turkey edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS-bWDwPonI
good night
anime
>That better be girlwanking
Business idea: friend who is a girl and you can have sex but also just hang out and do fun stuff like
>>73601772
FOY
idea: make trucks illegal so truck attacks stop happening
My nieces other grandparents are pommy and im not sure how i feel about that desu
>the tangerines in Sainsburys are just labelled 'easy-peelers'
so-called late stage capitalism
>>73601831
what
>>73601759
>not putting porn on the big telly and wanking with the lads
If double digits Turkey gets wiped off the face of the earth tomorrow. No roach survives.
speedcore
>>73601831
so
a girlfriend?
make some flag related toads lads
>>73601875
re-roll
Imagine one of being those Military Reaction Force lads in 70s Belfast. Like you're the elite of the British Army and literally your mission is just to cruise around doing drive bys like a Chicago gangbanger. Mental.
Remember 3D TVs? That was a gimmick and a half eh lads
Laughing my arse off at the sad bastards that thought we were in the right for keeping the colonies, occupying America and stealing part of Ireland. Get a fucking life mate seriously
>>73601932
i fell for that gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZrNUA885Jk
christ
need an aussie bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KTlevw6wzs
Is farage a common surname?
>>73601988
no
nigel isn't a common forename either
>>73601943
get a load of this bender
>>73601988
Depends, does it rhyme with Garage or GarĂ ge
>mfw britfags actually pay their TV license
jesus christ
why is this irishman obsessed with british television
strange gimmick 2bqh
>>73601873
>tfw when the lads are watching porn and you just walk away because it's the most non-sexual and awkward thing you've ever experienced
>>73602015
I've never paid it
only gullible idiots pay it
ireland is the north: the country
>mfw cunts don't get ad free tv
Cleaning the old bookselves
Found this "evil eye" charm this Persian girl gave to me
>>73602011
GarĂ ge, otherwise it would be spelt Faridge
>>73602011
car hole
>>73602011
Hang on now, how are you pronouncing garage.
>>73601943
Who the fuck cares if we were "in the right". Is it right America bombs shitholes in the middle East and funds drug cartels in south America. Probably not, nowt you can do about it though because they're the superpower.
>>73602049
Just done a cheeky bit of drink driving now my dad's sending me this
hahaha fuck off you old cunt
>>73602076
Gurr-Ayyj
>>73602034
But Ireland's per-capita GDP is much higher than the UK?
>>73602092
yank pharma corps
>>73602049
Here it is
Keeps the baddies away
rate my new gimmick
(the gimmick is there is no gimmick)
>>73602118
pretty bold i'll admit
Just eating an avocado. Avocados are crap aren't they lads.
the M6 has eight (8) lanes
Do women like having their bumholes licked? I'm guessing not given their shyness about anything even slightly poo-related
>>73602088
whys your dad not using whatsapp
>nowt
>>73601918
>>73602076
gah-raj
gah-raaaaaaaj
>>73602128
Yea
Hate the avocado meme
Only like guacamole
if you pronounce garage like carriage, be warned, i will knock you out
>>73602128
They arent
so does the netflix original with the tapes and teenage drama have any gays or am i wasting my time on some chads and staceys doing themselves again
>>73602137
He usually does now I think about it
No idea why he text me
143, not a fan
scary monsters and nice sprites
garidge
>>73602188
Part way into episode 2 haven't seen any lad
have an exam tomorrow morning haha not a fan
>>73602220
correct
suicide season is my favourite album
I hate weekends because all my family is in the house and causing a fuss all the time because they can't relax
Like weekdays better when I one is here
*Gahrahhji
>>73601918
nigella
>>73602181
Oh fuck off
Please don't tell.me you pronounce it like (nigel) farage you cringy pretentious cunt
how do I stop getting into political arguments at family events?
wot do u call it?
list of runts who will meet my fist
-272
-254
-220
business idea: mildly spiced high juice
>>73602239
2bad
there's never been a highschool gay teenage thing
>>73602273
Stop being Sw*dish
just had a fag and a coffee
my life is almost 100% absolute shite but at small moments like this I feel almost happy
-273 celsius
DUDE
0K
LMAO
>>73602267
delete this
>>73602273
starting the night with "so how about gassing all jews and muslims" might be part of the problem sven
ah yes this is going to take days isn't it
Birmingham
i remember when celsius was called centigrade
>>73602273
stop being racist, start being compassionate.
>>73602303
was it a terrorist?
