Culture Pals - /cp/

AMERICAN GENERAL

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>qt falling for you, try to distance yourself from her not to get attached
>you get attached anyways but you're not sure she is still interested in you
Can't tell if this is actually happening or it's just my insecurity but goddamn this sucks.

first for korean grill with tatts

How would you feel if somebody you knew found your interpals account?

I stay sweet as a nut, sweet like Tropicana,
When the hammer hits, your head splits like banana
Your not ready for this flow,
You best send your best soldiers, 'cos this is Captain Rosko!
More destructive and troublesome than ever,
I'll probably be doing this, probably forever,
Fellas wanna stop me they'll probably come together,
Its probable they'll stop me, probably never,

>>73903736
I wouldn't feel bad because I do not lie on my profile. It's not like the website is a dating website.

>>73903688
Do they exist?

>>73903800
they belong in the bin regardless.

>>73903675
>american general
>not even OP is american

You lost this time, burguers.

>>73904008
You are South American you favela monkey

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>girl complains on a regular basis about having no friends irl
>tell her that there are plenty of people in her city
>she tells me that she's given up on people
>tell her that she just needs practice dealing with people and chatting online can help
>gets snarky at me for "telling my opinion" and cuts off contact

She complained about "people shoving opinions down" her throat when we first started talking. I didn't think that was the situation. I'm sure the same thing will happen to the next person not immediately turned off by her autism. Some people on this site are fucked.

>>73904195
yeah just like the irish live on the british isles eh

>>73904210

>Some people on this site are fucked.

Mate if they aren't, they have nothing to look for on this site.

>>73904276
t. actively catfishes everyone in this general

pot calling the kettle what now
some people are lonely without being pyschos desu

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>>73904495
I REALLY hope that this isn't true. Otherwise there is probably some really embarrassing material from me.

>>73904495
What ?

No senpai.

I just say that to every newbie that comes here and people believe me.

And I laugh

Why the fuck would I catfish a bunch of guys...

>>73904276
I'm normal though and I use IP :)

Redpill me on Egyptian girls/

>>73903688
Impossible

>>73904704
t. cat(fish)"""grill"""

I see through your shit, pal

>>73904704
Cause you're secretly gay?

>>73904704
>>73904893
Marry me Serb-anonkun. ^^ I am Laima and I am a beatiful Latvian girl, I will bear many children to a strong Serbic bull like you, but only if you reveal your true name, picture of yourselff and your credit card information. See you soon, koncihiva. ^^

>>73903800
They exist.
I'm talking with one that wants to not be alive.
She gets more than 300 when she's offline.

>>73904753
If you're dutch you're not normal by default

>>73904887
sshhh, let's keep it our secret

>>73904893
Just for you brit boy

>>73904937
Do I get Latvian citizenship by marrying you ?

And sure if you want my credit card information it's

>4063878636274263
but it expires in 2 days and has 200RSD on it so you can't do anything with it.

>>73905029
would unironically strangle you to be honest family member.

be VERY wary of this geeza, or any messages you get after posting your profile here. He's sick in the head.

>>73905029
Yes senpaisan, I love you long time. ^^

Ouu, thank you so much kunichiwa, can I buy a cute set of lingerie for you daddy? OuO

Ouu very sad, you no strong Serbian bull it seems. :(

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>Talking to 9/10 girl
>Likes dancing
>Say she probably looks stunning while dancing
>Stunning? me? Haha Thank you!

>>73905150
Thanks for warning me lad, I'll be very wary of the bastard

>>73905171
Well you can try but I think you'll get denied ;-;

>>73905029
At least I always know I have a Serbien husbando to fall back on

>>73904940
Is she 24?

