/brit/

sex

imagine being autistic and crying over other peoples taste in pizza

>>73678670
One that can't feed a family of 4!

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Could go for a gf

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emily

My ancestors where weird inbreds who lived on a farm on the moors.

>people who don't make eye contact

Can you even call yourself a man if you can't maintain eye contact when someone is speaking with you.

Pisses me off when I'm talking with someone and they won't even look at me.

LOOK AT ME YOU CUNT, I'M SPEAKING WITH YOU!

>>73678738
no need to imagine it lad. people who put anchovies and/or olives on pizza need to be put down.

THANKS TO PREMIERE GORBACHEV, WE CAN EAT PIZZA AT PIZZA HUT!

@the icelad in the old thread

>molly

FOY

> /int/ is obsessed with a country as irrelevant as Canada
How did this happen?????

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who was in the wrong here

>>73678801
but anchovies and olives taste nice
you're the one who doesn't have a refined pallet

>>73678787
Same
My parents are cousins
Not even joking

*pulls out the banjo and begins strumming away*
Goodbye Dick, goodbye Dick

I really can't believe you're gone
But I saw you walk across the White House lawn!

Goodbye Dick, Goodbye Dick.

*continues strumming and readjusts the banjo*
*throws my head back*

Goodbye Rosemary, goodbye Rosemary!
I saw you take you typewriter out that whitehouse door, I don't wanna see you type here anymore!

Goodbye Rosemary, goodbye Rosemary

*strums a few more bars and then puts the banjo down*
Just a little tune, just a little tune.

be here for a couple more hours

>>73678811
He's a bad lad. He does drugs and doesn't abide by the law

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>>73678760
Get a fast vehicle instead

Far more thrilling and reliable

It's a shame we've done nothing but spit on the graves of our ancestors since the 60s, eh? Destroying everything they ever achieved in less than a century. Hate being alive.

>>73678797
I only make eye contact with women.

"Eat crow" is an offensive phrase, because they actually do eat crows in the Haitian hinterland, and it's part of their culture. There is nothing shameful about Haitian Creole culture.

>>73678827
>american education
>BLACK american education

and i thought rednecks were bad.

Used to hate America but as I've aged a bit actually like it and realised the world would be awful without it

>>73678797
fuck you I'm shy and i feel awkward when i look at people for too long. what am i supposed to do? just stare at you for the entire time you're speaking? no, i'm going to look at my feet and at the sky at different intervals.

>>73678811
free drugs are free drugs
>some girl was threatening to brake every bone in my body if I broke her friends heart

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was Tim right about the dentist all along?

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22vinay%20belur%22&src=typd

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your move

>>73678866
Should've let us win the war

>>73678865
oi how much did your gaff cost in Ethiopia mate

>>73678866
*flops my semi-hard cock onto your desk*
*THUD-d-d-d*
suck this
*you gladly oblige*

>>73678865
*police find my brain in 4 pieces splattered across the road*

>>73678865
Cool bike. Yours? Guessing so from the filename

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>pineapple on pizza

im a barbie girl

>>73678884

Too pretty to be smoking

>>73678864
and i was a fucking autist like a year ago
fyrir einu ári var ég einn að fokking fróa mér
er nú með gellu sem fær ekki nóg af mér

>>73678866
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

>>73678689

you alright la?

poo poo poo poo
brap brap brap brap
poo brap poo brap

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>>73678903

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>>73678900

>>73678915
My ancestors didn't fight in your war.

>>73678884
should wash her hair

>>73678865
mum says she'll kick me out if I get a motorbike because my dad almost died/permanently put his back out on 2 separate occasions on his

>>73678797
I purposely look at people for as long as possible without blinking to try and intimidate them

>>73678853
I didn't know you had moors in Germany desu.

>canadians invented hawaiian pizza

wtf i love canada now

>>73678982
Not European eh? Thought so.

>>73678963
you're the manlet?

>>73678966
That's the thing. Britain are the Imperials. And the last of Stormcloaks died before 1930.

>>73679032
No, that's me

people who like pineapple on pizza are the strongest race

>>73679008
Does it ever work? I'd imagine most people just think you're a twat.

