Culture Pals /cp/ gen 9

First for François de Grossouvre.

gimme some recs lads

/supremex1

>>73884697
omelette du fromage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWEREIUUdao

im a nigger

>>73884941

no... ;__;

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>try to have a normal conversation
>girl continues to try and steer the conversation to a lewd point

>>73885257
haha jokes :DD

>>73885318
BENIS :DDD

>>73885300
#humblebrag

>>73885300
Show us the convo

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>>73885300
>Guy messages me
>Try to have a normal conversation with him
>He just talks about sucking my dick

Does whatsapp work with Chinese numbers?

>>73885772
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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JUST

>>73885300
iktfb, stupid roasties

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>>73885364
sorry
>>73885366

>>73885868
Where from?

>>73885830
>deletes the picture with his username
viewed and bookmarked

>>73885830
+1 view for you

>>73885924
Girl from Chile

>>73885772
>>73885958
>>73885965

This

+1 view for you lad

>>73886043
What a slut.

>>73885958

post? :D

>>73886043
Gross

>>73886043
Thicc?

Someone post some roasties nudes and help me get off

>>73886239
Nah she is pretty petite

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>looking for qt Euro girls to talk to
>the largest group to visit my profile are Korean girls

WHY WON'T EUROS TALK TO ME ROEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>73886394
>petite
What a waste

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>>73885958
>>73885965
>>73886060
It was a trick, not me ofc hahaha

Also quick rundown on how to use qtbrawler script in search mode please?

>>73886449
have you tried not being american?

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>>73886512
Stop using qtcrawler

>>73886621
I can't.

>>73885868
Just go for it my man, she's begging you already.

dutch is rare

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>tfw browsing old CP threads from 2014

>>73886512
The exact same way as in online just with more filter options

>>73886625
What exactly is your problem with other people using it? You post this every thread

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>he uses the script
>he cheats and mines bitcoins for (((him)))

Every anon here should strive to make this song their reality

https://youtu.be/6E2hYDIFDIU

no pervs pls

>clayton comes up as the first youtube search for interpals

>>73887101
*sends nudes*

who else /weeb nigga/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4aQQBLokNo

*gives short, uninteresting and vague answer after showing interest*

>>73887065

Of course anon
But more in this style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTPhQ_EEOpM

*stops responding after the second message*

>>73887285
me bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SMt6fFtqzA

>>73887289
Fucking hate this so much

I don't even officially read the message just to spite them

>>73887359

Actually, this way ;)

https://youtu.be/wuUgcM5YQdo

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i hope i can keep this loop forever.

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>>73887289
>>73887370
>gives thorough replies
>says sorry for not replying for too long
>asks questions
>goes out of hear way to listen to music you have listed on your profile
>says it's good even though it's not her style

feels fucking good man

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>>73887461
>>73887461

This way senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTf8fDAjAE

>>73887564
hey whats up
nothin much wbu
nothin much
*stops responding*

>>73887564
>qt.exe has encountered an error

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>use qtcrawler
>0 views

When can I start viewing the same profiles for the second time?

>>73887601
>does all this
>still does >>73887289
reee

Whats the difference between scripts?
im using qtcreeper.

>>73887611

Kek

>>73887727

I love that show :D

Used to watch it as a kid

>/Ari3
Which one of you was sending this crazy Italian girl "advice"? The saga continues, she's been adding notes the last couple of days with more details of her adventures with her immigrant boyfriend.

>>73887903

why would she write that.

>>73887903

Christ

>>73888148
>>73888243
what does it say, I don't want to bother anyone with my ugly face.

>>73888307
Go to the goddamn profile you bong.

>>73888307
She lost her Vcard to a swiss from interpals then she started dating a hobo.
i didnt read the notes.

>wake up at 5am
>rather than return to sleep, I pick up my phone and check interpals
Fuck I'm a state

>>73888307

This is some serious autism

>>73888522
what is Poland and your countries opinion on Bosnia and Herzegovina

>>73887903
That bitch is a nutcase

>>73888582
Why would I know the Polish opinion ?

