Late night edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UTBfMMH2M8&t=24s
dara
the jailbait gf
Pouring my drink down the sink cos ive no time to think
>>73802448
t. Fenian
>>73802445
>>73802448
Mummy is making pork chops and potato bake for my tea :3
gf just sent me this
it'd be funny if the tories lost
though that probably won't happen
making everybody fat and depressed is a plan created by the jewish globalists to turn people into weaklings not capable of anything except eating and being miserable so they can assert their domination
>>73802455
They fucked irl and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>73802455
post the whole video
it makes me sad and envious
>>73802486
working desu
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.
>tfw got a boner and everybody saw
feeling pretty waved after these hawaiin baby woodrose seeds ladssssss
/fit/ is shit
imagine being american lol
Take it we're all getting nicely DUDE weeded for tomorrow?
>>73802480
Bet she has a wonderful pussy
Be honest /brit/, am I white?
Lads, behold the runt circus that is /brit/
>Thailand is a nonce
>Greater London is black
>Bedfordshire is a bender
>The Americans are all hopelessly retarded
>Israel keeps everyone pacified with porn
>Swansea is a women-hating turbo neckbeard lanklet attention whore who probably can't grow facial hair and will never have a girlfriend
>The aggressive Irishman can still not spell 'you're'
>Canadians are so awful compared to their stereotypes or even behaviour outside of the general that I'm led to believe that they are not real Canadians, or are all secretly Quebecois
>Mexico has posted dozens of times but has provided neither a single (You) nor a point of discussion
>Denmark is a communist in support of the EU
>Algeria is an actual rapist and his hair is receding to North Pole levels
>Lithuania enters the thread purely to hurl attacks towards the general population of the thread and our nation, then promptly leaves
>Devon moderates the threads (for free!)
>South Yorkshire posts hats
>And don't even get me started on fucking Lancashire
Remind me again why you continue to visit this general.
Any Marxist candidates in this election?
>>73802505
keep me posted x
how'd you take them?
>>73802534
why? what's so special about 20/4?
>>73802534
mate asked if I wanted to go to Hyde park and have a doob
told him to fuck off and stop being such a runt
>>73802502
Kek
>>73802543
post willy xx
>>73802547
>reddit flags
remind me again why you do
>>73802487
delete this
>londoners will defend this
oh shit it's my birthday in a few days
I think my mum's forgotten
ngl I love the smell of my cock and balls after I workout
so sweaty and hot, makes me horny
>>73802547
Were else am I going to go?
>>73802549
comrade corbers
doing a watch
>>73802497
>>73802576
literally despise people who are left wing or right wing
only respect centrists
>>73802581
pics xx
>prince harry has mental health problems
Awwww diddums! being ridiculously rich and powerful without working must be so hard
>>73802578
ah yes the famous vancouver, BC borough of london
ALRI /brit/ LETS DO IT
ALRI
ALRI
ALRI ALRI ALRI
>b-but Corbyn has no good policies!!
/brit/ BTFO yet again
>>73802550
munched the fuckers
think my body's accustomed to the nausea now, dont really feel it anymore
>>73802612
you ever had a gf?
>>73802549
TUSC?
about to have a stern word with the ol cock & bollocks
SNP will lose 50% of their seats, scots are sick of them and don't want independence anymore
cap this post
some people are just so rude and awful
>>73802643
as if
waste of time at this age
>>73802623
He's a ginger and a bastard child
>>73802612
>>73802641
You're a cruel man, Jack Sparrah
>>73802641
>>73802578
that's probably land that a corporation wanted to build a mall on or something, no way anyone would pay that for such a shitty house
>>73802641
here's a better list from last year
>>73802623
yeah but you can't have any fun with it mate
slip up once and you're fucked
>>73802612
ah yes I'm sure she won't regret that in six months time
>>73802455
Is that the lad from Skins? He's a friend of a friend desu, went round to his house a few times when I was younger, friendly lad. Probably an arrogant runt who will never amount to anything again in his life though now I'd imagine.
gf leaked me this
>>73802623
It was a whole fucking day of British 'news' media devoted to the feelings of poor Prince Harry, murderer of Afghani children.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghhFKY96XmQ
going bowling with the gf tonight lads
>>73802706
got Tottenham's top boys en route as we speak
>>73802653
It's literally better for Scotland to remain in the UK and vote for a party that wants the UK back in the EU, which is exactly what will happened circa 2025.