>>73678918
Costs $8k in Dubai where I bought it but ended up being about $16k with taxes and import related costs

>>73678940
Ye

>>73679007
Park it down the road. It'll change your life.

>>73678866

double double digits, nice

Yeah its sad and a shame but at least we were born in time to see the last few scraps, but if you are like me and believe history is cyclical then it shall come about again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM&t=316s&list=LLvLkZne3hzeLNiXc1JBcJkQ&index=1

>>73679011
Oh we have. Lots of them even. Some of the most enjoyable places in this country strangely

>>73679024
Irish, actually.

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>>73678979

>>73679051
whats up? still a neet?

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>>73678967
yeah mate

Hello, I just recently immigrated to this country, managed to find a job despite Brexit resistance and am now trying to find a friendly and supportive community. I don't drink, don't read, don't play vidya, don't watch TV, don't have any creative hobbies, don't like socializing, don't like doing things in general. I have never dated someone of the opposite sex. I am just 30 years young, almost. My daily activities include shopping, eating and occasionally browsing /pol/. Thank you for reading this and hope you would like to be my friend.

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>>73678979
gg

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>Canadian Sam Panopoulos claims that he created the first Hawaiian pizza at the Satellite Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario, Canada in 1962 while experimenting with pineapple and ham or bacon toppings;[4][5][6]

>Hawaiian was the most popular pizza in Australia in 1999, accounting for 15% of pizza sales,[1]

>a 2015 review of independent UK takeaways operating through Just Eat found the Hawaiian pizza to be the most commonly available.[2]

anglos were a mistake

>>73679103
lmao he was a neet?

>>73679091
Ah well. The eternal potato.

>>73679065
Yes you fucking manlet
Manager called me into his office last week to talk about a "promotion", I stared into his eyes and after 2 minutes he just told me to go back to my job

if you don't treat people who think they're above you properly you'll end up being trodden all over

>>73679110
how

>>73679074
I don't want it to be cyclical. I want it to be perpetual.

>>73679103
Yeah

>>73679011
merkel let in 2 million of them last year mate

>>73679110
dare i say, did that girl on the left SHART?

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NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

>>73679072
I meant your house mate

>>73679128
>panopoulos
>anglo

mate

>>73678797
sod off, it's uncomfortable

>>73679065
It does. You can figure a person out this way.

The more beta people will break eye contact but the stronger willed people will try to maintain eye contact.

icelet > icenonce

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tim looks like shit

>>73679174
Oh. Little over a million US to build including land.

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>>73679095

>>73679136
Just taking machinery classes and getting some money from online auctions

hey everyone, just got off reddit and now I'm going to be posting here! get used to me! haha hey

>>73679212
haha who's this? looks cool! upvote

>>73679177
but he did it in c*nada probably wouldn't have done it in greece

>>73679152
So do i, but people are fools and are facing cunning foes, Britain cannot be perpetual while Socialists, Globalists and cultural marxists are around undermining it

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Fuck drumpf and white people

>>73679220
what the fuck, how big is it? thought ethiopia was supposed to be cheap

>>73679220
FOB

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>>73679205
FASH

AAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HE'LL SAVE EVERYONE OF US

>>73679220
WTF

>>73679065
This as well.

if someone of power is speaking with you and you keep looking away they know you're a weaker minded person who will be easy to intimidate and abuse whereas if you maintain eye contact you will be seen as stronger and more respected which means they have much less chance of picking on you in the future.

>>73679243
hahaha was there a SHART IN THE MART? XXDFFFFFDDDD putting this straight on reddit fucking hell

>>73679189
I would ask your what your problem was desu.

need a gibi gf lads

>>73679271
>that fella with the golden locks just laying into everyone
christ

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>Anti-fascists are the REAL fascists

>>73679212
I think his boiler breaking has sent him into a downward spiral. Wouldn't surprise me if he's up all night because he's terrified of it going on fire or something.

>>73679316
>fella

>>73679297
fuck off namefag im the real brew maker here.

Just bashed the fash

>>73679259
500 sqm. 4 floors.

fascists are the REAL anti-fascists

>>73679318
they aren't but they're still cunts
>>73679332
FUCK
OFF
YANK

anyone watching simon reeves in columbia on bbc2?