>>73905536
>Thanks for warning me lad, I'll be very wary of the bastard
It's OK to be a faggot, anon. It's just not cool to prey on people the way you do. I'll stop now before I go full Korea tier, but I see through your shit. Just trying to raise awareness.

im steadily giving up on a gf irl
inb4 >>>/r9k/

how would i go about securing an interpals gf
i want only people from europe or the americas

Enjoy some background music while you lurk guys

https://youtu.be/hg8ofptnxbs

>>73905816

make a good account, learn how this shit works. easily get a Brazilian girlfriend

>>73905894
>git gud
that's worked well for me irl

>>73905968

Make profile, post it here so we can coach you

>>73906118
i have one already and ive been coached for it before
im getting a decent number of people viewing/talking but i want m o r e intimacy with someone

>>73906268

It takes time, and you have to "click" with someone. Once you and a QT are having a mutually enjoyable conversation, ask her if she wants to move to WhatsApp and just continue to learn about each other from there

>>73906268
Since I'm latino, I'll only talk about the Americas.
Want intimacy? Uhh is not that hard, latinos and brazilians are quite warm and open, just walk your way to more intimate topics, but be ready to share about your own life. Most gringos are way too closed for the average south american.

Topics of interests, fears, dreams, bad, good and funny stories. Obviously flirt.

Also be aware not everyone will be interested in you and not everyone wants to share. But in my experience, brazilians are nice and ready to share.

>>73906499

Red pill me on Chilean QTs

>>73906417
>>73906499
how does it progress to relationship status (ie commitment), if at all? i can view it as a relationship but it's meaningless if she's taking it up the ass from mario or ivan irl

Your silence says it all, dj serbanon.
It's not even the catfishing that makes you sick, having conversations with yourself ITT does, though.
I'm not saying you're a BAD person, but you are very ill. You need help.

>>73906627
The more feelings she has for you, the more likely she'll want to commit.

She'd also think it'd be meaningless if you're giving it to Shaniqua or Alejandra irl

>that american guy who messages every new male british profile

And he's not even a Trump supporter despite being named Donald

>>73906627

That's between you and the girl. There is no timeframe man. There was a Canadian who wanted to be my girlfriend after 2 months of talking. And there was an Israeli who wanted me to marry her after 3 weeks..

>>73906662

HEY don't be mean!

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i see couple of persons visiting my profile every now and then, and they dont say anything. is it some kind of game?

if so, they will never win because i will never view them back

>>73906803

Post profile

>>73906662
I can't afford help mate

please pay for me
>>73905029

I only have 1.5 british pounds on my card

>>73906796
sorry for calling you out on your shit mate.
honestly, you make argie and leaf posters (on this board, not this general) look sane.

seek help.

>>73906848
I will, gladly. Not joking.

>>73906572
I'm not a chad nor smart, so take this with a grain of salt. But I'd say they are easier to get in person. Most are quite open, most of them liberal, secret hidden sluts. The younger the sluttier. I guess they are similar to colombians in a sense, most of them want to have a "serious" relationship before sex. (just being bf and gf, or as we call it pololeo).
But again it depends, I have friends that would fuck you if you are good friends.

>>73906627
I'd search commitment only if you meet her in person. But it is possible, I had one relationship with a brazilian qt before until I got bored. They can be quite loyal and submissive enough (thanks based brazilian dads for training them so well). When you feel like it, just ask her if she wants something serious, is that simple.

>>73906886
What did I do?

>>73906841
itts russian redditor and some polish girls, maybe you have seen them too? maybe they use script

>>73906728
you're retarded if you think i'd do that

i'm not giving it to anyone irl ahhaa X D D btfo

>>73906764
i've been talking to a number of girls i met through another app (hellotalk) for a while now on whatsapp but i don't think any of them want to escalate

I do have one person's whatsapp from IP though, shes italian

>>73906908
yeah im saving and planning for a trip overseas already, if i commit to someone that money will go to visiting them in particular

>>73906931
false flagging?
I'm not being mean ffs. I'm bringing reality.
I have no beef with dj serbanon, he ain't right tho.
I'm being deadly serious about offering to pay for your treatment, too. I don't do fake.