Cap this post.
>>73802623
His mum died when he was 12 and he did fuckall to process it for 20 years
>>73802612
>120% volume
idiot, hope you get permanent damage
>>73802547
And cornwall is a twat
>>73802706
>Baron Fullkitwanker
Expected.
>>73802693
>slip up once and you're fucked
He did drugs with hookers in Vegas whilst dressed as a Nazi blackshirt
How is that not a slip?
>>73802706
BLUD SENPAI BLUD INI
>>73802706
as a spurs fan wtf I hate trump now
>>73802706
>>73802641
rent control is shit
>>73802698
reported for mirror nudity x
>>73802444
>>73802444
>i've seen you make the exact same post 3 or 4 times, extrapolating that you make it all the time
not in the same day, bud. if i make a vocaroo thread, i'll just cross-post it in a few generals in order to get it started. i only do that one per general, because that's all it needs.
if you've seen it 3 or 4 times that's simply because you're a NEET who spends way too much time on 4chan. these threads reach the bump limit in like 2 hours max, and every time you update the page there's like a dozen new posts. so you apparently sit glued to your screen reading every single new post, thread after thread.
>nobody wants to join in with your shite thread
and yet every time people do.
going to the shrink lads
Will never respect corbyn after his stance during the referendum
I can't wait for the yellow surge
>>73802547
I unironically fit in with all those people, wouldn't want to meet them tho
>>73802766
What's wrong with Cornwall?
>>73802796
didnt read a second time
>>73802809
kotyank
why do girls think that flat square fringe looks good?
no matter how attractive you are, it's still ugly.
>>73802746
by 2025 the EU will be furher Germany and maybe France and Italy limping along.
It's kind of amazing how many countries they've managed to piss off
who the fuck signed up for the eu dictating national policy to members?
>>73802793
not happy about this
>>73802643
no ;_; but not a virgin if that's what you meant
>>73802671
fuck off fat cunt browsing brit at 30 is a lot worse than browsing is at 19 sod off grandad
>>73802834
Think youll find thats incorrect
wondering how many dicks mark has had up his poohole in prison
willy willy willy
bum bum bum
willy willy willy
bum bum bum
willy
bum
willy
bum
willy willy willy
bum bum bum
>>73802547
>reddit flags
Off yourself
>>73802706
wonder if he is wenger out or wenger in
My gran is 100% convinced Diet Coke / Pepsi gives people cancer so she always buys interesting fizzy drinks.
https://youtu.be/PqLtalTMa90?t=3m19s
>hentai in my history
>>73802570
>>73802908
only people with reddit flags installed could know he has reddit flags
runtbergs
wtf I love labour now
>>73802834
Nah it looks top tier on the right girl
>>73802932
That one tastes like poo. Best one is the coconut and lime
>>73802875
Delet this classphobic post mate
>>73802641
>>73802932
gentle reminder that Lilt and Lilt-like products lower your sperm count
>>73802851
>wasting the best years of your life on 4chan
>>73802932
jelly, that stuff is good
kev > tim crew checking in
>>73802946
he's referencing popular reddit flaggers in his post which they never shut up about
mong
realised today that shitposting is probably the most cretinous activity possible
still fun
>>73803013
>kev
dead meme
>>73802830
>he's still in these threads
i understand that the job market is very rough in the north, and there's not much to do. but you've gotta find something. 4chan is unhealthy, bud.
