/brit/

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I did BTECs in 6th form because I didn't get the grades for A-Levels

>>73710687
SHART

>>73710724
If you were truly smart you'd figure it out yourself or would remember it being told the first time

brainlets need to revise because their brains can't hold memories

Posting in here because single linkers deserve a painful death

willy smells like mature cheddar

>>73710685
>>73710685
>>73710685

why are you utter runts posting in the wrong thread?

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marion

Is it bad that I want to force feed skinny girls like Emma Watson til they're chubby?

The meaning of life is...

[To continue reading please click >>73710685]

>>73710796
>If you were truly smart you'd figure it out yourself
Even Isaac Newton said that he stood on the shoulders of giants.

>or would remember it being told the first time
Having an autistic memory doesn't necessarily make you smart. The ability to make good decisions and understand and formulate complex ideas makes you smart. Learning relevant information helps a smart person understand and formulate complex ideas, and make good decisions. That's what revision is for.

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the amount of time left before i have to go to bed for work tomorrow

>>73711029
Thank you for spending some of it with me.

>>73710997
t. brainlet

>>73711029
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490939639902.webm

why are you cunts posting in this dead thread?

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'he 'f

>>73711111
witnessed quints

and lmao who cares mate

>>73711081
Brainlets (like you) resort to name-calling. Smart people (like me) put forward solid arguments.

>>73710728
Meh, BTECs are superior in every way, but they have a taboo about them as if they are inferior.

>I hope you are well. I have just seen your email enquiry asking if it’s possible to have electrolysis and laser at the same time. You can have both treatments at the same time if its different areas that you want treating. Electrolysis is suitable for white/grey hairs and the hair needs to be in the follicle. Laser is treating darker hair. In answer to your second question Yes we would need to patch test you if you want a different part of your body treated. we have you booked in for your next laser treatment on

>>73711202
t. finds exams too hard

>>73711248
Honestly if you took a BTEC you would also aggree with me. Everything you learn is directly applicable to reality, unlike A Levels which is just a bunch of facts you need to remember.

Is Steam not working today?

America are going to go end up going to war with North America aren't they lol

>>73711523
Works fine for me. What's your problem?

>>73711857

Fixed it, turns out something in task manager was stopping it from running.

step off

shit thread

where the peng gyaldem at

>>73710728
Pretty sure any BTEC beats some meme A-level like Media Studies.

got two birds sending me messages on okc

fuckin self-esteem boost ey boys

they're both sorta fit, but one wants me to write war and peace for each message like can i be arsed?

watched some porn with the gf
she says my dick is tiny now

>>73715429
>>73715429
>>73715429

get in here if you're not a paki

>>73715487
fuck yourself you fat nonce

*uploads a photo album of black and white garden chairs to flickr whilst hey there delilah plays*

>>73711115
tired of unrealistic dicks in porn, glad to see they got a guy who's just barely above average

I've always been the kind of girl
that hid my face
so afraid to tell the world
what I've got to say

https://twitter.com/claireeabbott

Turns out she's a vapid little cow just like I thought

>had acne since hitting puberty
>tried absolutely everything including accutane and nothing works
>25 now
>nowhere near as bad but still get several spots on my face and neck
>always thought I had pretty high test levels due to several things (deep voice, can eat junk food every day and stay ripped, build muscle easy, massive sex drive etc)
>remember how bodybuilders who inject test get acne
>google it
>high tesosterone levels cause acne
>go to docs and have bloods done
>confirmed high test
>told me he can give me tablets which will decrease my test
>tell him to get right fucked off
>also gives me a diet plan of sorts
>no meat, no dairy, no tuna
>basically a bitch vegan diet

So yeah, I either have to become a low test little bitch or keep getting acne for god knows how long

>>73715586
so why are you complaining?

odds I go for a nice evening walk and get beer

evens I write more of my dissertation

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>>73715654
Because acne is fucking shit.

Look at all these fucking scars.

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Was she really showing contempt? I don't see the problem

brighton promoted to the prem

has happened in 34 years

pretty cool

www.reddit.com/r/tgirls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd8lP4YnQNE
post absolute bangers

Family is going through a lot of pain at the moment desu. Mum crying a few times each day. Know that the one thing that would bring her genuine happiness again is if I had children so she could become a grandmother, but unfortunately my scrotum has been atomised under the pressures of the mariana trench - its watery grave.

