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FP for El Sexico

>>73737472
Is the new season of TPB good?

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Is Chicago really that bad? My mom's gonna be moving there in August

>>73738864
watched the 1st episode and it was pretty cringey. loved the older stuff. season 10 wasn't even that bad, but idk man I haven't tried another episode since

>>73738908
yes

>>73738928
Season 11 is dwfinitely better than 9 and 10, still not as good as thr Clattenburg days but it's probably the closest they'll get
I miss milder aloof Ricky from season 1
"If you're gonna shoot me over two packs of smokes then go ahead"
We'll never get another line like that from Ricky, now it would just be "Fuck you Cyrus" followed by him giving Cyrus the bird and then Cyrus walking away disgruntled

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I dont remember what this webm is

Nth for footfag(s) >>>/out/

>>73739488
Sexy. I'm into lesbian now.

>>73739488
interesting

>>73739488
Isn't that the chick from The Walking Dead?

>>73739515

I dunno, I dont watch shitty shows like TWD

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Rebel against the burger
hot dog now!

>>73739298
Some men (birds) just want to watch the world burn.

ever wonder if you're better at stuff than you think?

>>73739533
>mustard only
good taste

we had a quest speaker for my history class today. the second sentence he said was
>if you aren't a liberal idealist then you need to take a civil re-education course
he said it really angrily

>>73739531
I only watched it because the first season was okay and I felt obligated to keep going because I heard it got good at season 4
It did, but then it went right back to being shit again after season 5

>>73739550

I never thought I was good at anything

>>73739555
What was his quest?

>>73739555
>quest speaker
How much EXP did you earn from listening to him?

>>73739555
you should have threatened to SHOOT him with your GUN

>>73739550
Yes and it turns out I'm quite good at some things but then as soon as I get cocky and arrogant I start doing poorly
It's the humble life for me I'm afraid

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>>73737472
Reminder that Trailer Park Boys and the Curse of Oak Island take place only 40 miles (65km) away from each other.

>>73739582
He probably hasn't unlocked the intimidation skill yet

>>73739576
>>73739566
>What was his quest
he wrote a bunch of books about thomas jefferson

>>73739576
well we weren't going to be tested on any of his info and once I said that I didn't want to listen so I listened to stand up on my laptop. didn't feel like grinding that long

>>73739607
yeah, this level doesn't allow guns anyway

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>>73739333
started watching anime again
how fucked am I?

why is trailer park boys so popular on 4chan

>>73739624
me too it's grim haha

>>73739599
curse of oak island was trash

>>73739624

it depends

is it good anime? or K-on

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the dream is dead, it's over

>muh manime
literally glorified capeshit for japs
Moe is the most patrician genre

>borepuck

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>literally glorified capeshit for japs
>Moe is the most patrician genre

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m7e7tCn7Bk

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>>73739627
It's not that popular, it's just /ourshow/

>>73739639
*Is trash

The show is still ongoing.

Nothing ever happens but it's still fun to watch.

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>>73739649
boo fucking hoo, you won't win a 4th cup in 7 years. Fuck off, you don't know pain.

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>americans are free

Where do I get my free american??? Is it inclided with every happy meal???

What is the most?

>>73739684
what do they do?

>>73739705
It's part of the chicano starter pack

>>73739705
your nearest home depot parking lot

>>73739688
I always knew I didn't like Mia Khalifa.

Damn niggas wanna stick me for my papers

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>>73739736
She graduated top of her class tho

>>73739708
Old farts walk around talking about nothing while the narrator dramatically inquires to the audience about the Napoleon, King Tut, Montezuma, and Shakespeare all leaving their treasure on the island in one of several different patches of dirt on the island.

>We're thinking about draining the water out of this swamp but the government says we can only do it for 8 hours at a time blah blah blah
>Could it be? Could the gold pendant of Mansa Musa have traveled to Oak Island on a Basque fisherman's boat in 1525?

>>73739775
I always thought Quebec was on the edge of Canada
Seems wierd that you have French speakers sandwiched between English speakefs

Business idea:
Eliminate tuition, but raise housing fees

>>73739418
just keep my phone on vibrate, but this has been my morning alarm for sometime now desu, still hasn't got old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCgr3dj5mqY

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what are some other deeply philosophical animes?

