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Malayan Emergency Edition
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Cara's flower
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>>73574727
is the stem up her twat?
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1 2 3 4 we don't want your silly war
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>Donald shart dump has flipped half of his promises already
Absolutely love this timeline, I thought I would have to choose between real world butthurt and /pol/ butthurt, as it turns out, you can have both.
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anime
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>>73574751
must be
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>Russia quits Eurovision because Ukraine won't let their contestant cross the border

Oh Jesus, so this is how WW3 starts after all.
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Darlington is an absolute shithole lads, don't go there.
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>>73574727
this 2bh
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Oh the poor jews, did you know 6 billion jews died in the holocaust? More than the entire earths population at the time. Truly terrible... and undeserved of course. They've been kicked out of European kingdoms and countries since they first set foot in Europe and of course they've never done anything to deserve such mistreatment
Poor souls, why do Gods chosen people have it so rough?
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>>73574793
>ywn be this happy
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>>73574714
literally a blueprint for squashing a communist insurgency laid out all nice and proper...then the yanks go into Vietnam

screeching
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>>73574714
Could someone explain why Britain, a former imperial power crippled by war and being slowly dismantled, won a far east anti-communist jungle war, while the USA, the most powerful nation in the history of the world, couldn't?
Relymaydmefink
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>>73574830
looks alright
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>>73574789
is the stem up her clitoris?
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Cara is almost past it tbqh

Soon enough she'll be boozing in garish London spots, desperate enough to shag the likes of me

Oh happy day
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>>73574848
cos we're nails m8
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Reading is a shithole
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>>73574840
surprised an Irish person would say this
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>>73574860
yes lad inserted right up it
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39533308
>There is growing concern that many of the algorithms that make decisions about our lives - from what we see on the internet to how likely we are to become victims or instigators of crime - are trained on data sets that do not include a diverse range of people.


So it turns out that the internet is racist

The World White Web project and Algorithmic Justice League are appalled
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>>73574848
because americans are gay
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Writing is a shithole
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>>73574854
you have to trust me m8, it's grim
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>>73574848
americans were too loud and gave away their positions
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>>73574848
because *clap* we *clap* slay
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Oh the poor irish, did you know 6 billion irish died in the famine? More than the entire earths population at the time. Truly terrible... and undeserved of course. They've been mistreated by the english and others since they first farmed potatoes and of course they've never done anything to deserve such mistreatment
Poor souls, why do Gods chosen people have it so rough?
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started slowly revealing my power level to the gf
showed her this video last night, telling her it's a video about "how Britain has changed since the second world war". she liked the video and thought it was very sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

i think the fact that this video is borderline ethno-nationalism flew over her head
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just heard 60 billion Irish died during the famine.. awful
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Arithmetic is a shithole
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>>73574848
what war are you referring to?
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>>73575000
fuck sake
who told you that?
it's meant to be a secret
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conference pear
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>>73575022
it's fucking in the OP retard
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>>73575022
Malayan Emergency and Vietnam
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Can someone PLEASE tell me why Americans don't celebrate Easter?
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conferance peer
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My boyfriend showed me some autistic video about the 'good old days' of Britain, it was some rose-tinted spectacle bollocks. He was smirking and seemed to think the video was subtle...bizarre.

knew he was a bit of a odd-ball, but not that he's an outright rorke.

Needless to say, i'm going to end it.
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>>73575043
s-some nige
*runs away once you loosen your grip on my school shirt collar upon hearing this information*
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Cardiff is a surprisingly crap place IMHO
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>>73574983
>turning your gf into a rorke

you know it's gonna be bad for her in the long run when britain becomes an islamic state and they execute any racists like you and your gf
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the only misstep britain made during the potato famine was leaving some alive
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>>73574983
bugger off
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Needles to say, I... took drugs.
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>>73574983
girls just do whatever makes them more attractive; if you obviously like the video then she will too. if you showed it in a group she'd be much less willing to show like or dislike of it.
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the only misstep the normans made during the invasion was leaving some alive
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>>73574898
arthur griffith - irelands first prime minister was a massive anti semite
also comparing jews to ireland is stupid, the situations arent remotely the same.
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>yfw when there are no more Irish
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>>73574848
like next door in singapore?
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>Cardiff

