/brit/

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anime

no anime edition

/cum/

twinks

>>73794563
Fucking hell, why did janny delete the big knob thread?

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Just tucking into the old lunch, anyone want a bite?

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cara

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yank gfs

>>73794575
is that richard ayoade?

>>73794629
quintessential tarquin post

>>73794629
Are those pine nuts?

>>73794624
did you like my big willy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSFv1yv5GBs

do you think he got laid lmao

>>73794662
chopped hazelnuts

>>73794655
you don't have to have any if you don't want

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tfw no bf

>>73794683
despise people who make shit like /fug/

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>>73794624
because of provocation >>73792789

>>73794645
>>>73794586 (You)
thanks

>>73794677

she probably nonced him, yeah

>>73794695
http://imgur.com/a/RYFvk would you like me to top or bottom?

>>73794720
he's like 23

voted for the west midlands major elections

first choice - labour
second choice - communists

>>73794710
don't do that apu ;_;

>>73794744

clearly not

>>73794665
yes (no homo)

>>73794677
whincing

>>73794745
thats not till may

>>73794745
so corbyn twice?

>>73794792
postal vote lad

>>73794801
corbyn red takeover 2k17

voted for the mid midlands major elections

first choice - national front
second choice - snp

>>73794107
>>73794107
>>73794107
/fug/

Watching this lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgN1zUG76xE

Mad to think my ancestors were slaves hhaa

sick of ironic gay posting

>>73794665
yes how do you keep yourself so hairless?

>>73794563
>Not emigrating.

voted for the west yorkshire major elections

-first choice: you're
-second choice: mum

>>73794799
then I'll ravage your arse and kiss you softly on the lips x

bit gay

voted for the west finland major elections

first choice - big
second choice - benis

>>73794847
I don't grow any and I just shave my crotch

>>73794846
>ironic

voted for the north sussex major elections

-first choice: plaid cymru
-second choice: sinn fein

>>73794901
yer*

voted for the bristol major elections

first choice - green party woman
second choice - green party man

little bit jealous of that outrageously big willy

the damage you could do with that, man alive

bent twats

>>73794955
only like 2% of the population is gay and they're sure not going to be overrepresented on a place like the chon

don't recall asking

THE BACKPACK I ORDERED DOESNT HAVE A LAPTOP SLEEVE


RRRRRREREEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEE

>>73794947
OUTSTANDING post

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NEED a jailbait gf

>>73794799
>>73794695
Embarrassing cunt

would probably have sex with a man if he had a feminine body from behind and i didn't have to meet with him outside and didn't have to pay

>>73795030
nothing homosexual about sucking big willies

there's an essex
there's a sussex
there's a middlesex
there was a wessex

why is there no norsex

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I can't grow a proper beard lads, I wish I could go proper beard.

voted for the /brit/ major elections
first choce: paki patrol
second choice: nonce bashers

>>73795060
best skins gril

>>73795103
haha are you posting from australia

>>73795103
Chinlets

When will they learn

>>73795074
would probably put my willy in any squishy hole if there was no risk to me or my reputation

>>73795074

would do it for $20 desu

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Wandering around in the rain looking for the Vietnamese embassy
This is the French one
If I see the British I'll take a picture

>>73795129
t. Padraig o'Heemus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CddgU7AmKuA

having a peng grilled cheddar cheese, fried egg and prosciutto sarnie

>>73795126
hahahaha good post

>>73795139
Get the suit out, you're headed for court boy

>>73795145
fascinating

Hey, you got a phone? Two niggers just stole my truck. You believe that shit, huh? You fuckin' believe that?

>>73795139
rozzers will be knocking on your door soon matey

>>73795139

> passed out during sex

you couldn't tell she was too drunk to consent?

disgusting rapist

>>73795182
Oi fuck I heard this line somewhere

What movie?

>>73795139
'pist

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>>73795139

panic

>>73795212
goodfellas. wiseguys.

>>73795220
That might help your case somewhat

>>73795238
Yeah that's it

Got a blowjob off a lad a couple of weeks ago. Would defo recommend desu.

just got to the yolk, very nice

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>>73795220
>Your honour, she WANTED to fuck me, just ask my mates!

haha good luck mate

>>73795139
>>73795220

> [Deleted]

what did he mean by this

>(Dead)
>[Deleted]

ahahaha this lad has shat a brick

>>73795248
How?

>>73795284
Ahah don't shit a brick you little spaz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0

need a bf lads, I want to suck cocks, get mine sucked by some cute lad, fuck him hard and then get fucked mindlessly by him, then we can cuddle each other afterwards

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>>73795030
Dont ever trust stats on homosexuality because most men are gonna lie. Truth is sexuality is a spectrum and most men have at least an inch of gayness in them.

