/cum/

Fuck Drumpf

and fuck white people

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What is the final solution to the caraposter problem?

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My power fantasy involves me being a totally average person but being able to use the power of persuasion to get whatever I want

>>73723420
i think its quite gay to be wanting to have sex with a seventy years old man

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stupid ch*nks

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>>73723481
>not wanting invincibility

abhorrent thread. won't be posting any further. Good bye

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Reminder that red states are where mr. cockroaches come from.

>>73723461
stfu mr cockroach

>>73723398
i hate anime
(please take my bait)

>>73723461
Gas

>>73723529
dont leave me

>>73723438
i think its quite disgusting to be wanting to have sex with cumskins man

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>>73723530
Those are most of the only good states, anon.

i miss winter and snow
fuck summer its for normies

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>>73723551
The true bait is that 2hu is not an anime but a game.
Very smart.

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>>73723506
>tfw no hanfu-wearing, high iq weiqi-playing, dragonboat-rowing, tea-drinking, ancestor-respecting, buddha-worshipping, tai-chi-practicing, baozi-eating, lunar-celebrating, caligraphy-writing, lantern-lighting, feet-binding, pipa-playing, pingpong-smashing, PLA-serving, chinglish-speaking, bubbletea-slurping, Japan-hating, hongbao-giving, fortune cookie-cracking, firecracker-lighting, lion-dancing, mahjong-shuffling, Hukou-obeying, rot3k-reading gf

https://youtu.be/x9La5ImKx_I

>>73723526
Yes but what if I persuaded God to give me invincibility

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>>73723602

Thats exactly what a mr cockroach would say

>muh inoffensive flyovers states where nothing ever happens

does anyone else only have sexual urges towards a specific race?

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>found a big lump in my throat above my adams apple
>starting to get a scratchy throat
>no energy
>feels like somethings stuck in my throat when I swallow
>look it up
>all of these are traits of throat cancer
>my only insurance is medicaid

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

>>73723761
at least you won't have to wait until old age to die

I'm literally the best poster in /cum/ and I have a great personality

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only realfags know the origin of this flaming hot cheeto of a mayme

>>73723760
yah........ human <3

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I just had a cool thought, cum. You'll have the privilege of reading it first hand.
Do you post for anything other than attention?
Is there a post that does not necessarily seek interaction?
If no, how are those any different from attention seeking whores?

>>73723853
wrong

>>73723761
>feels like somethings stuck in my throat when I swallow
That's my dick don't worry about it bb

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>>73723853

Are you me anon.

>>73723867
loose whore

73723886
I'm denying you your (You)

>>73723886
Do you talk for any reason besides what you listed?

If not you have legitimate autism.

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* inhales fresh Scandinavian air into his lungs *
> "WE!"
* Throw the stone across the Baltic Sea *
> "WE ARE!"
* Kicks a tree in half *
> "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
* The mountains burst and the wolves align themselves with the war cry *
> "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTHEN BROTHERS!"
* Nod towards the camera and praise Odinta *

I'm literally the worst poster in /cum/ and I have a terrible personality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XNHCDOed6g&feature=youtu.be&t=1m4s

is /u/pinkbits ITT right now?

>>73724053
Go back to **ddit

>>73724074
I'm already on reddit though, my browsler allows multiple tabs

>>73723987
ok

unironically probably have more reddit karma than anyone else in this thread and I don't even use reddit
Are you fucking faggots even trying?