>>73906952

>Italian on WhatsApp

Well keep up interesting conversation with her! Have personal discussion, try to get to know her better on a personal level. Call and video chat too! After a few weeks of fun talks, give this a try-

"When you're talking with a QT for a while, and having a really fun conversation where you both are enjoying it. IF she says anything like "you're really fun to talk to" or something a long those lines, a compliment. Say "you know, I wish we lived closer, I wish I could ask you out on a date". It's not pushy, but it does show that interested in a very light way that won't put pressure on her to say yes or to shut you down. So she'll likely give you a positive reply. Everytime I've done that I've gotten replies like "oh wow really? :)" and "that would be nice! I'd like that". If she gives a positive response, you could open a discussion about it and see how you both feel"

Here is a pickup line if anyone wants to try it out
>Hey <insert girl name here>
>I made a song about you, do you wish to hear it?
If she says yes then you say this
>One, two, three, four
>What you use that mouth for

>>73907035

I am not smart enough to false flag desu, and if it makes you feel any better, I'm posting from mobile

>>73907089
Kek

>>73907081
i dont know what to talk about desu
she seems to enjoy talking to me but she hasn't directly (or in the way you describe) complimented me to my memory

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>>73906952
It's not about what I think, burger, it's about what she'd perceive.

I have no clue who the hell you are and I don't give a shit about what you do. It is funny though that you'd get all riled up defensive over me thinking you'd cheat on a girl when you clearly stated that you want to give up your irl gf for an internet one.

>>73907089
>Five, six, seven, eight
>Makes me want to masturbate

>>73907167

Dreams, goals, ambitions. Those are very personal.

One thing that's easy to talk about is travel. Places you'd like to go.

>>73907192

Wow are you Muslim? Because you just blew me away

>>73907113

He's trolling, look through the thread
He's the crazy british lad that can't tell the difference between Slovak and Serbian flags.

>>73907248
I'll blow your mind harder than a Muslim philosopher

>>73907291

You're looking so sharp you could decapitate a journalist

>>73907217
what about when i run out of things to talk about
this has happened to me before with others and it usually devolves into a cycle of 'hows your day going' each day or however often

>>73907113
How was I being mean then, cunt? Why so defensive?

Pretty convinced you're the same poster as >>73907167 If you are, give me a nod, I'll unblock """you""" on discord and we'll chat about best we can get you help. I'm not your adversery here family.

x

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>Girls first message to me is "Hello. Are you okay?

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>half of her pictures show blatant cleavage
>no perverts!

why do girls do this?

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>>73907355
nope not me

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>>73907372

>>73907372
The only people that are perverts are the guys she's not attracted to

>>73907341

Well, if you click well enough then you won't have that problem.

You need to find common ground, something you both are equally passionate about. Also, you need to voice call or video. It'll help you bond.

Also, use emojis. Girls find it fun

>>73907289
Sorry, missed this.
No I am NOT that poster.
Get fucked sicko if you plan on doubling down on your bollocks.

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>>73907355

What are you talking about

>>73907289
>can't tell the difference between Slovak and Serbian flags
>implying anyone would go to the effort of learning the intricacies of the flags of irrelevant countries
If you didn't all rip-off the Russian flag it wouldn't be so bad.

>>73907448
>phone poster
kys

I know for a fact that serbanon is not what he pretends to be.

t. John

>>73907396
>this is what i was wearing, tell me i was asking for it, I DARE YOU

>>73907531

John ?

>>73907400
thanks for the advice

>>73907580

He's the guy that cat poster is in love with or whatever

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STOP ARGUING OVER POINTLESS THINGS

>>73907622

I was just playing the meme, because she just writes John ? sometimes

Now we're all supposed to write a John ? to his post.


Solidarity lads pls ;-;

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Well to get this thread back on track

Here is a Canadian.

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>>73907580
Yes. What, are you going to post my wanking vids? Idc if it was me wanking over underage b&.. I'm not happy with it, lah, but it's deleted and you said you were 19 anyway, so do one.

Seriously, I'll unblock """you""" if you take my help.

>>73907622
pic related, also see above. we spoke literally 3 times I think. I ain't even para..

Fugg.. Pilotbro, think about catgril blocking you and then Serbro saying "we already spoke" so spookily. You know this pham.

>>73907660
solidarity for sanity, perhaps, anons see thru your shit too.
this (you) belongs in the asylum.

>>73907849

>Fugg.. Pilotbro, think about catgril blocking you and then Serbro saying "we already spoke" so spookily. You know this pham

I don't think they are the same poster Tbh

>>73907910
well, I'm absolutely fucking convinced, lest me making para posts.

