YOU WAKE UP

>>121667943
Raise taxes.

>>121667943
Cry because it will be boring without the UK

>>121667943
Accept Trump as my new leader as he nukes Germany and we break up the EU.

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>>121668107
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother. The Anglosphere rises.

>>121667943
BUY GUNZ

>>121667943
Buy a gun

>>121667943
Go out and buy a rifle.

>>121667943
I literally would go and buy a gun - nothing fancy, just a handgun

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>>121668251
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>>121669205
That's the spirit

>>121667943
Buy gun

>51st state
>Implying USA won't become part of the glorious Empire again

Join a gang

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>>121669311
>checked
Oh my, it seems the numbers go against my predictions

Does this mean nogs and chavs form giga-gangs?

buy a few guns.

>>121667943
Wonder why Canada's provinces weren't annexed already.

They probably became a part of the EU after a sham marriage between Trudeau and Merkel occurred.

>>121667943
Buy a gun.
Stand just on the edge of my neighbour's lawn.
When they ask me to move I invoke stand your ground laws and shoot them dead.

>>121667943
Divide it up into six smaller states: Wales, Scotland, Ulster, Northern England, Southern England, and London.

Take a flight to the UK and tell every man woman and child to watch where they step on my land.

annex NZ, gib gun

>>121667943
Hooray for fire arms!

>>121668251
>>121668304
>>121668988

Correct answer. Id do the same

>>121667943
Wonder why the fuck we didn't get there first

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>>121669455
Not only that but your taxes will be raised and this time you damn well have to pay them

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>>121669813
I'd do anything for a taste of those sweet, sweet kinder eggs.

>>121667943

Rejoice, and start planning my now extremely easy move to the USA.

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>>121668251
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>>121669766
Never seen this level of unanimity on pol before.

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>>121667943
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VymvJYe99PI
Get a gun and shoot the pakis!

>>121669263
Literally the first thing I did when I got my burger citizenship was stop at a gunshow on the way home and buy some shit just because I could

>>121667943
>What do you do?

Become morbidly obese and clap a lot

buy guns and burgers and clap

>>121667943
Do we get a Nuclear Aircraft carrier?
I suggest upgrading the USS Churchill from destroyer to Ford class

Literally the only real issue I have with this is I don't want all your mexicans and niggers to flood across the ocean

Tbh i wouldnt be against this happening BUT

1) We keep Queen Liz

2) We keep the pound

3) All 3 other anglo countries must join

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>>121667943
remove kebab

>yfw the US World Cup team is just England plus Bale and maybe Pulisic

>>121670772
DON'T FORGET SAFFAS

>>121667943
Find the nearest Mart. I really had too much chilli last night

>>121670667
They don't like boats and can't afford airplanes. You'd probably be alright

>>121667943
Eat a big fat greasy burg keep driving on the left

move to texas

>>121670847
>we win and burgers take all the credit

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>>121670359
>tfw want burger citizen ship but my american dad is a deadbeat and I cant prove he is my father

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>>121667943
can we join too

>>121667943
Vote leave

>>121667943

yeahhhh no get buck in line you colonial fucks

Buy a gun, start an insurection if the yanks don't keep the queen

>>121669938
Kek

>>121667943
Purge the marxists that ruined that nation.

>>121667943
move to oregon desu

>>121671096
Why is that stopping you

>>121671096
>not doing it the proper way and finding yourself a qt 3.14 southern girl to marry

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>>121667943

Cry tears of joy and immediately leave this miserable, cold, grey island and move to paradise (California)

I would unironically vote for this.

Purchase an assault rifle and 5000 rounds.

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>>121667943
Celebrate
FUNNY INNIT

>>121667943

Go out and buy a gun.

I want a 2nd admendment

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Move to the south and buy a gun, you know the UK would be a faggot blue state.

They better not get any seats in congress/senate

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>>121667943
I thought your 51st state is israel.

>>121671737
>not going somewhere comfy like Montana

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>all these cunts saying they'll buy a gun without specifying what gun.

