/cum/

First for /brit/

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first

poop

Not a big fan of this early thread culture

I mean, you're not wrong.

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>>73735920

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the gf

The Blow Gays are 2 and 10.

>>73735943
>Leftists are smart
Epic dude epic

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>get a medical clearance done
>doctor notes that I'm in very good physical and mental health

feels good being in peak condition, definitely no types of mental issues to speak of here, h-haha

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hmmm

>>73735941
women who take pictures of themselves are not pure

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why is she so perfect, buds

>>73735951
>muslims are part of toronto

how 2 remove muslims

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Rip

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>his town has more than 30,000 people in it at any time

>>73735968
I took the pic of her so lol at you.

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Reading any good books lately?

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>>73735970
werent you just throwing a spergfit over purse owner a couple days ago

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>women who take pictures of themselves are not pu-

>>73735968
t. has never gotten a picture from a girl

>>73735962
what'd you need the medical clearance for?

>>73735967
All I ever see are craftsmen

>>73735988
retard

>>73735991

I dont play purse owner, dummy

I dropped after like 5/6 hours because of how boring it was

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>>73735908
>>73735951

Toronto does have it's plus sides

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>tfw /cum/ isn't comfy right now
Better fix this right now

>>73735962
haha

>>73736006
what does that have to do with anything

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>>73736022
no wonder

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>>73736028

>>73736022

I dropped P3*

There's a Vietnamese restaurant in the middle of my college campus
Kind of want to try it out, buds

>>73736011
You can find a surprising amount of spanish revival houses in the Central Eastside of Portland.

>>73735988
just finished Tess of the d'urbervilles for the second time which was amazing.

Gonna dip into either Fowle's The Collector, Stoner, or Oblomov tomorrow. Leaning towards The Collector tho

>>73735988

I have to read a book about the early colonial market revolution in baltimore

not as bad as I thought itd be

>>73735967
craftsman is the best style

>>73735988
Speaker for the dead

>>73736062
>>73736018
actually might read Jude the Obscure just because Hardy is go good.

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>craftsman is the best style

>>73735908
>>73735951
Nuke tor*nto please

How do we repay the natives for the damage we've done?

>>73735988
started reading The Stranger after someone mentioned it here, pretty good so far desu

>>73736009
part of my corrections officer application

>>73736094

give them blanketa

>>73736094
Import more brown people.

>>73735988
Started The Brothers Karamazov a couple days ago, finished The Stranger the day before that

>>73736102
If youre depressed idk if thats a good career choice bud

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Hahaha...

>>73735896
In my pursuit of the unknown, truth and abstract, I have found that apparitions are without substance/consciousness. They are more approximate to holograms than they are people.
t. seeker of truth and a demystified reality

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>>73736121
Bueno

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>>73736094
Do what we should have done decades ago

>>73736094
Place them into laboratories where you can breed them at an accelerated rate.

>>73736102
>>73736112
I think that was me lol

>>73736102
jack booted thug wannabe

>>73736134

nuke the ruskies?

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>>73736047

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Dan Simmons is the best genre author alive.

Weedman stopped responding to my texts imo

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do you use public transport?

>>73736189
no

>>73736189
when I lived in a city, yeah.

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>>73736165
too late

>>73736189
it doesn't exist here

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>>73736189

unfortunately

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>>73736118
probably not ideal, but i'm sure if I just walk it off a bit it'll be fine, especially as I don't intend it to be a long-term career hopefully

>>73736148
it's long overdue

>>73736189
Used to

current plan:
>get a software engineering position
>buy a cheap foreclosed house and spend all my time fixing it up

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Picked up this book recently. Worth a read if you're interested in Africa or about being some loner/neet uprooting himself into a completely new environment.

>>73736218
do you want to segway into law enforcement or something?

>>73736189
Mostly drive everywhere. There is a trolley service which I use on occasion.

>>73736184
I've been smoking for several years and never had my own dealer

Always go through other people

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Savage or cuck?

