Culture Pals /cp/

>>73859440

>>73847715

>>73859465
How did it end up working out?

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>going to /adv/ unironically

Can I use this to find a friend to practise language with or is it now international tinder?

>>73859521

Literally exactly as you saw it. She just showed me around her town. Things seemed different that time. The first time we met back in December 2015 was great. But that last time was strange. We talk now once every month or so

>>73859570

Yeah you can make friends

>>73859596
;_;

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>>73859626

to sum up what happened.

>We met in December, had great time. >When I got back to the US, we kept talking.
>She told me she liked me.
>but she was scared of LDR.
>we get lewd for a few months.
>talk about meeting again
>I buy tickets for sept
>in May she goes through some shit in her life.
>don't talk much May or June
>she sends me one of those Flip-page happy birthday video things (pic) in July on my birthday
>have long talk because it's been a few weeks of no contact
>find out she met Chad
>go into pretty bad depression
>don't cancel tickets

And well you saw the rest lol

>>73859440

Jesus fucking christ I wish that guy wasn't from here. Too weak to live imo

I'm trying to find out if a girl is a fake

Evidence against her being fake:
>no results for any of her pics
>gave me her phone number
>hasn't gotten immediately sexual for no reason

Evidence for her being fake:
>INSANE fucking figure, too good for interpals
>gave me her number after a few hours

I just don't know...

>>73859839
ask for feet pics

I secretly lurk in these threads

>>73859839

Have you called her?

>>73859934
It's not so much of a secret now, anon!

>>73859782
>>find out she met Chad
>>go into pretty bad depression
I've been there. How'd you get out of it?

>>73859982

The only way is hookers and blow anon.

>>73859839
Ask for a timestamp with face visible.

>>73859949
Just forget about it

LDRs are shit. I'll share with you some words that changed my life: "If you ain't got your dick in her, somebody else got his dick in her" - President Donald Trump

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>>73859982

Closure I guess. I had terrible depression and anxiety up until we met again. But that night where I posted those sad posts, I went to Venice (pic related) and sat in a WaterBus for a while and just chilled out. I think the closure really cleared my head or something. That evening I felt completely clear and carefree. I knew then that it was 100% over.

Can someone Redpill me on Romanian women? How accurate is the gypsy, and/or greencard stereotype?

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what are some good questions to roll with?

>>73860166
quick rundown
all grills be fishing for greencards
if she don't look like a poo in loo she ain't no gypo

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Am I in the clear, /cp/?

Girls without pics can really be cute.
And this girl is just like me inside.
I really like her and she has no one to talk to.

The problem is that she was crying because someone said that she had mental problems.

>>73860360
Comfort her my man. Say that she doesn't have emotional problems, just that she's lonely. Tell her how much you enjoy her company and maybe even send her a vocaroo voice message cheering her up.

>>73860394
I'm trying that. She had a cool personality.

>>73860351

LEWD

>>73860351
The tunnel has been cleared for you to drive through.

>>73860427
Def do the vocaroo though, maybe even say all those things over voice. She probably wants to hear another persons voice telling her everything will be okay.

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>Get a message from a guy
>Profile pic is an erect penis
>"Hey"
>Moments later "User is inactive"
>mfw

Is everybody on this site trying to fuck or can I just practice language?

>>73860112
How long did you spend with her the first time?

>>73860909
Good morning Columbus

>>73860909
Either or

>>73860966
It's not morning here
>>73860993
Thanks. I'm learning French but now I'm thinking I could meet some qts on the side.

>>73861014
Neither it is here.

It's a saying, here at least

When you figure out something obvious you say

>Dobro jutro Kolumbo
>Good morning Columbus

>>73861133
That's cool. What about Chris Columbus does the saying come from?

I have added an image to my profile today, and now a girl is writing "hi" to me.
What is it even that you are supposed to write/talk about?
Why would she write me if I am not even in her country, nor plan to visit it?
I think I am too autistic for this...
pls help.

>>73861283
What country?