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want a vagina on top of my face so badlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy right NOOOOOOW

>>73718067
go to t'club

Wish I had a cute gf that loved me.

>>73714798
not at all

>>73718044
Whats wrong?

>>73710815
update:
did a shower.. willy no longer smells like mature cheddar
you proud of me lads?

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Hmm...

oh that reminds me need to turn the bollocks into a fine paste

need a political ideology to subscribe to desu
my views are all over the place

>spotting black people in the audience of Le Pen's rally

weird

also i'm pretty certain this woman is going to win

>>73718079
does that actually work if you go alone though
t. never been inside a club

>>73718030
bit gay

ffs could really use a MOAB to the bollocks right about now

>>73718120
Paleoconservatism

>>73718135
If you're attractive yes

t. Been propositioned by several girls inside clubs

need ramsay bolton to shear my bollocks off and feed them to the hounds

>>73718135
bit weird but sure, just hang around in the smoking area

why do yanks classify arabs as white

>>73718120
can I interest you in the ideology of radical centrism?

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>>73718193
>If you're attractive yes

No Trump
No KKK
No fascist USA

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Why do some adults still talk like this

whats the oddest thing you've shoved up your arse when wanking lads?

>>73718217
Trump
KKK
fascist USA

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>the father of all travellers

>>73718205
Same reason the Irish classify Nigerians as Irish. Jews.

>>73718120
conservative Catholicism and nationalism desu
economics is a meme so don't worry about that

swear le pen repeats the SAME thing at each one of her rally

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>>73718125
>also i'm pretty certain this woman is going to win

>>73718055
Little sister's been sent to the anorexia ward for a few months, so she feels like she's failed as a mother. She's ringing her every night and telling her how much she hates it and how horrible everyone is too, to try and guilt my mum into letting her come home. It's come in the middle of a nasty divorce with my dad too, so she's pretty stressed atm. Wanted her family altogether at Easter but it's pretty broken up now.

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>>73718217

>>73718245
Same reason we classify the Irish as white to be fair lad

>>73718234
No

i aspire to be a white van man in yorkshire

>>73718229
cucumber, handle of a fork

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Secrets-du-Potager-3031-Nutcracker/dp/B003OE83T4

just did an order
salivating thinking about the state of my bollocks in a weeks time

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Why each bank in this country must be issuing its own banknotes?

>>73718269
runt family

>>73718120

Conservative Monarchism

>>73718341
Gives money collectors something to do

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>>73717811
shit map
this is more accurate

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Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe.

If I've got bio-bio oil on my face, you'll have to learn to live with that. Ok. I've put bio-o- I've just washed and I put bio-oil on my face. You're gonna have to learn to live with that. If my hai- If my hair looks like crap, it's because I haven't had my- I haven't had any hot water since 8:00 yesterday evening. That's over 24 hours. Haven't-haven't had any hot water. I sti- I still haven't had a bath for 24 hours because this bloody landlord won't fix my heating. He won't fix my hot water. Apparently he's happy that this plumber came around. Plumber's mate. I was told a plumber's- the landlord told me the plumber's mate would come around. The plumber's mate apparently came around (if that really was the plumber's mate) and did this half-arsed repair where he's dangled a bit of cloth over there that's supposed to stop water leaking on this electrisical thing here and to stop the place blowing up or burning down. If I turn it- if I try- if I turn the hot tap on- I turned the hot tap on about a few minutes ago, this went out and all the and the lights in here went out because this bloody doesn't work and it still and now I haven't got any hot water still haven't got any hot water. So I'm pissed off, ok? I'm allowed to be pissed off, I'm pissed off. Brian Slayers is out there, he's pissed off as well. Thanks Brian. We go out that way.

You know where I am. I'm in my rented flat in High Wycombe. It's the 15th of April, 2017. I'm pissed off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-5pbGyoIgA

heembreed

>>73718205
Pretty much all of our Arabs are from Levant.

>>73718388
oi lad dont want to get arrested under m-103 now.

>>73718388
didn't know the inuits lived so far east

why is 4chan so obsessed with Claire Abbott?

any good sci-fi films lads?