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>>73736255
uuuuuhhh

>>73736189
No. Car lobbies killed it in the US.

Being incredibly lonely didn't bother me until recently.

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>I've been smoking for several years

I have the miserable habit of not being able to fall asleep unless I cover my face completely with both hands. I put my hands over my face and lay there.

Falling asleep is such a strange feeling. It's like a carp or an eel is tugging on a fishing line, or something heavy like a lead weight is pulling on the line that I'm holding with my head, and as I doze off to sleep, the line slackens up a bit. When that happens, it startles me back to awareness. Then it pulls me again. I doze off to sleep. The line loosens a bit again. This goes on three or four times, and then, with the first really big tug, this time it lasts until morning.

>>73736273
Seems like a cool dude to have at a party. He even knows how to fall down stairs!

I feel terrible if I do nothing but sit at home all day.

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I recommend you smoke at least 2 bowls a day

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>>73736306

haha

yah

what kind of loser would do that

>>73736202
What city?
>>73736214
Your county doesnt run buses whatsoever? thats interesting
>>73736216
BART headways outside of san fransisco and oakland seem pretty long
>>73736220
where?
>>73736278
You own a car because you think sacramento's public transportation is insufficient?

>>73736321
>What city?
Chicago.

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real irl pic of me

>>73736245
that or military intelligence, yes. Worst case scenario I abandon my ambitions and become a librarian or history teacher I suppose

>>73736321
Car lobbies are the reason why there's almost zero public transportation besides buses is in most of the county.

>>73736334

you looked much younger a few weeks ago

>>73736340
Also urban design in this country was always shit since the 1950s. Suburbs were a mistake.

>>73736327
Neat, did you use Metra or just the EL and subway?
>>73736340
im aware, but do you cage specifically because sacramento has insufficient public transit?

>>73735988
>73735988
Only nerds read lmao

>>73736296
Try clapping your hands above your head while lying down to ward off insomnia spirits. I've dealt with insomnia issues for years before I discovered this method.

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>>73735811
Will Trump end the malodourous kneeling of sand people?

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real irl pic of me

>>73736321
>Your county doesnt run buses whatsoever? thats interesting
my county is in the majority, besides school buses, you are on your own.

Someday you'll see what I've always believed and I'm sure with these wings you'll be free

>>73736337
>military intelligence
Do you have a degree? I thought you needed to enter as an officer or attend the RMC for that kind of position

Also i think being a librarian or history teacher would be really comfy lifestyle choices, that ive heavily considered before

>>73735221
this should literally and unironically happen

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>>73736373
>Something something muh liberties shall not be infringed

>>73736361
The L daily. Metra every now and then to visit people outside of the city.

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Really makes me think.

>>73736334
So, you are selling your home?

https://www.zillow.com/homes/fsbo/Eugene-OR-97401/mmm_pt/48455946_zpid/99251_rid/globalrelevanceex_sort/44.120681,-122.990227,44.012879,-123.174763_rect/12_zm/

>>73736369
Forgot the meme arrows. It's a quote from a book.

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Real pic of me irl

>>73736361
Sacramento's public transportation is awful like most of the county.

>>73736446

who is THIS semen demon

>>73736449
would be viable if you lived near a light rail station, no?

>>73736460
That's Christine "Mootess" Poole, the creator of Reddit.
>>73736470
I don't live near one, though.

traps

>>73736479
gay

>>73736479
arent

>>73735967
New England is French master race. Boxy houses with symmetrical windows and slanted roofs.

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>>73736385
I do have a degree, however it technically is possible to enter the forces directly as an Intelligence Operator without one, albeit the chances of getting in are quite slim. Balancing the comfiness of a job with how interesting it is can be quite the challenge I've found desu

Canada needs more hapas and less traps IMO

The nearest light rail station is further away from me than my college.

