nazis edition
cara
The difference in the understanding of freedom
>American person: "No one can hurt me. We are free."
>Russian person:"I can hurt anyone. We are free."
Really burns my neurons.
>>73673239
Say what you will about the Nazis, they sure looked good though
foreign posters who are better than 95% of the brits here:
iceland
dane/german
one or two australians when they're in the mood
car[cinogenic] water
Kev blocks the way
tights?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalist_peace
whoah
*becomes woke*
want a latex gf asap
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_French_Sudan
SCREECHING
Life has improved since I stopped closely following politics and the news
realised it's almost all meaningless churn that will be forgotten almost immediately by everyone
The thing I hate the most about foreigners is they're lazy and never in a rush
Always fucking get in the way when walking and waste your time when they're in front of you in a queue
the goal
badly need a gf to shag
still looking for that goth gf
>>73673323
hated that you couldn't declare war on other democracies in Civ
anyone play Civ VI yet?
>>73673310
the dane is fucking shit
*steps on a Lego piece*
GUOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>>73673239
terrible edition
your grandfather is rolling in his grave
>>73673338
>It's just the French flag with a black man on it
>>73673338
a solar eclipse
the cosmic ballet goes on
>>73673369
are eoin
might book some flights for a cheap city break desu. where should i go laddos?
>>73673381
don't actually care for your opinion at all so leave it out yeah?
>>73673378
goths don't exist anymore
>>73673310
meximong is alright, enjoy his random outbursts of kys pirate scumbags
>>73673378
There's a new goth barmaid in my local, bit young for me though desu.
>>73673378
fat* gf
>>73673338
Reminder that this is a literal real flag for a county in liberia
>>73673413
Budapest, best city in Europe
got mugged off BIG TIME at the Chinese lads.
Went for the 'house special chow mein' (mixed meat with noodles and gravy) they said it was large, portion was tiny
also got seaweed. They didn't include the little sugary orange stuff so it's just fucking tasteless. Utterly FUMING with the local - will look further ahead in future.
>testosterone increases body and facial hair
>have all the signs of high test
>had my bloods done
>above average test levels
>shitty facial hair
Explain that one. You also see these fat fucking slobs with huge beards who supposedly have lots of test and yet you see these Asian bodybuilders who are injecting test into their arse on a daily basis and have no facial hair.
Don't get it
>>73673440
alri d'genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKFJ_AI3PWA
this is me
>>73673388
>tfw my grandfather was unironically a kraut immigrant who married my welsh grandmother
>>73673437
what's her @
>>73673440
wrongun
>>73673433
he has a unique appeal I must admit, but it's not one that appeals to me
>>73673470
lol
should have gone for orange chicken
becoming disillusioned with the mindless pursuit of arbitrary and meaningless goals and milestones that is 'life'
The Dane twat is a master baiter in both ways
>when your bet comes in at the 89th minute
>>73673473
genetics
>>73673489
>pickelhaub
>nazi salute
dumb frogposter
anime
>>73673541
*violently smothers you with a pillow*
>>73673506
they're called carrots mate
>>73673541
nonce
>>73673518
blairites piss off rorkes and commies equally
I got this from my great grandfather
Reddit went to shit after ellen pao
Just had easter sex lads
>>73673519
>Put 8 (eight) bets on the fighting last night
>got every SINGLE one wrong
I don't think it's too much to ask
>>73673612
easter was yesterday RRRRREEEEEEEE
lamb is the best meat and I'll personally kick the arse of any faggot coward that says otherwise
>>73673502
He used to annoy me, but it eventually just became humorous
>>73673646
otherwise
>>73673589
>GIVE YOUR FUCKING PHONE BRUV
>heh... you picked with the wrong dude *retrieves case from knapsack*
she played the fiddle in an Irish band but she fell in love with an Englishman
Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand said baby I just wanna dance
with my pretty little Galway girl
>>73673310
You forgot football yank
>>73673646
frankly going to have to agree with you wholeheartedly mate
>>73673589
My great grandfather brought back an unexploded greman trench mortar from the war and it exploded one day while sat on the mantle piece killing several members of the family.
fucking women think they're entitled to everything and give nothing back, love to take advantage of susceptible men
>>73673656
Are you Icelad 1 or 2? I suspect you're icelad 2 and the 5'4 lad topped himself
>>73673646
>faggot
fuck off yank
the gf
the selling a brick in the hood prank was very funny
>My great grandfather brought back an unexploded greman trench mortar from the war and it exploded one day while sat on the mantle piece killing several members of the family.