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You picture me, I'm walking too far ahead
You're calling to me, I can't hear what you have said
And you say, "go slow, I've fallen behind"
The second hand unwinds
If you're lost you can look and you will find me,
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you, I'll be waiting,
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you, I will be waiting,
Time after time....time after time

At least in my era, BTEC beat literally nothing. Was for ADHD delinquents only.

>>73718437
Had a cracking body for her age lad

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>>73718427
This one is from Egypt and she is mixed, though.

>>73718120
Marxism-Leninism-Maoism

>>73718269
Aww. She's made the right decision and must stay strong. Your sister is a fucking retard, why doesn't she just eat? Take your mum out every week to keep her mind occupied. Game of badminton or something.

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d-delete this you stupid n****R

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bought this

>>73718120
Lemon-Limeinism

>>73718487
she's just some second rate model though

>>73718532
stretching pretty far there

>>73718341
It's like the Bank of England ruffling the hair of the lesser-nations tbqh.

>>73718477

left one looks like PJW with a wig

>>73718437
my mate met her at a summer music camp so i'm mutual friends with her on the 'book

>>73718532
Difference is, this isn't as rampant as black-on-black violence

>>73718437
cause she's fucking amazing. who is she?

>>73718532
yeah except not one media outlet says that when blacks chimp out

Are people in the SAS even that hard?

Reckon I could give one a run for their money in a fight.

if i ever go down to high wycombe i'm 100% visiting timmy and giving him the link to /brit/

>>73718590
medal's in the post

>>73718571
She's not a model

I haven't experienced a flicker of happiness since 2008.

looking forward to my new coat arriving. it was very kind of mother dearest to buy it for me.

>>73718620
brits say this too? thought it was just a canadian thing

>>73718590
have you met her

just got my medal from the postman lads
thanks, its an honour

>>73718637
ah yes... the leaf that nabbed this saying yesterday

I parred you then and I'll par you now - fuck off

>>73718637
yea
what do you want? A _____

>cookie
>coconut
>medal

>>73718532
Weird, considering even the pictures of the white people throwing up nazi salutes had black people supporting them.

>>73718613
They have will power, not super strength. Its the ability to keep going when your brain and mind and begging you, screaming at you to stop.

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ffs lads getting a bit misty eyed

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>>73718603
the epic boobs girl of this age

>>73718651
i'm halfway there at least

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Glad Doctor Who isn't a paki this time, lads. Or a bird.

>>73718724
:(

>>73718437
She was a 14 year old with big chebs and 4chan is nonce.

>>73718726
>the epic boobs girl

>>>/b/

>>73718697
I'm actually so devasted the Nazi salute is taboo. Thats a fucking call salute, like you could just greet your friends with it or say hello to the bus driver. You'd look like a right bellend putting your hand up to your head with the traditional salute :(

>>73718724
RIP in pieces sweet prince. ;_;

If I add someone on snapchat the only things they can see about me are my stories, my username and the fake name I gave for snapchat, right?

I haven't allowed phone contacts

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annoying dickhead cunt

>>73718730
Except now the doctor's mate is a gay tranny.

used to unironically browse /b/. regret it.

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>>73718120
animeism

>>73718764
I put my hand into a two fingered gun shape and salute from my temple like that. Probably looks massively autistic but it's something that's stuck.

>>73718724
One less nigger to worry about. Fuck him I hope Steve kills more

>>73718785
You are the only guy that has problem with it. Its blind hatred akin to the kind racist people posses. Dont you realise how stupid it is to be annoyed because someone is using a feature that's available? You are /b/ tier trash ,mate.

>>73718843
>Probably looks massively autistic
yep

>>73718843
isn't that the scout salute?

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>>73718491
Irish and Swedish girl. Evidence we are one people.

>>73718879
here lad, ask me if i care

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reminder lads

dont reply to them either

i filter every trip on sight, don't care who it is

>>73718730
theres been no confirmation you mong

>>73718893
nah

>>73718887
do i look like a bender how the fuck would i know what a fucking scout does fuck sake

>>73718875
well tbf tripfags are really fucking annoying mate

>>73718875
Long time no see, Paul.

dont understand why you'd use a trip in brit one bit

>filtering tripfags is like racism
screaming

>>73718946
>do i look like a bender
>I put my hand into a two fingered gun shape and salute from my temple like that

answered your own question there pal

>>73718936
fucking ask me

>>73718950
I s'pose if they crave attention n sheit. I'm just here cus it's comfy and Im learning German.

