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umaru edition
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Leafs are gonna lose
Caps will win
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>>73905906
good
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>tfw i made a thread seconds after this one went up
embarassing
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>>73905874
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>>73905906
>maple leafs
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stop consuming
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>>73905904
k.
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Posted some more cum in another cum thread desu
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Keep consuming.
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Thanks for the supper wagies
Think I'll enjoy some tv now
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>>73905949
Quadroon tier. Truly a man of 2050
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Rags will BTFO the Habs next game
Screenshot this
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hope the leafs go another century without winning a stanley cup
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Will not be posting in this edition

Good night
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im roleplaying as chinatsu, what weapon would she use in dark souls 2? (not magic though cause fuck that)
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>>73906015
you already did tho
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https://youtu.be/HNW11EHLF44
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>>73906023
a dildo
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>>73906023
I wouldn't
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>>73905990
honestly theres no better time to be a good looking ethnic minority, i get white girls, affirmative action and nobody can be racist to me
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>>73906043
kill yourself shitskin swine.
you will never be a valuable social asset
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>>73906081
go back to africa NIGGER
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>>73906121
This
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>you will never be a valuable social asset
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>>73906121
whoops. meant for
>>73906081
i hope i didn't hurt your feelings :^(
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>>73906040
what weapon is the closest thing to that
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Whats everyone listening to? Me? Oh just a few fans fanning.

post something.
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girls are disgusting
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>>73906169
varg
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>>73906121
>>73906125
>white boys be like
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>>73906169
dire straits
listing to Mouth Moods next
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>>73906169
sometimes my fan goes
SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK
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>>73906180
No they aren't.

Though you can never trust something that bleeds that much and doesn't die. budumtisssssss
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>>73906198
was just banter
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>>73906081
Yeah meanwhile I'm Mexican nigger looking and get none of that shit. Truly a fucking shit life
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>>73906198
boi*
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hoping for a nice reich
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When will they learn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpNpDM-enLw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E
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>>73906229
you can always go back
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>>73906229
are you italian or something? or actually CHI
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>tfw too autistic to start a genocide
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>>73906180
i like boys
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I could get girls and be successful without affirmative action if it wasn't for my physical deformities
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Yo Montreal bro. What do you study?
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>>73906274
Yeah southern Italian terroni. All of the negatives of being a moor and none of the affirmative action. Just Fuck my shit up Familia
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>>73906282
https://youtu.be/N-mTb1YRzBA
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>>73906282
i dont think being asian is a physical deformity
up for debate though
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>Ate large amounts of chocolate pudding today
>Opening a bottle of Vicodin with a pocket knife because I jammed it shut
>Falling asleep on the living room floor

what a time to be alive
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>>73906347
this post makes me sad :^(
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>>73906327
white as snow my hispanic friend
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>>73906306
Im in CEGEP so just humanities in general, i think ill go into political science at uni though, you?
>tfw to dumb 4 stem
>>73906315
become an NYC police officer, theyre all sicilian
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Sure am glad I quit doing drugs
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>be over 30
>metabolism goes to shit
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i hate faggotfornia so fuking much why do we let these retarded brown pieces of shit exist
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>>73906361
Your sad makes me smile.
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>tfw white and look white
>seems like only Latinas like me
>made a Tinder account
>at least half of my matches were Latinas
At least I met up with one of them.
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>>73906347
>what a time to be alive
wont be alive much longer at this rate anon
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>white as snow
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>>73906398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfywYittgM

puto
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Today's instrument is: Yaybahar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aY6TxC1ojA
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this is a picture of my hand
I have a minor case of eczema but it's under control
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>Fresno
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>>73906398
O B S S E S E D
B
S
S
E
S
E
D
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>>73906465
gross
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reese's pieces > m & m
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>>73906465
everyone's palms are white silly
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>>73906411
I have a legitimate prescription, but yes. Not much longer.
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>>73906482
don't ever reply to me again worthless chi shitstain
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>>73906492
that's pink not light brown
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>>73906476
No shit. But Muhammad only got 3 kills before getting tackled and arrested.

