We are not alone edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR744FVNY68
/cum/
shan't be posting here
Is this the real thread?
>>73603854
no it's definitely this one
anime
Anime
he just smiled and handed me a vegemite sandwich
I got to go running to the Donald real quick
>>73605062
Just let off a few trumps on mine
>>73605062
stop using the VPN while you're at it
the revolution starts with you
what's goin on here, if you had to guess?
>Girls can't be robo-
need an autistic irish gf
boyos
murray, i think you just dropped new zealand's mineral exports for 08-09
*meows*
>>73605093
Doing a vomit
business idea: do little comedy skits with my mate and then put it on youtube
Rick James is unironically good
>>73605131
rasheed
>>73605139
not a fan of this two first names trend
>>73605097
>joins Antifa and disrupts them from the inside
>>73605126
*pets you*
come on its time for bed x
>>73605111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_y_zKux6h4
ah yes, gives the old 'rt 'ngs a tug
don't think I could stand being in a another country for an extended period
sure, aussie banter or canadian politeness might be nice and quirky at first but I'm pretty sure after a couple of months I'd be ready to murder someone
think i just held my ground against the guy who was trying to bully me for wanting to do a project in assembly and going to a java school
>>73605145
Reminder that their version of "sex" is literally sticking their willies up each other's hairy shitty bumholes
Can't concentrate on anything anymore
The future is now
my middle name's actually a surname haha
>>73605155
t. steve irwin
>>73605179
you're gay for imagining that and typing it up
>>73605184
this is quite literally never ever going to happen in a million years, the commonwealth is going to implode in 5 years anyway when lizzie kicks the bucket
>>73605204
you're gay for reading it
>>73605200
t. boris johnson
>>73605175
reckon the differences are not nearly that huge
desu I'm moving to a really alien country and a bit nervous
>>73605205
>when lizzie kicks the bucket
this is quite literally never ever going to happen in a million years
>>73605214
boyish coy look
>>73605179
even if they did, so what?
you seem to think about gay sex more than i do and i'm gay and don't even do anal
get over yourself burger
>>73605205
also the UK government would never allow it and neither would all the voters there.
When did /brit/ fill up with wimpy lefty redditors?
>>73605215
I find foreign accents really annoying as well
>gay and don't even do anal
what's the point of your life even then dude
>>73605184
if australia and new zealand back out it's just cuk
>>73605179
>shitty
ummm sweetie someone doesn't know about the prep work it goes into bum sex
>>73605241
>of those polled were in favour of free movement within the CANZUK countries, with 64% support in the UK, 72% support in Australia, 77% support in Canada and 81% support in New Zealand.
>>73605257
late night brit
>>73605175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USl1W_2zwZ4
you wouldn't last a day here
>>73605235
>be a demographic of people who have recreational sex with each other’s rectums
>unleash a third world plague that has killed over half a million people in the US, including over 70% of hemophiliacs (who are dependent upon blood transfusions)
But yeah, why should anyone even care?
>>73605263
Docking probably.
>>73605241
what they said about a certain other political event
>>73605205
do not acknowledge the queen's age here
>>73605265
cukanz
>>73605165
*licks you*
have to piss but cba to get off the couch
>>73605279
Haemophiliacs aren't dependent on blood transfusions anymore
>>73605263
life is not only about sex
being gay is not only about bum sex
>>73605257
it's our general now runt
dunno how gays (and women) let people put willies in their bum, or put their willies inside another person's poo filled hole
fucking makes me shiver just thinking about it
>>73605257
no gods no masters
>>73605276
he called him dude
i didn't know australians used that word
just further proves they're more yank than they are brit
>>73605332
why are you thinking about it?
are you gay?
>>73605279
you seem to be conflating the virus HIV with the existence of homosexuals
i'm pretty sure homosexuals didn't create viruses in the same way heterosexuals didn't create chlamydia, herpes, hepatitis
Grew out of the left when I was 17
>>73605257
about 2 months ago when they all flooded in here
Caught my reflection in a puddle earlier
>>73605332
Anal is post-industrialist degeneracy, no honourable man would ever practice it
>>73605332
mate
why are you constantly thinking that we have poo in our bums? anal sex takes a lot of prep work if we even do it to keep it entirely clean
not eating and shower things
>>73605371
i'm honorable and i practice it, my fwb is saving herself for marriage (lol)
he can't keep getting away with this!
woah...