>get shit degree
>have 0 real job history
>very depressed
>many months pass
>get into masters program and have a job lined up that will develop my career
>in mean time doing night audit stuff that is so easy i can shitpost on /cum/

Came here to brag and inspire.

>>73739923
that isn't entirely true

*feels inferior yet inspired*

>>73739923
henzemi, i find it quite epic and for the win

>>73739935
what field

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>>73739935

>going for a shit degree
>too stupid for the degree I actually wanted
>I'll have to do another 2 or 3 years to get my masters
>then I'll just be a teacher teaching ungrateful shits in the same classrooms Ive been stuck in for years

>>73739852
Iirc New Brunswick has a fair amount of French-speakers.

Nova Scotia too used to be the homeland of the Cajuns, before they were expelled to Louisiana.

>>73739949
Library and Information Sciences, supreme comfy.
>>73739957
>teaching in cali
I can only imagine how terrible that must be.

I've no idea what trousers I should buy.

Does reddit know the answer??

>>73739987
Black ones. Beige ones if you're feeling fashionable.

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>>73740003
Ask Drumpf. He's a professional redditor.

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>only the Hennessy has security locks on it

lmoa

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>>73740028
>>73740031
It knows the answer but we have no Wal-Mart here. They have them in Germany.

>>73740043
dickies

Just finished first season of The Leftovers. Only one good episode. Hate this golden era of shows meme. Breaking Bad sucks, first season of True Detecvtive sucks and I hate you all

The Sopranos is still GOAT tho.

>>73740059
Have you watched Stranger Things? Also Game of Thrones is on its 6th season or something now

>>73740059

the first season of TD was the only good season, youre dumb

>>73740088
>Stranger Things?
Rehash of movies from the 80's and Stephen King novels without being able to create actual good characters.

>GoT
Read the books before the show. Only the first season was good and then sucked like the books. Sword of Storms was never good, book nerds need to fuck off.

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>>73739852
>Seems wierd that you have French speakers sandwiched between English speakefs
it's because history
>anglos show up, call dibs on the most eastern parts (Newfoundland, 1497) as soon as cabot (their paid for italian boat guy) finds it
>they do a bit more throughout the americas while putting minimal to no presence their at all
>french end up looking a little more inshore, find some god tier settling land and call dibs on it (the St. Lawrence aka Lower Canada)
>brits got excited and dibs all around it (13 colonies, canadian maritimes, the region just west of st lawrence, aka Upper Canada)
they quite literally gave a dude with an amateur tier trading company like half of canada just to cuck the french (seriously, https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Ruperts_land.svg)

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>people unironically think black mirror is good

>>73739983
>Nova Scotia too used to be the homeland of the Cajuns, before they were expelled to Louisiana
to be fair, look at the shit we've dealt with due to just one french minority, imagine two tribal-yet condescending french minorities who probably wouldn't even like each other

>>73740092
NO YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS DUMB

READ LIGOTTI. RECOGNIZE THAT LOVECRAFT IS GOOD BUT NOT GREAT. NIHILISM IS A MEME. MCOUGHNAHEY ISN'T THAT ATTRACTIVE. KING OF YELLOW IS A POOR MAN'S NIGHT LAND. NIGHT LAND IS ONLY GOOD IN THE REWRITING WITHOUT THE ESOTERIC PROSE MADE POPULAR MADE BY HP.

>>73740112
it's alright in its neet dystopian future stuff, but tries too hard and gives off a pseudo-intellectual vibe in most episodes

Eleven was a great character and Nancy Wheeler is a qtpi

>>73740174
I'm irish

>>73738908
Chicago the city or the burbs? Hell, people in the Metro area consider themselves as living in Chicago. The city itself is really bad on the south side, so assuming she is living in a high end, yuppie neighborhood she should be fine.

>>73740174
>Eleven was a great character
kys
>Nancy Wheeler is a qtpi
don't kys

>>73738908
where in Chicago is she moving?

t. former resident

today's my birthday. can't wait to celebrate the date of my birth. 'tis an event worth celebration and rejoice. not disillusionment, heavens no

>>73740241
happy birthday, hope it's nice

>he doesn't like El

pleb detector is off the charts

>>73740263
she's literally just a Firestarter knockoff.