full of fat slappers and mongs
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>>73575201
no mate, I was surprised because I thought you were all dead
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might buy a really big baguette and a packet of ham and stuff it all in there
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ruuuuu normans
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Hmmmmmmm
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why was I not made aware of this thread, lads?
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see your dad's taking the divorce well
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>>73575068
>>73575067

well the reason we lost in vietnam was that the yanks were poorly trained and the gooks had upped their fighting skills
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>>73575251
Go for it big boy! rawr :3
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how would I go about dyeing my eyebrows?
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>when there are no more German citys
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>>73575177
t. only dated dense girls
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>>73575270
single linkers must be punished
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punishing me bollocks with chilli sauce
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>when you are eternal
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>>73575327
sounds extremely painful
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Basically done work, but I have to stay till the end of my shift or they'll count it as leaving early.
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MƧCoy's crisps are shite now
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>>73575344
they're big balls
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TBF on pooicide watch
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fuuark why is /b/ so slow now?
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http://news.sky.com/story/british-tourist-stabbed-to-death-by-palestinian-in-israel-10836637

fuck pakis

I stand with proud Israel
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>>73575352
I disagree
thai sweet chicken and BBQ rib are fire
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>>73575383
poor lass
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>vote in Trump because Hillary will start pointless wars
>Trump has invaded Syria and is about to start a nuclear war with North Korea

ah yes
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>>73575379
because people go there, realise it is a shit board and leave immediately
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CANZUK is the call for multilateral relations between the economically developed Commonwealth Realms of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom. This could include free movent if labour, along the lines of the Trans-Tasman Agreement, a free trade zone, shared nuclear deterrent, and so much more.
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- I show Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen
- I show Dukes Place Marlow from my hallway and my mailbox then walk into the street
- I show my Facebook - Twitter and date
- I see 'what the Bears are watching'
- I mention my X Factor auditions on 1st May 2016 and 2nd May 2016 and show the stickers I sang in
- I show my 'What a Wonderful World (Vocal) -- I Won't Last a Day Without You (Vocal)' video from 7th May 2016 and discuss what happened with the Dentist in that video - and some other videos
- I show my 'Hey Jude (Vocal) -- Can't Help Falling in Love (Guitar & Singing)' video from 24 May 2016 - and describe how this clearly eliminates any credibility on behalf of the Dentist and his staff - and must raise the question that there is a link between the Oxford Health people and the Dentist which they deny
- reference my previous UTube videos for other issues
- I show a selfie over Dukes Place Marlow
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>>73575428
>pointless
ummmm
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>>73575307
its actually extremely smart on their part; holding no particular view allows them to fit in with a much larger group
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>>73575428
>Trump has invaded Syria
as much as I am let down by (((Trump))), that is fake news
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>>73575428
It's almost like they're both puppets serving the same (((masters)))
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apjY4gHVbjY

Si-un pachetel alt pachetel
Legat cu funde elegante
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>>73575428
headline-readers must be punished
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>>73575428
and how are these wars pointless?

syrian civil war has been going for years with no clear victor while ISIS bring its terror to europe and the US and needs someone with balls to come in and sort it out

kim jong un is threatening nuclear holocaust against all nations and needs taking out and nobody else in the world has the balls to do it
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AM FURIOUS
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>>73575383
read that as 'british-tourist-stabbed-to-death-by-palestinian-in-ireland' for a second and was like wtf haha
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>>73574848
british army is the best
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>>73575444
what's the deal with chin straps?
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>>73575459
It would be completely transparent; I wouldn't be attracted to a scheming but outwardly passive girl.

I've not met many like that. Prefer somebody that might have an opinion that differs tbqh
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beat my personal best for peeling a potato, I'm down to 2 minutes
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wouldn't it be good if we could just tarmac africa
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>>73575444
Business Idea: form CANZUK, ship all the undesirables from the Commonwealth to the UK, make UK a prison island, everyone else move to the Commonwealth then expel UK from CANZUK.
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>>73575515
they keep your chin on
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>>73575515
keep your chin attached to your head
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>>73575444
I support this, but irrational hatred of the UK is at an all-time high because "le breggsit is racis", so people will probably oppose it because they're dumbasses.
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>Me on a date
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1491877540847.webm
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>>73575515
meant those chin straps
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>go on /pol/
>Find a conspiracy thread
>Post the following

So you guys really believe this rubbish?
Let's all get a grip!
Even I don't believe this.
Everyone on /pol/ thinks this is a joke
Please, just think logically.