>>73724128
I usually get banned every few months so that's probably true des-ew

*thinks about fapping*

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>>73723962
A person might want to talk for, for example, the sake of listening to their own voice. When someone talks to themselves all alone, they might be just expressing themselves. Usually the argument presented is "we're talking about impersonal subjects, like science, anime etc rather than making blogposts", but those people will often ignore others plain outright. In other words, many people come to imageboards to express their opinions and views and demand the whole site will operate within their likes, regardless if they make sense or not. The whole point is that if you are truly right and we all post because we expect others to at least read, then everyone should reply to every post, in such a way that all posts in a thread would have as many (You)s as the number N of posters minus 1. The interesting thing here is that means the fact you don't get any (You)s proves that the general as a whole is bad (however, you not giving (You)s to others in the form of appropriate replies also makes you a bad poster). Ultimately, I think I'm passive-agressively complaining about the fact that, sometimes, I don't get many (You)s in threads other than this one.

Any other geopolitical experts here? I specialize in Eurasia and economics.

Any good movies or tablet games you buds can suggest to pass the time?

what the actual fuck is leddit even good for

Recommend me a good movie to watch, /cum/

>>73724291
watched scarface the other nice, would recommend

South Dakota

>>73724264
>When someone talks to themselves all alone, they might be just expressing themselves

You have down syndrome if this is the case.

And to answer your original question, the difference between us and attention whores is that we are all attached to anonymity while attention whores revolve around themselves.

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>>73724206

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stop openly identifying as rebbitors

>>73724326
Keeping a pulse on events, not for accurate detailed information, quality discussion, or anything really beyond that

which kind of movie

What movie should I watch?

>>73724326
Finding communities for niche hobbies/games/etc.

None of the front page or popular stuff is worth even looking at though.

>>73724369
I've been on 4chan since 2006, but I do go to rebbit regularly now too.

>I've been on 4chan since 2006
Sure you have.

>>73724349
Talking to yourself alone is perfectly ok, even norps do it.
I agree with the anonimity point, but boards with flags greatly reduce anonimity, specially in generals like this.
Nice spacing by the way, friend. :)

>>73724445
*he's read KYM lore until 2006

>>73724445
I mean it's not something I'm proud of, I'd prefer people not to think that's the case

I've been on 4chan since 2009

>>73724496
He's the kind of kid who goes to /b/ and makes a "classic" YLYL thread.

i created 4chan.

>>73724535
Same here

What movie do you recommend I could watch?

I have been on 4chan forever because I am actually, literally moot. I will not provide proof of this because my likeness is now a patent of the apple corporation

how did people find the old memes funny?
like mudkip, desu, lazer-meme
absolutely dogshit quality

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I first went on 4chan after I heard about the Habbo Hotel raids because I thought I could join Anonymous.

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>>73724589
Moot? Morelike toot lol

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I have been here since ayashii world.

>>73724594
It was a different time and the world was a different place. Those memes were outside of the norm back in the day, now they're associated with normies and the lowest common denominator.

Also most of us were teenagers back then.

>>73724594

Literally filled with retards and 14 year old weaboos.

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>>73724575
Apocalypse Now

>>73724594
They were original back then

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER

I remember thinking you could DDOS a site by getting enough people from /b/ to ping it

>>73724693
no please dont
it hurts physically
fuck i just remember the ytp era

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2007 was unironically 10 years ago

>>73724594
>>>

>>73724542
honestly havent been on /b/ in over 5 years, the only YLYL threads i ever encounter are on /gif/

mudkipz still bring warmth to my hearth

>>73724674
Great movie, I've watched it two times

>>73724758
>>>>

>>73723666
That would be the point where your power fantasy jumps the shark.

>>73724594
because i was 12 and what is this?

i look like boxxy

>>73724741
We OLD, nigga

>>73724346
But I've seen that already anon

>>73724761
Go to /b/ and just scroll through the catalog. /b/ was always bad but it's just fucking awful now.

im going to marry cracky

>>73724847
young boxy or old boxy

>>73723987
When did you move to the states, sinaloa?

>>73724847
shes a ugly feminist now
dont look

>>73724864
i dont ever remember there being YLYL threads on /b/, it was like giganigga threads and other stupid shit

>>73724885
Doesn't surprise me

Feminism is a plague

I only started browsing in late 2016, I feel left out

>>73724905
I stopped going on 4chan entirely from like 2009 to 2012. When I came back, /b/ was so god damn terrible that I started looking for other boards to browse/.

