easter? edition
anime
might get a body pillow with a cute anime girl on it
>>73623109
fantastic post
Do you believe me yet you bastards?
easter?
What did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/DzgeXGhvRUQ?t=1430
but seriously, why don't americans celebrate easter?
WHAT'S AN EASTER?
easdar :)))))
>>73623215
not until you write 'doing a poo lads' on one of your limbs
craving gf
>>73623215
ha alri Umbongwe
>>73622799
ear?
>tfw no qt disabled, North Korean, traffic cop gf
>>73623224
>coachella
the most normie bullshit imaginable
A festivity yet to begin?
HATE pakis, HATE anime, LOVE toads, pints and easter
First gay experience lads?
>>73623214
ear?
>>73623215
youre an attention seeker and have decided to post about the ONLY thing that separates you from others here; being somalian
>>73623343
69d with a m8 for a laugh
>>73623305
reckon they put her down like a horse just around that corner
Is it gay if I want to ram a cute boy up the arse?
>>73623272
woah...that's a big lass...
>>73623272
would definitely climb inside her vag to shield me from the freezing temperatures of Hoth
>>73623360
>England
very good girls
>>73623329
>LOVE toads
good lad
>>73623305
NEED to save her before trump nukes the place
>>73623155
I need to do something with my life...
but I'm here, posting feet on an anonymous chinese cartoon image board
>>73623269
I've been on this website for 6 fucking years. I've been here because I've never had friends.
I don't even want much out of life. I just want it to not be as hellishly awful as it is now.
I've been holding off posting something like this, but if I do end it, I'm blowing up a fucking mosque. They've been the source of most of my suffering, so it's only right I end myself destroying one.
>>73623215
please kill yourself you stinking shitskin
going to bed now. tomorrow is easter sunday and as i'm sure you'll know i've got plenty of festivities planned! chief among them the consumption of a chocolate egg and precious time spent with the gf and her family
talk to you again. bye
>>73623380
bit gay yeah
Despise racism
>>73623397
Funny if you just made that up
Not funny if you heard it somewhere else and decided to steal it
>>73623405
Independence?
Muh Hillsborough
>>73623360
Unironically looks a bit like the gf
>>73623411
whose are these? please do not crop the face next time pls anon
>>73623272
NEED a gigantess gf to toss me around, to crush me, break me like a twig, suffocate me, strangle me, slap me, squeeze, punch, kick my bollocks into mashed prunes
>>73623397
are you my long lost husband?
Hmmm?
>>73623305
She's just pooed her knickers
>>73623360
that was a very disappointing face reveal
>>73623272
How much grub must she put away to be fat at that height, the mind boggles.
>>73623490
what's the joke here?
Chocolate ovals?
CHEBS
>>73623272
My ideal woman
>>73623450
Read the Australian lad talking about how he'd climb inside and it reminded me of return of the jedi. was elaborating on an existing joke if you will
>>73623548
SALINE
>>73623490
>4/20
shooting up a school isn't normal, but on skunk it is
>>73623356
Hardly an attention seeker. I just need someplace to vent.
I have a lot of pent-up frustration.
Sadly, I can't join ISIS or Al-Shabab like the normal disenfranchised Somali loner, so instead I post on a website with cartoons and masturbatory material.
>>73623524
Was gonna post exactly this
A billionaire crime fighter?
A treat?
>>73623569
do i know you
respond immediately
THIGHS
>>73623272
fackin hell imagine one of her farts
GOOD thread
>Lelster
>>73623541
wtf, you posted the exact same pic as I did in a different thread within seconds: >>73623536
>>73623570
PENIS
>>73623272
it can be done
remember gantz
>>73623467
felicity jones
The alleged "gf" lads
hold tight josie you wanna get merky
your breathe stinks just shut up
your flow's dead just shut up
>the whole fucking catalog is filled with toads
great
>>73623611
MOAB (Mother Of All BRAAAAAAPs)
Going to easter island anyone want anything
>>73623272
She would crush me
>>73623272
How fucking long is that birds arm
>>73623641
What, non-existent :-))
The gf
trying to read a book and be all productive and shit but yous keep posting lewd photos of women (and "women")
The woman formerly known as "the gf" lads
>>73623623
good minds think alike?