>it's yank claim the didn't lost Vietnam episode
>>73803013
kev is a dead meme
/fit/ is shit
really quite enjoying /fug/
>>73802771
ain't seen him do it since
no doubt he got absolutely bollocked by advisors and banned which is why he now has to do this boring shit
>>73802641
>1 million new jobs is a policy
>>73802942
Too much bass in this spastic's songs
Possibly getting laid on Friday with a British girl I met on Tinder.
Wish me the best of luck.
EU tolerance at full steam
http://www.eutimes.net/2017/04/eu-threatens-poland-and-hungary-with-expulsion-if-they-continue-rejecting-muslims/
>>73803013
here
https://youtu.be/C-7Ybln59LE?t=15m16s
You're at a house party when this comes on. Tim's cover and all. What do you do?
>>73802547
half these people dont post any more
>>73803088
wear a condom
>>73803088
post a pic of her
Might buy some pomade
>>73803086
that's the point a lot of the time
example: sipping tea in your hood
>making unhealthy food cheaper than healthy fresh food
>available pornography at ease instead of brothels
>widespread of television
>acknowledging mental illnesses
many such things installed by jews into the occidental society to destroy it and to slowly reduce everyone into slavery, banks and finance being the masters
>>73802949
stop voting labour
>>73803038
FOY
never had mountain dew, root beer/ginger beer, rubicon, lilt, j2o
>>73802869
>>73802954
runt fucking taste
Stop being right wing
>>73803155
retard
>>73803180
>root beer
i heard that most europeans don't have root beer. is that true?
>>73803155
t. mentally ill
>>73803157
Stop voting Labour 2.0
>>73802998
how the fuck do I get off here im addicted
@73803155
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
Business idea: we take the landlords, put them up against a wall and shoot them.
>>73803204
0.20 euros have been put into your account
>>73803088
don't wear a condom
>>73803259
cheers
you reckon if you stepped out in front of a bus doing 15-20mph it would be enough to kill you?
asking for a mate haha
>>73803258
good post
>>73803088
don't post a pic of her
mum found the poo scissors
Lion is a top film
hmmmmmmm
>>73803200
Stop not being right-wing
>>73803235
get a girlfriend lad so you can look at us in pity whilst we look at you in pity for being a future wageslave
>>73803229
Good patter
>>73803280
fuck off ally!
>>73802834
example
>>73803235
meh, my whole job is structured around traveling and pretending i give a shit about what people say, i like it here. when someone thinks you're a faggot, they call you a faggot, it's refreshing.
4chan is good people
>>73803229
>tattoos
ah yes, the universal symbol of a dickhead
ive been dropping too much truth lately... either in my furtherings of the hegelian dialectic or my fine analysis of Léon Bloy's Le salut par les Juifs... but if they lookin for me its also for slowly unraveling all the small mysteries of our contemporary society... they want me dead.... see them knocking at my door at night................
>>73803324
grim
unironically think tim has a good singing voice
>>73802641
son of a bitch
It's not working lads, will be baby face for life
Business idea: Ban Buy-to-let
>the poo scissors
>>73803313
>somehow owns a school ID
Kek'd
>>73803298
Four Lions is better
>>73803381
...swipe down will set you free...
>>73803396
not everyone's meant to have a beard
>>73803361
yeah nah fuck off faglord
how old were you when you first fingered a girl?
>>73803396
so? shaving just gets annoying
>>73802706
>the son of the AMERICAN president plays a BRITISH sport
how cucked can one country be desu?
Looked at myself with the ol' top off and i think its time to cut lads baka
>weekend and evening /brit/ when students, workers and other productive members of society are on is left-wing, intelligent, fun, interesting, avant-garde
>weekday /brit/ when the productive members of society are busy and only NEETs are on is bitter, angry, right-wing, racist, repetitive and depressing
makes you think........
>>73803324
ill try
Hey everybody
>>73803361
Slobodan Milosevic did nothing wrong.
