australia edition
toads
>>73603558
what a haram dingo
post ded cats
Why do Ausmericans piss in their easter eggs
anime
>>73603597
tradition
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg
>>73603558
What would you do if you were stuck in a third world searing shithole desert sandbox surrounded by megafauna and deadly arachnids?
business idea: suck my donkey
de romantiek van het kraken
white people?
Culchies are bro tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo
>>73603597
keeps the jellyfish out
don''t like benders 2bh
they're not lads
new
this one yank has been making shitty early threads all day
>>73603615
>>73603615
>>73603615
>>73603609
leave?
>>73603645
They're lads' lads
>>73603649
>>73603630
They're fucking wankers you yank spastic
All they shite on about is the farm, tractors and their favourite 80s box cars and they're all aggressive and easily provoked and lots have nasty addictions to alcohol and drugs
>>73603649
not going to help
>>73603649
leaves are worse FOL
>>73603630
what the fuck is this shit?
redpill me on this haitiANO gimivk
>>73603668
sounds like american southerners
>>73603682
Irish working class rural type wankers
Rednecks
Cavemen
Neanderthals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPq181KKLk8
terrorcore
>>73603668
still better than being a shit weeb who spacks on about his anime waifu and smells of his old cum crusted boxers like you
>>73603577
>>73603645
don't like heteros t b h
enjoy breeding for mr noseberg's continuing slavery
>>73603668
t. West Brit
>>73603682
FOY
>>73603694
FOY
I wish the alt-right autists would stop saying that
>hard times create strong men
>strong men create good times
>good times create weak men
>weak men create hard times
what a load of shite
>>73603694
Where do you think American trash descend from? Culchie Irish trash. That's why they're so clanlike.
>>73603698
Do I fuck, shut up farmer boy
freed from the oppressive janny, /brit/ experiments with new thread rules
>>73603677
you fuck off
/brit/ was better when it went to page 7 every thread and threads lasted for longer than 20 minutes
>yesterday got drunk in a couple of hours
>wake up the next morning still wearing trousers, no idea when I fell asleep
>stuff is all in the wrong place, youtube history is full of weird shit that I don't remember watching
>today drink for 7 hours
>get heartburn
>still feel sober, could drive (slowly) if absolutely necessary
>not even tired
>going to be knackered tomorrrow
Fucking booze
I'm that annoying asshole at a social gathering who isn't comfortable unless he's having a political debate with someone.
Holy fuck what a terrible revelation.
hard times create hard clocks
>>73603693
haitian man living in Sweden who posts scat/cp with the catchphrase "kill yourselves fucking scumbags"
>>73603609
embrace it
i enjoy hard cocks
18mg of concerta straight down the gullet
>>73603721
American Hillbillies are descended from Scots Irish i.e. the heavily militarised Afghan-like savages on the English-Scottish border. Nothing to do with Celts or Scots for that matter.
>>73603739
Thanks Chile. You've improved my perception of your country (which was nonexistent before to be fair)
>Culchie "culture"
https://youtu.be/stjIjkduN40
>>73603763
I wish I could go back in time to before I discovered internet porn, my innocence is never coming back
>>73603609
you've already got the third world part down
not if life is worth 2bh
tried most of the things people do during a life and none of it seemed particularly worthwhile
big fan of this cut t b h lads
>>73603765
Scotch Irish are the Scottish planters of Ulster you yank spackwit, you got the afghan part right tho. Lots of the south are populated by Irish and Ulster scotch.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatfield–McCoy_feud
>>73603771
Marty Mone is bro tier
>>73603776
over rated lad, nothing better than seeing two lads going at it
There's something . . . special, about asians who have giant tits
working on this illustration thing of a female Punisher murdering a guy in a drill press lads
>>73603810
weird face on that one
virgo peridot
>>73603790
Where do you think those so-called "Scottish" planters in Ulster came from you fucking melon? Oh right, they were transplanted from the English-Scottish border, then to Ulster because they were so uncivlised, then to America, then to Appalachia. Get your head right.