>>73673692
happy easter x
ah yes who could forget "football yank"
*rolls my eyes and walks off, not even going to talk to someone else, just fucking off*
>>73673705
I don't think the knife will explode
>>73673739
>shoulders
nope
>>73673644
I also had my first shot of booze since at least March 1st
bit cold in
Glad that cunt got the message and left.
>>73673739
>ywn comfort her over the death of her old man
>that one guy who always tells these edgy made-up sounding stories about killing small animals or family dying
>>73673770
audibly laughing irl
>>73673785
>he wants his sons to be shoulderlets
absolute state of sweden
>>73673753
What's that image supposed to mean? You calling me a liar.
>football yank
quite literally WHOMST?
>>73673824
can't seed a lad mate. not that i'd want too, not a poofter or anything cunt mate
So is Erdogan a Rorke or a Rasheed?
going to bring back a goth gf from WW3 when we go into Russia
>whomst
hello n****r
the gf last night
>>73673862
turbororke
>>73673862
radical rorkesheed
>>73673754
Happy Easter laddo
>>73673770
That's not what Jesus thought us lad
>>73673862
both, there's little difference
tfw
ONLY LOSERS GO TO SCHOOL
I TAUGHT MYSELF HOW TO MOVE
I'M NOT THE TYPE TO COUNT ON YOUUU
hockeylad is literally the best poster in this general
shame he doesn't post more often
>>73673870
>goth
that's just a girl in a black top
>>73673862
Rorkesheed
rorke doesn't mean racist it means British nationalist/patriot (hence Rorke's Drift)
how is Erdogan that
>so anon, tell us a bit about yourself, you're like, so mysterious!
>>73673909
>thought us
>rorke doesn't mean racist
rorke
got to bring back a fat gf from maccas
or some other such restaurant
>>73673870
please come I hate australians
>>73673984
not racist just don't like em
>>73673999
I think there's something wrong with my chair, I seem to be sat very low down here.
willies lads haha poo haha WILLIES
>lads
>>73673953
at a Death in June concert matey
>>73674046
why is memri tv so funny?
>>73673999
haha, h-haha, well
*makes a move to pick up my drink but decides against it halfway, bumping my hand into it and slopping pepsi on the table*
ah, oh dear
*looks up to find that the conversation has already moved on*
ha, haha
>>73674016
what are you going to do to him?
>>73674053
Me on the left leaving my body to surf the cosmos
>>73673900
REALLY enjoy seeing drunken slags pissing in public
>>73674085
its literally Jewish propaganda
>>73673310
the dane is a cunt
im growing more fond of the mexican, and ethopialad is pretty decent when hes not doing his weird cuck shit
>>73673753
hey no professionals
>>73673858
her shoulders are about the width of her hips, which is normal for a woman's body.
>>73673705
My great grandfather brought back an German trench mortar from the war and it went off one day while sat on it crushing my bollocks
>>73673714
No, I'm still alive
door knob fell off, how do I get out lmao?
>>73674085
middle easterners are funny, they're like europeans without the pc stuff and with some proper severe social conditioning
the dane often replies to a couple of my gimmicks but I don't really like him
no one touches my green belts and gets away with it
>>73674174
"her" crotch doesn't cleave if you catch the ol' drift
get this right lads, bring a nice glass of milk up to my room and there's already one there I forgot about, so now I've got two glasses of milk haha. Mental
>>73674205
You're stuck there forever mate, godspeed
>>73674109
i dont have a clever reply
I just hate australians. not racist because they are same race as you, but I'm ok with brits
you ever notice when someone is standing next to you, and suddenly you get the "virgin smell"?
it's pretty obvious and abhorrent at the same time
What sort of twat just drinks a glass of milk. Deeply unusual.
>>73674211
>>73674205
>posting pictures from jme's twitter and pretending its you
tiresome gimmick
>>73673239
>Nazis
Cringe. Praising a genocidal regime that fought against us and treated our men and POWs like shit huh? Looks like Dresden was not enough.
need more retarded frog pictures, they really speak to something deep inside me... could it be?? my soul?? haha... *furrows brow and cogitates deeply* surely not...for I am soulless... I am Anonymous...
'siness idea: a gf of the fat variety
>>73674267
Your inability to think of a clever reply proves slavs are subhuman
>What sort of twat just drinks a glass of milk. Deeply unusual.
>>73674295
Aren't white people lactose intolerant?
>*furrows brow and cogitates deeply*
>>73674330
could launch her into low earth orbit on the end of my steel-capped boot no problem, just say the word
>>73674313
It's MY gimmick and I only use it at regular intervals
that runt can't even caption properly
getting some good socialist reading in
>>73674269
No. I like the smell of teenage girls. It can be quite tricky to find a reason to stand that close to them though.
unironically did a tour of Iraq and saved my fireteam from a grenade
>>73674386
i still dont understand it
you just get tons of (you)s calling you nigger
whats the appeal of that
fell out with the only friend i have lads
how do i make it up to her?
