/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

>>73887955
I really wish someone would add these to the filter already, they're an insult to me and my people.

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>german humour

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>>73888032

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Monarchism lads

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>>73888057
Shoo shoo yankaboo

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>>73888040
>french cartoons

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>>73888067
this

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>constitutions
hmm no thanks

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>>73888087

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>>73888130
delet this

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Beady eyes, ANGLO lies
Muffled Aryan women's cries
Aryan children, big and small
Bomber Harris kills them all
Left, right, right, left
ANGLO sows the seeds of death
Not a stone is left to stand
When ANGLO flies across the land
After starting World War One
The ANGLO's work was still not done
So joining with the Pole and Jew
He made a new one: World War Two
To sate his thirst for Aryan blood
That he wanted, that he got
Now Dresden is devoid of cheer
Hans have fear; the ANGLO is here

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>>73888125

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>>73888119
Wakfu is rule34 material and they're not even hiding it

Whatever happened with Greece?

Are Germany still bleeding them dry and threatening them with excommunication? It just completely dropped out of the news

>>73888264
me on the left

>>73888206
That meme is triggering me so hard desu

>>73888216
that's dofus though
wakfu has shitty character design

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>>73888216
the show made me a furry desu.

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>>73888119
>>73888216
>that zonearchive wakfu film

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kill me

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How is everyone in /fug/ this fine day?

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who /notareactionary/ here?

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>>73888408

Who do I vote for on sunday /fug/?

>>73888408
Pretty good lad. Having a nice dinner here.

i don't understand dabbing
nor do i wish to

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>>73888465
your mum because she sucks

>>73888465
Fillon

>>73888465
Melenchon

>>73888488
It's for 12 year olds

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>>73888465
Le Pen

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>>73888499
rude

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>>73888067
>>73888125

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>>73888488
normalfag memes are cancer anyways.

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>tfw vacation

should i cook my own food (basic pasta) or get showered and dressed and buy some food from outside?

mummy is busy so she can't cook for me today

>>73888206
that's wrong on so many levels

Thread smells like shit

>>73888465
fn

>>73888488
>>73888550
>>73888604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHdkanpiCE4

>>73888666
not watching this

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>>73888666
why do brits all look like top twinks?

quality of /fug/ is decreasing

>>73888720
I keep watching this webm and it never makes sense

What am I missing

>>73888724
I blame anime posters

>>73888724
americans did this

>>73888666
>was at uni
>someone said "lets dab in front of everyone"
>excited giggling
>shes gets up to dab
>whole class is laughing
>me trying to laugh too
MFW

>>73888724
one man's low quality is another man's comfy

@73888786
right

>>73888724
>>73888640
what is making it like this?

>>73888724
It will rise again tonight no worries
Always that way

Its because everyone who's left are Asperger. You cant hold or flourish a conversation. Pathetic.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j1Coekvbc0

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>>73889061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p2yzke_550

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Any brit or german who travelled to our country? Where did you go? Did you enjoy it?

>>73888465
FN and hope for the best.

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i can make the next thread

dont worry i wont put any karens on it i promise

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>>73889447

monarchism:
>vested interest in countries prosperity
>no need to accept bribes as they do not require increases in capital
>strong symbolic figure for people to rally around
>trained from youth on how to lead a country steadily and well
>can implement actual reforms over a long period, with no need to rush before the next election
republicanism:
>such short terms prevent any politician from enacting actual change
>all politicians take bribes to secure their comfort once they are replaced by another official
>vested interest in themselves and their friends
>talk huge amounts without saying anything
>lobbying from interest groups is common as the politician can only see up to the next election

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https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan
Good Addon :^)

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Do this kind of map arouse you ?

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>>73889474
*approves of this excellent post*

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>>73889570
what even?

