Western Europe Master Race edition
MEDDL LOIDE
i want to see her boobies
>subhuman general
>>73894288
memes
>>73894376
@73894343
STOP STELLEN /DEUTSCH/ I(N DEN TITEL
>>73894360
t.
>>73894376
>so you defend yourself but you get sent to jail for hurting the robber
>>73894288
notice all of them look like trannies? One on the right obviously squeals "call me caitlyn". One in the middle very muscular, wide manly shoulders, narrow manlyhips, etc.. One on the left is hidden.
>>73894425
JUST
>>73894376
>>73894360
magyar monkey
>Dayjah vu
>Kudetah
>Wa-la
>>73894306
i forgot about this image
>>73894441
>disrespecting Jaime Pressly
Fucking swarthy Lithuanians
>>73894470
dont post that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBumQHPAeU
>>73894288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZVsLwQCnak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ1sCgqwDec
feel time
>>73894481
ever sine i learned a bit of french i live in constant fear of the french language-inquisition in their flowery shirts, semibald head and katanas
>>73894470
no... no i don't like his one
>>73894470
>>73894611
does he also do this to /deutsch/ and /fr/
>>73894611
>>73894521
i felt a bit like garbage when i saw it as well desu
>>73894548
You need to go back.
>>73894673
no wtf
not that i know of, kek
what rule was he trying to enforce?
>>73894288
FFFFRANCE AND BRITAAAAAAAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>73894470
holy shit
>Hey anon. Seen any Britbois around?
How do you react?
>>73894739
>not yet my catholic and celtic brother
>>73894695
>>73894739
I'm sure some will come along soon
*rings up SRR/Mi5 deathsquad*
>>73894610
*blocks your path*
Did you just say "la pain" ?
By the way these guys are called "the Immortals". No one can kill them
>>73894739
nah
Post this pic in opening post on next thread
>>73894702
I don't have the screenshot some other britanon can probably help you
a mod came into /brit/ and said that new threads could only be made once the old one was on page 8
now the janitor deletes any new thread made until the old one is past page 8, usually within seconds of its creation. /brit/ has a very interesting relationship with the moderators to say the least
they say he does it for free to this day
>>73894288
Just wanted to say that I love the idea of fug. New here, but will probably stay
>>73894865
>>73894739
Heard their meeting up in Derry on sunday, you should check it out. It'll be a bloody good laugh.
>select all the images that match "gas station"
>"gas station"
R EEEEEEEE
>>73894818
>the immortals
this just keeps on getting better and better.is france an MMORPG?
germany doesn't have a lot of these kind of obscure traditions because we got a hard reset after 1945.
how many immortals are there?
>>73894927
buy a pass you silly goy
>>73894818
>finky
PAUVRE CONNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3nDb2pr-As
This + Speed 1.25 = pure ORGASM
>>73894916
>>73894865
Speaking of.
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag to the Queen. I hope she sticks around for a long time.
Last true european monarch.
>>73894898
I remember when you spammed up the whole catalogue,and I got banned for making a thread as well,for "participating in a raid"
>>73894898
>for free
that can't be true
>>73894968
Harry Potter and the Million Selfies
>>73894968
T H I C C
>>73894939
36
http://www.academie-francaise.fr/les-immortels/les-quarante-aujourdhui
>a nog and a chink
not a fan
>>73894980
BOMBEN AUF BUCKINGHAM PALAST
>>73894927
>not using the legacy captcha
>>73894986
whoops
Chers compatriotes, si vous hésitiez entre Merluchon et Malika le pen...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oez82yVNKpI
Keto loide
>>73895024
met un trigger warning la prochaine fois broski
>>73894909
Welcome brother
DEUTSCHE OUT!!
>>73894939
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acad%C3%A9mie_fran%C3%A7aise#Membership
>Members are known as les Immortels (the Immortals) because of the motto, À l'immortalité ("To Immortality"), that is on the official seal of the charter granted by Cardinal Richelieu.[2]
There are 40 of them
why is the incredibly asshurt German spamming now jej
>>73895049
Haha,see the tomoko edition? That's me!
