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cara

FUCK BOG FART JUNG UN

we're in here until the bump limit
>>73570591
>>73570591
>>73570591

The so-called mum is insisting that I visit my younger sister who's very ill in hospital on Sunday afternoon, at EXACTLY the time Man Utd vs Chelsea. Just about had enough of this family of mine desu

>Legalising guns in Britain

Oh, yes, oh, yes indeed. A generally miserable populace with suppressed anger issues relying on the police to sort their problems out and can't live their life without the government telling them how to live it, stuck on a tiny cramped grey island where most of the people have nothing to do but go to the pub and drink and the youth are becoming more sexualised and laddish the younger they are, never too far away from a chav council estate no matter how nice a place you live. British nightclub violence a nightly occurrence but now with guns. Increasing knife crime but replaced with guns. Old people living in bungalows scared of Polish scam artists or young people breaking into their homes, but now with guns.

And that's not even mentioning the pikeys.

Yeah, stick your """freedom""" up yer arse

>>73572431
her illness can wait mate

>>73572456
savage

Can't believe what happened to Cheadle

the war is coming
i would be drafted

in case of britain in a state of war, will you gladly enlist to defend your homeland?

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Christian names:
> Joshua
> Matthew
> John
> Joseph
> Emmanuel
Muslim names:
> Muhammad
> Abdullah
> Rasheed
> Ahmed
> Hassan
Atheist names:
> Sagan
> Dawkins
> Neil
> Darwin
> Nye
Really makes you think.

>>73572503
glad i saw this the second time, will definetly be replying

>>73572500
yeah north korea invading us is a big risk

>>73572503
>Patrician Tier
Christian names

>Edgy autist tier
Atheist names

>Pleb tier
Muslim names

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Am I right lads ahaha

Why do people act like there's no cure for cancer?

Ever heard of anyone wealthy and important dying from cancer? Of course not, because they all have access to the cure, that's otherwise kept secret

>>73572500
Probably not.

>>73572572
Bruce has liked your post

just did a massive shit that clogged the toilet

this happens a few times a year

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>>73572500
I am willing to die defending qt Kpop girls

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I'm really, really afraid of the world ending.

When they announce the anti christ, I will know my fate.

>>73572410
>this 2bh

never heard of the korean war

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>>73572635
alri luddite

>>73572589
Wealthy people die of cancer constantly

>>73572642
>anti christ
Why would there be an anti of someone that doesn't exist?

>A woman's dick and balls falls out while fighting two men on a crowded train

>woman

ahh yes very tolerant reddit

>>73572671
Not the true elites

>>73572671
huh, think they'd only die once

>>73572589
Steve Jobs

>>73572486
cheadle mentioned

also whats happened to cheadle

>>73572662
Were you brits even involved in it? It's a lot more important to learn here in the USA as an example of our status as world police.

I mean, it's the war that set up North Korea as a state instead of one unified Korea...

north korea isn't even bothering anyone, why are we getting involved

>>73572695
not cancer

>>73572456
Good post

>>73572711
for fun knob

>>73572635
>not defending pure, non-consumerist, empowered north-korean women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8T-kesKvC8

>>73572680
How are you so convinced He doesn't exist?

Satan seems to be calling the shots for the most part here on Earth. Do not be fooled by the deceiver

>>73572709
On about the same level as the USSR, so a token effort.

>>73572711
>north korea isn't even bothering anyone
What are you on about you dumb yank cunt?

>>73572711
Most middle eastern countries never bothered us until we started bombing them

>>73572686
what about (((steve jobs)))?

>>73572764
Wrong. they were certainly bothering our oil supply

>>73572711
Same with Israel, why don't people just leave them alone?

>>73572711
North Korea is bothering South Korea and China, its two neighbours, and threatens to nuke others constantly.

pikeys are selling freshly "picked" potatoes again lads

>>73572695
>>73572768
He was a charismatic face for the company, but not anything more than a puppet. He spent his days near the elite, but was never amongst them

>>73572800
Thieving cunts

>>73572796
china is allied with nk you idiot. they only threaten to nuke when provoked

oh wait it was cancer lol

dunno why i thought he died of asthma or something

>>73572796
You mean Japan and South Korea.

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>>73572572
i laughed
and then i feeled

business idea: release all subsequent GTA titles as 'Petty Criminal Simulator: Edition (number)'

>>73572841
reddit

>>73572768
stupid runt who turned away from conventional treatments to crystals and shit

the prospect of death can really make someone go retarded

>>73572841
>attack a federal headquarters
>petty

>>73572841
They're not about petty criminals though.