>>121667943
Kick them out because we don't need a second California

>>121667943
1. Buy a couple handguns, a few assault rifles
2. Begin my bid for president

I seriously wish this would happen

>>121671655
Getting american citizenship without close lineage or getting married is a pain in the fucking ass.

>HURR DURR LAZY EUROSCRUB

Literally slavelabor gulag conditions if you want to be an American citizen.

>>121672005

Since you asked, I'd want a few, Glock 40 for concealed carry, an SMLE, i don't care which. An L1A1 SLR and a 357. mag, don't mind which.

>>121670255
then when we have all these guns we burn down the white house and kill the president. taking back what is rightfully ours

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It just hit me that we'd also end up with all your Liberals, and maybe Refugees / Poles.

I don't know how i feel about this

>>121672211
.700 nitro express get on my level you fucking faggot

>>121672145
And I'd move to New Hampshire because the UK sucks dick

I should note that I'm from Londonistan just on holiday

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>>121671737
>paradise
>commiefornia
u wat m9

>>121672005

>>121672005
me:
remington 700
ar15
sig sauer
s&w .357
and a few shotguns to start off with

>>121672291

You're not even anglo, you fucking dane. Go back to being cucked by germany.

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YES

>>121667943
It basically already has though

>>121672485
Shhh, it's okay my little rapebaby.

UK Is more cucked than Denmark friend

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>>121672485
Also
>you fucking dane

my sides

Watch Germany cry more,

buy a gun.

>>121667943
Make Britain a state. Make California an independent nation so we could keep the nice round number

>>121667943
Join ISIS

>>121673571

The average man here is pretty redpilled on immigration and muslims

>>121667943
Buy a gun.

Buy guns.

>>121667943
Forgot to add, join the Military and buy a gun.

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Go out and buy some FREEDOMS so I can post on /k/ without feeling guilty.

Yeah nah fuck off yank

>>121668142
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>>121671765

Is this thread real? you're willing to give up your independence and national identity so you can become just another state?


Holy shit, I'm embarrassed to share a board with you.

You claim to be patriots but will happily sell your country out without a 2nd thought. I like america, but I don't want to be part of it.

>>121674951
It's nothing new there's loads of brown nosers on here

>>121667943
Come to /pol/ to welcome my new countrymen.

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>>121674951

I claim to be a patriot? Certainly not. This country is horrible and depressing. I'd switch to a better country like America in a heartbeat.

>>121671956
No taxation without representation!

>>121671737
I actually live in that town.

>>121667943
Laugh, because since Britain is now the US they have to celebrate the 4th of July where they defeated themselves for Independence.

>>121667943
throw a party because there would be so many pubs and sport teams added to the american roster!!!

>>121670453
Give that man a burger!

>>121670509
>Do we get a Nuclear Aircraft carrier?
You get 20.
You would be American; therefore, you would have the most powerful military to ever exist.

>>121670772
So the new states are:
51: England
52: Wales
53: Scotland
54: Ireland
55: Alberta
56: British Columbia
57: Manitoba
58: New Brunswick
59: Newfoundland
60: Nova Scotia
61: Ontario
62: Prince Edward Island
63: Saskatchewan
64: Quebec
65: Western Australia
66: Northern Territory
67: South Australia
68: Queensland
69: New South Wales
70: Victoria
71: Tasmania
72: New Zealand

>>121670772
I'm okay with 1 and 3. Can 2 be negotiated?

>>121667943
The master becomming the slave. Ahahaha.

How would the 4th of July work though?
Would UK celebrate being independent from itself?

>>121669600
kek. pretty sure that's not how it works bongbro

>>121667943
Shove a McDonald's burger up my "ass" and shoot a revolver into the air.

Am I doing it right?

Move to my fatherland and BREXIT

>>121667943
>"Woot finally. Brexit time"
>"here's a great idea. Lets create more unions so we can get cucked by more unelected bureaucrats"
I will never understand these threads. It's like the Anglo wants to get cucked

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>>121677656
It's a CIA backed Psychological Operation meant to expose how accepting and submissive Anglo-Saxon's are when faced with American Military Occupation.

