a real idiot

whince whenever i see chinks trying to be sexy on the nsfw subreddits

73912124
another reddit opinion brought to you by reddit; the country

>>73911910
I have QUITE an elaborate plan involving a number of chairs, paperweights and a timer

>>73912123
There's lots of theories to how life may have started on the planet. There's some interesting experiments such as the "Miller–Urey experiment" for example you might want to read about.

>>73912145
Except for all the migrants who would rape you to death if you tried

And before that there were wolves and shit

Plus being naked you might sunburn in Greece, leading to skin cancer

Life doesn't just happen, there's a million things in the background helping us cling to existence on this dying rock hurtling through space.

>>73912154
why?

>>73912048
I've used chrome and firefox, both don't work, except with chrome when I'm not signed in

>get friend request from random "girl"
>posts slutty pictures often with no likes or comments and a link to "her" skype
>google the skype name out of curiosity
>first result is "blackmail scam - skype community"
ah yes

business theory: jews are creatures that actually operate in the 4th spatial dimension

>>73912193
heh

maybe

>>73912184
The problem lies within the site itself. A bug in the code, I don't use the site so I'm not familiar with any kind of work around for the bug. Your best bet is to try different things and check google for people who've already sussed it out.

>>73912193
Sounds like what David Icke was saying about the illuminati in a vid I saw yesterday.

This notion that evolution is what allowed us to thrive on this planet is so bullshit.

Why the FUCK didn't anything "evolve" to withstand Mars's environment?

It's so fucking clear that our reality was created for us.

Some sort of intelligent design made us.

Why does the Fermi Paradox still hold up? Our universe is vast and old, yet not a peep from anything outside Earth.

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>>73912174
>there's a million things in the background helping us cling to existence on this dying rock hurtling through space.
all me

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I'm in love with Theresa.

I just thought you should know.

>>73912174
Odysseus survived basically naked pretty well for a good while

what kind of cunt grows up wanting to be a politician

>>73912269
not i

>>73912269
people who selflessly want to make the world a better place

don't understand why christianity and islam deserve their own names and aren't just part of judaism

>>73912244
>Why the FUCK didn't anything "evolve" to withstand Mars's environment?
Maybe it did at one point. Our time on this planet is a blink of an eye in the grand scale of things. Perhaps in a billion years Martians will be having the same conversation about Earth if it dies for whatever reason.

went to thailand last summer with the family and some british guy kept trying to sell things to my little sister

Bit hungover

>>73912269
they start out as lawyers, usually criminal defense attorneys

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>Life doesn't just happen, there's a million things in the background helping us cling to existence on this dying rock hurtling through space.

>>73912288
wrong no politician ever acts out of anything but self-interest

The Fermi paradox has been criticized as being based on an inappropriate use of propositional logic. According to a 1985 paper by Robert Freitas, when recast as a statement in modal logic, the paradox no longer exists, and carries no probative value.

hillary clinton should have been president

>>73912244
Mars is too shitty
Earth is a garden world

But the existence of life is a big reason why it is so perfect and beautiful
The biosphere basically regulates the entire planet for the most part, this is why things like deforestation and extinction are big issues, they lead to entire areas becoming wastelands and climate patterns shifting.

Like if the amazon keeps being cut down the region will turn into a desert like the Sahara and Europe will get absolutely massive levels of rainfall in return
Right now all that rain is kept in a pocket by the climate created by the forest

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>Perhaps

>>73912327
N
O
P
E

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>>73912288

why care about space or the beginning anyway, you'll be dead before the smart people can tell you

>>73912342
trump is literally retarded

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>>73912339
>mfw we're living in a time of such obscurantism that two syllable words can be dismissed as pseudo-intellectual

the world will be a very different place in 100 years

>>73912342
more people voted for her

>>73912351
Are you threatening me again?

First the "surgeon general" and now you.

Watch your back

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>the world will be a very different place in 100 years

>>73912363
Yea
I'll die and the universe will cease to exist

>>73912299
abrahamic is the umbrella term

>>73912351
It's just interesting to think about. Also there's sometimes people that get aggressive and defensive about their opinions which is fun.

>>73912335
Surely given the magic of billions of years and time, life should have sprouted on Mars.

(Evolution is a retarded theory)

>>73912364
Niggers, spics, fags, and women.

>>73912380
Prove there's no life on Mars

>>73912364
cali voted for her

cali is also the dumbest state

>>73912380
Again maybe it did but something happened that killed the planet. As could easily happen with earth one day. If our planet dies that's not proof that life never existed here.

