election season edition
why would you vote tory if you're not rich
>>73756504
exceptional post
>Anon we want to move to England but are scared, do you really hate Slavs?
>Bethany, 19
>I really wanted to study abroad for my master's, but because I've only just finished my first year, by the time we actually leave it might mean I can't secure Erasmus funding, which would make it pretty much impossible for me to go. On top of my own worries, I feel like the UK is on self-destruct mode and that we're becoming increasingly isolated. Knowing that we're stuck on this little island makes me want to go and live somewhere else. We're going to end up building a wall like America or something, I swear. This is only the beginning.
Ah yes, the """""educated""""" yoof
>>73756530
Where were you paddys day you lying cretin?
>>73756504
the conservatives (e. g. thatcher) led you into the EU and global finance in the first place
/pol/ isn't alt-right it's national socialism, nu-/pol/ are alt-right retards that belong in the ovens.
>le based black man amirite
>racemix with asians white women are a disgrace!
>israel did nothing wrong
Has
>May has higher approval rating with Labour voters than Corbyn
ETERNAL TORY RULE
MINISTRY OF MUMMY
*observes from the distance*
>>73756554
nah move to australia
my tongue loves slav butthole
Wouldn't mind an America gf to shoot me in the bollocks
>>73756570
They brought in the wogs as cheap labour too, but don't worry about that.
>>73756549
I want brexit and no other party represents the white working class
Give me one good reason why anyone else deserves my vote?
>>73756577
Syrians are white too
>>73756565
Holylands of course. Place to be, Laverys and some house party
don't the tories already have a majority
:p
>>73756554
No, we really hate niggers and pakis, but no one is seemingly prepared to admit these people are the main concern regarding immigration so sadly Europeans get caught up in the discussion as a consequence.
>>73756636
Yeah, but some of the twats keep rebelling
They need MORE of a majority, like 70 instead 12
>>73756621
representing black people doesn't mean not representing white people
The pint sinking has begun with a local porter
Think I'll be getting something else for my next one
>>73756564
>Knowing that we're stuck on this little island
Why do EU lefties always say this?
>>73756570
the European Community of the 1970s on paper was useful, probably even necessary for Britain to get on its feet again
now the EU is not useful, so we've left it
don't see what's so wrong about joining something then changing your mind on it when it changes for the worse
>>73756549
labour and lib dems are incompetent
>>73756632
If you were at the holylands and you're some proddy rat who smacked a catholic you'd get trailed about
Dinny lie tae me laddie
>>73756662
poles and romanians were seen as a real threat by british blue-collar workers, no need to deny that
>>73756610
Her neck is very long
>>73756621
>tories
>representing the white working class
>>73756648
>that outfit
straight out of hot topic
i thought that fad ended 10 years ago
This map is the only correct definition of white. If you aren't indo-european you belong in the ovens.
knob smells fishy
>>73756672
this is foolhardy. nobody really cares that May is an 'unelected' PM
>>73756699
Because they think that now we're leaving the EU, no one is ever allowed to actually leave the UK
>>73756577
>national socialism
meme ideology that isnt fleshed out with rorkes liking it because 'haha hitler dindu nuffin'
>>73756693
what's a pint sinking?
>>73756706
I'm half Irish half Scottish. I didn't get trailed about because I got suck punched you utter daftie
>>73756716
>tf
>tp
Clueless fuckwit.
>>73756693
>at the pub with the lads
>there's an autist in the corner taking a picture of his Guinness
Bet you've been bantered off and you're crying in an alleyway atm
need a venus rosales gf
>>73756730
>slavic
>white
lel
*blocks your path*
>>73756782
It's where you sink pints
Mummy may is going to deliver the Midlands engine
I don't want extra bennys, I want job opportunities
>unironically voting Tory, the party that built and props up the housing bubble, the party systematically underfunding the NHS in oder to privatise it, the party that has launched the most comprehensive surveillance programme in history on its own people, the party that put party-political considerations before national interest by holding the referendum
You can't make this shit up lads.
press f to pay respects
>>73756722
They represent them socially. It's turning into the way the Republicans represent the white working-class in the US.