>embiggen

stupid word

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Thinking about this.

what phone deal are you all on lads

>>73719039
*makes you go more bigly*

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ah yes the quality tripfag posts, people who filter them really are missing out

>>73719039
It's a perfectly cromulent word

>>73718997
put my hand into a two fingered gun shape and then start blastin yer ma's vag with it and she starts complaining because it's not enough so i just call her a slag and then she sucks my willy and then i cum and then she goes "really hate how much of a wee FRUIT my son is" and then i go "aye but sure at least you get fingered by me so it's ok" and she goes "yeah it is"

Tim's off his rocker, if he doesn't get hot water soon he'll probably start going round houses asking around greased up in bio-oil

>>73719039
my willy is embiggened lol

MOVE LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR THREE

>>73719097
trying too hard to be funny mate

>>73718912
why do you runts get so arseblasted over tripfags? as long as they're not cunts like that tranny let them be

>>73719058
He's right presidential systems are garbage

feel like shit

going to chug half a litre of beer and see if it helps

I just want her baaaack yeah

>>73719149
yer ma said that once but i couldn't hear her because she was being choked by a dick

>>73718916
this, it's the only way to live

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>>73719100
Ah, he looks fine.

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>>73719160
>half a litre

Fucking runt

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>>73719058
authoritarian collectivism is the best system

>>73719150
/brit/ is not for ego cunts

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Indians are our Indo-European brethren.

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might do a cheeky roll

>>73719191
again mate, trying too hard, dial it back a bit

>>73719203

wish someone would put this spacker out his misery. sick of seeing his ugly mug on /brit/.

>gusset

lovely word

>>73719210
you wouldn't last a day in an authoritarian collective
worm

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https://youtu.be/ndiE2eTgmXM?t=36m12s

recently discovered this rocky dubsteppy techno stuff and i rather like it haha

>mum wants me to jump on the 'perty 'dder asap

Good idea?

>>73719203
He's definitely in a downward spiral, one more altercation with the dentist and he's done for.

>>73719204
it's a 500ml bottle and I'm going to drink it

what do you want from me? fuck off! fuck OFF

>>73719234
>stop bullying me about my whore ma
no

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a distinct lack of a certain starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial nightshade Solanum tuberosum?

what the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOsOwKjlARI

>>73719268
>jump on the ladder

literally impossible unless you're rich

it's not like young people are sat around with 100k to buy a house but just choose not to

>Alex Jones admits he doesn't actually believe his conspiracy thories
>spent months harassing the parents of the sandy hook children

wow

>>73719276
he doesn't live in the flat spracklen house dukes place marlow sl7 2qh his rented flat since july 2013 until september 2016 anymore you weapon

>>73719250
I'm all for slags but once the arse cheeks start coming out of the bottom of the shorts I find it a bit grim tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwZhFUZFGGE
wow... powerful video. people here need to watch this

>>73719307
blast from the past, pretty sure ivy is still in hiding

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>>73719295
i discovered that raw potatoes are poisonous and it made me rethink the potato famine. did they die of starvation or because they were forced to eat raw/rotten potatoes?

>>73719291
you still going on? take a day off mate you've got school tomorrow

>>73719317
fair, didn't know that but if you call me a weapon again there will be trouble

don't understand the idea of 'tripfagging', why some anons do it, why its so controvesial and, if I'm honest, exactly what a tripcode even is

have never bothered to ask until now either cause I don't really care, but decided I might as well now

>>73719268
not possible anymore for the average person.

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>>73719350
starvation, the blight got the potatoes

>>73719383
>school
>open during easter week
state of you

>>73719308

some mid twenties cunt i know has three properties, 2 he rents out and one he lives in. he also drives a newish audi. He works as a carpenter or something like that. Doesn't add up.

very sad and can't think of anything that would cheer me up

hmmmmmm

>>73719350
because of starvation OBVIOUSLY you fucking braindead Yank

>>73719333
He doesn't look white

>>73719307
chrischan was always a freak

>>73719423
he was handed it to him.

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Want a gf like this.

anyone found aisha's new twitter ?