>>73912385
and the educated non-neet white men

>>73912409
no, voted for trump too

>>73912402
best state

>>73912380
Why? Time isn't as much of a factor
I only wonder about why proteins on earth started to multiply/recombine and eventually become early DNA

Also I wonder about the existence of viruses

>>73912406
We have prehistoric fossils billions of years old

If there was life on mars, the various missions there would uncover SOMETHING, yet, have not. It's a dusty shithole.

If you haven't read Neil deGrasse Tyson's entire bibliography then you shouldn't be partaking in any scientific discussion.

just why are yanks so thick lads

before you canadian retards reply you are yanks

off on my run
someone fire my starting pistol?

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>Niggers, spics, fags, and women.

>>73912434
>the various missions there would uncover SOMETHING

how do you know? it's not like we've been doing archeological digs there

fuck off sophomoric cretin

>>73912424
>I only wonder about why proteins on earth started to multiply/recombine and eventually become early DNA
because if they didn't we wouldn't be here to have this discussion

http://www.strawpoll.me/12799633

>>73912446
BANG

>>73912434
It's not like anyone has been to mars to have a good look

Only a handful of probes that barely scratch the surface

>>73912420
Good lad

>>73912420
yeah they love giving out free shit to immigrants

you'd love it there

>>73912424
>Time isn't as much of a factor
Also this.. think of the 1000's of monkeys with 1000's of typewriters. It might take an unimaginable amount of time.
>>73912434
Our research into Mars is very much in its infancy and that's putting it kindly.

love to drink first thing in the morning
instant good mood

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>>73912471
is rorke capable of looking at ANYTHING outside his immigration lens

Gonna do a can of soup and a plate of bread. Gonna make the soup extra spicy so it's less depressing.

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>>73912477
>wake n' drank

got to see my team lead very drunk yesterday which definitely made me lose some respect for him

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>>73912219

might have Domino's for dindin

>>73912478
immigration is like the rising sea levels
those with dry feet don't understand why those with their neck in water keep screaming about it.

>>73912490
Do a listen Carrie and Lowell at the same time

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>>73912353
don't assist der Kraut.

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>>73912521
>dominos

disgusting

>>73912521
had pizza hut myself x

Bit mental that prions exist
I remember when mad cow was the big scare and it always freaked me out a little that the literal protein itself could infect you and there was nothing you could do about it.

>>73912522
good analogy, I wonder how Krautlad would feel if he lived on this street.
https://youtu.be/SmMxJz9oOMg

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NEW Yank reporting in.

>>73912558
dominos is closer and has more stores generally
>>73912555
why

>>73912570
blessed and enriched, probbaly

>>73912473
Mars rovers have been driving around the planet since the early 2000's analyzing samples of dirt for traces of past microscopic life and hasn't found shit.

What does it say about me if I still find talking to strangers really uncomfortable when drunk or on MDMA?

>>73912570
i'm too rich to live on a street like that

>>73912569
well where else would we put criminals?

>>73912569
Whacky shit huh?

Viruses are barely one step in complexity from prions

>>73912603
Ur shy :3

>>73912616
Got me there

>>73912600
There has only been a tiny few rovers covering a massive planet, and they are pretty limited in what they can do or how far they can travel

>>73912623
It's alrite. Couldn't talk to any girls last nitr either.

>>73912569
anyone who drives a prion is a fag

>>73912595
I'm sure.
>>73912600
Well maybe they will one day. We're not at that stage yet where we've covered it enough to make any kind of assertions about these kinds of things.
>>73912609
So the poor people that aren't don't get to complain about it because why exactly?

>>73912614
Yea but why are these proteins replicating? What purpose does it serve?

It's like there is this hardcoded desire to SPREAD and GROW in even the basic parts of life.
Would be sad if humans and earth life never left the earth

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>>73912609
not rich enough to live on this street

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what do you do if your nurse starts hitting on you

>>73912657
? ?

