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>>73847967
post interesting maps edition

>another day wasted
ah yes, good job me

worked out the key to farming (You)s

go on /fit/ and give almost but not quite correct advice

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>tripled tuition fees
>cut taxes for high earners
>increased vat
>bedroom tax
fuck the yellow tories

vote for me

>everyone gets an en suite
>reclaim doggerland and build lots of new towns on it
>invade iceland
>invade ireland
>genocide the scots

any questions?

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NAME THE ANGLO


SHAME THE ANGLO

gunshots currently in paris

hang the boomers

https://twitter.com/prefpolice/status/855135563959193601
https://twitter.com/AlertesNews/status/855135459713929217
possible happening

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>yanks have black water

they are light years ahead

>>73847967
Wait, Is the Isle of Wight not a part of Great Britain?

>>73848084
had it in the US

tastes like water

>tfw no SMASHED and SLAMMED gf

>>73848072
ahh yes islam

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nomblers rooooooooooooo

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand…

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy…~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? …Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

>There are people ITT that would rather wank to some bloke that grew his hair out and stuck some arse fat on his chest than wank over Emily Ratajowski and Taylor Hill

>>73848080
good post

Shots fired, police injured at Champs Élysées in Paris. France enjoying more cultural enrichment.

>>73848100
nope
it's a crown dependency

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post slags

counter the trap poster

>>73848084
this is what water looks like in its original form before the white man de-meleninized it

>>73848145
bit gay

losing my libido

>>73848083
poor France can't catch a break

>>73848084
does it make your wee black

if so i'd drink it

>>73848166
probably some far right white Rorkiou

>>73848139
>tfw so far gone i only know tranny pornstar names and no normal girl pornstar names

>>73848145
Thought it was Pewdiepie's gf at first

>>73848083
what does this mean in english?

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@73848145

when will be able to get a tesla for 5k

>>73848029
Britain owned everything in Canada from the beginning with the exception of Quebec and the Maritimes

the former was taken by Britain in 1763 and the latter was taken by Britain in 1710

ahh yes, terrorism 3 days before the elections

>>73848252


Hey fuck you

>>73848145
Do traps actually want to keep their cocks? Is that like their thing.

I mean most most people sex change because they feel it is emotionally the best decision they could make but traps do it for the sex side of it or what?

I'm so confused.

>>73848264
Watching France24 atm and they have a scroll that saids "One policeman killed and another wounded in Paris"

>>73848329
Are they just stuck in the middle because of fund issues and can't afford to have the cock lopped off?

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anime

it seems that i've missed another happening while i was for my daily exercise

>>73848047
How would I even know anything about /fit/ advice?
>>73848135
Shittiest never happened pasta ever.

>>73848264
Gunshots heard near the Champs Elyssés, police advising people to avoid the area.

>>73847947
>>73847947
>>73847947

comfy thread with the frogs and the krauts

>>73848329
its a fetish

Hey, I just think the songs and see how you go all haha.

I hope that I have new tricks delicious and fun place to download and read on the train this morning

>Frogs

Rev up those flag filters

whats some metal music that isn't the classic bands? want some heavy stuff but without scream or growl shit

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the goal

>>73848446
sabaton

>>73848329
it varies quite a bit so I can't give you a single answer
some want to be women
some just want to be treated like women
some want to get rid of the balls to stay more effeminate
some want to get rid of both the cock and balls and have a mangina
some want to just crossdress for sexual purposes

>>73848329
traps = fetish. They often just gay guys who dress up to trick people.

Trans = hormonal medication. The ones who take meds and want to live entirely as other gender because of the emotional needs. Fair few want rid of penis but some don't. It's a very complicated subject with both options having major drawbacks.

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>>73848323
wrong. britain had red and took blue after a series of treaties. no one apparently owned yellow

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>>73848380
harper tony

https://youtu.be/YlqGvf4dYNY

>>73848446
what "classic bands" do you mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_m__5LbSUo

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39657091

hmm ah yes the unbiased bbc

What a gay thread

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why don't we have sound webms allowed on this board yet ITS 2017

>>73848456
I'm 22
way past the age to transition
also ugly

>>73848575
how is that biased

>>73848398
>krauts
think I'll pass desu

>>73848329
they're mentally ill fetishists
don't expect logical thought

turns out it is an armed robbery. the shooter is still in the store

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>>73848029
>>73848323
>>73848503
here's a .gif

but the UK owned all of modern Canadian territory to some degree prior to our independence.