I would fuck the middle one with the burning fury of a thousand exploding suns.
>>73895125
>>73894888
Perfect image for /fug/, what's the source?
>>73895075
What does it show us?
>>73894470
high tier memery
>>73895011
>36
i can fight maeby one or two of them but what if they all gang up on me
>>73895165
Kantai Collection I believe
>>73895145
What's that game about?
Thoughts
>>73894470
>tfw ywn be in the army
>>73895059
Who is that supposed to be talking in the middle part?
>>73895199
building stuff with blocks
it's one of those nu-games but at least it's not a crafting survival simulator
>>73895233
>>73895230
JOE COOOOOOOOOOOLE
>>73894288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KSJY0c8QWw
Let's face it. We're weak. I-I'm ready for our new overlords.
>>73895185
I'LL JUST STAND HERE UNTIL THE VOLKSZORN BOILS OVER
Oi oi
http://www.strawpoll.me/12796884
http://www.strawpoll.me/12796884
http://www.strawpoll.me/12796884
>>73894888
>KanColle
>>73895185
Nice coat.
>>73895302
>>73895302
>>73895230
2006 edition was such great
>>73894999
wtf he looks like a complete gimp
even more than he actually is
>>73895129
very cheeky
he once got very angry at us making fun of him and started banning anyone and everyone that posted for 3 days
hope the cunt got fired for that
Da dies hier /fug/ ist, sollten alle Beiträge auf Deutsch, Englisch und Französisch formuliert werden.
Since this is /fug/, all contributions should be formulated in German, English and French.*
Tous les contributions devont être formulés en Allemand, Anglais et Francais, parce que ceci est /fug/.*
* Der Stern bedeutet, dass dies für mich eine Fremdsprache ist. The star means, that this is a foreign language for me. L'étoile signifie que c'est une langue étrangère pour moi.
>>73895233
scared
need a hug now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGouV7BXcMU
[[disclaimer: only click if you promise not to judge me]]
>>73895233
Pensées
>>73894288
>/brit/ has Karen
>/deutsch/ has Stroheim
who is the anime patriot of France?
>>73895251
unless, of course, you join the army
>>73895378
ok
in Ordnung
d'accord
>>73895416
An excellent, excellent question indeed
>>73895416
We don't since we aren't unoriginal weaboo fucktards.
>>73895355
>he once got very angry at us making fun of him and started banning anyone and everyone that posted for 3 days hope the cunt got fired for that
Kek what? Everyone?
Daily reminder that Britain is the whitest country in /fug/
>>73895233
>If placed at the center of the Solar System, its photosphere would at least engulf the orbit of Jupiter.
>>73895406
>tfw you read penises instead of pensées but the image shows a cervix
>>73895479
speak for yourself
>>73895177
ziz show us, that carbs are the jews under ze macros
>>73895406
how deep do I have to insert my fingers to feel my cervix?
the relationship between /brit/ and their appointed janitor reminds me so much of a cartoon or something. maybe tom and jerry.
>>73895251
>might have to join the army to actually get a job
>>73894521
Come to think about it i might op for that look, perhaps minus the glengarry hat- a bit too highland
>>73895437
I tried and was rejected on medical grounds
>people born in 2000 are 17 this year
>they lost their virginity before you
>>73895101
nein
>>73895542
>brit has an appointed janny
Top lol
>>73895536
Ich weiss nicht, mademoiselle.
Why would you want to do that?
>>73895479
But we're literally the most weaboo country after Japan.
>>73895564
>it's legal to shag girls who were born in a different millennium to you
Weird innit
>>73895558
ouch
also,if you ever post a picture of that creature again, i'll file a complaint with the /fug/-management
>>73895605
I want to know what a cervix feels like?