Either, Bosnia shouldn't exist

>>73888631
I told her I could read basic Croatian because my friend is from Bosnia and she stopped replying

>>73888416
Been there senpai

>>73886870
Why?

>>73887903
Holy sheepshit. This girl is fucked

I don't fucking get it. Why do girls show interest but then never ask any questions back?
Does this mean they're not interested after all?
Damn it I'm just looking for a real (decent looking, female) human being

>>73887903
Reminds me of my friends in high school. Sad how people around the world make the same mistakes

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Same question goes for you guys

In other news, I just got off Skyping with one completely thirsty girl. Forgot to start capturing though, real shame

>>73889519
Who are you calling autistic you autist...

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>>73887903
Don't post about my gf on this thread again, thank you.

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>>73889571
Kek at least I look good

You have the disadvantage of being fat AND autistic

>>73889519
>shakes hands haha;)

>>73889519
c-capturing what fampai? Was it... l-lewd?

>>73889652
delet this

Rate my profile
/CeiberMan

>>73889652
>544 times
Fuck I get like 17. Do you just go through profiles all day long or what?

>>73888307
>dad lost his job
>mom went into depression
>she hosted some homless Swiss guy who took her v-card and ended up being a dick to her

>goes into a diatribe about her current boyfriend and how their relationship is going to end because he's a hobo and a story about going to meet him to give him food

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>>73889519
>Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

>>73889970
yeah, he bots.

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>>73889728
Very very lewd

She actually has really wide hips and big tits for an Asian
And she's not hairy

We skyped but without mics, since she's not all that good at English, but she was smacking her lips like a nigger throughout our whole conversation
>>73889970
Script + being a Chad. I got 800 views at my peak

>>73890124
You better post if you get pictures amigo

>qt likes Donald Trump
>tfw its not an israeli

When did life get so good lads?

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>7 new girls started sending me messages just today

>>73890124
Where is she from?

>>73890277

>vietkong

>where is she from

fucking Brazilians

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Rate my profile guys

/bendplz

>>73890339
>I'm on period.
So was it you who said that? Chill.

>>73890376
I'd rather not

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>>73884541
Oh my god the Irishman was correct, I was such a cuck. I have to redeem myself by being as alpha as possible.

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>>73890448
What I meant is go read my profile I dont give a fuck what you think about it

>>73890435
Not me who said it, but it's true.

>>73890124
Can we see the messages a bit before that? The lead up

>>73890509
Probably doesn't want the cuckold rubbing off on him.

>>73890509
>she will never not love you long time

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>>73890188
I always post nudes when I get them amigo

Did you see that Brazilian girl? I posted her like two days ago
>>73890277
The clue is in the title

>>73890376
Cuck/10

>>73890124
>>73890339
>This serb thinks hes ascending into Chad status because hes white and hes getting nudes from a azn.

Dude your sat at home and bragging about girls you talk to on a penpal site to a bunch of virgins, nerds and losers.

Real chad is out banging models every night not getting nudes from a ugly third worlders on skype.

>>73890509
No, I'd rather not give another guy "views"

>>73890568
>17
risky.jpg

Also in all but one of her pictures she's pretty ugly

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Sorry I lost the (skype) pics of her tits :(
Its ok they were saggy anyway

>>73890665

Mate...

I hate to break this to you, but...
We're two different people.

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>A 33 year old french woman is talking to me
>Telling me she's lonely
>Because she is alone
>No pictures on profile

>>73890765
>There is more than one Serbian that can speak English

I was referring to cuckwig2

>>73890770
I already blocked one guy that was hitting on me hard today, I'd rather not make that two.

>>73890707
Please stop.

>>73890810
Implying I'm a faggot go fuck yourself retard

>>73890806

Are you drunk today england ?

He's not even Serbian...

>>73890862
Well you're not even close to being as handsome as the guy that was hitting on me
So take that as you wish

>>73890541
I just sent her some pics of my back, legs, arms etc.