God bless Britannia
>>73602381
Not exclusive traits.
new Peaky Blinders season worth the watch?
lost interest midway in S2 ... remember some shit about them spatting with 'Ra and London gangsters and that guy nearly killing himself after he realised his dad was a cunt
IRA
>>73602441
me on the left
I recognize that blowjob
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187271329.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187352278.webm
sigh
>>73602441
fancy a glass of cara flavoured wee 2bh
Ah yes, it's the boring cunt posting his boring cat piano webms again
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4372143,-2.2959435,3a,81.4y,108.99h,54.38t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1s-cKsbUF-wnNc%2FV1tAPNGLO4I%2FAAAAAAAAAC4%2FXMT-6nSpRRkZUpsqpwYXj5KSlkuJv6DaACJkC!2e4!3e11!6s%2F%2Flh3.googleusercontent.com%2F-cKsbUF-wnNc%2FV1tAPNGLO4I%2FAAAAAAAAAC4%2FXMT-6nSpRRkZUpsqpwYXj5KSlkuJv6DaACJkC%2Fw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya346.5302-ro-0-fo100%2F!7i8704!8i4352
Gay day with the lads
>>73602506
>tfw she will never trample over your face with her huge bare feet after running for an hour in thick socks
Can't wait to vote for him.
dont think i even post them that often...
>>73602531
MANNY
/ourguy/
need a gf who's a foot taller than me and weighs significantly more than me
>>73602531
nothing gay about having a cheeky picnic with the gay boys
>>73602434
stopped watching a couple episodes after that myself
watch the wire or the sopranos if you haven't
>>73602490
thought that was a nice post, but there were a few posts after that were far less good
>>73602569
Keith Ellison? Why?
need a fit bf who doesnt mind me being a fat neet
new gimmick idea which will be commencing tomorrow afternoon: get a throwaway sim card and post the number on /brit/
america was a mistake
in six days this entire city will smell of skunk
a celebrated holy day?
>>73602468
>being the first one to finish
>being the last one to finish
>>73602598
gonna make the crackers pay 2bh
doing a bonding with one of my cats - hadn't seen her in a few weeks so this is really very nice :)
I get high cuz fuck it, what's better to do?
And I'm a never give a duck, cuz I'm better than you!!
>>73602640
i picked the wrong day to quit smoking
need a gf that will put up with me being a poor self-absorbed pathetic cunt with virtually no redeeming features besides looking decent and being kind of clever
free 2chainz concert tho
Watching 13 reasons why. Utter teenage girl shite. Don't know if I'll continue.
>>73602691
is that with the girl who tells her teacher she's going to kill herself and her brother fucks her best friend? hated that movie, runt of a fwb made me watch it
I always love the gimmicks here but I'm a terribly derivative and unimaginative cunt so I can't come up with something funny to post
Should I just find runtposts and repost them
I won't take credit for them or anything I'll just post the old ones until someone makes new better ones
a blessed occasion?
told my mom to FUCK OFF today
veteran of the 2016 meme war here
may volunteer for redeployment for this one x
>>73602691
DUDE
let's make a movie from gone home
LMAO
NEED a Portuguese gf lads
This is what happens if I do nofap
My willy needs to be emptied at 12 hour intervals or I get weird
>>73602714
It's a series on Netflix
the day of the romans sin?
doing an Alex Jones
>>73602726
is le pen charismatic at all? farage is a massive lad and trump's really funny and bombastic, that's what causes "meme magic"
discord with mostly american gays
jesus christ
>British "music"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tveUnZe7WA
>>73602721
lol fucking rekt that slag
>>73602729
It's a series you bender
Fucking state of this paki and his cat webms
http://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/1491187271329/
>>73602763
i want 2 marry marion
eggs for the children?
decided I'm going to become a 400lb hacker lads
got a good start on phase 1, just need a bit of help with the hacking part. don't suppose you boys have any tips?
>>73602777
>yank flag in the background
very british
hope there isn't a shooting this year
>>73602786
>muh pakis and cats
fuck off
>>73602782
it was a joke
but yeah im a bender
MEXICO
>>73602763
desu I would feel bad if Trudeau was replaced for the same reason, I just really like meme politicians because I have no direction in my life and I like watching them on the news as if they were all sitcom characters
>>73602786
fuck off
EVERY SINGLE PERSON in northern Ireland is fucking pure scum
I'm not evening picking sides, unionists, loyalists, nationalists. Their political allegiance doesn't matter, THEY. ARE. ALL. SCUM.
>>73602806
yeah m80 read the C programming language 2nd edition, the art of assembly language programming, some chapters out of introduction to algorithms if you're feeling adventurous and by that point you'll have a better foundation than most
>>73602786
>23 times since 3rd april
post toads
Might do some waffles.
A series of islands?
>>73602844
the ones who like britain are the good guys
>desuarchive.org
>>73602859
I didn't say I want to become a 400lb nerd you fucking dickhead
fuck your books
>>73602834
iktf. kinda wish we could just have the same leaders forever
>>73602844
Of course, they're Irish.
>>73602712
gimp
>>73602823
Cats are paki pets. This is fact.
