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mysterious toad edition
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sex
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Durham
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christ on a stick, what a mug
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ah no not liking this runny nose gimmick one bit, it has overstayed it's welcome
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anime
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does the queen celebrate easter?
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what is this facial expression trying to convey?
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>>73675906
christ alive those lips
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Anyone ever had the wet hamburgers in istanbul?

God tier
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is this a family friendly thread?
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>really feel like vomiting
>family is all over for Easter so if I do they will instantly be all on my case for it prodding me and asking what's wrong
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>>73675906
I'm not one to call someone ugly and can see the good things in people but this guy is fucking UGLY
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>>73675964
>ham
>turkey
hmm
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>>73675928
shes head of the church of england so yeah
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>>73675925
KAREN
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alri fellas
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>>73675970
oh yeh god forbid your family exhibit any love for you
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>>73675919
*feeds you 500mg diphenhydramine*
it's an antihistamine lad you'll clear up in no time
*spiders start filling your vision, webs unfurling from the corners of the room*
lad?
*you try the door, but the handle is slippery and covered with spider slime*
are you alright?
*you fall to your knees, a silent scream emptying your lungs as spiders fill them*


.... lad... LAD
*fade to black*
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might go to /tr/ and tell them to sort their fucking lives out
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p62RGv2IgGs

doing an add n to x
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>>73675989
>hamburgers
>ham
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>>73676019
I don't want to deal with their nagging and hounding me
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>>73675997
Any evidence? A picture, perhaps?
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>>73676037
let's all do this
gallipoli 2.0
but we win this time
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might go to Ireland and tell them to sort their fucking lives out

actually nah they're not worth the time haha
*flicks the ryanair ticket to dublin out the window and it gets torn to shreds by several vicious sparrows*
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hamburgers actually do not contain ham
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>>73676030
hmm, would 500mg be enough to knock out my 98kg frame?
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>>73676037
we need to resurrect Ataturk
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>British children's cartoons
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>>73676037
I've been in /tr/ having a laugh
Turkey really is a nation of subhuman churkas
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>>73676125
50mg would
500 would send you into spider land, as I just fucking described you fucking delinquent
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Dominos usually deliver in 23 mins but it's been 35 mins

awfully concerned
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>>73676136
not really a cartoon though is it
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NEED turkey out of business
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>>73676147

STATE of you lad
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>>73676182
bernard matthews did nothing wrong
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>>73676172
hope you used code STUDFREE at checkout for 2 for 1 large pizzas
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bum? poo? willy?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcBjm8pT2dY
>northerners
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>>73676093
those were some fucking determined sparrows
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Having a fag while this runt's cheese and tomato pizza cools down to the dark side of mercury

*flicks the stub into the gutter, exhales and looks at the camera*
cheese and tomato? who orders that? wronguns, that's who
*gazes into the distance as the camera slowly pans out and up*
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>>73676225
willy in pooey bum
mmhhhh yesssss
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PdvyallNvo choon
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>>73676249
Worst post I've ever read
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poo poo pee pee normies get away from me
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>>73676275
want to put your head in the microwave and give it a boost
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>>73676210
No I used pizza legend to get 30% off
could've got a bogof deal but I don't want two
>>73676249
going to batter you
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>>73676249
pound shop josie
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fuck everyone in this thread
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hmm
I watched this show called "Travelers" on netflix thinking was going to be about irish travelers
turns out it's a pretty good canadian sci fi show
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>>73676358
me first, pronto
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PIZZA IS HERE
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>>73676358
]: )
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bum bumbum
poopoo poo
willy willy
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my foofs are really stinky today lads
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DEAD INSIDE,
BUT I STILL SMILE
I GOT NINE LIVES
ON THE X FILES
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my easter message