>Once they realise what the first letters spell they go mad
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>>73575352
yous have all these crazy flavors it mental 2bh

same with lucozade
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Had a crush on the most popular cute lad in high school.
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Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside
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>>73575444
It will never happen. Australia and Canada rightly see us as a sinking ship after we showed our true colours during brexit.
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>>73575383
this 2bh
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>>73575548
gonna do this ty
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*gets home*
*takes off the shoes*
*puts on the slippers*
ah yes
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which should I watch first, John Wick 2 or Logan?
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I reckon we should build a canal through the middle of Australia
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>>73575603
I think the thing which makes us attractive is our universities and financial institutions. Plus, of course, our history.
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I don't get it, what Sean Spicer said was objectively correct
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>>73575545
SHAN'T watch this again
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>>73575628
Bonus points for pointing it out yourself with a different ip.
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>>73575663
It objectively wasn't though.
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>>73575663
Yeah but it's a cheap headline for dying newspapers to jack off to.
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>>73575663
OY VEY ANTISEMITE
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>>73575689
Hitler never used chemical weapons on the battlefield.
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I've never met a Jew in my life you know
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>>73575711
he used chemical weapons on 6 million innocent jews
are you denying he gassed 15 million jewish people? are you erasing the memories of the 40 million?
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>>73575742
no of course not I would never trample on the memory of the 80 million
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>>73575711
think of the 6 billion rorke
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Asociatia Ku-Klux-Klan
Cu toata graba necesara
S-a sfatuit si l-a trimis
Pe luna intr-o astronava
La ora cinci si cinci precis
Prin telegraf mi s-a transmis
Ca in orasul Saint Louis
Un martian s-a sinucis
Apoi cu mintea lui bolnava
Cuprins de-o furie nebuna
El, mortul a pornit spre luna
Pe o straveche astronava
Pe strazile din Saint Louis
emotia e de nedescris
savantul Fergus McPigott
La fata locului venit
A declarat:
-E clar de tot
Sinucigasul a fugit
Savantul are par pe frunte
Vom revenƃĀÆ cu amanunte
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>>73575314
as it happens, i am often guilty of the same offence myself

karma, thee be a harsh mistress
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>>73575766
good

we need to remember the 1 billion innocent jews hitler killed so that his hideous crimes will never be repeated
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>>73575711
Used them against Russian soldiers.
Used them against German citizens.
Used them against foreign civilians.
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>>73575742
>>73575766
>>73575768
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
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>>73575770
didn't even glance at this post
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bit of a controversial opinion, but i actually believe the holocaust happened
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>>73575811
rashorke
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>>73575711
Churchill wanted to "I should be prepared to doanything[Churchill's emphasis] that would hit the enemy in a murderous place. I may certainly have to ask you to support me in using poison gas. We could drench the cities of theRuhrand many other cities in Germany ..., We could stop all work at the flying bombs starting points.... and if we do it, let us do it one hundred per cent."

ā€”Winston Churchill, 'Most Secret' PRIME MINISTER'S PERSONAL MINUTE to the Chiefs of Staff, 6 July 1944
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must be so awkward for Charles and Camilla to pretend to care about the anniversary of Diana's death
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>>73575826
that doesn't work on any level
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I'm waiting out the clock before I can leave my shitty job, and the normies I work with are talking about politics.

Trump this, Trudeau that.

I don't like it. I want them to stop.
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>>73575828
we should have done it 2bqh

no more germans would mean world peace
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>>73575811
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looking for good text openers to the so called proto gf
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>>73575858
germans are pretty sound lads Tbh
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>>73575711
Not true. Used them in Crimea.
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>>73575811
*carries you to the reeducation camps* GET THE ELECTRODES READY LADS
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>>73574848
We did most of the work
A*glos are lazy cunts
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>>73575882
hello hans
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>>73575811
*sends you hastily scrambled together jpegs that somehow disprove the holocaust*
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>>73575891
You also did the rebelling
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>>73575828
very good lad
wish he gassed all the germs
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>>73575868
Just send her this>>73575859
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>>73575891
no, we did
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>>73575887
>>73575914
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGfqe5__GnI

kim jong un is about to declare war against the world live on korean tv lads
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the airbnb people haven't responded to my message about checking in and i arrive tomorrow after a LONG flight
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They're STILL talking about legal weed and Trump's wall.