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Thinking about this map

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>>73736518
Sacramento will be Slavic soon

>>73736518

every map Ive seen said my county was german, now they say its irish

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>try out faceapp
>girl filter looks like my sister
pretty spooky aint it

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>>73735967
Dis gud bost

>>73736518
why are there still so many americans I thogutht they were pretty much done for? Or does this count those >muh 1.333333333333% heritage whites and black girls?

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>>73736518
>nonwhitefornia

>>73736533

british*

Hispanic fertility rates plummeted after 2008. Maybe we should have elected Sanders or Clinton.

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Do you lads think it's inappropriate to put "Professional Channer" on my CV?

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>>73736545

>>73736518
wtf im a nigger

>>73736526
>tfw America will bolster their white percentages again while Yuropoors descend into the 60% nightmare themselves
Ironic.

toronto and south of it should belong to the united states

>>73736572
does not answer my questions

>>73736545
Those are Brits

>>73736537
do an ahegao face and send it to her

>>73736518
BASED kentucky
so pure
just remove l*uisville

>>73736582
south of toronto is lake ontario

>>73736567
Did you know that whites have more kids than blacks in the US?

Blacks are dirt fucking poor and whites are known for not breeding yet whites have more kids than blacks.

Blacks make up a bigger % of immigrants than whites so blacks remaining at 10-15% of the population remains constant.

>>73736501
Are you considering the RCMP or a local police force? And is the military your preferred path?

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>>73736572
>Listerine drinkers have areas larger than my state
>They're still far more irrelevant

I'm going to move to rural part of the county, start a farm, and have 13 kids who will all work on the farm.

>>73736567
>what is immigration

What is the best city in the United States, for someone who hates and wants to be totally away from the snow, ice and winter?

>>73736631
>and have 13 kids who will all work on the farm
where are you going to buy the kids?

dont respond to him

>>73736629
All those big reservations are just vast expanses of dead space

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>>73736652
Albuquerque

>>73736537
same, and she's 6 years older than me

>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim

My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunchable fries, totally blew me away.

I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.


Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!

>>73736629
>all that land with barely anyone using it
savages

Does anyone know where the love of god goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

>>73736658
I'm going to get married and impregnate my wife 13 times.

>>73736652
Liberia, Guanacaste, Costa Rica

>>73736676
>>73736672
>>73736668
>>73736667
>>73736662
>>73736658
>>73736652
>>73736634
>>73736631
>>73736629
>>73736624
hmm
interesting posts

>jack appear
grim

FOB

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>>73736676
t. bk marketing department

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>me when I enter a thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtBeGixV0Ok

>>73736697
New Hampshire comin at ya from New England AKA Best England

>>73736676
Burger King is actually bretty gud as far as fast food goes
Their chicken items (both grilled and fried) kinda suck though but the fries are on point and a lot of them have those fancy soda machines now where you can add fruit flavors to your drink, as well as make just about anything diet and/or caffeine free

*stops suckin dick for diaper money*
hol up

>>73736668
Well, I'm looking for cities that warm up all year round.

Cities where there is never snow, where there is never ice, and be warm all year round.

>>73735988
how to influence friends and influence people
>people like it when you are nice to them
Thanks dale carnegie

this is a good fuckin movie

>>73736747
Tamarindo

Anybody else stoked to see American cities finally rebuilding and becoming actual cities again? I'm so excited everytime I see a multi level building being built in the city center flush against the curb without a parking lot. I love walkable cities with street life.

Suburban sprawl makes me sick to my stomach. I'm so glad we've finally come to our senses and are beautifying our cities by removing decay and empty lots and creating actual reasons for normal people to venture in, not just 50 floor office buildings surrounded by parking lots and no street level shops. If only smaller towns and less wealthy areas would follow suit.

What do you guys think?

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Thank you Obongo.
You truly are my greatest ally.
Wiping out chicanos from the womb.

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>get up to 2960 SR with this team
>one guy leaves
>other friend joins
>have bad luck, lose couple games
>leave best team I've been in

Now at 2898 lads and I'm pissed

Move to Albuquerque and look around the gated communities for a half Italian sociopath

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>>73736747
You ask this question all the time, if only accurate information of snowfall per city was available on the internet somewhere

Not a single mexican poster ITT

Where did cum go wrong?