>>73572854
well ya know when doctors tell you there's less than a 5% chance of survival what choice do you have?

>>73572889
he had stage 1 stomach cancer, which is easily treatable

>>73572456
your police force actively protects pakis as they rape white women and children
Dont know why you'd be agains Gun legalisation in Britain. Your police certainly wont protect you

>>73572889
Dunno why you'd take 0% over 5% though.

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>>73572709
yes

we fought the battle of imjin river mostly on our own

>>73572500
You need to rebuild the North.

Can you handle that?

>>73572889
stick to the 5% rather than meme treatments that couldn't cure a cold that ensure 0%

pretty sure when he was diagnosed, he had a much higher cure rate but joined the meme train early to align his chakras in time

>>73572908
pancreatic*

about to throw this piping hot cup of rosy down me gullet
only thing that keeps me going in work

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>>73572859

>>73572972
Bender

>>73572796
They only do that when they want some aid. It's fine, it's how it works.

>>73572944
Not sure that's a good example since there aren't any treatments that can cure a cold.

>>73572456
very racist post

business idea: release a Fishing Simulator: Ireland edition

>>73572997
there aren't any treatments that can cure anything. a treatment isn't a fucking cure

*walk into /brit/ with an acoustic guitar*
*don't say a word*
*sit down cross-legged on the floor*
*clears throat*ehuuum
*starts strumming guitar very intensely*
Anger, he smiles,
Towering in shiny metallic purple armour
Queen Jealousy, envy waits behind him
Her fiery green gown sneers at the grassy ground...
*plays all of 'Axis Bold as Love' note for note as /brit/ stand amazed*

>>73572709

>Korean War
>Britain and America - draw

>Malay Emergency
>Britain only - victory

>Vietnam
>America only - defeat

Coincidence?

>>73572997
dont get fucking lippy with me mate or you'll be looking for a cure for brain damage

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>>73572972
>Ireland
Hmm

>>73572922
>few hundred lads leaving 15 thousand dead chinks by a river
Bet there was some excellent patter on the way home.

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>>73573008
DELET THIS RÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ

>>73572922
i've always wondered why so much is made of rorke's drift but you never hear about this battle

>>73572991
>drinking tea is gay
alri rasheed

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made a smashing chili yesterday and the kitchen still has the smell of it

>>73572922
tbf literally all of those chink casualties came from US bombing

had a tinder date last night lads. went pretty well. put the ol' 'nis in her 'gina 3 times.

>>73573024
Don't argue semantics if you're an idiot.

broke into some paddy's house last night
kitchen reeked of chilli

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yes lads
31 years old and dating a 19 year old with the body of a 12 year old boy
I am loving life

>>73573072
doesn't sound like much of a root then aahahahaa

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>>73573028
*blows all of your mind*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sXjJhm7KBII

>>73573078
i am arguing semantics, so I guess I am not an idiot :)

>>73573062
Chili is the most reddit of all foods.

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>>73573105
OI!!!

>>73572819
>>73572837
They bother China by threatening to drag it into a war constantly. China wants a controllable leader there

Whenever I wash my hair, it becomes thick, puffed up and uncontrollable the next day, I look like a complete mong

What am I doing wrong?

>>73572709
Also a single British unit fought with you at the Battle of Chosin River, in which you lads literally crippled half their entire army

Might nip to Morrisons for a meal deal, you lads want owt?

>>73572456
I have to say I agree with this post. It's too late for us to acclimatise to having guns from them being completely banned. Maybe if they were partially legal we could get to grips with the freedom of guns, but it's too late.
Like with America, once the pandoras box is open, there's no going back. America won't cope with a sudden complete shutdown of guns

chili is an american invention, just a reminder
inb4 arguments saying it isn't because it is

I bet that 20 years down the line there'll be a huge crisis because no one from our generation will have saved the penny, so they'll vote in some government who just gives them free shit, and it'll make the discipline of those of us who save every penny possible completely pointless.

>>73573143
virginity

>>73573143
Try a different shampoo

>>73572817
yep fuck off you old shit, probably looking into houses to rob

Its weird to see one live that long though

>>73573132
wut

Fucking hell lads my old secondary school's headteach just got jailed for 4 years for being a nonce

need a haircut but can't be arsed

>>73573195
Ah yes, the south.

>>73573110
*still totally blowing your mind*
(better link) https://vimeo.com/164528604

>>73573197
got one yesterday, nightmare 2bh

had to go 2 different places and park the car miles away and walk

What's the British equivalent of cowboys?