She got horny and started lowkey touching her vagoogoo under the blanket and then she got naked

Not that hard if you are good looking. If you want to know how to get nudes is just to start sending her pics of your body, nothing too lewd and they'll eventually go for you like an Irishman goes for a potato
>>73890673
I ain't getting nudes from any of those girls, I'm just fucking with them
>>73890665
>implying

I get nudes for you guys

Also, you might want to check your eyesight

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>73890881
Your all the same to me.

i'm a penis

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>>73890921
tfw quebecoise gf
tfw shes pregnant

>>73890928
I don't really get why are you being negative

>>73890978
i fucked your bitch bro, that my seed bruh

beta provided 2 maxx

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>>73890919
I've got a pretty good looking face but I'm skinny so ain't impressing any girls there

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>>73891030

>>73891053
Are you the Spike Spiegel guy?

You are pretty handsome on your own, get into ottermode and you'll do just fine. It will take you 3-6 months if you are skinny already

Nice girls go for guys like you, I only get the trash

>>73891067
yous a cuk boi
i fucked your bitch boi
she succ my seed brah
like all guys who hit on that

>>73891174
He seems like the kind of guy to raise the kid anyway.

>>73891138
Spike Spiegel? Nope that's not me

>>73891194
das rite

Kinda tempted to put a pasta on my profile just to see responses. This site is shit anyway

>>73891202
If you posted your profile here like 4 days ago and then refused to do it again then that's you

Mid to long hair that's sticking upwards and to the sides, right?

>>73891280
Well sheep can't use the internet so I am not sure what you were expecting to find on it.

Oh god the Quebec faggot is back again

>>73891138
How do you reach ottermode without just piling on fat during that initial bulk? Or do you just eat ~maintenance and workout?

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>>73891307
Oh ok yeah that is me, the name threw me off
I'll probably hit the gym after my exams but right now I'm going full hermit studying.... and shitposting here of course

>lesbian
>ask and I will reply with pleasure

https://www.interpals.net/michetteless

>>73891616
>MiketheTexan 61, Blue Ridge, United States
>I hope that you and your kitty will make many new friends here.

>>73891423

If you're skinny, just keep eating and lift weights and ottermode will progress. It helps if you cut fat out of your diet too. But if you're already skinny it's not a big deal

>>73891010
I guess I'm just being sour.

All I want is a traditional European wife who I would be faithful with and she would do feminine stuff like cook, clean raise the children. And I would do manly stuff like make sure we have a nice farm house out in the woods. Keep our family safe from danger.

We would have passionate sex every night and I would never bother wearing a condom, with my income and her support we would be able to easily raise up to 10 pure white European children. She could teach them romantic languages such as Italian and French and also teach them her own language such Finnish, Estonian, Swedish, Norwegian.

I would be able to teach them English, I would make sure they would become well educated and there love for books would reach a point where they would teach them selves Greek just to read the classics such as Homer.

Me and my wife would talk about many things, but there would be no need to talk as our company would be unexplainable sensational.

When we talk about politics we would say how we hate the Muslim invasion of Europe and also the Americanization of our home.

But girls would rather send there tits over skype and go fuck a refugee.

>>73891423
Bout 300kcal surplus with pretty much only protein. Carbs every other morning so you wouldn't fall into ketoacidosis. Piece of fruit or something. Some fats too. When you'll be eating fats throw in some Vitamin D and fish oil. It's not all that expensive and you get a good test boost

I won't tell you to do GOMAD + SS because that's simply a bait. I'm only lifting a year, but I got into a national powerlifting comp (and won a 4th place) with leddits PPL routine. 5 days a week, PPLPPxx
Your legs will not be as good but who cares about legs, right

If you wanna put on muscle then do 3x8, if you want strength gainz then 5x5. I reccomend 3x8 if you want ottermode

Smoking boosts test too btw

Hit your delts like crazy would be my final piece of advice. G'luck mate

>>73891703
I seriously hope you are meming

>>73891386
Hey go read my profile, I made a commentary of every country I've visited including Czech republic

/bendplz

>>73891675
That guy is a fucking creep. I made a fake girl profile and he hit on me.