Is there NOTHING else normies talk about?!?!
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>>73575800
gas chambers are not chemical weapons, they're rooms where people were gassed, everybody knows what he meant but everybody is still pretending to be angry anyway

not that I'm not displeased with him anyway, this administration was supposed to be a blow to PC nonsense but they're bending over for it just like the rest because it could potentially offend the chosen people.
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>>73575968
the weather
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>>73575968
those are important things, would you rather they talk about MLP or some other NEET shite?
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>>73575970
Read a book you blinkered fucking fool.
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heading to Ireland in the morning lads
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>>73575954
Really???
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>thinking the holocaust happened

lmao stupid goyim they will believe anything
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>>73576032
good post
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>>73576003
somepony is a little cranky today
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I'm Romanian.
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>why yes i believe we should elect world leaders on the basis of how much they conform to pc culture
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>orchestrate a conflict of incredible proportions, resulting in a financial boom for your international banking cartels
>tens of millions of europeans are used as cannon fodder while the figures for the 'death chambers' are ever-changing and sketchy at best, yet it is taught that the most striking displays of inhumanity were solely within these camps
>conflict is used as a precedent to seize clay immediately after the war ends
>spend the next 70 years instigating wars with every one of your neighbours whilst holding very contradicting social views when comparing the self-identifying jewish citizens of the US (including those in key positions of power) with those of Israel
>continue using this influence to subjugate and demoralise the once whole-natured americans and europeans
those poor souls
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Don't get people like Corbyn who think we shouldn't interfere in Syria. Do they not see how much damage Syria has gone through without us taking action? People don't realise that inaction is just as bad as taking unnecessary action
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*reading a book*
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FUCK australians
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>>73576108
why exactly should we interfere in syria?
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can you imagine thinking the holocaust was a hoax because 4chan told you so? can you imagine being that daft?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJCRqFxxejc
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Hmm
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>>73576129
Because the refugee crisis will only worsen. Might not have even been one if we decided to strike Assad back in 2013
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>>73576129
muh chillens
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>>73575868
Good morning/afternoon/evening/night, beautiful. As you read this text, you don't know it yet, but you are in possession of a very special womb as it shall be the womb to house my, as well as your future son/daughter whom we'll love very much and tie his/her shoes and pack nutritious packed lunches for so they can grow up to become strong and healthy. We'll enroll them into school sports/athletics so when we're sick and old he/she will take care of us and tend to us untill we pass on and they inherent our modest abode and raise a family of their own in, and so on and so on until rapture.
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>>73576139
just because the propaganda machine that we call our education system told us it was real doesn't mean it was
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>>73576170
so what?
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Are British Blacks better than ours and Americans' ?
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>>73576166
looks disgusting, but that's probably delicious tbph
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>>73576166
>6 eggs
that's just excessive
but I like creamed kale
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>>73576166
Can guarantee he'll be hungry after that and just pig out on crisps or chocolate
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>>73576166
>kale
>avocado

I'd like to cut off pieces of these progressives' hipster flesh and feed it to them. They deserve to have curry powder rubbed into the soft tissues of their eyes and genitals
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>>73575301
did an OC
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>>73576214
why? those things are well tasty
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What do Whoopi Goldberg, Miley Cyrus, Amy Schumer, Chloe Sevigny and Ne-Yo have in common?
They all should be living in Canada or Europe after vowing to leave the US if Donald Trump was elected President. But they're not.
Some hastily tweeted U-turns when Trump was elected, others went quiet and hoped nobody would remember.
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>>73576201
Young ones are basically the same as American niggers, the older ones can be like normal people though.
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>>73576166
why is it swimming in oil
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>>73576129
>>73576170
Also because the use of chemical weapons should not be accepted

>>73576193
Do you know how much it has affected Europe?
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>>73576201
British blacks are among the least feral negroes.

