/cum/

>tfw no gf

anime

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>>73782235
thats a good feel

b-baka

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What would you do in this situation

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>Look up Varg on youtube
>Video claiming autism isn't real
>Comment section loaded with "I thought I was autistic but turns out I'm actually better than everyone else thanks based Varg"
Oh lordy

>>73782266
Not into black people, sorry

>>73782277
MODS! UNDERAGED!

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is it really necessary to tailgate me when there's a passing lane that's wide open? Why are people so unreasonable

>>73782266
I love Emilia

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>posting ugly chinks

plz stop

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stop

>>73782274
punch that cunt out and reclaim what is rightfully mine

>tfw can't stop fucking up at work
I wish I were detail-oriented.

>>73782301
How about you don't drive like a slow cunt in the first place
I hate people like you

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>>73782301
he's trying to tell you something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQlZsxF9GMA

>>73782274
Probably let it happen like a punk bitch, but give her shit about it every time I see her.

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>>73782310
there are no stops on my monkey grimoire folder

>>73782330
I always go at least 5 over, passing isn't very difficult.

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me on the right

>>73782310
kind of wish mods would enforce the avatarfagging rule on people like you and cara

>/scv/ posters
*sigh*

>>73782368
Me on the left

Always drive exactly 1km below the limit.

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>>73782377
ummm try again sweety

also which ladyboy would u fug?

>>73782383
Hardly would call that driving, m8

YOU TAKE SALLY, AND I'LL TAKE SUE

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>commie measurements

>>73782392
They all look like women. It ruins the immersion

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>>73782392

Need to do a weed soon or I'll lose my mind

>>73782413
You know what they say, bud. A kilometer is the better part of a mile. :^)

>>73782426
That's illegal, bud

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I'm about to crash my college career and my professional career and probably become a NEET

How do you guys cope with being disappointments?

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>>73782426

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j7VaGgJ-9Q

>>73782448
i try to improve on my failures

>>73782448
Why not just man up

>>73782448

>cope

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Really want this

>>73782470
I love useless platitudes like this. Best chuckle of the day, guaranteed anytime I see one

>>73782477

jefferson >>>/out/

>How do you guys cope with being disappointments?
>implying

>>73782433
>because the government says it is bad, it is bad
Hmm

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>decide to check out VICE again for the first time in a long while, because I dropped that shit as soon as it devolved into pop culture, hipsters, libtard pandering, and DUDE
>weed week
>nothing but a bunch of videos about making snacks for when you get high

>>73782495
>not respecting the government's wishes
Don't spraypaint me with your anarchist stencil bro

>>73782448
Why, don't want to study for your exams?

the government also says you can't eat shellfish or wear clothing with mixed fibers, but I bet you do that

>>73782500
The vice channel is either weed programing, NOISEY, or some random nonesense. Honestly fuck thats delicious with action bronson was good though.

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>>73782500
>tumblr gif

>>73782527
Seafood is the cuisine of the poor

>>73782500
DUDE WEED LMAO

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>Seafood is the cuisine of the poor

I have no idea what I'm doing

>>73782533
fug off, I changed the filename and everything
I DID MY PART

>>73782553

It really is .

>>73782567
I'll give you something to do
*unzips sweatpants*

Seafood is delicious and also tasty

>>73782464
The new brother looks like kyouske kind of. Fucking hack writer desu. Oreimo was not good

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What U think

wish the footkraut would just neck himself at this point tbqh

>>73782590

I have never tasted a good fish taco. chopped up fish just isnt right

>>73782595
I can smell those clown feet from here

>>73782606
I hope you live in some midwestern shithole

what is the best mythology to study first? considering proto/aryan, sumerian, and judeo-christian right now

>>73782630

california

reddit isn't so bad

>>73782633
All things Persian will be a great place to start.