>>73891693
>>73891763
Thanks mates. I've literally just started doing my own variation of the rangers MAW program as I'm looking into joining the army. More cardio intensive that ideal for hypertrophy no doubt but I'm sure I'll see good results as I up the weights.

>>73891529
You gonna just keep saying "next week" all the time

Just go there, it's no big deal
>>73891703
That's nice and all, but aren't you a Paki already? How will you get white children?

>>73891787

Holy shit you're really back

>>73891787
Fuck off to /soc/ faggot

>girl is from a 1st world country in europe
>bad english
How the fuck does this happen.

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>>73891703

>>73891872
If you are enlisting just go ham with bodyweight and cardio

I'm joining next year too but I'm shit at cardio

>>73891872

Oh, make sure to drink chocolate milk as soon as you finish working out.

>>73891875
Alright lad I'll get going

>>73891930
It's called your average British thot or 2nd gen paki

>>73891965

OH

when you finish training, do you want to trade milsurp? :D

>>73891965
Will do and good luck lad. Hill sprints are hell on earth
>>73892036
My whey is guilt free chocolate milk

>>73891787
I don't have a profile anymore plus I don't really care what you wrote about the Czech Republic.

>>73891763
Fucking hell, I need to go back to gym. I dropped it because my membership was ending and I started saving every penny for a potential move to another cunt. Let's just say my move got postponed for an unknown amount of time, but I'm still saving for a possibility of that chance coming back.

>Mm so romantic))))

What did she mean by this?

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>>73892125

I drink this milk

Better than any protein shit I've had

>>73892227

she's wet

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>>73891703
what

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Just a reminder this applies to every one of us in this fucking thread

>>73891703
Stay away from Esti girls.

>>73892312

Embrace the MGTOW lifestyle

>>73891763
Ive been lifting for 6-8 months and was skinnyfat before, im will stop bulking after getting 10kg, i already got 5-6.
When im finished, what do i do to get in ottermode?

>>73892240
>12g sugar
>13g protein
You yanks really do make me laugh

>>73891703
based

>>73892444

I don't get it

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>>73892581

>>73892581
Mine tastes delicious and I got 32g protein for 6g sugar (from milk). You should be avoiding sugar unless you enjoy the sensation of your belly bouncing

>>73891703
>doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're", or "there" and "their"
>thinks he'd be able to teach children English

You shouldn't breed

>>73891775
I'm using this site to find a suitable wife.
>>73892754
I was masturbating whilst writing this.

>>73892828
Yeah... save your seed for the tissues.

>>73892721

>32grams protein

But yours is an actual protein shake, not regular chocolate milk right?

>unless you enjoy the sensation of your belly bouncing

Oh yes I love it :D

>>73892406
Cut at about 1800kcal if you will be like 70-80kg
If you eat enough protein you won't loose muscle mass

Higher reps with lower weight help too

Remember, slow but steady, you don't want to be loosing too much muscle
>>73892221
Do it family, for most people it's not hard to start but keep going after not seeing results. Lifting is like the best feeling in the world, and when you hit your new 1RM it's like having orgasm
>>73892107
This is not a yank army, you have to buy most of your own stuff, sadly. You barely have anything to wear, let alone having a surplus of it

>>73892988
Your "chocolate milk" is literally the same thing only with reduced protein and increased sugar. Cocoa, (protein source) and milk is not a complex mix. You can find those things anywhere because idiots buy them thinking they're healthy/effective.

>>73892916
why do you have to be so mean I dont understand. I have been browsing 4chan since I was 13, I'm nearly 19 now. One thing I will never understand is people that are rude to me. I ask for coding help in /g/ and talk about anime in /a/ and I would consider you guys my only friends. So I personally get upset when you troll me and are dicks to me.

>>73893171
He's a leaf. Ignore him.

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>>73893171
Get out

>>73893222
What a slayer.

