/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

man FUCK anime

Fuck Drumpf

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what pepe best describes you rn?

my gf just said she doesn't want kids untils shes 30-35 years old
good or bad

Fuck anime and FUCK autistic people

Are attractive feminine traps real? Are they actually cool? Whats it like fucking one? Is it anything like a vagina?

Will my friends/family be able to tell? Will it make me gay?

I want to fuck anime

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how come mexicans dont post on here any more

>>73728715
>Existence of an opposing party constitutes an unreasonable obstacle to the governing powers of the ruling party

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>>73728750
you know why

>>73728735
Depends

Is she a bitch?

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>first 2 thread replies are low tier
>mine look good in comparison

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>>73728723
came back to pack up my PA boys

>>73728715
Wtf
>>73728738
Ur gay for even thinking about this

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>>73728723
don't flirt w. me boys hehe ~~~

>>73728735
Ejaculate in her while she's ovulating

have you stood in the room where the declaration was signed?

>>73728735
dusty eggs
enjoy autisim child
if youre lucky he wont be a school shooter

>>73728704
>>73728660
that being said we question your use of the word lad so stop

>>73728795
I have actually, the artist's depictions we see always fuck the room up to make it look more grand

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>>73728723
this one because I think I might have cancer but my autism is acting up and I don't want to interact with a doctor

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>>73728723

>>73728738
>Is it anything like a vagina?

Vaginas aren't as difficult to penetrate compared to a butthole.

Any "attractive traps" have been on their medications/therapy shit for years. At the end of the day, they can't hide their genetics such as bone structure, which arguably determines the attractiveness of a person.

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>>73728767
I might

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>>73728723

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>>73728723

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>>73728723

>>73728735
why wait? ideally all your children should be birth before she's 30

>>73728814
Shan't lad

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>>73728723

>>73728862
haha! I like this meme, friend, can I save it?

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>>73728723
I'm gonna find that girl

>>73728778
no im not gay i dont like men

>>73728842
but i see feminine traps that look like girls on 4chan all the time. Do they exist in real life or is it just meme magic?

>>73728824
delete this you motherfucker

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>>73728692
Is this yuri?

>>73728723
Sad help helper frog. I feel like a beginner player in a game called life.

>>73728908
stop replying to me

f dr n f wypp

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>>73728888
no

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>>73728723

Nothing wrong with saying lad irl

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>>73728723

>>73728944
take your first step to greatness and get the flag add on so you can show the flag of the single municipality of your country

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>>73728723

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>>73728723

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>>73728902
They're nitpicked. No one would save an image/video of an unattractive thing.

>>73728944
No, its a healthy relationship between a teacher and her student

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>make plans to go to a game with a friend of mine who is out of state
>message my other friend and invite him
>he replies "haha you have friends"

what did he mean by this

>>73728997
>Ginger
What the fuck am I looking at?

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>>73728997
white women always do this.
I've ran into white women with blonde hair and blue eyes that demanded I call them by their "tribe" name

>>73729032
you should appreciate that he still contacts you

>>73728944
>tfw you play life exactly how you play video game
>hiding your powerlevel because its more fun

I could make tons of money if I just turned on my ability to become a psychopath, but life (like video games) are more fun when you just fuck around and enjoy your time.

i go to my convenience store in my bathrobe sometimes
mom always nags me for it

raise your hand if you've ever gone whale watching

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>I could make tons of money if I just turned on my ability to become a psychopath, but life (like video games) are more fun when you just fuck around and enjoy your time.

>>73729092
You wearing any underwear?

>>73729071
He's my longest lasting friend, I've known him since I was 6 years old. I moved thousands of miles away and still talked to him every day for a long time. We're more than friends now, we're basically connected. My family considers him family and I'm sure his family would consider me the same. When I was a kid I could just walk into his house like it was mine

>>73729129
pjs

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>>73729121
why do you need to pay to go on a large boat and see whales
you already know what they look like just imagine them in your head

73729080
No you couldn't. You're a dumb cunt with no talent, skills, or social ability in real life. You don't even deserve a (You)

>>73729121
yeah, didn't see any whales
a few people on the boat saw a tail so we didn't even get a refund

>roll something in finger tips
>stick to nose instinctively
>was an ant, whiffed that crushed ant smell

gonna puke

>>73729121
I've gone deep sea fishing, but I couldn't see myself going out onto the ocean just to watch something.

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How's everyone's day going? CHIcago is a hella nice today. Even with all these stupid hipsters ruining muh sunshine. Really don't want to go back to work tomorrow though :\

Teaching is rewarding but so god damn draining...

>>73729195
what are you doing in chicago?