>>73795284
>forgot to reply.
>Implying this ever happens.

>>73795325
Me at 2

>>73795284
she wasn't liking your instagram photos when you were raping her

have a fantasy in which I put my willy in a lads gf, he walks in and I give him a slap

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>h-ha ha it's not rape lads because everyone heard her say she liked my shoes also she just liked my instagram

>>73795284

> Your honour, the so-called "confession" was nothing more than bait!

can see this tactic working out for you la'

>>73795310
Grindr

>>73795325
2 onwards all look like propa fucking bumbois

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>>73795284
good luck

>>73795323
bit gay

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rate my oc x

REALLY want a northern irish gf lads

>>73795325
don't understand the point of this scale

>>73795325
me at 6

The amount of benders about today

Fuck off you vile cunts

>>73795376
saved x
>>73795378
agreed

>>73795030
a lot of people here fool themselves into thinking they're bisexual
sexually frustrated, seeing a trap who takes very careful shots so it basically looks like a girl etc
In reality if you were in bed with a bloke you'd realise how ugly he is compared to a woman

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>>73795378

>>73795325
5 here

>>73795410
That + cocks are aesthetic

>>73795401
'd

Lads

Why are men so fugly on average when women are moderately attractive to attractive on average

>>73795376
saved that 1

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weekly reminder

0 here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwyXBJyluaM

doing a modern art

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Anyone else unironically voting for Corbyn?

I'm seriously impressed with his policies
Pic related

>>73795376

stolen

>>73795462
I agree with this and I'm a turbo bender. Women look after themselves better I suppose. Most men give up after their 20s.

why is every good tv show described as reddit here?

>>73795462
theres no biological reason for men to look good. Women like power, popularity and money over looks

>>73795462
Hygeine+taking care of appearance.

If you put the average men who just got out of the shower and women who just got out of the shower next to eachother they'd be about as ugly

>>73795420
>likes cuddles
degenerate

>>73795462
I think it's the opposite. At least in England women are fucking awful looking and guys, whilst not great looking, are definitely punching below their weight on average.

The amount of times I've seen an average guy dating a literal 4/10 is nuts.

quite excited for the next iphone

>>73795518
TURNING THE FROGS GAY

might wank myself silly

>>73795503
t. ugly cunt

>>73795462

makeup + basic skin care

>>73795518
>>>/out/

just watched a giant tentacruel absolutely beat the shit out of a whole town of people.

It would be kind of fun to have pokemon in real life for like a day but it would be fucking mental. Imagine going for a walk and you could just be attacked by a giant rock with legs or a mouse thing that can give you a 10,000 volt shock. Or like a dinosaur thing that can also fly and set you on fire

they would definitely kill all humans rather than us train them i reckon

quite unexcited for the next iphone, but excited for the one after that

sucking willy is very fun

73795556

Infantile post

>>73795556
great episode, good lad

>>73795556

have a STRONG feeling that I would NOT feel safe and secure if I were alone with you in real life.

>>73795556
autism

>>73795541
im average
but its true. Men look for women who are good looking. The wealth, intelligence, social standing rarely matters

>>73795556
would devolve them all to plankton with one swift elbow

why do boys cant stop caring girls?

>>73795638

smiling

>>73795639
Good question

Dunno, but I'd like to stop caring for them. The less you care the more they're interested.

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tim's having a nightmare with his hot water

he hasn't had a shower or washed his hair in over a week

>>73795613
you'd be alright

>>73795622
rude

>>73795494
you fucking bastard

>>73795325
i know all straight guys will say this but i genuinely think i'm a 0.

I've never felt attracted to a guy in any way. I can recognise when a guy is attractive to gals but i don't feel like i 'want' them in the same way i want females.

*captures your control point*

>>73795485
Thanks, I almost forgot that /gif/ is where the real degenerates hang out

>>73795639

umm im pretty sure they can, it's called being gay sweetheart <3 x

>>73795670
how could this man be improved? He looks so ill and gross.

obviously a good wash
good haircut?
better clothes?
hes obviously a bit overweight too

anything else? how do we avoid his fate

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>Have to wait one hour or my documents
Oh well
What embassy do you lads think I should visit?

Just rolled a fag and am about to smoke it after I told myself I wouldn't smoke again

Feel like a weak willed pathetic sack of shit for doing this, my excuse is that I should just finish off the rest off the pouch instead of throwing it out but I know it's just bullshit

Feel like shit

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off t'shower :)

>>73795687
you would still suck a dick if presented with one though wouldn't you

>>73795685

superstitious runt

>>73795639
but who was phone?