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UktfPJwmv8
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*braps*
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who /ReallyShitDriver/ here

get beeped at multiple times whenever i'm out lmao
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;_;7
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shant ever be going to Turkey now that they've voted to become a theocracy.
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>Only about 8% of the world's money exists as physical money, the rest is on computers
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Any of you lads ever been to Turin? What's it like?
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>>73676475
WOKE
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>>73676475
So? Money is a means of exchange, nothing more
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>he orders delivery
>not Digiorno
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based
toppings runts utterly BTFO
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>>73676494
would love to shove half a gram of ket up your shitpipe and see how you play the bongos after that matey
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>>73676461
don't give a shit as long as it's cheap
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you
try to take the best of me
go away
you
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the gf
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>>73676475
not anymore...
*transfers 92% of global wealth to multiple offshores account*
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>>73676521
basic bitch pizza

top yourself cunt
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>>73676521
fat cunt
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>>73676521
doesnt that get boring really fast
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>>73676555
could probably take her out with one clout to the temple and then a couple of kicks to the snoot
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>>73676508
>Frozen pizza
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>why yes, i do order toppings on my pizza
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feed me (you)s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKx3MUqzCcQ

does it bollocks
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>guy at work
>insecure manlet
>bodybuilder
>always going on about all the birds he's fucked
>always goes on about if he was 2 stone lighter he'd be fighting the women off with a stick
>completely average looking, just muscular
>proper fanny magnet to hear him talk
>look at his wife
>she is so incredibly average
>mfw he tells me the story about how he once had 2 10/10 blondes on the go at the same time for the 20th time
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>>73676521
margherita is unironically underrrated as fuck
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>>73676526
why risk being mugged or murdered?
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>>73676548
..
>
3 !~~
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*abolishes money*
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>>73676617
good post
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>>73676521
cheese and sauce are toppings you contemptible little crustacean
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>>73676581
yeah and posting cara every thread is new and interesting you fuck twat
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>>73676621
> no basil
idiota giggle cream
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>>73676622
more chance of getting mugged or murdered in london than tourist areas in turkey
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>>73676621
don't see any basil on there
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73676612
no thanks you loli slut
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Going to get my hair cut tomorrow. What are good cuts to get girls? Was just going to get a basic inch on top and 4 on sides as I always do. At the moment I got about 3 inches of hair on top and quite a bit on the sides
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might get drunk and drive around customising cars in GTA V desu
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why does girl piss smell so much worse than guys
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>>73676620
>>bodybuilder
further proof gym goers are mongs
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>>73676612
here you go
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>>73676700
maybe she wasn't properly hydrated
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>>73676687
already doing the first bit
might join you with the other
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>>73676668
but you don't visit those areas of london do you
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>>73676676
>>73676658
Are you really trying to claim cheese and tomato pizza isn't called margherita in the UK?
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>>73676653
enjoy your greasy cardboard x
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VERY tired
drinking too much last night was a bad idea
had an utterly shit night and still feeling sick
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>>73676723
its true regardless of the girl
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>>73676681
go for something like pic related

>>73676700
what does it smell like?
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>>73676676
he's right here
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>>73676617
ah yes, the "northerners constantly having a chip on their shoulder" genre of film.
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>>73676612
need a kanna daughter
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>risk threads constantly on /pol/
>I create one and get banned for 3 days
????
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>>73676737
Where do you think I live? I don't live in central london
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>>73676700
pheremones
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>>73676738
Rejoiner: Are you trying to say that it is?
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>>73676781
'nce
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>>73676806
good post. fuck blacks, fuck their perpetual victim-complex and fuck the sad sacks of shit leftists constantly sucking their dicks.
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>>73676831
Yes, because it fucking is

you're obviously foreign if you don't know this. type in 'margherita' on tesco or wherever and it will come up with cheese and tomato pizzas with no basil
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>>73676770
>"barber, please add cheekbone and mandible to my face"
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the dinner
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>>73676782
Mods ban for random shit sometimes. I got a 3 day one the other month for talking shit about Japan.
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Need to become a human toilet for a qt girl.
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>>73676919
so long as you're not a fat cunt it looks fine on anyone
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*/cum/s all over /brit/*
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>>73675874
Janny's not going to like this one.
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>>73676811
tower hamlets
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mate told me last night he let his bird piss on him
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>>73676957
*farts on you*
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>>73675874
I believe I have unveiled who this nefarious individual is
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>>73676914
WRONG
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>>73676914
Not interested enough in this discussion to look up what tesco calls a margherita pizza. Why?

Because I am not a Tesco person.

Please, continue your tesco life, eating your tesco food, thinking your tesco opinions, living in your tesco house with your tesco job and your tesco job.

I operate on a higher level. A level that doesn't normally deign to respond to those below it. A level with basil on margaritas. Because thats what margaritas are, I am sorry to say.

Carry on, tesco boy. Carry on.
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>>73677031
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watching rick and morty
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Hey, look over there!!