F R E S N O
R
E
S
N
O
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>>73906462
neat
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>>73906373
but I live in the Midwest
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>>73906465
This is a picture of my ball
I have a minor case of swelling but it's under control
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>>73906524
everyone's palms are pink
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i think every aspect of my life would be better if i never saw someone from the middle east or africa ever again
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>>73906462
wow turkish people are really powerful
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I think every aspect of my life would be better if I jumped off a tall building
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>>73906562
you're trying to trick me into posting more pictures of myself

won't
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>>73906598
center*
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>>73906555
i would recommend chicago but i think most of the whites there are polish, sorry bro
>>73906606
not trying to trick you, african people have no melanin in their palms and the soles of their feet
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>>73906555
Cheer up, bud.
Watch this.
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How do you even get eczema?
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What pills are you on /cum/?? trustworthy vendors on alphabay to get cheap rhisperdol??
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stupid americunt
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>>73906645
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>73906648
genetics
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>>73906645
Anime is shit
>>73906653
Risperdal will give limp dick and destroy your appetite
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>>73906653
i don't take pills because i'm not some shit-brown infraperson
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>>73906658
>>73906653
Non /cum/ posters >>>/out/

Russia can stay.
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>>73906645
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Talk about "shit" skin
;)
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>>73906645
*reports*
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>>73906708
Looks like a a food lad there's no no reason to mock his sunburnt skin
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music is entirely subjective
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>Looks like a a food lad
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What's in the sleeping ika picture?
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>music is entirely subjective
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>>73906648
Irritative physical agents
Exposure to chemicals maybe.
Or simply bad hygiène plus weak immune system or genetic predisposition etiology is so general tho.
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>>73906759
Good lad. Im on mobile
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@73906773
do not respond to me again
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>>73906678
>destroy your appetite
many stuff fucked up my apetite long ago there are days where i only take a snackbar and a litter of coffee.
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>when the fedora poster is FINALLY right about something
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>>73906762
what are you studying
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No I'm not a shit skin
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>>73906853
Risperdal will make you feel nauseous around all food.
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I want to play vidya but I don't wanna sweat on my nice headphones
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>arab talking about snackbars
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>>73906866
geological engineering
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>the fedora poster
>the
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>>73906899
why would you sweat?
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>>73906938
he's an obeast
(obeast is my personal nickname for obese people. i don't view them as human)
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>>73906938
He is fat and has poor hygiene
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>>73906909
at uOttawa? cool dude

I can see you making mad stacks consulting in the future with that kind of a degree
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>>73906962
>obeast
not original
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>>73906938
Its 90 degrees
>>73906962
>>73906976
I'm literally 120 pounds
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>>73906824
I am a medfag i was just trying to help nigger.
>>73906897
I know its given to schizos i just want to try by myself everything i've done was boring at this point
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>>73907004
spooky
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>>73906986
fugg DDD--:

>>73907004
that's a lot for someone under 5' tall
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my brother is trying to buy japanese clothes. how do i stop him?
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>>73907004
SMALL
CHICANO
GAMERS
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about to get tornadoed lol
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>>73907007
I have a friend who can't stop taking paxil
The idiot takes them because he can't do social interactions
Come to think of it most of my friends are pharma junkies
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>>73907039
kill him
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>>73907004
>Its 90 degrees
do you not have a ceiling fan in your room? Every apartment i have been to has one
also post wrist size
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>>73907007
>a literal african calls me a nigger

well
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>>73907045
c-cute!
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What are some good moderately priced headphones?
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>>73907039
give him a katana and he will stop himself desu
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why are anti-depressants associated with teen suicide? arent teenagers on anti-depressants more likely to kill themselves than non depressed teenagers?
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>>73907039
Call him a beta
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NEED a quebecois gf
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>>73907087
I keep it on the low setting, otherwise it shakes and I get nervous
>>73907098
whats your price range, and what kind of music do you like
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>>73907098
Dont bother buying anything else. Kim will nuke you soon.
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>>73907098
sweat proof mayhaps?
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>>73907124
Its being done on purpose.

