/brit/

>>73668046
Looks like he's turning his life around after that bish roasted him on national tele.

Good on'ya mate.

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alri?

Getting my daily dose of Robin Seplut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ7evPXxJhk

irish people are, indeed... weird.

>>73668097
not bad ta

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want to go club lads

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fringe gf

>CHELSHIT

post yfw when da spuds win da premierl eagle

>>73668059
How do you listen to this shite you braindead fuckwit canttt oath cunt ayy

>>73668106
irish people saved your shithole of a country lad

>>73668117
Move to Europe or give up lmao

the fwb stopped putting out so i started ignoring her and now she's annoyed at me as if i used her for something other than her body

silly woman

>>73668133
how so?

>>73668117
are you gay? x

>>73668140
there are decent club nights here

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>>73668117

>>73668160
Admiral willy head brown BTFO Spanish putos jajajjajajjajaja

Las Malvinas son Argentinas OI OI OI

>>73667956
or maybe realise he was getting in his face but not only this had his entourage behind the man as well

if someone is doing that they deserved to get banged out

>>73668167
Australian party culture is one of the best in the world, I honestly don't know what he's on about.

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ah yes

>>73668120
Most dangerous lead lad, don't count your chickens just yet

>>73668167
hehe okay Bruce

Don't your nights end at 4am or something looooool

The 190cm runt es hablo like he is negro puto JAJAJA

>>73668166
no
>>73668218
depends where
obviously we're not Berlin/London but you can have a good time still

> walk into town
> it's full of half-pissed middle aged runtoids screeching and swearing and singing
Is this a northern thing or do they do it down south too? Need to live somewhere where this doesn't happen.

>>73668187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcnDiLHGUL8

>>73668208
needs her porn pics and her getting heemed

>>73668208
hate it when whites get dreadlocks

>>73668193
if words bring you to physical violence you need to have a good, hard look at yourself. literally the behavior of a manchild, utterly embarrassing.

Ross handled it well.

Posted this in the other thread but the autist OP started a new thread

Are boomers the cause of 90% of the UKs problems?

>>73668261
weird how its always the mongs who whine about "cultural appropriation" that have dreads

Currently watching Songs of Praise.

>>73668269
what do you think?

>>73668250
would you suck my willy anyway, or let me suck yours? xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSMz0pcrM18

Ah yes, American '''''free speech'''''

>>73668255
Nice one lad that's mint heard it b4

>>73668269
>I want to discuss identity politics on the British subsection of a Mongolian basket weaving shitpost forum
>But OP is the autist!!

>>73668046
>Palace: GB
>in potatoland


MADMAN

>>73668316
probably not

>>73668327
whoa, haven't seen this one before! what is going on!!!!
any more info? what about the girl?

>>73668268
>Ross handled it well.

he knew what he fucking said and knew he deserved it. grow up you twat, do you literally know nothing about the world? if a man is getting in your face you mong them out.

doing a SUPER cheeky chocolate binge before easter dinner

>>73668358
I
That lad wan.ts to suck ur cock! Spark him out phimosismong!

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any good films lads?

>>73668341
don't think he's actually in Direland, the mick just thinks his style looks like an average Dublin raver

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And now your song is on repeat
And I’m dancin' on to your heartbeat
And when you’re gone, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphonoooooooony

>>73668366
>someone said something mean and I can't say anything back, wahhhh, i'm gonna hit him
actual babby

send a Kareoke and I'll sing it.

>>73668328
The fuck are you chatting you nonce

>>73668388
Cause he wouldn't make it out of the place with the shirt on his back the fat little tramp

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>>73668375
easter?

>>73668388
bit dumb

>>73668387
probably not
gfoing to see life if I can manage to get myself out hte house before it stops being shown at the pictures
unlikely to like it but I'll go and watch kong for the shit of it
I'll be pirating gits so I can vomit in the comfort of my own home

oh, is there a full download of shin gojira yet?