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UHHH SO THEY DIDN'T CATCH THAT CLEVELAND GUY YET

WHERE DO YA THINK HE IS

>>73729255
who cres?

>>73729255
206 Joy Ln.

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>>73729216
Moved here last year when I got a job teaching a decent private school. I prefer living in quieter, greener places, here is just way too much. Used to post here a lot more before I started teaching full time again.

Wishing good vibes to all who are in this thread,

How is /cum/'s day?

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>>73729121
I would have in fifth grade if budget cuts didn't happen the exact year I was there. Actually was pretty butthurt at the time since I was really looking forward to it being a kid and all

*hits you in your stupid dumb little face*

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What do you drink your coffee from, buds?

>>73729323
a ceramic mug

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>>73728723

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>>73729274
because he could be eastbound headed RIGHT for us

>>73729287
Anon don't get shot!

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so what happened to that ohio shooter

Having a sugar jew, laddies

>>73729338
kek

Canceled netflix a month ago

Need something else to watch while at work

>>73729340
highly doubt he'd come all the way to connecticut just to kill again

>>73729386
Watch this
*unzips dick*

>tfw you type out something really rude but then delete it because you don't want to be that mean

>>73729386
reading is fun

>>73729121
would have gone, but I'm a Trump supporter so they wouldn't like me

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when you fell for the beans-on-toast pill

>>73729352
>>73729255
>>73729304

just chillen, made some baked beans, sausage and broccoli

>>73729386
just watch youtube bro

full of good youtube channels and documentaries

>>73729346
Heh no gun violence where I live. If it wasn't for the depressing looking building and the lack of greenery it would actually be quite comfy. My school is very safe too, with the exception of this single block with Vicelords chimpin' about.

>>73729255
cleveland

>>73729422
I can only watch so much Steve1989 and best of the worst

>>73729386
I suggest listening to Brendaniel while doing what you're actually supposed to do.

I drank the sugar jew, lassies

>>73729438
play video games with me

>>73729387
if random disembodied human feet can wash up in washington state all the way from BC canada, that man can make it to CT and beyond. shit he might try to shoot up the ocean

>>73729430
maybe. he probably had to ditch his car

>>73729438
Watch hicock smoke pot

The only Youtubers I watch are TheAmazingAtheist and Thunderf00t because the pwn feminists and retarded Christians alike.

My favorite jewcylinder is keemstar

>>73729511
Fedora post alert

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>>73729498
ditch that fossil and watch the real gun channel of god

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>Fedora post alert

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One of my neighbor's puppers died

>>73729566
Are you going to eat it?

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>the majority of people didn't know Alex Jones was an entertainer

Are people dumber than I give them credit for?

I honestly hope my dog dies soon
Walking it once a day is about the only time i interact with it
I don't care for it, but I'm not evil enough to just kill it or give it up

>>73729121
gaspe is based

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>>73729589
don't like you

>>73729589
hope u die soon desu

>>73729562
Thanks

>>73729587
he's just saying that to trick the globalists. stop being a sheep to the media. jones is in a tight spot and we need to give him our support and mana

>>73729589
I think this is how my mom feels about me

>>73729642
^^^^^

Hey buds I just got a deal of a lifeline. A 4,000 sq ft ocean front home in Arizona for only $500,000. Should I take it?

Having a sugar rush liddies

>>73729589
is it one of those small shitty dogs that you had to get because your daughter or mom wanted one or something?

>>73729624
>>73729637
if it's situation as described above i can see where he's coming from

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>>73729661

>>73729661
uh if you can financially manage that and you want to live there, then heck yeah

>>73729661
its haunted isnt it

Cats>Dogs

>>73729686
It's a mutt

>>73729661
is arizona even connected to the ocean? are you confusing it with mexico?

What are you going to write on your suicide note, /cum/?

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>Cats>Dogs

>>73729700
>>73729661
wait a second arizona doesn't border an ocean
it is landlocked

>>73729700
>ocean front home in Arizona
Use your brain

>>73729738
Suicide is for cowards

>>73729661
nerd, theres no water in arizona. youre being scammed

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>tfw dogs>cats

This is actually a /cu/ thread since not a single mexican has posted

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>>73729748
UH SORRY THAT I DON'T KNOW THE GEOGRAPHY OF ALL 50 STATES. LIKE I EVEN KNOW ABOUT ARIZONA BESIDES THE FACT THAT BREAKING BAD OCCURRED IN IT ONCE I THINK

>Drive up to field family owns
>Let dog out
>Throw frisbee with it for a while while digging a decent hole
>hole is done
>take out a big, juicy steak
>dog, which has never had real food in it's life, loses it
>throw the steak in the hole
>dog happilly jumps in and starts eating
>unholster revolver
BANG
end credits

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>>73729792
u r dum lawl

>>73729589
I honestly hope you die soon

How do we fix the 'women' problem?