I'm on a static IP (I posted pr0n one time n got b&) so niggas (aka mods) know who I am. I'm abso-fucking-lutely convinced however, pilotbro. I've been wanting to shout off for a while now tho? God bless alcohol lmao. Do with it as you will.

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>>73907849
Some underaged person catfished you into wanking?

I really need to lurk /cp/ more often

>>73908038

I don't really know what else to say, so

https://youtu.be/e4G8IlNYgws

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>>73907849
>>73908104
Wtf is going on? Someone give me a quick rundown, pls

>>73908116
I for one am curious to see where this leads
>>73908038
You're correct
I'm pilotbro roleplaying as a poor serb to get the gold diggers away from me

>>73908104
no, some old man serb tricked me into spanking my ting over underage b&. Covering my tracks, perhaps, but it's a pretty sick game either way. He can get fucked.

Serbs seem like badman, but I swear down most Anglos would straight up merk serbs.
Also rape your women, standardly.

>>73908116
Not clicking that shit nigger

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>tfw things are starting to make sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4erfA6uGH9Q

>>73908271

It's actually a good song Tbh

https://www.interpals.net/shontaemaiden23

thicc

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>>73908271
it seems like someone doesn't watch the best show to come out of his country

>>73908271
>Not clicking that shit nigger
It's a Youtube video m8, you just click on embed and the video is open

And by the way it''s a big guys' song

>>73908379
wat

>>73908397
I see what it is, I'm calling this clown out for who he is.

4chan is full of nice people. we might be sick. but this serb, lmao at his shooter. I'll fucking rek him 1v1.

My address is my IP. AKA my IP terminates at my address. Point him in my direction, mods. I don't go on t'internet and lie. x

>>73908477
ar u ok?

>>73908508
B I N L A N D
I
N
L
A
N
D

what the fuck is happening right now

I haven't been here in a while but I'd like to drop in to say the Latvia is continuously the best poster here, good job Latvia.

BENIS :DDDDD

>>73908357
>black female weeb
hard pass

>>73908477

THE GOVERNMENT STOLE MA BABY

>>73908612
this

>>73908544
quick rundown:
serbbro is a freak.
if I sound paranoid, flick thru bred.
I've been wanting to take a pop at him for a while desu, but now I'm drunk, yolo, lmao

>>73908683

My reply to this

https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs

>>73908661

>serbbro is a freak.


mhm, yes, you remember all the nice times we had and all the things you would do for me brit bro ;)

You are a freak too ;)

>>73908734

Kek

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>>73908734

>>73908734
>>73908804
>>73908942
not an argument............................
fucking hell its sooo funny that apparently people give you "reactions", nah, gtfo sicko

real anons see this.

>>73909000
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cXCwFTQN1s

>>73909000
Nice trips. I was just having a laugh over your stupidity, not trying to argue anything.

Yeee tell dem fake anons dey be trippin. Only real nigga anons see dis

Can /cp/ lore go any deeper?

>girl is too shy to type the word masturbate
This is going to be a hard road to see her butthole isnt it.

>>73909072
I kekd my arse off. This website is sinister af at times but that was amazing.

>>73909108
Come on now pal. Read back and follow my trail hurr, I'm not FULLY /x/ tier.

>>73909271
You sound like the autist who was sperging in the previous thread. If you are, then I'm that asshole Canadian you were replying to

>>73909271

:DDD

https://youtu.be/wZZ7oFKsKzY

>>73909340
Yeah, not so much.
I'm the person that spoke to a ""girl"" ITT a LITERAL month ago, yet I'm now apparently a meme. And have been since. (Open bred + ctrl + f "muh name")
I never replied to ""her"" directly, but got drunk last thread and decided to spill all :D

I was serious about paying for your therapy, Serb. I might seem like a cunt, but I'm a nice guy really.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LETS TALK ABOUT QTS GOD DAMMIT

>>73909439
But you forget i saw your actual cunt(m) family.

It was nice so I'll accept that offer, for therapy right now i need to get on steam attila total war or rome 2 emperor edition

>>73909483
A vegan was arguing with me earlier.