>>121668107
Thanks pal, Europe is pretty shit

>>121667943
move to the mainland of course.

>>121675481
looks like a /comfy/ pub on the right there lad

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>>121669600
kek

>>121669938
Saving him.

Also I buy a sex hand cannon, 457 or something.

>>121667943

Canada is already the 51st state - they just refuse to acknowledge it publicly.

>>121676486
We keep the £ and we throw Scotland to the Europeans, you real don't want to have to put up with their shit, trust me.

Besides they love themselves some muslims.

Move to Philadelphia and start living off US welfare immediately.

>>121667943
>Laugh at them

How ironic they would be colonised by their former colony. Topcuck

>>121675752
you poor bastard

>>121675752
im sorry

This would be great then we could vote nige for president

>>121667943
Eat fish and chips with my new found lads and watch the US president and the queen work together to make both lands great again.

Genocide of Anglo-Americans when?

>>121667943
Kill all the muzzies.

Go and buy a fucking gun and American flag

This would be the great reunification of Britian with her bastard (former) Anglo son. I'd get with my friends to help the bongs buy a bunch of/k/ related shit and we'd promptly set about reforming the entire British Empire again.

Also, we'd promptly set about removing kebab to make the Empire safe for the subjects.

>>121667943
campaign to separate into north ireland scotland wales north england and south england states

>>121671737
>going to California
You poor soul.
They don't call it the land of fruits and nuts for nothing.
Though in-N-out is pretty fucking god tier.

TIL Brits love guns just as much as we do. They've just been prevented from getting them... so far

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>>121667943
See if there's anything good on the telescreen, I guess.

>>121671924
The UK would be republican.

>Get into politics.
>Run for presidency
>Get elected.
>Swap USA FLAG with UK
>Welcome back America.

...Buy gun.

>>121676434
>64 Quebec


Toss toi callise de tabernak on ne veut pas fait partie de ton pays. Si c'est le cas on va former un nouveau pays quebecois sans les maudit anglais.

>>121678437
Here here.

Open a gun shop.

Buy a gun and then shoot myself in the head? What else would you do?

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>>121676434
The population of England is over 50 million, much bigger than California, our most populous state.

I would divide it into 4 states: North England, the Midlands, Southern England, and London.

>>121667943
>>121682934
Also we would make prince Harry king of England and Emperor of America, it would be like the British Raj but better because America.

>>121683802
>Giving london it's own electoral votes

no.

I'd simply laugh.

1. Vote for independence from monstrous, neoliberal undemocratic conglomeration of states
2. Join USA instead
3.???
4. Profit

>>121667943
Buy an AR15, .50AE Desert Eagle, and a shotgun

>>121674959
Buy guns then secede

>>121674951
The establishment, parliament, MPs and police are the most-anti British groups in Britain

>>121684232
I'd also get an 1875 Remmington revolver

>>121667943
The US and the U.K. are the last bastions of hope on this planet. We must work together or the world is lost.

>>121669626
It would be better if you just nuked London.

>>121684921
>The US and the U.K. are the last bastions of hope on this planet

The UK is a lost and forgotten empire and the US is only fucking shit up around the world like the good goyims they are.
Fuck off Amerifat.

>>121667943

My hobby of shitting on Brits would increase 10x.

Use burger monies to transform the UK into a giant moving aircraft carrier, and sail our Island where ever the fuck we like.

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>>121674951
It is the objective of every true Englishman to roam the far flung corners of the Earth and bring civilisation.

Fly over there since it would now be considered a domestic flight and take a piss in the English channel while shouting obscenities at Europe and firing guns wildly into the air.

I don't really have anything against France, it's the principal of the thing.

I would want the yanks to annex us.
England, Scotland could be made into separate States with our own governors it would be great. We would also be able to have freedom of speech and not be charged with hate speech if we made an anti refugee comment.

>>121667943
Shoot myself.