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>>73795613

>>73795612
thank you very much for your continued support

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>>73795729
you can't escape mental illness

darts in the shed update:

didn't play any darts today

>>73795747
alri phimo

>>73795751
no that sounds disgusting

>>73795687
Yeah usually it starts with attraction to penis and can evolve from there, most people that are on the lower end scale will only want to suck dick and have absolutely no attraction to the guy. Its more a fetish for some.

>>73795729

therapy & medication for whatever mental illness he has

>>73795733
just want her back

>>73795687
Nah even if you feel strongly repulsed by homos you've felt some attraction for a mate

It might just be the case if your mate is funny, handsome and ripped

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>>73795807
uncanny

r8 my life lads

>tall, good looking
>have gf
>have part time job & am student
>loads of normie m8s
>in good shape
>secretly play runescape and watch pokemon

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Ministry of silly walks here

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On the train lads
>tfw no gf

>women don't go for looks
Hmm yes. Start a profile on Tinder with pictures of an attractive lad and get back to me on that.

>>73794563
>stealing Irish memes
I see Brexit is in effect.

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>>73795864
you're obviously not happy with it if you're posting here

>>73795864
10/10

>>73795772
No problem, i like pokemon a lot haha
*places hand on your thigh*

>>73795864

> student

fuck off

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genuinely think men are beautiful

>>73795873
*starts profile with pic of myself*
*gets zero matches*
haha

>>73795873
Everybody goes for looks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dim0ydCkal0

tune

>>73795747
ugly

love how /brit/ covers the bases of enlightened discussion
>politics
>religion
>just how gay is it to want to suck willies

>>73795886
Scandinavia is Asia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwyXBJyluaM

doing a modern art

>>73795886
Business idea: the EU with just these countries

>>73795910
Would desecrate this benders ugly mug with a light jab

>>73795884
You can fuck off too

just typed brit archive instead of int archive into google to see the deleted posts haha what am i like

>>73795930

no im not :(

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my bum

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>>73795943
would grind you into dust without barely an ounce of effort

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Small willies are aesthetic

are traps gay?

/discuss

>>73795991
>hair

gross

>>73795814
wish i could look that attractive

is there anyone reason you wouldn't go on TRT when you get old? fully intend to do it when I'm an old cunt desu

>>73795936
prefer this myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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>>73795991

boys only club btw

>>73795933
The threads where we discuss politics and religion are absolute runt tier

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>>73795378

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfdi_PWV-ZY

>>73795991
Could tell that's a lads Arse from a mile off, disgusting, kill yourself you freak

Reminder that women like strong, tall, attractive men with big dicks who are confident.

>>73796031
howling

turtle mong is not attractive

>>73795556
no because that isn't how it happened in the games so it isn't how it would happen in real life

>>73795991
*jabs my nose in and takes a big sniff*

>Jo Nesbo is a Y*d and Arthanayake wouldn't stop obsessing over it

the gf is trying to wrap her head around geopolitics with me

bless her cotton socks

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Canada is a pretty comfy country ngl

Post handsome tim

>>73796062
It's clearly a girl's arse you stupid paddy twat.

does anybody ever wish they'd never watched porn? feel like the images are seared into my memory forever

>>73796071

post an image of yourself if you think you're so hot

>>73795906
haha me too. might not watch once they move onto shitty non-original 150 pokemon episodes though
*glances at you out the corner of my eye to see how you respond to this*

>>73796062
how do you know what lads' arses look like mate?

bit gay

Turtlemong looks odd. Like he would have been attractive as a younger lad but now looks like he has aids.

How old is he? Late 20s?

>>73796053
she wasnt that hard to understand wtf

>>73796111
Wouldn't even have a shit if I was busting in that park.

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>>73795991

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>>73796071
he is but even if he's not he's still better than i

no harm in bumming a man to assert your dominance

>>73796132
oh i know i'm hideous

>you should roll with me now
>you should be rolling with me
do they have same meaning?

>>73796035
"TRT" is Transport relay translation?

>>73795747
i honestly think you are, you have good cheekbones but i dont think that auto makes someone good looking, overall your face is quite busted and i throw up a bit in my mouth every time i see it pop up as im scrolling down

>>73796078
dunno man. people struggle to train cats and shit. imagine stuff like charizard which can fly and immolate people, or the dragonites and gyarados that can control weather.

plus all the pokemon can weirdly talk to each other, they'd easily beat humans

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the gf

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We wuz noble savages n'shit

>>73796135
You thought i wouldn't be a genwunner?
*goes in closer and whispers into your ear*
...I am.
But gen 2's just as good x

>>73795864
pretty shit because despite some of those "positive" aspects, you're still posting on 4chan

my first waifu was the pink butterfree from THAT episode

>>73796022
would not consider myself a trap at all and have no desire to be one but you can call me whatever you want if it means you'll fuck me

Honestly turtlemong is well kept and he obviously takes a bit of pride in his appearance, so I'll give him that one, but....