Tell me /cp/ is it really wrong eat some free ranged hens unfertilized egg? You are essentially eating their period. Why do vegans/vegetarians not eat eggs? The one I was talking to was just babbling nonsense.

>>73909595

I don't know Tbh. I was talking to one that said she wouldn't even eat Honey.

>>73909595

Also, wouldn't vegetarians eat eggs? I thought they just don't eat actual meat.

>>73909595
How many eggs have you eaten with blood in them?

>>73909532
>But you forget i saw your actual cunt(m) family.
Curious as to what you meant by this.
My family have very little to do with me, so you defo didn't see shit. I also didn't understand that spooky (m) thang.

Either way, I accept this place is fucked up, you might well have access to my IP address, which backtraces to my LITERAL address, so please, come at me. If you dare.

For therapy I also suggest coming to my address.

Does anyone have a qt from Murika with a name beginning with -L btw? I hope you didn't send lewds anons...

>>73909653
Some do, some dont. It's the same way with fish as well. Some vegetarians eat fish and some dont.

It's the same way with milk as well, cows need to be milked yet vegans and vegetarians dont want to have anything with dairy.

>>73909715

Vegetarians will eat dairy products.

The difference between Vegans and Vegetarians is; Vegans won't consume ANYTHING that comes from an animal, whereas Vegetarians just don't eat meat, but will still consume byproducts.

>>73909768
Has it always been this way? I didn't hear much about vegans until recent years, but I know I've talked to vegetarians before who were against byproducts. Though they probably are calling themselves vegans nowadays.

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Every time I try to be witty or have some playful bantz with a qt it gets lost in translation because their English sucks and the conversation gets ruined.

>>73909846

Yeah they are 2 separate things

I'm sorry about my autistic fit earlier. It is 5 in the morning here I must go to sleep.

>>73909340
That wasn't me I blocked Canda and went and did some shit.

I'm back but I have to go now.

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>>73910045
>blocking a country on interpals because of ONE person on 4chan

>>73910080
You should be proud desu you made someone extremely asshurt

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>hobbies:sleeping, eating

going to meet a 37 year old to fuck her brains out tomorrow broskies, met her in interpals.

wish me luck, I'm only 19

>tfw all your messages get ignored
feels bad

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>>73910587

>>73910587
Are you just visiting the US or did you... meet someone from your own cunt.... on an international penpal website

>>73910626

she lives 2 hours from me. she messaged me "shame you're only 19, you're so handsome :)" then it went from there.

she's a fuggin MILF

>>73910657
desu you should ask for a preview before you go and fuck her

>>73910675

i already got her nude on skype

>>73910657
its gonna suck to get an std at 19

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>>73910687
did you print screen anything nigga?

>>73910717

I recorded the whole thing m8 I do that with every girl

I'll upload some webms on /gif/ here in a bit

>>73910734
Thank you based Ameribro

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https://streamable.com/korzp

from like 15 minutes ago, put all the snaps she sent me into a short clip

>>73910802
LEAF'D
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A
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D

where's this hoe from?

>>73910842
new york

>>73910888

stay the fuck away from our women

>>73910888
reeeeeeeee fucking American girls

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>>73910907
Or what boy

>non American girl uses ft instead of cm

Is this a trap or is she being considerate towards me.

>>73911170

it means she's used to talking to americans

tread carefully

>>73911186
This is very likely, she seems to be an Ameriboo

>Tfw no Russian gf

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>when only visa-hunting russians and fat americans view your profile

>>73911565
I am getting a lot of American girls messaging me for whatever reason. I truly don't get it. There are foreign men out there, WHY message me?

>>73911170
If she's British, we still use ft sometimes here. We aren't 100% metric.

>Want to break thing off with crazy Chilean qt
>But she's already talking as if I'm some perfect man, literally calling me things like that
>Sends messages that are over 1000 words long on whatsapp, which take an hour to reply to
>Didn't reply for a couple of days and she starts messaging me on facebook and even somehow added me on snapchat

Fugging help me.

>>73911608
Tell her she is smothering you.