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>Dogs>cats

>muffled reggaeton vibrating through walls
what do i play back

>>73729810
Stop being autistic.

opinions on feminine faggots?

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>tfw Mexico cums inside but you wake up in the morning alone in bed with a sticky note on your phone that says "jajaja hasta nunca!"

Dogs are the niggers of animal kindom

>>73729810
Fix the culture problem

>>73729827
Anal Cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0AbbYx4BDs

Fedoraposting because someones' preferences are different than yours are the ones who actually deserve the ferdoraposts

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>Fedoraposting because someones' preferences are different than yours are the ones who actually deserve the ferdoraposts

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>Fedoraposting because someones' preferences are different than yours are the ones who actually deserve the ferdoraposts

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>>73729882
b8'd so hard

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>Fedoraposting because someones' preferences are different than yours are the ones who actually deserve the ferdoraposts

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>keeping getting several calls from a variety of unknown numbers everyday
>none of them ever leave a voice mail

getting spooked lads

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I just realized that pic related and ReviewBrah were the only two pure white protestant anglo saxons to ever exist in american history

Is being a care giver for the mentally ill a good job? I just started the training process and seeing the other trainees, well, I wouldn't trust half of them with one of my family members. It seems like a bottom of the barrel job, and they pay minimum wage. Several of the people around me couldn't even figure out how to take one of the tests (questionairre, answer key, and reading material were all on different sheets) and one Mexican lady who seemed to barely understand English and kept asking dumb questions copied all the answers off of me. It's like thry hire anyone who comes in, I don't even think they plan on drug testing anybody.
What the fuck did I get myself into?

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>>73728774
>>73728779
>>73728822
>>73728824
>>73728858
>>73728862
>>73728863
>>73728886
>>73728895
>>73728944
>>73728972
>>73728982
>>73728999
>>73729008
>>73729338

Keep calling some fag from different numbers and never leave a voice mail, buds.

put a fried egg on my hamburger
wouldn't recommend

>>73729948
They're telemarketers

>>73729948
What the fuck the exact same thing is happening to me for like a week and a half now. They usually call from the same number then when they realized I wasn't going to answer they started using different numbers regularly.

Got a sore on my tongue from rubbing it against my teeth neurotically

>>73729948
it literally happens to everyone. it's garbage. telemarketers

>>73729973
serious question do you get mad when reddit shills cascadia so much

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>>73728723

>>73729963
thanks for the (Thou)

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>>73729963

>either stay on hospital for three more weeks or go home but pay for treatment and have to return every couple days essentially
Fuck this gay earth

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>posting the redditfrog in 2017

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>left my Easter chocolate in my car by accident
>its all melted
i lost 6 kitkats, 1 toblerone, 1 chocolate easter bunny, and 4 mini cookies n cream hershey bars,
>>73728723

Have you ever gone nofap for a long period of time?

>>73729911
hehehe, I knew they'd fall for it like shooting neckbeard fish in a barrel

Gonna flood southern California so my dream of owning beach front property in Arizona can finally come true.

>>73730007
wew

hope they let you bring your computer into the hospital and keep your own room

>>73730043
bout 17 days once

>>73730043
the first 9 years of my life I was nofap

>>73730043
I rarely jerk off in the first place.

>>73730043
5 weeks. did the biggest cum I've ever seen at the end

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just owned some idiot on my instachat

>>73730081
We're you like that guy in the efukt video who cums shittons while his balls slowly shrink?

>>73730099
Kill yourself

Can someone teach me chinese? I know some of you leafs are chinks, no need to hide it.

>>73730119
ew no wtf

>>73730135
don't listen to him, he's just trying to weed y'all out

>>73730119
oh shit i remember that

>>73730099
regret reading that

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AHAHAHA

babies are funny xD

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>American motherhood

if i dont masturbate at least once a week i get nocturnal emissions

>>73730160
ha ha ha

name a movie

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>>73730175
weed dude hahaha

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>>73730043
Too high test and nogf, so no

>>73730190
stalker (1979)

>>73730146
not true I love chinks and meow

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>>73729963
I-I opened up to you...I called you my friend...

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which one is the true faith?

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*caraposts*

>>73730217
twelver obviously

if I had a gf I would let her put me in chastity and only cum when I fucked her.