>>73668416
chat shit get banged

just woke up with a stinking hangover, friday was rough af loool

>>73668421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU

do it fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8G8cdbPmp8

me and the lads

>tfw 18 and just finished Sixth form

All I did was studying and vidya

What the fuck do I do to pass time

scrap trident
scrap state pensions for people born after 2000
fix the nhs

>>73668449
yes

>>73668485
drink

>>73668327
ahhhhhh yes, rich white kids from california protesting nothing in particular in order to feel special

>>73668474
Hello Jesus.

>>73668489
alri gramps

>>73668470
You're assuming you can bang anyone that would want to chat shit with you.

>>73668484
Hmmm that rodent looking fellow gave me quite the fright I must say... Hmm... Yes, I jumped in my seat infact

>>73668470
>then get arrested
hope the angry babby enjoys his criminal record while barkley is still a millionaire and one of the best playmakers in the premier league because he isn't a manchild who can't control his temper

How many eggs did you get today lads? Got one mini eggs and one Cadbury's cream egg.

The only video game I got any fun from anymore is Overwatch but i stopped playing it as it got so shit. I dont know what to do anymore

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what?

>>73668489
alri 1999

hang the boomers, make the french, bolsheviks, and the brown shirts look like school girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw

this video is ridiculously amusing

>>73668565
>lopez
ahh, white americans

>>73668525
state pensions need scrapping because they're going to become a burden on the system
it's why we have so many immigrants, our current population can't sustain itself

stop pensions, and you stop immigration

>>73668578
1989 actually

>>73668545
I could probably walk up to you and start talking shite about how much of an ugly autistic virgin you are and if you stick to your principles you'll just go home and have a cry

>>73668565
creasing

>>73668545
>one of the best playmakers in the premier league

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Everton will tell him to fuck off to a club like Sheffield Utd when he's 28 because he's wank with no technical flair.

>>73668565
makes you realise they're literally just children. no wonder drumpf hoodwinked /pol/ so easily.

playing stellaris with the mod that makes all the humans white lmao

house-sitting for the 'rents

Left me an Easter egg, which I'll now eat despite not really liking chocolate and trying to limit calories.

Can't find the key to the garage, where all the beer is

RREEEE

scrap:
monarchy
lords
trident
privatisation of nhs
brexit

that is all

>>73668595
Already too far gone no point taking away our best chance of nuking russia

>>73668584
Who is this pseudo fuck.

>Literally trying to sow discord in the world

someone post handsome tim

I've found God lads.

who is RT shilling for in the french elections?

>>73668484
I wonder what these people are up to today

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The new tobacco pipe. What do you think?

Absolute Monarchy
Hard Brexit
Deport wogs
Cut tax and increase business through haven
Build Our Military

Rebuild the empire

barkley is unironically one of the best playmakers in the premier league

>>73668629
>our best chance of nuking russia
why would we want to do that?

if russia fired nukes at a nato nation, america would nuke them back and the world would end
we don't need nukes
trident doesn't even work anyway

>>73668616
was with you until the third one

*Loses God*
haha whoops

>>73668597
not an argument
>>73668600
better playmaker than the angry babby who can't even properly sucker punch somebody stood right in front of him

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>Why yes I am 27 years of age and spend my time on /brit/ discussing politics

>>73668696
I'm 31 actually

>ballkick
hello deano.

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>>73668658
need you out of clothes, sunshine

Blocked the shitter at my sister's house in the middle of Easter dinner lads

No implement with which to push it

What do? I've been gone 10 minutes, they're waiting for me to serve pudding

Scrap welfare

>FUCK BOOMERS THEY RUINED THIS COUNTRY!
*leeches off mummy's earnings to pay for uni*
>THANKS TO FUCKING BOOMERS THE HOUSE PRICES ARE WAY TOO HIGH!
*accepts daddy's money for a deposit*

>>73668729
serve the kind of pudding that they weren't expecting

I open beer bottles with my teeth AMA

>>73668691
not even an argument

enjoy being beta son

>>73668650
you don't know what 'pseudo' means nor how to use it in a sentence

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Left this in the mates sink, hes gonna be fuming haha

>>73668729
Serve them "pudding" lol

>>73668729
I hope this situation is real, it's fucking hilarious.

