/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

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>>73803744
nice dubs

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the boyos

>>73803806
mental that hitler and churchill both fought in the first world war

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First for Extraflags
https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan

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>>73803792
Sankyuu

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Daily remembers that krauts are the cuckolds of European powers
It's alright, you're still good, just not as much

>>73804047
*reminder
Also, reminder that germans are the ones wanting Europower

>>73804059
>>73804059
>>73804059

what is this my french friends

How do we solve the Muslim problem lads?

>>73804255
a masterpiece

>>73804258
*guten Tag's*

>>73804323
in a humane way

@73804258
BKA is listening lads,careful with your replies

*picks a fight with the french ang germans*

>>73804437
there are no (((humane ways))) to deal with this problem and you know that
they are also dealing with the white problem with inhuman ways

Why are Germans so autistic?

>>73804636
Saxon genes

>>73804255
heresy

hi :+)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyhdgRzK1MM

>>73804636
>why are americans so fat?
>why does argentina think its white?
>why are easter europeans always drunk?

Who cares, its funny

>>73804766
:^)

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>>73804255
I am offended. It's French level of american cooking

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>>73804255
>French food

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>His country doesn't play rugby
Explain yourself Germany

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>>73804983
>Implying Parisian food is "food"

>>73805011
w-we have soc- football.. Yeah we have football

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>>73805111
Divegrass you said ? Right I remember playing that as a child, what about real sports ?

>>73805071
Kind of looks like Cajun food which I guess isn't suprising.

>>73805011
>>73805179
Hello homosexual

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>>73805277
Hello, my fellow benter. How do you fare ?

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dont feel very good

>>73805071
I eat cassoulet at least once a week. Is this bad ? Am I Going to become a filthy gascon like you ?

>>73805459
whats up lad?

>>73805496
/fug/ is friendly DO NOT be rude.

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I just had the best fap lads

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>>73805459
In what way?

>>73805537
>/fug/ is friendly
this relationship was built on hate, dumb frog

>>73805580
good job lad

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>>73805496
Adiu, I hope you are, my fellow chocolatine brother.
Can you take the "poche poubelle" on your way out ?
>>73805459
I have a perfect way to fight unhappiness anon, just ask me, pic related btw

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>>73805537
get your proxy off

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>>73805537
>Being friendly
>Not being rude
What sort of imbecile are you ?

>>73805636
Thanks!

>>73805662
Canadians make this board a better place, without us you'd be nothing.

>>73805707
being rude on a mongolian throatsinging forum is too meta

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>>73805658
>chocolatine
I knew you were a occitan scourge m8
I counter-attack with some superior dish.

>>73805580
What did you fap to, tomokoposter ?

>>73805533
>>73805603
>>73805658
failing course
no contact with friends in months
family resent me

specifically I accidentally caught a girls eye later at the bus stop and she intentionally sat as far from me as possible on the bus

>>73805580
spill the beans then

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Any lads want to come with me on an archeology expedition?
Might get bitten by something though

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Which idea group lads?

>>73805818
I-it would be embarrassing to tell.

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contributing a picture i found on the internet to /fug/ food hour

>>73805835
:^(
sucks mane
i also have no luck with the qt's and had to repeat a year

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7hQWQSFick
Send military song lads
For some reasons all military song are depressing.
Brits seems much more jolly instead in war
>>73805818
>Jura
I have no animosity against you. I spent some times in morteau for an intership in Switzerland. Your countryside is ridiculously gorgeous, your people kind and friendly.
Cancoyotte pride world wide !
>>73805835
Seems like me, except I failed my studies months ago.
Go do a WWOOF, it'll save your soul anon. Take a notebook with you and just write. You have no idea how good it'll be for you

>>73805818
what the fuck are you doing with some morbier in the oven, friend ? do you live in morbier maybe and you have some spare left ?

>>73805955
Sure thing,love places like these.

