Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>73814911
京都の池なのか、綺麗だね。
乙

Can you be a comedian in japan if you only know english?

>>73814911
乙
Makes me want to experience 花見 like in my animus.

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天海祐希乙

>>73815199
I imagine you'd have to get really damn creative for your jokes to be understood considering the language barrier.

>>73815199
Let's see some of your jokes

>>73815668
i dint want you stealing my material famalam. This is top quality stuff and i only meme for money now ngl tbqh.

>>73815329
I couls do the ridiculous american gimmick once i learn enough japanese. Dress up like hulk hogan

>>73815199
Yes.
All you need to do is be balding and run around half naked yelling at the top of your lungs like a retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRIJ20W2DCQ

do I become Japanese if I eat enough instant ramen?

>>73816435
Only if you use waribashi to eat it.

>>73816478
>waribashi
those are the disposable ones, right? I don't think I can buy those here.
anyway, I eat my ramen with a fork so I guess that's no good. I do have some metal chopsticks though. would that work?

>>73816478
why wouldn't you just use normal chopsticks

>>73816567
>metal chopsticks
>Korean

Why do you import so much maple syrup and what do you do with it?

>>73816679
I only use aunt jemima

>>73816675
oh shit, is that a Korean thing? I just bought a couple for fun from China a while ago, but I'm shit at using them.

>>73816435
>>73816567
>>73816715
Are you from Switzerland? I'm visiting there soon next month. Can you give me some food recommendation?

>>73816715
>Korean thing?
Yes
we use wood chopsticks.

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>>73816600
>asking such questions
You will never become a Japanese, unfortunately.

>>73816855
my nikkei ancestors will be disappointed

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awfully

>>73816842
wooden*

>>73816793
I'm just here for business actually. just spending some time on /int/ shitposting before I go to sleep because I'm bored as fuck at the hotel. but I've spent some of my free time in Bern and it's beautiful, so I guess I could recommend that.
>>73816842
lol, I had no idea. then I guess I'm on my way to becoming Korean instead, huh.

anyway, I need to get up in 5 hours, so I'm gonna go to sleep. good night, nippon.

>>73817026
good night
Have a sweet dream

>>73817026
(・∀・)oyasumi(good night)

>>73817026
Good night. Have a good sleep

>>73816600
割り箸は初心者でも使いやすい。
anonくんの優しさだよ、きっと

>>73817219
何で割り箸は普通の箸より使いやすい?

>>73817321
表面を加工してないからつかんだものが滑りにくい

俺は童貞ではなく素人童貞なんですよ
エッヘン

>>73817321
四角い
先端が細くない
漆塗りではないので滑りにくい

>>73817481
童貞のプロだと信じてたのにただの童貞だったのかよ

>>73816715
That reminds me of my weeb days. I bought some metal ones from dealextreme, but they were way too hard to use because all the food would just slip and I'd create a mess. I think I ended up throwing them out of frustration.

>>73818074
>implying you're not a weeb anymore

>>73818330
kek, I knew someone would say that the moment I posted it. I mean like the obnoxious wanna-be-Japanese con-goer cosplaying faggot. Now I guess I'm still a weeb, just not _that_ type of weeb.

>>73818074
you should've tried sticking them into your uretha

>>73818549
I've considered giving prostate massagers a shot just to spice up masturbation a bit, but sounding is way past where I draw the line. That shit is scary, man. I don't want anything but pee and semen to every pass through there.

性の喜びを知りやがって・・・
許さんぞ

>>73818644
>That shit is scary, man
yeah i agree. i was just kidding
i've tried prostate massagers a few times but never succeeded in getting in orgasm
i still recommend trying it tho

>>73818767
死なないで(´;ω;｀)

なんでスレが5つあるの( ´ ▽ ` ;)

>>73820360
tark at randam じゃないと気に入らない自閉症のおかげ
以前もテンプレがtalk at random になった時に同じ事をしてた

ラーメン食べていきまーす


袋麺の(b ･`ω･´)

>>73820360
オージーおはよう(・ω・)ノ
1.名無しの仏くんがスレたて
2.テンプレが気に入らないFくんがもう一つスレたてる
3.名無しの日くん(恐らくFくんスレを支持)が、名無し仏くんと同じOP画像でスレたてる

>>73820360
オーちゃんへのサービス

>>73820670
>袋麺の(b ･`ω･´)
こんな日本がたいへんなときに呑気にマルちゃん製麺なんて食べやがって
けしからん、二袋よこせ

ちょっとした疑問なんだけど
日本語勉強する外人て、日本語の難点あげるときに
文字が三つあるので覚えたり使い分けがめんどくせぇ
とか
漢字が難しくて嫌い
とかいうけど、敬語って難しいとは感じないのかな?平均的にどの程度把握してるんだろう
日本人からしたら敬語が一番めんどくさいんだけど

>>73820838
ざんねーん
最後の食べちゃったわ

>>73820904
奇遇ですね
漢字は難しいと一度も思ってないけど、最近敬語が日本語より難しいって思ってる

>>73820904
ほとんどの外人は敬語の正しい使い方を勉強しない
するとしたら「ご~下さい」くらいだけ

外人を困惑させたいのなら受身の敬語を使ってみて

>>73820670
こちらもラーメン
(カップヌードル チリクラブ)
うまv(・ω・)vうま

>>73821669
シーフードヌードル最強

honestly , how to study japanese without feeling shame?

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>>73822125
Is there an inner weeb inside of you, my friend?

>>73822236

>>73821519
>>73821658
やっぱりそうなのか
ありがとう

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that good feel when rich enough to live a life free of whites

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>>73822447

perU? how does this picture make you feel? peru? i am very worried