Train rolls on
On down the line
>>73605371
Anal has been done before the industrial revolution, anon.
with the gf
>>73605346
no
straight, just don't get it
>>73605371
How come the Ancient Greeks couldn't stop bumming each other then
We walked him to the station in the rain
Yeah we kissed him as we put him on the train
>>73605403
they were all /fit/
>>73605383
oh no they'll find my brit folder and steal my rare /brit/ frogs and gimmicks
>>73605389
the fetishism of it is a novel thing
sex and intimacy becoming more and more vague
the verge or oasis? only britpop aficionados are allowed to give an opinion, shan't be bothering with the unwashed masses
8.5/10
https://youtu.be/Fkr_kPESDmo
>>73605428
Pulp
>>73605400
Because you're a mong.
Douching makes it always clean.
Please stop thinking about us having sex, I don't think about your blood filled, pee stained vagina intercourse.
i like THICC girls
>>73605428
SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND
>>73605428
King Crimson
>>73605172
i love her
>>73605416
lol no they weren't
>>73605418
toads you say?
>>73605423
The creative and transformative potential of queer sex is especially clear in the case of fist-fucking, the practice that Foucault singles out for mention and that he seems to have in mind when he speaks of “produc[ing] pleasure with very odd things, very strange parts of our bodies.” Fist-fucking, after all, is a sexual practice that nonetheless differs in several important respects from “sexual intercourse” as the latter is conventionally defined. It is less an end-driven, teleological action aimed at achieving release of sexual tension through orgasm (as in the Freudian model of “full heterosexual genitality”) than a gradual, lengthy process–“an art,” as Gayle Rubin describes it, “that involves seducing one of the jumpiest and tightest muscles in the body.” Intensity and duration of feeling, not climax, are the key values: the process can sometimes go on for hours, and it is possible that neither partner may come–or (in the case of men) even maintain an erection for long. It is also possible for the receptive male partner to come without being in a state of erection at the time. Hence, fist-fucking has been spoken of by its practitioners not as sex but as a kind of “anal yoga.” As such, it would seem to represent a practical refutation of what Foucault considered, as we have seen, the mistaken “idea that bodily pleasure should always come from sexual pleasure, and the idea that sexual pleasure is the root of all our possible pleasure.” The emergence of fist-fucking as both a sexual and a sub-cultural phenomenon therefore has the potential to contribute to redefining both the meaning and the practice of sex along the lines sketched out by Foucault in 1977 when, in an interview entitled “Down with the Dictatorship of Sex!” he announced, “I am for the decentralization, the regionalization of all pleasures.”
oasis are just the beatles
>>73605478
shar't
when did you realise that America was the baddie?
>>73605478
shan't
>>73605443
I'm a KHHV you twat
I don't care how clean it is, shit still comes out of there
>>73605471
where did he end up?
>>73605450
>>73605491
I cannot possibly imagine why you need to think about it then. That's like imagining how animals have sex. Don't.
>>73605494
4th dimension
DEL BOY STEW
>>73605503
that's too THICC
>>73605428
Obvs Oasis, is this even a question la?
>>73605503
mal makes me feel at peace
>>73605535
>>73605521
how is she wrong
>>73605503
How does she even wipe her own arse?
Get these disgusting fattos out of my thread
>>73605521
business idea: all white people leave and make their own nations, so everyone else is free to be diverse
big fan of tig bitties
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1492223688730.jpg
>>73605598
little bit too big
>>73605598
Same
Sent from my iPad
>>73605578
Chubby girls are hot af.
>>73605606
battyboy
bought a brick of sponge toffee but it's not nearly as good as the stuff in crunchie bars
bit disappointed
who here /never had a gf/
>>73605623
Aye
I am Spanish.
>>73605620
Why would sponge toffee be anything like a crunchie bar
Fancy a 'cide lads
fancy a pear cide'
>>73605623
haha loser
haha
>>73605634
er that's what's in a crunchie bar mate
>>73605623
Me. Had a fuck buddy for a few months years back. She wanted to take things a bit more seriously, but I wasn't really that into her, plus the sex was shite and she was a bit immature.
