/brit/

3rd for el salvador

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marion

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>>73804112
>Hope he does turn out to be gay. He's going to be such a cute twink in a few years.

homosexuality is a mental disorder.

el salvador?

>>73804337
no it isn't

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san salvador

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qKCl9NL1Cg

I think I prefer British politics where the worst that happens is Milliband looking silly eating a sandwich or Tim Farron looking awkward

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would you, lads?

>>73804355
Kek

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>a qt Russian told me my name made her wet

>Barron trump
>gay

He's clearly destined to be a trap with YUGE daddy issues

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hmm yes

>>73804370
i think i'm starting to develop a foot fetish.

i always thought they were disgusting. Armpits on the other hand make me diamond hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu71O36zwiw

reposting encouraging white people for anus flag

Question: Will captcha ever fuck off with asking me to draw circles around objects with a fucking touchpad?

whats my name?

>>73804406
It wasn't Tony Blair

It was a Jewish woman

>>73804366
so much for the tolerant left :x

What left wing country should I move to lads

>>73804333
>Marion
>Not Cotillard

>>73804355
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shadilay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNriNoWOtXA

>>73804370
I imagine there's just as much blood on her feet as there are blood on her hands.

>>73804447
netherlands

>>73804447
Ulanbataar

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the gf

>>73804502
?

>>73804333


my Jewess

>>73804502

Think they just elected a conservative government though :/

>>73804448
once i see the tits, i'm disillusioned. god i hope alison brie never shows her tits

making diner

Don't reply to it in this thread lads

>>73804447
El Salvador.

BLACKED - Marion Le Pen

>>73804355
>1 retweet
>fake profile pic

Hmm

Vasoconstriction from these seeds is CANING my heart lads

this might be my last ever post

goodbye lids

>>73804424
kenshiro

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>tfw no gf ;_;
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1492626756057.webm

>>73804403
why would happen if the president son came out as transgender
might just break america

What's my name?

>>73804604
how is the high?

Depressing that the only type of countries we have in the world are neo liberal capitalist ones desu

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=041nXAAn714
>the patriotic national anthem of England
>written by a literal republican anarchist

>>73804606
thx george

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License fee being used well as usual

>>73804634
he'd just bury him, like his other daughter that isn't ivanka

>>73804674
filtered desu

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h-hey

so tired

so tired

but on the other hand i had a nice dinner
nice
look all gone
all gone

so tomorrow i have to drive to dublin
dublin of all places

i hate it

i hate driving around the m50
hate it

and that new
mohaiio
motorway
on the way up to dublin
god its so long
hate it
well
tis alright like
but
'tis nowt'n to look at

but on the other hand its to go to the airport
dont mind thish

>>73804540
you probably just need a change of scenery

waiting for the "I'm outside" text from the gf

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Just found out that Putin once said diversity was one of Russia's strengths hahaha smdh

...sigh, ((((they)))) really do get to everybody, don't ((((they))))?

>>73804657
It is fun not going to lie. Body feels very surreal and heavy, it is enjoyable. Clear thoughts are harder to come by. I feel, as the kids would put it, 'fucked', governor

Don't know why I smoke weed anymore. Just makes me irritable and restless.

>>73804772
any visuals? i forgot if they were psychedelic or what it was

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lads...

>>73804751
FONC

Diversity is one of America's strengths

Waaaaaaaaaaaah

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I'm feeling a bit sad so I have mental health problems.

Fuck off.

>>73804778
stop then you frickin degenerate

Mum caught me looking through her drawers again, don't know how I'm going to explain myself

>>73804819
ye

europe's as well

>>73804802
retardedly small amount of chocolate for how much sticks there were

>>73804802
nutella is runt tier

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reee reeeee

>>73804800
brightening of colours, not really much else. ive had CEVs in the past though

>>73804832
unironically used to wank with my sisters knickers desu

who else /keto/ here?

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KEK funny image xDDDD

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where did it all go wrong?

*pants*

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>who else /keto/ here?