>>73623637
what are your favourite sites for your fetish aside from wikifeet
>>73623656
wait is this whole gimmick to do with yanks not celebrating easter?
>>73623658
kek
>>73623656
>>73623663
Bring us back a moai lad
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL
>Syria war: Huge bomb kills dozens of evacuees in Syria
Why won't BBC mention it was a rebel attack on a govenment refugee convoy?
>>73623602
yeah its me Ur brother
we need to exterminate white people
>>73623656
A mere beginning?
havent got any plans this weekend
we need to exterminate the irish
>>73623656
why didn't you just celebrate easter?
>>73623685
>those blowjob lips
arrroooooooooooooo
Why are there so many frogs in the catalog?
Going to go for a walk and get a bottle of wine from Sainsbury's and chug it in the alley behind
that ones for anon
i loved you
youre a j bag on mondays
youre a nonce on tuesdays
stop (you)ing me on fridays
>>73623688
remember when she was just linetrap
Who /noeggs/ here?
Just think about how right wing Americans are
Scary huh?
south london is weird
>>73623716
Might be over the 20kg luggage limit
>>73623693
they do indeed
>>73623609
BIG BOOBIES
>>73623723
you know why anon
Still feeling hungover.
>>73623772
Buying Easter eggs before they slash the prices post-Easter Sunday is a mug's game
>>73623801
GOOD post
>>73623764
Easter?
>>73623764
Frogs?
>>73623768
Fucking hell. It takes me a day to get through a wine, though nowadays I need two bottles.
My skin is turning grape-red :(
>>73623675
looking at this photo again and it definitely looks 'shopped. The other lass's hand round her waist is way too big.
Looks like giantess gf is just a myth lads.
Toads you say? Pascha?
>>73623723
I used to think loads of innocent civilians dying was always bad, but after all the abuse I've gotten from the Muslim community, my mindset has shifted to; dead Muslims is probably better for the world.
I'm not into any far-right shit. It's just 99% of my suffering in my life has been because of Muslims. I have very little love for the people who have only ever been oppressive towards me. Don't care about the famine in Somalia or the bombs in Syria. Those people would kill me if hey had the chance, so I won't get teary-eyed when they pass.
>>73623703
>wikifeet
it's the only website I get in for my kinks
can't fathom what kind of runt you'd have to regularly stretch out your dick trying to make it longer
The beloved gf lads
>you will see toad images nonstop for the next 48 hours
>white population of London plummets fast
>gun and knife crime rises 40%
Gives one pause for thought
The "gf"
>>73623764
ë¶€í™œì ˆ?
>>73623723
>A huge car bomb has blasted a convoy of coaches carrying evacuees from government-held towns in Syria, killing at least 39 people, state media report.
>It shattered coaches and set cars on fire, leaving a trail of bodies including children, as the convoy waited in rebel territory at Rashidin.
>Russian troops have reportedly moved to shield rebel evacuees from retaliation.
seems obvious to me from the body of the article that it was a rebel attack
you're not too stupid to infer things from the news are you? you dont need everything spelled out? you're not an actual baby?
>>73623871
alri ribena
You wake up in the Northern Powerhouse
>>73623837
a good post you say?
>>73623893
the education system is racist
>>73623893
don't forget the 300% rise in acid attacks
>>73623922
a sign of thing to come?
>>73623801
>>73623922
>posting tiny images
making some porridge
Do you think I would get beaten more because of overt homosexuality of the like that I exude constantly if I went to Glasgow or Birmingham?