>>73674217
i don't even care about green belts that much but they get more (You)s
>>73674441
fuck off
Surprised no one has made a PJW toad
>unironically did a tour of Iraq and saved my fireteam from a grenade
>>73674432
>her
>>73674313
it's not from jmes twitter you stupid mong
unironically did a tour of maccas and saved my fat gf from a salad
If I were the janny I'd be fucking hypnotised by the posts coming from this IP and none other
*gyrates gyroscopically*
*adds jayposting to the list of things leafs dont understand*
>>73674428
He's addicted to (You)s
Terrible affliction desu
The only cure is death
>>73674205
*inspects this image VERY carefully*
>>73674421
what was the army like? im desperately lonely and want to get in better shape
>>73674467
>pjw
He is a cuck that went off the Trump train because of "muh seeeriuh"
>>73674501
good post, really succulent
>>73674295
>not having a glass of milk with your choccy egg
Pathetic
>unironically did a tour of Iraq and saved my fireteam from a grenade
>>73674432
mate I fucking told you to let her go
https://twitter.com/Meninist_Tweet_/status/852992649342717952
getting anxiety and vertigo just by watching this
>>73674558
interesting choice of word
>>73674563
>white people
ah yes
>>73674542
Yeah but that's not the point, the point is he's pretty prevalent around these parts
>>73674480
do not care
Lads will traffic be bad on bank holiday monday
>>73674428
Makes me feel like a puppet master
>>73674563
fucking christ
>>73674563
fucking mental
>>73674542
Fuck off imperialist
>>73674542
>if you dont want syria to collapse and flood europe with more refugees you're a cuck
how about you fuck off you stupid cunt
>>73674603
probably
>>73674602
you obviously do otherwise you wouldn't have replied lmao, fuck off
>>73674563
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>>73674603
time to get a watch
>>73674563
Doesn't bother me.
>>73674603
no mate even quieter than usual
>>73674085
I think the harshness of life and the environment there comes out in the people and the way they carry themselves, and when you see it from the outside it can be really weird and funny (until its not funny and gets scary)
exclusively associate trump with reddit at this point
>>73674637
that ship has already sailed paul
why do irish people say menkle instead of mental
>>73673304
neither of these is what it is to be free
REEEEE
>>73674678
cant tell if youre being sarcastic or not
>Doesn't bother me.
656
you're being weird mate, you want to suck my willy or something?
hop it
>>73674714
no mate not at all
*slaps a 'face the strange' sticker on a lampost near you*
>>73674626
>imperialism is bad
Cuck
>>73674734
giggling
taking an 8 hour nap cya bye
>>73673239
BRRRRRRRR!!
BRRRRR!
>>73674697
>it's already bad so let's make it worse
ah yes
the dane
Dominos is ordered
>large cheese and tomato
>large garlic and herb dip
what is it that makes your poos black/dark?
>gf been on the phone for 1 hour.
how do they do it?
>>73674782
the worst order you could possibly do
>>73674782
hope it's nice x
>>73674782
boring cunt
>>73674801
Stout and porter.
>>73674750
that's right prole, fight for your master
>>73674801
haemoglobin
>>73673705
is that true? that's pretty kino
>>73674801
My poos go a strange dark black colour when I drink red wine
so, red wine
>>73674801
blood
just enjoying a lovely can of cherry coke at the moment
>>73674801
Mine are usually green
>>73674814
>>73674824
ah yes, the toppings runts are out
>>73674820
thanks x
haha wtf
been chatting up this bint over the phone for an hour
>>73674803
she's talking about your penis
My Great-grandfather guarded SS prisoners in Spandau prison, he used to tell me stories about Rudolf Weiss
*opens the equaliser in iTunes*
*selects the Bass Booster preset*
ahh yes here we go boyos
>>73673378
>went to so-called goth club
>half of the music was grime
Going to Primark to buy myself some new shirts tomorrow x
>>73674846
>blood
so i have arse cancer?
>>73674803
this is a repost
>>73674837
Yes. Why would I make that up?
>>73674912
*adds Cascada to queue*
>>73674899
>Rudolf Weiss
you mean Rudolf Hess?
>>73674944
come on lad
>>73674968
no I mean rudolph... the red nosed reindeer! *da na na* had A VERY RED RED NOSE
>>73674932
yep. welcome to the cancer club. i have lung and spine cancer.
mum put cheese on my pasta when she knows it gives me a fucking headache
what a bitch
Are these alright to wear with jeans and a hoody if I'm just going into town tomorrow night?
My normal trainers ripped and these are all I have, I think basic white with jeans is a good combo 2bh.