>>73911603

I mean America is vast enough for there to be some interesting differences between one another while still having enough similarities to make it easy to understand.

plus it's more likely to develop into a relationship, so any girl looking for that may choose to chat you up

Lads Im trying to use the script in OP.

Followed the instructions and set it up. After I enter my email address, I can't type my password in. After I trying doing it anyway and hit enter the script just closes without doing anything?

what gives?

>>73903604
>Shaitanama

Tfw was the first person to post this crazy bitch back in /cp/

She blocked half the thread lmao

>>73910080
>Not automatically blocking Canada.

You're filed away into the same bin as Africa and Thailand.

>when your cutie japanese friend send you a lot of heart icons and tell you how kind you are helping with her spanish
we are gonna make it bros

>>73912470
Made it straight into the friendzone lad

>>73912514
well i was looking for a friend that looks cute, so is fine with me

>>73911608
You know what to do, lad.

DEPLOY.

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The 'Stans havea ton of qts.

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Pretty sure this dude has commented this on one out of every two SEA girls profiles

>13 in my last 100 visitors page
>10 grills
>3 m*les

Here's now the girls parcel out:
>5 Russian
>4 Korean
>1 Am*rican

>want a qt
>fap
>don't want a qt

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https://discord.gg/zuu3b

get in fellow autists

Does it mean your qt likes you if she asks your height and asks for your skype? I started using IP for qt hunting but now it feels kinda awkward.

>>73914174
Well if she asks for your Skype then at the very least she's interested in talking to you

Hahaha oh wow you guys sure a pathetic with you're nude pics.

Some girl just invited me over to a sex party in my town.

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>>73914360
GET OUT NORMIE

>>73908196
No idea but it's really entertaining desu

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Why are all Americans fat, ugly and autistic?

>>73914683
Must be something in the water

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>8 views today
>4 are black American girls
w-what's going on lads?

>>73914821
>4 are black American girls
Link

>>73914879
nah mate this is a gold mine. I'll post em in a few days when they inevitably lose interest in me

>>73910963
>you can have your way with me
>:P :P

Nice dude

>>73914879
Sorry that came across a bit of a cunt. Here's one that seems to be your classic college slut easy for ebony nudes Ashley_95

>>73914997
>Favorite quotes
>"Brows make the bitch."
>"Just be you, and if people don't like it... ****** them!"

How is it possible to be this much of a basic fucking thot

>>73914997
Don't worry about it lad, I know it can be a goldmine.
I'm too beta to message them anyways, just wanted to take a look.

That one's way too slutty for my taste.

>>73915144
I know. Absolute human waste
>>73915158
I'm honestly not even on this site to chat up girls. Feel like I'm wasting my time trying to learn something or have someone nice to talk to

Whats with Russkies and spamming ))))'s?

>>73914821
you a moffucka nigga son :-DD

>>73915567
Right parenthesis of friendship, tovariscsh))))))))))))

>>73915567
It's the slav smiley. The more ) the funnier. Has something to do with their keyboard and ) being easy or : being hard to type.

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Well this got dark pretty fucking quick

>>73915890
korean?

>>73915955
Russian

Just had a autistic breakdown last night lads.

Going to wake up a bit and calm down before I try and find a suitable Russian wife

>>73916015
You the guy that accused the Siberian of being a catfish?

>>73916044
No

>>73916080
I'm talking to a Russian right now who says the only thing she lives for is the chance to leave Russia, you could be her saviour?

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What the hell happened ITT. You better get your shit together lads.

>>73916203
ok, shall I post my user name? I think that Canadian cunt is gone now

>>73916206
Yeah go ahead

Afternoon lads. What the fuck happened to these threads?

Also another holiday booked to see QT - 20 days away!

>>73916290
Meant to say this to >>73916275

>>73916206
Just your typical British autism

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>>73916309
Oh look who it is, Mr. I'm happy because I have a qt and the rest of you are a bunch of fucking losers who should off themselves
LEAVE US ALONE CHAD!

Side note: how do you get so much time off work?

>>73916382
I only work 2 hours on Fridays and get loads of Mondays off at the moment for bank holidays etc, so I can spend Friday and Monday travelling and enjoy the weekend. Currently in Galicia seeing another QT (and her dog)

Advice on russian qts? Got viewed by a serious 8-9/10, haven't talked to one before and I fancy this one.