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>>73782638

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM

>>73782633
Sumerian, obviously

>>73782646
The commenting format sucks

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>>73782609
>Giving him a (You)

Reddit is pretty bad

>>73782668
>being stingy with (You)s
pathetic

>>73782638
Jesus fucking christ you've got to be shitting me

Resdit is neither here nor there

>that great feel when you come across your former friends instagram and she became fat and looks like a russian grandma now

Thank you Jesus, you really saved my ass back then.

>>73782666
>>73782686
Downvoted and reported (3 children)

>add a commit to github
>europeans start waking up and throwing a fit
Someone should euthenize those animals

Have to read Lord of the Rings for my Lit class but I think Tolkien is a hack so it's very difficult

>>73782716
*youthanize

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THIS IS MY CURSE

been dealing with incessant stressful psychotic thoughts for months now and it's exhausting my will to live

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Holy shit the bullfrog croak is fucking bizarre. I thought there was some monster or something outside

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>>73782514
I am passing my classes but I dropped 2 of them this semester and skip class way too often. I think I'll pass all the classes I have now but I'm going to lose my scholarship

>>73782753
Just kill yourself

>>73782753
Just kill your parents

>>73782781
fuck off retard

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>>73782769

>3am
>birds chirping

Holy fuck go to bed, losers

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>>73782753
Kinda the same lad, mine have to do with a traumatic incident I had though.

Life goes on I guess. I'm not exactly one to give advice. I've recently come to the realization that I am a terrible person.

>>73782753
are you on medication?

>>73782801
>not even blue hour yet
Can't do

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>>73782742

>>73782716

Well the real problem is euthanasia. We've already got youth in europe : ^ )

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>>73782801
It's 2 AM you East Coast nerd

>>73782739
maybe you could just watch the movie

>>73782801
>tfw its the loser birds that cant find mates
>tfw they just end up dying never having had sex

>>73782772
Maybe you could take up your father or grandfather's trade?

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>>73782769
>>73782797
Animu
name
now

>>73782832

its midnight, actually

>>73782824
>We've already got youth in europe
They're all the wrong color, though

>RNH
more like real normie hours

its 1 am you flyover dumbfuck

>>73782840
nevermind found it :)

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>normie

>>73782859
My girl laughed at this comment

https://twitter.com/MichaelJonesAU/status/854478229691879425

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>>73782739
The book's pretty good desu
>>73782838
They don't exactly work "trade" jobs
>>73782864
>mexico calling someone a flyover

who /good singer/

who /good everything/

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>My girl laughed at this comment

>>73782801
I have baby chickens and they chirp all the time. I think they take 30 minute breaks to sleep or something (haven't paid much attention)

>>73782392
2 grills smiling and enjoying their time

girl in white hat wondering why theres a monkey on her back

this is my song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

r8 it

>>73782882
>police actually dealing with shit-stirring retards
hope they get fired

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>>73782797
How is this a school uniform? Japan has gone too far

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>>73782912
Apu could cure cancer with this face.
The finns outdo themselves with every new memetic entry.

https://youtu.be/t-2dqMaf4-w

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>>73782882
>grown ass people wearing masks to protests
>expect to be taken seriously

>>73782919
>almost 1 billion views
never heard of it and it's gay

>>73782919
>Daddy Yankee
Nicky Jam is the new shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS-hR2mNsVU

AHAHAHA fuck edmonton
>7-0

>>73782944
almost one billion in like 90 days.

shits huge

>>73782939
imagine having principles you're so ashamed of you don't want anyone to know you're protesting because of them

although that does give antifa credit by assuming that they have any principles, and aren't just looking for a good excuse to chimp out

>>73782967
Is this because of Trump?

>>73782975
True, they even played it on the radio here a couple of times.

>>73782975
why? sounds like every other puerto rican song with the same beat

How do you know when somebody is a poofter?

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>>73782882
>getch'a pole, now
>she huffs and puff back to get her black flag of anarchy that she threw on the ground in a temper tantrum
God bless the South.

>>73782986
Trump had sleep overs with the Uber Exec

think it wouldnt be?