>>73756784
Half of you canny fight lad sorry x
>>73756504
this
>>73756805
>american mongrel race
>white
>>73756798
I'm by myself on purpose and it's not a Guinness you ugly normie peasant
stole a care today
If you're not voting Lib Dem at the GE you are a brainlet.
Really like looking at this picture
New tom scott video lads x
>>73756815
never going to happen, paki
>>73756730
>>73756840
t. filthy paki bastard
Labour MP twitter meltdown in progress:
https://twitter.com/LizMcInnesMP/with_replies
>>73756866
how old is this motherfucker, why is his hair white already
How common is having a miscarriage? The mother has just tearfully admitted to having had 3 of them in the past, not sure if that's really terrible or if it's just one of those sad things that happens quite a lot.
Just got an erection reading an article about the sexual exploitation of child refugees.
>>73756833
My Da could beat your Da in a fight x
>>73756816
I want Brexit and literally voting any other party by this point would just complicate the process and slow it down
I'll be voting Tory until at least 2019. After Brexit is actually sorted I'll consider a better party
Need to minimise my wardrobe laddos
>>73756816
'sheed
>>73756888
Fucking hilarious. What a mental, hormonal bitch
>>73756845
SEETHING
also
>I'm by myself on purpose
>>73756897
Glad to see you finally got that UK proxy thainonce
>>73756816
>the party systematically underfunding the NHS in order to privatise it
They aren't going to ever privatise it. They need to get that through their heads. Why do leftists treat the nhs like a religion?
>>73756908
why would you ever wear a jean jacket?
>>73756888
jesus christ what's she on about
>>73756845
bellowing
Need a BBC news gf
>>73756816
I already own a house.
>tories call a pointless general election just to cement their rule and destroy all opposition
>The runtoids will vote for them aiding them in their plan
these are the same people who believe nothing to hide = nothing to fear.
I'm disgusted by the fact that anyone can be a tory.
idiots.
>>73756904
>He thinks brexit isn't going to happen
>He thinks his concerns as a regular person are even on the tory agenda
face it dickhead, brexit is going to happen one way or another and voting tory only ensures that nissan and goldmans get what they want out of the negotiations.
>>73756878
>he doesn't know that all Indo-Europeans hail from just above Persia
>>73756889
pretty sure he's only like 30
i wonder the same thing
>>73756926
I am, I'm enjoying a few drinks before the missus arrives on the train
Leave me alone I'm enjoying myself
*calls a snap erection*
update on darts in the shed:
Found the dart I lost behind the shelf yesterday and just played for a bit. did around the world doubles and then normal around the world, might do some 501 later
thanks for reading my last blog post
>>73756948
Her mum's dead and Theresa May didn't ask her for permission before calling a general election.
>>73756971
M'lady
>>73756891
quite common
mum had several before me and my sister came along
Funny how Normies literally cannot comprehend the concept of doing anything on their own. Once had a normie housemate who spent two hours whining at people to go shopping with him when there was nothing stopping him going by himself.
Sometimes I really think Normies really aren't that normal at all.
boy did this tweet age badly
>>73757020
>Sometimes I really think Normies really aren't that normal at all.
emperors new clothes
update on sharts in the shed:
Found the shart I did behind the shelf yesterday and just smelled it for a bit. Smeared it around my body, might smear it on my thighs later.
thanks for reading my latest blog post
*sniffs all your bumholes*
>>73756891
Very common. My mum had 3. Feel bad that I'm such a disappointment to her desu. Like the other kids would have been better.
>>73757020
Hahah I know us le abnormies are so random and socially awkward :dDDD le *holds up spork*
>>73756908
I'm impressed with how you've organised it
>>73757065
You need to go back
we voted leave get out
>>73757018
how olds yer sister
>>73757065
>>73757081
Le socially akwarded smells like skips faice :dddDDD
Why the FUCK didn't they just make David Miliband leader way back when? Fucking Ed Miliband, are you kidding me? Look at the cunt.
