/brit/

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>>73799322
The ideal gf

not anime

ANime

>>73799352
thats not Saffiyah Khan

aniME

>>73799339
The DIVIDED kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland

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The ideal gf

GOD SAVE THE UVF

fucking lib dems already putting signs up in my area
going to vote tory just to spite them

>>73799322
>canadians heem these with bats

savages

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Still 2 hrs till the football

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>>73799372
It's the ideal gf

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the gf i aspire to obtain

Uh oh lads
Just saw Trudeau speeding up beside me on the highway in a Honda Civic telling me to pull over and looking VERY cross

Reckon it's because of what I said about the government??

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>>73799339
>the irish national rugby team is both norn irish and southern irish

>>73799409
>football
pineal gland status: calcified beyond repair

>>73799429
Exquisite taste

>>73799433

why did u post this twice

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the gf

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https://itsgoingdown.org/this-is-not-a-dialogue/

>America

>>73799409
Monacoco 2-1 Dirtmund Shareholders

UEFAlona 1-2 Jewventus

>>73799438
Same with the olympics. Plenty of our best Olympic boxers (literally the only Olympic sport we do well in) come from working class Irish nationalist communities

Even Carl frampton considers himself Irish and competed for Ireland on an amateur level

can feel like my ears are clogged
and sometimes when i cough i unclogs for a short while and i can feel the wind breezing through my ears

irerunts

*tickles your tummy*

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post rare tims

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the bf

>wireless charging

fucking mental

>>73799503

probably because you have eardrums lol

>>73799476
sublime specimen
her name, please?

>>73799493
isn't that just a choice they can make between ireland and team gb though? the irish rugby team represents both cunts and they don't have another option

>>73799482
Barca will score 7 tonight

>>73799493
that's always the thing with boxing. it's why the championship was dominated by blacks then eastern europeans, only people who do it professionally are generally poor and have no choice

Vote for me and I'll nationalise girlfriends

>>73799528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0fMnhx2zIM

>>73799409
my dad works for champions league and he says dortmund and barcelona btfo

>>73799557
Alya Mooro

>>73799458
Did not expect to find an Ethiopian flag in a /brit/ thread. You're going to my flag collection.

there are 3 possibilities
my anxiety has reached unprecedented levels
im losing my mind
reality is false and we live in the matrix

only time will tell

>>73799548
>wireless charging
>still need to plug the charging pad in and leave your phone on the pad for a good while since it takes longer than normal charging

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chebs

>>73799352
Bumped into an old classmate in the shop today and she looks like that now

>>73799561
they can't keep getting away with it

>>73799599
ta m8

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i unironically think nigel farage will become prime minister within a few years

labour is dead and the tories will be in power for another few years and upon realizing that brexit has solved nothing the blame will be placed on them and thus begins the ascension of farage and UKIP to power

just my $.02 though

>>73799639
grim

>>73799619

screaming

>>73799639
oof

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>>73799559
My bad, the rugby team works differently then.

>>73799570
It was dominated by black americans because the USSR banned professional boxing. The only other real champs at boxing are from Eastern Europe, working class communities in Scotland, Wales and Ireland and then central/South America.

>>73799639
please tell me she bounced at some point

brexit wont happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSQK5FHyqlc

can't understand a single thing he's saying past 21:10

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>>73799661
>UKIP will gain literally 200+ seats in a few years

>>73799661
UKIP is just a Tory spin-off

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Lol

why was boxing so popular in the olden days and why is it only popular in britain now

>>73799685
i didn't know the USSR banned boxing. Rocky IV was a lie?!

my whole life has just been shattered

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>>73799661
>the blame will be placed on them and thus begins the ascension of farage and UKIP to power

>>73799714
i know but in many ways the EU has been blamed for the government's mistakes and failures and that's why leave won

>>73799757
Corruption

feet are too fucking cold

>22 grown up men chase one single spherical silly object for full 90 minutes

what is fun to watch football

>>73799757

ufc is more entertaining

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>tfw a huge knobby turd effortless slides out of your ass and requires no wipe

>>73799714
your just a spin off the ugly cunt called your mam

>>73799757
MMA fags kinda fucked with it's popularity

>>73799798

> japanese people still haven't said sorry about unit 731

disgraceful

>Born: 21 February 1987 (age 30 years), Shore Road, Belfast

how can you be born on a motorway

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Why are celts the master race lads? Just an honest enquiry

>>73799802
>>73799819
it was already dead before mma went mainstream desu

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>>73799798
>>22 grown up men chase one single spherical silly object for full 90 minutes

>what is fun to watch football

>>73799798
>Holocaust is considered the greatest crime in the entirety of history
>Unit 731 completely obscured from history and Japs still deny it

Appalling

Football is shit on the TV tbf.