>>73602842
You first, shitskin.
the more Mosley speeches i listen to the more i realise what a massive socialist he was
literally more left-wing than corbyn economically
>>73602887
don't have frogs on this laptop but if i did i'd post the one where he's looking straight at the screen with an off-put expression with the glasses on
>>73602786
stop being a bully
>>73602898
what is this i can't even
>>73602844
theyre alright
>>73602776
an island down under?
>>73602930
fucks sake, could you be more of a gimp?
>>73602954
for individuals of the criminal persuasion, perhaps?
>huge supply of snacks
>plenty of booze
>/brit/ thread loaded up
going to be a VERY good friday lads
>>73602945
No, fuck off, you wimpish twat
>>73602973
consumer of many burgers?
>girl I went to school with had a kid
>ends up splitting up with her bf who she had the kid with
>is now engaged to some other guy and is pregnant with him
>all within the space of 5 years
ah yes
>>73602978
Is /cum/ dead?
Behead those who insult poor, cute little kiwis
>>73602978
fat yank twat
>>73602999
A second language?
thinking about writing assembly to be able to hook my midi controller up to my laptop and be able to run scripts by pressing individual keys and buttons. like one button could open up /brit/ on chrome, or another button could do soemthing else id fuckin k
i say, this thread needs a little more spice
>cats are paki pets
nothing can stop me I'm all the way up
>>73602978
wish your mushy twat face was in range of my fists so I make it even mushier
>>73603009
Brit on vacation here
>>73603014
I'm 6' and 185 lbs with 12% bodyfat. I also train and compete in BJJ and kickboxing. Given all that, I'm wondering, would you say that shit if I was standing in front of you right now? I'm guessing you probably wouldn't.
>>73603022
an illegal egg?
>>73603006
>highschool gf, hottest girl i've ever laid hands on in my life
>married to a 240lb 5'8 hillbilly making minimum wage on a farm
I sometimes forget that pathetic /b/ types fom 2004 that live in basements still browse here>>73603047
>>73603047
I've reported your post for illegal content. Enjoy your 6 months in prison.
>he thinks rorke is an insult
Tell me about your toads.
>>73603077
t. rorke
A yank just replied to me. I could BTFO him but I feel like ignoring him will have a more powerful effect
>>73603087
hmm?
A reminder that the only thing worth saving in Britain is the Isle of Man
>>73603087
haha feel like im missing some reference in this one but i like it anyway :)
>trump is going to send thousands of young americans in to fight and die for literally no reason or a tangible achievement in korea and syria despite his inaugral promise to never do such shit
kind of knew it would happen in short order 2bh
USA USA USA!!! proud to die for literally nothing so long as my dear leader decrees it a just death!!!
>>73603077
It will be when we take over. Oh wait, according to you rorkes lefties have taken over.
>>73603040
I'm 6' and 185 lbs with 12% bodyfat. I also train and compete in BJJ and kickboxing. Given all that, I'm wondering would you say that shit if I was standing in front of you right now? I'm guessing you probably wouldn't.
>>73603055
id snap your pencil neck
>>73603071
>basements
FOY
Really funny when the police shoot dogs lol
I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU LOT
>>73603103
You seem to be very fond of them
A collection, perhaps?
>>73603110
Britain is an island
That's like saying "the only thing worth saving in Africa is Asia"
fucking mongy yanks, when will they learn?
>I'm 6' and 185 lbs with 12% bodyfat. I also train and compete in BJJ and kickboxing. Given all that, I'm wondering would you say that shit if I was standing in front of you right now? I'm guessing you probably wouldn't.
>>73603118
funny how people actually thought hed be any different to clinton and the rest
and if you ain't a ho GET UP OUT MY TRAP HOUSE
>>73603119
>we
>>73603047
runt
think i'm in the mood to be fucked now
maybe later i'll be wanting a lad to sit on me
>>73603169
ahh I remember when girls had hair like that
lost my virginity to one
Reminder that Charles was drawn to Camilla because she is (was?) a three input woman
jews hate jesus
Not gonna eat or fap for a whole half a week
>>73603153
Hm?
STOP posting dead cats
>>73603203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_8XVA5bT4c
>if you could rewind your time
>would you change your life
streetviewing the Isle of Man right now - looks pretty nice
>>73603237
mentally ill people exist too lad, just hide the posts
Literal wizard here, taking questions and dispensing wisdom
helium more like memeium lmao
>>73603243
A European country?
>Learner drivers will now have to be able to follow directions from a sat nav and drive into a parking space to pass their test.
cannot fathom being a virgin in your 20s
>>73603262
are you located in wisconsin
>>73603276
good idea tbf
>>73603284
genetic lottery la
>>73603249
sometimes think that if you could rewind your life you would do the exact same things and the only thing that would change is that you are concious you're repeating your past but ultimately powerless to change it
Hey /brit/, I'm just trying to figure out in retrospect something that happened to me with a girl friend.