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>>73573143
you're black

>>73573218
sheep hearders

in Boston Tea Party leds

Keep having dreams about hanging round shop corners drinking and getting into fights with chavs

What could it mean?
>>73573218
Pirates

>>73573218
Probably pirates mate.

Going to do an amphetamine

>>73573218
The closest thing would probably be knights, but they've been irrelevant for over half a millenium

>>73573217
>had to go 2 different places
? you got half a haircut at one place then the other half at another?

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>>73573028
*nabs the guitar out our hands*
fuck up with that nonsense
*clears throat*
*strums guitar a few times and retunes it*
I wrote this- I I only play songs I wrote meself so *shoots you a look*
Spaceman came down to answer some things
the world gathered round from paupers to kings
I'll answer your questions I'll answer them true
I'll show you the way, you'll know what to do

who is wrong and who is right?
Yellow, brown, black or white?

Spaceman, he answered, "you'll no longer mind, I've opened your eyes, you're now colour blind..."

racial.

>>73573258
thanks
*walks away and considers actual brits' answers*

>>73573126
fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>73573256
Do not

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>>73573105
NONCE

*sticks a pencil in your hair*
*it stays there*

hmmmmmmm, the so-called "white" lads of /brit/

>>73573264
*immediately thinks Birmingham is lovely*

>>73573288
too late

>>73573259
yeah mang, I always do it

it means I only pay half, you storm out of the first place

What are your thoughts on things?

cleaned up in Squad today lads

The Korean War was also the first and last time Commonwealth soldiers fought together in a Commonwealth Army.
Be honest lads, would you die fighting for Australians and Canadians?
They wouldn't die for us.

aroo the normingtons are bonking again when will it end when will they stop

>>73573334
Aussies might

>>73573334
>Be honest lads, would you die fighting for Australians and Canadians?
fuck that

>>73573334
wouldn't die fighting for myself let alone anyone else tbqh

>>73573105
In sixth form, there was a girl in my class who looked about 7 years od

not sure how that happened

>>73573334
They would or we'd make sure they did

*bodycheck you and take back my guitar*
I have loads of originals too... just not in writing. Any idiot can write a song. It takes a true virtuous to play a song better than the original.
*is evidently P.O.ed at you*

>>73573372
Nonce

>>73573277
How about you consider the opinion of someone with actual knowledge of cowboys?
>pirates
That's implying cowboys were literally all vagabonds. Cowboys were just dudes who made their living on the backs of horses, going around lassoing livestock. Knights are totally closer to cowboys than pirates are if you try to find something close enough to the cultural phenonenon that were cowboys among bongs, but if you want to get more technical just fucking sheep herders are the closest thing.

new actress album

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whats better?
a 12 year old with the body of a 19 year old
or,
a 19 year old with the body of a 12 year old

serious question

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>>73573410
new kendrick album

>>73573391
Pirates just "dudes" who made their living on the decks of ships. You clearly gave the impression that you wanted to compare the lawless and cool aspect. Who gives a fuck about comparing farmers?

>>73573421
delete this immediately

>>73573372
did you fuck her?

>>73573432
grabbed her by the pussy

>>73573195
an IT teacher at my school stuck cameras in public bathrooms to "catch his daughter smoking"
a girl in my RG was arrested for noncing a 13 year old with her uncle or step dad or something
some rapist was arrested this year and i'm pretty sure it was someone in my group of secondary school friends

>>73573432
No you stupid nonce

might call my cat nonce

>>73573132
big fan of these posts

>>73573419
you're a free willy

>>73573218
think you're referring to rustlers. cowboys is a broad term

>>73573465
woah bro
bang out of order completely
not all nonces are stupid
in fact, most of them have to be very clever to avoid getting caught

just finished my latest graffiti work haha
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>>73573498
this dick aint free

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Watching last nights masterchef, what the fuck is this thing?

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new york is THE city
nothing even compares

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My neighbor was in the Korean War and he always tells me stories about how crazy the North Koreans were and they'd just charge machine gunners. They'd drop them like flies and it was my neighbor's job to collect the bodies. ;_;

>>73573419
19 year old with body of a 12 year old obvs

(just cos legal ofc)

Unironically just about to head off to the Islamic Relief charity shop.

started taking protein powder, the gimp at the gym said it was necessary to build muscle mass
feeling full all the time now and never feel like eating

>>73573545
damn... did he keep any?