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>Georgian cuisine
I wanna try this brudis

>>73805959
you can never go wrong with offensive lad

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>>73805835
>that last one
Wew, dont take it so badly, dont care what some random woman thinks of you, you have taken it to heart as confirmation of your insecurities when really its nothing, irrelevant

Also, i can sympathise with the friends one, at best i get a few messages back once a week, at best....
Have one or two others who are a bit more often but i'm still feeling the loneliness, wbu?

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>>73805959
aristocratic

>>73806083
i thought of administrative because of coring cost? I am kaiser right now so might be helpful

/fug/ more like fuck haha

>>73806032
You can come with me to a place like that if you want, nothing to bite you there .
Nice to drink and immerse yourself in the place, think of all the little things, think of life etc.

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Would you wear that jacket?

Also, where can i get 90's aesthetic flag merch?

>>73805955
>>73806032
/fug/ meet up perhaps?

>>73806170
that's literally the joke dumb frog

>>73805959
aristocratic

>>73806183
yeah but not like that

second hand store

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>>73806183
No i would not, too foreign, only wear quilted jackets, wax jackets and tweed/twill blazers

>>73806008
>chant des marais
good taste, maybe gascons are human being after all ;)
Thanks, Jura is indeed a good place to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awfejjeHCMM

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feckin food tonight

>>73806008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SISjSXsb1xU

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feckin wine tonight

>>73805971
>German flag

Loli ? Scat ? Furry ?

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>>73806425
yea sure m8

Who would win WW1 with these alliances?

France, Germany and Austria-Hungary vs Russia, Britain and Turkey

Britain, Germany and Turkey vs Russia, Austria-Hungary and France

Britain, Austria-Hungary, Turkey and Italy vs France, Russia and Germany

>>73806512
bestiality probably

>>73806512
None of that ;_; I don't think you'd expect it

>>73806549
wow, is it THAT embarrassing?

>>73806549
futa on male hentai?

>>73803839
every middle aged man during ww2 fought in ww1

>>73806526
hell is that haricot blanc avec du gruyère et du pain de côté, là ?
il sert à quoi le pain ?

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>>73806065
How about this

>>73806532
Whichever one Britain is on the side of, though Britain+Germany would knock out anything, idk about Germany+France, maybe a draw on land= or maybe just a longer war

What are welsh peopel like

>>73806624
gay

>>73806633
gay

>>73806549
gay?

>>73806613
I never understood the concept of fougasse.. Is it bread? Is it a thick pizza? It is too much étouffe chrétien to be eaten on its own... So what's the purpose of fougasses seriously?

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>>73806633
let's kill all white people lads

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>>73806655
you gay-ve me a you haha

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>>73806590
It's not the most fucked up thing ever by 4chan standarts. You just wouldn't expect it.
No,not floor tiles.
>>73806591
No
>>73806655
No

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>>73806674
The one I posted is different from the usual kind in bakeries
And the answer is I don't know, I'm ok with it being T H I C C it's good food when you are hungry

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>>73806396
Despite all the memes ,we still think ourselves as French. We died for French wars,despite being our cultures being shat on since François the 1st
>>73806467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjFNMDk6Kto
Anon you can do better, you can add chores.
It was a nice touch on brexit day tho on /pol/. I can whistle it from memory nowadays.

>>73806678
not a fan of this suggestion

>>73806760
Just ell us you faggot

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So i bought this french cheese. My family says it stinks like hell. They even put a plastic backen around It bc It stinks so bad. I like It tough

>>73806760

Tranny?
Nude in Public?
Femdom?
BDSM?
Forced Nudity?

>>73806799
You're either gonna laugh or tell me to kill myself
>>73806845
BDSM is the most related one out of these

>>73806008
wtf I was tricked by thumbnail, nice song though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOeYPpOblAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo
>Go do a WWOOF, it'll save your soul anon. Take a notebook with you and just write.
Sorry my mind has completely blanked at what a WWOOF means, i'm probably being stupendously retarded. Some sort of walk?
>>73806006
I don't know what i'm going to do. For all the plans I have I could be homeless in 6 months time. All I have is here.
>>73806107
It happens too often, women crossing the street to avoid being too close to me or younger girls laughing at something when I walk by. I keep my head down, i'm not fat and I don't smell. I suppose I just put out an aura of unfriendliness.