>>73674968
Yeah forgot his name he also fought in Rhodesia and The Troubles and my Uncle in The Falklands
>tfw military family but can't join because I'm a schizo
>>73674868
good lad
I used to fuck guys like you in high scool
HOLY SHIT TURN ON BBC 1
>>73674994
haha good bants
*punches your balls*
>>73675046
>autism shoes
>>73675072
just did it and laughed
>>73675046
Ancient gimmick
>>73675040
you might be celiac
>>73675057
>but can't join because I'm a schizo
>>73675090
fuck off newcunt
What are your hobbies?
I'm in need of a new hobby and open to ideas.
had sex thrice
been bummed once
lads holy shit the queen is in critical condition turn on sky news 24
>>73675057
tfw no rhodie grand dad
>>73675152
Painting toy soldiers. Wouldn't recommend it.
was wondering why i didn't need to do a poo and then remembered i ate an entire block of cheese last night hahaha
been bummed a couple of times
>>73675152
playing video games
>>73675152
Rock climbing
>>73675152
3D modelling
Picross and sudoku solving
Music production
>>73675152
archery
literally the BEST television programme ever produced
NEED a lindsey gf
>>73675152
video games
club
>>73675152
cycling and reading
>searching for thing on ebay
>chinky twats put 5 different colours of said thing at a certain price
>put something completely unrelated in as part of the selection so the whole search comes up earlier when sorting from price lowest to highest
they need to fix this shit, the lower price ranges are absolutely flooded with it
>>73675152
Spitting along to grime choons in the mirror and pretending to be in a music video, also in the car
The Welsh are the strongest race
>>73675152
Origami, last thing I made was a version of this
>>73675238
Watch my so called life
Say it louder, say it louder
Who's gonna love you like me, like me?
Say it louder, say it louder
Who's gonna touch you like me, like me?
>>73675152
fire poi
>archery
Most of these are pastimes, not hobbies.
>>73675291
yeah think you said this before, will do lad
>>73675222
want to get into climbing but I'm a skinny runt
>>73675333
*sips weak lemon drink*
>>73675355
all climbers are skinny runts
>>73675285
patrician
always pretend I'm barring at LOTM
very disappointing to learn creme egg easter eggs only have 1 creme egg in them now
>>73675355
Then you'd be perfect for it desu
The bigger you are, the more shit you have to pull up which is why girls are really good at it and you never see fattys climbing
will 'dora the next runt that posts without my permission
Anyone have a really deep voice and find they can't speak quietly?
My voice is really deep and when I try to speak gently it takes quite a bit of pressure to 'activate' my voice which just ends up booming out. Otherwise its all croaky and you can't really understand it.
>>73675152
Watching anime
Building model planes, tanks and make dioramas with it to make nice scenes.
>>73675433
hmmm
there's a gym at the end of my road with a climbing wall, maybe I'll have a punt
>>73675432
broken britain
>>73675432
bought one of these a week ago and was severely disappointed. The gf needs at least two eggs to the head to be knocked unconscious and one just isn't enough
>Anyone have a really deep voice and find they can't speak quietly?
>My voice is really deep and when I try to speak gently it takes quite a bit of pressure to 'activate' my voice which just ends up booming out. Otherwise its all croaky and you can't really understand it.
>>73675407
very good lad
would body you in the basement though
>>73673287
this 2bh
>>73675152
>all these (You)s
hmmm *notes this down for runt bait*
>>73675468
no but I've met people like you
>>73675432
chocolate is more expensive to make these days. its not even a meme. its fact
How do I wake up?
>>73675539
ah yes Paddy O'Taig, master chocolatier, weighing in on the discussion I see
>>73675481
I've just been doing indoor since January and I've made quick gains
It's really fun and the idea of falling to your death gives me a boner
>>73675468
me, it's annoying
>>73675505
You just need to practice with your vocal range more
I did radio in uni which helped me expand it
>>73675586
lmao spudnigs utterly btfo, nice one lad
sitting on the windowsill waiting for the pizza
Is there anything more frustrating than not being able to properly remember a dream that you're sure was really good.
>I did radio in uni
>>73675468
yeah but if i clear my throat first its fine. usually only happens if i havent said anything in a while
is casey neistat deformed?
so Turkroachistan is now a dictatorship
genuinely would love to see Turks genocided
>>73675688
extremely
>>73673400
good post
>genuinely would love to see Turks genocided
>>73675152
I stalk and bully schizophrenics on the internet
>fedora2.jpg
>>73675586
words hurt lad
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
>>73675797
I'm sorry I didn't mean it it was just banter
>1481926068512.jpg
>>73673239
>nazis edition
you are calling?