>>73889551
I hope more people use this.
my France and Germany regional maps are almost complete

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>>73889474
>>73889574
?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpLQpkW0sVc
Comfy

>>73889333
I've only been once as kid in france in Disney Land. I still remember watching french television and animes, sadly didn't really see much outside of Disney land.

Though my mother always wanted to se the gardens in versaille,and I've been wondering if I should organise a family trip there for mothers day. Any good place to stay for the weekend close by? I don't really want to stay in paris.

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>>73889605
why do they hate it i dont get it?

>>73889602
Historical regions vs current departements

>>73889626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8LK5B8m1fo

>>73889618
*ruins the country*

>>73889333
I've lived at the Côte d'azur when I was a kid for a year, I've visited Paris and Normandy (Bayeux, Mont Saint Michel). It was nice.

>>73889570
>CENTRE VAR PAYS BRIGNOLAIS
HAHA YES

>>73889648
oh ok
NOW it makes sense

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did this man do anything wrong?

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>>73889618
not so fast

>>73889605
Do you need the Var? :^)

>want to fap
>want to wait the results of the election to do so
reee

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what is she holding?

>>73889773
Hardly

>>73889333
i went to the atlantic coast when i was a lot younger, like 15ish. i loved it, i very much prefer those atlantic vibes over the mediterranean ones.

oh and later i want to parents twice, didn't like it too much but i guess it's like that whenever you go to a megacity where you don#t know anybody.

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>>73889805
I just cast a spell on you with my beady anglo magic:
>If you fail and fap before the election - Marine fails
>If you manage to hold out until after the election - Marine wins

>>73889779
I do

>>73889779
yes we both need it

>>73889890
cast one on me i can do it easy

>>73889474
Minarchism masterace :^)

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>>73889810

>>73889895
kek

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>>73889810

i must go to scotland

>>73889474
>such short terms prevent any politician from enacting actual change
I never understood the point of term limits in any country.
If someone does a good job, its best to let them keep doing a good job not to force them to leave.
If someone were a corrupt powermonger so popular people keep re-electing him, they would easily continue controlling politics anyway. See: Putin.

>>73889890
Easy desu, but I wanted to fap to celebrate the end of exams

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>>73889647
>I hope more people use this.

>go to anonymous image board
>install 3rd party addons to get rid of anonymity to the point where you could just namefag with your clearname
>"le collect le epic rare flags xDD"
pathetic attentionwhoring and avatarfagging

>>73888465
If are French and don't vote for Macron you are legitimately retarded.

>>73890132
>>73889895

>>73890112
>muh anonymity
gib flags

>>73890132
>hello, I'm a huge sandniggers lover who think the French culture doesn't exist, that colonialism was a crime against humanity but at least I'm a liberal, vote for me!

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tried my best lids

>>73890213
colonialism wasn't a crime against humanity?

>>73890230
do you want some constructive criticism?

>>73890268
yes it was very rushed

im doing an asuka one rn because i am of neutral :V)

>>73890306
gas all anime

>>73890112
It's just like the flags on /int/ but more precise, I don't see the problem

>>73890306
>tried my best
>very rushed
hmm

>>73890346
This

>>73890209
you're like the pokayman go kids but you're even to lazy to go outside.

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>>73889895
looool i like these cards

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>be a britbong
>claim you value traditions and are nationalistic
>obsess over foreign cartoon shows and even buy merchandise

>>73890364
>implying that you didnt play pokemon back then

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>>73890384

>>73890268
No it was not.

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official patron of /fug/

>>73890348
>XDDD LE FLAG HUNTER GENERALS XDDDDDD
>AHAHA BANTER XDDD
>AHAHAHA UR MOOSLIM BECUZ UR FLAG IS FROM FIRST WORLD CUNTRI
>WHERE DE EPIC GREENTEXTS AT LADFAMILYM9S?????

this is all flags ever caused.