What came first the protein or the DNA/RNA?

golgi body

it didnt work, it took ages and then just feel apart

got a golgi body waiting for you right here lad

>>73912733
noice

>>73912657
We are programmed to want to do so. The creator intends it.

still waiting for the yank to tell me why dominos is disgusting

>>73912722
hello I'm ectoplasmic reticulum

>>73912750
you'd have to be a nonce to be attracted to this

>>73912751
i live next to a pizza place that makes better pizza for less money

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Slept like shit lads :(

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>>73912774

>>73912789
doubt it

You wanna hear something fucking stupid? Im in south korea right now, and have a stable career path, because of a random guy on a /brit/ thread about two years ago.

ah ha ha yes

ah yes

the COLORED person is here

>>73912807
you'd have to be a gorilla to be attracted to this

>>73912812
would be even more stupid if you get NK'd

>>73912812
>esl teacher
>stable career path with no dead end

ahahahha AHAHAHAHHAHA

>>73912812
story?

>>73912812
Are you gonna tell us the story All about how your life got flipped, turned upside down?

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gf on the far right (rorke)

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>>73912812

>>73912812
my brother was in Seoul last year and said the streets smell so bad of sewage that he blacked out for a second

>>73912837
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, this a story all about how I became the leader of a country called North Ka-rare.

Would be a great twist.

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>>73912811
got a large meat lovers with extra haram last weekend for $8

>>73912867
pizzahut here recently had a promotion for a pizza for $2.80~

>>73912811
Dominos is expensive ass fuck you retarded cunt. And it's utter shit as well

>>73912850
That cannot be true

>>73912834
Guy posted in here talking about what eh done for a living (he works on ships), i'd never even heard of that career option before. We spoke over email for a while, and eventually I applied to a shipping company to pay for my training. It's fucking great dude, right now I'm working on board a container ship that travels around the Pacific ocean, getting paid a decent amount, and get a degree out of it all at the end.

>>73912867
thats how much mine will cost
>>73912899
its not and its better than many others ive had

>>73912827
>>73912903
Glad he isn't an English teacher because he writes like a fucking mong

>>73912903
Actually sounds really good

does anyone actually find twerking attractive?

think i might have a bug
needed to do a poo anyway though so not sure

>>73912909
Yes it is and then you must have eaten a LOT of shit 'zza. GTFO Dominos shill

>>73912903
Very happy for you.

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>>73912920
Hot girls doing anything is hot

think i might have a tug
needed to do a poo anyway though so not sure

>>73912903
might consider this line of work if my current option doesn't pan out

>>73912967
Would recommend, happy to answer any questions you cock jockeys might have

>>73912954
is this bait?

that's not hot at all it's repulsive

>>73912976
What brand of washing detergent do you use for your clothes?

>>73912990
some random chinese crap d00d

>>73912976
who did you apply to?

>>73912928
yes i have
very hard to avoid it in europe

>>73913023
personally applied to shell, maersk, SSTG, hamburg sud, and clyde marine. Got accepted by two outta the bunch, so not bad going.

>>73912976
are you worried about losing your job?

>>73913052
Not particularly, there's not a huge demand for nav. officers currently, but the company I'm with have a good track record of keeping their guys employed for their whole careers.

>>73912976
ever been boarded by pirates

good morning lads
well not really good haha, morning

>>73913091
don't get it

>>73913076
nah, did have a bit of a scare when we were off the coast of chile about a month ago, some guys were attacking fishing boats less than 10 miles from us. We had some local boat police fellas escorting us for about 3 hours. Fun times

>>73913037
What got you the job, in terms of your past experiences/job history?

>>73913100
so wait, you spend your whole time at sea and I assume don't have much of a comfy living arrangement or internet/or anything to do much of the time?

>>73913064
will you get to drive the ship eventually?

What happens to old musicians who made made a few hit singles or popular albums in the 80s who now preform at places with ticket prices that cost like $15 now? Are these people still rich? Just how much money do you think Third Eye Blind is worth?

>>73913100
have you ever done a poo on the poopdeck

>>73913102
I studied IT for 2 years at sixth form, and spent a month volunteering on board a local charity sailing boat, which probably helped the most. Plenty of guys in my group that had literally zero experience, though

>>73913105
Yeah, we spend almost the whole time at sea, my current contract is 7 months. Living arrangements are pretty comfortable, everybody's got their own private room with en suite shower/toilet, and food is all round pretty good, though obviously this sorta thing will vary ship by ship, and company by company,

>>73913120
Yeah, that's the plan. Right now, the career path is Cadet > 3rd Officer > 2nd Officer > Chief Officer > Captain. Naturally im on the bottom rung of the ladder right now, but I'll be fully qualified in about 2 years time.

>>73913130
We don;t have a poopdeck, which was super disappointing as you'd understand.

think im gonna vote melenchon tomoz

>>73913037
Just what exactly is "working on ships?" Are you a certified shipmate or whatever it's called? Or are you specialized?