That was the last time I was with a girl and haven't really been looking for any sort of relationship since.
>>73605636
coming up
>>73605643
Had one earlier today. You wicked mad mate?
have to drive to sydney tomorrow to see the family for 'ster, can't stand the absolute state of traffic in that godless shithole
execute all sydnese
>>73605651
crunchie bars have honeycomb
>>73605672
ah, australians celebrate easter?
good
>>73605673
oh we call it sponge toffee, same thing
>>73605623
Me. My parents have pretty much accepted I'm a failure & I won't leave them.
FUCK ME, PLEASE!!!!
Walk into your local aussie beach, see this, what do.
>>73605600
this makes me want to do a sex wee
>>73605687
congratulate him on the skin cancer
what does the bible say about adultery when it comes to wanking to slags on omegle while you have a gf?
>>73605691
too thick
>>73605708
bit like your average aussie
>>73605691
nice
shame about the face
>>73605703
Don't think the bible mentons omegle lad... you should be good to go
wank done
time for bed
goodnight lads
Might play some Overwatch
>>73605738
Good night.
alri
>>73605600
too fat
>>73605772
not possible
remembering that time i went to italy with a bi lad i like and we got drunk and he let me sleep in bed with him but nothing happened because he had a gf and dont think he liked me haha
>>73605783
yeah happened to me once also
>>73605738
Have a nice sleep lad
>>73605783
you disgust me
homosexuals have the impulse control of children
watching the north korean military parade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q901s3wcNSU
trump should drop another moab on it
>>73605783
>>73605807
samers
>>73605783
bit gay
>>73604842
fun-fact: i live in the town where the VERY FIRST Big Mac was sold!
>>73605828
how does it feel being on the wrong side of history
>War with Spain to defend Gibraltar
makes the most sense as we are literally just defending our sovereign overseas territory from uppity opportunistic Spaniards looking to steal a rock that is populated with people who enjoy being British
>War with North Korea over nuclear threats
Also makes sense since they're commie bastards and they pose a threat to our allies the South Koreans which is full of potential Korean gfs
Not a big fan of the prospect of actual nuclear destruction though
>War with Syria over gassed children
really, really fucking retarded as it doesn't threaten us in any way, distracts us from defeating terrorists, threatens to destabilise Syria even longer, we get nothing out of it (only Israel does), and we don't even know if Assad actually did it
>>73605828
What are you talking about?
Literally slept with him, but did not touch him. If that's not restraint, I don't know what is.
>>73605847
hello PA
This gimmick was never funny to begin with...
you know the one
>>73605833
Would love if Trump just bombed the living shit of the Kim fuckers palace
>>73605850
Spain aren't going to invade Gibraltar FFS
>>73605863
I think he's going to
I expect the Second Korean War to break out within the next 24 hours tbqhwy
>>73605850
We should just give Gibralter back to Spain for a good EU deal
>>73605860
black people
>>73605860
yanks posting on /brit/?
Does Spain even have a military?
>>73605879
t. hasn't read the art of the deal
cant believe spain keep threatening gibraltar, very unprofessional
>>73605885
>>73605886
those aren't gimmicks
post the first song you ever got a lap dance to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKX8v46Z11E
>>73605879
We actually can't. Not unless the people who live there agree to Spanish sovereignty, which they won't
>>73605875
US and South Korea will destroy them lol
>>73605909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyguBEc2dw4
>>73605897
how else would you describe them?
>>73605909
Never had one since I dont associate with whores
how can i get a thicc girl to have sex with me lads?
>>73605916
Of course we can
A few chimps, a big rock and some gloried British tourists should not be dictating the terms of our brexit deal
>>73605817
Weird face and bad tats
>Never had one since I dont associate with whores
Norks Norking around live:
https://youtu.be/hBMzXkZzlNM
>>73605909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpwL2bA_fjA
>>73605926
black people: racial group
yanks posting in /brit/: social trend
>>73605922
is is not a question of whether NK would lose, but whether China or the US would choose what happens to the land.