He's an effing manlet maties

>>73796111
are you visiting there?

>>73796183
is it possible to wear this hat ironically or would people just talk to me really slowly

>>73796187

post pic

watched some of the old simpsons the other day. they were so funny, still are. you miss a lot of the jokes when you are a kid. it's a shame the new ones are absolutely cringe, totally destroyed the show.

doing a fucking howl

>>73796239

>>73796195
testosterone replacement therapy

testosterone starts steadily dropping after you get to about 40, if it gets low enough the doctor will prescribe you test

>>73796123
Yes those bulky low quality Nokia video area is over now. We got 4k clinical interracial clips now.

>>73796259
depends
a chad could but and abnormie couldn't

>>73796275
first 8 series are completely timeless
they just don't age

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This is where (((He))) lives
As you can see the construction of the interracial breeding grounds is well underway

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seeing a shrink in a few hours lads

hopefully she can help sort me out

not sure if i'm brave enough to ask for bennies on my 1st visit but i really need the financial help

>>73796160
Yanks aren't used to people having different accents or dialects.

still doing that fucking flatpack just so you know. in case you wondered why the posting quality dramatically decreased in the last couple of hours. dont worry though, nearly done

>>73796018
this
the greeks realised massive dicks are jothing but a perversion. After all, who cares about women being pleasured? It serves no purpose
Trust the eternal Jew to shove big dicks into our media whenever he can

>>73796278
wailing

>>73794563
>he says while posting an american cartoon

>>73796300
trudeau doesn't live in rideau hall you spastic

>>73796333
only redeeming factor about your tragic fucking country

>>73796193
kind of

>>73796116
I'm posting just to call you a tit.
You already know why.

turtle mong is getting fucking roasted in /cum/

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>>73796344
And off in the distance we can see the spires of the dark lord himself

>>73796053
not a hard accent at all. fucking idiot yanks i swear down

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>>73796380
leave phimo alone

who is turtle mong

imagine being this new, newer than new, literally about 4 days old>>73796432

>>73796297
some of the comedy is actually quite obscure, especially given the time they were made. ah yes, youtube has the clip i was looking for. really laughed at this when i watched it the other day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9p0jLMssSk

>>73796380
thank you for the cum update

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>>73796432

>>73796275
I re-watched them a few months ago and I fell back in love with them because like you said, there is a bunch of shit you don't catch as a kid

Чepнoбыль > Pыл

Who /Nokia/ era here? Who can recall that?

>>73796432
ah look at the lil baby
goo goo gaa gaa
*pinches your cheeks*

back from my run

>>73796053
even i understand her perfectly

If I dressed like turtlemong whee I live I'd get fucking battered and trailed up and down the road lol

NEW

>>73796388
>>73796388
>>73796388

>>73796504
alright now jog on

Weeeeeellity wellity wellity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLT74OAWero

>>73796467
>>73796448
wish there was some on demand way to watch them i can't be arsed the week it would take to download them all

>>73796395
>>73796395
>>73796395

>>73796275
I like how you notice new jokes as an adult

>fart
>cum leaks out

wew

>>73796459
phimo tries hard to look french doesnt he
eveb has the brown eyes

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Been posting here too much recently, need a ban

gonna watch young kino on sky lads in my 5 bedroom house and eat leftover dinner from last night and stroke my dog

harry potter was a very comfy series

>>73796535
NEED a hairy gf

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>>73796535
what the fuck is that

Who's the Aussie that does the boxing?

>>73796535
Is that Grimes?

>>73796459
you look homosexual

people?
nah mate, not a fan

>>73796535
тнaнк fuк

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*plays a tuba solo*

>>73796535
Had to shake the cobwebs out of my head after looking at this chimp

>>73796566
those are mantits

>>73796600
still cant figure out if hes pakistani or not

>>73796535
that's a man

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>>73796577

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Wtf are these countries?

>>73796627
>>73796620
no it isn't

>>73796652
luxembourg?

>>73796652
luxembourg

>>73796523
http://www.kisspanda.net/

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>>73796652
Luxembourg

>>73796665
male belly button.

can't be a female if it has the male belly button. have literally never seen a female with a male bellybutton

>>73796625
Farcical post

>>73796743
>>73796743
>>73796743
>>73796743

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>tfw I will NEVER get raped by a tree

>>73796711
>not using justanimedubbed
lmao

>>73796715
currently got that blokes physique

>>73796523
Kodi with specto or exodus add-on, or showbox if you have android device.

>>73796721
men and womens bellybuttons look the same

>>73796788
i like to stick my finger in mine to harvest the smells