EVERY TOAD I POST THE SYSTEM SAYS HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED
doing a hate crime
>>73623916
>Rashidin
'shid'
>you dont need antimalware
ah yes
*opens torrent site*
*antimalware goes insane, blocking a thousand IPs and redirect attempts to malware sites*
dont need it at all mate
If you saw me on the street you'd think; "look at that Somali Muslim guy". Wrong! I may even pretend to be Muslim around other Muslims, but deep down inside I am suffering and wishing for the total destruction of the Muslim people and the Islamic religion.
playing Midnight Club 3 DUB Edition Remix with only dancehall tunes
>>73623860
look at the size of her fucking arse you utter cretins and she says shes 6 foot 7 or whatever but shes about 4 feet taller than everyone else in the picture you total fucking morons you fuckheads
thats what you are
fucking shitheads
>>73623971
hmm?
>>73623957
At this hour?
In fulfillment of the scriptures?
>>73623990
I remember one bengali muslim guy calling me stupid and crazy for being atheist
1 year later and he was atheist himself
>>73623922
I enjoyed this post
Wish this leaf would fuck off to /r9k/
>>73623997
best midnight club is midnight club : los angeles
Legit grew a centimetre by tuning my willy you small cocked yank runt
>>73623978
you dont need it if you have common sense. it appears you need it.
Eostre?
NEED Andy Carroll to score sharpish otherwise loan sharks will be breaking my legs
>>73623978
what torrent site? my ISP blocks a shitload of TPB mirrors so I have to use really shady sites with endless popups to get to it. Too bad KAT and Isohunt went down and nothing ever replaced them. Extratorrent is pure crap too
hope this canadian somali fella feels better soon, he seems very depressed
>>73624051
the most stupid post I've ever seen
hop o-BRAAP
parents have a better social life than me
>>73624101
What is this look trying to convey?
>>73624075
word to the wise
new zealand doesnt block pirate bay at all
mental
you just go on thepiratebay.org and bam its there
no proxy no nothing
just the website
thats what im talking about mate
not using antimalware is a serious redpill
took it years ago and never looked back
*cough* *wheeze* ....Easter?
>>73624104
same aha
a certain asmr-tist under the name of whisperaudios, perchance?
>>73624140
a decent ad blocker is all I need
Why don't Amerifats eat chocolate easter eggs at easter? one of life's biggest mysteries for sure
do you ever get really thirsty in bed lads? sometimes i get quite thirsty so i get up and have a drink of water
>>73624075
rutracker
>>73624185
i just suck my own dick and enjoy the precum
that usually sets me
On the third day He rose again
>>73624185
yes thats why i have a bottle of water near my bed
>>73624169
She's the best
>>73624185
I just have a glass of water on my bedside table.
>>73624185
yeah sometimes
>>73623921
*zooms out to reveal it's an intricate model in a grim-looking council estate with a burberry-wearing chav shagging some ugly lass with hoop earrings*
do you ever have to piss lads? sometimes i feel like i need to piss so i get up and piss in the toilet
listening to the new kendrick and quite enjoying it
>>73624286
yeah i just piss in your mum's mouth lad yeh
>>73624286
Never happened.
Fucking hell lads the gf just found out off her mate that I cheated on her
What the fuck do I say I'm gonna fucking lose her
>>73624229
What day is that?
>>73624286
Superb post
do you ever get really tired lads? sometimes i get quite tired and go to bed
anyone here eat crisps while watching stuff on the telly?
awful thread
>Kissing your cum off your boyfriend's lips
lads, do you also know this feel?
>>73624310
and who's fault is that?
>>73624310
you deserve it
>>73624328
this happens every fucking day so irritating
>>73624224
funny
>>73624236
yes i see
>>73624247
do you?
>>73624252
omg me too!
>>73624350
Good post
>Great yarmouth
why yes I do have 6 fingers
>>73624023
I was raised Sunni Muslim, got really devout around 9, my family called me "wadad"(pious one), then I had doubts when I was 14, and became an Atheist at 15. My immediate family knows, but I live in an area that's like 30% Muslim and I lie day in day out, and even my family who I was stupidly honest to in the past I have to keep up the Muslim persona even though they I know I've said some blasphemous shit when I was young.
I've tried to treat Islam like it's just part of our lovely Somali culture, but it's not. It's more like an authoritarian cult.