>>73719423
I dunno lad, there was a very successful carpenter around 2000 years ago

>>73719285
*stands on the street, hood up, next to the corner shop, whilst you walk along the dimly lit pavement*

Fuckin' nonce can't even get pissed right!

*you go home still frightened*

>>73719413
wouldn't know that because

a. I'm not a child
b. I'm not a nonce
c. I'm not a PE teacher

whereas you are clearly one of these three, my money is on a combo between b & c

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no

Might get off the property ladder desu.

>>73719315
>alex jones is just a character
wasn't this like, really, obvious from the start? he seemed like a caricature. i hope people didn't take him seriously.

Can't wait until my parents die and I get a couple hundred grand showered on me

>>73719410
>>73719308
The idea would be to buy a place
Rent it out to pay off the mortgage
And sell it one it when it appreciates

Interested in Anglish (English with just Germanic words) being widely spoken.

property ladder? mate I'm on the property elevator

you runts are barely on the property stannah stairlift

>>73719513
lend us a tenner when it happens then lad

>>73719483
>i wouldn't know when school holidays are
imagine being you and not even having memory lmao

is that a technique you've developed to block out the images of your ma being slammed from all angles by stranger dick? LMAO

>>73719097
what a fucking terrible post don't ever post in /brit/ again

>>73719540
FOY

ah yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJLBHJq9yHM

>>73719540
i'm on the property kerb (i live on the pavement)

>>73719517
>Rent it out to pay off the mortgage

see you in 60 years xx

>>73719560
>triggered about his slag ma and going back to pretend he's a different person
lmao

The US is now like Weimar Germany
https://youtu.be/9qKCl9NL1Cg

>>73719540
Alri deano

>>73719454
why would you want to be amish

you couldn't live that life

>>73719549
laughing at your own "jokes" again?

school holidays aren't something you need to remember when you're 22 mate, I understand how knowing the movements of children is something useful in your... 'line of work' though

>>73719462
Underated

>>73719596
This is what i was telling the mother dearest

>>73719597
wrong

>>73719493
elrond could have heemed him right then and there but he didn't, and he blames humans for failing to destroy the ring, heh

>>73719618
>22 and trying to call other people children
L

M

A

O

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my hair when i realise i have to go back to work tomorrow

Birmingham is the youngest city in Europe

All the older white people done a runner

>>73718730
Is it going to be Kris Marshall. Fucking hilarious that it's another white male.

>>73719315
They took the piss out of him on the latest season of Homeland. Quite funny desu.

>>73719685
>has a job
FONT

>>73719675
yeah definitely more sad that a 22 year old is on a forum than a 48 year old like yourself

>isildur! cast the ring into the fire!
>...
>and your other ring?

I didn't know it was a school holiday either desu.

Probably changed them all around since I was a kid anyway.

>>73719655
>whiteknighting a stranger because of your shared upbringing
lmao slag ma

>>73719508
Surprised he admitted it desu, he's done a lot of horrible shit, at least if he was doing it in good faith that he actually believed in what he was doing you could understand it

He's literally just being a completely horrible cunt for money

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>>73719685
Work in a approx 12 hours

buy to let landlords make me angry

>>73719725
easter monday always is so probably not

>>73719728
fucking state of you mate just stop

>he's such a runtoid he has never, EVER had a job before

how does it feel to be a literal child

>>73719350
Are Americans genetically predisposed towards being conspiracy theorists?

>>73719720
>YOU'RE A CHILD GO BACK TO SCHOOL
>YOU'RE AN OLD MAN GO BACK TO THE OLD FOLKS HOME
state of you lmao

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>tfw just want a small cheap flat to myself on the outskirts of the city close enough to work but keep getting outbid or getting obviously screwed over by the estate agents trying to fleece me everytime I find one I want

sex to let landlords make me horny

>>73719456
Jeffbuckleytbh

>>73719737
my shift begins at 12 tomorrow so at least there's that

>>73719735
You realise he's lying now so that he can get custody of his child, right?

>>73719795
welcome to (((capitalism)))

>>73719777
and there we have it, you've finally run out of arguments

thanks for playing

asked the weedman if he had a draw and he was acting very strange and said he will do in 20 mins and to phone back

think he may have been shagging a bird

>thinks he's old
>isn't even at least 27

haha runtie scruntoids

>>73719807
sent a request

>>73719826
So he does believe all that stuff?