Most days I just go to any lectures I can, sit at the back, then leave to come home and get drunk here. Honestly very surprised I made it this far without dropping out, must have just got into a rhythm.

>>73806812
good choice mate, camembert from normandie
coeur de lion is a good brand, makes tasty camembert !
congrats

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>>73806760
Anon, this is what I considered hardcore a year ago, now it sounds tame to me.
Just tell us. We are anonymous

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>>73806812
Yeah camembert has a strong smell but there is worse and it's not that strong in taste compared to like a year old Cantal

>>73806885
TELL. US. RIGHT. NOW.

>>73806923
Im a gurofag ;_;

>>73806885
Bratwurst forcefeeding while tied?

>>73806958
>eating mold
French "people"

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>>73806478
Côtes du Rhône maître-race

>>73806885
Latex?
Living statue?


>>73806890
Theres no way that members of the public just avoid you all the time like that, do you have something wrong with your face? Are you disfigured? Do you wear a leather trenchcoat and a fedora?

>>73806624
we're depressed and poor

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>>73806981
are you the one who posts anime girls with pins stuck in them in /brit/ occasionally

guro isnt that bad, just try having a look at /d/

>>73806175
>>73806199
>/fug/ meetup
>across a sea
I'm not paying 200€ to fly to england to meet up with autists
Either it's somewhere here or i won't go

>>73807045
go to wales every year to pick shrooms

nice place

>>73807078
i wouldnt mind a holiday to Germany
also its typically cheaper than that , depending on if you are looking for cheaper

>>73807078
i cant even be bothered to drive to Berlin to let you kill me tbqh

>>73807018
blue mold is patrician taste tough

>>73807040
>do you have something wrong with your face? Are you disfigured? Do you wear a leather trenchcoat and a fedora?
no no and no

i think i project the image of a fedoralord though

>>73807047
Yep,that's me.

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>>73807018
Moldy cheeses are my absolute favorites
And the Brits make good ones as well, Stilton even makes people have intense dreams

what fags do you smoke?

camel blue here

>>73807078
Why not meet up somewhere along the way? In Belgium f.ex.

>>73807197
How?

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>>73806890
>WWOOF
World-Wide Opportunities on Organic Farms
It's basically get fed and housed on some remote farm, with people asking you to work around 5 hours a days.
And it's absolutely comfy and fulfilling. You have no idea how much time with yourself you have when you have 13 hours of freetime a day with no books, TV or internet to distract you.
And it's fantastic. I remember sitting under the shade of a tree for two hours in Auvergne in the afternoon, after work. it was such a clash with my daily neet life.
It really brings a clash between the modern over stimulated life and the countryside free of stimulation life, where imagination is king.
Just think about it anon. Pay your bill, and go for a month in French or German country side. It literally saved my life, as I was on the verge of suicde before
You don't realise how life can be different under different circumstances until you lived through it.

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>>73807210
Pic related, or Fleur de Pays

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>tfw the meetup will end like that one time /brit/ tried to meet up

>>73807258
Amsterdam binge with the lads?

>>73807387
was like 3 years ago now

>>73807405
Belgium binge

We need to fuck that place up

Fucking terrorize the normies

Aint that roit lads?

>>73807405
Why not desu? Would be a nice experience for all parties involved. If it doesn't end as autistic as the /brit/ meetup.

>>73807405
>>73807258
>>73807551
>>73807556
now i'm actually intrigued
How the fuck do we plan it? For me i'd have to be some time in july

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>>73807387
Where would that even be ? Belgium or the Netherland ? Fuck that it's too expensive to drive there

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>>73807387
I got u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WytFfRnCvj4

>>73807592
for me too

>>73807623
me on the left

>>73807387
Delete this
>>73807298
I walk quickly with my head down not looking at anybody
very clumsy and trip over my own feet all the time too.
>>73807319
sounds interesting to say the least. I don't speak French comprehensively at all though I can read it just about. Not a clue about German.