>>73890558
you are the only one who is being cancer right now

/fug/ger off

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>>73890534

>>73888724
Don't worry.
If I can tell you a thing about the life cycle of generals (Seen /v4/ fall and the founding of /ka/) is that the first few months are bumpy,the eight month is the golden age and then irony kicks in,which will make the thread go downhill.
Then it gets better for some time because the poisonous elements get tired of constant shitposting.
After that,it's general stagnation in OC,discussion and quality.

>>73890348
See right now we're both french
but if you posted with a normandy flag, and i posted with a brittany flag then people could tell us apart
it defeats the purpose of posting on an anonymous imageboard

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>>73890346
interesting opinion

noted
>>73890355
tried my best as quick as I could x
>>73890384
merely respect my friend

>>73890620
Your point? Is this some kind of African curse?

need an english rose to lightly slap on the butthole and pull her ginger pubic hair

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Anyone else here have eu4? i'm kinda down for some multiplayer but don't want to play with ultra pros like there are on /gsg/

>>73890754
Gingers are Irish

Fuck off Abdul, your flag isn't fooling anyone. A German would know that

>>73890754
english arent ginger

only gingers I have ever known have been scottish or 2nd generation irish immigrants

FACT

>>73890782
>tfw cracked game
>tfw can't multi
>tfw i'm a big fat noob anyway

>>73890740
invading a foreign country unprovokedly sounds like a CAH to me laddy

but then again i don't even know what the exact definition of a CAH is, if there is such a thing, so you might actually be technically right.

still won't change my opinion that colonialism was a shi idea though

>>73890791
all flemish people are gingers lmao

>>73890782
>/gsg/
>ultra pros
If cheesing your way trough a game against the AI is ultra pro,then you are right.
Most just RP as a nation doing irredentist shit

>>73890882
i dont know im really bored
point is i wanna play some multiplayer shit with you guys, no matter what

>>73890791
>>73890790
>french lily
>english rose
>german _________?

i nominate the thistle

>>73890668
only people with extraflags can see anything past the country flag.

>>73890945
talex

>>73890945
why are you still here hungary?

>>73890971
thistle's scottish mate

>>73890981
treed

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>>73889895

>>73890971
edelweiss

>>73890971
Thistle is Scottish

German Cabbage (because you like Sourkraut)

>>73890995
Why not?
It's not like I'm permanently here.
Just passing by.
Like I do with most generals.

>>73890971
german edelweiss?

dont know german flowers

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>>73891021
Like clockwork

>>73890971
nettle

>>73890971
German Oak

Does anyone know about Saint-Maurice, the swiss city ?

>>73890971
Schmetterling

>>73891063
I made this just 4 u >>73891021

>>73890916
what? that sounds nothing like a crime against humanity are you retarded lad
also
>country
lel

>>73891102
Saint Maurice (also Moritz, Morris, or Mauritius) was according to tradition the leader of the legendary Roman Theban Legion in the 3rd century, and one of the favorite and most widely venerated saints of that group. He was the patron saint of several professions, locales, and kingdoms. He is also a highly revered saint in the Coptic Orthodox Church and other Oriental Orthodox churches.

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>>73891021
enjoying the evolution of this

>>73891130
Is there a picture of Nige holding up a sign

Unnecessary generals like this ruin the board

>>73891158
Nige is a traitor. Second the UK left the EU he moved to America

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>>73891158
not right now

brb

>>73890996
oh fuck right

>>73891022
>>73891051

that could work.saupreißn might feel excluded though

>>73891084
sorta the wrong proportions m8

>>73891175
depressing twats like you ruin the board
let people have fun and create oc

>>73891181
We quite literally would not be leaving the EU without him

>>73891221
And he left the second we did, because he knows it will be shit

>>73891195
>sorta the wrong proportions m8
Its the only symbolicaly and proverbially german plant.
I don't know if france and england have their own symbolic trees.

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Where is the settlers frenchman?