>>121686756
Good man.
Godspeed.

i would like an English wife desu.

>>121687487
No you wouldn't.

>>121687487
Don't many of the British women are subhuman, due to interbreeding over the centuries.
Many British women from middle class or upper class backgrounds are very hot. But the women from poor backgrounds are generally subhuman swines.

>>121685943
The sun never sets on the British Empire if you never stop sailing in USS Britain.

>>121667943

GET SOME FUCKING GUNS AND SHOOT THEM

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Move to Poland or Czech Republic because I don't want to share a country that's already a minority white, and is riddled with Niggers and Mestizos.

>>121674951
You would not be turned into one state. You will be made into many states!

Scotland, Wales, North Ireland, England, and London.

>>121667943
Remember the Alamo

>>121676434
We have to make it an even 100 states.

>>121683599

Sorry, I do not speak arabic

Maghrebi, can you translate?

Watch as the chavs take over with shitty "grime" music.

>>121676434
>Northern Territory
mate it has a population of 200k

>>121667943
Congratulate our new fellow citizens and welcome them with 30 rounds of freedom.

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>Upon Britain becoming the 51st state America launches the 2nd Vietnam war as America now has competent and skilled Soldiers among their ranks

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>>121676434
Wtf no Northern Ireland? Get the guns lads

I buy an AK47 and celebrate

>>121691472
Become a shooting instructor before you guys start accidentally shooting yourselves.

>>121691821

I know how to load a clip into a gun jesus christ

>>121667943
buy guns

>>121667943
I'd vote for the SNP!

>>121667943
Impose a 4% tax on tea

>all these buy guns posts

I love you, dad.

Ask if France can join too

>>121667943
Move to Texas.

Buy a Steyr-AUG and an assortment of assault knives.

>>121667943
Take a vacation, maybe move there if there is jobs. Only downside is that I gotta give my cool ass hunting knife to my brother

>>121693294
Yes, but we'll have to cleanse the land of muslims

>>121667943
Convert to Islam in solidary with our newest state.

Buy guns.

Shoot that fucking goose that keeps coming into my garden than I'm not allowed to kill.

>>121676434
What about Cornwall?

>>121693294
Two stipulations:

1: Rid yourselves of all muslims
2: Become fluent in English

>>121696885
Cornwall is part of England

>>121697776
Yeah I know that but Cornish separation from England has always been suggested.

>>121670667
As long as you keep your muzzie hordes over there, we'll keep the nogs and spics corralled.

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>>121667943
Cry because Germans are no longer the majority of whites, now we are filthy Anglo again.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/195603/sponsors/CZa0yy3IvMlA3F0Hgnp4

I SIGN THIS PETITION

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>UK ironically absorbed into the US
>Worlds most powerful Navy and AF
>World peace at last


This burger is grilled up and ready to do this.

>>121667943
book a flight to the UK to gawk at everything

>>121667943
Buy lots of guns, hoist an American flag outside my house and eat burgers in celebration kg my new found FREEDOM.

>>121671125

only if you denounce all the muslims and slander the queen. then yeah, sure.

>>121698358
Until they have a flood and then BOOHOO HALP US!

>>121667943
kill myself

>>121667943
Seize the opportunity to unironically purchase a trump hat

>>121667943
Commit suicide.

>>121672191
It's easy if you have a degree or skill.

>>121677656
>Join America
>Ruled by unelected beurocrats
last I checked mate burgers vote in the government

>>121683353
We do, our government is just far too meddling any a nanny state. We show them statistic after statistic of how the gun ban just made crime go through the roof, even fatal shootings happen more now.

They are in complete denial.

>>121686931
This, I'm sick of people getting arrested for being critical of Islam or eating bacon too close too muslims and stupid shit like that.

>>121693247
Contrary to popular belief Brits love guns, just the government is retarded and got some reason we are too lazy or apathetic to try and get our rights back.

I have a parliamentary petition going to get a right to bear arms, it's doing OK so far but I think we would need actual hardcore campaigning and redpilling of crime statistics en masse for the government to actually do something about it.