>at work
>they give me fuck all to do all day
>30 minutes before i go home
>boss says 'I need this on my desk before 9 tomorrow'
>its a task that takes me two hour to complete
ahh yes
>only just got home now
>>73803400
Great post
>>73803420
fannys are disgusting
>>73803443
consider myself a right wing ethnonationalist but when i take those political compass tests i'm just slightly left of centre
>>73803420
18, bit late
fresh axel arigatos have arrived lads
>>73803455
Tell him to fuck off and have a bit of respect
>>73803435
fuck off normie
>>73803419
>>73803454
see what i mean? it's poetry
tired............... soemtimes when im out.side....... i know theyre there..... walking near me.......... or at the windowss..........
Would you fugg my friends*? They like white men.
*I'm not the fatso on the left. I took the picture.
what's the subtlest way i could reference /brit/?
*braps your path*
>>73803498
hierarchy doesn't work like that
+
the boss has dirt on me, so i've got to be submissive.
>>73803481
took a british i side with yesterday, said i disagreed with brexit and still got UKIP as my most similar party
>>73803522
>el salvador
I know literally nothing about this country
>>73803522
sure
give latina gf pls
>>73803522
2 and 8
*inhales deeply through my nose*
Think how mental it would be if somehow Labour win the election on the 8th
Entire country and Brexit negotiations will be fucked
>>73803548
What does he have on you
>>73803522
no they're all wrinkly fat hags
My gf used to brapppp in bed
wasn't pleasant ngl
the 'ook collection
>>73803579
Labour is a dead party
>>73802698
motherfucker where did you get this
how do you grow long hair? mine piles like a mushroom
>>73803548
>hierarchy means you have sit there like a bitch and take it when he waits until half an hour before work ends and gives you a two hour task which needs to be done by morning
hahaha no, bet you didn't even get paid over time either you spineless man
>>73803592
lol, weird how students have gone from dapper laughs to alt-right in a few years
>>73803594
Im shit at my job, continually put the company in danger through my shortsightedness
but they cba to get rid of me because it will take forever to train someone else.
So essentially he's doing me a favour by keeping my little mistakes under wraps from the bigger boss.
>>73803554
Apparently this song was a bit popular in the UK a few years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UdO_Ij38NI
>>73803565
Come here my man. You will be a god among manlets.
>>73803522
a couple of qts in there
>>73803602
The pseud's starter kit
ne vois tu pas que je suis blessé merde.... jje n'en peux plus... je vais craquer....
>>73803602
>Sartre
good lad
>>73803592
It's try-hard and cringy as fuck, but I agree that they should be allowed to wear it. When you start banning words and symbols you become germany
>>73803645
D-laffs was pretty alt-right 2bh
>>73803653
Stop being such a beta fanny, Jesus Christ.
>>73803544
good god
>>73803602
>Orwell
>Nietzsche
manager just added me on linkedin
>>73803721
>>73803641
desu I'm in the running for a different job
might quit my current one, should i not fuck up the interview
>>73803672
>>73803732
t. too dumb to read Céline
>>73803698
nah hes shite
Gyalchester
How much do you pay for a large pizza with crystal meth topping in the UK? Honest question.
Here you can easily get one delivered to your home for $30.
>>73803702
no one's saying he should be legally barred from wearing it, but it's just in bad taste and makes him look like a right nonce desu
sister just blocked me on linkedin
>>73803702
disagree
the country shouldn't ban it
but the university should have the right to (and should 2bh)
Lennon > McCartney
>showing off what you've read
16-year-old girl tier
Everyone, this is Easter the Toad
He's shy so make him feel welcome
>>73803759
more than enough room in this world for appreciation of both celine and sartre desu
>>73803781
>crystal meth topping
>>73803814
alri yoko
>>73803592
someone probably else wrote it desu, uni white shirt nights always degenerate, whenever I go I autistically write /brit/ on people's shirts
>>73803809
howling
>>73803888
literal reddit post, i saw it on me_irl like two hours ago
>>73803759
>Celine
thinking of a novel idea
how about a uni student befriending a lad of a similar age who is a native of the town the uni is in.