>>73891243
oh god dont start this here

shut up

>>73891392
Regardless of opinions on Brexit, I found his behaviour disgusting too. He claimed he was preparing for that for 20 years, and when it happened and his nation would have needed him to give them a stable hand and a vision for the future he bailed and ran back to Brussels.

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gotem

nigel is based

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>>73890971
EEEEEEEEEEEEERIKA

>>73891270
Fun fact. The Oak is the national tree of Germany, France and Britain. (And a bunch of other countries too)

>>73891464
I couldn't care less about nige 2bh his time in the spotlight is over, he did what he came for to do, he could disappear to the cayman isles for all I carw

>>73891464
yeah he was a little opportunistic, but he had done what he set out to do and I think he saw a way to continue that with trump

dont even know what he's doing now

>>73891569
clearly the oak should be the /fug/ symbol

>>73891632
>dont even know what he's doing now
Being butthurt in the Eu parliament like usual. He needs to still attend a mandatory amount of sessions to get his gibsmes.

>>73891662
this!

>>73891662
top oak :^)

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>>73891678
lmao

Both France and Britain are evil motherfuckers except for ironically Germany.

Sorry, but it's true. Creating shitty cunts is far worse than what Germany ever did. I firmly believe this.

>>73891738
agreed, should have left the usa has a cucklony

>>73891738
nice opinion

you can leave now

ah yes the self hating american

>>73891662
/fug/-Hard as wood

>>73891738
>France and Britain more evil than Krauts
nice try Hans

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>>73891738
>Germany arent evil motherfuckers

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An attempt

>>73891738
>Both France and Britain are evil motherfuckers except for ironically Germany.
All of us are evil motherfuckers. There are no non-evil countries in europe because pussy countries don't survive here.

>>73891764
>>73891770
You did this to me, you both have blood on your hands for creating cancer. Have fun with the Muslims.

You both deserve them more than Germany.

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What je your opinion on this ?

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>>73891961
top /fug/

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>>73891969
ah yes because africa and america were so much better before colonisation

>>73891982
my mom had one

>>73891985
I know you enjoy it but you should rather stop with the extra flags memes
It only brings anger banter

>>73891982
pretty qt desu

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>>73891982
Such a cute car.

>>73892073
>mom
stop

>>73892091
>tfw youll never finish your England, Ireland, France and Germany map
:^(

>>73891738
>building a shitty house
>burning a house down

>>73892155
sorry i try

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>of course I reply to yanks

>>73892253
there are /flagtism/ threads every now and then

>>73892308
HAMBURG!

https://de.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=467249049
>german women

>>73892308
https://youtu.be/ieimw3a6Sow

>>73892355
this is why i chose 2D

>>73892311
there is one right now but new flags come like once or twice a week mane
the struggle is really real, thats why i shill. Sorry about it but i really like this extension

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>>73892308
>not voting for the saviour of europe

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>tfw english music is god tier while french music is fucking shit

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what do Germans and French call each other derogatorily?

Britain calls French frogs and Germans krauts
French call British rosbifs and Germans ?
Germans call British ? and French ?

>>73892355
>any 3DPD
You got no one but yourself to blame.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL23880949A4AA56CB
Great listen

können wir hier nicht einfach /deutsch/ sprechen
scheiß auf die froschfresser und anglos

>>73892438
>french music is shi-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8p0BxMykqg

>>73892445
krauts is american you twat

we call germans huns

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i am an unironic euroboo and imma fight all of you (and are nige)

>>73892491
good lad

>>73892484
warum kannst du nicht einfach zurück nach /deutsch/ gehen?
kannst kein english oder wie?

>>73892445
>Germans call British ? and French ?
Inselaffen (island apes) and Froschfresser (frog eater) respectively.

>>73892484
Go to /deutsch/ to speak deutsch.

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>>73892484
>he wants /fug/ to turn into /deutsch/
JUST
U
S
T

>>73892502
that's pretty noice actually
saca di londonia

>>73892355
Unterschicht-pron is so fucking disgusting, especially if it's fetish shit.