>>73804855
haha

>>73804751
I had a wonderful and productive conversation today.She called me to bitch about how she wanted a 144 golden blonde paint or some shit but got a 6-something platinum.
when i didn't consider this to be the end of the world she exploded on me.

women are wonderful.

how about you just not dye your hair bitch?

>>73804872
what drug is this?

Wanked with my aunties knickers once

>>73804855
even if I dip every single one there's always some left, don't know what you're on about
>>73804863
haha no

>>73804819
i envy your strength

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I wonder if I've built up an air of mystique around the fact that I've never been known to date anyone, or if people just realise the truth (that I'm a socially awkward runt).

>>73804873

Shame my sister(male) is a munter, I would've done the same desu

JANNY

>>73804957
Can some one make like a milk-tits variant of BRAAAP?

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Je voulais être étranglé par les grosses cuisses noires d'une déesse jamaïcaine. Je veux bouffer le cul d'une noiraude pendant des heures.

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the lads

>>73804971
this image is aesthetically pleasing

>>73804939
She just wants to look nice for you! :3 x

>>73805002
MUMMY MILKIES

>>73804944
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/100-UNTREATED-Hawaiian-Baby-Woodrose-Seeds-Argyreia-Nervosa-FRESH-HARVEST-/172409527584?hash=item2824689d20:g:M5QAAOSwbsBXk4DH

>>73805030
more like she wants to look nicer so she can cheat on him

>>73805013
Knew what this webm was gonna be

>>73805005
bon post

Tried wanking with my girlfriends knickers once but then I remembered how disgusting and repellant she is and stopped feeling ashamed of myself

>>73804413
used to sniff my gf's armpits inbed
and suck her feet.

she was pretty odourless too

>>73805002
SHABOIIIIIING

>>73805057
Think you're bringing some personal stuff into this post mate

>>73805056
hmmmm interesting have not heard of this

http://www.ebay.com/itm/282438324055
http://www.ebay.com/itm/282438324055
http://www.ebay.com/itm/282438324055

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cant keep up
im subbed to other people as well

>>73804684
Хтo, Tифaнi?

>tinder tells me 38 people swiped right on me
>wait till i can swipe again
>not one match

why would you lie to me like that?

>>73805131
Fuck off Swooce

>>73805143
they straight up lie about it. did that to me also

>>73805125
Stop watching a raving lunatic then , you saddo

>>73805125
who?

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Someone explain to me what full kit means and why it's apparently a bad thing

>>73805121
lad it feels like breaking new grounds with legal drugs

they are good craic

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people said mean things to me :(((

Addicted to wanking with a dildo dangerously considering taking a cock up the arse

Fucking 4chan made me bent

the bio oil must flow

>>73805013

/brit/ should do this one day

>>73805125
why does he tuck his shirt in

>>73805160
rreeeeeee

>>73805104
lol nah i've never had a gf
never even been on a date
never a kissed a girl
never held a girl's hand
never stared into a girl's eyes
never shared a moment, never had a 1 on 1 personal, meaningful conversation.
i don't have any female friends.
i don't have any friends actually.

i thought kale would taste bad, it's actually pretty good. nice and crunchy

>>73805191
bet not one person said a singth one of these to her

>>73805125
Guessing the hot water is fixed then

>>73805191
All me

15 minutes to myself before the wife gets back with her bf what should I do lads?

>>73805243
>i thought kale would taste bad, it's actually pretty good. nice and crunchy
why would you think that, fatass? what vegetable actually doesn't taste good?

>>73805229
its good manners

>>73805191
nice 2d chebs

>>73805267
escape

>>73805267
may as well go heat up the cuck chair in the cuck shed

>>73805246
In Ireland yeah they would
>>73805238
Yeah exactly

>>73805243
Cauliflower and Broccolli is delicious, you put some olive oil on that shit and you're ready to go

>in 2017 there are several people in a recurring thread on an online imageboard who regularly keep up with a schizophrenic former actor and his life in a rented flat in High Wycombe through YouTube

we are living in the future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FioL53uxK2Q

They really did a number on America

>>73805238
done all these things
havnt done a single one in years, no friends either lol

i thought semen would taste bad, it's actually pretty good. nice and salty.