>>73756968
fuck off home paki
>>73757039
I'm too intelligent to know what this means
REMINDER that /brit/ is for doing a poo style posting ONLY, go to brit/pol/ if you want to talk about politics seriously and constantly
>>73757020
>tfw gf is like this
Not as bad as that though, thankfully.
Hate the UK's politics at this point
>authoritarianism
>croynism of corporations
>completely ignoring the common man
>nonce-enabling
>left and right are just a puppet show
hate it.
reality has an anti-semetic bias
haven't had sex in over a week
I can't fucking stand how Nicola Sturgeon talks
>>73757158
everybody thinks they're normal and so they all act in the same (abnormal) way
>>73757142
I'm NatSoc. Hitler was a staunch Indo-European pan-nationalist. You're just a retarded cunt who doesn't know anything about genetics
>>73757090
same age as me
>>73757163
Fuck off to /britfeel/ you infantile runt.
>>73757113
Hmmm...yes the tory blairite called david, he surely would have beaten the tory blairite called david
Jezza Corbs is literally a sleeper agent designed to bring about the destruction of the Labour Party from the inside.
>>73756564
>We're going to end up building a wall like America or something
what a dolt kek
>>73757208
post pic
>I'm NatSoc. Hitler was a staunch Indo-European pan-nationalist. You're just a retarded cunt who doesn't know anything about genetics
doing a poo
>>73757182
haven't had sex in 6 years haha
is it the leftists or the rightists who are vehemently anti-USA
i'm assuming it's the leftists
>>73757024
>Democracy = Chaos
Everything must stay the same.
The germanics were a simple tribal people who were best known for acts of theft and sexual assault across Evropa. They lived in straw huts and igloos and would proudly practice homosexuality in front of their Christian foes.
>>73757206
>Hitler was a staunch Indo-European pan-nationalist
he wasn't. But Mosley was
i thought the only lonely place was on the moon
JET
>>73757268
Rorke
>>73757257
extreme lefties hate zog, normal lefties hate trump, centrists hate trump, righties like trump, extreme righties hate zog
>>73757244
don't have any
>tfw you were born just in time to see the collapse of the Labour party and the return of Conservative vs Liberal politics
the days of Disraeli and Gladstone are coming back lads
Haven't had sex in a few days, gf wants it tonight but I cba
>>73757206
undoubtedly the edgiest post i'll read this month
>>73757356
FONT
>>73757257
Politics wise, no one is really anti-USA
Yank culture just gets on our fucking nerves but that doesn't mean anyone wants to end the special relationship
>I'm NatSoc. Hitler was a staunch Indo-European pan-nationalist. You're just a retarded cunt who doesn't know anything about genetics
>>73757255
dysmorphic
>>73757370
are you serious? there are far more edgy posts made all the time
>>73757255
her skin color changes tone with every video she makes
it's a fucking travesty
same thing with that burrito gomez girl
>>73757408
>>73757370
haha you tell em! anon just got told!! haha fuck off whence you came, newfag! haha we just blew him the fuck out
>Denmark to contest UK efforts to 'take back control' of fisheries
cod war 2?
>>73757356
Lost my libido once and didn't feel like it as much as the gf, was emasculating tbqh.
Remember to do your cardio, male sure you eat enough fat and get your sleep lad.
>>73757437
but it's irony edge said for effect
that man meant it unironically.
>>73757437
dont fucking reply
Rough session with dad earlier
arse is still reeling but its a good pain
June 2016 - The IMF used its annual report on the British economy to say Brexit would plunge the UK into recession next year and that it could see no economic advantage in leaving the EU.