Might have a look

>>73807592
Some time in summer probably, go there for a few days, meet up in the afternoons with whoever is there and fuck about

My dessert, are you here?

Haha now everyones silent

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>>73807623
>>73807614

Ree

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>>73807659
https://en.wwoof.fr/
Here, that's the french site in english. A lot of people speak basic english, at least functional. I actually had a friend that went to germany to his roots despite barely speaking german and he had a good time there.
Just go, anon. You have nothing to lose, and it's worth to anyone, you don't realise how good it is ;_;

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOSSAQPt-Ro

>>73807614
Fucking kek

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>>73807614
>I even walked up to someone and started to talk to them asking them why they came

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>>73807205
its ok anon

>>73804255
I'm seeing some cordons bleu in there i think

>>73808333
>Slavery
>Bondage
Link

>>73808595
>>>/d/7328029
>>>/d/7321571
I hope I did this right I always fuck it up

>>73808628
>tfw i got mindfucked when i browsed /d/ for the first time
Fucked up shit

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>>73808628
Yep,thanks.

Navy thread with Frog, German and British warships.

>>>/k/33690595

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Is there a sexier helmet than this

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>>73808841
yes

>>73808938
Looks like the head of a benis

>>73808954
NOT funny Hans

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Packt doch mal das /deutsch/ aus dem titel, immer wenn ich meinen faden suche, taucht dieser krebsfaden auch auf

ONE YOU LOCK THE TARGET

>>73809007
go away

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>>73808841
we had one very much like that

>>73809076
>Packt doch mal das /deutsch/ aus dem titel, immer wenn ich meinen faden suche, taucht dieser krebsfaden auch auf

>Packt but times the / german / from the title, whenever I look for my thread, this cancer thread also appears

>>73809135
I know what you said you filthy hun

now fuck off

there've been three girls in the vocaroo thread today.
i'd say it's been pretty successful, yeah?

muricans get out

this is a european thread

>>73809283
>>73809311
this

>>73809311
my great-great grandmother was from cornwall

Gonna go to sleep soon
Don't let the americans take over

Hanover is British

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>>73808841
Yes.
But I agree that german helmets are way cooler since the XXth century.

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>>73808092
GOOD post

cosmo is a good lad

>>73809096
>they came in their own pointy tins
Brilliant

>>73809719
>>73810015
>>73810030
From a documentary I have seen, did you people know that the last person in line to inherit the British throne is actually a common German woman?

So if every last royal British person died, this person would inherit your throne.

>>73810166
House Windsor is German :^)

>>73810241
Don't know about that, but from what I have seen, yes the last person in line is a German commoner.

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>>73810241
>there is another berlin poster

>>73810241
>House Windsor
You mean Sachsen, Gotha & Coburg

>>73810343
Bin doch schon ne ganze Weile hier.
In /deutsch/ sowie in /fug/

>>73810166
>>73810241
>>73810300
you guys don't understand the notion of royalty. it is over nations. the nationality of the woman in line has no importance.
royalty rules.
thrones define identities.
not "nations" in the modern way.

u got it ?
EITHER you talk about royal lines, and you have to consider blood and thrones
OR you talk about nations and democracy, where everyone is a citizen and so on

but you shall NOT mix these two ways of considering power.

>>73810405
in this thread no
maybe in the previous one i can't remember
>>73810496
yeah a literal nigger could inherit the throne if the royal family had crossed with one

>>73810567
I posted in the first /fug/ threads yesterday, but missed the last two.

>>73810567
yes exactly
(well I think the blood involves a notion of religious blessing: a hidden child could be of the good blood but may not be recognized because the church hasn't recognied him or her)

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>>73810496
>it's a european thinks we're dumb episode
Why do I even bother coming to these generals ffs

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>>73810792
>Why do I even bother coming to these generals ffs
I don't honestly know, why do you?

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>>73810792
Indeed. Why do you?

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>>73810881
>>73810988
None of your business!