>>73893171
>coding
kys

>>73893136

Well I used to use protein powder in regular white milk, and that didn't make my tummy feel happy

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>>73893171
stop being such a soft cunt m8

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/ninjarock

She's ready for you

>>73893017
I "lifted" for 2 years, but 1/4 of it at the end was lazymode, so more like 1,5. I went from 90 to 75, looked a bit better and felt better, that's for sure. But I definitely didn't look like I lifted. Legs is pretty much the only thing I felt I did good, thanks to my trainer.

I really need to get back and I will. I'm just worried that I might need that money.

>>73893246
There are many different powders using protein from different sources. You should try a sample of different whey brands rather than use that crap milk

>>73893425
He can't take the bants clearly, must be a Scot

>Guy from Spain with a wife and kid keeps viewing my profile

>>73893240
please can you teach me your language?

>>73893655
prep the bull

>>73893651

I've done it but didn't like it. Plus that shit is expensive.

I usually just drink a full glass of that milk which is 26g protein and eat 4 eggs and 2 pieces of toast after workouts. I can see progress

>>73893171
>gets salty with people on here and goes into autistic fit because plenty of girls are whores
>cries and doesn't understand why people are making jabs at him

It's no surprise you've no friends aside from an anonymous image board. Go outside, man. You clearly need some face-to-face social experience

>>73893837
Fair enough then mate. I envy you though, if you think its expensive there you should check NZ prices.

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>mfw a qt actually has a personality

>>73893485
would like to lick her legs

>>73893931
I have no interest in English girls because they are all horrible ugly creatures. I want a Nordic or Eastern European wife.

>>73894132
Sorry man, but girls probably don't fancy autists there either.

>>73894049

Do it! :D

>>73894132
You still don't get it. You think some Nordic or Eastern European is going to want to marry some shut-in who can't even write in his native language properly?

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viewed someone's profile and they said they browse 4chan
which one of you was it?

>>73894357
well this is why I browse pornolab and 4chan everyday.

>>73894740
That would be me

>>73894132
>Eastern European
I never got this meme. Aside from one Czech qt I know I've never really done well with other EEs. I'm white and semi-attractive too.

>>73894740
That would be me

>>/tolatolaa

Before you faggots get any ideas, this girl likes asian guys.

>>73894740
That would be me desu

>>73894902
I'll admit I share the same goal as the British autist. Girls here and from Western Europe tend to view the world from their little snowflake lenses.

You don't have to walk on politically correct eggshells around Eastern European women.

>>73895235
Nothing wrong with the goal. The way he describes it makes him look delusional.

Why are so many girls learning Korean?

>>73895824
'muh k-dramas'

>>73895921
>>73895824
'muh k-pop'

>>73895824
>>73895921
>>73895978

Will they ever find their husbando?

>Get 3 message notifications from girls in my email
>The profiles of each one has been deleted, every single one was a fake

>>73896032
Only after showing their butthole to fake korean profiles on /cp/

>>73895824
Tell me about it, I'm surprised that they look so good :( makes me jealous how autisic koreaboos do

>>73891861
and making a fake girl profile is totally not creepy

>>73889465
Go for the ones without pictures.
Mine is cute.

One girl with pic said that she had 300 messages to read.

*states in profile that I hate perverts*
*don't block any MENA countries*

>>73896980
Its /int/erpals not /whitemen/pals :^)

>>73897038
t. Jamaal Van Wilders

>>73895235
I hate you so much, I just blocked Canada from interpals, and I'm going to block Canada with the the 4chan x plugin.

>tfw all the girls are 6/10
>probably using photoshop magic to hide that they're really 5/10

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>Noticed people have messaged me by my first name
>My first name is nowhere on in my profile
How the fuck are they finding that shit out?

>>73897546
It's pretty obvious, Jón

>>73897546
you dun goofed, m8

>>73897617
No, its not
I have a semi-uncommon name, even in Iceland

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>>73897360
>blocking a country on a different website because you're upset with one (1) person calling you out on your autism

>>73897546
Your username is the same as your instagram/facebook/whatever

>>73897546
Are you sure it's not? I've viewed your profile and I thought you name is on there

>>73897713
No, it isn't on there
I swear
Its weird as shit

>>73897546
Hmm, I have the opposite problem. I thought my name was on my profile but it's actually not and then I get deep into conversations before realising they don't even know my name

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>>73897360
We are all autists here you fucking autist. I really hope you're memeing. Otherwise I hope you die alone you fucking autist.