>>73740281
The show is inspired by Stephen King, I get it.

>>73740321
not just inspired but stolen and then trimmed off anything with heart

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I think we can all agree, this was the flag Canada should have chose.

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Read Summer of Night.

It's a Stephen King novel but not written by a retard.

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what does it mean when a girl asks what your musk smells like and says that she loves you?

>>73740483
The Strokes are pretty good 2bh

>>73740546
>and says that she loves you?
If I had to take a stab at it I'd say there's a good chance that maybe she might perhaps love you

>>73740241
happy birthday, anon

>>73740112
some episodes are interesting

the one about people needed to be rated to maintain certain jobs, and needed to not associate with people who have bad ratings reflects a real system China is trying to implement.

>>73740579
girls are weird so it could mean a ton of things i think

>Alex Jones is just a character
ngl this kinda ruins it for me

>>73740647
>Alex Jones is just a character

please let this be fake

The pain is EXCRUCIATING

>>73740647
IS he really? Or is he just getting his lawyer to say that so he can get his kids back? I dunno, it wouldn't surprise me but regardless, he's still a strange man

big guy

for you

Take off
Hurt?

>>73740647
retard

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RNH

WHO UP?

oh boy it's the fucking birds again and I've been sitting at the computer for hours

>>73740252
>>73740586
thanks kind anons
you know it's really not all so bad. I'm going to turn my frown upside down

>>73740903
pulling an all-nighter for exams 2bh pham

>>73741268
i just don't feel like sleeping

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Modern men are a bit too sexy desu

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Trump strong

Just went to the doctor
Looked at me for 10sec with a gunky old plastic magnifying glass
Now I have like 12 little bags of 3 pills each and some cream
Let's see if it helps
No idea what the fuck those pills are but I trust him - he's Taiwanese like myself

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sleepy reminder

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Every day we stray further away from God's sosig.

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What the fuck

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Give me a quick rundown on quebec

lawfags btfo

>>73742916
nice place with shitty people

drinking flat pepsi and eating stale veggie straws boys

we in the ritz now

I suffer from mental deficiency
I need to sort myself out

I suffer from this fuccen armpit
Just gill me

Mornin' /cum/bums

>>73746809
Morning my friend

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>>73746809
BACK TO SLEEP WITH YA
*BANG*

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>>73747102
*teleports behind you*
not today

*sexes your mommy*

>>73747632
latvian?
more like gay

>>73747766
finn?
more like binned

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>>73747786
ILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT, IVAN

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I have to do a five minute speech today but mine is pretty bad. Should I just skip class instead?

>>73747836
no you should stop being a coward

What should I make for dinner?
Can't have wheat because my dad has celiac disease and it can't be too spicy because my mom hates spicy food

>>73747910
lead

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>>73747910
Roast beef with mash, gravy, and a green of your choice

mincemeat and pasta with ketchup

>>73738864
They've made Julian into a dickhead.

>>73748054
oh no wheat
make some sausage soup then

I made your mom some sausage soup last night

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>>73748141

decided I'll make goulash. Thanks for the suggestions everyone.

any1 ever met a girl

>>73748457
no

>>73748457
Yes, she would go back and forth and stay quiet for the most part. Sometimes she'd wrap around my cock.

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why is america so evil and always wants to start wars with other countries?

https://www.rt.com/politics/385030-russians-possible-war-us/

>>73748521
>rt
propaganda

>>73747910
You should make yourself a job so you are less of a disappointment to your parents

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good morning /cum/bois

>>73748521
It's the rule of this planet.

We have to kill to be on top. You think Russia wouldn't be doing what we do if they were powerful like us?

Russkis would probably commit worse evil than America

>>73748637
I have a phone interview in 45 minutes

>>73748697
What's the point of these?

Is it really to hard just to meet people

Which is better, girl pucci or canada pucci?

>>73748741
It's going to be some secretary calling me. it's an extra bullshit step so they can screen more applicants without having to waste the manager's time

>>73748759
Canadian girl pucci

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Trailer Park Boys just isn't as funny anymore now that I'm an adult with a real drinking problem.