>>73679316
That's Ric Flair AKA The Golden One AKA Fash Gordon

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Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe.

If I've got bio-bio oil on my face, you'll have to learn to live with that. Ok. I've put bio-o- I've just washed and I put bio-oil on my face. You're gonna have to learn to live with that. If my hai- If my hair looks like crap, it's because I haven't had my- I haven't had any hot water since 8:00 yesterday evening. That's over 24 hours. Haven't-haven't had any hot water. I sti- I still haven't had a bath for 24 hours because this bloody landlord won't fix my heating. He won't fix my hot water. Apparently he's happy that this plumber came around. Plumber's mate. I was told a plumber's- the landlord told me the plumber's mate would come around. The plumber's mate apparently came around (if that really was the plumber's mate) and did this half-arsed repair where he's dangled a bit of cloth over there that's supposed to stop water leaking on this electrisical thing here and to stop the place blowing up or burning down. If I turn it- if I try- if I turn the hot tap on- I turned the hot tap on about a few minutes ago, this went out and all the and the lights in here went out because this bloody doesn't work and it still and now I haven't got any hot water still haven't got any hot water. So I'm pissed off, ok? I'm allowed to be pissed off, I'm pissed off. Brian Slayers is out there, he's pissed off as well. Thanks Brian. We go out that way.

You know where I am. I'm in my rented flat in High Wycombe. It's the 15th of April, 2017. I'm pissed off.

> someone is trying to impersonate me
how droll
I'm sure the people of /brit/ will be able to recognise me for who I truly am, going by my personality alone

>>73679379
sheena?

someone post that nazis watch out pic

always makes me howl

>>73679379
>people are paid to put their willy in her mouth and bumhole
mad

>>73679379
Wonder which retarded middle aged man had the idea to call the company Evilangel

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>>73679373
FOK

>>73679362
oh right - so are you from the US or what? where'd you get the sort of wonga to fund that?

>tim expects andrei polyoski to come and fix his boiler on fucking easter sunday

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>why yes, if you dont share my exact beliefs you are a facist, and i am ANTI-facist, prepare for fisticuffs CIS scum

>>73679388
No
Watching Archer

>>73679400
well tbf i have extra flags so im at least distinguishable for those with it too.

have stage iv cancer and my family won't believe me

>>73679211
thanks

Hating Hawaiian pizza is a sure sign of being an oversocialised runt with a calcified pineal gland

>>73679379
too big

klakinn is the best ice poster

>>73679466
You are the Icenonce though

>Syrian president’s British-born wife Asma al-Assad faces calls to be stripped of her UK citizenship

urm, no sweetie that's not how it works :)

>>73679398
this is a great post

stop spamming the thread

I'm off the dope smoke
Feel like Han Solo
Big body Benz
Riding solo, hoes in my dojo

>>73679465
wtf I love conservatives now

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>>73679212
really makes one think

>>73679429
>Martin Luther was bad
He gave us a new Christianity that was better in every way
You were just too gay for it honestly

>>73679427
really not attracted to women who have heavy make-up faces like this

just doesn't look natural

>>73679465
bloody great poster Tbh

>>73679398

WHY DOES HE OUT BIO OIL ON HIS FACE

>>73679543
same 2bh

anyone want a brew

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would you?

>>73679551
putting this on reddit Xd

>>73679271
mos

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>>73679271

>>73679569
yep

>english """""""""""brew""""""""""

>>73679457
brainlet

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>>73679535
ah yes because all of the war that resulted from it was definitely worth it
FOK

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>>73679533
that's not tim
stop posting this

>>73679551
wait, you don't slather your face in bio-oil?
uh...
*eyes dart across the room to something more interesting*
yeah.. i gotta go...

>>73679569
White is right, m8

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>>73679271
>>73679316
>>73679393

>>73679559
What kind?

gonna have to stop namefagging cause of bullies lads.

>>73679588
BRUH where the rest of this nikka tho *crying emoji*

stop copying my name you fucking autists

listening to ed sheeran again lads

think of all those tiny corpses, lying naked in the tundra, buried under snow, frozen cum dribbling out of their pale, barely-developed little fannies.