>>73861283
Enjoy a conversation with someone, if that is what you want. You don't need to visit their country or learn their language to have one of those, do you?

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>>73861334
Uruguay.
She doesn't seem like a bot.

>>73861339
I can't actually enjoy conversations I think.
Especially not online.
Its ok, when I can pretend to be a 16 yo. Japanese girl on one of those random chat sites, but this is too much for me.

>>73861435
Why not pretend to be a 16 year old anime girl on interpals then? You can roleplay with all the turkishmen! Actually, scratch that. You probably interact with them enough in Germany.

>>73861491
It stopped being fun at some point.

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>>73860909
Bit of column A, bit of column B.

>>73860956

Just 2 days. But that's just because my trip to Italy was already preplanned before we even first messaged on IP. I was only in her region for 3 days

>>73861545
Your pic gives me memories of Shed 17

>>73861158
I don't know

it was something about him being slow so you tell it to people who slowly get things

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Anybody want to take a shot at this British Muslim? Doesn't look bad DESU

>>73861865
YES

>>73861865
not worth losing my head if im being honest

Redpill me on black French girls.

>>73861949
one just viewed my profile and shes pretty hot

>>73861994
Is her profile asking for money?

Really hot girl messaged me but she's shit with conversation. Short, closed responses etc. Should I just drop her?

>>73861903

/CandiceLydia
Goodluck Anon

>>73861907
Don't you value diversity >:(

>>73862022
I think jokingly. Was her name Elizabeth? This could be the same girl

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>qt falling for you, try to distance yourself from her not to get attached
>you get attached anyways but you're not sure she is still interested in you
Can't tell if tihs is happening or it's just my insecurity but goddamn this sucks.

>>73862046
>/CandiceLydia
Thanks, my dude. But If I get beheaded pls remember me as a kind and gentle qt hunter

>>73862034
No, if she messaged you it means she has some interest, so it can lead to nudes down the line. It's possible she's a little nervous, or shy so try changing tactics a little to get her to open up.

>>73862104
Seems like a lot of effort for little payoff. Her face is better than her body

>>73862072
Same girl then
>jokingly
I hope so as well

>>73862124
I can see where you're coming from than. What cunt is she from?

>>73862234
China

>>73862278
>chinese
just drop her to be honest. That or start flirting

>>73862278

Gross

>>73862440
>>73863093
Dropped her. Americans with no pic keep viewing me

>>73863591
default picture probably looks better than what you'd see anyway.

>>73863606

Lmao

>>73863606
hahahahahaha

>>73863591

Post profile so we can add you as friend

>>73863606
Noice
>>73863654
https://www.interpals.net/jocnz please do not bully me thanks

>>73863631

What do you think of songs about whores?

https://youtu.be/VOQtB0xTiek

>girl talks about her trip to Italy
>complains about people not stopping trying to flirt, following her around and trying to get kisses

Chances of this being a middle easterner or are Italians like this?

>>73863754

well, Italians only give a shit about 3 things:

1. Food
2. Alcohol
3. Sex

My Italian QT of the past told me literally "Italians live for pleasure. This is our way of life"

Belarusian qt wants me to visit her in Minsk in July. Should I?

>>73863867

Belarus would be extremely interesting Tbh.

You're not trainbro are you?

>>73863701

Ironically isn't the girl who sings a major whore ?

I guess she knows what she's talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi0yMHBV-Lg

Here's one for all the military guys there

While I'm guarding our homeland
instead of sitting and getting high
While I'm learning in the military
You're fucking some civvie

Admit nicely and I'll be more gentle
Who kisses you while I'm on guard
It's not nice that you're getting fucked
While I serve the people in the army

I'm pretty sure he got it exactly right.
>>73863754
They flirt, they try to get kisses, but they don't follow anybody to be honest, plenty of chicks love italians

>>73863899
Nah. I've just come back to /cp/ after a year long hiatus. My old profile is featured in the "sperg squad" picture.