>>73603810
looks weird and extremely uncomfortable
>>73603801
>Be on a night out
>Fat fucking sweaty culchies leave their caves
>Marty Mones hit the the diff starts playing
>Fat drunken morons throw their weight about on the dance floor
>One big fat village idiot looking bastard gets his shit pushed in by local adidas wearing townie hardman called fintan
Ahahha fuck culchies BTFO
>>73603837
>>73603826
/brit/ really is a general for gays
miss my high school bf lads
>>73603855
You better be a grill
Or is this the real thread?
>>73603853
>>73603855
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>73603609
>>73603853
oh fuck off you manchild virgin cunt
I like tits, just not impractically large ones that only manchildren like yourself vaunt
just da touch of ur love is enough to sweep me off o my feet o weee x
(Directed at (you))
Like to imagine myself as a chick in my sexual fantasies but it's a chick with big muscles so it's not gay
haitiANO
>>73603842
Yeah, they should all just move to Dublin and act like posh Brits or pretend they're characters on Yank sitcoms, thanks m8 you've really opened my eyes
what jobs can I get with really good a-levels but no degree?
>oh fuck off you manchild virgin cunt
>I like tits, just not impractically large ones that only manchildren like yourself vaunt
got that dull depressive weekend feeling again
>oh fuck off you manchild virgin cunt
>I like tits, just not impractically large ones that only manchildren like yourself vaunt
Union of Island Nations when
the most i miss about my high school bf is that he stalked me, well not really, but once he came to my school but i skipped on french so he didn't see me
but them i invited him to a movie on IM
and it was really awesome to be in love at 17
>>73603913
Why lad?
>>73603898
Do you think that's what all non rural Irish people are like? Really? Maybe the posh dubs, that's it really. Everyone here is an irritable fucking wankjob looking to explode on someone. Fuck this country and its people, sick of it all.
>>73603905
get an IT job while going for network security certifications and then become a hacker
>>73603905
leader of the labour party haha
in fact you're OVERqualified
(do i fit in yet guys) :p
>>73603926
taiwan can come too
i quite like you, /brit/
Wtf I love Northern Ireland now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM1U07cqF3c
>>73603933
>no degree
>get an IT job
>>73603853
actually youre gay and hide it behind boob pics
>>73603929
live a very empty life
>>73603871
>â–¼(3)
>>73603963
What do you do for fun?
i unironically think like him at times lol
>>73603788
mad to think, just like Assad, he was educated in London and has alma-mater mates in the upper -echelons who can attest to both being top lads
home alone on a Friday night? God, you're pathetic...
>>73603909
oh you can fuck off
>>73603914
and you
FUCK OFF!!!!!
had a thicc gf even though im gay because she pressured me into it
we liked the same books and movies
lotr, hp, dune
>tfw no brit bf with a stiff upper lip and an even stiffer cock
>>73603940
I like you too
post more Karen!
>>73603979
idk
God... You're pathetic...
*unsheathes katana*
>>73603993
sounds like you fucked a fat bird and it was so awful it turned you into a bender
>>73603926
*lands on you*
WHOOPS haha sorry there lads xoxo
>>73603609
Move to Australia
>>73604018
ah yes a whole lot of nothing
>>73603953
if you get a degree and go into IT, you just failed at life. it's for highschool grads
>>73603998
nah I don't want her to outstay her welcome.
>>73603939
you don't get to bring friends
>>73604013
pretty much
except i was already one
>>73603986
except assad is still a good lad and kim has gone off the deep end
desperate stuff from 190kg
he must really want a (you)
>>73603948
Real Irish country
https://youtu.be/BgxMgEpcKIo
>>73604018
>Disgusting expanse of dust and sand
Please separate off your nice habitable and arable areas into islands then we can talk
>>73604030
remember seeing this /sp/ last year with HOPE SOLO written across her roastie
BELLOWING
>>73603810
this
they're unique and superior to white women imo
wish i had a 190cm bf
>>73604068
why are pretty girls with big tits so nice?