>>121667943
Realise that nothing has changed and that we were a puppet state the whole time.
Mosley was right.
>Living financially and economically on American charity, selling up the house to the Yanks when he won't pay any more charity out. Are you content to be occupied and protected by American aeroplanes? Are you content to be in the position of an old women, jipped by her young relations? You who were the greatest power on earth fifty years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, 'you still can be'? Because my friends I know you, I know the British people. I know that twice in my lifetime in the world war I fought in, in the world war the younger men fought in. We the British have put our effort, our energy of valor, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind.

>>121667943
Sue McDonald's

>>121667943
drink tea and shoot guns

Celebrate and buy a gun.

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burn down their cuck shed

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>>121667943
Buy guns

>>121704050
I think you might be making that up mate, most people get freaked out by guns here.
I live out in the country so obviously aren't bothered by them at all.

>>121667943
Refuse brittian representative s in Congress then raise their taxes. :) How does it feel bitch's. Also Congress should vote to rename it bitchland.

>>121704050
>>121705217
Link me your petition though chum

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>>121704050
>Contrary to popular belief Brits love guns

Source on this? In my experience even people who are normally level-headed shit themselves the second you mention relaxing firearm legislation. It still seems to be an issue relegated to the fringes.

>>121667943

get me one of those sweet MAGA hats and start building a wall on the south coast.

>America imports 64 million anti-gun voters
I laugh me arse off.

>>121677630
This. When whites need to go to europe not the other way around

>>121667943
Vote to abolish the dollar, in favour of the pound. Bring in gun control, then pretend I couldn't understand people when they said mom data or something

>>121705297
>implying we wouldn't automatically demand to pay more taxes

>>121705306
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/192020

>>121667943
Ask Trump if he can do Canada next

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>>121667943
>Buy a some burgers,
>wait an hour,
>go to the local Tesco's and shit myself

>

I'd actually be quite content with it. The rest of the Celtic lads can join in aswell if they wanted to.

>>121667943
Make New England one state, then smoke a pipe with a whiskey with Old England. I love you, Dad

>>121676434
Nothing Canadian please

Swear allegiance to the the God Emperor and his heirs.

God Save the Trump

Laugh as now America is officially minority white

>>121706401
>The UK has the strictest gun laws in the world
Kinda lying there.

>We should have CONCEALED CARRY laws of handguns
No thanks m8.

>Be allowed shotguns or rifles in the home to protect our property and family from intruders.
We are allowed shoguns/rifles in our houses.


I hope you can edit that petition!

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>>121707717
81.9% would stat pad their white population lad

>>121668071

Underrated.

>>121668251
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>>121669205
>>121669276
>>121669543
>>121669600
>>121669744
Not until you get your citizenship 100% and officially actually. When I was in the US 6 months (not citizen) I went and got a gun because I thought it would be cool to carry one while I was there. Big. Fucking. Mistake.
Burgers are actually really huge assholes about noncitizens carrying guns. Luckily the cop who found me was sympathetic and let me off with just my traffic ticket and just taking my gun no charges or anything but he did say the 2A doesn't apply to noncitizens

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>>121667943
I would buy my new TV license, porn license, silverware license and a gun license of course.

>>121708623
>Burgers are actually really huge assholes about noncitizens carrying guns

Nah, it was just because your a filthy leaf

>>121707786
You are not allowed to use the rifles or shotguns for home defense and self defense isn't a valid reason to own one.

Concealed carry is required to stop trucks of peace, protect from stabbings and to defend from muslim gangs.

>>121708623
You can get one on a green card as green card affords you all rights of a citizen... also I call bullshit because how would you have even passed a background check to buy a firearm if you were just on a visitors visa.

>>121667943
guns. just, guns.

>>121667943
Buy guns, move to the mainland, kick some antifa ass

>>121676434
>British Columbia
>still having free movement between ourselves and Ontario and Alberta

Either allow us to control our own immigration kick Ontario and Alberta out or let us be an independent nation but ally

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>>121677656
Really leaf?