Use your hand you puss, then scrub it thoroughly with VERY hot water and soap.

>>73668737
this desu. So sad people can't afford to pay their own way anymore, the boomers really fucked it

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>>73668769
have you ever killed a man?

>>73668769
runt

>>73668775
not an argument

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>>73668769
Welcome to the club

>>73668724
unironically brendan fraser

scrap benefits and the minimum wage

>>73668737
The mothers and fathers of millennials are Gen-Xers, not boomers.

scrap everything

>his parents aren't boomers
hello child/lower class runt

Scrap rubbish

... Half assed supposed 'plumbers' repair did not work ... I have no hot water since 14 April 2017 20:00 and explain interactions with my landlord ... the wiring is now unsafe ... apparently it won't be fixed until the coming Wednesday at the earliest ... I think legally the landlord Sam Lehup needs to fix this ...

tax the tories 100%

scrappy dappy doo

Why do you guys call an early dinner "tea" and dessert "pudding"? That's yank-tier etymological misappropriation.

>>73668830
wrong

scrap my nads

business idea: kill all poor people so they stop whining

>>73668769

Do you also fuck your sister who is also your brother and have your kids call you "Uncle dad"?

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>>73668824

>>73668883
tea and pudding is how we say things up north

dinner is lunch because school dinners
only southern jessies say lunch

>>73668888
nice digits and all but you're wrong

Serious mix from the hoods of west Belfast

https://youtu.be/ydlWtW7_2E0

Lads

I've Found God.

What are normies obsessed with now? Been out of the loop for a while.

>>73668916
paki on benefits spotted

>>73668947
where was he?

>>73668954
/brit/

>>73668987
woah lad watch the racist language

>>73668994
under the settee

>>73668954
screaming "RAYCISS" when no-one was even being racist.

10g mdma
2g 4fa
1g 2c-b
250mg 4-aco-dmt
250mg 4-ho-met
3g 6apb
250mg 2c-d
1/2oz weed (green crack, blue dream, girl scout cookies)
20 etizolam
3x 100ug lsd
3x 150ug al-lad
1g dmt
2g ketamine
10g kratom
32 g shrooms
80mg 2c-e
250mg escaline
8 baggies San Pedro powder
250mg 2-fma

>>73668987
>racism
>divide and conquer
turboporky

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>>73668994
He was in a cave

what is the best city to fuck some sweet freckled red heads?

>>73669011
woah... rly made thnk

>>73669027
Standard bro

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>>73669028
shant be taking this rasheed bait

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>>racism
>>divide and conquer
>turboporky

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>>73669044
oh yeah, I found him too

US just launch a Tomahawk missile into North Korea lads

>>73669071
>>73669079
hello worker bees.

east asian mongoloid chebs

might be the old cry to sleep tonight

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>Perhaps the most notable design from the Kapp and Peterson factory was Peterson's famed 'Dry System' pipes, patented in 1894. Featuring a small reservoir intended to collect moisture before it reaches the smoker, the 'System Pipe' is designed to create a drier and cooler smoke and discourage the formation of dottle. The System Pipe is still a consistent top seller for Peterson.

>Another notable design from Peterson is the so-called "P-lip": a mouthpiece that directs smoke upwards towards the roof of the mouth instead of the tongue. This is intended to produce a drier and less biting smoke than when smoke is directed at the tongue, as with other pipes.

haha
turkey
the absolute madmen

is it possible to filter leafs without 4chan x?

>>73669149
No one cares fedoraleaf

Do you pronounce the 't' in 'often'?