>>73848503
parts of the maritimes used to be french too

>>73848604
>22 being too old
Plenty of girls i know started at 30 and look fine. Main cut off for younger people is 25, after that it goes downhill.

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ARE JEZZA WILL LEAD THE PROLETARIAT TO WINDSOR AND GUN DOWN THE MONARCHIST SCUM!

https://youtu.be/y37ocMI53xo

is Harry Enfield the greatest brit comedian of the modern day

>>73848636
had these for a good number of years in secondary

I dedicate this to England.

Germany is beating you
You deny it, but it's true!
You tell the world that you're alright
but the German blockade is holding you tight
and all your ships are sinking

You can't stop the Germans, you're in their hands
You have to listen to their command
Keep on denying German victory that's alright
the Germans get even with you and fight
They're wide awake and they are not dreaming

Your ideal design to march to the Rhine
didn't come true. Oh, you must be feeling blue.
You can't stop Germany from beating you
Germany is the boss now and you are through
You doubled crossed many countries alright.
but Europe gets even with you and fight.
Mr. Churchill, your politicians are dreaming.

>>73848636
>when you got 5-a-side at 6 but school disco at 7

>>73848672
I've gone through puberty and I already have grey hairs
(also ugly)
(not a good idea)

>>73848660
nice.

act like an idiot who's completely sure of yourself and good things happen

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Lost my virginity recently lads, I'm 24
>mfw it was the best experience of my life and made me realise just how cripplingly lonely I've spent the whole of my life up until now
>mfw I realise most people have felt this way since they were 16 or 18
>mfw I have missed out on normal teenage and young adult experiences forever

>>73848705
fairly sure the germans didn't beat us

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>>73848705
>germans actually believed this

>>73848660
umm the french owned quebec, idiot

>>73848723
Weirdly ugly males become cuter females. It's an odd correlation. Besides i've got whites and i do fine. Big white streak through my fringe like rouge

>>73848762
>>73848758
WIR WERDEN IHRE STÄDTE AUSRADIEREN!

>>73848778
not prior to independence
by the time Canada became a Dominion the UK owned all our current territory.

https://youtu.be/sGNsh-uBqp4

Sophie aspin is looking PENG in tights
skip to 1:22

>>73848842
why do you ignore 1700s

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>>73848446
i'm a bit of a metal aficianado

i'll preface this by saying metal in its entirety is an acquired taste. i don't expect you or anybody else to like this music right off the bat, but if you give it an honest try you just might find yourself enjoying it

power metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqLm9P8FdQ4
melodic death metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-vfMyHmaEg
thrash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwIERdiDfQs
instrumental(no vocals)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DiJw9wIibw
jesus metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIJLvFvZEbU
death/thrash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzWQLL_tFuQ
extreme(this band is from birmingham)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY7ELJ0oeaA
grind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68VUrXL0uqs

>>73848757
That pic hurts man

http://www.thoughtsonlifeandlove.com/ten-characteristics-unhappy-people/
>Another factor that influences their social standing is the fact that they do not trust others easily. They are constantly suspicious of other people’s motives and build barriers around themselves, to prevent others from getting to know them.

>Instead of seeing friends as a positive and a good source of support, they see potential friends as people who will probably betray them.

tfw

france 24 days two gunmen, one of which is dead.

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>>73848858
NONCE

>>73848797
oh
also the voice is too male
you can't really change that too easily

>>73848867
I mean immediately prior

How does religion even begin. Like how did this happen for the first time in the very beginning.

The person or people who thought up religion probably didn't believe it themselves or if they did, they were probably madmen. It was probably a con to get money out of people or something other in exchange.