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>>73810988
Hetzers are OP

I prefer this
>>73811114
shhh shhh its ok anon its ok

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OP of /fug/ from yesterday, glad to see it's still going boys

What is the nicest part of your country?
For us I think it's the south-west. Every time I go there it's comfy. Love the
classical architecture of Bath.

What is the solution to the w*te devil problem?

>>73811424
Yakub did nothing wrong

>>73811424
Out.
>>73811243
I heard its language is tied to britanny?

>>73811243
england is a fucking shithole full of shit people

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>>73811496
Only in Cornwall and nobody speaks it anyway

>>73810166
I am 2,400 in line so that had better not happen
(not even memeing)

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I really like this general

>The Queen is German
fuck off https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descent_of_Elizabeth_II_from_William_the_Conqueror

Say something you autistic fucks

France

>>73811840
something

>>73811895
ha ha classic

really got him there

>>73811998
quelque chose

>>73811998
etwas

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>>73811629
<3

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>>73812071
>>73812071
nett

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>>73812407

No anime edit=im not saving

anyone here got an interesting background? related to anyone famous? An aristocrat? A general?

Thats a consitant meme propaganda output

>>73812596
The guy who translated Moby Dick to German is my great great uncle or something
Other than that I've got a very ordinary background

>>73812596
Im relatet to some prussian guy who rebeled against napoleon and got shot for that

>>73812596
Serial murderer is my great grandfather

>>73812727
what a good man

>>73812678
My direct ancestor going back quite a few generations was the Earl of Lucan and was a general in the Jacobite Rebellion, and before him a few generations was another one who fought in the english civil war.
Convolutedly, though that same line of descent i am quite distantly related both to Princess Dianna (rip) and the royal family

Rest of it is boring normalness, to my knowledge

>>73808092
that was fucking sick.

>>73812596
My great grandfathers fought on both sides of the war.

>tfw Brit-German hybrid

now i just need a qt French gf to make /fug/ children

>>73812992
"Hey girl, want to fug?"

>>73812992
>on both sides

how exactly did he do that?

>>73813078
great grandfather(S)

>>73813101
oh ok sorry

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>>73812539
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>73813148
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>tfw tag-teamed France with Germany in the 19th century
>tfw tag-teamed Germany with France in the 20th century

h-haha, i'm so glad we're all on the same team now, r-right guys?

>>73813226
it's our turn lad

>>73813078
There was a korean who fought for the Japanese, then the Soviets and then the Wehrmacht during WW2, he kept getting pressed into service or assumed to be in the same army so he just went along with it

>>73813258
who's our Napoleon/Hitler?

>>73813311
mummy may

>>73813311
And with what army should we fight?

>>73813375
ready your broomstick comrade, victory awaits.

Free Catalonia Y/N?

>>73813311
Not revealed yet. But I'm sure he will be awesome.

>>73813486
No.
Think about how uppity Scotland would be if that happened

>>73813416
The joke is on you. I pilot our only helicopter. I don't need a Broomstick.

>>73813632
as a gift for the afterlife?

>>73813568
well scotland is going to leave soon anyway

>>73813311
>Napoleon was a Corsican
>Hitler was an Austrian
both from smaller lands in the shadow of the greater lands they came to rule over.
also, Stalin came from Georgia, so similar deal.

stands to reason the British dictator would be from a similar "humble beginnings" background. Northern Irish, maybe?

also, I don't think we'll ever get an authoritarian regime unless the monarchy is dissolved.

>>73813770
>British dictator
Wasn't Cromwell the closest you guys got?

>>73813831
Yep. never forget the potatocaust

>>73813770
A northern irish dictator would be great 2bh

>>73813831
Cromwell was NOT a dictator

>>73813770
Maybe Gibraltar?

>>73813861
>>73813863
cromwell was a puritan runt

fuck off christkeks

>>73813863
I know, that's why I added the 'closest'

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>>73813899
lad, /fug/ is a Christian general

>>73813988
This.
Ave Maria!