>tfw the girl is more autistic than you

>>73916478
Why are you meeting her mum? Isn't it a bit soon for that?

>>73915970
Not surprised

>>73915890
>>73915970
Typical woman overdramatizing. If it's nightmare for a woman here, what's it for a man? Hell?

Tread carefully, she's clearly not well in her head if she writes that shit to a stranger online. And I'm saying that as someone who wants to leave too.

>>73917041
maybe shes just a golddigger

>>73905696
No

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why did you join IP lads?
what's your endgame?

>>73918008

Email Pen Pals
Snail Mail Pen Pals
Language Exchange
Friendship

:^)

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>>73918008
Love...

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>>73918091
kek'd

>>73918209
better off using tinder then

>>73918350
tinder is for sluts

>>73918414
sluts need love too

>>73911544
>tfw no qt3.14 russian gf(male)

>>73918414
>>73918463

Oh look Austria and Croatia back together

>>73910802
Been removed.

>>73910734
Based. Looking forward to it.

>tfw I have to rely on charitable anons to get nudes

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What does this even mean

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New to this.

Is it normal for women to be this upfront?

>>73918619
that you look like a cute small boy when you are sitting down :3

and when you stand up you still look like a cute boy but very tall then :O

but still cute :3

>>73918647
a lot of qts on interpals dig italy

>>73918008
I joined for language learning but nobody on this site seems to want to do it

>>73918647
yeah its prolly because you are a good looking italian man

>>73918816
the girls want. guy's not as much.
are you grill?

Just got my first message from a qt
Life is good

Sitting in some hotel in sea smoking cigarettes, life is good

>>73918890
I'm a guy

how many conversations do you have a day, which are the easiest regions to talk to?

>>73918647
That's a trap if I ever saw one, walk away

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>>73919208
Dirty SEA women are easy pickings, if they can speak a decent amount of English

>>73919020
>sex tourist

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>tfw you wake up to 14 new messages

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>tfw wanna join the site again
>don't want to encounter people who already know me.

>>73919318
what about others? Turkey and Argentina.

Is this correct:

Hard:
France
Italy
Finland
Ukraine

Medium:
Russia
USA

Low:
Turkey
SEA
Argentina

Im going to try this like a RPG. I will start off easy, I will loose weight and get better then I will move up.

>>73919811

Come back :DD

>>73919842
You could toss in Brazilians into the easy to talk to category
Spanish qts are medium, imo
Norwegian qts medium rare
German qts are pretty tough nugs to crack


Nice list anon, should sticky it :^)

>>73920276
I literally am just lonely as I have no friends in real life .

Its got to the point where im talking to people on chess forums im so lonely

>>73919842
>Finland
lmao, I've spoken to Finns before, they love a strong Big Baltic Cock.

>>73920574
I just said that because there are like 2 attractive ones that probably get 100s of messages. The rest are either retarded or have anime pics

>>73920636
Yes, that's Finland for you.

Not just on interpals, but in life too

>asks me what I'm up to
>tell her
>ask her what she's up to
>"talking to you"

No shit you dumb bitch

>>73920636
I've only spoken to attractive Finns.

BBC reigns supreme.

ayo boi do british women love a big baltic cok too?

>>73920732
Anyone from eastern Europe British people tend to lump in with Poles and Romanians
Sorry m8

>>73920809
>implying it actually matters from where you are from to women realistically
>implying it's not all about how physically attractive she finds you; rest is just bonuses, such as being from a fetishised nationality

etc.
many such cases

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>New message
>Fat girl from Indonesia

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>>73920855
>new message
>This profile was created three days ago

>>73920561
Hey man we're all gonna make it, you just really got to build up that confidence by talking to trash and working your way up finer pussy

>>73920845

>many such cases

I wonder if I'll ever stop reading this in Trumps voice to be honest.

>>73920845
If you were just gonna respond with that why'd you ask?

>>73920561
i can be your friend.
let's explore UK and pick up british skanks.