>>73848762
England was literally on the brink of mass starvation but then the blockade failed

>>73848867
Quebec was in British hands longer than it ever was in French hands

had a morning poo and now having brekkie lads

Help me brahs
But, at the age of
high; 54
Weight; 160
I have muscle imbalances, I literally stretch (£ 75), I try to see children, be sure to swing, not only because it is the best option for the lev side.
I do not even screw biceps (20 pounds), I think something is wrong - you can do more by my side and repeat.
Another thing I really, really strong when I'm with my friends know me phu'ark courage so crazy. My friends were in the gym for 6 months, I started five days ago, we were hit with the same leg, but all the best for me.
I thought I could play with them, they are 90 banks.
> Tphv will be the biggest in Nigeria fighter strange, but can not be lifted
How do I correct a muscle imbalance, and which man has suffered, and of course, start?

>>73848980
It's morality fables and platitudes (she didn't die, she's gone to a better place) attributed to a supreme being.

>>73849007
it's the evening you fucking freak

>>73848966
Practice. Takes a lot of time but if you know how to, you can alter it. Involves manipulating the trachea.

>>73848858
Little T's got some better bars Tbf

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>sends me one word reply
>complains when i don't respond

>>73848976
wasn't talking about immediately prior

>>73849004
so? they had a greater impact

newfoundland should be an independent country so I can watch them in the olympic games

>>73849041
Will smash your man vag so hard you'll not walk for a week

>>73849019
i dont know

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why no streetview?

LADS
NEED HELP

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS SONG?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bonowloeyw

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bonowloeyw

>>73849034
trannies can't have kids
also all the hormones are probably not good for you in the long run

Don't like how the small free time I have revolves around work. Wish I had a job that was part of my daily life

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Ah yes, it's a 20 minute nap turns into a 4 hour sleep episode

>>73848980
dreams, trying to explain things that were difficult to explain

Dear Mr 73849033,

May you find peace despite being an absolute runt

>>73849064
>so? they had a greater impact

Linguistically maybe. It's hard to discern "British Impact" on Quebec because the rest of Canada was inherently anglo.

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>>73848910
>i'm a bit of a metal aficianado

needs more 2BRUTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emSDcQ89Ne8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9LtReyYaE0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGg11znHPA8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4L0jF9Yt_Q

this one is top tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toNA6BcPDDI

Canadian metalKino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM6xylQbTJA

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>>73849066
I like Newfoundland's flag

>>73849113
darude - sandstorm

>>73848994
>England was literally on the brink of mass starvation but then it wasn't
so you're saying it didn't work

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>tfw too intelligent for sex

i got a really fit gf this one time and we did a lot of fetish stuff like facesitting, me fucking her, her fingering me, kama sutras etc etc

and you know, when i had her fanny and bum right in my face, i couldn't help but think 'is this it? i thought it'd be more fulfilling'

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ズコー :3

>>73849113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxnvxtYfsd4

What is your opinion on tipping

>>73849115
I don't want kids and you can either adopt or store sperm. As for long run hormones don't do anything negative, they actually slow down aging a fair bit because no hormonal cycles like normal girls. Therefore aging slower. Also no menopause which is a plus.

>>73849157
>we did a lot of fetish stuff like facesitting, me fucking her

whoa mate, calm down there haha

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WTF

>>73849178
awful custom

should only be done if the service is EXCEPTIONAL.

>>73849137
well if the rest if inherently anglo and quebec isn't then there's your impact: zilch.

what's hard about that

>>73849178
Shan't

>>73849200
all me

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My wife snapchatted me this

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>>73849157
>her fingering me
The reason you were unfulfilled is because you love cock

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>anon. i'm on the blob, but you can stick it in my anus if you like

>>73849178
I don't like tripping, would never trip myself, and have an automatic dislike of all tripfags

>>73849157
>when i had her fanny and bum right in my face
what was it like?

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>we did a lot of fetish stuff like facesitting, me fucking her

>>73849113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaH_EvlDbK4

>it's a housemate plays whiney nu-male guitar music and strums along episode

>>73849198
we did domination
had sex in public
stuff with toys
foot stuff
even some black mail sort of stuff
did weird stuff with my cum

the list goes on

>>73849178
i think waiters should be payed a fair wage and tipping be eliminated. but as long as they get paid shite, i'll tip.