I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING NUMB, I FUCK YOU TILL YOU CUM

>>73669198
sometimes

>>73669198
often

Unironically wish I was born in an urban area like Belfast or Dublin

Fuck the country tbqh

>>73669198
Often

>>73669154
goes to show middle east sandniggers dont want democracy they want to be ruled by a strong man

>>73669243
I'm very glad to have been born in a city

I think I'd die of boredom in the countryside

>>73669198
Not of'en. Hehehe.

had a headache all day

maybe this vodka will fix it

>>73669198
ye

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How do I gain more fat in my feet. Ankles are really boney

>>73669245
*slaps your bare irish ass*

>>73669296
>ass
fuck off yank

>>73669245
yeah quite weird haha
ah well at least they're even less likely to join the eu now

guess what I've just bought lads

two packs of parma ham

going to eat them both within the next 30 mins

got such a hard boner it made my asshole the color of a tomato

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjvKDAtu9Ns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5fRRfKsr6U

>It is estimated that North Korean artillery positioned along the border could deliver half a million rounds onto Seoul's population of 24 million people within the first hour of a conflict

Why did those dafties not relocate their capital further South after the war?

>>73668565
ah yes, the alt-right

"Europeans will not walk safely on the streets" - Erdogan

>>73669376
south korea is just mountains
seoul is the only place with a good river and busan was and still is a shithole

Dont even understand how and why korea turned into north and

any documentaries to watch?

>>73669368
why is he so greasy?

>>73669368
Enthralling stuff

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>>73669405
>south korea is just mountains

Chance i may lose the ol' 'rginity tonight

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>>73669192
Just find it interesting. Peterson is the 2nd biggest international pipe brand. Founded by a German who started the factory in Ireland for the cheap labour.

Germanic intelligence and Celtic servility still provide us with excellent smoking pipes to this day.

>>73669408
communisms and yanks and chinks and stuff

barely even worth knowing really

>>73669449
yeah, like that picture shows

would absolutely batter this canadian runt and steal his pipe if i saw him on the street

Have the following in the house

>beans
>tuna
>cheddar
>bread
>frozen garlic bread
>butter
>frozen broc

Or could get an Indian takeaway hhmmmm

My posting style is far too schizophrenic to use a name or trip or even a reddit flag

not that I'd even want to use those things anyway, just an idle observation

>>73669531
it clearly isn't

>>73669600
fuck off you silly wanker

>>73669532
*blocks your punches*
*punches you right in the gut*
*you bleed out internally*

>>73669408
was japs
got taken off the japs after ww2
soviets and usa split rule along 38th parallel
north becomes commie puppet
south becomes yank puppet
north invades south (pressured by soviets i think)
south fights back
stalemate
now 2 countries

>>73669575
yeah how about that

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anime

>>73669575
made an absolute cunt of myself far too many times to ever have a trip

>>73669532
I'd help you desu

>>73669570
Cheesy broccoli bake

>>73669663
source

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1490946056819.gif

>/gif/

shant

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>France is unironically heading towards a Le Pen vs Mélenchon election

when did liberal centrists get BTFO?

>>73669627
>(pressured by soviets)
nah
rest is roughly right though

>>73669759
probably over the last couple of years what with all the terrorist attacks and rapes and such

>>73669663
wish that was me

>>73669796
which one

>>73669673
also have bacon & eggs hehe

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e come out stew

>>73669759
Best outcome desu. Far right get to air their (few) legitimate grievances, Melenchon will win, Frexit inevitable.

going to get a bottle of brandy

>>73669858
good boy

Business idea: Establish a /brit/ paramilitary wing

>>73669817
prefer not to say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYCSqtI-Ndk

imagine being this runt

literally learnt korean to appeal to koreans and goes to a meme restaurant and starts speaking nipnong in front of everyone

would absolutely plaster this runt if i saw him irl

>>73669915
what a runty establishment, fuck's sake.

i watched akira last night
great animation but nothing makes any sense

>>73669759
Neither of them will win, retard

>>73669915
he would punch a hole through your runt face, insectoid

>>73668101
toxoplasmosis the channel
tsktsktsktsktsktsktsktsk

I've basically given up on women at the age of 24. While am I sexually attracted to women and biologically driven to have children, my better senses have been overridden by the cold reality of truth. It is simply too risky to become emotionally, financially and legally bonded to a Westernized woman who does not share the same sense of loyalty and trustworthiness that I require in a relationship. For that reason, it is highly likely that I will remain peacefully single and will not contribute to the gene pool. I am a white male and have resigned myself to this fate. Let this comment be a warning to future generations. Don't ever liberate women because they wouldn't know what to do with their freedoms if you handed it to them on a silver platter.