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>>73749045
do you like guinness

if i had a gf I would be putting my penis in it right now

>>73749096
Guinness is a drink for old men

>>73742916
Pay up piggies

>>73749145
i guess i am a old man

>>73749105
>it
anon...

>>73749180
Maybe in spirit and not in body I presume.

I haven't drank alcohol in like 2 months and I haven't smoked weed in almost a year.

I don't think I've done this since 8th grade and I'm kinda proud of myself. The urges are still there but I've realize that's only because I've formed a habit and don't actually want to do them.

If only I could stop jerking off so much now.

>>73749207
girls aren't human

>>73749247
Proud of you Anon. Keep it up.

Gonna watch Your Name today

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>>73749305
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

>>73749290
Sounds like he needs to keep it down if you know what I mean

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>>73749290
Thanks bud I actually really appreciate you saying so

>>73749355
We're on the same path, my brotha, I understand you.

Just don't give in. It's good you understand it's going to take a while. Most relapse because they want instant results.

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>anniversary of my fathers horrible death coming up
>just a few days after my birthday
>any time people remind me of my birthday they just remind me of the 6+ months I spent in the hospital with my father before he died
>tell everybody I don't celebrate birthdays
>doesn't matter they still bring it up

It was a few years ago and it still hurts so bad that I still haven't gone to his grave since the funeral.

>>73749462
Honestly if I could get weed I'd probably smoke it still but I don't want to go out of my way for it anymore. It's mostly the alcohol that I need to stop, especially considering I've had depression for a long time and alcohol literally causes depression.

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post ur doggos

>>73749507
what did he have?

>>73749526
What state do you live in? I get super easy access to weed so it was hell for me.

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>>73749563

>>73749567
Cirrhosis of the liver. Horrible stuff.

extremely bloated, his brain would get flushed with ammonia and he would start freaking out and yelling (one of the most traumatic things I've ever experienced), could barely stay away, was constantly thirsty but couldn't drink, couldn't take much pain medicine because it made his liver worse.

I got the news that he wouldn't get a liver transplant (basically found out he was definitely going to die) on my 25th birthday in the hospital.

>>73749617
that's a cate

>>73749590
I live in NH, I could get weed from my friends if I wanted but they live pretty far away. I'm fine with my situation right now

>>73749526
>I've had tumblr

>>73740037
>82 dollarly doos
>this is the drink that American blacks are into.

lel. do they even like the taste of that shit or do they want to be like their rappers?

>>73749646
Jesus.

>>73749646
Why wouldn't he get a transplant? That's rough bud, my dad survived cancer when I was 10 idk what I'd do without him

>>73749703
It's all for the image

>>73749646
shit
would cannabis oil helped with the pain, or would it have been the same (because of liver cleans the blood or what, not really good about medical stuff)

>>73749682
Holy shit, I see your pain. Not much to do their I assume.

What have you been doing to distract yourself/avoid triggers?

>>73749776
Fuck off randy

>>73749731
They didn't think he would survive it I guess. My aunt offered her liver and everything.

>>73749776
No idea, probably wouldn't have done too much considering how much pain he was in. He had degenerative back disease and he was so bloated he looked like he was pregnant with twins.

>>73737472
"Canadians are friendly but not nice people"

Do you agree?

>>73749836
No. if anything Canadians are more nice than Americans but less friendly. We're a regional country but very accepting so long as you act like a local

>>73749791
NH is actually my dreamland. I'm pretty introverted so I spend my time playing games, fixing and building computers people bring to me and teaching myself to solder. I don't know if I'd call them triggers, it's just a constant thought in the back of my mind like "I would feel much better if I was drunk/high" right now. I just remember that I probably wouldn't actually feel better I would just be fulfilling a habit that I've formed.

Kind of like when you're burnt out on video games but still try to force yourself to play games out of habit.

>>73749887
Lol

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*listens to killer cars*

>>73749887
this guy gets it

>>73749836
I think the better word is polite.

Americans are genuinely nice.
Canadians are /pol/ite.