>>73884541
https://www.interpals.net/thatdutchgirl

Is this bait? Did one of you guys do this?

>>73897797
Ágúst no?

>>73898051
Yeah, I figured it out.
Apparently its on the profile, but I can't see it myself, only other people that view me.

>>73898115
>tfw I'll never be Icelandic
Hurts

>>73898170
At least you can always work that brit angle on dumb foreigners

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>girl writes a message that you have to scroll down to fully read
>"why haven't you sent a message back" 10 minutes later

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Found a Brazilian qt for me and I think I'm in love, thank you for all the help cp :>

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>Get a message from some old guy
Haven't opened it but from what I see it says
>hello my friend,, I was reading a documentary about you...
>mfw

>>73898709
Is he Finnish?

>>73898709
Is he Finnish?

>>73898759
>>73898778
No
Nicaraguan

>>73898801
He wants your boipucci mayne.

>>73898801
He wants your boipucci mayne.

Getting pissed off beers again tonight boys

>>73898947
Yeah pissing off bears is a good way to leave this world.

>>73898824
>>73898917
Too bad for him, my boipucci is only for attractive females

>>73899014
They want to peg you mayne, I warned you dog.

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>>73898947
I'm on the red wine tonight. The Frosty Jacks last night was a bit much, but beer isn't really touching the sides to be frank senpai.

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stop masturbateig :-DDD

>>73899065
That is okay with me
But girls no can kiss me
Kiss on mouth is only for homo

>>73899014
They want to peg you mayne, I warned you dog.

>>73899078
Tucking into a nice bottle of black sheep to start with
>frosty jacks
A true patriot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3cCopXDNs4

EXCLUSIE POST PAY ATTENTION :DDD

THIS SI FOR SERBIAN ANON
>>73899133
Yeah, that's fucking gay mane.
Penis in vagina is gay too lmao at the idea of intercourse.
in 2k17 it's all about fucking someone in their mind
just expland your mind theory
free urself theory

stop masturbateig :-DDD

Latvia poster is based

Latvia poster is based

>>73899173
I think I said, but I'm about a year sober until I fell off the wagon last week. I will get back on it soon tho. Hopefully without any hospitalisations in the meantime. Pls don't get too comfy drinking alone anon, limit days and limit it to 10 units or so. Things get fucky when you still have booze in your system the morning after the night before.

;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48LnL-a77Hc

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ples senpai :DD

>talking with a Swedish guy
>he thanks me every time I send him a message

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>>73899466
I GOT THAT ATTITUDE YOU GOT NOT TING

>>73899361
Woah I didn't realise you're the alcho anon, you shouldn't do that then mate

>I'll get back on it soon
Yeah that's what you keep telling yourself

>pls don't get too comfy
Actually I'm drinking with a mate now but he's finishing up some uni work so I'm shitposting here in the mean time

Is there any way to stay away from interpals if I get really drunk. I don't want to go on a rampage among my messages again.

2k17 chad theory
just own a pair of shoes to attract qt theory
run scrips to own a cute gf
just be an attractive white mail theory
just expand your free mind using monoxide carbon posioning
just b urself theory
morph reality theory
just bend the space time theory
fast super speed doggo racing cart theory
just how to get a gf theory
am i attractive theory
what is life theory
just own a car theory
elliot rodgers was assasinated theory
american flags are one and same poster theory
latvia doesn't exist theory its a space program theory
lithuanian basket weaving theory
mango fruit growth unlimited expansion time lapse

Turth is out there.
Paece out.