>>73605623
I've had a-a-a long distance gf
We were going to meet one day
forgot to take off my shirt during a cheeky wank and just busted a nut all over it, think I'll just get the entire thing wet so mummy doesn't suspect anything when she does my laundry
>>73605955
not a fan of this gimmick
>>73605957
they'd probably just give it to south korea
>>73605957
Trump will just threaten to cut off trade with China.
>>73605957
And also about how much damage Kim Jong Un would do before defeat
/brit/ is a rorke general
>>73605942
No, we can't. Gibraltarians have the right to self determination. We simply cannot give Gibraltar to Spain, as it's not ours (UK governments) to give.
It would be bad press to retaliate to a North Korean attack with nuclear warfare.
NK should be taken down with conventional weapons
>>73605974
Naw
They'll give it to me
>>73605985
Couldn't give a shit about their right to self-determination. Give it to Spain and get a free trade deal with the EU.
>>73605985
>right to self determination
ah yes, unlike the darkies
>>73605984
good yank post
australian girls sound really cute when they're nervous
>>73605986
use nukes, get nuked. that's the name of the game laddy
The US will fuck up North Korea, and I will have a freedom boner that lasts longer than 4 hours
Might do a sleep
>women are obsessed with men as a whole
>men are obsessed with women's fannies exclusively
>>73606003
What you could and couldn't give a shit about is irrelevant, m80. The people of Gib have made it clear they do not wish to be part of Spain.
>>73606005
No idea what this is, Brucie
>tfw putting back a litre of these most days a week now
help me
>>73606033
terrible yank post
>>73606051
The wishes of the occupiers of Gibralter are utterly irrelevant to our brexit deal
why does it have to be that all women want white men except white women?
really wish i was black desu
ah yes the heterosexual goym is at again
How do you think Peter Hitchens has sex?
I always struggle to imagine snooty snobby prudish well spoken people shagging
Can't imagine the Queen having sex either
>>73605974
china dont want to share another border with a US ally
>>73606022
and waste literally billions
meanwhile china can basically sit back and kill two birds with no stone
then when the USA is economically bled dry by war China can step in as the saviour with their own sort of "marshal plan" rebuilding Korea.
>>73606076
Peter Hitchens is definitely a virgin
>>73606054
Switch to only having beer, only on your days off.
>>73606088
He has children
>>73606022
I hope your penis falls off
rack city bitch
>>73606082
implying the war would lost more than a couple weeks
>>73606092
I used to do that with about 4 litres of cider but it gave me worse hangovers
>>73606104
pls take that back
>>73606068
But entirely relevant to their future on the peninsula. We, the UK, simply cannot give Spain Gibraltar as part of some Brexit deal if the people who actually fucking reside there have no desire to be part of said deal and be part of Spain. It's a complete non-argument.
this Korean announcer is pretty good
sort of wish I could understand Korean.
>>73606076
Gentleman in the streets freak in the sheets
>>73606054
Jesus christ. At least drink something better than Smirnoff.
Jokes aside, that's pretty insane bud. You gotta find something to distract yourself from drinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBMzXkZzlNM
lads
Peter Hitchens probably likes fisting and urethra sounding
>>73606014
then you'd get nuked too, on and on and on
>>73606003
we should give them london instead
>>73606137
I tried using tesco brand voddy but It tastes like chemicals
this is the only kind of sex education children need
>>73606076
>>73606147
*walks towards you*
https://twitter.com/WSHHVlDS/status/853025758767394817
would've gotten up and heemed him
>>73606175
might do an ol' 'cide
>>73606033
Beat me to it but I'll post it anyway
>>73606148
yeah you're right, it'd be a pretty even match between north korea and the US
oi lads i think i'm gonna start cutting back how much time i spend on 4chan, at least now that it's spring. there's a whole world out there waiting to be experienced!
>>73606154
I drink this. It's pretty good despite it's obscurity. I got all my friends hooked on it
>>73606205
Wish I had a girlfriend lads
>>73606210
I'm shocked that not a single person used the israeli flag for controlling the whole world in that thread
had a wank to princess chelsea's pics on twitter
FOR FREE
>>73606228
She looks a bit retarded I'm not gonna lie
>>73606224
have you tried looking around the LCBO for different stuff?