>>73749923
That sounds comfy as shit, New England is based

t. Southern Quebec

Just witnessed a scooter accident!!!
Nothing serious tho :-(
Chick screamed like hell tho once she realized the crash is about to happen , was pretty funny

>>73750015
gay

>>73750015
>>73750053

fags

>>73749995
I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. My city actually has a huge Quebec population on the west side. People use to say "make sure to bring your passport if you're going on the west side". I think we have one of the biggest french populations in the USA.

>>73749923
Except the burned feeling goes away after a day or two. Then you feel ready to go again.

Vicious cycle

>>73750067
What town is that? They still speak French? I thought the québécois moved there in the 1800s

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are there any happenings this morning?

tfw my brain slow
wtf to do
maybe take a cold shower and eat some fructose?

>>73750096
Yep, it's best to try and control your habits and make yourself form healthier habits and steer away from the bad ones.

>>73750122
Manchester, I'm not sure if they still speak french I wouldn't be surprised if they did but I don't go to the west side very often. We still have big french communities though.

How do I get an american gf?
preferably from florida with warm latina blood.

>>73750173
coffee

>>73750199
I've never been but I'm pretty sure you assimilated all your québécois immigrants to be honest. Perhaps some of them keep the language alive at home idk

>>73750208
what color is the following:

1. youre hair
2. youre skin
3. youre eyes

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>>73750199
>Manchester

You would think the founders of these towns would be more creative with the names.

>>73750259
1. dirty blonde
2. white
3. green

>>73750287
c-cute!

>>73750265
I mean it's called New England for a reason. Please learn some of our history before making ignorant comments like this in our thread.

>>73750287
ok, with those base colors I'd say your chance of getting a floridian with warm latina blood is likely 30% higher than the average Floridian

what is your build and can you make small talk on tinder

>>73750322
I'm well aware that it's called New England you fucking moron

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totally blew my phone screen buddies

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>>73750376
wait a second, you're no italian

>>73750376
We are anglos, we colonised you

Now fuck off paddy saorsiebaebchal

>>73750352
Im build fat but not hard to lose weight
i would be considered an autist in america
slightly socially retarded in finland scale

>>73750419
You have zero chance of getting a Latina gf with weaponized Finnish autism I'm sorry bud

>>73750419
I can't believe your parents let you have fluoride and fructose corn syrup as a child.

>>73750418
Americans are more German than English, and I don't know about Canada's ethnic demographics because who cares lol

>>73750419
>built fat

your chances of getting a floridian with warm latina blood is lower than 60% than the average Flordian

>>73750419
>i would be considered an autist in america

your chances of getting a floridian with warm latina blood is lower than 80% than the average Flordian

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>comfy thread all morning
>ireland enters the thread

>>73750510
A majority of Anglo Canadians have British heritage, and about 60% of Canada is either francophone of French stock or anglos of British stock

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>>73750453
>>73750492
>>73750520
fug whats the fucking point in living then

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>>73750576
Stats of getting a Floridian with warm latina blood is

+30% Chance
-140% Chance

Total:

-120% Chance

I recommend you attempt to improve yourself. You say you can lose the weight, but why haven't you done so already? You must also target the reasons why you are considered an autist when it comes to socializing.

>>73750636
-120%*

*I am assuming you are below 6'2"

>>73750419
fucking fat ass lol
stop eating sugars

>>73750564
I remember in a /his/ thread a Quebecois said that the French were oppressed in Canada's history.

>>73750751
no one asked you pekka
fucking skeleton looking nigga
honestly where do you live im coming to kick your ass
haista home

>>73750564
I'm a Ukrainian mutt and I keep trying to make people eat borscht. Am I white?

>>73750826
you couldnt even fit though my man door LOL!
>skellington
nah i look like roid beast IRL

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>>73750826
>>73750862

post forearms, tom & jerry

>>73750862
funny how you didnt say your address
because you are scared homoboy
fuck you dont get blown by the wind skeletor

Just did a single solid poop that was at LEAST 2 feet long.

Really makes you think

You'll never see it COMIIIIING

>>73751027
pics?