>>73920998
because i have a need for (you)'s senpai

>>73920928
CHINA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs

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Perfectly normal guys

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>>73921482
Is that from a guy?

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>>73921482
>Is it not that she loves him much?
>I think it is not that <a male friend's> mom has doubts on something
>She slept with him
>He is 29 now

>>73921710
>When I was talking to <him>, she stepped into his room and kissed him and forced him to kiss her back
how many of you think this is hot? be honest please

>>73921197
If you do come to Britain I can't recommend going to London. It is really expensive and a lot of people there aren't even British.

You should come to Nottingham, you will find the best looking English girls and a massive city with lots to do.

There are two big universities in the city and lots of clubs and music venues. I would say it's the best city in England.

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>>73921791

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Sent my resume for a job in UK, wish me luck lads!

>inb4 Brits tell me this is a bad idea

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>can't see qt tonight because she is sick
>Working every other day

>>73921231
I completely understand

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>>73922138
You're far too good for this thread.

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>>73921801
>Nottingham

Fuck off Robin Hood, everyone knows he should go to god's own county

>>73922233
did you not read, he wants to bang skets, not look at a brick.

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>>73922233
>via-duct
So it's like a road, but it can be fixed with pretty much everything, just like duct tape can fix everything?

>>73922309
The skankiest of the skanks belong to Leeds my friend

>>73921801
the flight to london is like 20 euros one way. so at least going there is cheap.
and i dont think british girls would want to do anything with me, considering my nationality.
they'd run away in fear instead. probably get beat up by the locals on top of that.
plus i'm too autistic for the normie club life.
i'd probably go there, sit down, get drunk alone and leave.

>>73922309
i wouldnt really go there just to bang some skanks.
it'd be nice experience something new and feel like a human for once.

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>>73922347
That is correct yes

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>63 views today and It keeps getting higher

>>73920561
I can be your friend and help you with your English so you can find an Eastern European wife :^)

>>73922564
>12 views today
>Stagnated

I'm gonna hunt down and castrate every fucking Chad in this general

>>73922699
>he doesn't use script to the point where qt's start asking why you keep stalking them

>>73922631
Ok, today I'm reading The Martian Chronicles. I'm reading this because I have the book and I have never read it and I enjoyed American Psycho. What are you doing?

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>>73922899
>Thought about using a script
>Decide against it because of all the Asians and uggos I might get
>Too lazy to view anyone first
>Too lazy to message anyone first
>Still get a nice number of views and people talking to me every day

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>>73922985
Mate, you're not doing yourself any favours

>>73922956
sorry I meant Farenheit 451 not American Psycho/

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>>73923019
Don't be like that bro
You can get tons of QTs
All you have to do is B.E. yourself

>>73918414
t. djevac

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>>73923163
You're right, that will surely work

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>>73921791
continue pls

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>>73923722

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Fuck thai's

>>73904940
Is she the one with the blurred pic?

I fingered her outside a club in Itaewon

>>73924206
>I fingered her outside a club in Itaewon
You're a classy one aren't you

>>73924206
>blurred pic
pretty sure I'm talking to that one
dropped

>>73904940
The one that is 20?
>>73924206
Who is that? Don't remember to have seen her when I looked through the Korean accounts.

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>>73924295
Yeah you should stay away
I made her pussy look like ground zero

Hopefully for your sake it's not the same girl, it was about a year ago

>>73924535
>I made her pussy look like ground zero
You're a disgrace... but I'm actually jealous
How exactly do you finger someone and not end up fucking them though? Is that actually possible?

>>73924593
I did later
I thought the fingering part was more funny to mention

>>73924683
what's her profile?
at least the first letter

>>73924718
J

>>73924879
different girl

>>73924939
Yours start with a d?

>>73925014
yes

I'm not getting anywhere with her anyway

>>73925100
>mfw got her password

Feels good man

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>helping qt with english
>decide to check her profile to find something to talk about
>it's her bday
>congratulate and ask if maybe we should come back to it later
>she's actually sick at home and not celebrating
>says our convo is at least something fun she can do while being sick

I'm probably just reading between the lines too much and imagine things.

And now she took the lead in the convo...