>>73799852

k?

is hiit cardio a meme?

>>73799757
I guess if they wanted to bring the popularity back, they should do old-style pugilism, no gloves no rounds

>>73799661
>things that will neverhappen

>>73799930

hate when a cockroach flies at you after spraying it with mortein

Gf of Pakistani heritage

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WTF

>>73799802
no it isn't

>>73800003
Bare knuckle boxing will always remain an underground sport you madlad

>>73800000
nice quints nigger

>>73800003
Gloved boxing is more dangerous than no glove

unironically enjoy listening to sports on the radio more than watching them

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>>73799639
christ

>>73800003
but how do you avoid the boring dancers and turn it into a proper brawl

>giving victoria beckham an obe

Fucking state of our Honours system.

>londoners have to pay £12 to drive into central london

farting

>>73800047
t. Never thrown a punch with his bare hands or received one

It fucking hurts you spazmoid

>>73800035
some men (like moi) just want to watch the world burn

>>73800066
Agreed

Enjoy listening to the radio in general more than TV
Wish they still had those old time shows and quality talk radio

Kendric's new album is about a 4/10

Was expecting better desu

>Euston station is shut
>national news

For fucks sake Londoners are such lazy cunts. You can literally walk 5-10 minutes and you'll reach another station/tube

>>73799639
>gigi
Certainly look like Double Gs, hehe

>>73800105
agreed it has a few nice songs but i didn't expect much since humble was so shit

>>73800105
hide before the libdem voters start shitting on u

>>73800038

watching fights that involve all styles of martial arts is objectively more entertaining than watching someone run around a ring and only use fists with large cushioning on them.

>>73800125
retard

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alri

>>73800105
Nguyen the Nonce

>>73800083
That's the point idiot
You can hit harder when the glove is protecting your hand, and it transfers the force internally so you get a lot of battered organs

Bare knuckle is more bloody but less dangerous

>holocaust : endless americans persecution
>731 : americans already granted immunity
lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731#American_grant_of_immunity

I have returned

>>73800105
corporate has changed their shilling tactics from "pls buy this" to "buy this or you're a fucking weirdo" which explains the obviously contrived high ratings

>>73800039
there's a reason gloves are better for boxing

>less minor cuts that look bad but aren't actually serious ending fights
>less hand injuries so fighters are less cautious with punching

Why is Tim Farron so unlikable

>>73800160
Not when the gyppos have destroyed every nerve ending in their hands through bashing walls and soaking their hands in petrol 20 minutes a day

Conditioning is a thing amongst athletes. It's the same thing when you see those little Thai boys hitting trees with their shins, fracturing them, destroying the nerve endings and numbing them effectively making them fighting tools.

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really REALLY like this picture

Why is Tim Byrne so unlikeable

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>>73800058
Realistically this is what people want to see

wish they'd bring it back

>>73800155
except most fights just degenerate into 2 men hugging each other on the floor. the only exciting fights are ones with striking, which is becoming more and more rare.

why is tim byrne so unwashed

>>73800234
golf is so shit
glad ill never have a job and be expected to participate in that noncery

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeNKhm09Q88

Lads

>>73800245

he's an unhinged mentally ill unfit middle aged man who spends his spare time creating repetitive youtube videos.

>>73800000
It is now.

>>73798351
>>73798351
>>73798351

>>73800231
>Not when the gyppos have destroyed every nerve ending in their hands through bashing walls and soaking their hands in petrol 20 minutes a day
do this cause problems for every day life?

>>73800155
Maybe if you're objectively gay

>>73800335
Not happy about this

>>73800282
not that i might actually watch

>>73800292
Not at all

Majority of the UFC is striking and most of the roster have a heavy striking skillset

Not to say that wrestling and other grappling sports aren't beautiful arts and entertaining to watch

>>73800306
people with jobs don't do golf, mate. People with """""jobs"""""do golf

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>>73800000
Oh bloody hell. British weather would be nice if it just wasn't for the bloody weather.