>>73669915
decent niche Tbh

get to mop up the Korean teaboo market

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>>73669915
Whenever I see a post like this I'm always worried it might be a video of me. I literally always click links just to make sure it's not some video someone once took of me without my knowledge and uploaded. I'm a walking cringe so a lot of the stuff I do would probably go viral just from the cringe aspect alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvRuxHiFeVE

punchcore

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>>73669470
I say International pipe brand, because in most western countries you have domestic pipe brands that you're more likely to see on store shelves and which are much cheaper. Canada has Brighams. In the US, Dr.Grabow. Chacom (and others) in France. Tsuge in Japan. Nording and Neerup in Denmark.

There's something called Keyser Hygienic pipes in South Africa (made in the UK, but sold almost exclusively in S.A.), that intrigues me. Apparently they're meant for the rough conditions of South Africa, smoked mostly by Boer Farmers, and they're supposed to be indestructible.

ay

when does dragon maid get good?

>>73670054
don't even know what that is

>>73669915
would heem him AND his mate by myself tyvm, don't need your runtish hands in the way

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>>73670078
old flavour of the month anime, where that purple/white fat loli everyone always posts comes from

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where did everyone go?

just had a can of cider and now I'm going for a wank

>>73670148
finally offed themselves.

im about to. bye.

>>73670151
>>73670166

have fun

if /int/ only has 4 pages now does that void janny's page 8 rule?

>>73668117
fuckboy

>>73670166
ohhhhh noooo you have sooo much to live for, pleeeaase
/brit/ would not be the same without you lads

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for a group of supposed anti-fascists, their iconography and aesthetics seems very fascistic

going to learn korean lads then move to south korea and get a gf

that was a stupid question

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>>73670190

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the goal

>>73670222
FUCK OFF NAZI SCUM
OFF OUR STREETS
no platform for fascists - ban 'im, Jan!

having deja vu

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Why didn't you save her /brit/?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4416502/Student-18-dies-horror-crash.html

going to learn korean lads then move to north korea and get a gf

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> Mélenchon is an outspoken critic of the European Union (EU), which he claims has been corrupted through neoliberalism.[24] During his 2012 campaign, Mélenchon positioned himself against the trend towards economic globalisation, which he denounced as disproportionately profiting the financial industry and "high income earners" at the expense of the poor.[24] He insisted international organisations such as the EU threatened to "strangle the voice of the people".[25]
I don't know. I think I largely agree with this Melenchon man. He seems alright.

>>73670309
maybe should have been driving a bit more sensibly

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Time to get mortal lads

>>73670310
jump into the korean language thr...

>>73670309
wait do people on /brint/ unironically read the daily mail?

literally no idea what antifa is or why they exist

have never heard about them in real life, only on the chon

baffling, really baffling

>>73670363
very horrible furniture

>>73670356
well he's right about that

his solution won't solve it though

>>73670382
they assault people they disagree with

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big fan of these

>>73670382
it's yank bollocks mostly, best avoided

>>73670222
Hitler look the colour scheme from communists to compete with them
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/de%7Dns_or.html

>>73670363
how do africans handle alcohol compared to the average european

also what do africans like to drink

>>73670363
how much did your gaff cost you

>>73670382
I've heard of them before

bunch of retards tbf

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>>73670363
>Ethiopian quality

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>>73670372

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuck

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>>73670363
this is you rn

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>>73670363
Have you ever had Tej? Is it any good.

I've never had any type of Mead, but I've always imagined Tej to be a glorious beverage.

>>73668208
>before/after college

Probably gonna lose my virginity tonight

Any normies of /brit/ have any advice?