>>73805125
why is he always so greasy????????

>>73804768
appeals to diversity are just an excuse for imperialism of russians.

Tatarstan, Bashkortostan, Sakha, Tuva, Buryatia, Chechenya, Karelia

all countries that should be independent, but are considered integral russian clay.

It's like saying britain's strength is being made up of wales, scotland, ni and the UK

i wish (((they))) would give back julian assange

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runt bullying are tim

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>Rafael: Heeyy, Hunky Unky TOONÉÉ, hur, hur, hur

>>73805370
need him out of business

>>73805367
why? liar, russian spy, rapist. Nothing likeable about him

Need a new fetish to wank to lads been stuck on crossdresser and shemales for the past two years

wanked to some lactating lesbians a while back it was alri

>>73805313
they're just a bunch of trust fund anarchists

was mid wank but got bored

may as well start again

>>73805238
had a gf - yes
been on a date - yes
kissed a girl - yes
held a girl's hand - yes
stared into girl's eyes - yes
meaningful conversation - yes
female friends - yes
friends - yes

fuck yeah am winning

>>73805326
Oh come on, people have friends, they just do. Between elementary school, high school, college, whoever is working with you at your job, you can't NOT have them even if you don't like them, it's virtually impossible.

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>>73804802
lad..

>tfw trust fund kid but still no gf

>>73805411
farts

>>73805434
FONT

>>73805352

nah its bio oil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5fRRfKsr6U

date tomorrow so had to masturbate four times out of nervousness fuck sake hope it doesn't affect my hard on if i do get to bring her back after

>>73805453
fuckk I need this

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>>73805411
fat girls lad

>>73805437
check your normie privilege normie

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Oy vey, shut her down!

The wife tells me the black bull has got me a new toy

Really hoping for a PlayStation game desu

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The """"""food""""""

wankers

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>>73805437
howling and hooting

CRAVING lucozade orange

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what did he mean by this?

>>73805508
Kek

>>73805411
girls fucking guys up the ass

>73805410
just fucking well shut up, nobody appreciates the globalist's bait.

>>73805494

Did manage a wank to feeding porn

>>73805494
that's fucking foul

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>>73805532
>skimmed milk
think I know why

>>73805508
wew

>>73805411
in 2 years your tolerance of normal porn has probably fallen so you can go back. congratulations, youre cured

>>73805513
why didnt you put it at the centre of the plate?

>>73804957
>FRONT Magazine

GOOD LAD

>>73805566
what "bait"? it's the truth

>>73805513

>caviar

Fuck off posh twat

I've had sex dreams before but I've never had a wet dream and neither have my mates (if they're being honest).

Am I weird or are wet dreams rare, sex ed at school made me think everyone had them.

>>73805411
interracial lesbian black on white dominance facesitting

>>73805532
he epitomises the phrase "face like a slapped arse"

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Post em'
>tfw fastest internet on /brit/
http://www.speedtest.net/result/6231103766.png

>>73805587
i am an artist

>>73805614
don't think I know of anyone who had a wet dream either

>>73805238
gf - no
date - no
kissed - no
held hand - no
stared in eyes - no
meaningful conversation - no
female friends - no
friends - yes

i beat you y*nk

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the 'er

funny how much coverage the chechnyan "concentration camps" are getting without a single mention of the i word

>>73805614
they usually come on if you don't jerk off enough and you're not having sex.

so if you're not jerking off enough

>73805654
virgin media

>>73805654
>fastest internet on /brit/
>165mb/s
My internet is unironically faster and I'm Australian lmao

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>>73804356
yes it is

Drinking green tea. Can feel the antioxidants flowing through my bloodstream. Hope all of you lads get a daily dose of the stuff

Can't wait for Labour to win the election.