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I remember when this started

>>73723982
https://my.mixtape.moe/vckupo.webm

>>>/b/729508755

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I got a phone interview set up for Friday boys

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haha who else remembers this one? good times lol

>>73724973
I've been here since 2009 and I feel like a total newfag

>>73725092
what are you applying to

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>>73725219

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>>73725092
got one tomorrow

Anyone else remembers when 4chan blew up a van?

It was on the news

>>73725122
thats because 4chan board culture changed for ever around 2007-2009

There is literally a before and after CIA.

Is so obvious.

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>>73724741
It doesn't worry me that it is 10 years ago. It wasn't a good year.

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>these are the people that you post with

Just murder me brotha.

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>>73725219
>>73725302

>>73725464
If it wasn't a good year, why worry?

>>73725494
That's a more recent reddit meme you dumbshit

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>>73725464
i really like 2002 - 2008, good years for me

too much waiting these days

>>73725083
good post

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>>73725551
wrong

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memes are better now than they ever have been

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>>73725494
Always been a fan of these

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how can you actually go to /v/ beyond your teens

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>>73725602

>>73725701
I really hate redditors desu

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>Me
>Bucks
>Montgomery
>That one hatposter
>The occasional philly/pitt post
Why does Pennsylvania absolutely dominate this general, brevs?

>>73725701
holy fucking SHIT balls this is bad

i really wish everyone that browsed /r/4chan would drop dead

saw the baddest petite latina with a bubble ass in yoga pants at work today. unfortunately no hable ingles

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How do we stop the Reddit problem?
Stop talking about it.

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>>73725792
YASSSSS PREACHHHH

>>73725866
You're a cotton picker or something

>>73725915
that was a reply to me

>>73725792
oh and the one person with just the PA flag alone is lehigh county

>>73725701
pretty sure the majority of users don't give 2 shits about the websites other people use. Its just neckbeards and underageds who embrace autistic "4chan culture" like that.
>>73725930
no but its true though

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fixed

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>>73725495
I really don't worry about 2007.

>>73725604
>i really like 2002 - 2008, good years for me
Between 2002-2008 only most of 2004 was nice for me.
>too much waiting these days
Waiting for what?

>hate reddit
>use reddit flags

explain that

>>73726031
extraflags is general culture freund

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Holy shit
should I do it?

>>73726031
reddit post t bh

>>73726031
generals are basically subreddits. extra flags are flair

Tits>ass
Cats>dogs

>>73726066
>>73726081
It's an attempt to make a general more like reddit.

>>73726004
>Waiting for what?
A painfully slow and detrimental life

>>73726004
>Waiting for what?
death

>>73725792
this is my third reply to the same post but now that I think about it, that's sort of a bad reflection on our state if we're only the sixth (?) most populous state, but one of the most represented here

>>73726111
the american that replied to you is a redditor though, i just like extra flags because i consider some of the people here my friends and i like to distinguish their posts

>>73726069
What's going on in North Carolina?

>>73726161
>i just like extra flags because i consider some of the people here my friends and i like to distinguish their posts
so... like reddit

>>73726161
Youre not building relationships with them though... Add them on steam or something

>>73726069
He's either trying to get people to attack somebody he doesn't like, or he's looking for somebody that he can kill without getting into trouble.

>>73726204
you realise that the addition of national flags already eliminates anonymity? all the foreign flags are guilty of namefagging then according to your logic

>>73726244
i talk to some of them outside of /cum/

Bit worried about the autist collecting my posts.