So I met this girl about a year ago and we instantly clicked and because of circumstances spent all day every day together. I liked her from the start. She didn't mention she had a boyfriend until a few weeks in. Then they broke up soon after, and I think they've been on/off or noncommital ever since.
Anyway she really liked me, but at first I wasn't sure as a friend or whether she wanted to go out with me. After a bit it seemed I was put in the friendzone (she would talk about other guys in front of me, bitch about guys she was dating, send a text saying 'love you, as a friend' etc.
But a few months ago we kissed and also she literally said to me 'when are you going to take me out on a date?' She is pretty flirty with everyone and I have low self-esteem so I assumed she was joking and laughed it off. She said 'why not?' and then made a sad little 'oh' sound when I declined.
Anyway a few days ago I confessed to her that I had feelings for her and she said 'just a friend' again and really we don't feel close at all anymore.
Anyway I was wondering, do you think she really did like me back then and wanted to go on a date with me?
Let's go boys
did a poo just now lads
definitely not lol
the lonely stoner likes to free his mind at night
>>73603314
not a word
>>73603317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKelPiDXEwc
let's go girls
read all of that facebook post and I have no idea why
>>73603314
just did a female version of myself on faceapp haha
HEY HO
LETS GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32yjbCSVpU
wish i had a son
or a father
>>73603285
I remember getting drunk with a load of Wisconsin yanks at a hostel in Munich
I was redpilling them on why yanks are cringe mongy twats and they were agreeing with mebhaha
>>73603355
Zdoes faceapp work with photos of willies haha
>>73603237
Fuck neck yourself janny.
>>73603364
everyone hates the stereotypical american
>>73603355
would probably shag you
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491962174539.webm
REALLY want this done to me
need a bf lads
>>73603364
wahaha what a bunch of puffs
>>73603339
Don't ever respond to one of my posts again
>>73603355
post normal face
>>73603284
20 year old khhv, ama
Think of the terms 'poo', 'wee' and 'willy' as terms only children use, and when you're a cool teenager/mature adult you say 'shit', 'piss' and any number of words for 'knob' apart from 'willy'
Wonder when I stopped referring to them as 'willies'
>>73603398
are you a virgin? how old are you?
>>73603314
low self esteem and confidence is a major turn off
Just the touch of your love (your love) is enough to knock me off of my feet x
Just the touch of your love (your love) is enough to take control of my whole body x
business idea: eguenicize a race of gigantic muscle women with humongous vaginas
>>73603391
arms are too big
beard looks ugly
Wow this dead catlad is so edgy and cool, I bet he smokes cigarettes and swears a lot too
>>73603284
What about disabled people?
not buying this 'friendly dolphins' bullshit for even one second
THEY'RE UPTO SOMETHING
Ran over a badger the other day and have discovered a few of them living under my shed
I may have killed their mommy or daddy and crippled a whole family of badgers
>>73603271
A Middle Eastern conflict?
>>73603450
See dolphins all the time when kayaking, they are confirmed bro tier
>>73603314
i think you literally had a girlfriend but were so emotionally unavailable that you didnt realise, so she gave up
>>73603441
what about them?
>>73603463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6joOVjEemh4
let me get that toot toot and lemme give you that beep beep
>>73603486
Mint tune
>>73603485
Can you not fathom a 21yo disabled person that happens to be a virgin?
>>73603481
>kissed once
>girlfriend
back to your containment board you spergy robot
>>73603500
R Kelly raped an underage girl on camera and got away with it because he was black
Bad lyric
>>73603463
train them to do your bidding
I've a gram of MD pure crystals sitting inside two skins a while now
It won't go out of date or bad will it?
>>73603486
arguably the best post this thread
still somewhat bitter that I've not seen a badger before
>>73603518
I suppose it's possible but I wouldn't waste my energy fathoming it
a combination of markets and limited property?
>>73603521
**allegedly
>>73603521
>because he was black
because he was rich
>Ay lad, mind if I dance with your girl then?
>>73603426
>arms too big
are you even a gay lmao
>>73603535
should say on the packet
>>73603536
When I ran it over I had a good look at it before I swept it off the road. It wasn't badly mangled and mostly intact, barely any blood. They're pretty cool, little claws and teeth and like 10 absolutely massive nipples. Majestic creatures tbqh.
>>73603519
thats why she gave up
FOY
>>73603569
bit early
a yank thread you say? can't say I'm a fan
>>73603624
>>73603569
hmm
JANNY
the so-called bump limit - 2 dreadful new threads up, but where can it be found?
>>73603381
To be fair, I said to them that just by having a passport and being in Europe they counted as one of the 'good yanks'
>>73603741
i cant tell which is worse, your condescending sermonizing or their self loathing