How can we stop Icenonce before he strikes again?

>>73679588

The funny thing he is was LITERALLY an American solider lmao

>>73679373
it was
our only mistake was not slaughtering every nazi

Lamb time, lads. Can't fathom why some of you were eating pizza

>>73679569
Did Lucy come?

>>73679464
cancerwanker loves his cancer

>>73679593
Not even

what's the name for those small size fags where the filter bit is the same colour as the rest of the fag? If i smoke a full kingsize i get light headed

doing a brew

a claim about the similarity between male and female hands made by a virgin?

>>73679535
I dunno, encouraging more people to read the bible didn't really work out too well desu.

>>73679594
I said already you were too gay for it,that's why there was a war
We honestly were always trying to make Europe a better place,and you were always the ones going all "NUUUUUUUUUU FUCK KRAUTS" and kept us from doing it. Always.

>dad thinks i'm gay because i shagged another lad
He's so behind the times it's laughable.

sucking a willy ahah

>>73679641

Dive is unironically a good song

>>73679512
thanks, transcribed it myself

feels good being a proud citizen of the most entertaining nation on earth

>>73679686
>>73679693
bit gay

love how /brit/ annihilates reddit namefags and tripcunts

it's like watching the immune system at work (if that were possible haha)

truly fascinating, truly awe inspiring

>>73679686
bender

>>73679658
vogue? alri u poof

post Tinder profiles

I need a laugh/ cry

>>73679678
you should have invaded poland in the middle of peace talks

>>73679658
twinks?

>>73679569
Yup, without a fucking doubt.

If it moves, fuck it, if it doesn't move, fuck it until it moves.

>>73679465
it's the sun wot won it

looked up what the fuck bio-oil is
apparently its for stretch marks? not working too well on tim is it

alri lads?

>>73679737
And you should've just sided with us mate
We liked you,we always did
We offered you several peace deals that you just kept refusing

the richest person in this thread is a literal fucking African

>>73679658
poofs out

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>>73679734

>>73679758
Tim is 70 years old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e0u11rgd9Q

*adjusts fringe*
*straightens fred perry polo*
*laces up vans*
*picks up Tesco bags with 6 red stripes in*

MUM

MUUUUUM

CAN YOU GIVE US A LIFT TO THE STATION

oxtail soup is shite

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>>73679734

>>73679758
it's just for having a better skin overall, it heals every problem I think
but yeah it doesn't seem to be working on tim. maybe he puts too much of it or doesn't rub it enough so it can enter the pores

>>73679778
ME WANT SNU SNU

>>73679776
Jeff Bezos?

>>73679800
Red stripe comes in 4 packs.

*dances amongst you like a shadow on a moonlight night*
*whispers in your ear*
boo!
*skips away*
I am the runtmaster
the runtmaster is I
I am the string puller
I make your life seem fuller!
by simply following the demands of mine
*piano fades out*

>>73679732
>>73679738
>>73679777
alright lads cigarettes i clearly did not mean gay men

>>73679809
fuck off

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>>73678644
Thinking of having a cheeky wank lads, or I could eat a kebab and watch netflix.

>>73679220
You could've got a lovely 1 bedroom flat in London for that

... Half assed supposed 'plumbers' repair did not work ... I have no hot water since 14 April 2017 20:00 and explain interactions with my landlord ... the wiring is now unsafe ... apparently it won't be fixed until the coming Wednesday at the earliest ... I think legally the landlord Sam Lehup needs to fix this ...

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>>73679815
HOWLING

>>73679596
how in the absolute fuck did even you find this?

genuinely impressed ngl

how can tim function at all? I can't imagine he can deal with problems like the boiler breaking. who provides for his flat?

>>73679800
what an absolutely reddit video

>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_UK_locations_with_large_ethnic_minority_populations

>pakis are only 3% of london's population
wew

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>Did Lucy come?
>Did Lucy ever come?