>>73813988
>under 30
>is a christian
autism

>>73812539
>France is the worst villain

triggered

>>73813311
Cromwell I guess

>>73813311
you never left monarchy, so none could surpass your monarch.
they sucked all of your people's blood inventivity.

as long as you're under monarchy, you're under control...

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would you fuck me?

>>73814583
No /deutsch/ memes

>>73814072
This. Islam is the future. Inshallah!

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>>73814361
how is this one?

>>73814518
we tried our best

>>73814583
looks like the SS officer who was shot in the bar in (((Inglorious Bastards)))

>>73815297
Getting aroused tbqh

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>>73815331
Same

Ah yes the French tradition of cheeky bumsex

Would recommend

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/19/marine-le-pen-tacks-far-right-final-rally-french-presidential/
Please frogs complete the trilogy from which the left will never recover

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>>73815297
REQUESTING a french gf

>>73813770
nicola sturgeon

>>73815373
Even if Macron is elected it will never recover, it may be the first time since 1969 that the socialist party will have a single digit score.

wtf is this shitty thread

>>73815304
what have you tried?

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>>73806958

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>>73815476
getting rid of monarchs

>>73815489
And how did it end ?

>>73815489
yes but what have you undertaken ?

>>73815145
I don't really like the Pillar Men

Don't understand how Dawkins got the word "meme" from "gene"

>>73815517
he died and they came back

>>73815531
voted for the lib dems

>>73815546
atheists are silly people

>>73815517
ne t'immisce pas impunément, toi. casse-toi.

>>73815537
Wammu is great what are you talking about

>>73815556
>voted for the lib dems
I meant historically... what hhave brits undertaken??

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>>73815568
Répète ça et tu vas voir

>>73815609
beheaded the king innit

>>73815623

He was a papist so it's okay

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Anime?

>>73815537
But it fits.

France seeks for perfection and is beautiful, Britain wants to rule the world and Germany is an autistic serial killer who just wants a quiet life.

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all these Frenchman existing in a universe with Englishmen

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>France
>if you're not a socialist, you're a fascist

I feel like our country will explode soon. Every time we have family dinners, they talk about arabs.
France was the center of the western world, the one country that revolutionized governments. Now we're just USA's bitch and turbopussies when it comes essential identity questions. I fucking hate this shit

>>73815713
the french came out of chaos like that before pretty well

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>>73815710

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>>73815739
me smart

property is theft

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>>73815781

>>73815784
You are a thieve, since you stole my heart

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>>73815775
>french elections

>>73815825
>be british
>be so butt mad that the French are gathering all the attention with their election that you decide to have yours a month after them

>>73815784
>>73815822
What is it with French and British posters on /int/? Why are you so Tsundere towards each other?
(Sorry for the weeb vocabulary)

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>>73816032
ftfy

>>73815581
It's Kars, tho

>>73816085
when a boy pulls a girls' hair it means he likes her

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BONSOIR

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>>73815775
ftfy

>>73816032
T H I S
H
I
S

>>73816165
>>73816294
t. leftypol

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>>73815775
fixed

(sorry for the shitty quality)

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2017 is the first time since 1924 that Germany, France and the United Kingdom share a national election year.

excited?

>>73816591
not really since we already know who'll win

>>73816807
only for the UK, and the real interesting conclusion of our election is how the opposition parties do

Germany is a while away and a lot could happen, but it'll probably be a mainstream party coalition win

France is anyone's guess. far too unpredictable

>>73816928
>far too unpredictable

MLP, Fillon, Emmanuel "colonialism was a crime against humanity" Micron and...that communist fatass, I don't even want to mention him.

who do you think has the highest killcount between the three of us?

germany has the holocaust and us and france have our war crimes from empires, so I'm guessing we're all pretty high up

>>73817079
france and england have committed no war crimes

>>73817079
We also love killing other French in France

>>73817092
boerconcentrationcamps.jpg
amritsarmassacre.png
partitionofindia.webm
irishfamine.gif
kenyancamps.mp4
bengalcamps.pdf

>>73817192
fuck off pajeet