>>73895558
please do NOT post my gf ever again
>>73895594
We used to, I think he quit. People keep making early threads these days and it triggers me
>>73895532
*it was a hologram*
Dumb mangaposter
>>73895612
Maybe it has to do with the fact that brits and germs lack any sense of identity ?
>>73895416
Asuka*
>>73895613
hnnngg
>>73895613
kinda hot
>>73895558
what were the grounds?
>acute runtosis
>>73895642
I guess insert as deep as possible?
It can't hurt.
>>73895636
>>73895650
TOP SLAG cannot be constrained
>tfw in 2050 you'll be 58 years old
>too old for the race war
merde
>>73895523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNJ05NfM-4Y
Stop posting this nonsense picture.
>>73895281
Just some commies whining because they think Marine le pen will take advantage of the last terrorist attack.
>>73895656
>think he quit
Oh no he most certainly has not, he keeps deleting slightly early threads , even when they have like 170 replies, then all of a sudden *bam* Jannie'd
>>73895716
every day we stray further from god
>>73895667
Ok, Abdulhejide. We don't have identity but like, ok. The country that doesn't even list races has the most sense of identity. OK.
>>73895716
RED DRESS
RED DRESS
>>73895481
whenever he steps out of line people begin posting pic related and variations thereof (he's from devon)
he banned anyone posting an image of david mitchell for the whole night
by the end about half the population of the thread or more was gone
>>73895532
>>73895612
show me a good French animeme character.
Then we can create an anime wallpaper.
>>73895672
>an unbearable slutty brat
Seems fitting
At least she is pretty.
>>73895511
I have very dark brown hair, grey eyes and moderately tanned skin.
I don't want to be a stupid low test pasty skinned blondecuck by any means. The people all around me don't have blonde hair either, they all have dark hair.
>>73895690
>what were the grounds?
Ruptured ACL
The GP brought two medical students to marvel at my weird knee.
The specialist he sent me to had me wait whilst he brought a colleague to look at my weird knee
And the army rejected me because I hadnt had reconstruction surgery, which itself is a bar to service
>>73895813
Must have dem roman genetics
>>73895293
jesus christ
>>73895710
i /fug/ged a girl yesterday and today she texted me that *we* (her words) hurt her a little down there by playing too roughly. feeling kinda bad about it, even though she says it didn't hurt during sex and only now a little when she crosses her legs.
anybody else know the big dick struggle?
>>73895735
It's literally perfect triggering material for /pol/.
>>73895233
>mfw people believing that planets are round
>>73895788
i got your back pham
she's a slut tho
>>73895823
that's a shame lad...would it be same for the Navy?
>>73895302
goddamn
i hope european politicians go to hell
>Brit empire
>French empire
>Germ reiches
i don't think so much accumulated filth should be allowed to gather in one place, if not for extermination, and i see non nuke falling on this general any time soon
>>73895895
isn't the navy entry test just sucking as many dicks as you can
>>73895864
>Watching the news
It's like watching gay porn and claiming not to be gay.
>>73895890
never 5get
>>73895895
I'm forbidden from serving in the military because my knee is all fucked up
>>73895953
parfaite
Business idea: Keep expanding the general until it's an EU general
>>73894898
>Janny does it for free
>>73895293
>VY Canis Majoris
Literally me
>>73895930
why is drake dancing like he just shat his pants?
>>73895728
Thats not too old for the race-war
>>73895293
I like this as they help me scale in my head the idea of an enclosed solar system, like in the elder scrolls
>>73895788
controversial opinion:
the french anime person could be someone from Wakfu (wakfu is a french anime)
>>73895977
WTF GERMANY
APOLOGISE NOW
>>73896017
>>73895912
Is it weird that I got an erection from this pic?
>tfw no german qt gf
>>73895861
bitches ain't complainin
>>73895672
Best girl.
>>73896006
Then leave the general
>>73896007
how's the family jannie?