>>73913156
Nobody gives a shit

>>73913157
good vote (post)

@shiplad2

What's your salary (roughly)?

No living expenses at all whilst aboard?

How many months of the year are you at sea?

Do you not get bored?

Do you have gyms on board and stay fit?

How's the food?

>>73913156
then where do you poo?

>>73913156
what do you eat normally?

>>73913157
bad vote (post)

do you ever bum each other just for a quick release?

>>73913156
is there homosexuality problems on the ship?

>>73913156
So what exactly do you do?

>>73913188
>>73913189
wahey

Doing a listen to the Frank Skinner show.

https://absoluteradio.co.uk/schedule/

>>73913228
runt listening to a runt.

>>73913163
Yeah, there's basically 2 'schools' for working on a ship, Deck work, and Engine work. Deck work is navigation, stability, security, planning, that sorta thing. Not too familiar with engine work, but it's basically what you'd imagine from what I've read and seen

>>73913168
Salary is around £1200 a month, untaxed (working out of the country), no living expenses (although you can order luxuries if you feel like it).

How much time depends on your type of ship and contract. Ferries, for example, usually work on 2 weeks on/2 weeks off, whereas 'deep sea' stuff (what im on), tend to be 5-8 months at a time.

Yeah, we've got a gym, we've even got a sauna and a pool, although the pool is about 5x5m, and the sauna is the size of a broom cupboard.

Food is pretty decent, can't complain. Every sunday we get steak and chips, so im happy enough on that front.

>>73913189
Nah, there's plenty of porn (only straight, from what I've seen, sorry to disappoint) available on board if you fancy it

>>73913191
I help out with navigation and stability mainly, but during arrivals/departures I help out with mooring/unmooring. Also do some other misc jobs in and around the ship.

>>73913247
Would a runt be named Rear of the Year?

>>73912903
>another shiplad

/brit/ really has a thing for this career path

>>73913250
you should use the gym kiddo, might as well get /fit/ whilst stuck out there.

>>73913258
Ships are great tho

>>73913258
/r9k/ has a thing for long solitary work

/brit/ is the least normie general I believe

new thread

>>73913258
it's good work for single childless men

>>73913250
So are you in charge of the illiterate mongs who swab the decks and shit?

Did you have to do that first to move up?

>>73913285
don't think working on a ship is solitary work though. theres a bunch of other lads with you

>>73913305
Nah, they do what the Bosun tells them to do, and the Bos does what Chief tells him to do.

But yeah, for my first contract (on my second now), I was a little deck swabbing cuck

Working on a ship gives you 0 prospects for creating offspring

>>73913305
You have very odd perceptions of modern ships lmao, there aren't dozens of indentured spastics climbing the rigging and washing the deck.

has anyone ever walked the plank?

>>73913328
Yeah but ££££

why isn't he replying

aaah yes, a mediocre salary in return for living in solitary confinement

Think I'll pass thanks.

>>73913340
One day you're going to wake up being 35 years old with no wife

ill stick to being NEET thanks

>>73913076
bum pirates ya

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wahayhayhay!

>>73913363
I have that now, only difference is I have to commute to work instead of waking up and just walking down the corridor

>>73913326
So is there an officer/non-officer divide, or does everyone start as a slae and then work their way up?

>>73913331
Well excuse me for not being an expert in something I know nothing about

>>73913363
Eh, Thirds get paid around £30-35k, Seconds £35-45, Chiefs £60k, and Captains are in the 6 digit range. Pay is untaxed, no living expenses, so is pretty decent all things considered.

>>73913410
>Pay is untaxed

I doubt that's intentional, you're just not paying it.

You're in for a shock if you ever return to the UK

Just ratted out ship-runt to HMRC lmao

>>73909114
This is insulting to me and my eagle

>>73913418
I'm not working in the country for most of the year, look it up pal

>>73913468
But presumably your ship flies under a country's flag, and is subject to their laws. Including tax?

someone make a new posting has slowed to a crawl

>>73913468
when you arrive in a city for how long does the boat stays there?

dont wanna make a new for some reason

phimolad get it done

>>73913418
Yeah, I just panic googled it;
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/seafarers-earnings-deduction-tax-relief-if-you-work-on-a-ship

Alls good

>>73913508
Depends on the port, and how much we're loading/discharging. Shortest stay I've had was about 5 hours, longest was just over 3 days.