>>73864001

post profile

>>73863701
>>73863932

Aлco there are so many songs about whores I know...
But i'm going to leave you with a russian one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpQIKCUkUqM

I hope you understand it

But if you don't

http://lyricstranslate.com/en/Chastushki-Chastushki.html

Girl were swimming in the lake
They found a rubber dildo
they were fucking all day long
They even didn’t go to school

>>73864047

I just sent that song to one of my friends who's girlfriend is Russian. I told him to play that the next time they go for a drive. I didn't tell him the contents of that song either

>>73864119
Haha
Good job anon, i'm sure she laugh her ass off

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>>73864235

>>73864270
>her sides are in orbit
>top kek
stop spouting memes irl lad.

>>73864324

we've both been 4chan lurkers for at least 8 years. He is going normie tho because of his girlfriend, I'm still an autist

https://youtu.be/zLgP15W37j4

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>73864664

/Soren21

>>73864684
I made her take off those glasses for me.

>>73864690

WHAT

>>73864701
Not really I was fibbing.

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>>73864722

Wew

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Go to bed guys.

>>73864907
No

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>>73864907

You don't tell me what to do

>>73864931
Yes

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>>73864931
>>73864935
But it's late.

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>>73864990

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>>73864946
>>73864990
It's only 9:30
IT'S NOT MY BED TIME YET

>>73865026
Go to sleep san francisco

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>>73865020

>>73865052
Incorrect

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>>73865063

Grrrrr

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>>73865026

Why do people get upset when you flirt with them when they have flrting in their profiles wants? Or am I just ugly.

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>>73865098
weak
cats are better

>American girl messages me
>she actually is asking me questions and making jokes
>kind of cute

Okay, what could go wrong here?

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>>73865211

GO TO BED PUSSYCAT

>>73865147
reeee

>>73865224
She is probably talking to a Frenchman who is wooing her with his frogspeak.

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>>73865241
I'm about to
Just seeing who wanted to come along

>>73865255
Sorry that was mean

>>73865224

>what could go wrong here?

She's a SJW

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>>73865301

Hmmm

>>73865306
This is very likely, especially if she lives in a big city.

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>>73865317
Did you get these dog pics just to post them at me? lol

You guys are working hard to shit on this thread.

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>>73865341

DONT ASK QUESTIONS, GO TO BED

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>>73865371
Lixo

>>73865384
Make me

>>73865371
How has your QThunt been going brazil buddy?

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>>73865419

Do it

>>73865437
It's been over since 2 months ago.

Today I had my QT undress and tell me how each part of her body is called in Portuguese as a lesson.

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>>73865498
Let me be you for a few days pls

>>73865536
don't worry mate I'm working on Mongol, Argentinian and Turkish nudes now. I'll release them if everything works out

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>>73865453
well you coming or what?

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STOP MESSAGING ME YOU GODDAMN INDONESIANS. I DON'T WANT SEA GIRLS

>>73865578
Christ you guys are dedicated

>>73865578
I'll be happy to see those Finnish nudes once you're done.

>>73865618
i used to talk with an indonesian girl and she talkbed about america and american guys all the time

>>73865654
Anything in particular that you remember?

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>>73865592

Well I'm in my bed. I'm not sharing bed with you.

But yes I will go to sleep

>>73865626
it helps me cope with the fact I'm an autist who shuts himself in every night to avoid the normie lifestyle

>>73865686
she just loved america and wanted to live there with an american man. i think you could easily smash Indonesian grills if you're from the USA

>>73860074
>>73859839
nah just ask her for her snapchat

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>>73865693
I meant in each others respective bed. I would never share a bed with a stinky dog

Goodnight

>>73865710
Did you get that bad feeling when a cute girl talks about another man? Or were you just talking to her for the sake of conversation?

>>73865783
Yeah it's weird. i think they do it to subtlety tell me they'er not interested in me. but we were just friends but it still sucks.

>>73865802
Not really sure why a SEA girl would not take her chance at a Swedish man. As much of a meme you guys are the blonde hair and blue eyes are the things that those girls love. Kind of surprised she'd want Amerimutts.