>>121709161
Eh... Well with the self defence laws I reckon you could shoot an intruder if they've got a gun but I don't like the idea of people shooting unarmed intruders even if they are scum.

And I guess you're right, concealed carry with a licence would be bloody nice to stop some London 'mandem' from shanking me...

>>121667943
Find a bunker.

The anglos are coming.

>>121709409
1. What background check. I didn't need one where I bought mine they just sold it to me (and yes it was legal this was a gun show not a back alley van)
2. Canadians don't need visas to visit the US and vice versa.
Didn't have a green card or anything

Hold a referendum on membership and successfully campaign to leave such a shitty political union.

We have form with brexit referendums dont forget....

>>121671633
Fuck off we're full

>>121710167
We should have castle law in my opinion, if someone invades you home you can assume they mean you physical harm and can deal with them any way you see fit.

Alot of the times a shooting won't be necessary, if you stick a gun in a burglars face and all he has is a knife or tire iron or something he would have to be super retarded to not lay on the ground, discard the weapon and wait for the police to arrive.

>>121667943
Become a republic

>>121667943
Nothing would change except maybe the flag so dont care.

I feel like canada would annexed long before any sort of agreement like that came to the UK

>>121710250
Bullshit gun show myth has been debunked time and time again. All gun shows have mandatory background checks the same as any firearm dealer.

Stop lying.

>>121668071
I laughed harder than I should have

>>121708623
Where were you?

Kick the muslims out of europe using their broken system. Alternatively import all white europeans into america and export all Illegals to europe

>>121710938
I am hoping for some kind of ease on movement between our countries included in the trade deal Trump will probably be negotiating on his state visit in October, especially since he is wanting to rework H1B Visas.

His mum was Scottish and the first thing he did when he got in the Whitehouse was reinstall the bust of Winston Churchill and proclaim he wants to rekindle the special relationship we have.

Buy a gun

>>121710938
Apparently Canada can do this any time

>>121667943
>buy gun
>wear gun
>go mom-pap burger joint
>buy biggest burger
>hum burger anthem between bites and fondling gun

>>121711464
They could under the Articles of Confederation, but the Constitution didn't include a comparable clause, and the applicability of the Articles is arguable at best.

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>We get guns
>Americans get good nature documentaries
fair trade desu

>>121667943
Sell my TV license and Eurobox and get myself an M60 LMG and a Ford f350

>>121667943

>Buy a gun.
>Buy some whiskey.
>Enjoy the (frankly fucking awesome) freedom of speech laws
>Find a fun way of combining all three at the same time to celebrate.

>Enjoy my new freedom!

Pls, pls invade us.
pls.

>>121711093
Washington state near Spokane. Bought the gun in Montana

>>121672191
idiot, walk across southern border, collect gibs, get citizenship within a few years because Trumpcuck will be granting amnesty to all illegals

>>121711643
You make me proud, bong.

>>121667943
Buy a rifle and liberate the country.
BRITONS WILL NEVER BE SLAVES
RULE BRITANNIA
Faggot brits that say they wouldn't fight are gay.

FUCk yeah that would be awesome. We would have to do something about your fucking paki problem though and you guys need to start speaking normal English. Z not zed, French fries not chips or any of that other retarded shit

>>121712159
>combine all 3
>shoot gun while drinking whiskey and shouting DELETE KEBAB between every sip.
>when mudslimes get butthurt use new found firearm and self defense laws to literally delete kebab

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I hope this really happens one day. I think it would be a fine way to end this old union, peacefully put to rest and absorbed by our most powerful former colony.

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>>121712493
It's treason, then.

>>121710982
In Texas you can buy a gun with cash and you won't even have to register it.

>>121712541

>French fries not chips

Ok, we'll do that if you change the name of beefburger to beef wellington on a bun.

>>121712901
Registering a gun is different from having a background check.

>>121712612

My god, it would be glorious!