French and American negroes are more Africanised.
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>>73576235
lol
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>>73576214
avocado is delicious
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>>73576241
I wonder how many people moved after Brexit.
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>>73576201
never met a french or american black person, but the british black people ive met have been pretty chilled out
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>>73576214
you're fucking mental
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>>73576257
>Also because the use of chemical weapons should not be accepted
why not? death by gas is the same as death by explosive dismemberment

>Do you know how much it has affected Europe?
only because they have been allowed to come here. They were safe in Turkey or Egypt
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>>73576201
No they are trying to emulate American nigger culture
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>>73576301
probably like 20 because that would require learning a foreign language like eww
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489770155677.webm
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no nazis no prisons no borders no bosses
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>>73576308
I met my first American black person the other week. Was really softly spoken and seemed alri.
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>>73576201
I've only interacted with fairly middle class, educated blacks so I wouldnt know
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Is there anything even remotely difficult about climbing Ben Nevis, Scaffell Pike, and/or Snowdon? Got a few mates doing the 3 peaks challenge and they've been in training for months for it, genuinely think I could climb any of them in my flip-flops with no training whatsover.
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>>73576235
Thanks pretty good
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no admins no jannies
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doctor doctor, give me the news
i gotta bad case of loving (You)s
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>>73576370
you would probably regret that
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>>73576344
paki
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Goal for the rest of April and May is to have a threesome
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>>73575444
>rorke yearning for le empire
Ew. Canada, Australia, and New Zealand have completely surpassed Britain, I don't know WHY on Earth they'd want a union with this shithole

>>73575542
>irrational hatred
But it's rational
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>>73576201
no
they're the same everywhere
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>>73574848
There is only 1million people in Malaya, Brigg's Plan literally moved half the country to guarded village and cut off commie supplies while Vietnam is protected from naval invasion by Soviet,supply line through Laos,millions of disposeable peasant and equipment fed by China and crumbling South Vietnam govt.
Malayan commies are not flying MiGs and shooting SA-2 at planes.
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>>73576405
cuck
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>>73576405
I think this country is shite too m8
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>>73576401
spoiler: you won't
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>>73576370
Climbed Scafell, the second highest in England, right next to Scafell Pike. Was about 13, wasn't fit at all or anything, it was just like walking up a hill with guides.

Loads of normies do Snowdon too. Ben Nevis is more like a proper mountain I believe though.
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>>73576430
the actual reason is we're the best lad
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Finally clocked out.

Start of my weekend. Wew!
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>>73576432
Why is shite.
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the 'net is running awfully slow today
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just thrashed my housemate at fifa
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>>73576468
>sour kraut
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>>73576468
>jalenenos
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>>73576468
>smoked Gouda cheese
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>why is shite
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I really want to kill a lot of you lads
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>>73576530
bit rude
>>
Hi lads, I need some honest anonymous advice from you all about the situation with my female best friend.

She isn't just using me for attention or favours. We intiate contact 50/50 and spend about 10 hours of one on one time a week. She never asks me to buy her anything or do errands for her, and we often lend each other money and everything. So she does like me.

But she knows I'm in love with her, and she knows how it hurts me. And she always mentions her boyfriends, one night stands, FWBs etc (she's pretty promiscuous).

I stayed over hers last night, as usual she said I was to sleep on the floor in the sitting room. But then she had this guy she's known for a few weeks come over and they went to bed together. It's a very small flat and I could hear them both moaning and having sex, and then they slept together all night. I couldn't sleep because I was feeling so sick, it's not really about the sex but more that I've been so close to her for years and in lots of ways she probably cares more about this guy than me, and he's basically a stranger. And this sort of thing happens all the time.

What should I do? I really enjoy hanging out with her, she's really nice and funny.
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>>73576565
only read the first line but you should fuck her in the bumhole
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Rogan truly has a refined palate
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>>73576565
not a single fucking nanometre of a pixel mate
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>>73576549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYygygGn2R0
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>>73576524
Laughed out loud desu
>>
>>73576584
>grass-fed butter
u wot m8?
>>
About 5 years from now you'll start hearing A LOT about a brilliant young Canadian entrepreneur/inventor/businessman. That'll be me, and you'll regret you never had the privilege of (You)ing my posts.
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>>73576549
That's objectifying men
>>
love early afternoon poos the best
already done three so far today
>>
filtered canada