Big Pharma is helping our future.
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>>73907007
I was on it myself, could not get hard to save my life and lost 20 pounds. If you want to lose some weight at the cost of limpdick and no food then be my guest
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>>73907098
>>>/g/60006710
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is there any bigger paper tiger than Russia?
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>>73907136
then just buy a $10 fan and point it at you
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push me to the edge
all my friends are dead
push me to the edge
all my friends are dead
push me to the edge
all my friends are dead
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>>73907161
China
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>>73907136
$50 and anything

>>73907138
in that I need a moderately priced nuclear bunker
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>>73907161
up to you desu
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>thought it was 5
>its actually about to be 7
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>>73907159
thanks
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I bought some used Doc Martens.
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>>73907208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k82eVckfbws
>forgot link
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>>73907161
Best korea
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@73907227
>used shoes
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>>73907227
what kind
post them
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>>73907227
enjoy having your feet stew in someone else's foot sweat
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I'm litterally going to buy pokemon cards when my exams are done.
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>Hey, party Saturday let's gooo!
>40 minutes pass
>Haha oops! Party's canceled
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>>73907200
Some suggestions for you
>Go to the /hpg/ thread the other anon posted
>use this https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeOang5LBtvpqjPY81uBkPjf-erPTeug5PUWkQ0fM7lhKYk0g/viewform?c=0&w=1
>expand price range to 100 bucks for a far better selection
https://smile.amazon.com/Philips-SHP9500-Precision-Over-ear-Headphones/dp/B00ENMK1DW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1492825569&sr=8-1&keywords=philips+shp9500
these are considered good general purpose headphones, but do you research
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>>73907264
good luck playing with them unless you have the new basic pokemon
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Why are Bernie supporters so rude?
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>tfw radical wokeist
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>>73907060
At some point i was hooked on codein and could pop 6xanax a day i used to trip on all kind of junk "friends" offered me in high school african kids sell shit coke nearby i never bought any i used to take valium with my uncle he was unironically crazy and had a free pass for prescription pills he even got admited to a psych ward its a miracle he got married and has kids now (twins) you can still get a gf
What do you do?? Molly?? Acid??
Ps never do meth just don't
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>>73907343
Why I am I suddenly seeing this test all over the place? It's pretty shit.
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Would you vote for a female (male) president that was somehow allowed by the GOP to run?
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>tfw not autistic enough to take the meme politics test
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>>73907263
Will do.

>>73907255
1914s.
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>>73907422
transgenderism is a form of mental illness, and there are no trannies fit to lead a nation
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justify your existence to me
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>>73907422
No women do not belong in politics
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>>73907088
You are the rudest person here you communist shit.
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>>73907460
this
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>>73907463
can't do it
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>>73907403
I've done a bit of everything
Everything you mentioned except acid. All sorts of pharmaceuticals that I sometimes get from friends since they are prescribed for all sorts of shit
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>>73907460
>Elected Weedman

>>73907464
>women

>>73907480
>this
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>>73907463
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>>73907451
>1914s
Why?
Are you a punk or something?
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>>73907527
They look cool.
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>>73907463
im better than most people
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>>73907463
I'm white
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>>73907552
I don't like anything past 8 holes but that's cool that you like them

I have some classic black 8 holes and some greenish Corinthian leather 8 holes
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>>73907515
i wouldnt have voted for weedman if he lopped off his dick and called himself justine though
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>>73907151
I don't mind if it feels good how long does it get to be hooked on it also does limp dick last forever?? Its not like i will ever use it for anything other than pissing or getting a gf anytime soon
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My gf is going out on a date tonight
What should I do for fun?
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>>73907590
I wanted some green or brown ones, but I couldn't find any in a color besides black in my size on eBay. The ones I got are brownish, but I can't really tell because of the lighting on the photo. I usually don't push to high up either, but I'm giving it a shot.
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>>73907651
are you the cuck in the open relationship?
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>>73907651
ebin X-DDD
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>>73907651
that's a good meme
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hail the new dawn
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windsor corridor fags are the most powerful leafs on /int/
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>ywn play a game with /cum/ again
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>>73907603
'alut khouya
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>>73907667
Yes I'm in an open relationship and I'm not a cuck