>>73573552
genius

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>>73573538
quintessentially British

Why are there so many religious people in politics.

why are there so many nonces in britain? freaks

might legally change my name to Mr.T

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girl I'm interested in said yesterday we should watch a movie or something tonight. apparently she's been sleeping all day and said she'd let me know if she's free, last I heard from her she went out for dinner an hour ago

will probably just fap and go to sleep

>>73573541
This is an oversaturated picture

>>73573573
WOW yes very interesting
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes indeed
certainly made me think this one did! right knee slapper! a belter if you will! haha.......... please continue!

>>73573624
she doesn't like you, delete her number and move on.

> tuned into favourite radio station riding into work
> usually plays a lot of jazz and 70s hits
> playing one of my favourite Stevie Wonder tracks that particular evening
> *we'd like to interrupt this evening's broadcast to present to you a world premiere of Kendrick Lamar's new single*
> 'This is a pretty good station. This Lamar must be decent if they're shilling his shit,' I think.
> *generic thug rap*
> *immediately turn off radio*
> sit in silence annoyed and disappointed the rest of the way to work
They interrupt my jams for some gay-ass tone deaf nigger just because he's popular with gay-ass tone deaf niggers? Fuck this shit.

>>73573630
youre mums over-saturated with cum

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Fun facts:

Michael Caine is a conscripted veteran of the Korean War. His first credited film role was even a Korean War movie.
He advocates for National Service.

Meight legally change us nem t' mr. T.

all my gf's mates like me lads hehe

>>73573660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jHzdMo-YCc

>>73573667
also has a black wife

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>>73573597
chat shit about are nadiya again and i'll spark you out sunshine

>>73573701
fat cunt

>>73573657
b-but it was her idea and she's been coming over to my place unprompted the whole last week

>>73573685
fuck em right in the pussy
make your gf watch
itll be reet laugh

>>73573667

hes also an old cunt and a racist brexiteer who voted leave because of muh FREDUMBS. No thanks

>>73573699
DROPPED

wew, talking to a girl yesterday and she brought the manlet meme to life

>talking about some guy she met
>he's super short though (causes other girls to burst out laughing)
>asks me 'is there anything worse than being a short guy?'

note: i'm 6'2 so wasn't personally BTFO

>>73573667
Now that I'm too old to do it I also advocate national service.

>>73573667
We South Koreans already know that. And He often Attends South Korean events in the UK.

>>73573742
>note: i'm 6'2 so wasn't personally BTFO
did you not get the hint? she was talking about you manlet

>>73573742
*is 6'5*
*turns around and looks down at you*
Hmm?
*groans as I squat down to talk to you*
Sorry mate run that by me again?

>>73573742
>6'2 so wasn't personally BTFO

6'3 is the cut off shortass

>>73573699
nah she's a paki from guiana

RAJ'D her genepool and raised her kids christian, can't get more patriotic than that

>>73573755
If you asked a random person on the street here they will almost certainly not know about the Korean War.
I asked a Korean girl on interpals if she was aware of Britain in the Korean War and I mentioned Michael Caine and she said she didn't know so I don't believe you

I'm 6'1 and these height memes still make me anxious des u

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>come join us in the modern age, where it doesn't matter if women have penises and men have vaginas, because we're all people and deserving of decency.

>>73573716
fat cunt

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>>73573701
desu I don't know what it is about her, but she's kind of a qt

>>73573802
chuckled

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>after giving up alcohol for lent

>>73573531
Funded by MTV (TM)

used to think i was 5'8 until i measured myself and am actually 5'5. my entire life has been a lie, never been this close to 'cide before.

am a manlet
luckily my self confidence doesn't stem from the opinions of women

>>73573851
Why are Muslim girls so queenish?

>>73573828
They Are Well-Known about Being Uninformed. Do not Bother.

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>>73573695
I will admit, there are two very distinct types of Jazz. Noise Jazz, which is authentic Jazz and what started the genre, which is mostly just pointless noise that makes for good background music and not much else. Then there's Jazz music which is actually a very wide range of musical styles that employs jazz elements.

Jazz started in the Urban US among poorer blacks, and originally it was long-winded, meandering, pointless nonsense that was very ambient.

My favourite Jazz is inbetween "original" jazz and "jazzy" music. Monk, Mingus, Coltrane, Duke Jordan.

It's amazing stuff. It really stimulates the neurons and relaxes the ligaments.

Also, a lot of classic Jazz is 60-70 years old, and were largely unappreciated in their own time, so you can find them in their entirety up on Youtube.