Having trouble finding a girl that can handle my fetish lads.

I just need someone to let me fuck them.

hate transexuals. not a bigot just dont like em simple as

>>73849200
militant vegans need to fuck off

>>73849176
>>73849254
Cheers """mates"""

love transexuals. not a bender just like em simple as

>>73849262
what did you do with your cum, once watched a video where they made an ice lolly out of cum but I can't find it anymore

>>73849211
Yes, Quebec is EXACTLY like France isn't it? Fucking moron.

Quebec is extremely similar to every other Canadian province bar the language. Hint: the other provinces are Anglo.

You've clearly never been to Canada either.

love transexuals. not a poof just like girl penis simple as

>>73849235
it was alright, but i mean it wasn't as good as i thought itd be

I was noshing on her bumhole thinking 'why was this more exciting when i didn't have her bum in my face?'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doptM1zes5I

just be yourself bro

>>73849278
t. EDL: french department

really starting to get annoyed be pepe and kek posting tbqh. it's so fucking reddit.

business idea: give women penises

>>73848910
>>73849138
i think im looking for a nu-metal sound. always enjoyed korn but listened to them to death. need something new.

>Policeman killed in Paris shooting

definitely not a far-right false flag for the upcoming election

>>73849311
i came in her hand after a prostate massage session and she rubbed it into her face because i told her it was good for her skin

Excuse me, but will 73849325
please refrain from copying my posts
Many thanks

was watching some proper filthy fetish stuff earlier lads, makes me sick to my stomach thinking back on it now

all sorts, blokes fucking women, women sitting on faces - utter filth

>>73849322
>british army is now solely comprised of blacks and pakis
howling

>>73849315
the frog cucks are nothing like the canadian

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>>73849338

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>>73849381

>>73849357
its an armed robbery actually. champs elysées is the most crowded area in Paris, tons of tourists (and also luxury stores) and ur telling me a man with an ak47 only killed a copper?

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>>73849338
what about toadposting?

>>73849401
/pol/ should be nuked

>>73849381
we also did weird roleplays where she'd pretend to be a school bully pin me down and start riding me like mad

>>73849157
>fanny and bum

I thought a fanny and a bum were the same thing. Are you telling me they don't both mean ass?

>>73849401
grim

>>73849446
sounds pretty vanilla mate

>>73849450
in the uk fanny = pussy

>>73849341
i've been on a celldweller kick lately

you might like them

>>73849450
a fanny is the piss hole mate, the clit refers to the other hole

>>73849390
The interesting thing is it isn't British Armed forces are notorious for having a problem recruiting ethnics.

>>73849450
fanny means vagina here

i remember a simpsons episode where lisa says something about her fanny, and feeling really awkward. think its that one where they go to the beach

>>73848757
stop reminding me

picking skin off my hands again

had cracked hands for a year now, feels painful

>>73849028
>>73849125
t. non-knowers

religion is more complex than this and its origins are much more than just soothing platitudes.

only way to understand religion is to look at how it impacts societies, especially more "simple" ones.
early religions have little to do with the kind of feel good stuff late stage churches talk about. nearly every time it focuses on individuals (wizards, shamans, magic men) who attain some sort of deeper esoteric knowledge on their own though struggle and in turn become a pillar of their community, providing practical material isight (medicine, star mapping, animal husbandry) as well as insight into the things humans can not understand, they were basically freelance philosophers and magicians rolled into one.
it is all about the pursuit of knowledge and truth, both in the material plane and more esoteric ideas, this is why in the past the line between magic/religion/and science was REALLY blurry, the concepts behind them all are the same in the end.

as society becomes more specialised, naturally these social roles do as well, where in the past one man would take care of both making cures for the sick as well as talking to the ghosts of the ancestors, now these jobs are done piecemeal by hundreds of people in a single society.

>>73849401
>/pol/ has taken apu apustaja

not sure whether or not to live anymore

>>73849475
i already listed stuff we did.