>>73805614
i have sex dreams but always wake up when im enjoying them too much, have never cum from a sex dream

>>73805513
WOW!!! THAT REALLY DOES LOOK VERY VERY GOOD!!! DID I SAY IT LOOKS GOOD!!!! HUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! YA IT LOOKS GOOD, I BET IT WAS TOO!! GOOD TO THE VERY LAST CHEW!! TO THE VERY VERY LAST SPECK OF IT!!!! EVEN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH!!! OH YEAH NOW YOU CAN TASTE IT ALL OVER AGAIN!!!! YUM!!!! AS I SET HERE LOOKING AT YOUR’S AND SWALLOWING YO HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY!!! I JUST ABOUT CAN TASTE IT MYSELF!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SO SO SO TASTY!!! AND SMELLS SO YUMMY!!! LOVE YOU BYE!!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT THE FOLKS!! I DON’T NEED A RIDE!!! I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO SMELL THIS ALL THE WAY OUT THERE!!! LOVE YOU !!! :)

>>73805514
TWAT

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>He isnt voting Lib Dem

https://youtu.be/qqvxRVSLrcM?t=9

Despise right wing "ideals"

>>73805718
>but always wake up when im enjoying them too much

fucking suffering

>>73805716
what flavour lad

hope there isn't a regular and im embarrassing myself with this question

>>73805614
I had them as a teenager because I didn't masturbate until after I lost my virginity

>>73805705
Post it you lying cunt

>>73805614
Came irl once during a lucid dream when I was fucking a girl in said dream

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>>73805614
>neither have my mates (if they're being honest).
but how to know? by checking their cocks e'ry morn?

>>73805748
fuck off tim

>>73804447
Venezuela, have fun

So I was up in Alaska

turlemong in?

>>73805513
have you been sick?

>just woke up

FOR FUCKS SAKE, I missed my damn delivery again. They're not gonna be angry when I reorder it right?

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Yakult, lads

>>73805762
Regular

Should I become a sperm donor so that I can ensure that my genes get passed on, without having to worry about all this nonsense about acquiring a gf?

>>73805804

bottled chink spunk desu

Apparently something big is happening in Cheadle, huge media blackout right now.

>>73805779
and you saw snow?

Reminder communism (by which I mean marxs communism, true communism) has yet to be successfully tried

>>73805687
looks like cat vomit

>>73805801
gonna be pissed m8

>>73805762
Regular

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>>73805654

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>>73805811

>>73805804
might drink some of this probiotic drink and take some antibiotics and see what happens

just burped

>>73804540
Brum

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>he's voting lib dem

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fresh new election meme

>>73805767
pretty sure an internet speed test would use all the aussies internet allowance

>>73805832
>marxs communism, true communism

Not so fast, kid
t. Bakunin

>>73805832
thank god

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>>73805804
hmm

>>73805853
*tosses a jelly bean into her mouth*

kokachin is fit for days

>>73805854
>being a blairite
even worse than being a leftist desu

>>73805804
gave me diarrhoea

>When the lefties start to shuffle in in the evening to shitpost their basic bitch political wank
/Brit/ is an accelerationist general

>>73804447
Cuba, mi amigo muy intelligente!!

>>73805804
Why is it so small? Why can't I drink a 500ml bottle of it?

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gf just sent me this

Almost everyone in Europe before 1939 was anti-semitic

definitely voting labour

voted for big dave last time and then he fucked us over massively with the referendum so i shan't be voting tories ever again

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3s8nWn194A

Japlad

>>73805914
send it back

>>73805917
see where that got them

>>73805170
Try phenibut, the russians give it to their astronauts to calm them down
https://www.nootropics.eu/product/phenibut/

Feel sorry you missed it when research chemicals were the biz

>>73805917
Not the Jewish citizens...

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>>73805938

oi you cheeky fuck

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>>73805956
>gf (male)

any new rosy pics?

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:33

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>>73805880

*teleports behind you*

Going somewhere revisionist?

>>73805935
is this actually him
it's like watching the undatables, christ

*punishes Germany*

ex-gf used to call me daddy during her sex but her dad was dead, kind of made me uncomfortable to be honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a72XJWmBM6w

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>>73806018
>that couple snogging right next to her

>>73806060
i had a weird thing like this with my gf

she used to have a pet name that only her estranged father and myself called her.