And I know *le fedora* meme is about atheists exaggerating how bad religion is. I've gotten death threats, I've been abused and made to do things with the implicit threat of violence. It's almost a tradition that I go to mosque during Ramadan with my father's implicit threat of violence.
Fedora me, faggots. Your people haven't been in the state I am since the dark ages. You can openly been degenerates and espouse your point of view regardless how misguided it may be. I don't have that luxury until I move the fuck out of this shithole (which is my goal).
>>73624318
Easter?
>>73624343
the absolute state of this post
>>73624328
I find lying down in a dark room is great
once gave Christian Horner a black eye in Monaco
had one of those 'wanks' I hear you lads talking about all the time earlier
highly traumatic
>>73624432
>>73624432
no one cares you fucking nigger
>>73624487
I care
>the catalog
truly incredible the amount of people that are in on this gimmick
Accidentally let out a loud smelly fart on my date last night. The girl responded by laughing and letting out a nastier fart. Good girl.
>>73623978
>public trackers
you poor soul
>>73624487
No one cares about anything posted here. That's the entire fucking point you French son of a bitch.
>>73624432
alright lad heres the deal
stop talking about your frankly depressing backstory and just make normal posts like the rest of us
you will blend in and be accepted
the more you gabble on about your family and atheism the more i want to drop a brick on you from the top of the gherkin
>>73624432
lets try to keep it 10 words or less yeah?
does it ever get dark in your house lads? sometimes it gets dark in my house so I go and turn a light on
>>73624350
You're right lad, it was not her fault but mine, her heart was on the line, I really fucked it up this time, didn't I my dear?
>>73624532
Is there something bothering you?
Did a sloppy shit while reading an article about Coachella
>>73624562
oh fuck off
>>73624577
PNL isn't allowed to go to america to perform there looool
>>73624557
i actually keep a lamp on my dresser for just this reason
Any hunky lads on here wanna meet up and give my bellend a little kiss? Maybe eat my angus out?
>>73624432
how old are you now?
can you move out or will you get honour HEEMed?
anyone remember the Easter meme?
There are no less than 94 Easter? threads in the catalog
>buy a slab
>drink it
>>73624432
good luck moving out m8
>>73624619
Yeha it was h*lla epic m'lad!
how many clones of you would it take to beat up a prime Mike Tyson
Stop replying to this fucking LARPing leaf
>>73624600
Looks like a shit festival anyway
>>73624600
Poonald Nohn Lump?
>>73624614
is angus fit?
>>73624487
I care for my canadian fellow, and you should too. I was told that frenchmen were lacking in politeness, but even I - and take note that my expectations are very low - could not anticipate the extent.
Please refrain from leaving a comment like that in the future, it harms and destroy our fine community.
>>73624585
DIDNT I MY DEEEEAAAAARRR
*strums guitar*
>>73624532
What gimmick?
>>73624665
yea
>>73624671
french rap duo who were on the list of people participating
but one of them isn't allowed to set foot in america
>>73624673
u r gay lol
I grew up in a Muslim community and the cananigger is false flagging
*gives my head a wobble*
>>73624658
4-5?
>>73624714
why not?
>>73624714
theres a french rap duo called Poonald Nohn Lump?
the ol' BO is starting to seep out from under my fleece. Might go have a shower.
>>73624507
no one cares you fucking nigger
>>73624732
fuck off poo
>>73624732
trip on amer
It's just occurred to me that I never buy anything from stalls in the market square. There's lots of fresh food on offer but I never even glance at it.
After I finish sinking this pint I think I may go out and get myself a barbecued sausage or something from one of the stalls. A Saturday treat if you will.
remember lads: you can't eat meat until later tonight
Fuck it. I'm done posting. This shit is a waste of time. I've got a job to get to on Monday so the depressing shit I'm posting here for you guys to dismiss will be a distant past.
not even 4am and the birdcucks are at it again
they arise early on easter sunday just like our lord jesus christ
>>73624507
that's because you're a smelly 'sheed too
Any hot daddies here please respond
>>73624833
I'm not a paki why would I celebrate ramadan
>>73624715
I am gay, do you or any your kangoroo fucker friends have a problem with that?