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>>73736767
America is losing what makes it America to become a collection of globalized cities like everywhere else. What's to like about that?

>Normiewatch
Shant

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>>73736805
i-it's all part of the plan roach! Just wait and you'll see!

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>>73736805
>Not a single mexican poster ITT
>wrong

>>73736767
the suburb is the optimal form of civilization

>>73736776
do medics usually get bullied in games or is the heal slut thing just a meme? I would love to be wanted for once

>>73736782
what the fuck is wrong with this costa rican cuck

i bet he has family in miami/san diego

>>73736805
they're all posting under the American flag

>>73736771
Didn't fall enough desu

I've got to pee really really bad so why am I still here posting in /cum/!!?!?!?

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>>73736875

yikes! I think a little bit of pee just came out

>>73736883
u can pee in my mouth bb :)

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>>73736777

>>73736879
well 4 years have passed since then.
That just shows Obama's first term.

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>>73736883
Oh you know why roachy, you know why!

>>73736895
Bit gay

>>73736875
is this true american flags?

>>73736809
It is currently a collection of globalized cities. Our cities are currently copy pastes. 5-6 high rise office buildings, parking lots, brutalist government complexes, abandoned turn of the century shops, all surrounded by run down inner city ghettos. The only reason whites venture into downtowns is to pay traffic tickets they received in their suburbs.

Every city in America is currently like this, aside form a select few coastal cities. If we rebuild our city centers it will create unique cultures, lifestyles, foods, customs, and themes. Surburbs are all cookie cutter copies that are all franchies and shit. Cities require you to build according to the landscape and area available. You're forced to fit in, not just drop a predetermined building and move on.

>>73736911
Yes (no)

>>73736767
i back it, i want every american yuppie to live within walking distance of street running trams

>>73736842
Makes me want to kill myself. Walkable cities are the best form of civilization. We were not made to drive everywhere. Car culture killed America.

>>73736917
Suburbs are uniquely American, what you described here
>If we rebuild our city centers it will create unique cultures, lifestyles, foods, customs, and themes.
Is the same globalized city meme being spouted from Canada to Australia to the EU.

>>73736867
You get bullied by the enemy team

the whole country is going to become a giant city? whats in the middle

Absolutely fucking despise Canadians buds

What do i do

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>>73736917
This is why Portland is the greatest city in *merica

>Mexicans stop posting
>Thread quality skyrockets
Hm...

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>>73736917
>Cities require you to build according to the landscape and area available
unless you live by a river or a mountain, this is not true

I really really fucking hate when people say "this city has a local music scene"

And the music is totally generic, like hip hop or white dudes in a band.

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Prewar suburbs are amazing. The inner ones were designed with tram links to the city centre and the ones further out were centred on commuter train stations.

Auto-centric sprawl is disgusting and should be nuked

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The rural areas of America should stay rural areas and the suburbs should stay suburbs. There's nothing wrong with America's cities rebuilding themselves to be not shit.

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>>73736974
Accept your place in the world, hand over the she-beaners.

>>73736974
>>73736996

R A R E
A
R
E

>>73736996
yeah fuck white people

Nothing wrong with Detroit

>>73736976
DON'T MENTION PORTLAND OR MORE PEOPLE WILL MOVE HERE REEEE

>>73736940
This may be a sarcastic shitpost but there is truth behind it. In a surburb the most interaction you have with another person is at the drive thru. You only shop at stores you're familiar with, you only visit places accessible to car, and you interact with no one. We're losing our ability to interact with one another when we don't use our social skills.

In a city it's much easier for small businesses to thrive. Walking down the street you can peer in and see what it has to offer vs driving down a highway passing a strip mall with an unknown store name. Streetcars may not be the highest of transportation methods but it's a step up from car culture.