>>73604056
Should we give him one? Bringing spee memes to /brit/ is a new low
hmm
>>73603993
Think everyone who reads a moderate amount of modern fiction likes those books
la la land is shit. having to watch it in 20 minute installments every day just to try and get through the cunt
got a 190 cm penis
>>73604034
out of the frying pan and into the fire
just set some bait for the /dpt/ runts, can't wait for them to scramble
>>>/g/59896881
>>73604075
they're treated nice by everyone and have high estrogen
>>73604078
What's his end game?
*dabs*
>>73604105
are you runt that was going write code to interface with a midi controller in fucking assembly?
wouldn't be so smug if I was that much of a moron
>>73604061
>mining land is useless
ye alri mate, how's that coal industry of yours going?
>>73604142
All those countries you can fit in yours are orders of magnitude more wealthy and powerful than yours lad, you must move everything to Tasmania and build a true island nation
The gf is getting In-N-Out for din dins lads
>>73604114
swipe down, obviously
>>73604067
wasn't even that bad
ive seen a lot worse in my time.
Really enjoying this sandwich lads
https://youtu.be/3FnJDsvjtMg
>>73604179
foy
>he doesn't meditate
Hope yous didn't eat any meat or alcohol today
Yas tramps
>>73604176
Um sorry sweetie but I don't bother competing with countries that have a <40K GDP per capita PPP xx
Maybe you can go boast with China over there about your totals
>ive seen a lot worse in my time
>>73604141
functional runt detected
>>73604227
I didn't but only because I'm too poor
considering buying a 2L bottle of cheap cider for £2
>>73604236
You will not be welcome in the secret island alliance of justice you fake island chinky cunt
>>73604260
Sure why fuckin not 2 leet get you off ur rocker
Frosty jacks, strongbow or 3 hammer?
>>73604227
>tfw Catholic
>did both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a_spSAjUmg
tune
Went to a party at my mates house and there was this lad who kept trying to make snide comments as a "joke" to try and put me down. Never gave him an inch but fucksake i thought I'd grown out of this childish shit.
Trying desperately to be the alpha male and it was so obvious. We're not 16 anymore mate come on
>>73604276
>leave EU
>toddle around for a bit
>'I want to join a new group of nations!'
Acting like a teenage girl who keeps dumping bfs in the search for the perfect dick
really wish trump would destroy the religious aspect of the american right once and for all
they REALLY don't need that vestigial bullshit anymore
>>73604308
should've heemed him
>>73604227
I didn't drink booze all of Lent but I'm eating In-N-Out right now
>>73604308
people like that exist in uni
girls unironically love it though :/
>>73604310
Your country is a glorified nuclear test site
>>73604312
I hope he gets America nuked
annoyed nothing happened with that north korea stuff
>>73604333
>girls unironically love it though :/
yaaaas queen slaaaaay
Lads
I have an absolutely grotesque bump on my penis
Quite frightened
>>73604242
>every single chip and operating systems support C
>90% of them support C++
>you choose to use fucking assembly because your time is worthless
>>73604317
I might have if he'd have outright said he wanted a fight but he just stuck to his little passive aggressive "banter". Pathetic, we're supposed to be adults ffs, no need to ruin everyone's night for the sake of your ego.
>>73604344
3" willy lad?
Nice try, bucko.
Opinion discarded.
>>73604364
Nah
Trump's MOAB isn't even that bad. I mean sure it's awful but the point is Obama did this shit as well.
Why are the media doing this?
>>73604308
And instead of settling him straight and offering him out or telling him to shut the fuck up you did nothing but tell your pals on /brit/.
this is how i like my /br*t/ threads
>>73604387
Shitizen?
Haha
>trump dropping a bomb on ISIS was awful
>>73604227
I don't drink but I ate plenty of meat
chicken, ham and pork
>>73604346
You do know you are arguing with a college student who discovered assembly last semester and has absolutely no knowledge of how the industry of embedded systems work?
need my willy sucked lads
>>73604412
>$
Nice try, bucko.
Opinion discarded.