>>73865830
all asians seem to love the anglo cock in my experience

>>73865536
>find perfect qt
>it's a koreaboo
fucksake

>>73866344
This has happened more than a few times to me. I really have no idea why so many girls are koreaboos on this website.

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>dislike talking to American girls
>the girl I look forward talking to the most is an American girl

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Morning.

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>>73866461
>have a yellow fever
>qt asian russian that I visited before visits me all of a sudden
>profile says she's shy and scared to msg first

I'm confus.

>message an American girl an opening message about what kind of sex she likes
>she actually responds
>tells me she likes anal as long as the guy isn't too big
>she likes getting tied up as long as it's not too crazy
>tells me about getting gangbanged

I'm in love, boys. I'm going to fly to her state and fuck her asshole to shreds. This is it.

>>73866906
What is confusing? She wants to be messaged, but doesn't want to take the initiative.

>>73866983
>gangbanged

Why would you fall in love with a girl who likes that.

>>73867173
I'm not actually in love with her. I don't want to marry her.
I'm just happy I've found a girl who likes kinky shit and likes getting her asshole blown out.
Do you know hard it is to find a girl that will let you do anal? Girls that enjoy it are like unicorns they're so rare.
All I want to do is fuck her a bunch and then never talk to her again

>>73867114
Wrong word. Should've used "conflicted". I'm not looking for Russian girls, but everything else about her sound to be right up my alley.

>>73866983
You're in love with an unashamed whore? This is going to end well for you, i'm sure.

>>73867297
I don't see why you shouldn't go for her. Honestly her being Russian just makes things easier for yourself. Unless you want a foreign asian girl.

>>73867352
Oh I will. Was planning to anyway. Definitely will be easier in some ways.

>girl talked about adopting a kid from Africa

DROPPED

>>73867752
lol, give us her profile

very important message respond s imediately

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Goodnight /cp/

Why did I get blocked by someone I didn't talk to for weeks? They just come onto my profile to block me lol

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Guys how do I respond?
For reference she commented that on one of my pictures

>>73868162
Had 19 what?

>>73868162
Is she Korean? She might be actually 17

>>73868131
Probably were hurt that you stopped talking to them and did the only thing that could make them feel better which is to give themselves some kind of closure to the situation. "I am the one who ended it because I blocked him, not because he stopped talking to me"

>>73868190
It's horrible English but I think she's trying to say "if only I were 19 years old'
>>73868196
American but you wouldn't know it from the level of English

>>73868220
How old is she and how old is you. From my understanding it means that she wishes to be older so she could flirt with you, maybe more. How old is she?

To be honest, I don't even know why you ask us or her when you have all the information to connect the dots. Guess we are autistic after all.

>>73868275
Nah she's 25 and I'm 19
I asked you cause I figured there'd be someone not as autistic as me

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>>73868217
But but the last reply in our conversation was me asking a question????

>>73868220
Sounds like an illegal, you need to inform ICE asap senpai

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>>73868325
>mfw her profile says she's actually Hispanic

>>73868307
nevermind then. probably got bored with you

>>73868162
Say that you are probably a better fuck than what she gets at 25

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>>73868372
I'm not that boring am I senpai?
I just asked her if she was into surfing...

>>73868355
Does she look good?

Is that quebec anon ok desu?

>>73868432
Like a 6/7

>>73868508
Nice flag shape faggot

>>73868520
Thanks brit anon

>>73868520
Well, she clearly wants the D. You both are of legal age as far as I know. She's just scared of it because she's older. So it's all pretty much up to you.

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>>73868644
Then I'll try not to spill my spaghetti

Man American girls just don't shut up. I can understand why you yanks are always so riled up

>ask girl who her favourite character is from her favourite book
>I don't know lol tell me something about you :)
how fucking dull and boring some women are, can't hold a conversation at all

>>73869470
About as good as Michael j fox holding a glass of water

>tfw just bought plane tickets to meet qt this summer

>>73868508
Who tore up your flag, Anon?

does anyone else hit bad streaks on interpals?
the past week every girl I've tried messaging has been a cunt desu

>>73869966
same, the other qts I used to message are busy and don't log in that often, this new wave is utter garbage

>>73869966
Ive had a account for a a few days now. At first a lot of people were messaging me and I barely had time to respond now everyone I message doesn't reply back. I actually had a /r9k/ style breakdown last night.