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/jun/18/imf-says-brexit-would-trigger-uk-recession-eu-referendum
October 2016 - IMF said Britain would have a “soft landing” in 2016 with growth of 1.8%, stuck to its view that the economy would eventually suffer from the shock EU referendum result and said expansion next year would be just 1.1%
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/oct/04/britain-fastest-growing-g7-economy-imf-international-monetary-fund-brexit-vote
January 2017 - IMF projects 2017 growth for Britain of 1.5 per cent, up from 1.1 per cent, but forecast in 2018 is slashed to 1.4 per cent, down from 1.7 per cent
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/imf-upgrades-2017-uk-growth-but-downgrades-2018-a7529536.html
April 2017 - The IMF, a global organisation focused on economic stability, said the UK's economy will grow by 2% in 2017 and by 1.5% in the following year. The IMF said its new figures reflected "the stronger-than-expected performance of the UK economy since the June Brexit vote."But it tempered that confidence by saying that "negative effects", including reductions to both consumer spending and investment, had merely been delayed.
http://news.sky.com/story/imf-raises-forecast-for-uk-economic-growth-to-2-in-2017-10842188
>>73757454
There were already 3 cod wars
We should go to war with Denmark and take the Faroe islands tbqh
Imagine thinking Hitler was racist.
" have never regarded the Chinese or the Japanese as being inferior to ourselves. They belong to ancient civilizations, and I admit freely that their past history is superior to our own. They have the right to be proud of their past, just as we have the right to be proud of the civilization to which we belong. Indeed, I believe the more steadfast the Chinese and the Japanese remain in their pride of race, the easier I shall find it to get on with them."
don't understand the whole "dont fucking reply" meme
it's not like I shitpost or anything, I contribute quite a lot to /brit/ 2bh
>>73757489
fuck off eoin
I don't like the so-called 190cm master race. I simply don't like him.
>>73757494
It hasn't happened yet, hold your horses.
When 10,000 finance jobs leave the city make sure to give us an update la
>>73757471
>irony edge
you're deep in denial if you think everyone on 4chan is just being ironic
When someone starts talking politics in /brit/
>>73757454
sounds good to me, barely anyone actually cares about fisheries so we can trade fishing rights for something we care about more
>>73757494
It's the actual exit which will damage the economy, depending on how the talks go.
Inflation is already starting to rise.
not replying pisses them off more than any post can. just dont reply lads.
Don't engage with it
He is a masterbaiter in both ways
don't even fucking move your mouse to within 10 cm of his fucking post number or I'll come and deck you
>>73757525
dont
reply
>>73757529
Biggest cuck going, that guy
>>73757539
someone post that screenshot of alan the algerian doing just that
>>73757524
Did you read the post? all the forecasts and upgraded forecasts were for the period 2016-2018 so it was assumed we wouldn't have left by then you spazmoid
>>73757539
I reply to them just to piss runts like you off.
>>73757471
There is literally nothing wrong with being an Indo-european supremacist.
>>73757572
And long term forecasts are notoriously useless...Just wait and see.
>>73757558
do me
*presents ballbag*
i'm begging for a good wallop
>these prank videos where the same two people prank each other over and over
not funny at all, there is no possible way these are not staged, I mean how many times can two people prank each other and not be suspect of basically everything?
the pranks on strangers are much better
How do you do, fellow british anonymous posters on 4chan /int/?
>replying to a nonce on the Internet
Lmao what a brilliant idea
>>73757539
If everyone just starts using the 4chan x setting that makes everyone anonymous the tripfags will be a thing of the past
>>73757525
even if they're not they can be easily persuaded into stop thinking that.
what's worrying is the mandem I originally replied to has thought about it and still is racist. Far far edgier and sinister.
>>73757562
don't reply to l**fs either
>>73757573
this
>>73757603
>the pranks on strangers are much better
they're fake as well mate. otherwise they'd be in prison for harassment.
ahhi wanna have a sex
>>73757603
Those vids aren't really about the pranks
They're prank-themed reality tv
>>73757591
predicting growth in june 2016 for the remainder of 2016 isn't long term forecasts, it's short term forecasts
One you lock the target
Two you bait the line
Three you slowly spread the net
And four you catch the man
hurr durr
DON'T REPLY TO THE CONFIRMED NONCE
THIS IS NOT A SMEAR CAMPAIGN
>>73757621
Shan't
Would rather filter every trip on sight
do you believe in any 9/11 conspiracy theories lads?
ingrown toenail
>>73756963
fuck off billionaire
>they can be easily persuaded into stop thinking that.