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>>73726161
"friends"

>>73726269
>all american flags are the same person
>all canadian flags are the same person

Canadians aren't very smart

>>73726275
jus having a laugh t bh. I always add randomly high numbers to the pic names to make it seem like a lot but I honestly only have like 5 or 6

>>73726285
why are you screen capping posts you freak? and both you and cara use twitter and reddit so, fuck off back there and enjoy ghost in the shell there

We're not friends

add me on snapchat

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why is it that anytime I say something slightly positive about China in /int/ I get called a Zhang?

>>73726335
Use 4chanx for random filenames?

>>73726395
Because the Chinese are subhuman.

>>73726108
correct

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>>73726380
>I creep out centre county
>I creep out new mexico
>I creep out you
maybe I should take a break lads

>>73726380
Nothing wrong with twitter though

>>73726395
Sorry Wong

>>73726441
that post wasnt worth capping

>>73726457
>needing a permit to concealed carry

so much for freedom

Who else still likes the idea from the previous thread to return to thou?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thou#Conjugation

>>73726275
What doest thou mean?

>>73726134
Sorry

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>>73726395

>>73726333
you can't truly be anonymous in /int/ because your national flag is attached to your post. I hate being just another leaf on /int/ and I dont even like the canadian flag so i rock my extraflags,

if people having personalities in generals pisses you off, dont browse generals

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>>73726457

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It would be nice if the government gives you some money every birthday

Amigos de Sur America, como estan?

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>>73726626
>you can't truly be anonymous on 4chan because your posts are attached to the anonymous name

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>>73726516
I'll never screenshot another person's post again. Screenshot this and hold me to it.

>>73726700
whom are you quoting?
>>73726716
i dont give a shit if you screencap people's posts. but if youre gonna screencap my posts, make sure its a memorable one not a post where im roasting you for having shit taste

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>all reddit flags posters are low quality

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Fresh off the meme press

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Never forget your rights.

>>73726804
This. Flaggots ruined /int/ with their stupid botnet. It's basically namefagging.

>>73726629
>tfw still bad at remembering names of bullets
I once bought a box of .308 for my .30-06. It's the only gun I have and I couldn't remember the bullets it fires

So did they ever catch Steve Stevensteve?

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>>73726743
I do not possess the social development to distinguish a memorable post from a bad post. Can you type in caps "MEMORABLE POST" every time you think I should take a screen shot?

Why do you screenshot posts anyway?

Why the FUCK are there no good new releases to watch

>>73726890
Animu?

>>73726849
never post here again

MEMORABLE POST

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Totally bombed a casual conversation today. Ran out of things to say. Totally panicked and froze up. The guy I was talking to made an uncomfortable face and walked away

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>>73726815
the fuck

>>73726884
you seemed extremely angry at italians and as a man of italian descent I became like a watchdog, ever vigilant of anti-italian discrimination

I admit, this stakeout is being brought to an end as my true purpose is to defend the irish, not the italians

>>73726938
done and DONE

>>73727007
I thought your image was Deadpool at first

>>73727007
>you seemed extremely angry at italians
My mother is literally Italian and I hold Italian citizenship.

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>>73726982
>How's the weather
>Uhh uhh... S-so... Goodbye, sorry.

>>73727007
albaquerque is half guido...

>>73726907
Yeah just let me watch K-On in front of the nurses

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>tfw no jew uglyfu with big boobs

listened to a counter currents podcast with charles upton from 2012

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>>73727053
oh shit

oh

*pulls hoodie over my shoulders*

*awkwardly* KSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUURRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH UUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL UUUUUHHHHHH

>>73727073
UUUUUHHHHHHHH KKKKKSHHHHHHHHH UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH GUESS I SHOULD STOP POSTIN RIGH BOUT NOW PEACEEEEEEEEEEE

>>73727070
What happens to the car door when he tries to get out?
Why does he appear to get sucked inside the burning car?

>>73727163
Mixtape was fire tbhqwyfamalam, draws people in.

>>73727101
Thou art in hospital? If so, art thou the anon who posted the food order sheet?