>>73870577
yeah that's normal, the messages to new accounts are mostly sneaky Asian scammers, they don't really count

>>73869966
>>73870487
Perhaps you're just growing tired of repeating the same starting conversations over and over and can't be bothered to get it all going as much as you used to.

>>73870705
I dont respond to other new accounts I check them out, a lot of 4 year plus accounts etc.

>>73870746
yeah a lot of these Asian girls have been around for years and message new accounts every day looking for a beta provider lel

>>73870798
I only talk to Russians and French, I ignored the Asians

>>73870712
well after a while you can tell very early on if a girl likes you or not, if the signals say she doesn't like me I lose motivation and pull out

>>73870832
asian qts can't hold a conversation if they can't speak decent english, they'll either take for fucking ever or just blurt out google translator

>>73870832
French are like ultra hard mode m8, you need to be a Kpop star to pull one

Russians don't like Brits, they want Americans for the greencard or Italians/Spaniards because they are tanned and exotic looking

>>73870893
one minute I will screeshot convos I want to know what im doing wrong this is the first time I have ever spoken to girls

>>73870577
>/r9k/ style break down

Go on...

>>73870893
>Russians don't like Brits
U wot m8, 1/3 of my views are from Ruskies

>>73870832
>>73870928
French and Russian girls are pretty cold and arrogant man, I can understand why they broke you down

If you're new to talking with girl try easier and more friendly countries like Asia, Brazil, Turkey, USA etc

>>73871028
Views don't mean shit, I base things on how often they message me, if they're sweet to me and how often I get nudes

>>73871201
Well most of the messages from them are just Hi))))) followed by give skype. It's obvious what they're after so i don't even bother.

>>73860112
I really want to go to Italy especially Venice and Florence. Been trying to convince my gf to go for awhile now.

>>73871320
Venice is beyond beautiful
I was on the Amalfi coast a few years ago which was stunning, if you can sail then renting a boat there for the day is a great experience

>>73871385
I would go to Amalfi too and Cinque Terre looks nice also. I can't sail but going on a boat is a good idea.

>>73871579
I'd recommend Lake Garda too, spent some time there last summer

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>>73871272
you mean like this?

вceм пpивeт /цп/

http://imgur.com/a/NUwna

>>73873088
awesome
whats her profile?

>>73873088
neato burrito

>>73873088
>pancakes
I get that you're Canadian, but please...

>>73873200
She doesnt have one

>>73873327
then stop coming here?

>>73873344
Even if she did why would I post it for some guy in the thread to be a white knight homo

This is just a nudes thread anyway

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A literal model is sending me audio recordings lads. How do I not spill my spaghetti everywhere

>>73873446
I don't wanna be a white knight but I wanna see if I can get nudes from a girl who is proven to give them, it's a test for my skills

>>73873578

Well look at a profile

If it's a girl she gives out nudes

Whether she gives them out to you is the question

Some do it only for boyfriends some do it for whoever, some do it for people they like, some for attention...

>>73873524
Act as if she's average.

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>>73873088
This makes me want town stick with language exchange and never look for nudes.

>tfw catfishing god
god bless this site i have gotten so many nudes and good times from stupid foreigners

>>73873946
>he can't get nudes on his own

>>73873980
here's the thing, i can get nudes all i want, i just don't want the burden of having to talk to the girl after i'm done with her, so i choose to catfish and then delete my profile(s) and i never hear from her again

Who not in the mood to /check their inbox/?

>>73874023
Just don't respond then?

>>73874023
>and i never hear from her again
You can still do that with your real face though
Requires a bit more balls though

>>73874121
it's quicker to do it with a 10/10 chad, maybe takes an hour, AT MOST
>>73874149
what if i want to get a real girlfriend one day on interpals? my face would be slandered because i dropped so many girls, anyway, i've done catfishing on interpals for 3 years now so i'm too deep into it

>>73874214
How would anyone ever know what you had in your convos? Disable your wall and that's it.