>>73730217
Ϯⲉⲕ̀ⲕⲗⲏⲥⲓⲁ ̀ⲛⲣⲉⲙ̀ⲛⲭⲏⲙⲓ̀ ⲛⲟⲣⲑⲟⲇⲟⲝⲟⲥ

>>73730043
one time i did it for like 90 days, and i got my first nocturnal emission, i dreamt about marlon brando because i had seen the godfather recently

>>73730175
Fake

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ben garissons latest gag ha!

>>73729973
>>73729994
>They're telemarketers
when i look up the numbers and the odd time i've answered it doesn't seem to be the case

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hmm

>>73730190
Spotlight (2015)

>>73730268
mind sharing some of the numbers? The exact same things been happening to me and I'm wondering if its the same number.

Are they USA area codes?

>>73730266
that is real bad

>>73730268
huh. Block them.

Can someone knock some sense into this dutch anon? >>73725725

>>73730268
>phone rings but I can't find my phone
>find it when it stops ringing
>I have a voice message
>listen to it
>it sounds like Morse code

>>73730056
>>73730061
>>73730078
>>73730081
>>73730200
>>73730242
I'm trying to do it but I'm horny as fuck.

>>73730036
freeze it into one giant chocolate bar

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>>73730266
>50+ year old normie humor

>>73730266
why does it look like it was made in the 70's?

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>>73730344
Just find a girl to have sex with, anon

>>73730344
I honestly struggle making it to 3 days.

One time I went on a trip and didn't fap for 5 days, when I came I filled up a dixie cup with cum. I'm just too high test for nofap

>normie

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>>73730344
Embrace the void or get something to nut in. Nofap only benefits the low test which struggle to fap in the first place.

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Do you still collect (You)s or have you moved on to (Thou)s?
If it's the former I feel sorry for you. Keep up with the times.

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Reminder that Peanuts and C&H were the only worthwhile comics

>>73730217
what the fuck is this jrpg shit

Some things never change I guess

Evens I play Unity
Odds I play Syndicate

>>73730417
Are you playing games for fun or just out of habit now anon?

Do you think that's healthy?

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>>Reminder that Peanuts and C&H were the only worthwhile comics
>he's never heard of the far side

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>If it's the former I feel sorry for you. Keep up with the times.

>Cleveland Ohio shooter

>shooter is black

>Cleveland team is the browns

>Michael Brown is black

>Ohio shooter is Michael Brown

NO JUSTICE NO PEACE

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I just aced my final exam. Cucks!

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>>73730396
tell me more about (Thou)

>>73730299
they're pretty well all canadian or 800 numbers

cuckgratulations

>>73730475
Give me a (Thou) and I'll tell you how

>>73730433
For fun, I enjoy them both
When I get bored of them I'll start playing something else instead

What's up my niggas?

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Nobody here is actually a virgin, right?

>>73730475
If thou're using 4chan X (thou should be) just edit the user script and find the string around line 25000 that says (You) and replace it with (Thou)

>>73730397
>you will never teach marcie and peppermint patty to love cock

did that anon who was vomiting blood survive?

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>If thou're using 4chan X (thou should be) just edit the user script and find the string around line 25000 that says (You) and replace it with (Thou)

>>73730190
Not another teen movie

>select all street signs
>the signs are from your city
PANIC

>>73730530
technically no but I might as well be.

If I ever decide to talk to girls again I'm going to tell them I am

>>73730530
25 year old volcel here

>>73730530
lost my virginity before the average

feels bad man

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>>73730530
why yes I am :3

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>>73730467
post more ambiguous mayan youths

>>73730558
but why?

and I stopped using 4chan x after dealing with it breaking after some website updates. i should reinstall it at some point

>>73730530
I lost my virginity to my boyfriend Jamal when I was 14

That was the golden year

>>73730553
Yup. I had gastrointestinal irritation that led to some minor internal bleeding. Got an ultrasound and the doctor said I was okay to go home.

I'm not autistic, I have crippling physical deformities that make it impossible to socialize.

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whats wrong with that guy

>>73730553
yes, it turns out he forgot he had drank a lot of koolaid a few hours ago

>>73730574
>tfw lost mine when I was 15 to an older girl
>it lasted an entire 10 seconds

@73730618

Desperate for yous aren't ya

>>73730626
Glad it didn't turn out to be anything too serious. Hope you're doing alright.