>>73907672
>>73907686
Idiots
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>>73907138
>tfw I will be denied a quick, painless death brought on by nuclear fire because I live in the middle of bumfucking nowhere
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I'm translating a text. Does "Allah is indivisible, absolute, universal, eternal." or "Allah is indelible, absolute, universal, eternal." sound better? No, I'm not a Muslim.
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>>73907711
Is there some kind of online game we can play? Like online trouble?
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>>73907463
I make my parents happy by being alive
>>73907603
No only when your on it. It makes you either extremely sociable and manic or very depressed and angry no in between. I never did get a gf. Considering you are a maghrebi maybe a little limp dick is good for you so you can stop raping European women
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>>73907739
youre a huge fucking cuck, have fun jacking off and spending the night on the 'chon while your gf falls for another guy and gets dicked at his place
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>>73907492
Some of these drugs will get me killed someday i remember exactly the day i couldnt open my jaw it was scarrier than all the lung issues i stick to pharmaceutical stuff because i feel uneasy around smoke and smell bothers me at least mom wont know i've been popping pills
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>>73907743
Pls respond my English isn't perfect.
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>>73907776
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>>73907740
move near the silos, certain areas of the midwest were actually going to get carpetbombed with nukes
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>>73907739
>Yes I'm in an open relationship and I'm not a cuck
okay and I'm on top of the burj khalifa but not high you guys
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>>73907752
tabletop simulator
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>>73907743
allah er svensk
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>>73907794
I've been translating an essay by a Muslim convert for like 40 minutes and now I'm stuck on this word.
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>>73907765
You know what I'm gonna go out to a bar tonight and get a girl
You can do all the bullshit you wrote bitch
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New episode of Fargo was great tbqhwyf
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LADLADLADLADLADLADLADs

I'm bored.
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>>73907720
Bonjour bb très belle photo rayonnante comme toujours
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>>73907840
You realise that even if you fuck some random slut tonight I will always consider you a cuck? Your gf literally looks you in the eyes and tells you she loves you after sucking off other men you retarded cuck
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>>73907798
What?
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>>73907854
The trailer made it seem ridiculous and boring, I loved the first season though, it was really good?
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>>73907863
wewwwwww mate
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>>73907854
I only follow Better Call Saul. Didn't finish Fargo season 2 yet.
>>73907863
Good then you can help me translate. Is God indelible, or indivisible?
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gonna graduate summa cum laude. hard work pays off friends
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>>73907752
how does /cum/ feel about playing Epic Mafia together
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why am I so fucking red and pink

reeee
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>>73907890
because you touch yourself at night
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>>73907886
cum lol
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>>73907888
What the fuck is that?
>>
>>73907885
>indivisible
This make more sense, what's the context?