>>73624762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umF1kfVujhM
dont particularly like them but its true that they're the huge thing on the french urban musical field for quite some time now
>>73624757
no reasons were given
>>73624842
what does the dawn chorus sound like in new zealand I wonder
no robins or blackbirds or wood pigeons I suspect
disgusting
>>73624755
mate of mine said he could do it in 2, he's 5 feet 7 and chubby
Can't bring myself to look at the the picture of me and the lads last night
always look like such a mong
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
>>73624928
heheh aww
*comes over and plays with you*
>>73624857
she used to be cute before she turned into an overly tanned racial ambiguous vapid instagram-esque girl
>>73624928
*gets out the shovel*
>>73624872
and whats the origin of their weird name?
>>73624883
cant name fingers or point names but its defo different to england
theres about 400,000 sparrows for every human here so theyre probably a large part of the orchestra
>>73624928
*lets you nibble on my finger*
*mentions trump*
*studies the looks on everyone's face*
*cackles maniacally*
>>73624970
'sheed
Drinking homemade lean
who tf up? smash dat mafuckin like button yo!
city has a spice problem
>>73624658
4 because I watch Naruto.
>>73624961
yeah
I thought she was black but she looks white in older picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ekZEVeXwek
choone
>>73624961
like all spics she has aged horribly, it's no surprise. they have such awful genetics
>>73624984
according to wikipedia it means Peace N Lovés (lovés being slang for money)
*anally envelops you*
tried to force a gimmick on /brit/ for a few weeks but it never caught on, so I've given up
has anyone made a deano easter toad?
>>73625071
what 'mmick
wouldnt be surprised if it was utter dogshit
>>73625050
lucky how Poonald Nohn Lump's french translation has the same initials
>Amazon said my parcel was out for delivery at 9:45
>now 5pm
Hmmmmmm
spent the day being hungover in bed
back from my walk on dartmoor. was very pleasant. bit windy though
is Hegel popular in england?
Why do Brexitmongs think our shitskin problem has anything to do with the EU?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFjfbL1KWNI
I love that every single white Pole or Lithuanian that would have moved here to do a job that British workers don't want to do will be replaced with a Pakistani or Nigerian immigrant from the commonwealth.
the gf is sending me "we are number one" youtube videos
might take the moral highground and tell her off for being up so late so she stops sending them
>>73625102
yeah maybe....................................................
Business idea: parma ham in my mouth
>>73625126
good idea
>>73624928
YAP YAP WOOF YAP YAP?
My latest toad works.
>>73625167
only among Marxists
it's like a sauna in here
Had one of these "wanks" you lads keep going on about
Entire experience was mortifying
>>73624658
probably like 6, but i still think tyson would probably win.
>>73625167
not really, more of a continental thing
perhaps a time for celebration and joy?
>>73624928
SHUT IT U KANT! OI KALUM TAKE THE DOG FER A WALK
Had one of these "poos" you lads keep going on about
Entire experience was mortifying
A British anime?
>>73625173
how long are you going to go on about this mate
>>73625200
nah, i really like hegel's work and im not a marxist
ARRRR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR
its a meme video, but the tune is top notch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg
>>73625173
>will be replaced with a Pakistani or Nigerian immigrant from the commonwealth.
source?
miaaaooooow
>>73625074
I'd make one but every time I've asked about Deano nobody has bothered actually telling me who he is
got no time for a meme I don't even understand desu
>>73625188
I like greyhounds.
>>73625288
karen was a slut
*open my reddit page*
*everything has 1 less upvote than yesterday*
appear to have triggered someone
>>73625341
id fuck her
>>73625344
It was me
>>73625368
well yeah obviously
>>73625368
id fuck you
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/905-Charles-Ave_North-Platte_NE_69101_M71795-84154?turbo=1
I could buy this house right now if America dropped their retarded visa restrictions on Europeans
>>73625387
Every girl in this show needs a good dicking (from me
>>73625328
i like greyhounds too.
had swordfish for lunch