It's ALWAYS some wasted looking sunbed milf who doesnt realize that in the end of a day she's just some ugly ass slut that pissed in Ikea.

>>73892445
the french:
franzacken, froschfresser

the british:
inselaffen

>>73892491
pretty sure i've heard this in german
still epic stuff my dude

>>73892445
boches/schleus ? idk desu

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>>73892415
JUST

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>>73892554
not nice because it reminds me of the eternal anglo and dresden

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>>73890384
>implying most anime posters in /fug/ aren't German

>>73892593
I could never feel insulted when french anons call me boche. It sounds so cute, like a endearing pet name.

mach jetzt liegestützen und spiele dann cs:go

>>73892680
why is this cade offering me a sanitary pad?

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>>73890384
r8

Hallo und Servus meddl Loide

>>73892445
We dont have insults for you both, we are too light hearted and kind.

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>>73892717
That's a deep question.

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>>73892557
>be in back of the bus
>2 women turn around and show you their breasts
>"you can touch it anon"
>one of them walks to your seat
>sucks your balls
>the other stands up and gets close to your ear "i want you to get me pregnant anon"
>she sucks the tip before hopping on
>now the other give you her tit and says "drink anon"
>you cum inside
>never see them again
I've fapped to this imagination multiple times when i didn't have access to porn

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>>73892804
metal people

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>>73892943
I know a chinese cartoon just like this

>>73892892
imagine some timetravellers from the year 1800 or something arrived tommorow at your doorstep and you would have to explain your pic related. how would you even begin?

post some good poetry from your cunt m80s

>>73892445
Boches, chleuhs, fritz, teutons
Rosbifs for the english

>>73893082
Der Sonnenbank Flavour-Solarium Flow
Zur Hilfe hast du deine Kameraden geholt
Jungs schaut mir in die Kerbe, sagt mir jetzt wer ist straighter
Das ist der Sonnenbank Flavour
Der Sonnenbankflavour - Die künstliche Bräune
Du kannst sie alle holen, komm ich fick deine Freunde
Jungs, gebt euch keine Mühe, für mich seid ihr alle Raver
Das ist der Sonnenbank Flavour

I am from Basel you mongos

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>>73893125
All of those don't sound like insults to me desu

>>73893082
Poetry is something that doesn't really work if you don't have a good grasp of the language. Most people here speak English well enough but I doubt the same is true for French and German.

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>>73893168
They are

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>>73892952
>throws you the beatings out

>>73893168
hey Todd I pirated your fucking game

Are we freed from the stupid and nazis from /deutsch/ here?

>>73893269
don't jinx it

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>>73893229
ZZZZZZZzzzzz....hmmmhmmm...huh? w-what? what did you say?

>>73893269
/deutsch/ has nazis and /brit/ has communists

/fug/ is a radical centrist general

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>>73893221
MY FATHER IS DEAD AND MY SISTER, DUDE, WHAT SHOULD THIS FUCK SHIT?

>>73893292
I
PIRATED
FALLOUT
4

and theres nothing you can do about it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e85ZRDawAt0


Ah yes good old yank music

>>73893082
there's only one I know by heart (well the start)

par les soirs bleus d'été, j'irai dans les sentiers
picoté par les blés, fouler l'herbe menue
rêver, j'en sentirai la fraîcheur a mes pieds
et j'irai loin, bien loin comme un bohémien

>>73893033
i'd say that it was pornography

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>>73893362
I WILL SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN, AND THROW YOUR BODY ON THE NEXT MOUNTAIN WHICH THE PLAYER CAN CLIMB. BUY MY GAME! BUY IT WITH MONEY! LOTS OF MONEY!

>>73893221
>>73892952
why do you faggots have to force this on every German online presence in existance.

that shit wasnt even funny when it was OC and it was so unfunny the only person who contiued harassing this autist quit.