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>>73874115
Mine is probably empty, feels good man

>>73874330
FUCK YOU
FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL THIS WAY

>>73874330
80% of my inbox is from autistic people desu.
I dont understand why this funny guy who hates sandniggers is talking with a sandnigress for example. It doesnt offend me but I dont enjoy our conversation, at least hide your autism.

>>73874439
kill yourself cunt

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>qt viewed me twice

I'M GONNA MESSAGE HER LADS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>73874439
FUnny looking guy* not funny guy.

>>73874214
Well shit, if it goes that quickly what do you say? I'm used to having to work a bit at least

>>73874468
Wtf is wrong with you

>>73874514
every woman who refuses to have sex with me is an extra body when the retribution begins

Women have an obligation to always respond to my messaged and do as I say

*blocks you*

>>73874615
this, I record in a notepad document every girl who rejects me along with her name and nationality

you bitches think I will just take it and move on, oh ho ho you have it all wrong, my vengeance will come

Fuck immigrants
That's all I gotta say

*reports you*

>>73874687
cunt

>ugly jap who's studying in my city messages me

this is it, time to lose my virginity

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>>73874662
Being this Machiavellian, will you get nudes from a different account and post them here?

>>73874468
I think this dutch is a grill

>>73874795
yes I have actually done this on occasion

>>73874790
Lmao, you've got a long way to go yet, padawan. Japs are hard work.

>>73874873
they're not worth messaging unless you're fluent in Japanese imo

>>73874500
start off with a couple genuine messages like
"Hey I'm Chad from Canada, I study at - - - - at - - - - University. You're gorgeous and we have a couple hobbies in common so I think we could get along."

after a couple message go onto "I can't believe how beautiful you are though, do you have a snapchat or kik?"

if yes for snapchat- get casper, it's a fake snapchat app to send gallery pictures as real snaps
if yes for kik - get an older version of kik so you can fake the camera pictures as "live"

start off with a couple decent pictures with clothes on and then sneak one bathroom selfie in, she will send one in her bra/panties

arrange a deal with her with nudes
YOU send first, make sure to catfish with a guy who doesn't have any visible marks on his hands or arms so they can't tell the difference when you send a 9 inch dick with a different hand


this will work 100% of the time with girls

side notes: photoshop the pictures/crop/resize them for your interpals profile picture so they can't be reverse searched

>>73874912
sounds fantastic

where is a good place to get some chad pics? I only want 10/10

>>73874912
All this for nudes that you didn't even earn by beeeeeeeeing yourself? I can understand getting them yourself, that's satisfying. But all this hassle with faking? Might as well go and watch porn.

>>73874912
>>73874214
3 years...
you must have some good knowledge

which countries are the most difficult to get nudes from? Which are the easiest? Which country have you received the most nudes from?

>>73874313
had a psycho turk who spoofed her location and put it as italy and not turkey who would message every girl she saw on interpals

"DONT MESSAGE (my interpals url) HE'S A DICK WHO WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE"

they would message me, i got bored with that profile after they would keep messaging me calling me a dick and such, the girls messaging me were qt too

>>73874984
amateur male model sites

or if you're trying for 3rd worlders or slavs just go for nick bateman or brock ohurn

>>73875067
literally nothing else to do in my time, may as well just rack up some nudes for the lads, they tell me a girl to catfish sometimes and i do it and get their nudes

>>73875078
slavic countries if you're posing as a well-educated brit
european countries if you're posing as a chad american
asian countries if you're posing as a rich american
african countries if you're posing as a rich american
southern american countries (EXCLUDING BRAZIL) tend to be less materialistic so go for a smart brit and maybe a little wealthy but don't mention welath
brazil - rich american

i have recieved nudes from over 100 countries probably, i like getting them from the small countries like liechtenstein or andorra because they're rare trophies

>>73875252

>literally nothing else to do in my time

Well this post got dark quickly

>>73875252
Getting good selfies from models to send is quite difficult that align with what youre trying to do

>>73875252
I have some profiles I'd like to get nudes from if you're interesting in trying

>>73875252
Thanks for the warning I guess. Although I have nothing planned that could cause such reaction.