>>73730652
He has brain problems

>>73730681
love you finland

>>73730226
zaydi seems kinda bases though

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>>73730626
good on you bud
take it easy

Sucking on a booby made from a tree would be uncomfortable, wooden tit

HA

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>>73730678
>>73730706
>tfw my /cum/my mummies legitimately worry about me

>>73730695
Thx i love you too

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http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2016/april/why-jesus-skin-color-matters.html

Anyone here ever had surgery?
>tfw my appendix ruptured and I almost died

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>>73730714

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>>73730718

>>73730773
20 bucks says Quebec anon shits blood again and goes back to the hospital

>>73730553
Yeah but he has to pay for his ambulance lmao

the rapper j cole has a line where he says he cums fast, and biggies smalls has a line where he says a girl looks so good that he'd suck her dads dick

>>73730797
I think only in the UK can you place bets on random things like that legitimately.

>>73730823
wow....

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>>73730748
thanks for the reaction image lmao

Would you let a guy with an 8 inch dick ravage your anus for an hour if it meant that any girl of your choice falls in love with you?

>>73730819
what's the income threshold for them to waive ambulance costs if you aren't insured, anyways? i heard otherwise you get around a 300 dollar bill.

>>73730856
why do you come up with this shit

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>>73730868

I have refined tastes

*swallows a handful of sour patch kids*

>>73730868
Just say yes or no.

>>73730856
Not even if the penis is feminine 2bh

Would you still like the girl of your dreams if she had an 8 inch dick and was a top?

>>73730856
yes

>>73730865
i have no insurance and income, can i get it waived? im a student

>>73730856
absolutely, an hour of pain for a lifetime of happiness is a good deal

>>73730833
MF Doom, most of Wu Tang, Busta Rhymes and many other rappers from the 90's are members or affiliated with a fringe denomination of Islam called the "fiver percent nation" which teaches that blacks are gods and whites are devils

>>73730905
>>73730919
Bit gay desu

>>73730856
Ill take the dicking and skip the rest

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>blood infection has a 25% death rate
>you are the 75%

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>>73730901

>being able to live with yourself after exchanging your anal virginity for a woman

y'all swing both ways

>>73730856
I've never met a woman that I thought I could spend long amounts of time with nor have I met one that I had much in common with. So until then, no.

>>73730932
its actually un-gay, since my attraction to women is so great that I would be willing to let that happen to me

>>73730932
shut the fuck up retard

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>>73730626
Good on you.
Have a pepe

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not eating sour patch kids is really hard

>>73730856
no, would thou?

I know that the south is very religious, how religious are other parts of the us?

>>73730939
Bet this post was made by someone from the state of South Dakota or Pennsylvania.

>>73730972
They cut up my mouth every time but I still eat them once a week.

>>73730987
not enough

>>73730910
well if you're considered bellow the poverty line I'd think so.

some college programs force you to sign up for some minor insurance stuff. you should look into that in case you're paying for dental services. my college did have me on a plan so I'd max out the costs on check ups and etc each year before graduating.

>>73730959
>>73730960
So you're saying you'd let your anus get plowed in the gayest way possible if it meant girls liked you? Monkey's Paw logic means that they'd have a pegging fetish and you'll get penetrated every day by your GF.

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>>73731008
excellent response

>>73730910
Don't you have health coverage through the school?
And no idea wha the min income is but you'd have to be covered throguh some other program

>>73731010
Im on no medical insurance, i know that. I dont have any income, wouldn't that put me below the poverty line? I live at home

>>73731014
Do girls actually have a pegging fetish? Pretty sure it's just something homosexuals in denial have,

>>73731014
but a girl like that would surely let me do anything I want to her so it'd be worth

>>73731046
As somebody into femdom I can say that yes there are girls with a pegging fetish. Usually they swing both ways though.

>>73731014
excellent post, thank you based new england

>>73731014
Id take the ass blasting

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>people unironically thinking wanting to get pegged makes you gay

How hopelessly naive you must be

>>73731131
This pegging is pretty hot

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>>73730987
utah is very religious, mormons there have like 5 wives and a million fucking kids

Hollywood is evil.

pegging is gayer than wanting to fuck a man

>>73731037
I think you would be then. A first aid class I took mentioned something about waiving fees to uninsured people under a certain income number but that was like 7 years ago. If you ever end up in that kind of situation it's something you'd want to ask.

A hospital I went to also gave me directions to some reduced cost stuff where I could still get dental work done but on a payment plan with dentists if I couldn't pay for the procedure up front. If you don't know ask sort of thing.

>>73731145
I've never seen a family that had so many ugly people in it

Historically speaking its far less gay to fuck a man in the ass than it is to get sodomized.

>>73731177
this

we need to return to roman sexual norms

>>73731202
>>73731177
fucking degenerates

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>>73731176
chu say sumn bro

>>73731211
vaginas give people mouth cancer

Where the new thread at

I got something cool to show

>>73731211
Less gay doesn't mean it isn't gay.

>>73731233
>tfw you got cancer before you even got to taste a vagina

it's not fair