*points to literally nothing*
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>>73676700
hormones and stuff
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this is the type of bullshit up with which i will not put
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cant believe americans clap when a flight reaches its destination
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>>73677073
Good lad
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How many eggs have you eaten today /brit/?

Had a few small Lindt ones myself
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>>73677121
none as of yet
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>>73677050
>clearly said tesco OR WHEREVER

cringing at this reddit spaced sperg out. In common parlance in the UK margherita = cheese and tomato pizza, now fuck off you foreign mong
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>Not interested enough in this discussion to look up what tesco calls a margherita pizza. Why?

>Because I am not a Tesco person.

>Please, continue your tesco life, eating your tesco food, thinking your tesco opinions, living in your tesco house with your tesco job and your tesco job.

>I operate on a higher level. A level that doesn't normally deign to respond to those below it. A level with basil on margaritas. Because thats what margaritas are, I am sorry to say.

>Carry on, tesco boy. Carry on.
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>>73677077
>list of Irish achievements
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>>73677080
Let's go Melenchon
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>>73677146
Tesco life, tesco brain.
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>>73677111
I was on a plane where these bitches started doing that and cheering. I thought the flight attendant was gonna tell them to shut the fuck.
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>>73677080
are Lassalle will win
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>>73677121
just one big one after easter tea.
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>>73677168
HOWLING
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>>73677080
>MacrON
>MélenchON
>HamON
>FillON
What did they mean by this
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>>73677121
I am currently indulging on a chocolate egg with utmost delight
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>>73677178
In common parlance in the UK margherita = cheese and tomato pizza, now fuck off you foreign mong
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>>73677226
Tesco boy
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>>73677177
Poutou and Arthaud are the legit communists. Mélenchon is more of a socialist
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got called a paki in the pub.
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cheese & tomato pizzas are clearly distinct to margheritas. what kind of fucking retard thinks they're the same?
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>>73677224
I got (You) this one too
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>>73677267
Paki, get the FUCK out!!!
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>>73677275
Tesco boy does.
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>>73677254
In common parlance in the UK margherita = cheese and tomato pizza, now fuck off you foreign mong.
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I like hawaiian pizzas

really don't understand it when normies complain about pineapple
I doubt they've even tried it
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>>73677080
>mlenchon
economically illiterate retard
>macron
german puppet
>fillon
complete mong
>Le pen
she-rorke
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>>73677275
Didn't even know about the whole basil thing until this thread
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>>73677275
The retard who thinks a cheese pizza is
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>>73677080
French Lenin, French Blair, French Thatcher and French Hitler
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4 beers in and just feel tired.

Why do people live alcohol so much?
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*gives you a happy slap as a joke but you fall over, hit your head and start convulsing so I run away*
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>>73677275
>>73677308
In common parlance in the UK margherita = cheese and tomato pizza. now fuck off you foreign mong
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>>73677281
Thanks. That is very nice of you
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need a 2d gf
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>>73677315
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, you are literally wrong.

Please, continue shopping at Tesco. Tesco is for you, and you are for Tesco.
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>>73677365
White genetics.
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>>73677365
>4 beers in
i fall asleep after 2.
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>>73677168
actually kek'd myself. touche, you cheeky bastard!
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>>73677388
>mac
haha
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>>73677321
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off to italy for one of their famous formaggio e pomodoro pizzas
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*doxes myself*
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>>73677322
>she-rorke
rorkette?
>>73677380
nice toad
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>muh margherita pizza is just cheese and tomato

ah yes you must frequent at paki takeaways then, yes?
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>>73677388
In common parlance in the UK margherita = cheese and tomato pizza. now fuck off you foreign mong.
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Imagine being such an uncultured council estate mongrel that you think a Margherita is cheese and tomato without basil, AND to defend your beliefs on the internet in front of dozens of people who are laughing straight in your face