>>73893082
LES SANGLOTS LONGS DES VIOLONS DE L AUTOMNE
BERCENT MON COEUR D'UNE LANGUEUR MONOTONE

>>73893430
Fallout 4 is trash Todd, better giving back the rights to Obsidian

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>>73893445

>>73893461
Obsidian is now terrible too though.

>>73893479
Tyranny was quite disappointing but maybe PoE2 will improve. I haven't completely given up hope yet.

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>>73893479
True.

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>>73893461
This is it.
Any last words, frog?

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>>73893354
I'll call great-cousin Alfred

>>73893492
doin a poo

Am I the only one who likes watching parliamentary debates on youtube?
The House of Commons during PM questions is especially entertaining, they got this casual pub-banter atmosphere going on that is so enjoyable.

The Bundestag is most of the time pretty serious by comparison.
Does the french parliament have something like it? my french is only good enough for reading sadly.

>>73893590
havin a wank

>>73893552
Petain did nothing wrong.

>>73893434
RAINER, QUIEEET

> /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/
what do you expect?/deutsch/ is included in the title so i will post some memes from this general

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>>73892025
They weren't, but Africa is still kind of shit and America is somewhat 3rd world compared to other 1st world countries. America is getting better, however, not because of you though.

I used to like you Britain. No, I --loved-- you as a son. We both did, me and Canada. But you fucked with us, for money, like the pack donkeys we were just to have your little stupid wars with France.

You didn't give a shit about us, or our well-being! No, you always wanted to fucking gold farm us just to tango with France. Always about you and France, wasn't it? It was NEVER about us. Narcissistic fuck.

"Always about the mother country, always about the motherland!"

You would gold farm us until we DROPPED FUCKING DEAD WOULDN'T YOU

Yeah I bet you would, scumbag.

Don't talk to me, ever again.

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>mfw I could heem anyone in this thread

>>73893417
well

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>>73893604
The House of Commons is twats shouting at other twats.

>>73893604
I think it's mostly everyone sleeping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH-9TSlwqCA

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>>73893628

>>73893604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZPTZuwwHng

yeah

>>73893533
>Tyranny was quite disappointing
That was a real shame, it had a lot of potential. I liked the magic system and how character is build, but the story is super rushed.

>>73893669
It has some very good moments.

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>>73893585
you son of a bitch, what kind of rag are you?

>>73893434
He has such a blithely attitude and a warm voice. And his stupidity always produces funny expressions and actions.

>>73893687
french politics sound pretty wild lel

>>73893632
meanwhile french and british dont post any of their own banter
On one side it makes them seem weak, on the other it portraits us as cancer

Where the fuck is /brit/?

Not a fan of this shite

>>73893729
>It has some very good moments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0dyHeQhiWg

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>>73893706
can see may laughing her arse off down there

>>73893776
what are those bastards laughing at

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>>73893749
I can post /brit/ gimmicks if you'd like

(spoiler: you won't like)

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>>73893669

>>73893735
that would be intentional brovocation

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>>73893832

>>73893749
/fr/ is full of norms and attention whores so we sadly don't have any good gimmicks
dreadful really

>>73893749
>germans
>not cancerous

>>73893832
Give us the best memes from /brit/. I never go there but would enjoy densely compressed memery from there

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>>73893870

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>>73893934
Screeching

>>73893832
so who is this again?

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>>73893604
Frankly it's nothing much. French politics are full to the brim with the same corrupt assholes for the last 40 years so well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmhFLUesQBs
Get some major ass whooping however, by based Marion.

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miss big dave

miss are nige

miss red ed

miss 2014 and 2015 /brit/ desu

>>73893956
>be France
>unite Europe a dozen of times

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>>73893867
you're a spastic, my dude

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>>73893918

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>>73894005

>>73893776
I'm gonna miss Cameron
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkGpXM85qJE