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2bh we should all live in mobile homes and having roaming bands of moving cities migrating through the country

>>73737014
and fuck Drumpf

>>73737021
I hate cagers im being 100% serious. I'm a huge /n/igger

>>73737020
*moves to portland*

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>yeah fuck white people
>and fuck Drumpf

There is nothing special about Oregon, it looks creepy as fuck and the infrastructure is older than Bernie.

>>73737028
We should genetically engineer giant turtles and put giant cities on top of them and have them wander around the countryside 3bh

puck blumptf

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>>73737020
I can't help it.

Portland is just so much better than the rest of the country.

white """"""people""""" need to stop playing music

if it's not mariachi it's racist hate music

>>73737036
youre so fucking dumb man most of the shit in the pacific northwest is new, its been settled for less than 200 years

>>73737036
you're right FUCK that place haha

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>>73737046
Slow and steady

The optimal way of organization is how they do in vast areas in the US, families live apart on huge pieces of land and people see each other when they gather for sunday service.

>>73737034
>*poisons the microbrew supply*

pshhh, enjoy the IPA kid

>>73737047
and puck blyte peepol

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>>73737036
glorious

>>73737048
Yeah Ladd's is fucking incredible. Too bad it's almost a million to own a house in there, and rising fast!

>>73737070
jokes on you I only drink kasi and pelican
none of that northern piss water

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The best city in the US is Phoenix because is filled with people from Sinaloa aka the strongest race in the world.

>>73736624
military would be the preferred choice but that may very well change down the line I figure. What are your career plans?

>>73737087
>Too bad it's almost a million to own a house in there, and rising fast!
That's standard fare for affluent historical inner city suburbs

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>NEET
>strongest race in the world
I beg your pardon but I have noticed some inconsistencies with your statement and would like to question them.

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What happens when you drink your own pee?

>>73737105
>affluent
More like the standard for the entire city

>>73737133
You become a superhuman

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>his city is younger than 200 years old

Sad!

Even this piece of shit is like 1500 years old

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>>73737133
You mean penis lemonade?

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>>73737142
hmmm

that gives me an idea

>>73737104
>What are your career plans?
Im a lazy shit, but I've considered law, teaching history, law enforcement (i'd like to be a detective), becoming a skiing instructor and also journalism

I think I'd be pretty engaged by any of those but there are certain things holding back for instance (difficulty of law school, economic incentives for teaching history or skiings, being a beat cop would suck and journalism has a lot of dead end careers (i dont want to be reporting on video games for polygon or some crap like that)
>>73737159
>counting pre colonial settlements

>>73736961
At street level you're forced to draw customers into your store to thrive and compete with competition. People will create [city name specialty item] to lure people in. Some examples are Chicago deep dish, new England clam chowder, Texas BBQ, Coney dog, key lime pie, etc. There's your food scene. New Orleans has jazz, Nashville has rock, and so on. When you create a local specialty is draws in locals as well as tourists. I'm not saying this has to be every city but when you create local culture incentives it makes people think differently. Right now you could go from Florida to California to Maine to Kansas and it's almost all the same shit. Meanwhile in Europe you could go 10 minutes in any direction and it's a uniquely different culture. Do something that draws people in.

>>73736992
I mean you're forced to accomodate space available to you, such as lots, air rights, and neighborhoods. Suburbs allow you to spread out and pave a brand new road with brand new cookie cutter buildings while city centers do not.

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>boss wants me in on saturday

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3 hours till I'm a b-day boy
countdown to ennui

>go to buy some easter candy
>both cadbury cream eggs and kinder surprises have insane amounts of packaging now

wtf?? probably hadnt had any of it in 4-5 years, i didn't realize

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SOMEBODY EXPLAIN ME THE CHICKEN TENDERS MEME

IS DRIVING ME CRAZY

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>why do you have so many photos of anime girls and dictators on your laptop anon?

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>>73737194
>Shut up cuck and keep suckin

>>73737194
FDR wasn't a fucking dictator.