fascinating
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>>73677436
Rather spooked mate.
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Are you a high test alpha or a low test beta?
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>>73677375
>>73677465
>>73677450
>>73677440
>>73677388
In common parlance in the UK margherita = cheese and tomato pizza. now fuck off you foreign mong
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british shorthair cats are very weird
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>>73677465
you dont like being proven wrong do you mate? stop being so bitter and learn from the exchange. childish mong.
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Happy Easter lads :3
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>>73677388
No basil = no Italian flag
This settles it
Fuck off Tescofags
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>>73677322
>fillon
>complete mong
not true. he represents the old France, the one about big fields, wine and castles. get a lot of votes from +65 years old
>mlenchon
>economically illiterate retard
released a 5h30 youtube video about how and where the money will go. didnt watch but it looks legit i guess
>macron
>german puppet
android built by (((them))) to assure (((dominance)))
>Le pen
>she-rorke
yeah. doing exactly the same as mélenchon but instead of opening the borders she's going full rorke
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genuinely afraid of traveling abroad because i'm white and speak english and i feel like that might get me mugged or murdered
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>>73677388
>and traditionally also basil

Which means it doesn't require basil to be one you stupid fucking cunt, can you read? thought not lmao
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https://youtu.be/C-7Ybln59LE?t=937

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzZ_urpj4As

don't really hear it
tim needs sectioning
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>>73677434
> windows
ummm 2005 called mate
*studio lights flash overhead and turn red*
or Linux?
umm...
nobody called mate? haha
*an invisible force pushes you from the mortal realm and you are lost*
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>>73677503
You ain't seen nothing yet
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>these pakis arguing over pizza
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I shop at... tesco and tesco is the best and magheritaerea pizzas are tomato and cheeseeeee lmaooo uk lmao duurrrr *lives on a council estate*
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>>73677532
>>73677537
see: >>73677564

Learn to read you stupid FUCK
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>>73677568
try chrome os...
*whole room gasps and turns their head*
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>>73677537
fuck off this isn't italy, the terms are used interchangeably here
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>>73677603
Not a fan.
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*walks into the playground*
*walks up to a pack of runts trading match attax cards*
*with a smug look on my face, I exclaim 'BEHOLD!' as I open up my card binder to reveal the ultra-rare Steven Gerrard MOTM card with 100 attack and 100 defence*
*I hold it above the runt pack while they all squeal and squirm at my feet, the biggest two runts holding up a fake El-Hadji diouf MOTM and a bog standard Leroy Lita*
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>>73677622
chrome os is linux
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anything decent on tv tonight?
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>>73677535
The cider is decent desu
The ginger is nice
>>
If you think a Margherita pizza is cheese and tomato, then you are Tesco

It's not an insult, it's just where you belong: Tesco.

There is no need to be upset.
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>>73677672
*flushes your card down the toilet at lunchtime*
>>
>>73677704
you dont like being proven wrong do you mate? stop being so bitter and learn from the exchange. childish mong.

Why are you so upset you got proven wrong via the oxford english dictionary?
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>>73677672
>match attax
fuck off underage it was shootout, I completed the 05/06 edition even after someone nicked my shiny Frank lampard out of my desk
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>>73677627
You're wrong. Time you STFU babestation noises cunt.
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>>73677764
Hello Tesco
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euron greyjoy
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>>73677770
Collected the 04/05 editions of those too though you fetus
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GET THESE BLOODY FOREN LEAVES OF MY PIZZER
>>
you could land a plane on josies forehead
you could use her forehead for drifting
you could use it to play golf
>>
BABESTATION NOISES
>>
>>73677808
Why are you so upset you got proven wrong via the oxford english dictionary?
>>
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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
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>>73677837
Massive tits aren't even that attractive. Give me average tits and a nice arse any day
>>
fuck my chair is leaning towards the left side
feels weird
>>
I don't mind a forrin pizza as long as they don't put any of that avec on it.
>>
>>73677861
I didn't and I'm not, Tesco boy.
>>
*smiles at you from across the room*
>>
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Wonder how this is :^)
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>>73677567
>>
>>73677914
you dont like being proven wrong do you mate? stop being so bitter and learn from the exchange. childish mong.
>>
>>73677935
*makes eye contact for a second*
*looks away at the floor*
>>
>>73677909
rorke
>>
>>73677935
*accidentally meets your eyes whilst looking away from some normies*
*looks away and sips my drink*
>>
>>73677966
*walks over to you and sits next to you*
h-hi
>>
>>73677926
fantastic chebs
>>
>>73677926
awh it was nice knowing you ethiopialad but you're getting banned now
>>
>>73677926
this is a sfw board m8
>>
>>73677988
Excuse me. You are in my seat
>>
>>73677938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YieNN8nAhDI
>>
'48
Tesco.
>>
>>73678017
*flips you off*
fuck off wanker can't you see i'm tryina get a shag
>>
just rammed my cock into my cat
>>
>>73677083
me when I'm pretending to get super srs work done
>>
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>>73677567
you must be deaf mate
>>
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>>73677609
>>
Every little helps.
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https://imgur.com/a/Gfpoj#3RO1zyp
>>
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DUMPY BIN
U
M
P
Y
>>
>>73678073
>gif
fuck off
>>
>>73677988
*swallows*
uh hello
>>
HE'S HERE

BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES

*massive wave looms over the thread*
WE ARE LOST
>>
>>73678061
girl on the right looks infinitely more attractive
>>
>brits call cheese pizza "margherita" so they can feel like less of a manchild while eating it
>>
>>73678103
*slides my hand up your thigh*
hey big boy come here often?
>>
Don't you find it funny how I study law but still recruit young fraudsters like I'm harvey spector?
>>
>>73678083
phwoar go on then you absolute tart
>>
>>73678123
>Spar tries to take the mick out of Waitrose for the wrongdoings of Tesco
Aldi.
>>
>>73678134
*shuffles uncomfortably*
n-not often, no
>>
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Hello Janny
>>
>>73678123
>margherita
thats the original name u wool
yanks call it cheese pizza because theyre mongs
>>
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The gf
>>
*makes a farmfoods post*
>>
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>>73678159
>>
>>73678180
*helps her to her feet*
>>
>>73678159
thats my mum
>>
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>>73678083
MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>
>>73678209
shes dead lol
>>
>>73678180
*Helps myself to her feet*
>>
Deleting my own posts, lads
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>>73678209
dont think shes going anywhere mate
>>
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>>73677935
*smiles at you from across the moor*
>>
TARS, ACTIVATE SPIN
*Harrison & Harrison Durham Organ blares*
>>
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I am speaking to you from the Cabinet Room at 10, Downing Street.

This morning the Anonymous Ambassador in Berlin, Cena Boyle, handed the Janitor Government a final note stating that unless we heard from them by 11 o'clock, that they were prepared at once to withdraw their troops from brit /int/, that a state of war would exist between us.

I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with Janny.
>>
>>73678240
>>73678266
doubt it
>>
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haven't seen Liverpool for a while
>>
not sure why this mick monkey fuck is smiling at me, i was smiling at the cute british lad
>>
>>73678337
have you checked next to manchester?
>>
>>73678309
Why are you doubting it
>>
literally wanted to live in Brookside as a kid

considered moving to Liverpool as soon as I finished secondary and all haha
>>
anyone else remember that mong who thought a Margherita was just cheese and tomato
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You just gotta be more confident bro
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>>73678460
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Pizza plebs ITT
>>
>>73678466
yeah, what a pair of twats those two were
>>
*tries to walk over to you and trips*
*falls on his nose*
*starts crying in front of you*
>>
don't read canadian posts, let alone expand their images
>>
>>73678480
NEVER seen a bad pic of Bateman
>>
stephen fry is doing literally unspeakable things to his partners arsehole as we speak
>>
>>73678503
>Hawaiian pizza
Ananas on pizza should be illegal
>>
any bent man in
>>
so many dirty peasants ITT
>>
>>73678608
have you ever tried it?
it's quite nice.
>>
>>73678591
good on him
>>
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Wtf i love plymouth now
>>
>>73678642
Yes, I have tried it and I didn't quite like it
>>
>>73678503
does this mean i should get meat lovers? should i bite the $10 bullet and order from 'nos online?
>>
what's a communist pizza
>>
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>>73678591
GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING GOOD EVENING I FUCK YOUR SON'S FACE WITH MY SWEATY COCK
>>
can not say the word 'reorganised' without saying it like Sheev
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huEtJw7pfLk
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How was Church this morning lads?
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>>73678644
>>73678644
>>73678644
>>73678644
new
>>
>>73678670
Any pizza with pineapple on it
>>
>>73678670
the one with tuna on it
>>
got absolutely fucked on weed and molly lastnight
>>
>>73678670
Everyone gets a slice
>>
> /int/ is obsessed with a country as irrelevant Canada
How did this happen???
>>
>>73678642

I tried it once, drunk, I think it was alright

don't dare tempt the 'za gods when sober though
>>
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