>>73849513
hopefully you'll get an infection and die

>>73849501
remember seeing that episode and a kid and being really shocked that the simpsons used a swear word

>>73849487
just searched for that in youtube and only shitty dnb came back

picking skin off my lips again

>>73849338
its been a reddit dead meme for years now
only legitimate revival was the pepe poo/pee posting for a short time.

>>73849545
bit rude
that's not possible anyway

>>73849530
second person you replied to, I don't disagree with you

>>73849550
me on the top

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*eats some salt and vinegar crisps*
*forgets I have a sore on my lip*

>>73849550
>North Koreans are so in tune with their environment they actually shut their lights off to converse energy

What's next, you'll say they're starving right?

>>73849550
>that energy efficiency
based

>>73849530
Or maybe god's just real after all

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>>73849582
POO POO PEE PEE
NORMIES STAY AWAY FROM ME

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>>73849555

eating some cottage cheese lads

VERY tasty

>>73849661
which god?

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>>73849530

>>73849661
irrelevant to the development of faith and religion
lots of religious ideas have an Abrahamic style God completely absent

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>eating some cottage cheese lads

>VERY tasty

>there are people who still use Windows Vista

torn between labour and bnp

>>73849709
>not posting the full chart
I don't have it either but I've seen one that has more panels

also utilitarian faith is garbage tier and dishonest.

The trip to court was maximum comfy, because the train was an hour late, I was moved from a seat to a bed, so I had an easy time getting to sleep, the moving train and slight sound of pounding rain made the experience perfect. When I arrived, it was later than scheduled, so I had to run to my solicitors office and then back to the train once I realised I'd forgotten my phone. I had a bit of banter with the train attendant, I said I forgot my phone, he asked why I did that and then I replied "because I'm an idiot".

The meeting with my solicitor went well, turns out the prosecution have finally shared the "evidence" they've gathered, it's 453 pages of desperation, over half of it is just this blog and even the comments. My solicitor suspected the prosecution would try to call the trial in 4 days so we'd ask for it to be adjured to give him time to look it over.

I killed an hour in Waterstones, looked at manga and considered buying DC comics playing cards and Dragonball manga. Back at the court house, the Romanian/Bulgarian working there was rude again but this time I gave him some sass back and reminded him how powerless he was. I played Yokai watch while waiting to be called into court, I took a trip to the bathroom too, when asking for the location the male receptionist was thrown by my use of the word "bathroom" and I had to clarify that I meant toilet, when leaving he muttered "toilet" and laughed.

When I was called into court, I wasn't sure where to sit, normally I'd go straight into the dock but there were people sitting there, I sat there anyway even though those in the gallery and the accused I sat with were telling me sit somewhere else, they pointed to a specific seat. I moved when I court worker person advised me.

>>73849709
I find religion interesting but I still think all traces of religious practice should be destroyed.

Never been remotely religious.

>>73849747
Good old Vista. People give it bad press, but I'm never upgrading. Why would I? It just feels like a good old pair of jeans

>>73849747
Vista was actually (SPOILER WARNING STOP READING SPOILERS:) good

>>73849766
voc this please

I was soon enough called to the dock, my solicitor asked for the trial to be adjured, the prosecution agreed, they said they had 20 devices to investigate (they previously thought it was 15), mentioned the cybercrime guy tasked to my case was on leave for 2 weeks and he estimated it would take 2/3 days to investigate my stuff (that's what I heard). They agreed the case should be adjured. I guess the 453 pages of crap is just a tactic on their part to confuse and buy time. At this point I started whispering my solicitors name, I wanted him to ask I be excused from future intermediate diets, I did eventually get his attention even though I got his name wrong (he's part of a two man team), the court worker from earlier was the one who got his attention for me. He swiftly asked I be excused since I live so far away and it was accepted.

I then left after hearing the trial diet would be July and the actual trial August.

I spent an hour in the city before leaving, I ate McDonald's for breakfast and bought 2 shirts and buffalo shirt and black stretch slim fit jeans, I couldn't find size 30 waist so settled for 28 waist and 30 leg. Near £30 spent and on the long trip home I played Yokai Watch again. The only notable sights were, a hon, an incestuous father and daughter (she rubbed her foot against his groin) and 3 pakis with similar haircuts and beards taking about football, seemed like nice guys though. Felt bad for the hon, someone moved away from her after sitting next to her initially.