>>73896044
>spoopy music
>>73895977
zerschmettert die Feinde des Führers.
Vorwärts zum Endsieg
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>73896027
extremely popular and widespread opinion:
anime is shit
>>73895977
Not the Tour Eiffel, mon Dieu
>>73896056
exactly :^)
>he is a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
>>73896021
>Question that hoodrat culture
>>73896006
what are the converging criteria?
>>73896053
yeah, neither is she. i'll see her again soon. still don't like the idea of hurting a girl like that
>>73896076
anime is good
anyone watched this show? comfy comedy from the 1980s set in occupied France with Brits speaking in bad French accents
>>73894898
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
>>73896109
reminds me a bit of myself desu
>>73896145
ok wtf this actually had me laughing
>>73896076
I like anime.
>>73896139
morning after, "You know, I don't like doggy"
>does it again
>>73896145
what anime lmfao
>>73896145
what the fuck japan
>>73895788
Polunareffu
>>73896145
wtf I hate Japan now
>>73896280
VERY good post
Is this accurate?
>>73896280
looks like a girl i went to secondary and college with
she had big tits too
Who can compare french, brit and german bitches?
I only did french. It's ok. On a very small sample, blonde smelled nicer. In a kinky way ofc, not roses.
>>73896263
Yondemasuyo, Azazel-san apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tp0BkbSCEg
>>73896307
I unironically acted like him one day in a pub in Bristol. Throwing "très bien" around and acting flirty with every girls.
I managed to score by acting ridiculously french. Best feeling in the world
>>73896382
slightly awkward girl with massive chebs masterrace
Leute, seid ihr zufrieden mit dem Bildungssystem in eurem Land?
Wenn nicht, was sollte sich ändern?
>>73896372
Yes
>>73896280
noice
would post the other i have but i'm afraid janny might not like it
>>73896239
the never ending cycle. i've read that a womans brain emits a hormone after she gave birth that make her forget in part the pain she went through. might be the same about rough sex
>>73896372
>Germans are autistic ecologists who watch weird porn
yes
>>73896413
noice
Did the brits call you a fag, tho?
>>73896451
fuck the janny :^)
>>73895750
Excellent Post
What is the character Andy Cap known as in Germany?
a)Dick Tingeler
b)Helmut Schmacker
c)Willy Wakker
>>73896427
>Hey anon, wanna go to the party next week ?
>>73896441
I used to be, they keep making it worse.
>removing schools for special needs children and forcing them into the same classes with everyone else
>getting rid of student quotas for immigrants in classes
>reducing the length of Abitur to two years
I could go on, but it just makes me depressed.
Brits, why do we like dismantling empires so much ?
thoughts on our Winston, lads?
french underground https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW7vgu3yFWU&index=65&list=PLbRf7bcUkIC10jaHe7yNkh4fx-eAeTRQY
>>73896598
Self-determination is the newest fad
>>73896608
I like his top hat
Germans recommend me some more rap songs please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1yb89JO1xg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZxn5JvgYlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2su-1t1wZA
>>73896413
TORÉ BIEN
MMMMMMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrIkMvrNH04
>>73896693
Schöner schneidender Freund
>>73896372
>Monty Python silly walks
Not allbritish culture, but a nice bit
>Over all a good post, anon
>>73896693
ob du behindert bist
>>73896693
thanks
>>73896693
that's a big image
>>73896693
We are franks, we're a proud people with brown hair and eyes
>>73896491
Not really, people were nice and were asking me to pronounce words in English, like squirrel. We had a good time with that group of fellows, talking about history and such.
I guess it helps that I'm tall and big, with a friendly face (186cm and 90kg) so I impose respect
No bully
>>73896693
autism
>>73894470
hmm think this is a little historically inaccurate actually
F R A N C E
R
A
N
C
E
>>73896372
...so we're basically Austin Powers ?
(Hentai ? San Goku ?)