>>73783005

honestly dont know, i heard it in the gym all the time but never realize it was really huge until i read that they did a version with justin bieber or some shit like that

>>73782931
Actually yes, the uniforms really bother me. It's so out of place and doesn't really add anything to the show. Especially after you see the setting. I just can't understand the reasoning. Would enjoy it better if they were covered up properly

fuck dromph

>>73783007
They ironically use the word "lad"

an fuck wypipo

>>73783021
I knew he was involved. He is always, when bad things happens. Like Putin.

tuck plumpf

>want to go to bed
>have to read a chapter of my book and do a thesis summary for it

help

an tuck trypipa

>>73783080
watch the movie instead

kek

done meme arrowed the wrong person

>>73782939
desu, I would probably wear a mask doing anything regarding political protests. Whether it's alt right or far right turds or far left extremists they find you online once they know who you are and destroy you. I once made a tweet about the election and I got death threats and hate messages for months and months until I just deleted my twitter.

>>73783080
>want to go to bed
What time is it in your strange area?
>do a thesis summary
Can't you recrute a Mexican for this?

>>73783086
im irish

>>73782938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa3k1ZFo4Xc

>>73783086
Things can only get better, bud

>>73783085

doesnt have an adaptation yet

>>73783099

half past midnight

feelings are important

>>73783099
>Can't you recrute a Mexican for this?
What the fuck do you mean by that?

>>73783100
alri

>>73783102
heh

handjob

>>73783089
Wow, so brave. So stunning.

>>73783086
*kisses you*
ahahaha mmmm hehe

ohoho that was a good one

*pats myself on the back*

>>73783117

t. nancy boy

>>73783125
too far. you need to get out now

>>73783125
Despicable

>>73783125
Is your wife single?

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>>73783136
wahey!

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>>73783119
>Trabajo!?

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>>73783137
we know you're sad bud

>>73783119
I mean that americans always recrute some mexicans to do their homeworks or to built their terraces; in TV series.

>>73783165
Shameful people
>>73783177
You should not be watching TV

>>73783177
I paid one to write an ese once

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>>73783170
That election was GOAT for memes

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gf sent me this

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based pence i like his sexism

Downloaded Battlefield Bad Company 2

Will play it in a few hours

Currently downloading a movie called Insidious (2010)

Will watch it now

If you know of something better, please tell me

>>73783220
In 1985?

>>73783220
why

>>73783227
Is your wife single?

>>73783153
im virgin desu.

>>73783244
No way. I'm shocked

>>73783220
99 luftballoons pêh

>>73783244
How old are you

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We have to do something about Canada lads

>>73783278
this, tell us Japanese friend.

>>73783300
>glorified-seagull.jpg

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>>73783300
>lads
Found the poofter, everyone

Gray Jay?

More Like

Marijuana Jay. Because canadians are degenerate pot smokers

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>>73783300

>>73783278
26
tfw no gf

>>73783325
I'll be your gf (male)

I hate japs.

When will we exterminate the nips?

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>>73783335
n... no thank you :(

North Korea might launch a rocket at Japan, so I guess you can look forward to that.

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hmm

>>73783325
Jesus

I lost my virginity at 18 and still feel like I was pretty late, which by Mexican standards it is

Can't imagine how you and your friend feel

>>73783360
That would ensure the unopposed rapetrain of Freedom™.

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hmmmmm

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Would you?

>>73783404
This is making me think a bit.

>That one dude posting disgusting nudes on a thread in /b/ thinking it's ok

Guess I should've known better than to go there

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really made me think

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califags are asleep

>>73783365
>>73783404
What are you getting at?

First one's pretty interesting

>>73783418
>Going to /b/
Are you 15

>>73783427
the proof of love is in geometry

>>73783410
After she loses a little more weight

>>73783421
Humans are stars?

>>73783447
Was hoping for a decent amateur nude thread

>>73783448
Why are you looking for the proof of love?

>>73783468
every man and woman is a star. the only law is do what thou wilt

>satanic figures
alri i'm out

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What do we do about the canadian problem?