You do you mate. I just don't get it and wanted to hear your reasoning behind it. My opinion didn't change, but I won't question you anymore.

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>Wake up to some gay brit sending me a bunch of messages

when I catfish I just end up getting really depressed knowing girls will send nudes to some fake muttonhead but not the real me

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Just messaged this qt that kept viewing me

Asked her why she was studying her major, why it interested her etc. Didn't really have much to go on

>>73874912
>start off with a couple decent pictures with clothes on and then sneak one bathroom selfie in, she will send one in her bra/panties
this could easily get fucked up if the girl asks for a pic of you giving a thumbs up or something and you don't have such a picture

Why ) do ) russian ) girls ) use ) so ) many ) damn ) parenthesis ) ? )

>>73875688
smile)))

>>73875728

no a smile is :)

they just use )

>>73875658
Most girls are quite stupid and dont realise you can send fake pictures on snapchat and will automatically assume youre real because of this

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>want to make an account
>remember being bullied by girls at school

>>73875436
heh and it's fun to do

>>73875439
nah it's not that difficult, go on an underwear model page or something and most likely that model will have an instagram page that he posts selfies like that on so they seem more homely

>>73875487
i haven't made a profile in months but i guess i could do it, pm me a profile on discord poopassbongdick
#6676

>>73875658
good observation!
this can easily be avoided by sending a smile or some happy picture and saying come on i'm real

also, on casper you can send videos, so if you find an instagram video of the guy doing something send that along the line to confirm you are real

but most girls don't suspect a thing

>>73875850
Yeh but most people dont upload multiple selfies in the same clothes which sucks, I have one and I only have like 2 different ones I can send back to back

Post your guys instagram

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Might just go on a message spree lads, messages as my qts as possible

>>73875756
I asked one before. She said that)))) is just a "positive emotion". The more the better)))))))))))))

>>73876070

russian women really are cold as fuck. "positive emotion" ? Can't she just talk like a regular fucking human being. they're all robots

>>73875688
>>73876070

It's the russian version of :)

But it has no eyes because Russians do not have a soul and only have that dead look in their eyes so they don't want to show it
And only use their mouths to smile hollowly/

I'm sure our resident Russian can confirm
>>73875490

>>73875839
by girls? really? I only remember getting harrassed by this nigger babboon girl for 1 day.
>>73875629
what she said

>>73876134
That's just how slavs are.

>>73876251
She's offline

>>73876147
I don't know the whole reasoning behind the absence of colon, but I'm pretty sure it is like that just to "save time". And yes, the more the better.

I myself only add single parenthesis and only after "!" or "?".

>>73877201

would she be offended if I told her to use a proper smiley if she's going to use one?

>>73877338
Would you be offended if I told you that your country extensively uses emojis, yet you bash us for a fucking parenthesis? I'm pretty sure she will.

>>73877432
She needs to sort herself out then

>>73877432

it's not about using emojis or not using emojis, it's about using them correctly

")" is a parenthesis and it is used to denote an aside. When you have multiple random parenthesis in a paragraph it can be incredibly confusing.

:) is the universal smiley face, sort your people out

>>73877541
She'll mind because it's a fucking sperg thing to complain about

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>>73877458
>>73877541
Pretty sure that anyone who uses any kind of smileys or emojis extensively, uses them incorrectly.

They all suck anyway. Memes are better.

>>73877594
Or that.

twitch.
tv/iamssunny

>>73877755
who's this?

https://www.interpals.net/Thracian-

I hate t*rks who disguise themselves in other countries so they can avoid the country block. Have some respect you self hating cucks.