>>73887903
That would be me, if by advice you mean repeatedly calling her an idiot

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what do

>>73899729
insert peen

>>73899756
b-but i dont have a peen

>>73899821
i saw her first

>>73899729

Are you a French qt

>>73899821
allow him to insert peen

>>73899537
Meh Idk. I mean ofc I shouldn't be drinking, but it's also not like that year counts for nothing, you know? I don't buy into all the AA dogma desu. (Although holy shit it's easy to slip back into.)

This alcohol rampage was inspired by my lack of actually achieving shit sober. Make or break ting kind of deal.

Good luck with your exams lid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV1DXIucXLY

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tfw I'm at the gym and this girl keeps looking over at me and I have no idea why. When I get to my car notice the way my gym shorts fit on me it totally shows a bulge if you actually look at it....

>>73899935
you probably sharted m8

>>73899611
>>73899233
>>73899338

>>73899903
Cheers lad

>>73899935
She was laughing at your weak quads

Why are all the cute asians Thai?

>say a couple of polite words to a grill
>she suddenly becomes unbearably clingy and needy

She told me she's saving her virginity for me even though we've talked for like three weeks, and I've never even implied wanting to meet her.

I feel like bailing out.

>>73899984

Otherside anon ;)

>>73900152
Where's she from?

>>73900076
>asians
>cute
>bodies like an ironing board
>flat face like a train has just smashed into it
>literally zero genetic diversity
>personality of a wet towel

And to top all this off, if she's Thai she has a dumb fucking name like orange or wardrobe

>>73900076
>Thai
>Cute
>TFW your cuisine is so bad that it even affects your taste in girls

>>73900326
bit rude

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>>73900241
This was the funniest thai name i ever came across

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>>73900326
I find them cute

Ah yes I was in a book shop recently and saw a book on Dutch cuisine, right next to "human rights - a Saudi model" and "foreign relations - drawing inspiration from Russia"

>>73900390
You did get rekt though

>>73900439
Unironically talked to a girl called beer, have fucked a girl called pear (not my proudest hour)

what is this thread about I'm confus

>>73900595
Fug, first comment was directed at >>73900326

>>73900631
ur mom lol

>>73900326
SOme are cute

>>73899193
Good post

>>73900634
To be fair they're pretty good at frying shit and their cheese is passable... But Dutch cuisine is Scandi tier. ""People"" (JF) love to chat shit about British food, but they clearly haven't witnessed the horrors lurking elsewhere in Northern Europe.

>Tfw no Korean gf with tattoos

>>73901083
You live in Korea just walk out the door and find one at the local dive bar

>>73901083
>asian
>tattoos
into the fucking bin

why does goog keep giving me the same capchas? I should probably just buy a 4chan pass but there's a big mental block there kek

/sarehmrs
Someone get me them nudes please

>>73901243
why cant you do it?

>>73901374
Because my blackness doesn't work on middle eastern women

>>73901441
do MENA chicks like whitey or something?

>>73901480
I think they tend to like their own

>>73901480
I'm not Arabs like anyone but Iranians worship whitey. This is why every non-white who goes to Iran says its not that great while whites always say Iranians are amazing

>>73901480
they HATE blacks
>>73901571
Call an Iranian an Arab and see what happens

>>73900533
See this one abd tell me what you think.
/J_Confetti

>>73901955
She's like a 7

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>>73886870
>tfw summer of '14 was the best time of my life
>it's all over

Got to hang out with friends during the day, seeing movies and shooting guns. At night I would come home, browse /cp/, participate in the Gaza War banter, and play video games with friends.

>>73900439
>Poopie

Fucking dying desu

>>73902524
"I'm going to cum inside you, poopie"

>>73901480
I know I do :^)

>>73902609
I love you autist grill x

>>73902692
Thnx i luv u too autist boi x

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>>73902181
IKTF
Summer of '14 was one of the best in my life, next to '10, '12, and '16

>>73902865
you don't know me blud
>>73902943
>being this young
ayyyyyyyyyy

>>73902990
I'm 19 lad.

>>73903073
Is 19 supposed to be not young?

Lads, what are your best opening lines? Most of the ones I know rely on witty word play so they're pretty useless for non native speakers.