>>73783522
Invade their country

Rape their women

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Bitch got problems

ich bin dick

>>73783522
holy frijoles bud is going postal!

COOL YER JETS THERE EH

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goode pictruray

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>>73783577
consider this

>>73783388
hmm japanese men are be lated lost virginity.
i have friendry woman friend. but she can't speak japanese well. a bit hard to conversation.

>>73783589
it's good that you actually have an interest in real women, birth rates are looking very low in japan

>>73783617
Japan has too many people

Once a population is rich, it de-industrializes a bit and the population falls. People settle into wealth, and you don't need these massive workforces feeding the factories anymore

>>73783589
Are you the same guy who used to post pictures of the city you live in?

Where is your friendy woman friend from?

>>73783629
>Japan has too many people

japanese countrysides look very empty, i wonder how many people are japanese within the large cities

>>73783586
scary

>>73783657
it's all true. I hope you're studying geometry, it's the only skill that will be useful after the war

English swearing words :
Fuck, shit, fuck , moron, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Am I right ? It's a lack of diversity desu.

>>73783617
>birth rates are looking very low in japan
Nothing wrong with Japan's birth rate in my opinion
>>73783629
>Japan has too many people
It has as much as Mexico, so not that many

>>73783690
'moron' is not a swear word

>>73783690
>moron

Not a swear, dickhole

SACRE BLEU

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>>73783680
>it's the only skill that will be useful after the war

WHAT WAR???

>merde, putain, merde, merde, putain, merde

very diverse, france

>>73783710
>>73783712
So you just have fuck and shit?

Bon sange!

>>73783745
Va chier, bordel de merde, espèce de connard d'enculé de fils de pute de salopard.

Je te plumerai!

>>73783423

heard u talking shit like I wouldnt find out

>>73783748
fuck, shit, whore, bastard, retard, nigger, cunt, pussy, asshole, faggot, homo, i could go on if you wish

>>73783730
when the clock strikes midnight, hellfire will wash us all away. whoever's left will belong to the lord. just about two minutes left

>>73783766
Salaud !

>>73783748
Yes, the most diverse language on tree planet only has 2 root >>73783748
swear words

>>73783776
well you got a point, I didn't think of these.

>>73782277
How Can Autism Be Real If Anime Isnt Real

>>73783778
haha I love the way you write

i cannot be worried bout no bitch
cause i know a bitch could be somewhere sucking a dick

>>73783794
Vocaroo your swear words please

>>73783816
Sofia Vergara

you like where the hell is yo bitch
meanwhile you bitch like where the hell is yo clique?

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>>73783816
Colombia what the fuck

UNA VELA

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It's officially real NEET hours

overload, overload, i overload on these niggas
aint know how to milk these cows
she made that dick grow now its big like a tower
ya, front pockets filled up with bands, no bible

>>73783617
yes i love 3D world.

>>73783650
i didnt post it.
my friend from Germany.
she has looks typical german woman.

sorry my english is poor.

>>73783885
But I'm a student(on vacation)

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>>73783885
don't remind me

>>73783896
If you think your German friend is cute, watch this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh0pHvFsmng

If you don't fall in love, you are gay

>>73783914
>Aniem
Aren't we a bit old for that?

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hm

>>73783945
How do you do it??

I'm talking about enlightenment

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>>73783941
she is from a video game

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hm?