I doubt it dude
and certainly not by you
>>73757631
i have to break my leaf embargo when he's willingly breaking an unwritten /brit/ rule. even the Ethiopian has learned and he's been here a fraction of the time.
>>73756504
hey, what's the deal with anglo politicans eating weird food during elections?
Like when Cameron ate hot-dog with knife and fork, or tony abbot ate raw onion?
>>73757680
no but my dad does
Business idea: we all change our name to 190cm master race
>>73757680
It was the tripfags!
>>73757688
doesnt count mate
>>73757511
my name is [spoiler]english[/spoiler]
>>73757692
>Like when Cameron ate hot-dog with knife and fork
this was big news in Poland?
>>73757680
don't care enough about it one way or the other
>>73757680
the jews did it
>>73757709
you name, your language. cucked much?
>>73757680
Well I don't believe the official story either
Mere mortals like us may never know the real truth
>>73757697
fuck off, I'm a well-established trip and I've been here for years. People will still recognise my tripcode, bellend
sex
sex
sex
>>73757692
forgot about the tony abbot raw onion thing lmao, what a guy
>>73757743
I'm sorry mate but you are mistaken I shall be reporting this post to the internet police for fraud
nostalgia
decided to vote conservative at the next election
alri lads
>>73757692
How can you lead a country if you can't even eat properly?
>look of list of the top 10 richest women
>over half of them either got their money in a divorce or inherited it.
>>73757743
nah
Who here /YellowSurge/?
>>73757775
>>73757781
>>73757779
>pretending to be me
>>73757680
Hard to say what really happened but the official story is literally impossible so I guess you could call me a 9/11 conspiracy theorist
For me it's Plaid Cymru
>>73757816
fuck off imposter
Just ordered a buttplug, shall be riding this thing for a good two hours
what does a girl's butthole taste like?
>>73757864
Hehe, good reference
me and the missus
>>73757815
Good lad. The Milkman will let us drink of his teats
like upbeat, melodic music to compensate for my boring, meaningless life, lads.
>>73757882
Malty coins and salted milk
Ahh yes, yanks
190kg runt isn't even worth responding to. every post he makes is utterly worthless. nothing interesting or provocative whatsoever. makes his borderline-autistic lack of self-awareness regarding his ridiculous arrogance even more confusing.
at least ribena is a character. 190kg is just boring.
>anonymongs
just hide their posts
>>73757909
that doesn't sound too bad
>>73757882
no different than your bfs
>>>/pol/121667943
well /brit/?
doing a walk
>>73757931
move to Washington.
>>73757923
Your to retarded to realise that I simply don't care and I get more pussy than you
the so-called "northern powerhouse"
>>73757923
>. every post he makes is utterly worthless. nothing interesting or provocative whatsoever. makes his borderline-autistic lack of self-awareness regarding his ridiculous arrogance even more confusing.
>he says wasting his life on 4chin
Hmm
>>73756038
just in case
>>73757937
>>73757948
>BOOM
>BOOM
>SMASH
that's all it takes for this cunt to break down your door
what do you do?