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So called North Wales and Anglesey

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CHOON

>>73719806
>sex to let landlords
Where the fuck can I find these kinds of listings?

I want to move out and have a super high sex drive and will fuck anything that moves.

>>73719795
Blame Thatcher for right to buy.

>>73719830
>does nothing but screech ad hom the entire time
>can't even decide what insult to use
>HAHA UR OUT OF ARGUMENTS
lmao

>>73719763
>repeating my words back at me and STILl crying about your ma being a whore
LMAO

>>73719826
Seems a bit shortsighted.

Surely he's going to be confronted with it constantly now and he'll have to agree that he's a fake in order to not perjure himself.

>>73719743
Hate current home owners with such a passion

>single old people living in family homes
>home owners blocking new developments to protect their property price hikes
>buy to let
>runtoids becoming wealthy thru right2buy or buying in early
>the general smugness of their comfy lives in comparison to mine

>>73719767
by "forced" i only meant because there was nothing else to eat except rotten or raw potatoes

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>>73719857
>tfw 31 now

>>73719795
can I sleep on your sofa when I move to Dublin?

>>73719735
>He's literally just being a completely horrible cunt for money
welcome to the american capitalist mindset my man

>>73719883
*gives the hole a sniff*

>>73719870
>no curve

brain status: overdrive

>>73719252
longer than you

>>73719827
You cant blame capitalism so much as globalism, immigration and baby-boomers

>>73719859
Think you have to be a commie/feminist/Catholic

>>73719806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65oS6BYEfr0

>>73719883
what is that

got called a plonking billygoat in greggs

>>73719869
Yes. Because it's the truth.

holding off onmy gimmicks until the next thread

Watching 'When Harry Met Sally'

it's p great ngl

#lad #cheekylad

absolutely destroyed that school holiday runtoid

I imagine his remains resemble the atomised shadows of the victims of Hiroshima and Nagasaki

>>73719870
Not high-res enough for me

>>73719944
End of a French Horn.

love going into clubs with the gf and snogging her and lads pat me on the back thinking I've pulled haha

>>73719935
3/3

>>73719907
Na, it's just youtube prankster tactics. You claim it's real until the law comes knocking, then you claim it's fake. They can't prove it's real and so you're sorted.

so tired all the time
idk what to do

>>73719916
Can't imagine it paid very well until recently, couldn't he have just got a normal job

>>73720011
go to sleep

>>73720011
go to bed

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>>73719883

>>73719975
I'm not him but you didn't

It's literally Easter weekend so OBVIOUSLY it's the school holidays

>>73719983
does it cure phimosis

>when you get so utterly BTFO by your ma being a whore and someone pointing this out to you that you stop quoting the person so you can try to sneak in the last word so you "win" even though your ma's still a whore

>there are people in this thread, at this very moment, who over 23 years old
Fuck off gramps

>>73720035
no it makes a noise when you blow into it

>>73719989
Lmao happened to me the other night

Bunch of lads started chanting and shit

>>73719952
kek

Is he a flat earther?

>I'm not him but

ah yes

>>73720019
>>73720021
tried this
didn't help

>>73720011
get some good rest

wake up, eat well, exercise, go from there

can i overdose on lemsip

>>73720054
>wasting the best years of your life here
haha state of you

>>73720017
i'd imagine he started getting loads of donation bux when the election properly kicked off with trump and hillary.

>>73719883
imagine placing some kind of venomous insect in there

>>73720060
No. Alex Jones has actually broken into those secret bilderberg style meetings before. He's seen it first hand.

>>73720023
absolute favourite pepe

>>73720069
[spoiler]drugs[/spoiler]

>>73720067
He literally made an autistic post 2 posts below mine so fuck off

>>73719883
is this a phimocure ring??

>>73720058
They sound like a bunch of virgins

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livin la vida /brit/

>>73720043
>hes a taig
i know who you are watch your back

>>73720127
need a tissue mate? dry your eyes

>>73720069
take lsd

>>73720153
ask me if i give a fuck

>>73720142
the word is lyca

>>73720067
nah he seems hostile and scottish (bit redundant) so I doubt it's him, i stopped replying to him too

gf has applied to work in a bar and I hope she doesn't get the job because there'd be billions of drunk normie deanos trying to chat her up every evening