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hi guys tim here

>>73679815
could tell it was a man from the thumbnail, dire

>>73679694
he's put out many a good song let's be honest here matey

>>73679844
you've clearly never been to an offy, fuck off you little underaged mongo

>>73679872
internet skills

>>73679877
where does he get the money for things anyways?
Tim is such a massive runt, I hope he dies somehow

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>>73679778
FUCKING SMASH IT

>>73679859
>netflix
FOY

Still can't believe I was so close to becoming a normie and I fucking blew it. Wish I was never alive.

>>73679815
Look, i don't mind gays. That's all good by me, but if you were born with a cock and start taking hormones and wearing womens clothes and stating you're a woman that is called a mental illness.

Seriously want to break this cunts jaw.

>memes are life senpai

Want to kill this waster

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>>73679893

business idea:start a patreon page for tim
sneaky idea:take the funds for myself

MAAAAAAAXX

> tim is such a massive runt
fighting words, coming from the Canadian corner on this evening

>>73679877
He got a big inheritance

>>73679859
>giving money to pakis

>>73679923
he used to work in IT for 20 years before deciding to become an actor

>>73679908
Feel free to prove me wrong.

>>73679944
>I don't mind gays
benders out

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TIM ARE YOU ALRIGHT

>>73679951
pretty sure that's fraud

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Tim accidentally showed a little bit of his search history once on one of his videos, I paused it and it was all the names of celebrities with 'Jewish' after them

like "lindsay lohan jewish"

>>73679885
London is actually diverse, there's shitskins from every corner of the planet

Whereas in brum and the north, the minorities are nearly exclusively from the kashmir region on the pakistan/india border

Fucking stupid pizza cunt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU

>>73679933
all went downhill for me after primary school

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>>73679885
>Bradford - 106,614 (20.4%)

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why do they do this to their ears?

>>73679998
show pic

If you haven't opened your third eye yet and engaged in the psychic medium you are beyond saving

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>>73679950
>>73680020
please stop posting sweaty tims

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>>73679982

what's the fucking point of this willy if it's not going into a fucking pussy eh? hmm, eh? I ask you

>>73679944
that is the image of a person who has been utterly consumed by the tidal forces of the internet.

>>73680021
because vapid people follow the latest fashion trends with no regard for their future self

>>73679998
creasing

>>73680018
stop using gun fingers for your moist choons

>>73680021
they want the "don't hire me" look

it's very trendy these days

Ah yes, margherita pizza. Hot topic! Might need to roll by Tesco

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>>73679998
need proof of this before I commence howling

>>73680021
i do something similar to my arsehole

>>73679982
like I said, you've clearly never been in an offy or you'd know if you want 6 cans it's standard procedure to tip two out of a 4 pack

fucking twat

(oh and by the way, red stripe bottles come in 6 packs - not that it's relevant but you can suck a fart out my arse either way)

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>>73679969
>it's an "I only eat eel pie and bangers" anon

>>73680040
spent a year off my face on LSD, third was open enough to accept entire galaxies in a moment

was it worth it? yes
did I learn anything? only a little
is my third eye open and do I miss it? no and no

>>73679815
he looks like he's been forced to do this
but mentally
in his head

must be the marxist brain virus

new top gear is awfully forced

the fat yank literally has no idea what is happening either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS4D6F_vl40

just sit back and let the song take over

>>73679998
stop posting this, this never happened fuck off

hello my friends

>>73680077
have a fucking word with yourself you absolute wet wipe

>>73680144
much better than grand tour

>>73680144
Yes I do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ABNEjPxWEg

*pulls spray on skinny jeans with the crotch half way to the knee*
*adjusts my fringe to the left*
*puts on superhero themed tshirt from primark*
*adjusts topman cardigan*
lads.... let's go

>>73680057
writing your name in the snow

English one or the Russian one but man pulled up in a German one

>>73680102
Why would you concoct such a bizarre lie?

>>73680170
alri'

>>73680119
No no,you see,you're doing it wrong. Drugs (or as I call them: Consciousness enhancing thingies)are only a part of it.