Ate poorly at home.

>>73849762
Well i genuinely believe , but we have to argue with the "hurr durr man in the sky" people so needs must

>>73849683
cottage cheese is my guilty pleasure

>>73849800
umm, no

Happy B-day tho

>>73849766
Why are you in fucking court again
Cant you just stay out of trouble for fucking once


>>73849772
its part of our culture m8

>>73849839
why would you feel guilty? it's got good protein

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What party will Saffiyah be voting for?

>>73849858
>Happy B-day tho
even better thx

Finally caved and tried some of that brewdog IPA
They're a truly awful meme company but the beer is actually pretty nice. Should I buy a fedora?

>>73849886
just seems like something only 21 year old hipsters and middle aged women like to me

>>73849873
Police, uni and Polish girls have it in for me

I'm going to get off
Dindu nuffin

>been bored lately
>decide to do something
>start walking up to random people on sidewalk and asking them to say "joy lane" but instead replacing it with a random made up girls name while recording them

Lads, I just got caught filming my qt roommate doing a poo and she called the police. What do?

>>73849914
why do you not like the company

>>73849889
bernie sanders

Might become a chad and a normie desu, feels pretty powerful not particularly caring for a girl who's infatuated with you. Just need to progress to attractive girls

>>73849978
Tell them you're transgender and were doing research on how to better present your actual gender identity

If they arrest you sue the for breaching your human rights

>>73849951
havent you already been dobbed like twice, why do the police hate you?

fascinating how ineffectual the justice system is in the uk

>film a girl doing a poo
>takes liek 5 years just to go to court properly

>>73849978
become a """"woman""""

>>73849981
Obsessed with gimmicks and pretend to be anti-corporate beer but are exactly the same as the other ones.

>>73849889
PPP (Peace-loving Paki Party)

https://youtu.be/QBPbAzrPFmE

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Just had two of these lads

Admittedly they are runty as fuck, but Christ...they are delicious. 243kcal is a steal tbqh.

D A N K

>>73850045
might vote for that myself

hey the trannyposter got banned
Hope he thinks his actions though for the next three days :^)

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>click an image
>takes a decade to open

>>73850020
You're caught in the bureaucracy machine. The goons that are employed by it have no sense of purpose other than they must keep the system running. Without the system they are nothing. With you the system has no purpose. You are trapped. You will never escape until somebody else is trapped in your place.

Anyone give me a poleaboo run down. Know he's a fuck up, particularly the poo story

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>>73850060
wish reddit didnt do shit like this

>>73850020
Only 60-ish% of crimes reported are ever investigated by the police.

Only 12% of crimes the police investigate ever go to trial.

95% of trials are resolved in the Magistrates court.

Meaning less than a third of a percent of criminals ever get more than a year in prison. Be glad they've had him on bail at least.

>>73850067
nice one lad
bit of salt and vinny, job's a good un

>>73849889
me in the middle

can you guys tell me what the song in >>>/wsg/1636858 is called

How you like the new Kendrick then boys

*checks out prague's vibrant gay scene*

https://youtu.be/ujQDpISEOz4

>>73850167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BEl5hTNWh8

>>73850182
imagine my erection

*checks out manchester's violent gay scene*

>>73850060
some of these are proper good posts

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https://youtu.be/eZ5tWMdoQdg


really wish I was a kid again lads

>>73850178
>>>/mu/

You need go to back

>>73850012
Because I keep evading the law in the eyes of the lead detective (same guy every time is involved)

>>73850020
>>73850116
Reminder the geniuses at the police printed off all 300 pages of my black g including the comments

>>73850132
Poleaboo.WordPress.com

>>73850178
it's lit

>>73850270
>black g
what

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>>73850228
thanks

>>73850178
like it
not his best but I like it

lemonade was a popular drink and it still is

Order of the Day, No. 369

May 9, 1945

ON May 8, 1945, in Berlin, representatives of the German High Command signed the instrument of unconditional surrender of the German armed forces.