>> 73604416
>killing harmless civilians
>HAHA BUT AT LEAST HE AIMED FOR ISIS
TRUMP IS GOD
'no'
fuck off
>>73604412
just steal them
>tfw no Jennie gf
Teehee
>>73604411
Nyet
>>73604402
umm
Should have known better than to think this runt would be serious
>>73604458
*Forces my bollocks into it*
Ahhh yesssss
>>73604400
I held my ground lad but there was no call for violence. I might have won or i might have lost, but i was never so angry as to escalate it.
My point is that we're adults now with jobs and responsibilities, surely this petty shit should be well behind us. Was baffled by it desu. Was like i was back in the council estate i grew up in
>>73604460
Seamus the Heem Machine?
>>73604460
pyccкий?
>>73604490
Nope
>>73604460
buslad?
fuck Western Imperialism.
>>73604068
source on webm pls x
Lads I don't know if you noticed it but I've had your backs from day one niggas let's blow this bitch
>>73604425
you're right I suppose
haven't got anything better to do though
>>73604474
he's always been a cuck
>>73604412
>woolworths
>dollars
hmm yes
definitely not australia
>>73604500
Buslad?
PFFFTTTTHHHH
>>73604529
copied me
rude
>>73604537
Heh
>>73604458
'I have 20+ machetes for some reason' the bin
hat's a good podcast?
Night leds 'av a good one kisses and hugs from the Emerald Isle xxxx
heading to Skingrad, you lads need anything?
>>73604549
why aren't they remastering oblivion
really want a smart gf
dated a smart girl once and realy enjoyed being made to feel stupid
>tfw I will never have jessie's girl
>>73604543
Joe Rogan
Pep = me
Wayne = racism and capitalism acceptance in /brit/
>>73604568
Stacey's mom has got it going on
>>73604543
uhh yeah dude
>>73604510
Vicky Lee
>>73604548
good night x
>>73604543
http://thetuesdayclub.libsyn.com
>>73604565
I'm sure there's plenty of people you can date who'll make you feel stupid haha
>>73604346
>no fun allowed
yes sir sorry my fault, i will do this in Go instead, thank you master
>>73604565
>tfw smarter than any female that has ever lived
off to bed
remember: don't let the memes be dreams
>>73604505
go to rojava
>>73604562
they only remastered skyrim because it was gigapopular and easy money
its been over 5 years and Skyrim is still one of the most played games on Steam
the gf
>>73604582
8-6-7-5-309
>>73604619
Idiot
>>73604562
Because Oblivion was fucking boring, like most Elder Scrolls games
>>73604425
my uni actually doesn't even offer an assembly course so i feel compelled to learn it somehow or another. its a java school
>>73604543
Old Yogpods
XFM
The Official Podcast
>>73604630
jealous...
>>73604590
cheers la' x
>A vast majority of those surveyed in the CANZUK countries support freedom of movement
>of those polled were in favour of free movement within the CANZUK countries, with 64% support in the UK, 72% support in Australia, 77% support in Canada and 81% support in New Zealand.
http://www.canzukinternational.com/2017/04/significant-support-for-canzuk-free.html?m=1
Opinions?
>>73604549
few bottles of skooma for me mate
>its a java school
>>73604630
who is she?
wtf, /g/ is full of nerds??
>>73604653
would like the option but not sure id actually leave
JAFFA
>>73604630
Me and the lads had a go on her for 50p round the back of Londis desu
>>73604658
laugh at me, i know. i got a full ride scholarship so it's not like i was turning that shit down..
>>73604636
this but it was a pretty unique modding experience
don't know of any other game with a similar community and ease of modding
>>73604683
KREE
unironically listening to smashmouth
>>73604689
yeah a full ride to nowhere
khajit has wares
if you have the coin
>>73604653
Literally anyone of any worth would leave the uk immediately
>>73604653
our government's will never allow it
(((They))) will never allow it
Anglo nations must be kept separate and alienated
*sniffs the air*
hmm
I smell a thai-runt
>>73604705
it's a brick and mortar school and it's accredited
>know this chubby 5'2 16 year old
>arrogant as fuck
>constantly talking about his parents complaining about him fucking girls too loudly
>claims to be an expert in combat and could kill without feeling anything
What age do people gain self awareness?