>>73751133
I'm not a euro, I don't photograph my poops

>>73751027
Ayy lmaos >>>/out/

I shit on the bathroom floor of places I got shitty service

I piss on the bathroom wall of places I got good service

>>73750901
he lives in uusimaa

*walks into thread*
*takes out 3ds and starts playing it really loudly*

*gets new streetpass*
"huh, that's funny. who is 'gay weedlord420'?"
*smells maple syrup in the air*

>>73751306
Could have guessed that lmao

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>>73751391
had to google what a "street pass" is

grow up, kid

hmm

no

how about you make me? :)

>>73751391
didnt know you were able to streetpass yourself.. heh

Why do beardlets convince themselves that everyone with facial hair has no chin
Dumb beardlets

that's really funny, nobody is making me do anything. guess there's just a bunch of pussies in this thread XD

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>*gets new streetpass*

anyway I'm new from /vp/, what's everyone's faborite pokemon? mine's starmie cause I'd like to starmie some misty puss xD

>>73751592
beards are only as popular as they are because it prevents the wheat from being separated from the chaff

>>73751592
i'm packing a steel latnern behind my goatee, i'd shave it but the bitches mite get 2 wet hehehh

some people are just insecure ya know

>>73751592
because the people i know with beards have no chin
and i'm jealous because i can't grow facial hair

>>73751592
Beardlets work in mysterious ways

seel amirite

*bing*
*bing*
WAHOO

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>>73751658
[autism] Best birb [/autism]

filter away dumbass ill just turn the flags off. none ya bitches need to diss my hometown anyway. yeah, my skype friend told me about the filtering, u so smart!!!

sacramento repreFUCKINGSENT HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO YEAH

got any good memes on this board?

>>73751906
We don't need more Sacramento posters in /cum/

>>73751935
well sorry fucko bucko cum chum I tend to stick around threads where people make snide comments at me :3

best way i've found of making friends :D

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>another californian

>>73751906
kill yourself you fucking cesspit

its where all the poorfags from the Bay are moving to

>>73752089
>>73752089
>>73752089
come and post ur qt accents :331

>>73752165
no poorfag here, i've got those trust fund bucks. i could buy your parents you little ball of slime xD

>>73752097
Better than another Midwesterner.

>>73752257
same shit except one is gayer

think I shall have another cup of coffee

>>73750397
Start stuttering?

>>73752236
gays >>>/out/

>One in ten Americans is on antidepressants.

:(

>>73752406
It's a meme to get people to buy drugs.

if you don't live in cali~
and you don't have dinero~
just shoot yourself. song's over. you're trash

>>73752257
No

Is it true that some Americans don't know what Canada is?

everyone in this thread works 40 hours a week (the ones that have jobs lol) to make 2/3 of what my daddy pays me to exist

why even live? how can you cope?

>>73752503
Well, what is it?

>>73752406
Need to get me some of them

>>73752541
It's an American colony.

>>73752430
So you don't think that many people are actually on antidepressants?

>>73752570
No

>>73752338
yeah, couldn't put a coherent thought together. she wrapped up the call after like 3 minutes

>>73752507
Of he didn't pay you, would you want to keep living?

>>73752556
Good to hear.

Canada is a land filled with savages, homosexuals, and draft dodgers.

>>73752406
only?

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>>73752774

who tf up?

>>73752862
*smashes the like button*

>>73752862
Having a cig, bout to eat lunch

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THERES DUST INSIDE MY PHONES CAMERA

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You're on your way to the H&M at the Eaton Centre when this fellow offers you a free pamphlet.
What do you do?

not gonna make a new thread this morning ok?

>>73753030
there was a weird white guy in the metro trying to give a me a pamphlet about how queen Elizabeth is the real leader of the NWO and controls hillary clinton

this is the difference between anglo and french canada

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>>73753030
no thanks

>>73753062
i can make if everyone else is too lazy

>>73753107
Id like to read that

Sounds like a great tinfoil theory

>>73753129
I wanted to make one by I'm currently on my phone

Sorry

>>73753142
if i encounter the guy again ill accept his paper and take pics for /cum/

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This is a respected local newspaper

>>73753189
Good man

>>73750259
>hair
brown
>skin
as white as chalk
>eyes
dark brown

>>73753252
t. alpinoid

>>73753269
>>73753269
>>73753269
>>73753269

>>73753204
ayy lmao