>>73727070
why the fuck did he get back in

>>73727163
probably just a crazy guy, or on something
notice he also tries to get back into the car after it explodes

>>73726982
At least you got practice in. That always helps you, now you have more knowledge of what not to do

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>>73727222
See >>73727214

sometimes i wear robes out in public

>>73727273
like kimonos or bath robes or what

>>73727273
you mean a housecoat

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'f it hadn't been for cotton eye joe
i'd been married a long time ago
where did you come from where did you go
where did you come from cotton eye joe

>>73727070
>texas

http://kxan.com/2015/06/02/2-austin-police-officers-injured-in-explosion/

>>73727349
SHIT song lad

>>73727314
>>73727320
a toga actually

>>73727241
I didn't initiate it and probably won't speak to him again

>>73727273
a few years ago at one of my lower points i used to go out in just a bathrobe and boxer shorts

>>73727349

How so that you dont do the jefferson starship anymore?

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>>73727273

>>73727400
why didnt he reply to you instead of grimacing and walking off

How do I get an American gf?

that only lasted two weeks though and id take my dog wiith me

>>73726982
are you like, socially stunted? anxious? what is uP? lad

>>73727433
don't know

>>73727487
raise ur bitch shields to maximum and collide it against their shield until one of you is completely fatigued

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What do Americans and Canadians think of wizard apprentice traps.

>>73727491
I want people to like me so bad I get nervous and blow it. Same as everyone else

>>73727350
>committing suicide by burning yourself alive

has to be the stupidest way to kill yourself

>>73727219
Tis I! Alas, the treatment must go on for another three weeks, though it may take place at home possibly.

>>73727487
don't be a nice guy

>>73727565
why do americans do suicide by cop? why dont they just jump of bridges like normal people or hang themselves

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>>73727487

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Lads, great news, my dad isn't anti-Australian after all! He decided to give me a full refund of not one but two vegemite jars from Amazon, after throwing away my previous one!

I have the best dad in the world.

If you had cancer would you tell people you had cancer?

If so how?

>>73727548
You are embarrassing an already bullied flag.

>>73724291
dallas buyers club?

>>73727616
wtf, you sound like a fucking baby, why is your dad buying you 2 jars?

>>73727562
I mean, even if I mess I can still just sail through it np. I don't mean to discourage you, just keep practicing. even I had a shitty interaction yesterday and I'm super extroverted

just don't be a stupid shut in like >>73727141
that cringe post and you'll be ok

>>73727603
They're cowards and need somebody else to pull the trigger.

That's not suicide by cop that, that was him literally starting his car on fire and trying to burn himself alive not realizing that his body would literally not let him get back into that fire.

>>73727603
we aren't beta males

>>73724336 -> >>73727640

>>73727662
Should elaborate further. This guy I was talking to. Athlete. Tons of friends. Everyone likes him. He's basically a caricature of what I wish I was, so when he actually talks to me, I try to make it seem like I'm fun to be around, and then I panic because i'm not

>>73727603
that hurts

There's a centipede crawling around my room right now
what do

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>>73727658
Because he loves me unconditionally unlike your Dad, leaf.

>>73727780
Put it outside

>>73727780
breed it

only in america can you have such confidence that you will die at the hands of police that a suicide by cop is a viable method of killing yourself
>>73727787
delete this

>>73727780
Rape it

>>73727732
don't sell yourself as something as higher than you are unless it's for a job interview. just be honest and push yourself to do more interesting things so you'll BE interesting. also, you don't need to be super-interesting to people, you jsut need to be able to shoot the shit and be cool

Might become a Mormon so I can get a gf

>>73727810
and what's wrong with that? sorry our police are actually tough on crime

Update: Trapped the centipede in a bottle and threw it in the recycling

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>>73727900
>sorry our police are actually tough on crime

>>73727914
why not throw him outside?

>>73727919
nu
m a l e

>>73727919
is he wrong?