>>121712901
That's privately selling, the leaf said he went to a gunshow and bought a gun with no checks, that's bullshit, it doesn't happen. I have seen countless undercover camera videos of people going to gun shows and trying to buy shit without background checks and getting BTFO, even in places like Arizona and Texas.

He is bullshitting.

>>121712239
Therers your problem.

Montana == very freedom loving
Washington == very communist

Even I with a Texas and South Carolina Concealed Carry permit have to know the laws of the states I'm crossing into. They're all different though most of the red states have reciprocity with each other.

>>121708999
Don't have any of those. Welcome to freedom!

>>121667943
Oh great, another Commiefornia.

>>121713916
bu-but what about the LAW!!!

How do you live without the state doing whats best for you?

Are you some sort of savage?

>>121667943
Buy tea, steak pies and Hamlet cigars in bulk.

>>121667943
Also I'd sell cutlery and guns to them.

>>121667943
The Queen is dead! Long live the Emperor!

>>121708623
>Great Britain has been successfully integrated into America, therefore becoming the 51st State
I would assume that integration means formaer citizens of the U.K. would be Americans in this scenario.

>>121667943

go out and buy an AR15. and a cheese burger

unironically would love this.

>>121668251
>>121668304
>>121668988
>>121669205
proud of you lads

>>121667943
buy a gun

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>>121667943
Finally get a gun to end my suffering.

>>121668251
Go to ricks gold and silver pawn shop
Ask Rick if he has change for a dollar
Hi five chum lee
Inform cory, that he is ... One ugly mutherfucker
Ask the old man for a gummy blowjob
Screw Olivia later on ...when she's on nightshirt

Lived the dream

>>121670772
done deal
I would unironically support this in a referendum.

>>121667943
Gun.

American anons legitimate question
what countries would you support if they wanted to join the USA
>UK
>Australia
>New Zealand
>Canada
>Ireland
>Japan
>South Korea
>Cuba

i'm curious on your thoughts.

claim welfare. Britains avarege wage is the lower than the avarege black American wage

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>>121668251
>>121668304
>>121668988
>>121669205

>>121717856
>UK
yes
>Australia
yes
>New Zealand
yes
>Canada
no
>Ireland
no
>Japan
yes
>South Korea
no
>Cuba
no

>>121667943

Fuck me in the ass I forgot you fucks don't have guns.

What a world.

>>121667943
BUY A LOT OF GUNS

>>121708623

I thought you can buy guns with no id though? If I fake a texan accent can i just wander in and buy a gun?

>>121717856
No ....New Zealand , they fushnchupsnigguz
No .....South Korea , them fuckers eats dogs n shit
No Cuba....cos , Are you fuckin shitting me op?

Buy a rifle and go to berkley

>>121718892
I listed Cuba because they were our protectorate at one point and was an extremely nice place back before the whole communist ordeal

>>121718655
This guy gets it.

>>121712239
At a gun show? That would explain no background check. Shoulda kept your power level hidden leafbro

>all these brits that want to use our guns and freedom of speech
i'm so proud of you guys

>>121708623
>Luckily the cop who found me was sympathetic and let me off with just my traffic ticket and just taking my gun no charges or anything but he did say the 2A doesn't apply to noncitizens
Also lol cha-ching that cop scored a free gun

put on a balaclava and start bombing america.

>>121719751
kek

>>121719751
lmfao

>>121717856
Bolivia.

>>121667943

jump for joy and buy my first handgun

>>121720002
Why Bolivia out of curiosity?

Go buy a gun

>>121675893
Very famous saying over here.

4th of July was the most important day in America's timeline. For us Brits, it was just another Thursday.

>>121719235
Protectorate
Nice place

Did not know that op, I've been school'd

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>>121717856
>implying USA is worth joining
>corrupt political system
>defective healthcare
>aggressive military
>highest incarceration
>bad education
>niggers

>>121667943
Immediately look in to setting up business buying/selling guns. It would be a massive new market.

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>>121668304
This, this and more this

>>121667943
nuke america
this is the queens soil