The Great Patriotic War which the Soviet people waged against the German-fascist invaders is victoriously concluded. Germany is utterly routed.

Comrades, Red Army men, Red Navy men, sergeants, petty officers, officers of the army and navy, generals, admirals and marshals, I congratulate you upon the victorious termination of the Great Patriotic War.

To mark complete victory over Germany, to-day, May 9, the day of victory, at 22.00 hours (Moscow time), the capital of our Motherland, Moscow, on behalf of the Motherland, shall salute the gallant troops of the Red Army, the ships and units of the Navy, which have won this brilliant victory, by firing thirty artillery salvoes from one thousand guns.

Eternal glory to the heroes who fell in the fighting for the freedom and independence of our Motherland!

Long live the victorious Red Army and Navy!

J. Stalin
Supreme Commander-in-Chief
Marshal of the Soviet Union
Moscow

>>73850261
had a very comfy childhood

primary was fantastic
secondary was fantastic

fuck it I'm going to mcdicks
do they still have the big tasty?

is this, dare i say it..another happening?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39662315

Fucking ignore it lads. This stupid fucking paki has been shitting up /brit/ for years now

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>>73850270
>Paki tranny talking about what he ate for dinner and which children's toys he played with

Got a meeting at a law firm tomorrow lads

they're billing us £640/hr

aaaah yes

>>73850345
you're just hoping he'll get bored of 'paki bender; sex offender' and bring back craven?

>>73850270
evading the law?
how is all this stupid shit actually being taken seriously?

>>73850297
typo

Meant "blog"

>>73850336
McDonald's is overpriced and the meals tiny

Go to Arizona's or the local pakis

>>73850345
I run this general, slut

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couldn't he fight for brexit by giving himself voting power on it i parliament

>>73850408
Convicted stalker makes death threats to women who match his profile

I'd take it seriously too

>>73850427
he wouldn't get elected into parliament

>>73850427
too embarrassing for him to get parred in the election again

who was in the wrong here ?
http://is2.4chan.org/v/1492713842061.gif
http://is2.4chan.org/v/1492713983613.gif

>>73850391

ill be your lawyer for a pack of wine gums and an innocent smoothie desu

>>73850443
when did that happen?
also is that a crime? just the threats? i thought there needed to be proof of intent or somesuch for it to be crime

>google chrome account automatically saves username and password and various personal data

How is it a good idea to have a database of people's passwords? Why aren't hackers madly trying to get into Chrome's password database?

>>73850385
Used to post about masturbating too

>>73850408
Detectives are smug cunts
Literally every one I've met has been so smug and slimy

>>73850496
>gif
fuck off

>>73850496
honestly expected that bike/car collision which has been posted like 15 times

>>73850427
>become an irrelivent back bencher rather than leading a group of MEPs in European parliament
ah yes, good plan

>>73850514
because it's a very secure database and everything is encrypted

>>73850385
can someone link the original scene to that edit

>>73850514
because it'd literally take them lightyears to decrypt if they'd get their hands on it

>>73850496
>gif

Reddit

>>73850415
are they going to bring up any of the posts you've made in /brit/ during the trial?

>>73850408
what ribena thinks is happening and what is actually happening are different things. he's got an undiagnosed mental illness remember? nothings ever his fault, everyone in out to get him, he's innocent despite being abusing and stalking women. he's a bit like Tim 2bh, just less mental. But ribena is far more malevolent than Tim. far more selfish and arrogant.
basically, take everything he says with a big pinch of salt. his delusions definitely influence his perception of reality.

>>73850504
Scotland

Stalking doesn't need intent, it's just how it's taken
Doesn't even need to be directed at someone

Also on communications act charges this time

>>73850514
>How encryption work??

I know this isn't /g/ but come on.

>>73850270
I've read a lot of it. Is there any link to the actual story. Last one I read was you getting raided again and your mum crying a few months ago

>>73850504
Legislation says it has to cause fear or alarm and the person making the threats knew OR SHOULD HAVE KNOWN that it would cause fear or alarm

Poleaboo's only defence is to show he's too retarded to know that making death threats would freak people out.