*masturbates violently*

>>73727576
I hope thou gettest better soon.

>>73727862
Would thy brethren in faith assign a gf to thee?

so many categories and I only have enough to masturbate to one

>>73727900
>>73727962
>be burger cop
>shoot some dindu
>after losing your job, publicly vilified, and dragged through the legal system for years you are eventually released without being found guilty

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>>73727919
Literally nothing wrong with beating down scum

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>>73728129

>>73725792
most autistic state

>>73728178
yeah, sorry but your state is ugly as shit. definitely would not live there

>>73728158
this desu

the commonwealth of virginia dominates this general

>>73727944
>why not throw him outside
Needs to be punished for trespassing in my private domain

>>73725792
>cant spell
>cucks county
>who?
>a unironic nigger who drinks steel reserve

couldnt think of a worse group of posters 2bh

>>73727862 (You)
>Would thy brethren in faith assign a gf to thee?

Yes

>>73728217
we were always the better colony

>>73728265
this

>>73728259
Meant to reply to >>73728108

>>73728209
it depends where you go
i guess it gets a bad rep from pitt and philly

>>73728265
false and you were still second

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Restore our state's rightful borders

>>73728252
>cucks county
.... really lads?

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>lads

>>73728312
first is the worst
second is the best
third is the one with the hairy chest

>>73728339
what of it surfer boy

there's nothing wrong with saying lads you mongs

What have I missed?
Been browsing /r9k/ for the past few days.

>>73728265
who are you

>>73728305
nice lebanon flag, cuck

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>there's nothing wrong with saying lads you mongs

why would you use "lads" if you dont say it irl?

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>Yeah I use "lad" even though I'm not a limey, so what?

lad is a word only to be used when addressing an irishman

>>73728381
because its weird to use irl but adds flavor to text

>>73728371
>R9K

How do I pick an Afro?

>>73728373
your better

Maryland > Pennsylvania > Virginia

>>73728377
>no argument
>>73728381
>implications
>>73728391
>not even a single reddit flag

so basically I'm right

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>so basically I'm right

>>73728411
its for when you showered or just laid down or something like that and your fro gets dented, so you use the pick to pull it out and fluff it back up

>>73728420
if your state doesn't contain the liberty bell you're probably retarded

>>73728422
your state looks like it's getting mushed to paste by virginia/PA

>>73728405
Alri la

who /sitstopeesometimes/ ?

>>73728408
there are several /cum/ approved words such as buds, dudes, pals, /cum/dumpsters etc.
>>73728430
ah mi so carribbean mi say lad mi so patois

shut up idiot

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>>73728487
>implying I care about /cum/ approval

>>73728476
if your state doesn't have plymouth rock you are probably not the real birthplace of america

lad

>>73728374
>2 shades of blue
>some clipart
sure that looks good, put it on the refrigerator

>>73728487
>even more implications

>>73728374
Nice murder sprees Commie

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>>73728521
birthplace of pre america maybe cunt
the country began in philadelphia

>>73728422
this is what a threesome would look like

if you can unironically refer to your friends group as "the lads" without them questioning you, feel free to use it on 4chan.

otherwise wrap your lips around a loaded gun barrel and pull the trigger

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>Nice murder sprees Commie

>defending "lad"
Back to plebbit or better yet /brit/.
Either way, make like a tree and get outta here.

>>73728374
alright I enjoyed LARPing as some masshole for 5 minutes but u ned 2 beck up SENPAI montgomery is rad

gonna make a new one ok?

>>73728601
I will continue to use 4chan then

>>73728640
GO AHEAD JESUS CHRIST

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>>73727209
>>73727209
>>73727209

>>73728601
You lads are my only friends and I refer to you as the lads therefore

>>73728640
Go for it, laddie

>>73728656
don't do that

new

>>73728692
>>73728692

>>73728601
>Your Friends Group
That's you, anon.

>>73728656
Fuck off
I got cancer