Rate
>>73896818
is this real?
hello bruders
>/brit/ so dead they had to merge with other shit countries
>>73896818
>you will never bathe with kate
>>73896768
>>73896783
> tall and big, with a friendly face
>>73896783
YOU'RE A BIG GUY
>>73896818
>naked baby
wow wow wow, stop right there, pedophile scum
>>73896881
I should try this
Is it legal in France?
>>73896881
>0.1% Ashkenazi
>>73896875
>>73896900
>inb4 Charles abdicates because William & Kate are better liked
>>73896671
Disgusting
>>73896898
this is a relatively slow board
>>73896865
nice stugs you camper
>>73896898
/cum/ was a good idea lad. /fug/ is just following in your footsteps. You should be proud that other generals want to emulate the multi-national nature of yours
>>73896875
no they're actors
Alright lads, is this a new proper general just a meme because fug sounds funny?
Also, thoughts on Karen?
>>73895775
good taste
>>73896881
>France and German
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7H54phktnw
>>73897014
Karen is a filthy whore
>>73896991
Only have stugs apart from 3 (three) Befehlspanzer 4
>>73897014
wo knows
>>73897036
WE
WUZ
FRANKS
>>73896671
anything by MaKss Damage
>>73897039
>>73896881
how do I use this to find out?
>>73897014
cute
>>73896940
I should think so, I wouldn't be surprised if they banned it though, they banned paternity tests in France IIRC
>>73896545
>removing schools for special needs children and forcing them into the same classes with everyone else
they just want equal chances for everyone
>getting rid of student quotas for immigrants in classes
that's just dumb
>reducing the length of Abitur to two years
such actions will render higher education worthless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rrqMCW26EM
>>73897112
>>73896940
>>73896930
Done some lifting and Boxing/Savate. It really helps to get big frankly. Never had any problem since then. Just try guys. It saved my life. Might as well save yours.
>>73896818
That face is so British it hurts
>>73897092
ey?
>>73896898
/brit/ is 5 times faster than this thread
how accurate is this?
>>73897061
>>73897131
>they just want equal chances for everyone
But that doesn't give everyone equal chances. kids with learning disabilities don't get equal chances if they are taught the same way as everyone else. They can only get equal chances if they get education tailored to their needs and with teachers specifically trained to deal with it.
This way they just drag down the rest of the class and demand so much of the teachers attention they don't have time for anyone else.
Its really just about saving money and virtue signalling. Fucking liberal scumbags just pretend to care about others, but in reality its too much hassle for them.
>>73897014
>Alright lads, is this a new proper general just a meme because fug sounds funny?
to start yes
now not so much
>>73896783
>tfw 182 cm, look way too young, aggressive, rude, not effeminate but not manly either
I hate myself, I'm just a little brat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTDEPOK1-nk
Teutates
>>73897235
Not accurate at all
>>73897166
Wasn't being sarcastic fella, I was giving you a shoutout because I too know the feels of being a big guy with a friendly face
>>73897131
But retards can't and don't have equal chances
>>73897312
Tsundere
>>73897295
>tfw 9/10 face with strong chin but perma-autist
I know your feel.
>>73897253
speaking of which i was blonde with platinum blonde hair but thy darkened over time
i don'"t suppose there's a way to get them back ?
>>73897347
I DNT WNT 2 BREGSIT
Every time I talk to an American flag I'm reminded how much I hate my countrymen.
>>73897301
how would you fix it?
i feel like Britain is definitely a right-wing country, and a fairly capitalist one at that. We also have a nanny/police state.
France is very, very socialist. Moreso than most countries. A lot of the institutions in France are communistic in nature and workers unions/strikes dominate French culture
Germany is a mixed market but very capitalistic. I forgot about their welfare programmes though.