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>>73737183
wakey wakey

>>73737175
Dont. Type. Post. Greater. Than. 200. Characters.
For. this. is. /cum/, not. Science. Class.

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Ate an entire chocolate easter bunny brevs

>>73737194
i don't

Who would win in a war if nukes weren't allowed: Canada + Mexico vs USA

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Post 7 3 7 3 7 2 0 8 officially labeled as an abhorrent post

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>poo england cuisine

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>>73737208

He constantly tried to undermine the legislative and judicial branch.

If thats not a dictator then fuck drumpf.

>>73737243
is that mayo?

>>73737252
It's marshmallow fluff

>>73737243
I can go for some of those 2bh

>>73737252
no it's marshmallow

>>73737239
>gayrines fighting in the mexican sierra
>amerindians fighting in the snow

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>>73735961
you're not smart enough to understand their smartness

>>73737252
it's marshmellow fluff you worst coaster

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who fucking eats whipped marshmallow and calls other nations fat

>>73737239
usa

>>73737299

>>73737243
I love those things

>>73737213
Sorry, I didn't know we were on Twatter

Society is fucked. Stick to your little 2:00 infomercial videos so you don't have to spend a couple minutes reading something. Wouldn't want to work out your brain for nothing, eh?

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>>73737298

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>>73737028
if i make a car of concrete, will its price appreciate?

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This is the ideal urban form. You may not like it, but this is what peak efficiency looks like.

the evangelical preacher my roommate (chad) has been listening to just said the japanese are heathens condemned to hell

i don't understand how he listens to this considering his lifestyle

>>73737298
thank you

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gonna go for a night walk now.

hey let's go hey let's go I'm happy as can be
let's go walking you and me
ready set come on let's go
over the hills across the field through the tunnel we'll go.
we'll run across the bridge and down the bumpy gravel road.
right beneath the spider's web, ready set, let's go!

Look at all my many friends, ready set, let's go!

>>73737298
you almost did it

>>73737299
based that looks great

>>73737336
great post

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Post: 7 3 7 3 7 3 1 1

Poster: Anonymous

Status: Failed post

Additional notes: Poo in loo

>>73736004
that's a man

>>73737344

>>73737301
didn't read
boy you sure love to show off for the /cum/ boys don't you. grow up

>>73737318
why is he listening to that at all? shouldnt he be getting his dick sucked or something?

>>73737343
>>73737344
wow thanks free (You) !!

Gonna fucking kill myself, buds.

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>>73737343
>>73737344

Never eat salty waffles

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

>>73736873
Miami or san diego?

Which of these 2 cities is the best, for someone who wants to totally avoid snow, ice and winter?

>>73737345
i don't know

he takes alex jones seriously if that gives you a point of reference

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>>73737343
having trouble?

>>73737374

Anyone here ever trick their friends into looking at goatse, blue waffle, or lemonparty? I did. It was funny.

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>>73735920

>>73737365
>h3h3predditions
>>>/out/

>>73737426

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>>73737403

FUCK YOU MODAR CHODAR

>>73737428

>>73737403
this is a really fucking bad post n\

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>>73737307

>>73737444
Excellent post.

>>73737449
Like this

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>>73737409
some of you burgers are alright... stay away from the grill tomorrow

>>73737449
boy he did it

>>73737465
cuck

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>be me
>hold a bottle of water with my mouth because i need to open a car door
>open the door violently
>the door hits the bottle
>hits my mouth
>bleeding

the world is lucky that i dont wanna have children

>>73737449
thanks for the excellent tutorial I'll try it myself now

>>73737464

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>>73737462
Just more proof you're living in an anime

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>>73737449
>>73737365

go
>>73737468
>>73737468

New
>>73737472
>>73737472
>>73737472

>>73737462
stop fucking avatarfagging with this horrible ugly UGLY fucking cunt

I swear to christ, quit, I hate looking at whoever this is every day in this thread. Is it a celeb or something? please neck yourself.