Reading the Sex God Method lads, need to up my game in the sack

>le women invented football advert

Brilliant piece of television again

>>73670382
they certainly exist irl, mostly in central europe but all over the world really
now that trump has won and is adored by /pol/, which is a haven for fascism (and thus anti-communism), it's natural that the two will collide and draw each other's attention

>>73670495
don't be afraid

Far Right: Blair, Clinton
Right: Gordon Brown, Obama, Trudeau
Centre-Right: Ed Miliband
Centre: Bernie Sanders
Centre-Left: Jeremy Corbyn
Left: Lenin, Trotsky
Far Left: Mélenchon

>>73670501
danes invented football

>>73670495
should've lost mine last night but couldn't get hard

>>73670495
you will probably come sooner than she was hoping, tell her you're a virgin

looking up escorts and the prices they charge is disgusting

imagine charging £75+ for 30 minutes just for vaginal sex, no bj or anything smfh going to be a virgin forever

I invented football

>>73670495
just be yourself

be honest with her about your level of experience and how you feel about the whole thing

>>73670426
People here a hard drinkers.

the most popular traditional drink is honey wine.

But beer is the beverage of choice. Lots of local brands

>>73670483
It's phenomenal here and much stronger than wine. The stuff you'll find in North America is bootleg

>>73670495
Be afraid

>>73669915
That's actually impressive and I bet people like him.

can you give me two examples of something that scottish people argues? we need to do a debate in one of my class and i need two topics, brexit and what else?

are there any places in africa you can go without getting ebola and disemboweled? would like to see how those lads go on one day

Move over 190kg, we have a new worst poster

>>73670594
that's still cheaper than the amount you'd spend on maintaining a relationship with a gf

>>73670655
scottish independence obviously

>>73670665
yeah the danecunt is the fucking worst

could easily HEEM every runt on /brit/ on my own with one hand behind my back

would squash you insects

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what did they mean by this?

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mum just bought this Jeff Banks overcoat for me. £250 down to £125. what a lovely gal. cheers mum!

>>73670687
danelad is one of my favourites, he riles up rorkes effortlessly and rakes in the (You)s

>>73670655
Scottish independence and le evil tories

Gonna do a post in the next thread that will completely destroy the thread before it even gets a chance to start. Watch this, lads.

Watching New Balance shoes being made on the Beeb

>>73670655
is typing in your regional accent an example of forming a new language

discuss

>>73670495
Lots of foreplay, get comfortable and stay relaxed, don't make any quick movements.

You won't be amazing but just go with the flow and you will ease through it. You'll cum quickly that's just something you can't avoid but the girl will be fine with it. If you want to try and go for longer alternate between penetration and oral whenever you feel yourself getting close.

>>73670617
That's why I've never bothered. You can't find genuine Yeh outside Ethiopia and Eritrea, and the herbal components aren't readily in North America (you can't even get them online because they're so obscure).

>>73670708
if i ever saw your inbred looking mug i'd turn ur spine into a fucking flump

>>73670363
very nice furniture

>>73670734
lol>>73670664

/int/ has made me hate the word easter

>>73670734
git tae fuck

do not come to Barnstaple if you dont want your jaw vaporised

>>73670743
You Somali?

>>73670798
turn off your name and trip or I will filter you
final warning

>>73670655
Whitehall's oppressive taxation of Scotch Whisky.

>>73670664
Avoid Horn, Egypt, west coast, central.

I guess that leaves you with south Africa and the Arab-Afro countries.

>>73670734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScELaXMCVis

tfw my dialect is close to another language, we still use thee and thar here

don't reply to me you tripfag reddit twat

>>73670909
>>73670909
>>73670909

nu

hello?

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>>73670818
Tej is Ethiopia's meme in this game.

A frustrating country to play, but one thing sank into my head all those replays. The rulers of Ethiopia really love their honey-wine.

>>73670718
alri bender

>>73670921
fuck off bellend, take your pride flag to /r/unitedkingdom
t. cool kid

>>73670818
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