>>73897352
No, because at least, girls (probably) think you're hot
(btw, I'm probably autistic as well)
>>73897352
iktf
Got chatted up by a bunch of sluts on a bus a month ago and pretended not to hear them (didn't have headphones in btw)
>>73897235
I'm fairly certain we're more socialist than the UK (not as much as France though). The UK has a much more liberal tradition however, with France and Germany being much more authoritarian and statist. This has changed in the recent years though, so I'm not certain to which extent that is still true. In some regards the UK is likely more liberal, in others not so much, e.g. when it comes to civic liberties (police and intelligence agencies generally have more power in the UK).
>>73897406
This would be improved if the 1707 Union Jack was edited onto the object
>>73897295
Just do some Boxe Française m8. It'll boost your social gains and you'll get in shape, as well as doing a truly pompous sport.
Also there are a lot of girls, and you don't know bliss until you kissed a girl on the cheek, slightly sweating and panting, after coming a bit late to training.
>>73897310
My bad then. Truly the best feel, some old woman asked me for some change back at the store saying I had a nice looking face despite looking big and I was quite pleased with it. It's like people think you're nice and honest just by your appearances.
>>73897411
Your country has fallen. I am sorry but its too late
>>73897406
It's basically the other way round desu
>>73897415
>Germany
>Very capitalistic
Ah yes becuase a 65% tax rate is so capitalist
Germany is more authoritarian than us and height countries are right wing
I HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM
HENRY THE EIGHTH I AMI AM
HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM
>>73897257
That's an interesting interpretation, since here we don't know such things as "Gesamtschule" and have an education system that's rather based on competition, personal performance and selection. I often hear from my leftist student friends that the german or norwegian system is better because of it's tolerance for weaker pupils.
>>73897415
Lol I know people who think the government subsiding people installing solar panels is far leftist socialist tyranny. I'm not exaggerating in the slightest. Can't imagine what they would think of Britain or especially France. Probably think it was the same as North Korea.
>>73897536
I don't want to kick asses/get my ass kicked, m8
>>73897539
i like arses
>>73897602
I would be very surprised if in Switzerland literally retarded people are educated together with non-retarded people.
>>73897624
Yet.
>>73897610
Americans pay more in taxes than us
>>73897131
>they just want equal chances for everyone
they want impossible. These kids already lost DNA lottery
>>73894919
>How do we show we're not the bad guys, Hans?
>Just put an angryskull in there, Fritz. That always goes over well with the SS comitees.
>>73897477
>>73897558
Hmm is this any closer?
>>73897710
Having socialized healthcare makes you Stalinist Russia in the minds of people I'm talking about.
>>73897602
>since here we don't know such things as "Gesamtschule"
Gesamtschule is something different actually.
We have Hauptschule, Realschule and Gymnasium. Pretty much like you as far as I know. We just also have "Gesamtschule" type that is basically Realschule but with specific courses on gymnasium level for people who show particular skill in that field. Mostly for kids who were "rated" at Realschul nievau in 6th grade, but want to keep open the option of improving to a higher level of education and going into Abitur.
The special needs schools were/are a seperate thing entirely again.
>>73897774
The NHS is shit anyway
>>73897884
>>73897884
>>73897884
new etc.
>>73897737
It's probably closer to the truth.
As I said, it's hard to quantify because some countries are very liberal in some regards and very authoritarian in others. Very socialist in some ways and very capitalist in others.
>>73896598
Evil, greedy technocratic empire.
>>73897922
hue
>>73896671
Hi Chicago, have you ever been to Paris?
>>73897825
Do people die from not having health coverage in your country? They do in mine.
>>73897785
>BBC considered this acceptable kids television in 2002
>>73897935
Like
>>73897014
She's shit and usually ruins the whole episode.
Why don't you include Italy? The four countries constitute the core of western Europe
>>73897235
Swap UK and Germany.
>>73898036
Nah not really. They are much closer to a police state, than we are.
>>73897961
Is there a version where theyre naked?
>>73897961
And what's wrong with it?
>>73897662
You need to go back
>>73897825
What did I just read