>>73806018
me on the right noshing on my sister

>>73805303
never been too fond or broccoli or cauliflower
>>73805268
asparagus tastes like piss

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>>73805878
>>73805767

>>73805945
Is it actually a noticeable effect that it gives you?

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>>73806018
why are south american girls so fucking thicc

>>73806018
the favela gf

>>73806112
*calls the number and puts on my girl voice*

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>>73805909

>>73806102
that's sort of the point of asparagus, it's bitter

Watching Das Boot lads

considering moving to thailand/taiwan for the large yakult bottles

>>73805935

>Dating a single mother

feel sorry for him desu. He seems a bit young

watching tranny porn

DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND ÜBER ALLES

Thinking of getting a job as a cum cleaner at a brothel

yakult + coke

how do i tell the fwb i want her to come over, but just to bow me, not have sex bc im not in the mood?

when will westminster finally address the tranny porn epidemic

>>73806215

What artist?

>>73806082
that is pretty weird why are you still with her you pervert?

>>73806168
I still think it could be bigger

>>73804604
Never had Hawaiian baby wood rose
I have had Morning Glory several times which have the same effects (but you need to eat more)

Felt like acid honestly when I had a big "dose" of them, except they made me VERY nauseous and the blood vessel tightening in my legs was uncomfortable

I can hardly take them anymore because even the smell of them makes me want to vomit now
Very nice trip though, lasted for like a good 12 hours and strong too with visuals and sounds

>>73806208
not the best excuse to cover up your nonce activities desu

>>73806200
that ost is such a bangre

>>73806250
>tranny porn
>art

>>73806245

this desu. We need state subsidies

>>73806295
the government has a mandate to provide all citizens with a qt trap gf(male)

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>>73806063
>alri
what the fuck did i just watch

>>73806316
REFUGEES WELCOME

>>73806250
domino presley

peng ting

>>73806265
Best part is when they're racing on the surface over the heavy swell
Being a submariner back then must have been intense

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>>73806350
what are you on about

>>73806192
the point of a food item is to taste bad?

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>>73806063
>WMBF

yesss housemate just left
time to got the dildos

Reading 'The Sex God Method' lads

Hopefully it pays dividends

>>73806063
this is like shaun of the dead

>>73806434
not bad, just like...mustard, no one uses a spoon to eat mustard raw, it's very bitter. asparagus is a side dish

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So fucking tasty

>>73806129
Take 4 grams and it feels like a mix of ketamine with mdma and benzos

i know what you're all thinking and you might be right
i am indeed holding onto my absolute belter of a post until next thread

>>73806518
if you're retarded

>>73806063
christ i hate tim farron

*sniffs your willy*

>>73806520
*surreptitiously mass orders*

>>73806518
Do bongs not have the big bottles there?
So uncivilized

>>73806579
._.

Been wanking without cumming for days. Building up to let my friend fuck me in my butt soon. Wonder what it will be like.

>>73806600
neither do you

>>73806527
absolute bender of a post more like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AplplK2fRhE
tune

>>73806605
FOY

is there a man named Dick Cummings

just lost 40 quid on the footie lads

>>73806063
NEEEEEEED a gf like her

>>73806616
:^)

>>73806683
race traitor

Want to lose weight but I really like eating sugary biscuits and not exercising.

>>73806692
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>73806702
hope you're spreading butter on those biscuits boyo

>>73806647
https://www.google.pl/search?q=richard+cummings

>>73806724
fucking animals is a bad thing

>Check my iPod/Artists/Bjork
>don't have the album I want to listen to loaded

>:^[

>>73806759
>.pl
A FUCKING BRICKLAYER

>>73806775
The only animals are racists.

>>73806792
>>73806792

>>73806826
t. monkey fucker

>>73806255
Not she's gone nwo

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>>73806630
Good post.

Bonus fun fact: Illmatic was released 23 years ago today.