Hence the tranny thing, he claims he just wanted to be her friend and his body dysmorphia made him react badly

>>73850563
t. Google

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>>73850578

t. Detective

>>73850498
you just revealed yourself as a runtoid, the deal is off.

>>73850578
I've seen him in real life and he does the virgin walk

also looks very weak
could easily overpower him and rape him

(note to gchq: I'm not planning on raping him)

>>73850611
what uni was it

>>73850578
>just less mental
arguable, has tim ever filmed his neighbour taking a piss?

>'bena still doesn't believe he did anything wrong

Woulda thought he'd have been assigned a therapist by the state tbqh.

>>73850574
I'd expect them to if they're considering using the blog and the trial will be a full day long

>>73850592
Am that's happen since then is I've lost two jobs and been working at a call centre for almost 3 months

Work is my life

Saw tim irl the other day in central oxford.. wanted to stop and talk to him but didn't really think it was appropriate

bruh looked spooked out by everything around him

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the eternal paki

Wait he filmed a girl shitting? And then turned into a tranny? How is this guy not locked up

>>73850706
tories keep fucking up the NHS

vote for labour and this paki might just get sectioned

>Tfw seen some other pics of 'bena that no one ever posts

there is one where his hair is wet or something

>>73850699
you've posted a lot of suspect shit in here 2bh

don't see how they can use innocuous posts on an imageboard as evidence though

>>73850706
link to video?

>>73850590
>>73850567
>>73850563
>LE ENCRYPTION!!!

You hear on the news all the time about various leaks and tools and keys stolen or somehow accessed by external people like the massive packet program leak that put people's personal stuff online or how the NSA's entire hacking arsenal and backdoor knowledge has been stolen. The encryption alone is fairly sound, but I can really see the backdoors and the keys being leaked out which they have been before.

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>>73850766
this one?
he posted it a while back

>>73850415
>Arizona's
what is this

official pakipoo quick rundown needs details adding

>filmed his polish flatmate taking a shit with a camera hidden in a watch and got caught posting the videos on r9k and got arrested

>got kicked out of uni and worked shitty medial jobs like mcdonalds but as soon as one of the polish girls friends found out they told his manager and he got sacked

>started a blog about his life and told us how he hates his flatmates and once pissed in one of their bottles of ribena and other fucked up shit

>got a job at a fairground but got sacked because someone recognised him from uni and showed everyone at the fairground his blog

>moved back to his shitty council house in manchester with his dad who literally raped his mum to conceive him

>his case for harassment is still ongoing and he tried to phishing scam the polish girl to find out her address and phone and got caught and rearrested so he has new charges

>he then started taking pills he bought online to transition into a woman without consulting a doctor and is getting laser surgery to remove all his hair

>he has talked about committing murder suicide numerous times

>>73850778
Purged from the archives at request of the Police

>>73850706
Plead guilty and got a fine.

Then he did it again

>>73850657
that wasn't a manifestation of ribena's mental health problem. thats just him being a self-absorbed vindictive wanker. he was willing to abuse that girl in a pretty horrid way to just satisfy his perversions and also because she allegedly slighted him in the most minor of ways. that deserves a huge invasion of her privacy apparently.
he's a heartless cunt who doesnt give a shit about anyone but himself. and look where thats got him. no life, no friends, shit-tier runt job and in trouble with the police.

>>73850814
someone put this through faceapp

>>73850814
thats it

>>73850814
wait he's a paki and not a pole? Send the cunt down

The posting style of every annoying /brit/ trip is the same. It is very likely to be the same person that is either trolling or mentally ill.

>>73850564
Why don't you have every episode ready to watch on your computer? The episode is $pringfield btw.

>>73850788
the biggest hack is social engineering and always will be social engineering
the database can be secure as fuck but if some mong literally just gives up his stuff because someone asks you can't blame the database

>>73850630
>also looks very weak
HRT does that

>>73850689
I might see my actions as wrong but not the same way as others

>>73850766
>>73850814
Been several months, my facial hair is mostly gone now and my hair is better

>>73850772
Can't prove I physically posted it

>>73850843
Kurd burger place in Rochdale