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just knocked this up lads

think i nailed it

>>73800105
'lo 'er

pesto and cream cheese makes for a very delicious and very fat pasta sauce

>>73800346
it wasn't gypos but I remember hearing something about chinky kung fu twat that punched stuff so much his knuckles fused together

was good for throwing punches without injury but in later life his hands were absolutely fucked

>>73800372
>jewish people
>soul

>>73800160
People were more hardcore back then, the most brutalfight of all time was between harry sharpe and frank crosby, 77rounds for five house of bare knuckle boxing

thenthey statred putting limitations for fear of pussy things like "safety"

>>73800409

edgy, i like it

>>73800409
good post

>>73800361
now* ffs completely changed my point

>>73800346
what the fuck do you think you daft frog twat?

just filtered croatia

>>73800423
havent u got potatoes to peel pavel

>>73800362
i gotta agree with the other guy, i don't like that brazilian ju-jutsu shit

>just get him on the ground, that's all that matters

>>73800362
Honestly if they'd just have UFC in a boxing ring and allow kicks to a downed opponent it would be so much better

pride before a rizin now showed that using a boxing ring means you can't do boring clinching against the cage and the stomps mean it's more dangerous to take it to the ground

>>73800372
negroids have more soul than mongoids

>>73800372
>le whites are goldilocks maymay

>>73800231
Yea alright dude
Professional boxers should turn their hands into dead meat and bloody each other up, that'll be good for a show then

>>73800485
Watch whittaker vs jacare from last weekend

perfect example of a jiu jitsu mong not being able to get on the ground and getting knocked the fuck out

Been told my gf looks like Demi Levato
I've also been told I look like Sam Riley

Not sure about this

>George Osborne quits as MP

wew

might vote for andy burnham

>>73800513
t. Mohammed Al-Shaqib

>>73800554
bye bye gideon

business idea: make a /brit/ party

>>73800554
>I'll still be involved in projects I love, such as the northern powerhouse
based

>>73800513
its unironically true
we're the radical centrists of just about every measure

>>73800551
Didn't catch that, good on whittaker, don't like that creepy reptilian cunt souza

>>73800610
Nationalise willies

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the ideal gf

>>73800551
seems lie it should be funny, i'll download it

>>73800000
not if you set your bike on max resistance

labour + lib dem coalition will overturn brexit

mark my words

Business idea: invest more money in manchester

>>73800684
good lad

i'm only ashamed of my country since leaving the EU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVVdCikBDQk

I think Joe was stoned during this episode

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the ideal gf

>>73800694
jeremy corbyn hates europe

Just done an epic fail

>>73800723
blair will kill him and take control

>>73800694
shan't
i hope labour comes out full hard Breggsit

>>73800723
blairites will kick him out

business idea: blairites and centrist tories all move to the liberal democrats

dont understand why people are voting macron
this mong is dangerous he's gonna sell this country to the banks

>>73800691
I'm thinking of trying it on mummy's exercise bike

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my gf (in an ideal world)

got stung by a pedo hunter today lads

Does anyone like Corbyn?

business idea: change the name of ireland to lesser britain so i can refer to british peoples without others thinking im not including the irish

>>73800723
Yet he campaigned to remain. So much for le man of principle le man of the people

>>73800797
"Le Pen is Hitler in a skirt, he's the other one I've heard of so he must be good"

You know, but in French

>>73800694
christ I hope so

would be fucking brilliant to see Brexiteers crying about 'overturning democracy' if these parties get voted in on an anti-brexit mandate

and this is from someone who voted Brexit

What if Blair killed Corbyn in a final showdown on Parliment hill and became leader, could be become PM agin?

>>73800706
don't be, the Fourth Reich won't last for a long time. They're already having problems with other countries like hungary

business idea: crush my bollocks

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492386534904.webm

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>>73800723
Not if are Blair has anything to do with it

>>73800826
Me, my dad, Aisha Turner and Diane Abbott

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>>73800841

will ukip get any seats lmao

poor chaps

>>73800828
He said he was going to, then he just didn't bother.

>>73800840
£0.20 has been added to your account

>>73800874
Feel bad for Cherie. She seems like a nice enough lady that just happened to marry a Blood God

>Gordon Brown

literally who: the PM

Have literally never had a sick day from work desu, in 4 years of wageslavery. Just don't believe in any of that nonsense.

>>73800891
Doubt it pmsl

>>73800872
Even Diane Abbott only likes him because they both hate the kikes.

>>73800854
how is this a thing

>>73800913
She's a part time judge who let a Muslim guy off because he was "a man of faith", and she got told off by the senior judge responsible for the court.