>>73604718
>not sticking around for the future CANZUK Union
sippin on the double cup ask me anything
>>73604732
The hour approaches...
>>73604742
sometimes never
*enters thread*
>>73604653
would unironically move to NZ or one of the colder bits of aus if this happened
>>73604726
>(((they)))
The Frenchies? They might not be keen on more Anglo integration.
>>73604639
>XFM
very nice
Aphex Twin lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=926fiS2kvt8
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
>>73604739
>it's a brick and mortar school
so one of it's primary selling points is that it physically exists? boy, don't know how anyone could turn that down when they hear that
>WE WUZ BUILDINGS AND SHIEEET
>>73604758
He so fucking annoying
He bought a fake rolex and goes around saying it cost him 10 grand
Honestly want him to get a dose of reality when he's older
>>73604746
Why would you stay in this shirhole when you could go to canada australia or kiwiland?
>>73604543
Chapo Trap House
>>73604813
why do you know a 16 year old?
>>73604772
dont really care much about anglos tbf
evening lads
just ordered a mcchicken for lunch ama
>>73604653
Less 5% of our trade is with them, so it would be largely pointless.
>>73604803
did you go to phoenix university?
>>73604825
I work with his sister
>>73604825
because he's a nonce
i like:
bioshock
half life
sims (3 i guess)
antichamber
wolfenstein (return to & new ones)
age of empires 2
red alert 2
stronghold
infra
portal
gta
many others
also guys
>>73604818
because I'm english and england is my home?
>>73604818
most brits are arrogant and poor and will never step foot outside of europe
scarface soundtrack goes hard as FUCK
>>73604842
fatty boom boom
>>73604849
no I go to an english one
>>73604851
>>73604854
hmm
>>73604842
the best fast food sandwich?
>>73604855
*strokes your leg*
>>73604874
FOY
>>73604857
>>73604818
Arrogant students no doubt
>>73604742
Tends to be 18 but also >>73604758
Conservativism is the new Punk Rock
>because I'm english and england is my home?
>>73604765
*kicks you out*
>>73604818
because fuck you, that's why
my name is
>>73604834
I'm talking about the Frenchies across the pond.
>>73604856
but it's shit
>>73604890
ah nice, so you got a full scholarship too?
business idea: invade iceland
>>73604876
shan't be engaging in the petty squabblings of the working class, needless to say I can afford this meal and you can't
>>73604855
>i like:
>bioshock
>half life
>sims (3 i guess)
>antichamber
>wolfenstein (return to & new ones)
>age of empires 2
>red alert 2
>stronghold
>infra
>portal
>gta
>many others
>also guys
>>73604915
Fuck off then traitor
>>73604916
no, I got loans and a bursary for povvos
>>73604915
t. Rasheed al Mehmet of Birmingham council estate #57
can france, ireland and luxemburg be included in canzuk, forming francanzukirburg
>>73604935
I'm working on it
>>73604921
Don't do that
>staying in your home and not exploring the world
THIRD EYE STATUS: CALCIFIED
Might dew a drunk'n'drive
Should I get a Maccy D's?????
tell me a joke
>>73604953
ireland can but not the continentals
>>73604947
ah that sucks man
>>73604978
the united states of america
>>73604718
Given that those people can leave now, what would be the difference?
>>73604978
Poosident Toilet Bog Fart
>>73604922
>>73604978
your mum is not a slag
>>73604983
not really
>>73604978
The poonited poos of shartassmericapoo
last game I played was Mass Effect 3
recall it being some corridor or some shit
only like old school games anyway. Commodore 64 master race
>>73604718
literally don't know what you're talking about
>>73605001
The ability to freely move to an anglo majority english speaking country
>>73605048
always wonder what goes through the minds of people who wear leather trenchcoats and hats in what appears to be hot weather
>>73605051
Yes, I'm sure the roots they have here, their family and friends will mean nothing if they can just up sticks to Vancouver, you fucking spastic.
>>73604842
fun-fact: i live in the town where the VERY FIRST Big Mac was sold!
>>73604842
was it mac-nificent?
bells
>>73604112
Trap... idk
dangerous
>>73603713
That's true though