>>73680170
alri

>>73680170
not your friend you fucking loner

>>73680007
>Whereas in brum and the north, the minorities are nearly exclusively from the kashmir region on the pakistan/india border
You literally have no clue what you're talking about, Rachid.

popping the 2nd carlsberg can of the evening

> wet wipe
> breadbin
not allowed to use these insults unless yo uare me

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BASH

absolutely destroyed the posting career of that Red Stripe runtoid

eviscerated him off the face of the planet. Highly doubt his remains will come crawling back with a mealy-mouthed response to the MOAB of a post I deployed on him without a moment's hesitation

I don't think Tim has any hot water, lads

won't do what this breadbin says, im my own man

>>73680216
>Rachid
fuck of frog

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>>73680217
I'm on the cider and whiskey

>>73680204
what tune is this from again

the red lion.

>>73680241
see
>>73680050

>pakis are only 3% of london's population
>Asian or Asian British - 18.49%

Ah yes, lies.

>>73680226
alright you paint brush

*sits down to watch the darts*
*drinks warm carlsberg*

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Bet akaris panties smell like pee and strawberry lads

>>73680216
I live in brum you nonce, our shitskins aren't very diverse desu

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>>73680237
>resorting to violence

>>73680226
end yourself posthaste you insolent tadpole

>>73680258
I don't think you have any hot blood, lad
*you keel over, ice seeping through your arterioles*
hmm..
*kicks your corpse gently*
heh

>>73680273
I'm >>73680102 you spacker

>>73680020
oh fuck off you racist

>>73680226
>yo uare
fucking spoon

>>73680266
Fuck of paki

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>>73680298
This yours?

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would just like to extend my belated gratitude to the anon who linked the natalie austin imgur in the previous thread

may allah always be with you, brother

FASH

[aah - haaa!]

SAVOIR OF THE UNIVERSE

Just been to Tesco lads, picked up six cans of red stripe and a cheese and tomato pizza.

Today in Christory, in 2009, pictures of Chis wearing diapers, video of Chris speaking himself, a video of Chris in his shower, and a video of Chris drinking his own Navy are leaked onto the internet by Clyde Cash.

>>73680226
done both today and SHAN'T be stopping you fucking glade wisp

>>73680289
please note that I meant "paki" in its strictest sense

I smoke weed cuz fuck it what's better to do?
And I'm a never give a fuck - cuz I'm better than you

>all these people trying too hard to be funny
What happened to /brit/?

If you weren't in /brit/ during it's peak (2014)
Just fuck off

>>73679950
fucking state of him HAHA

>>73680339
uhhh.... *makes a strange V sign with 4 of my 5 fingers*
fuck off commander spork!!!?? lmao

>>73680356
i had a browse it was fucking terrible off yourself

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>>73680208
>>73680214
Hows it going ?

>>73680215
OK :(

will one of you poofters make a new thread already

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>>73680307
Ah yes, a clueless shit-talking paki

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Birmingham#Ethnicity

>>73680127
it's not uncommon for e-mistresses to make their subs do this kinda stuff

that's my TJ made a video of him putting a banana in his arse

>>73680363
I believe the term is 'margherita'

>>73680379
can't remember if I was

I know I've spent at east two new years here but I'm hazy about whether there was a third or evena fourth

>>73680196
*texts you on my Walkman w810i*
>oi mate what time you getting to Dave's? Carly's asking after you
*turns off the light in Dave's lounge and puts on Dancin' In The Moonlight*

Oxford students are literally red.dit

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>yehaw
>wahey

>>73680374
You mean in the terms that literally no one on here actually uses?

>>73680411
Don't care, guarantee you've never walked down alum rock road

>>73680470

>>73680470

>>73680470

nu

reminded of that time in rome where politics broke down into armed street gangs fighting each other

>>73680298
always associate the darts with magners/bulmers as opposed to carling

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>>73680403
alri'.

You, mate?

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>>73680347
gone back to the way they were rolled in the old days 2bh

>>73680454
get fucked

>>73680480
>gets absolutely rekt by facts
>"hurr durr i don't care. ner ner nee ner ner"

>>73680478
think this needs to be updated to just yank politics 24/7

new
>>73680628
>>73680628
>>73680628

*does a big poo*
*doesn't wash hands*
*sniffs fingers*

ah yes, stir fry

>>73679144
Wait... so you stared him out but got nae promotion?

>>73680641
>>73680488
hmm