And I don't mean when Blair was in office, this was recent

made a thread

>>73800839
>>73800839
>>73800839
>>73800839

>>73800035
serves him right for being a cunt, with his bike, cycling everywhere, what a cunt

>>73800840
17.5 million votes vs whatever paltry amount that coalition would get

>>73800964
>just B urself

>>73801002
Very nice lips

farting

i have just discovered

some girls are bigger than others

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSckjZOceFg

DnB makes me really nostalgic

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>>73800896
devilish

me in the white
https://streamable.com/4ti5j

Watching some CM/AF interracial lads (Canadian male - Australian female)

>>73800988
yeah but to be fair most people who voted Brexit are probably dead now

>>73801059
fricking treehuggers

>>73801033
some girl's mothers are thiccer than other girl's mothres

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meeyeh-meeyeh-meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

quite like the smiths

Just noticed myself

Only the permanent Returning Officer can cancel a by-election, and Mancheste Gorton has an Acting RO. They also cant pick a permanent RO because parliamentary purdah rules prevent it.

So the by-election cannot be cancelled.

Meaning the vote will be on 4th May, the winner will be announced 5th May, and then rushed to Westminster to be sworn in. Minutes (if not seconds) later, the Queen will dissolve Parliament and all MPs will become members of the public again.

So he'll have to go back to Manchester Gorton and fight another election in June, having been an MP for probably less than an hour.

And people thought the Electoral College was retarded.

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>>73800947

>>73800964
This picture is scary

Alison Brie or Brie Larson?

the ideal gf has a septum piercing and a tattoo or two

"The ideal gf has a penis" - the poster below me

>>73801162
british politics are incredibly silly

>>73801190
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brie
best brie

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maisie

>>73801190
larson my friend

Feel very anxious, no idea why lads. Not pleasant at all.

>>73801190
i don't know who brie larson is, but alison brie. always.

physically i mean, she's an annoying cunt

>>73801239
Essex Ho!

>>73801192
>septum piercing
nice
>tattoo
nah

>>73801190
prefer the cheese

All that I waaaant
Is u in my armms

fukin hell lads arse is quivering like a tasered liver, pretty sure I'm about to shit out a kidney

>>73801315
>fukin hell lads arse is quivering like a tasered liver, pretty sure I'm about to shit out a kidney

hat the fuck kind of runtish nonsense is this

>>73801190
Brie Larson
>>73801276
the main qt in 21 Jump Street
she also won an oscar for Room

ideal gf has a hairy arse

>>73801259
Want a caring [platonic] hug?

fukin hell lads arse is flapping like a tasered queen, pretty sure I'm about to shit out a kidney

Wasnt sure why my sandwich tasted weird
Just realised the bitch (gf) bought no added salt peanut butter
Actually furious
Going to have to sleep on the kitchen floor tonight to avoid giving her head a wobble

>>73801259
I have this feeling that something horrible is just about to happen and there's nothing I can do to prevent it.

>>73801190
Alison Larson

>>73801349
mum bought sanitarium instead of kraft once
was ready to glass her right there and then

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>girl talks to me after uni lecture
>make her laugh
>she adds me on normiebook
>say hi
>left on read
>that was 3 days ago

if you was mid wank and ur mum offered to suck you off, would you decline?

Blud
I said no onions

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New Sophie pics (LQ)

>>73801399
Is it like a jokey offer or is she serious?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sW_zAzYchM
this video legit makes me depressed

>Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has received an OBE from Prince William for services to the fashion industry.

>Victoria, who was joined by her husband and parents for the investiture ceremony at Buckingham Palace, was recognised for her 17-year career.

Davey B must he fuming

>>73801435
muh dick

>>73801397
she obviously had a browse of your wall and realised how abnormie you were

want to do something mental right now

>>73801460
based wils is doing it just to antagonise the ponce

>>73801490
Become a monk, take a vow of silence and spend the rest of your days in contemplation deep in the french countryside

>>73801336
I hear good things about The Room, everyone is pestering me to watch it, I'll probably get around to it

:)

>>73801435
Only time she's looked attractive and it's a low quality picture

>>73801435
All sophie pics are LQ lol

>>73801447
In what circumstance does ones mother jokingly offer sexual services

>>73801380
Apparently I'm only good enough for Eta whatever that is
Shall teach her anyway, purchase the saltiest jar in countdown and go piss in the airing cupboard

>>73801490
shit in your hand and throw it at someone

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>>73801490
Went mental myself a day ago
Broke into some warehouse and climbed their cell tower

>>73801529
Prefer not to say.

>>73801529
>>73801528
fuck off gays

>>73801435
she's got the tall broad-shouldered build of a pro swimmer. i don't like that in girls

>>73801528
it was probably taken from 3 miles away with a 3 foot lense

want to work for myself but i dont know what to do

how long does it take to become a competent web developer or smth

*recites an entire lonely island song*

>>73801547
did you find something interesting in there?