>>73757963
bbfs <3 :3333
>>73757963
wtf i love israel and japan now
>>73757994
heem
bellend smells like raw sewage
I want to leave the uk lads
>>73757992
>>73757974
This is my personal information I'll have you know this is rule-breaking
>>73757994
fire an intense projectile of poo directly at their face
The gf
>>73757963
Based Japon
Smelling my Haribos packet cos a bit of the sweet smell is still in there
Existing is so hard lads
Why can't people just read my mind and call me by whatever pronoun I invent in my head
>daytime /brit/
all normies in work
can have intellectual /pol/ debate in brit
everyone treats me as one of the lads
>even /brit/
normies pretending to be autistic
HAHA LOOK DEANO IM SO FUNNY HANGING OUT WITH THESE
inane shitposting goes off the chart
debate can't be achieved
>>73757994
convince him to turn his life around with my superb Oratory skill
>>73758038
looks like a fucking Spitting Image character
WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO VOTE AGAIN ARGHHHHHH
>>73758038
women are mentally ill
>>73757994
I shall gain access to your room by the window by taking the door off the hinge from the outside
>>73757956
great filename
If you were all intelligent like me and just ignored all tripfags there would be no problems
Sadly, you're all quite thick and so we must deal with this tripshit squabbling.
what's your willy girth lads?
bit concerned i've got a pencil
whats the point in even entertaining a discussion on it. Theresa May and the conservatives will win by a landslide, nothing will change. I would bet anything on it.
doing a jobby
>tfw can't pronounce "th"
I just use an 'f' instead.
>>73758094
>May 4th then June 8th
Bet people get election fatigue desu
>>73758094
>not loving elections
what are you, 190mm tall?
Leader of the Labour Party here. Counting on your vote this coming election, lads. Ask me anything.
>>73758128
Mong
>>73758117
pics? x
had a wank in the woods in the public park today
>>73758117
6.5 inches
(5.5 inch length)
(help)
>>73758128
spanish cunt
the actor that plays ja'mie's best friend (the one she fights with later in the series) in ja'mie private school girl got to fucking meet justin bieber when he was in melbourne
would tongue her hole and he probably already has
>>73757680
don't believe it was inside job but i feel like the gubbamint could have prevented it but didn't
bit cold out
I'm fucking tired of seeing this old commie fart (whose party is rubbish) on the chons
>>73758147
Impersonating the Jeremy is a bannable offence
Yum
>>73758128
Had this but it was because I had an underbite
Whoops, forgot my trip was on and I'm supposed to be Jeremy Corbyn right now. Vote Labour lads
>SPINNING ROUND MY HEAD BEGAN TO TURN
>I SHOUTED
>AND SEARCHED THE SKY
>FOR A FRIEND
>I HEARD THE FORTUNE TELLER
>SCREAMING BACK AT ME
going to stop taking speed
>>73758128
t. the north
>tfw you pronounce R as L
>>73758063
lads read this
Picture me tripping in Ghana with the ark of the covenant under my arm
>>73758212
doesnt look toasted at all
>>73757896
>>73758262
kev can you post some new pics pls la
just broke up with the gf lads
>>73758258
Hello chink
>when he votes Labour
really couldn't give less of a shit about politics anymore. Being interested in politics is the mark of a true runt.
'keep them in the dark, and feed them shit'
>>73758212
yummmm
Think of the people, lads. Theresa May's a Conservative and the Conservatives are mean bullies. Vote Labour and, like a woman in labour, you will give birth and it will be to a wonderful future for our nation. Vote Labour lads
Does the Labour Party even have one supporter left who isn't complete rubbish?
AND YOURE SHOUTING AT ME I WANT TO SHOUT AT YOU BUT YOURE SHOUTING AT ME AND LOUIS IS SITTING IN HIS ROOM PLAYING HIS GAME
>>73758314
'ere fucking 'ere
AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER
NANANANA STOP BEING A REASONABLE PERSON
Any fast-stream lads in?
Passed the FSAC, waiting on my stream specific AC. I read it was fairly easy but I'm studying like mad fer it.
I'm just curious as to what happens if you pass the FSAC and then don't get through the next stages. Seems like a bit of a pisstake.
macron 2017
farron 2017
r8 the lunch
Tim Farron is a WEENUS and he is SUCKING on PEENUS
>>73758351
>rubbish
i sure hope you're a brit in yankistan
gizza kiss
>73758435
>>73758435
>>73758435
>>73758435
willy smells like cum
>>73758336
might make a sandwich with this tomorrow