>>73877823
Some gook visiting america for the first time, she will probably get her phone stolen

>left her phone on the floor in the middle of the mall while she went to the bathroom
That was korea, she may do it again

>>73877201

save time and it's pretty uncomfortable to type : and after that ) on the russian keyboard.

I was just joking with the no soul thing, but that was actually an explanation that russian girl told me. Though I assume she was joking

>>73877933

how do you know he doesn't live in greece?

>>73877933
>that status

Really makes you think. What does he mean by this? /s

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>>73878029
>left her phone on the floor in the middle of the mall while she went to the bathroom

Is this common in Korea?

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I want to lick my qt's feet, all the way up her long, smooth milky legs to her bumhole

it's like a smooth pink doughnut

>>73878421
She was streaming and didnt want to end the stream, and korea has super low crime so the chance of someone stealing it is almost zero.

>>73878045
Russian keyboard is pretty much US keyboard + Cyrillic and couple of additional symbols. So I don't see how it's more difficult then on US keyboard. Colon is Shift+6 if you are on RU layout.

>>73878104
His pictures are all from Turkey and he acts like a Turk.

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>>73877541
>this level of autism

>>73878521
Show us

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>>73878528
I think you're insane lad

semi colon for example is nowhere near shift + 6 on US keyboad, but just after the letter l

Thought there are several layouts for russian keyboards though

on US keyboard semicolon is where the russian Ж is

>>73878172
>/s
It's used to show people that whatever they had typed is sarcasm.

>>73877933
>Thracian-

WE

>>73878172

means he's a r*dditor

>>73859440
>tfw i remember this guy posting in other threads on /int/

>>73878677
If you are on RU layout you can't type colon like on US layout, because Ж is there. On RU layout colon is moved to Shift + 6.

By layout I meant the thing you switch with Shift + Alt. Isn't that how it's called.

>>73878765
I know. Did I use it incorrectly? Some people are pretty dense here. Like me, for example.

>>73878874
Means he's thirsty but tries to hide it.

>>73878521

Lewd

>>73878677
>>73878997
That image is wrong. That's not how it looks here.

>>73878997

Yes, it's called a layout

And you can switch
But it's not comfortable, not for the hands, that's what I meant

It'd be much easier if it was where Ж is like on US keyboard and not shift + 6. It's uncomfortable to use that everytime you want to write :)

>>73879048
That's because you have several keyboard layouts for some reason
There's a phonetic russian keyboard layout like this, which is the one I use, which is a lot more similar US and our own Serbian layouts

How does your keyboard look like ?

>>73859440
That was a troll btw

>>73875574
Use the real you then anon

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>>73879290
If you are on EN layout then colon is there. It can't be there on RU layout, otherwise you won't be able to type capital Ж. And switching layouts is unavoidable.

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>>73878627
>>73879046
Her pussy is so small, I want to tease her first by rubbing my cock all over her pussy and bumhole, then slowly push my bellend in. I'll make her beg for me to push it all in. I'd force all 7 inches in at once forcing my whole back into then, then start stretching out her tight cunt while shoving my thumb down her arsehole

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>>73879543
Yes but that's what I mean it's unavoidable but it's uncomfortable

I use this one when typing russian, but meh I want to learn the real one

This one is just easier, much closer to US and to Serbian cyrillic one

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Somebody make new thread

>>73879735
I see.

Well, I'm too used to ЙЦУКEH and all physical boards use it, so...

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>tfw became bros with this chad
>he sent me pics of his ex-gfs and current
>they are all 8/10+ model tier

>be me
>created account 2 days ago
>27 y.o woman from venezuela sends me message
>im 20
>i dont want to talk to latin americans so i go full retarded flirting mode
>we've been talking for all those days
>she gave me her whatsapp
>i keep on giving hints but she shake them off with the age thing
>she just dropped that she has a daughter

I have no idea if shes married, how do i pull this out???

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>>73880462
Daughter? I would drop her unless she's really spectacular...

>>73880996
Shes ugly but has a good body.
Ill just keep chatting with her with no hopes tho, ty.

charliebroman

Thank me later, the memes are real.