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J Balvin
Ba-Bad Bunny
Let go, Let go, Let go
Yo vivo día y noche pensando en ti
Y tú perdiendo el tiempo con él
Dime dónde estás que yo te quiero ver
Yeeeh
Si tu novio te deja sola
Dímelo y yo paso a buscarte
Sólo me bastaran un par de horas (aja)
Y ese cabron no va a recuperarte
Si tu novio te deja sola (sola)
Dímelo y yo paso a buscarte
Sólo me bastaran un par de horas (Let go)
Y ese cabron no va a recuperarte
Un culito así no se encuentra en eBay
Este bicho es tuyo
Te lo tengo all night awake
Más ninguna tiene brake
Yo soy un pitcher
Pero a ti te vo’a hacer el doble play
(Yeah)
Yo sé que eres fina
Pero en la cama Sasha Grey
Fumando y bebiendo Grey
Lo siento por Casper
Pero J Lo se va con Drake (Drake)
Te llevo pa' New York
Un fin de semana (‘mana)
Un polvo antes de acostarte
Otro por la mañana (‘ñana)
Hay un chorro de bobos
Que te tienen gana’ (gana’)
Pero dile' que tú eres del rey como Lana
Yo siempre me maltrato
Viendo tus video' y tu retrato
Dile a tu novio
Que ya se le venció el contrato
Conmigo son de Wax los arrebato
Llégale
Siempre sabe cuándo
Y dónde es
Se trajo a otras amigas
Que tienen novio también
(Y también)
Cada que toco en P.R.
Ella suelta su gato
Y cae donde papi
Cuando me extraña
Quiere que le meta
De sorpresa llega a Medellín
Con él siempre pierde
Conmigo win
Te pienso to' el día bien nasty
Mile' de mujeres
Miles en botellas
No hay chimba
Si tú no estás aquí (aquí)
Dile la verdad al bobo ese
Que no le da a los nivele’
Y que tire a ver si puede
A tu jevo (A tu jevo)
Avísale (Avísale)
Que este fin de semana
La pasas con to’s tus panas
Y no con él
Yo no juego (Yo no juego)
Avísale (Avísale)
Que encontraste reemplazo
Y que espere pa' un rato
(Yeeeh)
Si tu novio te deja sola
Dímelo y yo paso a buscarte
Sólo me bastaran un par de horas
Y ese cabron no va a recuperarte

>>73783927
ah yes. she has blonde hair, blue eyes and tall.
my tall is 174cm. friend is about 170cm....

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stop using technology
youtube.com/watch?v=v4oysLUcuRM

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I'm thinking

have you ever considered that the jews know something you don't? that maybe they're trying to save the world? maybe not how you would think, but they are

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Te dijeron que soy un infiel (yeah)
Que no debes de confiar en mi
Dime si tu les vas a creer
Sabiendo que yo estoy puesto pa' ti, pa' ti
Te picheo a to' estas pu*** por ti
Porque estoy puesto pa' ti, pa' ti
Yo soy tuyo desde que te lo metí
Yo te quiero pa' mi futuro
Mera baby el amor de nosotros es duro
Yo te hago sentir mujer cada vez que te torturo
Te gusta que te lo meta bien duro
Tu eras la luz que yo veía al final del oscuro (mera baby)
Estoy puesto pa' ti baby yo te lo juro
Yo no soy un hombre perfecto,
Yo no se na' de esto, de amor, ni de polos opuestos
Pero desde que estoy contigo yo me olvidé del resto
Hoy voy pa' tu apartamento
Yo se que antes tu tenías el corazón roto y en otra partida
Yo quiero tenerte conmigo toa' la eternidad
Porque sabes que estoy pa' ti, pa' ti
Te picheo a to' estas pu*** por ti
Porque estoy puesto pa' ti, pa' ti
Yo soy tuyo desde que te lo metí
Baby tu no eres la primera
Pero eres la verdadera
Con la que mezclo amor y bellaquera
Con la que gasto lo que se genera
Yo no me pongo pa' cualquiera
Pero tu eres veneno y sincera
Ponte la perla y pon la bañera
Hoy la rosé nos la bebemo' entera
Ellas se imaginan lo que tu ya has visto
Envidiosas porque te desvisto
Me escriben y les dejo en visto
Por ti tentaciones resisto
Dile a tu ex que no se pase de listo
O le mando un pasaje pa' alla arriba con Jesucristo
Y por él te juro que soy fiel
He pasado varias cosas de ayer
No to' el tiempo va a ser luna de miel
Pero to' lo que te compro es Gucci o Channel
Por ti dejo tomo en el pasto
Borre toas' las pu*** de mis contactos
Baby tu eres una diabla y mi bicho contigo hizo un pacto
Baby sabes que estoy pa' ti, pa' ti
Te picheo a to' estas pu*** por ti
Porque estoy puesto pa' ti, pa' ti
Yo soy tuyo desde que te lo metí
Bad Bunny baby
Bryant Myers (Yeah!)
Alex Killer
Kronix Magical
Hear This Music
Dj Luian
Mambo Kings
Bryant Myers
La Oscuridad
Mera dímelo Luian
Bad Bunny
Mambo Kings