>not enjoying the taste of the ol' lickeroo
>approved /brit/ political parties
>Labour
>SNP
>Greens
Anything else and you can just fuck off back to brit/pol/ you toff cunt
>>73803906
back to ddit you go liam
>>73803906
>i saw it on me_irl
'ddit
>>73803809
>shorter, skinnier and uglier
how can you have that little awareness
>>73803814
lennon started making good music once he met yoko ono
>>73803906
literal reddit post saw it on me_irl like an hour ago
Any lads want to move to Antarctica when it melts over?
Why is drumpfs son so damn effeminate?
>>73803888
>>73803906
don't get it
a semi-autobiographical novel, perhaps?
business idea: stacey dooley films a group of /brit/ autists in magaluf
>>73803975
probably wasn't meant for you either then
>>73803973
'nce
McCartney's solo work was by far the best out of all the Beatles. Isn't even close. Followed by George Harrison, then Lennon and obviously Ringo Starr after a huge power gap.
>>73803973
neocon cucks usually are effeminate faggots
>>73803973
Ahh yes the ol' racist shoes I see
Business idea : move to a more left wing country
>>73803973
He's 12 and 6'2
>>73804026
don't care
the 'za
>>73803973
>Autism shoes
>>73803796
>implying private member clubs should have rules
>>73803522
i'd shag 1, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10 and 11
didnt realise El Salvador had a middle class
>>73803973
he's like 12 or something so puberty hasn't hit him yet
also tall
>>73803973
>new balance
>>73804039
>6'2
fucking lol, people here need to get the tape measure out. delusional
>Alt-right activists literally chased off Auburn campus by hundreds of students. Full sprint.
https://twitter.com/cjoyner/status/854517981413507072
>>73803973
Hope he does turn out to be gay. He's going to be such a cute twink in a few years.
>>73803973
hes barely reached puberty you nonce
>>73804059
what the fuck am i looking at
>>73804059
atrocious
what's that in the middle that sort of look like raw penne?
>>73804105
absolute state of these so called 'militant' alt-right lads
>>73804073
I hate that alt-rightists get pissed off at private institutions banning things.
I hate that leftists get pissed off at private institutions not banning things.
inb4 unis are publically funded lalala - true but i cba to refute that point
https://youtu.be/5NJZre-2QBE
doing a les claypool
>>73804105
GOOD NIGHT WHITE PRIDE
>>73802641
>1 million new jobs is a policy
>>73804059
thought every Frenchman knew how to cook
>>73803783
oh for sure. did you hear about those "Soldiers of Odin" walking around Melbourne? I heard "Soldiers of Odin I almost choked on my food from laughter.
>>73803796
No it shouldn't. Fuck off with your Yale shit, you're missing the spirit of a univ
>pol jumps to defend trumps manlet twink son
>>73804129
the 4 sticks? surimi
>>73804122
>>73804180
'nce
Imagine noncing Barron up the botty and hearing his cute little moans and just as you're about to cum his dad bursts through the door.
How completely fucked are you?
>>73804105
But he still spoke.
i, actually, advocate "white pride" movement if their prides are that much damaged
i just didn't know white people are suffering by their pride issue
barron trump at 15 is going to be 8 ft tall
>>73804029
>>73804031
>>73804039
>>73804062
>>73804083
>>73804093
>>73804112
is it really appropriate to be judging a 12 year old?
ffs
>>73804177
french """cuisine""" is a meme
>>73804252
He's had sex with at least as many girls as you.
>>73804062
>>Autism shoes
You must be the one with autism
New Balance are turbonormie shoes
>>73804252
ah yes here comes the nonce
>>73804236
hahahaha
>>73804268
>>73804268
>>73804268
new
>>73804291
you can't just stop nonceposting can you?
>>73804240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu71O36zwiw
Encouraging White People
>>73803420
Sixteen same girl that I lost my virginity and had my first kiss with, also first time I ever got properly punched was by her dad so lots of firsts
>>73804059
lol wtf