t. shitty catholic high school student
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>>73907752
arrow.io would be dank
it's a phone game so it wouldn't take long to set up
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>>73907875
>it was really good?
Yeah it was
>>
>>73907932
never heard of Mafia? theres a quebecois version called Loup garou (werewolves)
>>
>>73907941
The One and Only
When the spiritual reveals itself on earth, when the heavenly vertical hits the earthly horizontal, the human being, the recipient, experiences the revelation as a radiance of of the higher divine power, where from everything came into being. God, the source of all power, is one and indivisible, absolute, universal, eternal.
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>God is Allah
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>>73907886
Look at this big wig college boi lol
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>>73907972
The writer is Swedish presenting the idea of Islam to a Swedish audience using Swedish terms before Islam was common in Sweden so he uses the term God.
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>>73907886
In what?
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>Sweden
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>>73907753
Its fine then i can place an order for next week
I sually take'em alone when i am depressed so i am going to be mostly angry
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>>73907932
https://epicmafia.com/home
>>
it really doesn't feel like trump is the president
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>>73907871
Whatever cunt
I'm going out and getting laid
Have fun jerking off
>>
>>73907967
I looked it up and I realized what it was, I'd only play I mindless game right now that doesnt involve much though because I'm doing other things
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>>73908012
Sometimes I have to pinch myself to believe it. Truly a great feeling.
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>>73907868
;3
J'sais que la gente féminine n'est pas ton fort, mais ferais-tu des trucs lubriques à Choumifa Chafay si t'en avais l'occasion? Q-question comme ça, j'demande pour un ami
>>
>>73908001
I did the math. according to your fingers your probably about 5'10 and not 4'3
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>>73907999
chemical engineering
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>>73908045
lol nice, my gpa is hot shit.
>>
>>73907997
It's the same as calling a Qran a Bible, no reason to call someone else's god by a different name.
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>>73908042
The picture doesn't really give any kind of scale though. For all you know my ring finger is 1 cm wide
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>>73908057
if you're in a similar field, try your hardest to get an internship. i know many people with trash GPAs that have jobs lined up because they hustled for an internship
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>>73907854
Quick rundown
I finished westworld it was awesome and i am waiting for #oitnb season 5 in june.
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>>73908042
Ahahaha, when I saw him post that pic I was wondering if someone could possible determine his height from it, nice
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>>73908045
im graduating in 2 weeks in the same thing,you have a job yet senpai
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>>73908111
Im probably right(ish), granted without a scale I cant prove it.
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>>73908057
>>73908100
Unfortunately GPA means absolutely nothing, high and low college GPA wasnt correlated with getting a job or the amount of income one got, negatively or positively. I'm sure the accolade summa cum laude will actually help though
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>>73908114
i'm going to grad school, so kind of. what about you my man
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And my parents puked and sprayed
At the manbeast child they made
And my dad flashed out his warning
"Get a job by tomorrow morning"
And then he said "Your brother's in college, your sister's married this fall"
I scratched my balls
And continued with the sounds of fapping
They then crashed a steel beams car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a steel beams traveling at jet fuel car. Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
posting on the you-know-what." "Yeah, but he triggered me though!" Trannies are a putried abomination and a crime against nature; we must kill them wherever we see them and we must kill them in a way that reminds them what hideous freaks they are. Conas atá tú, I'm far too smart for that. This curry thing is actually a perfect example. The upsetting thing about this isn't that white people are somehow being subjugated by Indians, it's that some "uppity immigrants" were "disrespectful" towards a white person.The machine's spin cycle accelerated, causing more movement which began to push the beloved prayermin to his peak. He began to moan and gibber, occasionally mumbling "Drungi", as his prostate began to swell. "That's a cute outfit, did your husband who died in the fires of 9/11 make it for you?"
Back to Israel? I'll send you there in an ashtray!
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite.
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I don't hire summa cum laudes because they're try-hards
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>>73908086
>cm

kys
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>>73908100
Ya I'm in an engineering. I'm finishing second year, I have an interview soon for a sick government engineerin job this summer, idk if I'll get it but I'll try.

But after third year, I'll be applying litterally everywhere in Canada. I'm also going to joining a pretty cool engineering team for the next two years, maybe that'll help.
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The Maltese are Christian and they call God Allah.
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>>73908179
not yet, although i have been really slacking on the job search, only have 1 internship thats more mechanical, with CAD deisgn and stuff, than chemical.
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What a shitty thread.
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>>73908228
Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.
Not quite sure if you are trollin or deadly serious about everything you said in your post.
Now Fuck off
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wish I was smart enough to have studied a STEM subject instead of IT
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>>73908211
I am Sicilian, (basically Maltese) and I call God what he is, God.
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* eats caraway seeds casually*
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>>73908311

nonce
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>>73908207
if you get involved in a club or something it can be worthwhile. i did chem car and it was definitely a cool multidisciplinary experience, i think it's a good resume thing too.

>>73908217
at least you have a leg up on all the other chemes who don't have shit
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wish I was smart enough to stop taking and failing CS classes
>>
>>73908301
nice post
>>
>>73908263
I worked as a yard guy in a welding/fabrication and pipe fitting company and I can tell you that anyone who says that people doing professional jobs are stupid are either wrong or stupid themselves. I realized that to be a welder and fabricator you have to be outrageously smart and know your maths. This is why I couldn't do it.
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does your city have a popular youtube event?
behttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520
>>73908300
what was your senior design project out of curiosity? We had to design a styrene production plant using Aspen
>>
>>73908036
tu peux ne pas me croire et c'est ton droit mais j'aime mieux les filles habillés je sais pas elles font plus tourner mon imagination je lui ferais peux être rien appart la taquiner un peux j'aime juste me trouver dans des situations avec les gens même si on ne fais rien de spécial rien que de savoir en présence de quelqu'un est en quelque sorte rassurant même si j'ai tout le temps le faux sentiment de sécurité mais je peux le ranger de côté pour Faire de la place à l'instant cette petite brèche étroite qui n'as assez d'espace que pour nous les "vivants de maintent" Au contraire du passé qui est un endroit immense plein de choses atroces.
>>
I hope everything works out for all of us.
>>
stem is really shit, you have to be an autistic philistine to enjoy it
>>
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>>73908367
It won't
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>>73908342
2profond4moi
>>
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>>73908378
It will.
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>>73908412
No it was over for us before it began
>>
>>73908412
I need to live there.
Amongst the birds and Sasquatches.
>>
>>73908412
for you maybe cause the NEET bucks are bigger in canada
>>
>>73908336
we had two of them. the first one was designing a distillation column where we separated a bunch of hydrocarbons, and the second one was modeling ethanol production. we did them both in aspen