>>73573851
agree desu

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>a must read article
>dont read it

try and stop me

>>73573918
>They Are Well-Known about Being Uninformed
Who
Please clarify what you meant by this

>>73573851
almost there, but that semtex needs more thickening agent, try some n-octyl phthalate love x

might do a jolly big poo

>>73573965
absolute scoundrel

>>73573967
Girls

>>73573967
Girls in SK. They Are Dumb as Much as Japanese Girls.

OH LET ME BE THE ONE

WHO SHINES WITH YOU

filtered the word japanese

>>73573928
>I will admit, there are two very distinct types of Jazz. Noise Jazz, which is authentic Jazz and what started the genre, which is mostly just pointless noise that makes for good background music and not much else. Then there's Jazz music which is actually a very wide range of musical styles that employs jazz elements.
that's well retarded bro please stop posting in /brit/ threads

>>73574001
But I will bother because they're gorgeous t b h
And I will say Korean men are /fit/ and a e s t h e t i c af

>>73574026
you can shine my knobend if you want m8

>>73573851
i feel ya

helps that she seems pretty nice as well, shame she's (((one of them)))

>>73573755
not watching exbc?

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https://youtu.be/KIQVjK13PzI

Jazz, baby!

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>>73573911
>>73573945
she has that look of 'i just got off the shitter but i want you to fuck me anally, habibi' about her

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bought a braeburn apple yesterday but put it through the self serve till as a gala. just my way of sticking it to the man.

>>73574001
>Girls in SK. They Are Dumb
why is this a bad thing?
who doesnt like dumb sluts

>i just got off the shitter but i want you to fuck me anally, habib
not familiar with this expression

>>73574063
pakis don't say habibi

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let's have a word then you fucking slag

>>73574092
most of them try to be pseudo-arabs, yes they do

are you a paki?

>>73574063
a bit specific
were you raised around an arab scat harem

>>73574048
They're in Taiwan right now with Twitch management and still streaming. They're gunna be...

>>73574100
foy

>>73574035
It's fucking true. Most Jazz from the 50s and earlier (all the way back to the 20s) is the same shit for an hour or two. I guess it grew out of improvisation, so it's very repetitive with spontaneous sporadic bursts.

pepporoni pizza is literally THE normie 'za

>>73574036
Thanks Anon. Just South Korean Girls and Japanese Girls are Naive and Uninformed. No Wonder, Why They Are Go Crazy For K-Pop and K-Drama.

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>>73574106
>and dogs
grrrrr

the holocaust sounds fucking intense
mad that people can treat other people like that

>>73574106
>and dogs
*cracks paws*

reminder that /brit/ is a normie general

fuck off

>>73574141
whats the aspie 'za then?

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>>73574194
anything seafood

>>73574175
yeah tru mud ting senpai

>>73574126
nah but i'm from south manchester so i may as bloody well be

they say bro or akhi after every sentence, never heard one say habibi

>>73572928
Actually rebuilding the North can't be more promissing as a breakthrough for our stagnating economy. It would be like starting SimCity: irl in a national scale. Our construction industries will have the biggest prosperity ever and it's evident that almost every other industry will have some benefits as well.

>>73574217
what about the millions of ex commies coming south looking for a handout

>fucking cream eggs
I HATE Cream cunting Eggs
I don't think anyone has EVER gotten me chocolate I actually like for Easter

OGGY OGGY OGGY

>>73574208
disgusting cunt

>>73574217
Your population will become larger than ours if you unify

donner 'za is a gift from allah (swt)

business idea: music video where 2 groups of people look like they're about to have a cool dance-off but instead just beat the living shit out of each other for 3 minutes

>>73574282
it's a shame that pakis can't make decent 'za

Lads

https://streamable.com/g8nfa

Yanks eh?

>>73574274
PRESIDENT FART BOGGY

>>73574253
We'll build a wall to keep them from swarming to the south so our unified country will be like 'one nation, two systems' but our authorities in charge of both.

Quite fancied a trip into town, then I remembered it's Easter so it'll be full of kids being twats.

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what could he possibly mean by this?