keep giving them chances but it never works
>>
>>73576565
if this is true you should probably off yourself
>>
>>73576524
fantastic post
>>
>>73576584
Why do these people post this online, what's the point? Who cares?
>>
>>73576565
shes not nice or funny but you've convinced yourself she is because you want to put your willy in her.
>>
convinced this "brits are ugly" is a french ploy. [[[they]]] don't say that Africans are ugly, or Vietnamese
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>>73576692
ask the 11k people that liked it
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> just found out what "nonce" means
Really? You guys joke about child abuse?
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>>73576692
Joe rogan is famous
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>>73576468
why do the egg whites look so grey, looks kinda revolting desu

and neither gouda, mayo or sour kraut is grey either
>>
>>73576719
statistically 20% of french posts are made by algerians and another 10% are made by arabs
>>
Watching The Passion of the Christ.
>>
>>73576730
Fucking hell I didn't even see that.

What is wrong with people.
>>
>>73576751
oy
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SERIOUSLY hope that none of you do this
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>>73576738
Nonce.
>>
>>73576742
Does he have the same meal every day?
>>
>>73576742
He's like the Muhammad Ali of egg sandwiches. An Albert Einstein of ovum et pane.
>>
>>73576235
really good m8
>>
>>73576742
i thought rogan was a keto guy, why is he eating so much bread?
>>
>>73576742
on /tv/ sure
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>>73576468
>>73576584

dude likes his eggs
>>
>>73576790
I have a friend who's a real fitness obsessive and he has, no joke, eaten the same 6 things for like 8 years of his life
and I don't mean 6 meals, I mean 6 ingredients
>>
cant watch any of the female alt righters
seriously cringe at the thumbnails, could not even bear giving a listen to them
>>
how many people lurk /brit/ and is there any way to know for certain
>>
>>73576847
ask nagasaki
>>
egg, jalapeno, kale, by your powers combined i am rogan
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>>73576825
good eyes
>>
Already wasted half the fucking day.
>>
>>73576847
this is my first post

been lurking for 8 years
>>
cant read any of the male alt righters
seriously cringe at their posts, could not even bear giving a listen to them
>>
>>
>>73576880
kek
>>
>>73576832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqMrzh-7LA8
screaming
>>
>>73576847
I have it on good authority there are only 30 regular posters, but at least 200,000 onlookers who observe the thread as passive entertainment.
>>
>>73576847
bout three fiddy
>>
>>73576908
lmao
>>
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view from the leeds flat
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>>73576825
He does indeed
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>>73574848
The communists who were mostly Chinese weren't as popular in Malaya.
>>
wish I was a girl
>>
>>73576707
She is nice and funny, she has led me on a bit in the past but not since I asked her on a date and she turned me down, and she helps me with all my social problems and everything (like I wanted to go to this comic book cafe but I was nervous because the regulars had looked at me weirdly the first time I went so she went in first and explained about it).
>>
imagine lurking on /brit/, bloody hell
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>>73576908
I don't get it
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>>73576951
love a bit of 'racha on my 'ggs and 'penos
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>>73576947
>no eggs, kale or jalapeƱos

git gud
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>>73576991
too much make up
>>
http://www.ladbible.com/more/viral-woman-charged-with-raping-male-taxi-driver-at-knife-point-20170411

>Once inside the car, police say Jackson pulled out a knife and held it to the male driver's throat, while Carter performed a sex act on him.

Wish this happened to me
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>>73576986
The joke is that women think men are hitting on them whenever they say or do anything with them.
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>>73576991
REALLY nice chebs
>>
What do normies do in their free time?
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>>73576991
ALEX JONES?
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>>73577047
Never experienced that desu
>>
>>73577014
haha aye char yer nae wrong hen
>>
>>73577050
the sesh
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>>73577074
hate these fucking adverts
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>>73577074
I like the one where the spastic tells her friends about accidentally wanking a guy off while she had a seizure
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>>73577014
thats how i feel about most scots desu
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>>73577076
>>
>>73576991
Jesus christ, women really are completely vacuous beings

>tips fedora
>>
imagine trusting alex jones as your news source
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>>73577132
ICE HOCKEY
>>
>>73577160
>>73577160
>>
>>73576983
sounds like shes your mum. it would be good for you to make more friends in a different group (perhaps from that comic cafe) so that you spend less time together.
essentially you just need to wean yourself off her so you can think clearer about your relationship to her.
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>>73575891
>>73575944
We all did
>>
gays
>>
NEW

>>73581611
>>73581611
>>73581611
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