I found this Chinese spirit that was cheap and like 60% alcohol
>>73606226
actually quite handsome there
>>73606228
someone shop cara's face onto this
jizz
>>73606239
somebody's probably working on it
>>73606216
there are some who think that the us would lose a conventional war to north korea aand you're not going to use nukes
>>73606239
'that thread'
(what thread)
>>73606247
>I found this Chinese spirit that was cheap and like 60% alcohol
>Chinese spirits
I'd be worried about potential methanol poisoning 2bh
>>73606239
bit of a tired joke at this point
>>73606247
That's cooking alcohol you fucking idiot
>>73606247
I spend like 30 min looking around the LC everytime I go but I've never seen ANYTHING Chinese tBh.
>*sips tea* oh yeah we love being British!
>oh paying British taxes? obeying British laws? I don't bloody well think so!
well then
here we all are
the lads
>>73606263
you're 100% on to something, good friend
imagine if the Americans just airstriked this whole Norkie parade?
imagine a MOAB drop and they all just were obliterated
>>73606255
>literally constructing fake women to wank over
>>73606263
Yes, NK wiht their shit tier navy, outdated airforce and army full of conscripts will definitely beat the great armed force on the planet..
Fucking dub paddy cunt.
>>73606314
that's why im getting some other runt to do it
>>73606292
Bit sad when you post a map of all the bumblefuck islands under your dominion
this is for my dawgs, this is for my dawgs
yo, where we at baby?
CREEPIN THROUGH THE FOG
>>73606292
hmmmm
this post just gave me a cunning plan.
packing my bags
>when you live in the timeline where nazis are the philanthropists
https://youtu.be/-I7XJ-joDt8
>>73606292
gib bermuda
>>73606282
>>73606266
its actually a common "toasting" spirit they use for celebrations and such
you're only supposed to drink a little bit in a toast
I showed them chinks though
t. knower
>>73606289
there's a whole section with cheap sake, Korean and Chinese stuff.
sake you can get a big bottle with decent alc% for cheap.
I excel at finding the secret cheap+high alc stuff at the LC
>>73606353
oh look the fascist apologist cretin is here
>>73606342
Never understood the appeal of women dressed in very tight fitting plastic desu
imagine the utter state of the british flag once the scotland blue is removed
>>73606370
t. Eskimo
Go drink some mouthwash
>>73606372
alri
>>73606353
are you a white nationalist, Thailad?
>>73606372
t. regular cretin
How do you get a girlfriend lads?
>>73606384
chinese spirits are haunting my house lads
every day the property value goes down and more and more chinese people come to try and buy it
>>73606395
You just gotta hit the gym, adopt a more positive attitude and be more outgoing dude!
HE SAID SON CAN YOU PLAY ME A MEMORY
I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW IT GOES
BUT IT'S SAD AND IT'S SWEET AND I KNEW IT COMPLETE
WHEN I WORE A YOUNGER MAN'S CLOTHES
>>73606389
Depends on who's definition you're using. Putting the citizens of a country first is only right and is the policy of most countries around the world.
>>73606411
>... and twisted fucking psychopath
>>73606420
Good lad
>>73606420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xxugNQUtpE
not even his best work
morning lads
>>73606384
Won't be a British flag then will it, you fucking thick Abo.
>>73606414
your chi is all out of wack
*pours you a glass of tiger penises and ivory*
>>73606434
>not Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
fucking faggot
>>73606411
wouldn't it just be white
need an uptown gf
>>73606421
that's nationalism, not white nationalism.
white nationalism maintains that a white nation must be preserved. The culture, laws, religion or society of that nation don't matter as much as the fact that it is a country for whites. It places higher value on genetics over culture, nature over nurture
>>73606317
read up on it
they've been preparing for a land invasion for 70 years and been heavily indoctrinated with anti us propaganda
literally a google away and you call me dumb :)
>>73606457
>>73606461
i hate you both
>>73606454
not if they use photoshop
>>73606499
Yes and it doesn't mean a thing when the US Navy & Airforce can batter the shit out of NK and obliterate its army before setting foot on land, you fucking dumb bog-trotting IRA terrorist scumbag
>>73606546
>retreats to caves and man made tunnels
what now
>>73606568
MOAB.
You silly fucking cunt. Go neck yourself, fucking little green imbecile.