>>73574274
Oi Oi Oi
Oo ahh up the

I am going to the football today and I hope my team wins :)

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IT'S A GROOVY NEW WAY TO TRAVEL

TAKE A CHANCE ON I-69

IT'S AN EQUAL DISTRIBUTION

NEVER HURRY, JUST TAKE YOUR TIME

WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO MINGLE

IF YOU GET A CHANCE, TAKE THE HIGHWAY

IT'S A JOURNEY YOU SHAN'T REGRET

>>73574353
he was making fun of headline-readers the entire show, make of that what you will

>having a comfy browse of the 'ddit
>suddenly the refugee crisis comes up in a non political sub
>all the opinions are so cucked it literally gave me AIDS
sorry lads, this is the last i'll ever post here. I'm dead from AIDS now

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>>73574214
>hey brudder u going to masjid later
God I hate Asian Muslims.
Arabs master-race.

>>73574293
*looks over at the other dragons, with a face that clearly says "what is this guy on" and looks back at you*
i'm out

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HOWLING at the thought of some /int/ virgin getting caught up in a terrorist attack or natural disaster and the media put up a picture of the killed British man - katana in one hand, waifu pillow in the other - and the whole nation breath a collective sigh of relief that nothing of value was lost.

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the gf

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>>73574393

>>73574393
poz my neghole daddy

>>73574402
When Brits say Asians, do they mostly refer to Curries and Pakis?

business idea: music video where a group of people beats the shit out of a paddy

>>73574402
arabs are subhuman lad
They're just lighter skinned africans. just as lazy, aggresive and ugly

>>73574409
I don't believe you are howling at that frankly

>>73574436
Yes

>>73574437
would purchase this

>>73574393
How do you tolerate that front page?
Can't ever be a part of that echo chamber.

>>73574409
M E N T A L L Y
I L L

>When war came to Korea in June 1950, Britain was second only to the United States in the contribution it made to the UN effort in Korea. 87,000 British troops took part in the Korean conflict, and over 1,000 British servicemen lost their lives

What the fuck did they even do? Literally just 1000 deaths.

>>73574468
fucking hate yanks

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>purchase a music video

>>73574436
Yeah.

>>73574436
yeah
you guys are called orientals here, or (because of american media influence) we'll refer to you as asians as well and it all gets confusing

>>73574437
>>73574452

you might like this then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeMvUlxXyz8

>>73574480
'sheed

Going to swing by Honest Burger for some scran lads

>>73574512
Bet you love a bit of the Green Bay Packers

>>73572391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyRTWJcLaio
Based MiG-15 bis.

>>73574537
Pack this in your bay
*unzips dick*

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>>73574468

convinced the Yank runts to go in front

>>73574454
i dont i just browse smaller ones related to my interests

any new transport projects near you, /brit/?
what are your thoughts?

>>73574537
nah m8
i like the red bridge wrappers

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post the last pepe you stole

band's playing at a punk rock festival thing today lads. bit nervous.

dont access this link
http://www.shadbase.com/wallstreet-statue/
cheers

>>73574622
I've never posted a Pepe in my life

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>>73574613
Crossrail, much needed
Crossrail 2 may come too

>>73574613
the mersy link
don't care

>>73574632
conservatism is the new punk rock

>>73574650
Hmm

downvote

>>73574632
modern punk is all terrible so you wont stand out when you're shite

>>73574613
yeah they are turning the roundabout into a traffic lit junction near my house reeeeee

Other than that I don't get public transport because lmao

Seen a load of people on a bus yesterday it was pretty dire

>>73574714

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hol up, i will invade qt trap britbong's anus!

>>73574175
yeah well mental init, what with the head shaving and the ID badges and shit
poor jews, always the primary victims of war

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSGi_GGqKHM

>>73574544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhsW42eDfQo
I mean, I liked it.

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>Russia quits Eurovision because Ukraine won't let their contestant cross the border

Oh Jesus, so this is how WW3 starts after all

>>73574745
yeh the jews had it easy lol x] xD

no man is in ireland
entire of self

>>73574656
Can't wait for based crossrail

miffed that there will be no direct terminal 5 LHR train

>>73574657
why is it needed

>>73574816
it' another bridge that crosses the mersy to ease congestion

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>>73574787
>orchestrate an international conflict of incredible proportions
>hundreds of millions of europeans are used as cannon fodder while the figures for the 'death chambers' are ever-changing and sketchy at best, yet it is taught that the most striking displays of inhumanity were solely within these camps
>conflict is used as a precedent to seize clay immediately after the war ends
>spend the next 70 years instigating wars with every one of your neighbours whilst holding very contradicting social views when comparing the self-identifying jewish citizens of the US (including those in key positions of power) with those of Israel
>continue using this influence to subjugate and demoralise the once whole-natured americans and europeans
those poor souls

Basically done work, but I have to stay till the end of my shift or they'll count it as leaving early.