>>73801610
Look if there are any companies for sale and buy one with a bank loan
Or apply for a land grant in northern Canada and get a long term working visa so long as you develop it

>>73801435
so weird isn't that even if your a minor female celeb you'll have round the clock pap trying to get lewd shots, pretty creepy ngl

Yeah I climbed this cell tower. Yeah that's a picture of it. Nah, didn't fancy taking one from the top. Yeah.

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>>73801460
bants

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>>73801642

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>>73801642
Not really
Just dug about and smashed up one of their fences

why doesn't china do something about north korea if they're so worried about it

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Lib Dem Purge

Suck and fuck the EU

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need to book 2 seats and im not sure which

>>73801721
runt shoes

>>73801693
>>73801693
>>73801693
post vocaroos pls>>>>>>
northerners don't fucking bother

>>73801687
what are you referring to ? theres no picture itt of half way up a cell tower

>>73801731
why should anyone do snything about North Korea? Since the korean war ended, they've been huffing, puffing, and threatening for decades now.

same old shit

>>73801736
as an anti-lifer i am appalled

FUCK THE EU

Europeans OUT

Pakis IN

>>73801752
Not impressed with the layout of that cinema

>>73801774
lets not forget america did horrific things to during the korean war

>>73801490
throw your ipod out the window

>>73801721
nice
broke in a theater once and stole towels, small props and dried fruits

>>73801752
anywhere not in that front section is fine don't be autistic

>>73801788
shit layout taste desu

business idea: hire an army of mercenaries and invade north korea

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>>73801797
christ

imagine consuming so much leftist media that things like this pop out of your brain at every opportunity

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are liz

>>73801490
respect your elders

One year ago i voted to leave the eu
The time for rhetoric has passed
The time for the negotiating table is long gone silver
The time has come to cleave the EU with our longswords and our shortspears and our medium quarterstaffs
Who's with me lads
*you all say yes*
Fuck off rorke

>>73801797
>t wang

>>73801797
sure, but i'm talking specifically about north korea constantly talking about how THEY'LL REALLY DO IT THIS TIME YOU GUYS, then nothing happens.

balloon full of hot air

>>73801736
even her half inch profile pic looks unseemly
poor girl

oops i assumed its gender

>>73801840
>the american struggles to grasp a satirical argument

>Korean war
>war

It was a police action.

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TOOT

>>73801913
*plays the Jewish tuba*

>>73801879
they're getting better

>>73801760
most people won't bother
you mentally challenged mouth breathing daft twat
hang yourself from a tree so you can give us something to laugh about

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>>73801913
going to bed with this as the last post i view

>>73801808
dont have one

We in Western Europe have long assumed that the world that was created in 1945 would last forever.
But we have not paid enough attention to the rising new nations to our East, or to the new powers, fat with oil and gas, heedless of the old laws of liberty, which are gathering strength as America weakens.

Now we may have to pay attention. Among the minarets and domes of ancient Istanbul an East wind is blowing, which I think will chill us all.

>>73801913
*spits in it*

>>73801861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UTBfMMH2M8&t=24s

Why didn't you save her anon

The top 10 comments for every election article on the FT website are pro Lib Dem..

It's gonna happen boys

>>73801938
lel fuck off you northern scum.

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Hmmm

As a guy with phimosis i really must let you know how cruel these jokes ar- *sees a pic of maisies shiny legs on /brit/* whoo mama *gets a three inch stiffy* *loud cartoonish ripping sound* *eyes leap out of skull* AWOOOOOOOGA

>>73802012
yellow tide is rising

>>73802028
you link that thread every day piss off

>>73802029
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos.
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs.
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these
bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them.
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

Absolutely shite all on in the cinema lads

>>73802010
i applied as her PA but got rejected

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>>73801721
Send me £100 @
1KefyDZNeeHeGgHWP8n4zsFnKpwtzDCLGJ

Or I'll email them saying they had a break in the last few days.

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>>73802033

>>73802028
fucking mong

>>73802029
is this going into the fanny or the bum? can't tell

>>73801752
is that southampton

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>>73801721
>>73802071

Cuddled Priti Patel in the Kwik Fit waiting room in Stevenage 3 years ago

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>>73802071
screamnig

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>>73802103

>>73802053
maybe you should stop wasting your life posting on a japanese child cartoon message board every day. for fuck sake, bruh, get a hobby. do something meaningful with your life.

>>73802033
delete this

>>73802133
it looks like it's going into her taint