it kinda sucks seeing all the MEs and civils making cool shit for their design, whereas ours just lives on a computer
>>
my package was delayed fellas
>>
choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqP61lGsXOM
>>
>>73908455

*unzips package*
>>
>>73908455
keep us posted
I'm dying to see the unboxing video
>>
>>73908449
i know, my best friend is EE and he does stuff like make a radio out of spare parts during his junior year for assignments
>>
>>73908449
>one of us made moonshine and the other done burnted the mash!
>>
>>73908380
Faut pas mal me comprendre. J'aime la femme je pense que c'est la raison même de la vie et que sans elle je serais perdu c'est juste que le jus du boipussie est trop bon Pour s'en priver.
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>>73908435
Hopefully in two years I'm digging tunnels for Elon.

This actually could happen.
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/cum/+/fug/ mega thread soon, i'll keep you posted
>>
>>73908490

>limeys and krauts yelling about air pirates

no thank you
>>
>>73908380
Celle la elle fait la cuisine à la télé Elle prends des kilos...
>>
>>73908490
no
>>
Synesthesia is neat
>>
>>73908479
yeah, i don't think i could be an EE though. i think the topic is pretty boring in general, but the male:female ratio is ridiculous.
>>
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>>73908517
Oui c'était pour elle la question pas pour Rojbin kek. E-elle a quelque chose comme 50 ans donc bon.
>>
>>73908490
Yes i will need less tabs and would shit up 6 generals at once i wonder what i could do with all my free time
>>
My dad and my sister are mechanical engineers...
>>
>>73908554
ya, at my uni ChemE has the highest percentage of girls of all the engineering majors at about 20%.
>>
this happened on omegle

You both like Jesus.
Stranger: hi
You: whats goin on
Stranger: jesus is going onto me
You: interesting
You: whats your native language?
You: just wondering
Stranger: polish
You: Nice, I like Poland
You: Poles are good people
Stranger: i guess so anyway i wanna find my fellow memers so goodbye
Stranger has disconnected.
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>>73908563
Comment tu es tombé sur robjin? il y'a plein qui lui ressemble à alger
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DON'T TURN AROUND (woah oh oh)

DER KOMISSAR'S IN TOWN (woah oh oh)
>>
Yay lets start shitposting again.
>>
>>73908659
Fuck off
>>
>>73907463
I like to party and party likes to do me
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>>73908644
Instagram je crois, ensuite je suis tombé sur ses vidéos Youtube
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>>73908455
the Jewish postal company dont want you to get your Bible
>>
Is Columbia a real state y/n ?
>>
>>73908694
yeah, it's in south america
>>
this thread is full of niggers
>>
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>>73908742
>>
>>73908685
interessant heureux que tu ai trouvé la fille sur laquel tu peux fanboyer c'est très important pour tout les garçons je me demande comment font les garçons qui ne fanboyent pas pour s'occuper.
>>
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R8 my doggos
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>>73908775
fat puppers
>>
>>73908775
woof/bark
>>
>>73908775
why tie it with a bandana?
>>
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>>73908775
Better doggo reporting in
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>>73908763
Il faut s'accrocher à quelque chose :(
>>
>>73908811
They put one on him each time he goes to the dog groomer
>>
>>73908811
+10 street cred.
>>
>>73908825
Sinon tu stalk ki irl??
>>
>>73908775
would pet
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>>73908823
Bitch ass doggo tbqh
>>
>>73908851
>>73908851
>>73908851
>>
all my new weed plugs are chicks
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>>73908829
Here too.
>>
>>73908775
Gay doggos.
>>73908823
My doggo can make your doggo his bitch but he wont because he is nice and he gay.
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