>>73783990
If you had the chance, would you procreate with the Finnish girl?

haha

I'm about 1.75m , we are both tiny men

>>73784051
I have not considered it

>>73784051
doubtful

back from the airport

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492496380838.webm

>>73784091
>>73784094
closed-mindedness is not a welcome trait in the promised land

>>73784111
this is the most appropriate use of the benny hill theme I've ever seen. from that guy closing the door and the car busting through onwards this is a fucking benny hill skit

>>73784111
Let that fella have his fun for Christ sake

What were you doing at the airport?

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what's wrong with the aut-right? based varg tries to save the world and their response is buttmad muh-posting

>>73784065
not bad. if i have a chance :D
because i dont want japanese women desu.

>>73784164
testing my brakes

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>>73784191
So

What are you gonna do about being a virgin at 26?

How do you plan on fixing that?

>>73784327
state objectively why it is a problem to be fixed

>>73784193
How did that go?

>>73784347
I believe that, in order to grow as a man, one must know the taste of women

>>73784387
Why? What is it about penis in vagina that makes you a more mature person on the other end?

>>73784387
you should embark on a quest of self improvement not just try to get fucked

>>73784404
>Why?
Because it's true
>What is it about penis in vagina that makes you a more mature person on the other end?
I never said that
>>73784417
That is also correct, and that's where I'm at

>>73784327
i dont think so.
it isnt need never.

>>73784487
Whatever floats your boat, akashi

Got any pictures of cute girls?

>>73784603
What are you on?

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>>73784693
Hmmm

Are you actually haitiano?

>>73784544
sorry, picture is so private i dont post it.
anyway i keep friendship with her. because she is favourite and first woman friend.
i gonna to parents home eventually with her.

>>73784487
You won't be saying that when you snap in ten years.

>>73784486
So growing as a man does not mean maturing. So what? You believe that sticking your dink in a woman lets your brain grow the last %3 or something?

And "because it is hurr durr" is not an argument. I'm not convinced at all tbqh, I think you've stuck the pussy on a pedestal ese

>>73784770
>sorry, picture is so private i dont post it.
I wasn't asking for a picture of your German friend, I asked for a picture of any cute woman
>i gonna to parents home eventually with her.
You are going to meet her parents?
I don't understand you very well
>>73784786
Hold on a second

You are not living in the Netherlands?

Where exactly are you right now?

>>73784894
You got problems, buddy

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>>73784940
yes meet her parents. (her mother and brother)
maybe her family is fatherless family. i don't know detail about it. but she didn't saying about him.
always mather or her brother topics.

>>73785566
haha I get it

Nice talking to you, my nippon friendo

I'll be watching a movie

>Tfw long, bad and tiring day
>Want to sleep
>Fucking Flu/Allergies out nowhere
>2:40 AM and i still cant sleep
>Need to wake up at 7:00 AM

Fucking sucks not be able to sleep for somethingg this retarded.

>>73785741
haha, thank you too

cum lol

>>73786049
REFRESHING post

>Last comment
1 hour ago

>Second last comment
2 hours ago

Bumb rate 1 comment a hour. Congratulations guys!!

Think I'll make a new thread. How about it, Dutchie?

>>73790487
That's sounds about right Ireland lad.

>>73790818
>>73790818
>>73790818

>>73790763
Here you are ;)

>>73783522
*walks up to you and pushes you over*
*walks away*

r/the Donald and /ptg/would let a nigger Fuck thier sister as long as he showed up to thier house wearing a maga hat